„Eye of the Ruism Holy Man, «Pregnancy Gaze»...... I in have only looked with the Ruism related record, has not thought that this effect is so powerful.” A Sage Monarch Seventh Path face despairs. “儒家圣人之眼,《怀孕凝视》......我只在和儒家有关的记录上看过,没想到这效果这么强大。”七修圣君一脸绝望。 The grown men experience the feeling of being pregnant, simply is inhuman. 大男人体验怀孕的感觉,简直是反人类。 What thoughts in the past Ruism Holy Man was holding, developed such solemn and stirring magecraft? 当年儒家圣人到底是抱着什么样的心思,开发出这么悲壮的法术？ Belly sore being able to bear, Sage Monarch Seventh Path took out the cell phone, opens Nine Provinces (1) Group. Can look look for fellow daoist in group to comfort. 肚子疼的受不了,七修圣君掏出手机,打开九洲一号群。看看能不能找群里的道友安慰一下。 When opens the beginning, he discovered that in the group is to also whin one piece, the member in entire group, besides closing up, in the member in special secret realm, other was pregnant. 一打开始时,他发现群里也是哀嚎一片,整个群里的成员,除了闭关、在特殊秘境内的成员外,其他的都怀孕了。 „Seniors, Little Guoguo of our temple were also even pregnant, simply cruel-- Three Realms.” Senior Apprentice Brother Three Realms said with the Great Master Fathom Mystery's account speech. “前辈们,连我们寺的小果果也怀孕了,简直残忍——三日。”三日师兄用通玄大师的账号发言道。 „When I am pregnant, the steering wheel grasped is not steady hits the person, milling a group of people...... fortunately drive a car in my own sect, what milling was the person on one's own side. Now is processing the scene of accident. Fortunately, no dead.” Fairy East Six sent 【Desperate】 Expression. “我一怀孕时,方向盘握不稳撞到人了,辗了一队伍的人......还好在我自己宗门内开车,辗的是自己人。现在正在处理车祸现场。还好没死人。”东方六仙子发了个【绝望】的表情。 Great Luoism's True Monarch Rainmoon: „so painful, but the experience of pregnancy is good. 【Saliva expression】 Especially scene that my Great Luoism's apprentice brothers collective is pregnant, simply great. I quite think that next time invited Profound Demon Tyrant Ru to our Great Luoism sermon.” 大罗教雨月真君:“好疼,不过怀孕的体验好棒。【口水表情】特别是我大罗教的师兄、师弟们集体怀孕的场面,简直棒透了。我好想下回请霸儒玄魔到我们大罗教讲法。” „Hateful, Senior White is still closing up. I good to look at the appearance that Senior White is pregnant.” I'm a Little White Crane at the Horizon said. “可恶,白前辈还在闭关。我好想看白前辈怀孕的样子。”我是天角涯边的小白鹤道。 Eternal Fire's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire: „Ruism is seizing the chance to organize « Advice On Filial Piety Chapter »'s sermon time, has the harvest reluctantly. After all «Pregnancy Gaze» is coordinated « Advice on Teaching Chapter » to come sermon's. Feeling sincerely inhuman that however is pregnant. 【Desperate Heavens Above expression】.” 恒火心好累想退休:“儒家正在趁机组织一次《治孝篇》的讲法,勉强算是有收获吧。毕竟《怀孕凝视》本来就是配合《治教篇》来讲法的。但是怀孕的感觉真心反人类。【绝望的望天表情】。” Fairy Lychee: „I want to know, Medicine Master and Purple Mist? Before Medicine Master and Purple Mist in the double cultivation process? hē hē hē.” 荔枝仙子:“我更想知道,药师和紫烟怎么样了？之前药师和紫烟是不是在双修过程中？呵呵呵。” „Lychee mama, you don't laugh at others. Appearance did selfie that you are pregnant, certainly take the satisfactory pregnant photo with your character? Sends one to take a look to us to the group.” Mad Sabre Four Waves said. “荔枝妈妈,你也别笑别人。你怀孕的样子自拍了没,以你的性格一定拍了美美的怀孕照吧？发一张到群里给我们瞧瞧呀。”狂刀四浪道。 Fairy Lychee: „Fellow Daoist The Seventh still in Three Waves' home, extinguished Three Waves yō ~” 荔枝仙子:“阿七道友还在三浪家吗,灭了三浪哟~” „Just cut, rest a while.” Su Clan's The Seventh coolly said: „Words said, I had the flash recalled me probably forgetting ’ the later generation a moment ago ‚. Remembers indistinctly should be Su Clan flatter more than ten?” “刚砍完,休息一会儿。”苏氏阿七酷酷道:“话说,我刚才有一瞬间好象记起了我‘遗忘’的后辈。隐约记得应该是苏氏阿十几来着？” „hēi hēi, The Seventh this weak dregs, is pregnant later sore hover between life and death, quite a while has not recovered consciousness. Where looks like me, even if were pregnant can still leap and frisk about. If not I am in the wrong, while pregnancy time, my a fraction of a minute teaches The Seventh to cultivate the behavior.” Mad Sabre Three Waves proudly said. “嘿嘿,阿七这弱渣,怀孕之后疼的死去活来,半天没缓过来。哪像我,就算怀孕了也能活蹦乱跳。如果不是我理亏,趁着怀孕的时候,我分分钟教阿七做人。”狂刀三浪得意道。 Yellow Mountain's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire: „Can the pregnancy thing not be mentioned? Mentioned this matter, the esteemed me belly hurt.” 黄山心好累好想退休:“能别提怀孕的事吗？一提起这事,本尊肚子疼。” East Calming Snow: The appearance that „Senior Yellow Mountain, you are pregnant how is, incredibly cool cool? I at the learn/study songwriting, prepared to you recently create together song of » « Yellow Mountain pregnancy.” 东方静雪:“黄山前辈,您怀孕的样子是怎么样的,帅帅哒吗？我最近在学习创作歌曲,准备给你创作一道《黄山怀孕之歌》。” Yellow Mountain's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire: „......” 黄山心好累好想退休:“......” Gentle, Fairy East Calming Snow of books aura also came back everyone before that! 将大家以前那个文静、书卷气息的东方静雪仙子还回来啊！ After Sage Monarch Seventh Path looks at chat log in group, in heart inexplicable was happier. 七修圣君看完群里的聊天记录后,心中莫名的舒畅了很多。 Is inferior to the numerous alone with hardship with hardship, after discovering everyone is pregnant, painfully, desperate, in his heart balanced suddenly. 独苦苦不如众苦苦,当发现大家都怀孕、痛苦、绝望过之后,他心中突然就平衡了。 The psychology of person, sometimes is such marvelous. 人的心理,有时候就是这么奇妙。 „Seventh Path.” At this time, Fairy Sixth Path suddenly warmly and gently said at the same time. “七修。”这时,一边的六修仙子突然温柔道。 Sage Monarch Seventh Path: „Un, I.” 七修圣君:“嗯,我在。” „We later do not have a child to be good? Being pregnant was too painful. When several hundred years later, my trauma a little smaller, do we want a child again?” Fairy Sixth Path tears woof, woof said. “我们以后不要生孩子好不好？怀孕太痛苦了。或者,等几百年后,我心理阴影小一点,我们再要个孩子？”六修仙子眼泪汪汪道。 Sage Monarch Seventh Path immediately warmly and gently said: „Naturally no problem, we as cultivators, life span is long, the goal points to Eternal Life Realm. Child anything, does not need. Really wants child's words, we can receive several cute disciples.” 七修圣君马上温柔道:“当然没问题,我辈修士,寿元漫长,目标直指长生境界。孩子什么的,不需要的。真的想要孩子的话,我们可以收几个可爱的弟子。” Fairy Sixth Path smiled happily. 六修仙子开心的笑了起来。 Sage Monarch Seventh Path has turned head, raise head Heavens Above. 七修圣君回过头,抬头望天。 Or holds the symposium in Nine Provinces (1) Group, the topic called: « A Discussion on 10,000 Ways Profound Demon Tyrant Song Will Die »? 要不在九洲一号群里开个讨论会,题目就叫:《论霸宋玄魔死的一万种方法》？ × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××× In stone square 石头广场上 In the wink of an eye, all monster demon cultivator gentlemen, piles up one group, shrinks to Song Shuhang beyond ten meters. 瞬息之间,所有的妖魔修士,扎堆聚成一团,缩到宋书航十米之外。 One side Song Shuhang, Su Clan's The Sixteenth and Soft Feather three people were isolated to arrive. 宋书航、苏氏阿十六、羽柔子三人被孤立到一边。 „When that anything, sermon is an accident/surprise. Actually my eye that function, has not believed me. Does not believe your look at my eye, will not really be pregnant.” Song Shuhang answered. “那啥,讲法时是个意外。其实我的眼睛没那功能,相信我。不信你们看我的眼睛,真的不会怀孕的。”宋书航解释道。 Opposite, under all cultivator demon crazy shaking the head, everyone hangs down the head, no one dares to see Song Shuhang. 对面,所有的修士妖魔疯狂的摇头,所有人都低垂下脑袋,没人敢正眼看宋书航。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Manifest Presence In Front Of Demon and Profound Demon Sermon are doomed to become the black history that his life unable erases. 魔前显圣、玄魔讲法注定会成为他人生无法抹去的黑历史。 Again how many years he must return to Heavenly Way small black room to live, after making the world forget him thoroughly, then drills? 他是不是得回天道小黑屋再住几年,让世人彻底将他遗忘后,再钻出来？ Time points crossed. 时间一点点渡过。 In a square center door, often has the new member to enter. 广场中心的一扇门中,不时的有新的成员进入。 These members also from all directions, each cultivation system's have. 这些成员也是来自四面八方,各个修炼体系的都有。 After newbies comes, sees the two camps in square. Side is piles up in same place fellow daoist, side is young human of one male and two female. 新人们进来后,一眼就看到广场上的两个阵营。一边是扎堆聚在一起的道友,一边是一男二女的年轻人类。 Strange, this is a male and two female humans very fierce? 奇怪,这一男二女人类很厉害吗？ Member curious looking of comes newly to Song Shuhang...... then, in their hearts floated off the Profound Demon Tyrant Ru's demon name. 新过来的成员好奇的望向宋书航......然后,他们心中浮起了霸儒玄魔的魔名。 „Profound Demon Tyrant... Tyrant Ru!” newbies subconsciously puts out a hand to grasp own belly, voice shivers. “霸......霸儒玄魔！”新人们下意识的伸手抱住自己的肚子,声音都颤抖起来。 newbie that very obviously, behind comes, has listened to Profound Demon Sermon, was hit by the Eye of the Ruism Holy Man's strange ray, has been pregnant at the scene. 很显然,后面进来的新人,都是听过玄魔讲法,被儒家圣人之眼的诡异光芒击中,当场怀孕过。 Therefore, these newbies lower the head, drills into that big pile of crowds quietly, the vision hangs, does not dare to see Song Shuhang. 于是,这些新人们低下头,悄悄钻入那一大堆人群,目光垂地,不敢正眼看宋书航。 On average every 1-2 minutes, ‚Tyrant... Tyrant (Ba... ba) Ru’ the title must make a sound one time. 平均每隔一两分钟,‘霸......霸儒’的称号就要响一次。 Song Shuhang felt so horrible. 宋书航心好塞。 After one hour . 一个小时后。 To Song Shuhang, this hour is longer than one day. 对宋书航来说,这一个小时比一天还要漫长。 Square center's, that door is closed finally. 广场中央,那扇门终于关闭。 Afterward, sonorous bell sound resound. 随后,有一阵宏亮的钟声响起。 The midpoint of square, that altar starts the downward collapse. 广场的正中央,那个祭坛开始向下塌陷。 The altar center of collapse, revealed a giant channel. 塌陷的祭坛中央,露出了一个巨大的通道。 „Came out, Path of Trials.” That tiger monster happily said. “出来了,试练之路。”那只虎妖开心道。 After Path of Trials opening, they can go. They can avoid Profound Demon Tyrant Ru by far! 试练之路开启后,它们就可以进去了。他们就能远远避开霸儒玄魔！ Stays with Profound Demon Tyrant Ru in a square, breathes the same air with him, their pressure are very big. 和霸儒玄魔呆在一个广场上,和他呼吸同样的空气,它们的心理压力很大的。 Profound Demon Tyrant Ru stares person one eyes to make others be pregnant, can the aura that perhaps he breathes to be pregnant is uncertain? 霸儒玄魔瞪人一眼就能让别人怀孕,那说不定他呼吸出来的气息都能让人怀孕也不一定？ Therefore, From the beginning until the end, tiger monster in screen breath. Really could not hold, will breathe such a one after next. 所以,从头到底,虎妖都在屏着呼吸。真憋不住了,才会呼吸那么一下下。 After Path of Trials opening, the member in square stands up hastily, toward passing the magical skill goes. 试练之路开启后,广场上的成员连忙站起身来,往通道行去。 However, in the square all member chaotic hōng hōng have not pushed forward, but is the platoon becomes one team, enters the channel. 不过,广场上所有的成员并没有乱哄哄向前挤,而是排成一队,进入通道。 The frontline is white clothing monk. 最前方是一位白衣僧人。 He stands after the channel front, the deep breath, both hands join the palms in greeting, later bends the waist to take off shoes on the foot, shoes withdraw. Afterward, he barefoot steps into the channel. 他站在通道面前后,深呼吸,双手合掌,随后弯腰脱下自己脚上的鞋子,将鞋子收起。随后,他赤足踏入通道。 What follows behind in monk is a elf of green clothes. In that western imaginary movie the elf of sharp ear...... their main bodies is a special plant practice forming. 跟在僧人身后的是一位绿衣的精灵。就是那种西幻电影中尖耳朵的精灵......她们的本体是一种特殊的植物修炼成形。 The elf of this green clothes also takes off the shoes on foot, reveals the pure white small feet, a face firm stepping into channel. 这位绿衣的精灵同样脱下足上的鞋子,露出洁白的小脚,一脸坚定的踏入通道。 When the elf of green clothes soon steps into the channel, suddenly has form together to tread from in the sky. 在绿衣的精灵快要踏入通道的时候,突然有一道身影从虚空中踏出。 That form, wears a bed sheet, only reveals the head. 那道身影,身披一条被单,只露出脑袋。 „Finally, Path of Smelting Trial. Open once in a hundred year's secret realm, this is the good place that I do business.” This form corner of the mouth rises. “终于到了,试炼之路。一百年才开启一次的秘境,这可是我做生意的好地方。”这道身影嘴角上扬。 Elf brow wrinkled of green clothes, is sending out one skewer of foreign land languages to Man Wrapped in Bedsheet. 绿衣的精灵眉头微皱,对着裹着被单的男子发出一串的异域语言。 „Little miss, no need to fear. Meaning that I have not joined a production team. I am only a merchant, comes this does business. You must enter Path of Smelting Trial is right, here has one ‚skin care paste’, when your line ends Path of Trials, certainly can use on. It can cure the injuries on your foot, removes dead skin on foot. Even if in Path of Trials receives ‚cannot the scar of healing’, after smearing my skin care paste, can still cancel the scar. The little miss your small feet is so lovable, obviously you are the intention are also maintaining it. If such attractive foot, is injured on Path of Trials, stays behind scar that cannot be removed, how could it not be pitifully?” Man Wrapped in Bedsheet said with a smile. “小姑娘,不用怕。我并没有插队的意思。我只是个商人,来这是做生意来着。你们要进入试炼之路对吧,我这里有一款‘护肤膏’,在你们行完试练之路的时候,一定能用的上。它能治愈你们脚上的伤势,去掉脚上的死皮。就算是试练之路中受到的‘不可愈合之伤痕’,抹上我这护肤膏后,也能将伤痕抹去。小姑娘你的小脚如此可爱,显然你也是用心在保养它。如果这么漂亮的脚,在试练之路上受了伤,留下了不可褪去的伤痕,岂不可惜？”裹着被单的男子微笑道。 The green clothes elf selected the brow: „Originally is you, I listen to mama to raise you, to the person sells the product is binding the man of bed sheet on Path of Trials specially. Although the product effect is very good, but will affect our Path of Smelting Trials' effect. If you really must sell, after Path of Smelting Trial finished, then sold to me!” 绿衣精灵挑了挑眉头:“原来是你,我听妈妈提起过你,专门在试练之路上向人推销产品的裹着被单的男人。虽然产品效果很好,但是会影响我们试炼之路的效果。如果你真的要卖的话,在试炼之路结束后,再卖给我吧！” „Little miss, the business is also fastidious about a reason character. Missed, will not have the opportunity again.” Man Wrapped in Bedsheet profound and unfathomable said. “小姑娘,买卖也讲究一个缘字的。错过了,就不会再有机会了。”裹着被单的男子高深莫测道。 Afterward, he looked at following cultivator and demon body: „You can call me [Anything Can Sell], before entering Path of Smelting Trial, if there is a thing that anything wants to buy, can buy to here. affordable price, hundred years of prestige.” 随后,他将目光放到了后面的修士、妖魔身上:“你们可以叫我【什么都能卖】,在进入试炼之路前,如果有什么想买的东西,可以到我这里来买。价格实惠,百年信誉。” „The [Anything Can Sell] big shot, how do you come to here?” Song Shuhang called out. “【什么都能卖】大佬,你怎么到这里来啦？”宋书航叫道。 [Anything Can Sell] stiff turning the head, sees Song Shuhang. 【什么都能卖】僵硬的转过头来,看到宋书航。 Ma, unlucky, met this bearer of ill luck. 玛的,晦气,又遇上这扫把星了。 The [Anything Can Sell] big shot curls up the bed sheet, drills into ‚channel’, vanishes to disappear. 【什么都能卖】大佬卷起被单,一头钻入‘通道’内,消失不见了。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Soft Feather: „Senior [Anything Can Sell] is hiding you ne, Senior Song.” 羽柔子:“【什么都能卖】前辈在躲着你呢,宋前辈。” Everyone more panic-stricken looking in square to Song Shuhang. 广场上的所有人更加惊恐的望向宋书航。 This [Anything Can Sell], looks is the immeasurably deep big shot, ran away in fear by Profound Demon Tyrant Ru unexpectedly. Eye of Pregnancy, can't the big shot of [Anything Can Sell] this strength even block? 这位【什么都能卖】,一看就是深不可测的大佬,竟然也被霸儒玄魔吓跑了。怀孕之眼,连【什么都能卖】这种实力的大佬都挡不住吗？ Therefore, the people in square sped up the speed of entering the channel. 于是,广场上的人们加快了进入通道的速度。 Song Shuhang, Su Clan's The Sixteenth, the Soft Feather three people are the last. 宋书航,苏氏阿十六,羽柔子三人排在最后。 „We also go.” Su Clan's The Sixteenth said. “我们也进去吧。”苏氏阿十六道。 She bends the waist, takes off the shoes and socks on foot, reveals jade foot that her full grasped, tender cutie. 她弯下腰,脱去脚上的鞋袜,露出了她那盈盈一握的玉足,娇小可爱。 The Soft Feather same squatting lower part of the body, unties the boots, her toe is slender, is symmetric with the big long leg. 羽柔子同样蹲下身来,解开靴子,她的脚趾修长灵活,和大长腿相称。