Song Shuhang braces oneself to enter the dormitory, conveniently dormitory door lock on. 宋书航硬着头皮进入宿舍,顺手将宿舍门锁上。 Perhaps such big pekingese dog, in the world was in sole possession of-- to be needless saying that at present this was only yesterday pursues the Demon Monarch Anzhi world to run, finally also gave Demon Monarch Anzhi to come pekingese great monster dog ruthlessly. 这么大的京巴狗,世上或许都独有一只——不用说了,眼前这只正是昨天追着安知魔君满世界跑,最后还狠狠给安知魔君来了一口的京巴大妖犬。 Facts showed, puppy type of thing, slightly is more lovable. Newly-born puppy, even if the mole cricket of various hybrids, that is also chubby, was very lovable. 事实证明,小狗这种东西,越小越可爱。刚出生的小狗,哪怕是各种混血的土狗,那也是肉嘟嘟的,很可爱。 After so long as the puppy grows up, majority changes is completely unlovable-- even pekingese this cute puppy variety, when but it as long is long as more than five meters, still completely and is not related issues cute. 然而只要小狗长大后,大部分就变的完全不可爱了——就算是京巴这种可爱的小狗品种,但当它长到五米多长时,也完全和可爱扯不上关系。 pekingese great monster dog squats to sit on the ground, is sticking out one's tongue gasping for breath of hū hū hū , like the ordinary puppy. Actually like the monster dog of its this rank, will not be sensitive to heat, is sticking out one's tongue to do? 京巴大妖犬蹲坐在地上,吐着舌头呼呼呼的喘气,就跟普通小狗一样。其实像它这个等级的妖犬,根本不会怕热的,吐着舌头干嘛？ Had flash that in the Song Shuhang mind remembers Immortal Farmer Sect that ‚to angrily roar to the large-scale carnivorous monster dog: Grass mud horse, horse Bi has to plant to eat me!’ That method. 有那么一刹那,宋书航脑海中想起了仙农宗那个‘对着大型食肉妖犬怒吼:艹泥马,马逼有种来吃我啊！’那个方法。 Un, he is not funny fool, do not do. 嗯,他不是逗逼,还是不要这么干了。 „Hello.” Song Shuhang braces oneself to the big pekingese monster dog is beckoning. “你好。”宋书航硬着头皮对着大京巴妖犬招了招手。 „hū hū hū.” Big pekingese is crooked the head, after exhibiting reduces more than ten times, possibly very cute appearance. “呼呼呼。”大京巴歪着脑袋,摆出个缩小十几倍后可能会很可爱的模样。 „You can understand my words, I know the high-grade monster beast full of wisdom.” Song Shuhang sees this only great monster dog do not attack his meaning, temporarily relaxes. “你能听懂我的话吧,我知道高等级妖兽都是有智慧的。”宋书航见这只大妖犬没有要攻击他的意思,暂时松了口气。 The big pekingese monster dog changed an angle , to continue to be crooked head acting cute. 大京巴妖犬换了个角度,继续歪着脑袋卖萌。 „Can't understand Mandarin?” Song Shuhang doubtfully asked. “听不懂普通话？”宋书航疑惑问道。 This only great monster dog definitely full of wisdom, moreover not compared with the difference of human. When this from it facing the Immortal Farmer Sect member, in eye ‚teasing’ the facial expression can see. 这只大妖犬肯定是有智慧的,而且不比人类的差。这点从它面对仙农宗成员时,眼中‘戏谑’的神情就可以看出。 However, the monster dog after all is not human, does not have the nine-year compulsory education. Perhaps what it can say is a sweet law cavity, or what strange place voice? Therefore can't understand Mandarin? 不过,妖犬毕竟不是人类,没有九年制义务教育。说不定它会说的是一口甜律腔,或是什么古怪的地方口音？所以听不懂普通话？ Therefore, at that time the Immortal Farmer Sect's that disciple's seeking death in front of great monster dog, in the mouth yelled ‚grass mud horse, horse Bi lives off one's parents!’ When can't it understand? Therefore, forgave that two Immortal Farmer Sect's disciples? 所以,当时仙农宗的那个弟子在大妖犬面前作死,口中大叫‘艹泥马,马逼的来吃老子啊！’时,它根本就听不懂？所以,才饶过了那两个仙农宗的弟子？ Song Shuhang more wants more to think has this possibility. 宋书航越想越觉的有这个可能。 Then, should it judges the meaning of words through the expression and tone of human? 那么,它应该是通过人类的表情和语气来判断话语的意思？ Thinks of here, in the Song Shuhang heart moves, he thinks not long ago has looked at a joke stem. 想到这里,宋书航心中一动,他想到了前不久看过的一个笑话梗。 Therefore, he is smiling, said with temperate tone: „Hello, is your mother the big monkey?” 于是,他一脸微笑,用温和的语气道:“你好啊,你妈是大猴子？” After pekingese great monster dog hears this saying, no longer acting cute, the head squared, the tongue also shrank. In its eye showed the facetious expression again. 京巴大妖犬听到这话后,不再卖萌了,脑袋摆正了,舌头也缩回去了。它的眼中再次露出了戏谑的表情。 Then, it uses the character sleek/moist sound circle Beijing speech pattern cavity replied: „Your mother is the gorilla! woof!” 然后,它用字润音圆的京片子腔回道:“你妈是大猩猩！汪！” „......” Song Shuhang is speechless. “......”宋书航无语。 This pekingese great monster dog, bad taste is only full! 这只京巴大妖犬,恶趣味十足！ After the big pekingese monster dog speaks, puts out tongue ‚hū hū hū’ when gasping for breath, a looks at Song Shuhang face speechless expression, but also blinks. 大京巴妖犬说完话后,又吐出舌头‘呼呼呼’的喘气,看着宋书航一脸无语的表情时,还眨了眨眼睛。 Song Shuhang sighed, taking off the shoes walked-- at heart to be simultaneously more relieved toward the dormitory bedroom, this only great monster dog can also joke with him, won't open mouth at least eat him? 宋书航叹了口气,脱去鞋子往宿舍卧室走去——同时心里更安心了,这只大妖犬还会和他开玩笑,至少不会张口将他吃掉吧？ He comes to the bedroom, pekingese great monster dog also follows to enter. 他来到卧室,京巴大妖犬也跟着进入。 „You, what's up?” Song Shuhang thought for quite a while, does not know how must call this only pekingese great monster dog. “你,找我有事？”宋书航想了半天,也不知道要怎么称呼这只京巴大妖犬。 „Un, I asked several questions.” pekingese great monster dog again mouth spit out human voice: „Did you recently have the contact with Medicine Master?” “嗯,我来问几个问题。”京巴大妖犬再次口吐人言:“你最近和药师有接触吧？” In the Song Shuhang heart is vigilant immediately how in the mind thinks must reply is good. 宋书航心中马上警惕起来,脑海中思索着要怎么回答才好。 „Did not need to deny, in fact I smelled the Medicine Master's smell in your body couple days ago. Un, yesterday still smelled the smell of Su Clan small girl in your body, afterward Su Clan's The Seventh that fellow.” pekingese great monster dog is familiar with, recently and several cultivator's names of Song Shuhang contact reported. “不用否定了,事实上我前几天就在你身上闻到了药师的气味。嗯,昨天还在你身上闻到了苏氏小丫头的气味,后来还有苏氏阿七那家伙的。”京巴大妖犬如数家珍,将最近和宋书航接触的几位修士的名字报了个遍。 When Song Shuhang heard until here, the mind miraculous glow flashes. 宋书航听到这里时,脑海灵光一闪。 „Are you True Monarch Yellow Mountain that only running away from home's treasure great monster dog?” He still remembers oneself just entered in the group, the member in group the days of saying True Monarch Yellow Mountain was very busy, treasure great monster dog of his family/home walked to lose. “你是黄山真君那只离家出走的宝贝大妖犬？”他还记得自己刚入群里,群里的成员就在说黄山真君那几天很忙,他家的宝贝大妖犬又走丢了。 At that time Song Shuhang also thinks in the crowd the seniors all are one crowd of Chuunibyou, thinking True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family was the pet dog is lost. 当时宋书航还以为群里前辈们全是一群中二病的,认为黄山真君家是宠物狗走失了。 Un...... the present looks like, but also is really the pet dog, pekingese is the pet dog variety, was True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's this was only bigger. 嗯......现在看来,还真是宠物狗,京巴就是宠物狗品种,就是黄山真君家的这只个头大了些。 “Woof.” pekingese great monster dog goes crookedly excessively, face angry appearance-- do not ask why Song Shuhang can see the angry expression from an dog face, in any case he is mysterious looked. “汪。”京巴大妖犬歪过头去,一脸气恼的模样——别问宋书航为什么能从一只狗脸上看出气恼的表情,反正他就是神奇的看出来了。 „Hasn't the True Monarch Yellow Mountain previous time brought to go back you?” Song Shuhang doubtfully asked, recently True Monarch Yellow Mountain has had online cropping up, he also thinks that great monster dog had been looked. “黄山真君上次没将你带回去？”宋书航疑惑问道,最近黄山真君一直有在线冒头,他还以为大妖犬已经被找回去了。 The “Woof.” pekingese great monster dog head traded a direction , to continue angry coldly snorted. “汪。”京巴大妖犬脑袋换了个方向,继续气恼的冷哼。 Song Shuhang sighed secretly--, had such a pet dog, True Monarch Yellow Mountain was also laborious. 宋书航暗叹了口气——嗯,有这么一只宠物狗,黄山真君也是蛮辛苦的。 „Therefore, your what's up ma?” Song Shuhang asked. “所以,你找我有事吗？”宋书航问道。 „I want to look for Medicine Master, asks him to want medicine pill, when snack.” pekingese great monster dog continues acting cute: „Therefore I followed yesterday you, wants to find Medicine Master, with, has followed the hospital. Then, wretched does not know that which bastard put a toxic bomb. I wasn't careful at that time, I can't eat anything for a day. woof, woof!” “我想找药师,找他要点丹药当零嘴。”京巴大妖犬继续卖萌:“所以我昨天跟着你,想找到药师,跟啊跟的,一直跟到了医院。然后,天杀的不知道哪个混蛋放了个毒气弹。我一时没在意中招了,恶心的我一天吃不下东西。汪汪！” „......” Song Shuhang corner of the mouth pulled out pulling out, isn't Stink Pill that put? “......”宋书航嘴角抽了抽,不会是自己放的恶臭丸吧？ „Therefore, I want to ask you, now where is Medicine Master at?” The pekingese great monster dog inquiry said. “所以,我想问你,药师现在在哪？”京巴大妖犬询问道。 „Senior Medicine Master has the matter probably temporarily , helping several friends treat an illness. His several friends met an issue when adventure, seemed like amnesia. Therefore, Senior Medicine Master results in several genius to come back, if you are not anxious, can late several days look for him again.” Song Shuhang replied. “药师前辈好像临时有事,去帮助几个朋友治病去了。他几个朋友在冒险时遇上了点问题,似乎是失忆了。所以,药师前辈得过几天才会回来,如果你不急的话,可以迟几天再来找他。”宋书航回道。 pekingese great monster dog thinks: „Good, that is for late several days to look for him. Finally, are you Nine Provinces (1) Group's new member? Also has the relation with Medicine Master, has the contact with Su Clan's The Seventh that fellow. But I had not visited you in the group before.” 京巴大妖犬想了想:“那好吧,那就迟几天找他。最后还有,你是九洲一号群的新成员吗？又跟药师有联系,又和苏氏阿七那家伙有接触。但我以前没在群里看过你。” Song Shuhang nods: „Un, I indeed am newly joined Nine Provinces (1) Group's.” 宋书航点头:“嗯,我的确是新加入九洲一号群的。” „That is good, your account uses taking advantage of me, how many did I chat to be able not? woof, woof!” pekingese great monster dog is excited immediately, tail fast is swinging. “那就好,你的账号借我用下,我聊几句可以不？汪汪！”京巴大妖犬顿时兴奋起来,尾巴快速的摇着。 „Chatted?” Song Shuhang looked own that Little Lightning brain, looked at five meters long giant big pekingese again, its claw lightly bumps, did own computer on the comminuted fracture, then send in recycle bin? “聊天？”宋书航看了看自己那台小电脑,再看了看五米多长的巨型大京巴,它爪子轻轻一碰,自己的电脑就得粉碎性骨折,然后送入回收站了吧？ „I can reduce!” Sees the Song Shuhang's vision, pekingese great monster dog understands immediately. Its figure lightly in a flash, in the white ray, is quick ordinary pekingese that it changes that big or small. “我能缩小的！”一看到宋书航的目光,京巴大妖犬马上明白过来。它身形轻轻一晃,在白色光芒中,很快它就变的只有普通京巴那么大小。 This big or small it seems like, is really very cute?! 这个大小的它看上去,真是很可爱呢？！ „What kind of? My this transform graceful. come, come, come, turns in the computer account.” The pekingese monster dog jumped cheerfully jumping. “怎么样？我这变身帅吧。来来来,开电脑上账号。”京巴妖犬欢快的蹦了蹦。 „Good.” Song Shuhang turns on the computer, but does not have login desktop this chat software account, but turns out another independent chat software backup in a E drive subfolder, comes up with its login. “好吧。”宋书航打开电脑,但并没有登陆桌面这个聊天软件账号,而是在E盘一个子文件夹中翻出另一个独立的聊天软件备份,用它登陆上去。 Since Altar Master event, he to oneself ‚cultivator’ status gently and cautiously, on the computer also made various protections. In the computer does not dare to keep the record of account login, what used is the Internet cafe pattern, logout eliminates the record of chat account each time automatically. 自从坛主事件后,他对自己‘修士’的身份更加小心翼翼,电脑上也做了各种防护。电脑中也不敢留账号登陆的记录,用的是网吧模式,每次退出登陆就自动消除聊天账号的记录。 After inputting the account password mounts the chat software, he turns around the computer to let give great monster dog-- him to pay attention the eye. After all is pekingese True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's that is only a guess. 输入账号密码登上聊天软件后,他才转过身来将电脑让出来给大妖犬——他还是留了个心眼。毕竟京巴是不是黄山真君家的那只,只是个猜测。 After-- of pekingese monster dog very cheerful crawling to the computer table as if changes small, its joined bodies heavy also reduce. Otherwise this computer table broke down early. 京巴妖犬很欢快的爬到电脑桌上——似乎变小后,它连体重也减小了。否则这电脑桌早垮了。 Then, its skilled with crawling beats open the Nine Provinces (1) Group's chat window. 然后,它熟练的用爬子敲开九洲一号群的聊天窗口。 Then, assigned out five stroke input method! 接着,又调出了五笔输入法！ I go, it can even use the five stroke input method? I'm using Pinyin! Song Shuhang secretly said in heart. 我去,它竟然还会用五笔输入法？我都是用拼音的啊！宋书航心中暗道。 while thinking, the pekingese monster dog pā pā pā on the keyboard had typed one skewer of characters, the typing speed is quick. 正思索间,京巴妖犬已经在键盘上啪啪啪打了一串字,打字速度还很快。 Nine Provinces (1) Group. 九洲一号群。 Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure: „@True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Yellow Mountain your Big Idiot-- compels! Comes out, come out if have guts!” 书山压力大:“＠黄山真君,黄山你这个大傻——逼！出来啊,有种出来啊！” The Song Shuhang's cold sweat braved all of a sudden, stopped cannot stop. 宋书航的冷汗一下子就冒出来了,止都止不住。 „?” The Loose Practitioner North River first reply, he sent asking of doubts: „Little Friend Shuhang?” “？”北河散人第一个回复的,他发了个疑惑的问道:“书航小友？” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“......” Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure: „wā hā hā, I escaped, what kind of! Big Idiot Yellow Mountain-- compels! Bites me!” 书山压力大:“哇哈哈,我又逃出来了,怎么样！黄山大傻——逼！来咬我啊！” Song Shuhang is looking at the pekingese monster dog silently on the keyboard fast typing-- Senior Medicine Master, if sees this picture, must cry to faint in the restroom! 宋书航默默望着京巴妖犬在键盘上飞快打字——药师前辈如果看到这画面,肯定得哭晕在厕所！ Loose Practitioner North River: „......” 北河散人:“......” Roaming Cloud Monk Fathom Mystery: „......” 云游僧通玄:“......” Medicine Master: „......” 药师:“......” Then is a row of senior, ellipsis maintain group formation. 然后是一排的前辈,省略号保持队型。 Was needless saying that they have guessed correctly reason-- True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's that treasure great monster dog running away from home. Moreover does not know that what's the matter, it also rushes to Little Friend Song Shuhang there, gets online with Little Friend Song Shuhang's account chats. 不用说了,他们已经猜到原因——黄山真君家的那只宝贝大妖犬又离家出走了。而且不知怎么回事,它还跑到宋书航小友那里去,用宋书航小友的账号上线聊天。 „Little Doudou, don't create trouble.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain replied. “小豆豆,别闹了。”黄山真君回复道。 „, I want to joke, your my what? Has originally, you bite me, bite me!” pekingese cheerful makes an effort on the keyboard is knocking. “切,我就闹,你奈我何？有本来,你来咬我啊,来咬我啊！”京巴欢快的在键盘上用力的敲着。 This saying just now sends. 这话才刚发完呢。 [ System prompt:( ******) Mountain of Books' Huge Pressure already by group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced one day.] [系统提示:(******)书山压力大已经被群主黄山真君禁言一天。] By Silenced. 被禁言了。 For these days, True Monarch Yellow Mountain used the big Silencing Art number of times more than last month entire month, thinks to feel that for him the heart was tired. 这几天,黄山真君使用大禁言术的次数比上个月整个月都多呢,想想都为他感觉到心累。 „Grass, Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, dares to ban me to say! woof, woof, woof!” pekingese great monster dog angrily said. “艹,黄山大傻,竟敢禁我言！汪汪汪！”京巴大妖犬怒道。 If I am the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's words, definitely bans you saying that no, I will definitely consider that the dinner must eat Song Shuhang secretly said in heart of Gourou Hotpot. 如果我是黄山真君的话,也肯定禁你言的,不,我肯定会考虑晚餐要不要吃狗肉火锅的宋书航心中暗道。 -- is not right, wait/etc, this account is mine Aaah! ——不对,等等,这账号是我的啊啊啊！ At this time, in Nine Provinces (1) Group, True Monarch Yellow Mountain spoke: „Little Friend Shuhang, Little Doudou troubles you to consider some time. wait for me finishes here matter, two months at most, rushes to your there to meet it. Before that...... do not let Little Doudou run!” 这时,九洲一号群中,黄山真君发言道:“书航小友,小豆豆就麻烦你照顾一段时间。等我忙完这边的事,最多两个月,就赶到你那里将它接回去。在那之前......别让小豆豆跑了！” Song Shuhang looked at pekingese great monster dog, looked own this thin arm calf. Watches ‚Little Doudou’? He feels this duty, cannot see the hope completely. 宋书航看了看京巴大妖犬,又看了看自己这细胳膊小腿的。看住‘小豆豆’？他感觉这任务,完全看不到希望。 pekingese great monster dog turned the head to look at Song Shuhang: „woof, woof, does Big Idiot Yellow Mountain, depend on is occupied by me who how this only rookie can look?” 京巴大妖犬转过头来望了眼宋书航:“汪汪,黄山大傻,就凭这只菜鸟怎么能看的住我？” Song Shuhang felt immediately the forehead blue vein hyperemia sticks out suddenly! 宋书航顿时感觉额头青筋充血暴起！