In Nine Provinces (1) Group, after Cave Lord Snow Wolf said that in the group the seniors unexpectedly no one said. Originally in the personality of senior according to group, whenever after some people provoke the topic, would the lurker senior coming out to froth over in groups. Really lacked forever online Senior North River and frequently the pattern seeking death's Senior Mad Sabre Three Waves reason? 九洲一号群中,雪狼洞主说完后,群里前辈们竟然没有人接话。本来按群里前辈的性格,每当有人挑起话题后,总会有潜水前辈成群结队出来冒泡。果然是缺少了永远在线的北河前辈和经常花样作死的狂刀三浪前辈的原因吗？ After losing these main force sailors, in group obviously was lonelier. 失去了这几位主力水军后,群里都显的冷清了许多。 This type of atmosphere makes Song Shuhang feel that does not adapt very much, he looked at the right demonstration online member, unexpectedly only then group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain maintains online status, others showed completely the off-line-- majority is in invisible status. 这种气氛让宋书航感觉很不适应,他看了看右边显示在线的成员,竟然只有群主黄山真君保持在线状态,其他人全部显示离线——大部分是处于隐身状态。 Bored Song Shuhang sent the sentence casually: „Was Senior Yellow Mountain, what busy at recently?” 无聊的宋书航随便发了句:“黄山前辈,最近在忙什么吗？” Remembers before True Monarch Yellow Mountain, said that has the matter to tow, took two months to meet Doudou to go back afterward. Therefore cannot discover the topic Song Shuhang to speak thoughtlessly to ask. 记得黄山真君之前说有事情拖着,要两个月后来接豆豆回去。所以找不出话题的宋书航随口问了问。 „Hehe, interesting fellow broken seals and other.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said with a smile. “呵呵,在等一个有趣的家伙破封而出。”黄山真君笑道。 Saying, he sent a screenshot. 说着,他发了张截图。 That is ‚chat software good friend diary’ the screenshot of picture, account that the screenshot uses is not True Monarch Yellow Mountain, but is named ‚a small orange Ziyan color’ the chart of account truncation. 那是‘聊天软件好友日志’画面的截图,截图所用的账号并不是黄山真君,而是一个叫‘小桔子颜色’的账号截的图。 That diary promulgator ID is ‚Dao Priest Cloud Mist’. 那篇日记发布者ID为‘云雾道长’。 Title: wā hā hā, Yellow Mountain your idiotic cunt, suppressed the old man entire 200 years! 标题:哇哈哈,黄山你个大傻逼,镇压了老夫整整两百年！ Content: However, the old man decoded your law of principle seal finally, presently has started the law of calculation broken sealing! Immediately the old man can break open your rotten seal, again Free and Unfettered human world! by that time, looked how the old man retaliates you! wā hā hā, this old man cannot absolutely hold back! 内容:但是,老夫终于破解了你的封印之法原理,现已经开始演算破封之法！马上老夫就可以破开你这个烂封印,重新逍遥人间！到时候,看老夫怎么报复你！哇哈哈,这次老夫绝对不会手下留情！ Under this diary, a like person big piece. 在这篇日记下,点赞的人一大片。 1 building: dao priest must broken seal finally, but left, 200 years quite fierce. Anticipated that dao priest broken seals, but, speaks your past overwhelming power deeds to us again much. 一楼:道长终于要破封而出了,两百年好厉害。期待道长破封而出后,再多多跟我们讲讲你当年的威猛事迹。 2 buildings: dao priest's did Chuunibyou manifest suddenly? 二楼:道长的中二病又发作了？ 3 buildings: The story that dao priest's told was most splendid, I had thought that wants to reorganize the web novel issue it. 三楼:道长的讲述的故事最精彩了,我都有想将之改编成网络小说发布的念头。 4 buildings: dao priest, the medicine cannot stop! 四楼:道长,药不能停啊！ 5 buildings: The medicine cannot eat randomly. However what takes a drug is the dao priest's words is definitely all right, after he takes a drug, can incredibly moe moe. 五楼:药也不能乱吃啊。不过吃药的是道长的话肯定没事的,他吃了药后会更萌萌哒。 6 buildings: dao priest, broken unseal seal this private matter, such frank and upright issue real doesn't matter? 六楼:道长,破解封印这种私密的事情,这样光明正大的发布出来真的没关系吗？ 7 buildings: Here should have the applause...... 七楼:此处应有掌声...... Following the person of message also has over a hundred. 后面留言的人还有上百条之多。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Song Shuhang looked at content-- is this named ‚Dao Priest Cloud Mist’ fellow by the True Monarch Yellow Mountain seal nearly 200 years, now finally soon broken seals, therefore got online sent diary self-satisfied? But unfortunately by the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's bot discovery? 宋书航看了内容——是这个叫‘云雾道长’的家伙被黄山真君封印了近两百年,现在终于快要破封而出,于是上线发了个日记得意一下？但不巧被黄山真君的小号发现了吗？ „But, seal 200 years, but also situated in sealed status, can access the net?” Song Shuhang inquired. “但是,封印了两百年,还处于封印状态,能上网？”宋书航询问道。 could it be True Monarch Yellow Mountain does advocate preferential treatment of prisoners, the captive of seal pass the net to oneself personally? 难道黄山真君提倡优待俘虏,给自己亲手封印的俘虏通网？ „Ha Ha, I'll explain it to you.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said with a laugh. “哈哈,我来给你解释一下。”黄山真君笑呵呵道。 „This Dao Priest Cloud Mist is the former generation Empty Thief Gate's elder, is funny. 200 years ago is Fourth Stage Inborn realm, suppresses now, the rank should promote much. 200 years ago, he enters my immortal residence, stole none-- to steal away also just forget about it inside treasure, Empty Thief Gate mixed this line, will be most I to hold him next time, punched his half dead good. But, after he stole my thing, happily promotion, said everywhere my sealing art and array level rotten awfully, divulged my immortal residence with playing. In addition said, at my level, puts forth full power sealing art even, he can break it in a fraction of a minute. Then...... I such as he hope. I spent the big strength to give to catch him, beyond the meteorite with a huge day was seal, suppressed with « Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Technique » sealed him. This suppression more than 200 years, he cannot come out now.” “这云雾道长是上代空空盗门的长老,蛮逗的。两百年前就已经是四品先天境界,镇压到现在,等级应该提升了不少。两百年前,他进入我的一处洞府,将里面的宝物偷了个精光——偷走了也就算了,空空盗门本来就是混这一行的,最多我下次抓住他,揍他个半死就好。但没想到,他偷了我的东西后还得意到处宣传,说我的封印术和阵法水平烂的要命,说破开我的洞府就跟玩似的。另外还说,以我的水平,就算使出全力的封印术,他分分钟就能破开。然后......我就如他所愿。我花了大力气将他给逮到了,又用一块巨大的天外陨石为印,用《五指山封印法》将他封印镇压了。这一镇压也有两百多年了,他现在都没能出来。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Originally blows flamboyant does not have the rough draft very seriously, the consequence. 原来吹牛逼不打草稿,后果很严重的啊。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain continues saying: „A month ago, I calculate that the time felt about the same must put him to come out, then goes to the place of seal to see him quietly. But my quietly past tense, unexpectedly discovered that he is decoding my « Five Fingers Mountain Sealing Technique », old was interesting. I think very much knows how long he needs, will decode the seal that I suppose. Therefore, I have not meddled, but wants calmly to be an audience.” 黄山真君又继续道:“一个月前,我算算时间感觉差不多要放他出来了,便悄悄去封印之地看望他。但我悄悄过去时,竟然发现他正在破解我那《五指山封印法》,老有意思了。我很想想知道他需要多久,才会破解我设下的封印。于是,我没有插手,只是想静静作个观众。” „Very regrettable, how long my unconfirmed he unties the seal to want, but I impossible have been monitoring him. First does not have this idle time, secondly has stared at him to look, he will definitely induce. Therefore...... I spent please an ordinary human, fitted out the getting lost to enter the place of seal.” “很遗憾,我无法确定他解开封印要多长时间,而我又不可能一直监视着他。一来没这个闲时间,二来一直盯着他看,他肯定会感应到。于是......我花钱请了一位普通人类,装成迷路进入封印之地。” „Was closed 200 years of Dao Priest Cloud Mist also to harbor evil thoughts, saw after the person, is very excited, he used magecraft to confuse that average person, making him go to the place of seal every day, through this average person understood that outside appeared on the market the realm limit change.” “被关了两百年的云雾道长也是憋坏了,见到人后很兴奋,他用法术迷惑了那个普通人,让他每天前往封印之地,通过这普通人了解外面世界限变化。” „I thought that he is interested in the outside world, next day makes that average person ‚Dao Priest Cloud Mist’ had install SIM card on the internet tablet PC. Naturally, on this tablet PC I make one attempt to pervert, without downloading the function of software, does not have the web functionality. Above only then some single plane small games of relief, really can networking, only then I make A-type chat software-- that people research and develop I prepare the software to be perfect, again our Nine Provinces (1) Group shift in the past. Has not thought that here first applies.” “我看他对外面世界这么感兴趣,第二天就让那普通人给‘云雾道长’带了个的装上手机卡就上网平板电脑。当然,这平板电脑上我让人做了手脚,没有下载软件的功能、没有网页功能。上面只有一些解闷的单机小游戏,真正能联网的只有一款我让人研发的A型聊天软件——我本来准备将软件完善,再将我们九洲一号群转移过去的。没想到在这里先派上了用场。” The about the same that „that A-type chat software and we use now, main server in my hands. Therefore, Dao Priest Cloud Mist is the the one and only user of my model of software.” “那款A型聊天软件和我们现在用的这款差不多,总服务器在我手里。所以,云雾道长是我这款软件的唯一一个用户。” „Then, I created more than 300 bot, one after another additional Dao Priest Cloud Mist good friend. Also created one chat group, in addition Dao Priest Cloud Mist, made my ‚doppelgänger’ accompany Dao Priest Cloud Mist to chat every day. But that average person is responsible for entering the place of seal every day, to some Cloud Mist lecture of irrelevant painful and itchy news. Brings power pack while convenient, charge the tablet.” “然后,我创建了三百多个小号,陆续加云雾道长好友。又创建了一个聊天群,加了云雾道长,每天让我的‘分身’陪云雾道长聊天。而那位普通人就负责每天进入封印之地,给云雾讲些无关痛痒的新闻。顺便带个充电宝,为平板充充电。” Sees here, Song Shuhang smiles to make noise. 看到这里,宋书航不由笑出声来。 „Then one month, Dao Priest Cloud Mist starts the learned to chat. Because that tablet PC can the networking, only then that I let A-type chat software that the person develops, after he played greasily single plane little roaming, then started to blow every day flamboyant in the group, pulled own honorable past events.” “然后一个月时间里,云雾道长开始学会聊天。因为那个平板电脑能联网的只有那款我让人开发的A型聊天软件,他玩腻了单机小游后,便开始每天在群里吹牛逼,扯自己的光荣往事。” „I make doppelgängers coordinate Dao Priest Cloud Mist, some account taunted him two to compel, some account to praise good that he, some account held him to speak, making him insufficiently bored. Simultaneously makes Cloud Mist think that with ‚good friends who’ he chatted is only some ordinary human.” “我让分身们配合着云雾道长,有的账号去嘲讽他二逼、有的账号去夸奖他、有的账号去捧他讲的好,让他不至于无聊。同时让云雾认为和他聊天的‘好友们’都只是一些普通人类。” „Then...... today, Dao Priest Cloud Mist sent this diary in the A-type chat software diary function. I just completed to praise with more than 100 bot, filled 100 water.” “然后......在今天,云雾道长在A型聊天软件的日记功能中发了这篇日记。我刚用一百多个小号完成赞,灌了一百层的水。” „......” Song Shuhang speechless, is True Monarch Yellow Mountain this must want bored? “......”宋书航一阵无语,黄山真君这是得要有多无聊？ Meanwhile, he remembered an old stem-- youngster, do you think in this crowd so to be really lively? Actually in the group everyone is my bot. In the entire group only then didn't you and I, believe me to trade a number to speak these words to you? 同时,他不由想起了一个老梗——少年,你以为这群里真的这么热闹？其实群里所有人都是我的小号。整个群里就只有你和我,不信我换个号在给你说这句话？ Dao Priest Cloud Mist now is the true portrayal of this stem. 云雾道长现在就是这个梗的真实写照。 More than 300 good friends, all are True Monarch Yellow Mountain's bot. True Monarch plays very high! 三百多个好友,全都是黄山真君的小号。真君玩的很嗨啊！ At this time, Cave Lord Snow Wolf said out loud: „Senior Yellow Mountain, if that Dao Priest Cloud Mist is not so silly, perhaps he had guessed that accident situation truth, then this month, is he teasing you to play?” 这时,雪狼洞主出声道:“黄山前辈,万一那个云雾道长并没有这么傻,说不定他早已经猜测出了事情况真相,然后这一个月,他只是在逗你玩呢？” After all can practice to Fifth Stage Spirit Sovereign realm's, only if really lacks the mind, how many true funny fool's otherwise also has? 毕竟能修炼到五品灵皇境界的,除非是真的缺心眼,否则又有几个真正逗逼的？ Perhaps the Cloud Mist real person is brushing A-type chat software every day, then ridiculed True Monarch Yellow Mountain funny fool at heart? 说不定云雾真人每天都在刷A型聊天软件,然后心里嘲笑黄山真君逗逼呢？ „doesn't matter, amn't I teasing him to play? The entire process I in any case play is very happy.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said with a smile: „In any case, before I prepared to put him-- that goes out he at-large to go out, accompanies me to play such for a long time, isn't very interesting?” “没关系啊,我不也是在逗着他玩吗？反正整个过程我玩的很开心啊。”黄山真君哈哈笑道:“反正,我本来就准备放他出去的——他在逃出去之前,陪我玩这么久,不是很有意思嘛？” Cave Lord Snow Wolf sent a full of admiration expression: „Senior Yellow Mountain realm is high, took below!” 雪狼洞主发了个五体投地的表情:“黄山前辈境界就是高,在下服了！” Song Shuhang also duplicated full of admiration expression--, listening to Doudou saying that True Monarch Yellow Mountain must prepare to attack Seventh Stage Venerable Realm, but can also be so idle teasing ‚Dao Priest Cloud Mist’ to play really no problem? 宋书航同样复制了五体投地的表情——不过,听豆豆说,黄山真君要准备冲击七品尊者境界了,还能这么闲着逗‘云雾道长’玩耍真的没问题？ While at this time, in Nine Provinces (1) Group, Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure spoke suddenly: „Hehe, small Snow Wolf are you also living?” 正当这时,九洲一号群中,书山压力大突然发言:“呵呵,小雪狼你还活着啊？” This ID isn't title, my? Haven't I spoken? 这个ID名称,不是我的吗？我没有发言啊？ Song Shuhang turns the head immediately, looks to the computer position. 宋书航马上转过头来,望向电脑位置。 Then, he then noticed when True Monarch White is smiling-- Song Shuhang with the computer carries the thing not to have offline, on the computer Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure account also toward him to hang in that. A moment ago that news, was the True Monarch White round! 然后,他便看到白真君正朝他笑着——宋书航用电脑载完东西时没有下线,电脑上书山压力大的账号还挂在那呢。刚才那条消息,是白真君发的！ Not, Song Shuhang opened mouth bā. From True Monarch White encounter computer to the present, how long? Can use including the computer unexpectedly, will also type? 不是吧,宋书航张了张嘴巴。从白真君接触电脑到现在,才多长时间？竟然连电脑都会用了,还会打字了？ Moreover, 150 years ago uses isn't the traditional character? Quick did such senior grasp the simplified character? 另外,一百五十年前用的不是繁体字吗？这么快前辈连简体字都掌握了？ Senior White, you such amazingly quick learning efficiency, making in some Pacific island be compelled study the savages of Chinese to feel sad by Mansion Lord Seven Lives' Talisman amazingly beat? 白前辈,您这样神速的学习效率,让太平洋某小岛上被七生符府主吊打逼着学汉语的野人们情何以堪啊？ „Senior White, hello.” Cave Lord Snow Wolf the comprehension is True Monarch White is speaking immediately, quickly replied. “白前辈,您好。”雪狼洞主马上领悟是白真君在发言,迅速回复道。 Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure: „That wait for me had free time to have a look at you, your madame can about the same have the young wolf child?” 书山压力大:“那等我有空了去看看你,你夫人差不多要生小狼崽了吧？” „Senior is welcome to visit anytime, the young wolf child had lived a nest.” The Cave Lord Snow Wolf reply, as for this saying to be the sincerity or hypocrisy, only then he himself knew. “欢迎前辈随时光临,小狼崽已经生了一窝。”雪狼洞主回复,至于这话是真心的还是假意的,就只有他自己知道了。 True Monarch White draws in the Nine Provinces (1) Group's group name card, inquired: „Why I haven't seen Sword Monarch Six Ears?” 白真君在九洲一号群的群名片中拉动,又询问道:“我怎么没看到六耳剑君？” True Monarch Yellow Mountain sent the forced smile expression: „When Sword Monarch Six Ears 30 years ago, attacks Seventh Stage Venerable Realm, Heart Demon is encumbered, was reduced to ashes in Tribulation Fire.” 黄山真君发了个苦笑的表情:“六耳剑君于三十年前,冲击七品尊者境界时,心魔缠身,在劫火中化为灰烬了。” „Even Sword Monarch Six Ears cannot cross this tribulation.” Senior White lightly sighed, as soon as he is supporting the chin, both eyes was blurred, unconscious being distracted, is lost in thought. “连六耳剑君都没能渡过这一劫啊。”白前辈轻轻叹了口气,他一撑着下巴,双眼迷离,不知不觉的走神,陷入了沉思中去了。 Has maintained vigilant Song Shuhang to hit the 100 points attention immediately! 一直保持警惕的宋书航顿时打起一百分的注意力！ Guaranteed oneself can make ‚supporting by the arm’ momentarily if preparation-- at this time Senior White displayed move of «Ground Levelling Fall», the entire floor must collapse! 保证自己随时可以做出‘搀扶’的准备——这个时候要是白前辈施展一招《平地摔》,整个楼层都要倒塌的！ ...... ...... ...... ...... In dark Jiangnan big prison. 幽暗的江南大监狱中。 Broke Moon Sabre Sect disciple Zhao Bulu of both legs to send in this prison. 断了双腿的月刀宗弟子赵不律被送入到这间大牢中。 The color of his face anxiety, looked to him ‚inmate’, that was shaving the greatly bald western guy. On bald also six neat abstention scar...... 他一脸愁苦之色,望向了他的‘狱友’,那是个剃着大光头的西方大汉。光头上还有六个整齐的戒疤......