CCG :: Volume #2

#132: my name is Song, this is my ID card!


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Song Shuhang somewhat questioned that looks to this incrustation notebook, this thing is not the excellent plan, real can come in handy? 宋书航有些质疑望向本硬皮笔记本,这东西又不是锦囊妙计,真的能派上用场 Found, this: As a specialized monster beast animal tender, I to you reported that some personally experience, as well as derive the monster beast animal tender seniors to experience directly from master to disciple. Now supposed, when you meet the large-scale felidae and Canidae class carnivorous monster beast what to do should?” Disciple excitedly said that on the face is childish. “找到了,这一段:身为一位专业的妖兽饲养员,我向你介绍一些亲身经历、以及一些得自妖兽饲养员前辈们口耳相传的经验。现在假设,当你遇上大型猫科、犬科类肉食类妖兽时应该怎么办?”脸上稚气未脱的弟子兴奋道 Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Hong you were really good, thing that This is me wanted! 正宏师兄你真是太棒了,这就是我们想要的东西! Continues to look downward. 继续往下看去。 At this time, should not be startled, keep calm. First, you pay attention to vision-- of large-scale carnivorous monster beast it to lower the head to stare at you, doesn't the vision moment leave? If so, you must pay attention. I can very definite told you, this showed that you had been included the option of feed menu by it!” “这个时候,你千万不要惊慌,保持镇定。首先,你注意一下大型肉食类妖兽的目光——它是不是低头盯着你,目光片刻不离?如果是的话,那你要注意了。我可以非常确定的告诉你,这证明你已经被它列入了进食菜单的选项!” The Immortal Farmer Sect's disciple raise head looks immediately to that only pekingese big dog monster, if really in the senior apprentice brother note records, the big dog monster dog regards deep and mysterious is staring at the people, nearness step by step. 仙农宗的弟子马上抬头望向那只京巴大犬妖,果然如师兄笔记上记录的,大犬妖正‘狗视眈眈’的盯着众人,一步一步的靠近。 This drags into the menu everyone obviously the rhythm. 这显然是将大家都拉入菜单的节奏啊。 A bit faster continue, does Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Hong have the record to deal with the large-scale dog monster the means?” Others called out. “快点继续,正宏师兄有没有记载应付大型犬妖的办法?”其他人叫道。 The disciple of being childish continues to read: At this time, junior apprentice brother should not be startled, the protection is calm. Was sure to remember that lower the head and do not bend the waist to expose own strategic point. In this case, will make the monster beast think that you are only wants to eat then eat food ; Also was sure to remember that do not turn around to escape, because junior apprentice brother you run does not have the rapidness that the monster beast runs again quickly, instead will cause the instinct that the monster beast hunts. Especially the monster beast of felidae class, likes playing jokes upon to escape very much prey, even the belly is not hungry, still likes playing jokes upon prey, plays with until death.” 稚气未脱的弟子继续读道:“这个时候,师弟你不要惊慌,保护镇定。切记不要低头、弯腰暴露自己的要害。这样的话,会让妖兽认为你是只想吃就吃的食物;也切记不要转身逃命,因为师弟你跑的再快也没有妖兽跑的快,反而会引起妖兽猎食的本能。特别是猫科类的妖兽,很喜欢戏耍逃跑中的猎物,就算肚子不饿,也喜欢戏耍猎物,玩弄至死。” At this time, you should the standing body as far as possible, the vision be serious, on the face must be full of the anger. Then you are opening both hands to that monster beast, in the mouth send out voice that shouted loudly. For example grass mud horse, horse Bi lives off one's parents does not eat you are the dog x!’ And so on voice, displays the imposing manner to come!” “此时,你应该尽量的站直身躯,目光严肃,脸上要充满怒气。然后你对着那妖兽张开双手,口中发出大喊大叫的声音。比如‘艹泥马,马逼的来吃老子啊’‘不吃你就是狗x的!’之类的声音,发挥出气势来!” When the naivete disciple read here, immediately had the Immortal Farmer Sect's disciple stand to come. 稚气弟子读到这里时,马上有位仙农宗的弟子站出身来。 He opens both hands to keep off in the front of pekingese dog, the vision is filling seriously, loudly exclaimed with angry voice: Grass mud horse, horse Bi has to plant to live off one's parents!” 他张开双手挡在京巴犬的面前,目光充满着严肃,用愤怒的声音大吼道:“艹泥马,马逼的有种来吃老子啊!” Does not eat you are the dog x!” “不吃你就是狗x的!” Roared loudly, grandeur like rainbow! 大声咆哮,气势如虹 „......” Song Shuhang suspected very much, does this usefully really? Can provoke pekingese great monster dog? “……”宋书航很怀疑,这样做真的有用?会不会惹恼京巴大妖犬 He remembers when the senior in Nine Provinces (1) Group once chatted has mentioned, the high grade monster beast has the not weaker than others class wisdom, can speak the criticism/human language. 他记得九洲一号群里的前辈曾经聊天时提起过,高品级的妖兽都拥有不弱于人类的智慧,能讲人言的。 However...... this speechless method unexpectedly really effective! 然而……这让人无语的方法竟然真的有效! The in the sky's big pekingese monster dog really lived, squats to sit in the sky, is sticking out one's tongue to look at this Immortal Farmer Sect's disciple. 天空中的京巴妖犬真的顿住了,蹲坐在虚空中,吐着舌头望着这位仙农宗的弟子。 Has the effect, really has effect yay. Turns to come to see quickly, how then can do? How can drive out this dog monster?” That vision is earnest, the angry-looking disciple sees that the confidence multiplies to say. “有效果,真的有效果。快翻下来看看,接下来要怎么做?怎么才能驱走这只犬妖?”那位目光认真,一脸怒气的弟子见状,信心倍增道。 The disciple nod that the naivete end takes off/escapes, the intention anticipated, opened the next page. 稚气末脱的弟子点头,心怀期待,翻开了下一页。 Sees only in one page, there is a single sentence. 只见在后一页上,有一句话 „The comparison that like this, you can die has dignity......” “这样,你能死的比较有尊严点……” „......” “……” what a joke! 开什么玩笑 The disciple who the naivete end takes off/escapes closed the notebook immediately. 稚气末脱的弟子马上合上了笔记本。 Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Hong, fuck Nyima compelled! How can you such pit junior apprentice brother I? 正宏师兄,我艹尼马了个逼!你怎么能这么坑师弟我? Said next step quickly, I have shaken this only great monster dog! Said how quickly I then do want to do? How long otherwise definitely could not shake!” That brave disciple excitedly said. “快说下一步啊,我已经震住了这只大妖犬了!快说我接下来要怎么做?否则肯定震不了多久的!”那位挺身而出的弟子激动道 What to do? What to do? 怎么办?怎么办? The disciple eyes that on the face the naivete end takes off/escapes were moist, good to cry. 脸上稚气末脱的弟子眼睛都湿润了,好想哭。 ******************* ******************* The big pekingese dog monster squats in the sky, looks at the Immortal Farmer Sect's disciple to bellow to yell, in its eye shows the happy expression of teasing. Yes, Song Shuhang can guarantee own absolutely no misreads, in that big pekingese eye the expression was vivid. 京巴犬妖蹲在虚空中,望着仙农宗的弟子大吼大叫,它的眼中露出戏谑的笑意。是的,宋书航敢保证自己绝对没有看错,那大京巴眼中表情生动极了。 After seeing its such facial expression, in the Song Shuhang heart relaxes immediately. At least this big pekingese dog is well-meant to own and the others. 看到它这样的神情后,宋书航心中顿时松了口气。至少这只大京巴犬对自己等人没有恶意。 After smiling, it set out to fling the body's hair, then stepped on is leaving void. Before leaving, it also looked at Song Shuhang one meaningfully. 笑完后,它起身甩了甩身上的毛发,然后踩着虚空离开了。离开之前,它还意味深长的望了宋书航一眼。 After great monster dog leaves, the Immortal Farmer Sect's disciples all relax, before that stand made noise to sit toward the disciple who big pekingese monster dog howled on the ground, began cannot. 大妖犬离开后,仙农宗的弟子们全都松了口气,之前那位站出声来朝着‘大京巴妖犬’吼叫的弟子更是一屁股坐在地上,再起不能。 Means of Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Hong record also really effective, that only great monster dog really left!” This disciple does not know oneself were almost transferred in the gates of hell, but also acclaimed to the pit father method of Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Hong record has the good: „When next time will meet the cat and dog class large-scale monster beast did not need to be afraid!” 正宏师兄记载的办法还真的有效,那只大妖犬真的离开了!”这位弟子不知道自己是差点在鬼门关转了一圈,还对正宏师兄记载的坑爹方法赞叹有佳:“下次遇上猫、犬类的大型妖兽时再也不用害怕了!” The disciple of being childish grasps the notebook secretly, does he want to take a look at the notebook final those words to this senior apprentice brother in the consideration? Otherwise after if senior apprentice brother, meets the large-scale monster beast, regardless of the consequences, stands one to drink to scold to the monster beast, what to do was eaten? 稚气未脱的弟子暗暗抓紧笔记本,他在考虑要不要将笔记本最后那句话给这位师兄看看?否则万一师兄以后再遇上大型妖兽,不管三七二十一,站出来对着妖兽一顿喝骂,然后被吃掉了怎么办? After resting same place was very long, the Immortal Farmer Sect's disciple injury gets back. 原地休息了很久后,仙农宗的弟子伤势恢复过来。 The Immortal Farmer Sect's disciples gather, waits for the pillar in their mouth Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Neng to catch up. 仙农宗的弟子们聚成一圈,等着他们口中的主心骨‘正能师兄’赶来。 A Song Shuhang person sits in another side alone, by under a tree. 宋书航独自一个人坐在另一边,靠在一颗树下。 Then...... must first think that means return to Jiangnan University Campus to be good. He was thrown in this piece of wilderness countryside, but also nearby must go to look for the road. 接下来……要先想个办法回江南大学城才行。他被扔在这片荒郊野外,还得去附近找找有没有公路。 Moreover, had better be able first call to relate Su Clan's The Sixteenth, on the way under the report safe and secure is. 另外,最好能先打个电话跟苏氏阿十六联系一下,顺道报下平安才是。 ...... Immortal Farmer Sect's matter. 还有……仙农宗的事。 Song Shuhang looked at the eye to huddle together in the same place Immortal Farmer Sect's disciple. Oneself owed them the favor. 宋书航望了眼扎堆在一起的仙农宗的弟子。自己欠了他们两个人情了。 If not for they attack Demon Monarch Anzhi, Song Shuhang could not even find the opportunity to withdraw. 若不是他们攻击安知魔君,宋书航甚至找不到机会脱身。 Later, that Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Yan fed oneself one therapy medicine pill. 之后,那位正言师兄又喂了自己一枚疗伤丹药 Thinks of here, he rubbed the temples. 想到这里,他揉了揉太阳穴。 Immortal Farmer Sect and Su Clan's The Seventh between the gratitude and grudges have not been solved, although among this gratitude and grudges questionable point heavily, but the Immortal Farmer Sect's person as if recognized that was the criminal is The Seventh. 仙农宗和‘苏氏阿七’之间还有一段恩怨没解决呢,虽然这段恩怨之间疑点重重,但仙农宗的人似乎认定是犯人就是阿七了。 The disciple who while thinking, Immortal Farmer Sect that naivete end takes off/escapes arrives in front of Song Shuhang, exhibits a wicked appearance diligently: „Are you Su Clan later generation?” 正思索间,仙农宗那位稚气末脱的弟子来到宋书航面前,努力摆出一副恶狠狠的模样:“你是不是苏氏后辈?” His issue immediately caused the attention of many companion, they also in the doubts Song Shuhang's status. 他的问题顿时引起了很多同伴的注意力,他们也在疑惑宋书航的身份。 „Amn't I...... you should hear the uncle beforehand cry? I was not caught the wrong innocent victim by that Demon Monarch Anzhi carefully.” Song Shuhang earnest replied. “我不是……你们应该听到大叔之前的叫声吧?我只是被那安知魔君不小心抓错的无辜受害者而已。”宋书航认真回道 „Do you have the evidence?” The disciple who the naivete end takes off/escapes said. “你有证据吗?”稚气末脱的弟子道。 Evidence?” Song Shuhang has not thought that one day, oneself must to others prove unexpectedly oneself are oneself. “证据?”宋书航没想到有一天,自己竟然要向别人证明自己是自己。 After thinking, he pulls out oneself wallet: If you do want...... this to be able not?” 想了想后,他掏出自己的皮夹子:“如果你一定要的话……这个可以不?” He takes out oneself ID card from the wallet. 他从皮夹子中取出自己的身份证。 Name: Song Shuhang. Sex: Male. 姓名:宋书航。性别:男。 Then was the date of birth. 然后是出生年月日。 Immortal Farmer Sect Third Stage cultivator Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Yan light coming, received the Song Shuhang's ID card to look. 仙农宗三品修士正言师兄’轻飘飘的过来,接过宋书航的身份证看了看。 Un, he is surnamed Song. Indeed is not the Su Clan later generation.” Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Yan earnestly said, then gave back to Song Shuhang the ID card. “嗯,他姓宋。的确不是苏氏后辈。”正言师兄认真道,然后将身份证还给了宋书航 The Immortal Farmer Sect's disciples are happily and are disappointed lowering the head. 仙农宗的弟子们又是欣慰、又是失望的低下了头。 Perhaps he along with mother's surname?” The disciple who the naivete end takes off/escapes does not seem to want to let off Song Shuhang, he is unforgiving saying: Perhaps his father surname is surnamed Su also has the possibility!” “或许他是随母姓的呢?”稚气末脱的弟子似乎不想就这么放过宋书航,他不依不饶道:“或许他父姓是姓苏也有可能!” Song Shuhang is helpless: I said that do not change others' ancestor to be good casually?” 宋书航无奈:“我说啊,不要随便的改变别人的祖宗好不好?” Excuse me, reason that because the duty makes a mistake, my these junior apprentice brothers are somewhat irritable.” Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Yan reprimanded disciple a sentence that was childish, making him return to companion side to go. “不好意思,因为任务出错的原因,我的这些师弟们有些急躁。”正言师兄斥责了那稚气未脱的弟子一句,让他回同伴身边去。 Then, Senior Apprentice Brother Zheng Yan actually sit in Song Shuhang's side. 然后,正言师兄自己却坐在宋书航的身边 Six days ago, Su Clan's The Seventh and strange cultivator arrived at our Moon Sabre Sect to be a guest.” His selfish start told...... “六天前,苏氏阿七和一位陌生修士来到了我们月刀宗做客。”他自顾自的开始讲述起来……
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