Song Shuhangsomewhatquestioned that lookstothisincrustationnotebook, thisthingis not the excellent plan, realcan come in handy?宋书航有些质疑望向本硬皮笔记本,这东西又不是锦囊妙计,真的能派上用场?„Found, this: As a specializedmonsterbeastanimal tender, Itoyoureported that somepersonallyexperience, as well asderive the monsterbeastanimal tenderseniorsto experiencedirectly from master to disciple. Nowsupposed, whenyoumeet the large-scalefelidae and Canidaeclasscarnivorousmonsterbeastwhat to doshould?”Discipleexcitedly said that on the faceis childish.
“找到了,这一段:身为一位专业的妖兽饲养员,我向你介绍一些亲身经历、以及一些得自妖兽饲养员前辈们口耳相传的经验。现在假设,当你遇上大型猫科、犬科类肉食类妖兽时应该怎么办?”脸上稚气未脱的弟子兴奋道。Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Hongyou were really good, thing that This is mewanted!正宏师兄你真是太棒了,这就是我们想要的东西!Continuesto lookdownward.
继续往下看去。„At this time, should not be startled, keepcalm. First, youpay attention tovision-- of large-scalecarnivorousmonsterbeastitto lower the headto stare atyou, doesn't the visionmomentleave? If so, youmustpay attention. Icanverydefinitetoldyou, thisshowed that youhad been included the option of feedmenubyit!”
“这个时候,你千万不要惊慌,保持镇定。首先,你注意一下大型肉食类妖兽的目光——它是不是低头盯着你,目光片刻不离?如果是的话,那你要注意了。我可以非常确定的告诉你,这证明你已经被它列入了进食菜单的选项!”
The Immortal Farmer Sect'sdiscipleraise headlooksimmediatelytothatonlypekingesebigdogmonster, ifreallyin the senior apprentice brothernoterecords, the bigdogmonster‚dogregardsdeep and mysterious’is staring at the people, nearnessstep by step.仙农宗的弟子马上抬头望向那只京巴大犬妖,果然如师兄笔记上记录的,大犬妖正‘狗视眈眈’的盯着众人,一步一步的靠近。Thisdrags into the menueveryoneobviously the rhythm.
这显然是将大家都拉入菜单的节奏啊。„A bit fastercontinue, does Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Honghave the recordto deal with the large-scaledogmonster the means?” Others called out.
“快点继续,正宏师兄有没有记载应付大型犬妖的办法?”其他人叫道。
The disciple of being childishcontinuesto read: „At this time, junior apprentice brother should not be startled, the protectionis calm. Was sure to remember that lower the headanddo not bend the waistto exposeownstrategic point. In this case, will make the monsterbeastthink that youareonlywants to eat then eatfood;Alsowas sure to remember that do not turn aroundto escape, becausejunior apprentice brotheryourundoes not have the rapidness that the monsterbeastrunsagainquickly, insteadwill cause the instinct that the monsterbeasthunts. Especially the monsterbeast of felidaeclass, likesplaying jokes uponto escapevery muchprey, even the bellyis not hungry, stilllikesplaying jokes uponprey, plays withuntil death.”
稚气未脱的弟子继续读道:“这个时候,师弟你不要惊慌,保护镇定。切记不要低头、弯腰暴露自己的要害。这样的话,会让妖兽认为你是只想吃就吃的食物;也切记不要转身逃命,因为师弟你跑的再快也没有妖兽跑的快,反而会引起妖兽猎食的本能。特别是猫科类的妖兽,很喜欢戏耍逃跑中的猎物,就算肚子不饿,也喜欢戏耍猎物,玩弄至死。”„At this time, youshould the standingbodyas far as possible, the visionbe serious, on the facemustbe full of the anger. Thenyouare openingboth handstothatmonsterbeast, in the mouthsend outvoice that shouted loudly. For example‚grassmudhorse, horseBilives off one's parents’‚does not eat you are the dogx!’And so onvoice, displays the imposing mannerto come!”
“此时,你应该尽量的站直身躯,目光严肃,脸上要充满怒气。然后你对着那妖兽张开双手,口中发出大喊大叫的声音。比如‘艹泥马,马逼的来吃老子啊’‘不吃你就是狗x的!’之类的声音,发挥出气势来!”
When the naivetedisciplereadhere, immediatelyhad the Immortal Farmer Sect'sdisciplestandto come.
稚气弟子读到这里时,马上有位仙农宗的弟子站出身来。Heopensboth handsto keep offin the front of pekingesedog, the visionis fillingseriously, loudlyexclaimedwithangryvoice: „Grassmudhorse, horseBihasto plantto live off one's parents!”
他张开双手挡在京巴犬的面前,目光充满着严肃,用愤怒的声音大吼道:“艹泥马,马逼的有种来吃老子啊!”„Does not eat you are the dogx!”
“不吃你就是狗x的!”Roaredloudly, grandeur like rainbow!
大声咆哮,气势如虹!„......”Song Shuhangsuspectedvery much,does thisusefullyreally? Canprovokepekingesegreat monster dog?
“……”宋书航很怀疑,这样做真的有用?会不会惹恼京巴大妖犬?Heremembers when the senior in Nine Provinces (1) Grouponcechattedhas mentioned, the highgrademonsterbeasthas the not weaker than othersclasswisdom, canspeak the criticism/human language.
他记得九洲一号群里的前辈曾经聊天时提起过,高品级的妖兽都拥有不弱于人类的智慧,能讲人言的。However...... thisspeechlessmethodunexpectedlyreallyeffective!
然而……这让人无语的方法竟然真的有效!
The in the sky'sbigpekingesemonsterdogreallylived, squatsto sitin the sky, is sticking out one's tongueto look atthisImmortal Farmer Sect'sdisciple.天空中的大京巴妖犬真的顿住了,蹲坐在虚空中,吐着舌头望着这位仙农宗的弟子。„Has the effect, reallyhaseffectyay. Turnsto come to seequickly, howthencando? Howcandrive outthisdogmonster?”Thatvisionis earnest, the angry-lookingdisciplesees that the confidencemultipliesto say.
“有效果,真的有效果耶。快翻下来看看,接下来要怎么做?怎么才能驱走这只犬妖?”那位目光认真,一脸怒气的弟子见状,信心倍增道。
The disciplenod that the naiveteendtakes off/escapes, the intentionanticipated,opened the nextpage.
稚气末脱的弟子点头,心怀期待,翻开了下一页。Sees onlyinonepage, there isa single sentence.
只见在后一页上,有一句话。„The comparison that like this, youcandiehasdignity......”
“这样,你能死的比较有尊严点……”„......”
“……”what a joke!开什么玩笑!
The disciple who the naiveteendtakes off/escapesclosed the notebookimmediately.
稚气末脱的弟子马上合上了笔记本。Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Hong, fuckNyimacompelled! How can yousuchpitjunior apprentice brotherI?正宏师兄,我艹尼马了个逼!你怎么能这么坑师弟我?„Saidnext stepquickly, Ihave shakenthisonlygreat monster dog! SaidhowquicklyIthendo wantto do? How longotherwisedefinitelycould not shake!”Thatbravediscipleexcitedly said.
“快说下一步啊,我已经震住了这只大妖犬了!快说我接下来要怎么做?否则肯定震不了多久的!”那位挺身而出的弟子激动道。What to do? What to do?
怎么办?怎么办?
The discipleeyes that on the face the naiveteendtakes off/escapeswere moist, good to cry.
脸上稚气末脱的弟子眼睛都湿润了,好想哭。*******************
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The bigpekingesedogmonstersquatsin the sky, looks at the Immortal Farmer Sect'sdiscipleto bellowto yell,initseyeshows the happy expression of teasing. Yes, Song Shuhangcanguaranteeownabsolutely nomisreads, inthatbigpekingeseeye the expressionwas vivid.
大京巴犬妖蹲在虚空中,望着仙农宗的弟子大吼大叫,它的眼中露出戏谑的笑意。是的,宋书航敢保证自己绝对没有看错,那大京巴眼中表情生动极了。
After seeingitssuchfacial expression, in the Song Shuhangheartrelaxesimmediately. At leastthisbigpekingesedogis well-meanttoownand the others.
看到它这样的神情后,宋书航心中顿时松了口气。至少这只大京巴犬对自己等人没有恶意。
After smiling, itset outto fling the body'shair, thenstepped onis leavingvoid. Before leaving, italsolooked atSong Shuhangonemeaningfully.
笑完后,它起身甩了甩身上的毛发,然后踩着虚空离开了。离开之前,它还意味深长的望了宋书航一眼。
After great monster dogleaves, the Immortal Farmer Sect'sdisciplesallrelax, beforethatstandmade noiseto sittoward the disciple who ‚bigpekingesemonsterdog’howledon the ground, begancannot.大妖犬离开后,仙农宗的弟子们全都松了口气,之前那位站出声来朝着‘大京巴妖犬’吼叫的弟子更是一屁股坐在地上,再起不能。„Means of Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Hongrecordalsoreallyeffective, thatonlygreat monster dogreallyleft!”Thisdiscipledoes not knowoneselfwerealmosttransferredinthe gates of hell, but alsoacclaimedto the pitfathermethod of Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Hongrecordhas the good: „When next timewill meet the cat and dogclasslarge-scalemonsterbeastdid not needto be afraid!”
“正宏师兄记载的办法还真的有效,那只大妖犬真的离开了!”这位弟子不知道自己是差点在鬼门关转了一圈,还对正宏师兄记载的坑爹方法赞叹有佳:“下次遇上猫、犬类的大型妖兽时再也不用害怕了!”
The disciple of being childishgrasps the notebooksecretly, does he want to take a look at the notebookfinalthose wordstothissenior apprentice brotherin the consideration? Otherwise after ifsenior apprentice brother, meets the large-scalemonsterbeast, regardless of the consequences, standsoneto drinkto scoldto the monsterbeast, what to do was eaten?
稚气未脱的弟子暗暗抓紧笔记本,他在考虑要不要将笔记本最后那句话给这位师兄看看?否则万一师兄以后再遇上大型妖兽,不管三七二十一,站出来对着妖兽一顿喝骂,然后被吃掉了怎么办?
After restingsame placewas very long, the Immortal Farmer Sect'sdiscipleinjurygets back.
原地休息了很久后,仙农宗的弟子伤势恢复过来。
The Immortal Farmer Sect'sdisciplesgather, waits for the pillar in theirmouth‚Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Neng’to catch up.仙农宗的弟子们聚成一圈,等着他们口中的主心骨‘正能师兄’赶来。
A Song Shuhangpersonsitsinanother sidealone, byunder a tree.宋书航独自一个人坐在另一边,靠在一颗树下。Then...... mustfirstthink that meansreturn toJiangnan University Campusto be good. Hewas throwninthispiece of wildernesscountryside, but also nearby mustgoto look for the road.
接下来……要先想个办法回江南大学城才行。他被扔在这片荒郊野外,还得去附近找找有没有公路。Moreover, had better be ablefirstcallto relateSu Clan's The Sixteenth, on the wayunder the reportsafe and secureis.
另外,最好能先打个电话跟苏氏阿十六联系一下,顺道报下平安才是。
...... Immortal Farmer Sect'smatter.
还有……仙农宗的事。Song Shuhanglooked at the eyeto huddle togetherin the same placeImmortal Farmer Sect'sdisciple. Oneselfowedthem the favor.宋书航望了眼扎堆在一起的仙农宗的弟子。自己欠了他们两个人情了。If not fortheyattackDemon Monarch Anzhi, Song Shuhangcould not even find the opportunityto withdraw.
若不是他们攻击安知魔君,宋书航甚至找不到机会脱身。Later, thatSenior Apprentice Brother Zheng Yanfedoneselfonetherapymedicine pill.
之后,那位正言师兄又喂了自己一枚疗伤丹药。Thinks ofhere, herubbed the temples.
想到这里,他揉了揉太阳穴。Immortal Farmer Sectand‚Su Clan's The Seventh’between the gratitude and grudgeshave not been solved, althoughamongthisgratitude and grudgesquestionable pointheavily, but the Immortal Farmer Sect'spersonas ifrecognized that was the criminalisThe Seventh.仙农宗和‘苏氏阿七’之间还有一段恩怨没解决呢,虽然这段恩怨之间疑点重重,但仙农宗的人似乎认定是犯人就是阿七了。
The disciple who while thinking, Immortal Farmer Sectthatnaiveteendtakes off/escapesarrives in front ofSong Shuhang, exhibits a wickedappearancediligently: „Are you Su Clanlater generation?”正思索间,仙农宗那位稚气末脱的弟子来到宋书航面前,努力摆出一副恶狠狠的模样:“你是不是苏氏后辈?”Hisissueimmediatelycaused the attention of manycompanion, theyalsoin the doubtsSong Shuhang'sstatus.
他的问题顿时引起了很多同伴的注意力,他们也在疑惑宋书航的身份。„Amn't I...... youshouldhear the unclebeforehandcry? Iwas not caught the wronginnocent victimbythatDemon Monarch Anzhicarefully.”Song Shuhangearnestreplied.
“我不是……你们应该听到大叔之前的叫声吧?我只是被那安知魔君不小心抓错的无辜受害者而已。”宋书航认真回道。„Do youhave the evidence?” The disciple who the naiveteendtakes off/escapessaid.
“你有证据吗?”稚气末脱的弟子道。„Evidence?”Song Shuhanghas not thought that one day, oneselfmusttoothersproveunexpectedlyoneselfareoneself.
“证据?”宋书航没想到有一天,自己竟然要向别人证明自己是自己。
After thinking, hepulls outoneselfwallet: „Ifyoudo want...... thisto be ablenot?”
想了想后,他掏出自己的皮夹子:“如果你一定要的话……这个可以不?”Hetakes outoneselfID cardfrom the wallet.
他从皮夹子中取出自己的身份证。Name: Song Shuhang. Sex: Male.
姓名:宋书航。性别:男。Thenwas the date of birth.
然后是出生年月日。Immortal Farmer SectThird Stagecultivator‚Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Yan’lightcoming, received the Song Shuhang'sID cardto look.仙农宗三品修士‘正言师兄’轻飘飘的过来,接过宋书航的身份证看了看。„Un, heis surnamed Song. Indeedis not the Su Clanlater generation.”Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Yanearnestly said, thengave back toSong Shuhang the ID card.
“嗯,他姓宋。的确不是苏氏后辈。”正言师兄认真道,然后将身份证还给了宋书航。
The Immortal Farmer Sect'sdisciplesarehappilyandaredisappointedlowering the head.仙农宗的弟子们又是欣慰、又是失望的低下了头。„Perhapshealong withmother's surname?” The disciple who the naiveteendtakes off/escapesdoes not seem to wantto let offSong Shuhang, heis unforgiving saying: „Perhapshisfathersurnameissurnamed Sualsohas the possibility!”
“或许他是随母姓的呢?”稚气末脱的弟子似乎不想就这么放过宋书航,他不依不饶道:“或许他父姓是姓苏也有可能!”Song Shuhangis helpless: „Isaid that do not changeothers'ancestorto be goodcasually?”宋书航无奈:“我说啊,不要随便的改变别人的祖宗好不好?”„Excuse me, reason that because the dutymakes a mistake, mythesejunior apprentice brothersare somewhat irritable.”Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Yanreprimandeddisciplea sentence that was childish, makinghimreturn tocompanionsideto go.
“不好意思,因为任务出错的原因,我的这些师弟们有些急躁。”正言师兄斥责了那稚气未脱的弟子一句,让他回同伴身边去。Then, Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng YanactuallysitinSong Shuhang'sside.
然后,正言师兄自己却坐在宋书航的身边。„Sixdays ago, Su Clan's The Seventhandstrangecultivatorarrived atourMoon Sabre Sectto be a guest.”Hisselfishstarttold......
“六天前,苏氏阿七和一位陌生修士来到了我们月刀宗做客。”他自顾自的开始讲述起来……
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