Song Shuhang after hearing a gū gū drinking water sound, turning the head of doubts, then saw later the appearance that Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty enjoys very much, the heroic vigor that River of Mother and Child spring water in one breath does. 宋书航在听到一阵咕咕的喝水声后,疑惑的转头,随后便看到了功德蛇美人很享受的模样,将子母河泉水一口气干完的豪迈劲。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty is looking Song Shuhang, diligently the tall and slender pupil stares big, a face lovable innocent expression. 功德蛇美人回望着宋书航,细长的眸子努力瞪的大大的,一脸乖巧无辜表情。 Recently, the Beautiful Snakewoman performing skill was getting better and better. 最近,蛇美人的演技越来越棒了。 If next time Senior White must make the movie, she can definitely shoot main actress. 下回如果白前辈还要拍电影,她完全可以去拍女一号。 „Drank up?” Song Shuhang corner of the mouth twitches. “喝掉了？”宋书航嘴角抽搐。 Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty thinks, she waves the arms about, will empty the bottle to throw near. Then, shaking the head that she makes an effort. 功德蛇美人想了想,她一甩手,将空瓶子扔到边上。然后,她用力的摇头。 Song Shuhang felt so horrible, liver section faintly fresh pain. 宋书航心好塞,肝部隐隐生痛。 Sighed the mouth to grasp, Song Shuhang consulted to Senior Little White: „Senior White, will Light of Karmic Virtue be pregnant?” 叹了口握,宋书航向小白前辈咨询:“白前辈,功德之光会怀孕吗？” The Senior White correct use ladle is blowing black thick congee, after hearing the Song Shuhang's issue, he turns the head to look to Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty. 白前辈正用勺子刮着黑糊糊,听到宋书航的问题后,他转过头来望向功德蛇美人。 Senior Little White thought deeply about the moment, said: „Theoretically...... Light of Karmic Virtue does not have the life characteristics, River of Mother and Child's spring water probably not has the effect right. But your Light of Karmic Virtue obviously is not the ordinary design.” 小白前辈思索了片刻,道:“理论上来说......功德之光不具备生命特征,子母河的泉水应该不会起效才对。但你的功德之光显然不是普通款式。” Song Shuhang: „Therefore?” 宋书航:“所以？” „Un, there are two possibilities. First, your Light of Karmic Virtue was pregnant ; Second, was pregnant as master you.” Senior White calmly said, after saying, he continues to blow black thick congee in bowl. “嗯,有两个可能。一是你的功德之光怀孕了;二是身为主人的你怀孕了。”白前辈平静道,说完后,他又继续刮起自己碗中的黑糊糊。 Song Shuhang has tears streaming down the face, he transfers turn head comes, to observe closely Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty. 宋书航泪流满面,他转回头来,盯住功德蛇美人。 Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's lower abdomen as before smooth smooth, appearance that slightly should not be pregnant. 功德蛇美人的小腹依旧平坦光滑,丝毫没有要怀孕的样子。 Words that she is not pregnant...... 她不怀孕的话...... Song Shuhang lowers the head to look to approach own lower abdomen-- she not to end, my how could it not be pill? 宋书航低头望向自己的小腹——她不完,我岂不药丸了？ Suddenly has a good desperate feeling. 突然有种好绝望的感觉。 Does not know is the misconception, the lower abdomen really has the feeling that plants to inflate. 不知是不是错觉,小腹真的有种要膨胀的感觉。 As if really has a small life to want is born. 仿佛真的有个小生命要在其中诞生。 Extremely desperate .jpg 极度绝望.jpg „Can Senior Song live the little darling?” Soft Feather curious looking to the Song Shuhang's belly. “宋前辈要生小宝宝了吗？”羽柔子好奇的望向宋书航的肚子。 Su Clan's The Sixteenth: „The River of Mother and Child's spring water and «Pregnancy Gaze» are different, it is said it will give birth to a meatball. Senior Medicine Master, what to do?” 苏氏阿十六:“子母河的泉水和《怀孕凝视》不同,据说它会生下一个肉球。药师前辈,怎么办？” Medicine Master looked up of next door table sunshine boy appearance, shows a faint smile saying: „no need to fear, has me present. The Caesarean birth I can also, although is not very adept, but in coordination ‚healing art’ the words, split a ball to come out definitely no problem to Shuhang. Little Friend Shuhang no need to be worried.” 隔壁桌暖男模样的药师抬起头来,微微一笑道:“不用怕,有我在。剖腹产我也会,虽然不是很拿手,但配合上‘治愈术’的话,给书航剖个球出来完全没问题。书航小友不用担心。” Even has the Senior Medicine Master's comfort, but Song Shuhang ends the fully opened heart not to get up. 就算有药师前辈的安慰,但宋书航完全开心不起来。 If we had known before , did not put Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty to come out acting cool. 早知道之前就不放功德蛇美人出来装逼了。 „Aaaah~ ~” at this time, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty raise head, exuded that four sounds melodious pitiful yell sound, the pronunciation of Song Shuhang version. “啊啊啊啊~~”这时,功德蛇美人抬头,发出那四声抑扬顿挫的惨叫声,宋书航版的发音。 After calling out pitifully, her open mouth put out a diamond ball of table tennis ball size. 惨叫完毕后,她张口吐出了一颗乒乓球大小的钻石球。 This diamond ball, the Strength of Karmic Virtue constitution by ultra-high purity, all over the body the golden color, is really brilliant. 这颗钻石球,由超高纯度的功德之力构成,通体金色,甚是漂亮。 Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty extends both hands, lightly catches this golden diamond ball. 功德蛇美人伸出双手,轻轻接住这枚金钻球。 Then, she holds in front of this golden diamond ball Song Shuhang's. 然后,她将这枚金钻球托到宋书航的面前。 „You drink this River of Mother and Child's river water, then had this to come?” Song Shuhang doubtfully asked. “你喝下这子母河的河水,然后就生出这个来了？”宋书航疑惑问道。 Meanwhile, in his heart also secretly relieved. 同时,他心中也暗暗松了口气。 In any event, the Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's pot has not fallen to his belly on. His no need to be worried becomes Nine Provinces (1) Group first by the man of Caesarean birth. 无论如何,功德蛇美人的锅没有落到他的肚子上。他不用担心成为九洲一号群第一个被剖腹产的男人。 At the same time, does not know that is the misconception. Song Shuhang as if heard entire Immortal Food Feast venue to hear a regrettable sobbing sound. 同一时间,不知是不是错觉。宋书航仿佛听到了整个食仙宴会场都传来了一种遗憾的唏嘘声。 【Profound Sage Tyrant Song has not been pregnant unexpectedly, bad review!】 【霸宋玄圣竟然没有怀孕,差评！】 „This is golden diamond useful?” Song Shuhang stretched out his hand pinches this golden diamond, careful watching. “这枚金钻有什么用吗？”宋书航伸手捏起这枚金钻,仔细的观赏起来。 Besides is Strength of Karmic Virtue compresses highly condenses becomes, he could not see that this golden diamond ball has the strange place. 除了是功德之力高度压缩凝聚而成外,他看不出这枚金钻球有更多奇异之处。 „Ok, first withdraw comes. How to say again is also one bottle of River of Mother and Child spring water trades.” Song Shuhang secretly said in heart. “算了,先收起来吧。再怎么说也是一瓶子母河泉水换来的。”宋书航心中暗道。 When he prepares first this golden diamond ball receives the bracelet space, he saw the Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's expression. 当他准备先将这枚金钻球收到手串空间的时候,他又看到了功德蛇美人的表情。 Fairy @#%x's vision, firmly is staring at golden diamond ball in his hand. ＠＃％×仙子的目光,牢牢的盯着他手中的金钻球。 Where his hand carries over, where the Fairy @#%x's vision moves. 他手移向哪里,＠＃％×仙子的目光就移动到哪里。 Song Shuhang pinched brandished the shape of five pointed star golden diamond ball is making an effort. 宋书航捏着金钻球用力的挥舞了个五角星的形状。 Fairy @#%x's also follows to move, has put a path of five pointed star. ＠＃％×仙子的头也跟着移动,划过一个五角星的轨迹。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Because could it be is pregnant by the River of Mother and Child spring water, did Fairy @#%x regard own child the same as treasure this golden diamond ball? 难道是因为由子母河泉水怀孕而成,＠＃％×仙子将这枚金钻球当成了自己的孩子一样珍惜？ If that was true. 如果真是这样的话。 After Song Shuhang thinking a little, returns this golden diamond ball to the Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's hand in: „It is belongs your.” 宋书航略一思索后,将这枚金钻球放回到功德蛇美人的手中:“它是属于你的。” Fairy @#%x rapid withdraw golden diamond ball, holds in the chest that it treasures. ＠＃％×仙子迅速的收起金钻球,将它珍惜的捧在胸口。 Evidently, to her, this golden diamond ball must be more precious than Senior Scarlet Firmament. 看样子,对她来说,这枚金钻球比赤霄子前辈要珍贵多了。 ...... ...... ...... ...... Immortal Food Feast continues the feast. 食仙宴继续开宴。 Other seven positions, starts through various methods, was occupied by other Immortal Food Feast's diners. 余下的七个位置,也开始通过各种方法,被食仙宴的其它食客占据。 immediately afterwards, seat drawing also formally starts. 紧接着,席位抽奖活动也正式开始。 Seat that in the Song Shuhang hand also the seat, won a moment ago. 宋书航手中还有一个席位,就是刚才赢下来的席位。 „That what, the seniors, anyone of you also needs the seat?” Song Shuhang asked--, if had the senior need, he bestowed this seat. “那啥,前辈们,你们谁还需要席位的吗？”宋书航问道——如果有前辈需要的话,他就将这个席位赠送出去。 If no one wants, he is only silly the bird to grasp that. 如果没人要的话,他就将那只傻雀抓出来。 Makes her practice get down again alone, her ‚practice will be crazy’ illness to intensify. 再让她独自修炼下去,她的‘修炼狂’病症会加剧的。 The Nine Provinces (1) Group's member shakes the head in abundance. 九洲一号群的成员纷纷摇头。 Finally...... Song Shuhang, only then forcefully Bird Monster Little Cai grasping, letting the last seat that she occupied herself to win. 最终......宋书航只有强行将雀妖小彩给抓出来,让她占据了自己赢来的最后一个席位。 Immortal meat dishes delivering on one after another Immortal Food Feast. 食仙宴上的仙肴一道接一道的送上。 The people start to relax, heart and soul enjoyment Immortal Food Feast. 众人开始放松下来,全心全意的享用食仙宴。 The liquor over three patrol, everyone started to chat far apart. 酒过三巡,所有人开始天南地北的聊了起来。 Song Shuhang raises up the ear, is listening to the amusing thing in adventure experience, the practice's experience and the practice Nine Provinces (1) Group seniors. 宋书航竖起耳朵,听着九洲一号群前辈们的冒险经历、修炼的经历、修炼中的趣事。 These must remember well. 这些都要好好记住。 In the future, these can become he ‚becomes a qualified big senior’ the qualifications. 未来,这些都能成为他‘成为一个合格大前辈’的资历。 While Group of Fellow Daoists discussion really happy time. 正当众道友谈论甚欢的时候。 behind Song Shuhang's body, the Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty gently and cautiously outstretch small hand, grasps behind toward nearby Senior White. 宋书航身后,功德蛇美人小心翼翼的伸出小手,往边上的白前辈身后抓去。 ‚pā!’ ‘啪！’ Is drinking immortal wine Senior Little White to put out a hand, wiped out Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's. 正在喝仙酿的小白前辈伸手,一把打掉了功德蛇美人的手。 When Song Shuhang hears voice, turns the head. 宋书航听到声音时,才转过头来。 Then sees Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty to shrink one group, motionless like a statue, a face lovable shape. 然后就看到功德蛇美人缩成一团,一动不动,一脸乖巧状。 „What's wrong?” Song Shuhang doubtfully said. “怎么了？”宋书航疑惑道。 Senior Little White: „Does not know, your Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty puts out a hand to grasp suddenly toward my head.” 小白前辈:“不知道,你的功德蛇美人突然伸手往我头上抓来。” Song Shuhang is looking at Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty: „......” 宋书航望着功德蛇美人:“......” Comes her withdraw. 还是将她收起来吧。 while thinking, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty under Song Shuhang's focuses attention on, reaches Senior White the hand again, grasps to his...... the hair. 正思索间,功德蛇美人在宋书航的注目下,再次将手伸向白前辈,抓向他的......头发。 Is the Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's goal, the Senior White's hair? 功德蛇美人的目标,是白前辈的头发？ ‚pā!’ ‘啪！’ Senior White take action, flies the Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's small hand racket again. 白前辈再次出手,将功德蛇美人的小手拍飞。 Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty shrinks one group, shows the lovable expression. 功德蛇美人又缩成一团,重新露出乖巧的表情。 But after three seconds . 但三秒后。 She is also incorrigibly wicked, will have a heavy touch grasps newly quietly to the Senior White's hair. 她又贼心不死,将手重新悄悄抓向白前辈的头发。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” ‚pā!’ ‘啪！’ The Senior Little White racket flies again her small hand: „waves not more than three!” 小白前辈再次拍飞她的小手:“浪不过三啊！” Comes words again time, even Little Friend Song Shuhang's Light of Karmic Virtue, he still took a flying sword to send in the outer space her. 再来一次的话,就算是宋书航小友的功德之光,他也要一飞剑将她送入太空中去了。 A Mad Sabre Three Waves face is suffering, why was he hit suddenly? 狂刀三浪一脸委屈,为什么他突然中枪了？ Fairy @#%x as if thought of anything suddenly. ＠＃％×仙子仿佛突然想到了什么。 Her both eyes is bright. 她双眼明亮起来。 Then, she opened the second bottle of River of Mother and Child spring water, first supine, gū gū gū ~~ in one breath did the spring water. 接着,她打开了第二瓶子母河泉水,头一仰,咕咕咕~~一口气就将泉水干完了。 Specially heroic. 特别豪迈。 Song Shuhang: „???” 宋书航:“？？？” Fairy @#%x wants to do! ＠＃％×仙子是想干啥嘛！ Does abandon oneself to despair, drown sorrow taking advantage of the spring water? 自暴自弃,借泉水消愁？ After drinking the spring water, repeats the beforehand step. 喝下泉水后,重复之前的步骤。 After the moment, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty open mouth, put out golden diamond ball. 片刻后,功德蛇美人张口,吐出了一枚金钻球。 Then, her both hands hold this new golden diamond ball, hands over to Senior Little White. 然后,她双手捧着这枚新的金钻球,递向小白前辈。 Senior Little White: „......” 小白前辈:“......” „Does she possibly think Senior White your hair?” The Song Shuhang translation said. “她可能想白前辈你的头发？”宋书航翻译道。 „Hair?” Senior Little White is looking at golden diamond ball in Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty hand. “头发？”小白前辈望着功德蛇美人手中的金钻球。 The words that carefully looks, can find that this golden diamond ball is extremely attractive, wants beautifully compared with world took office what diamond dazzling. In addition it is by the high-purity Strength of Karmic Virtue formation, wears in the body's words, can avoid evil influences and evade the disaster. 仔细看的话,就可以发现这枚金钻球极漂亮,比世界上任何一枚钻石都要美丽耀眼。再加上它是由高纯度的功德之力形成,佩带在身上的话,可以避邪、避灾。 Senior Little White was deep in the thought. 小白前辈陷入到了沉思中。 After the moment, his lightly claps: „Also good, happen to can manufacture one with it already magical item that wants to manufacture. Good, transaction.” 片刻后,他轻轻一拍手:“也好,正好可以用它来制作一件早就想制作的法器。好吧,交易。” Senior Little White puts out a hand to hold an own long hair, lightly. 小白前辈伸手抓住自己的一根长发,轻轻一拉。 He gives Fairy @#%x oneself long hair. 他将自己的长发递给＠＃％×仙子。 Fairy @#%x happy gives Senior White golden diamond ball. ＠＃％×仙子开心的将金钻球交给白前辈。 both sides happy transaction complete. 一场双方皆大欢喜的交易完成。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Indeed regarding Fairy @#%x, golden diamond ball is completely not ‚child’! 敢情对于＠＃％×仙子来说,金钻球完全不是‘孩子’！ „Do you trade the Senior White's hair to do?” Song Shuhang doubtfully said. “你交易白前辈的头发要干嘛？”宋书航疑惑道。 Fairy @#%x grabbed Senior White's long hair, stamp of lightly on toward golden diamond ball. Seemingly sets upright indestructible golden diamond ball, was punctured thoroughly by the Senior White's long hair. ＠＃％×仙子抓起白前辈的长发,轻轻往金钻球上一戳。看似竖不可摧的金钻球,被白前辈的长发刺透。 Fairy @#%x ties a knot the long hair. ＠＃％×仙子将长发打了个结。 Then, she hung on golden diamond ball oneself neck. 然后,她将金钻球挂到了自己脖子上。 When her figure swinging, golden diamond ball of table tennis ball size can tumble to jump on two big balls, dazzlingly to blind. 她身形摆动时,乒乓球大小的金钻球就能在两个大球上翻滚跳跃,耀眼到瞎。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” His time has mixed feelings. 他此时的心情好复杂。 He does not know how oneself must go to the tsukkomi Fairy @#%x's behavior. 他都不知道自己要怎么去吐槽＠＃％×仙子的行为。 But not tsukkomi words, he feels the stem nervous. 但不吐槽的话,他心里又感觉梗的慌。 As if was induces host Song Shuhang that suppressing nervous mood, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty put out a hand lightly to pat Song Shuhang. 仿佛是感应到了宿主宋书航那种憋的慌的情绪,功德蛇美人伸手轻轻拍了拍宋书航。 Then, she clenches teeth, takes out one bottle of River of Mother and Child spring water from the Song Shuhang's pocket. 然后,她咬了咬牙,从宋书航的口袋中又取出一瓶子母河泉水。 Uncaps, drinks to heart's content! 开盖,畅饮！ Song Shuhang: „???” 宋书航:“？？？” The fairy maiden do you want to do? Also wastes my one bottle of River of Mother and Child spring water. 仙子你又要干啥？又浪费我一瓶子母河泉水。 After the moment . 片刻后。 Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty repeats the above step, puts out a golden drill ball, gives Song Shuhang. 功德蛇美人重复以上的步骤,吐出一颗金色的钻球,递给宋书航。 in one breath heroic after drinking three bottles of River of Mother and Child spring water continually, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty consumes big, her body a little changes is transparent. 一口气豪迈的连喝三瓶子母河泉水后,功德蛇美人消耗不小,她的身体都有点变的透明起来。 After third golden diamond ball gives Song Shuhang, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty on own initiative returns to within Song Shuhang's body, starts to rest. 将第三颗金钻球交给宋书航后,功德蛇美人就主动回归宋书航的体内,开始休息起来。 In the Song Shuhang hand is pinching this golden diamond ball, does not know whether to laugh or cry. 宋书航手中捏着这枚金钻球,哭笑不得。 Is this Fairy @#%x's apology? 这是＠＃％×仙子的道歉吗？