CCG :: Volume #13

#1289: Thousand seeks various schemes to be assemble


Meanwhile, on the motion iceberg of polar sea, welcomed a valiant guest. 与此同时,在极地海洋的一座移动冰山上,迎来了一位英姿飒爽的客人。 This iceberg that hasn't melted in ten thousand years is the monster cultivator school Barking at Heaven Camp headquarters. 这座万载不化的冰山妖修门派吠天营的总部。 Barking at Heaven Camp is the mixed school, among not only has the method of monster cultivator, « divine beast is practice method », « demon beast evolution law ». Therefore, inside has the dog monster, there is an demon dog, god dog. 吠天营是混合型门派,其内不仅仅有妖修之法,还有神兽修炼,魔兽进化法。所以,里面即有犬妖,也有魔犬,神犬。 In the mountainside place of Barking at Heaven Camp headquarters, there is a circle old castle. 吠天营总部的山腰处,有一座圆型的古堡。 Valiant woman in white suit tone, because the temperature is very low, the aura that she puts out changes into white fog. 英姿飒爽的白西装女子呵了口气,因为气温很低,她吐出的气息化为一片白雾。 Afterward, woman in white suit takes a step to the old castle line goes, she every step steps forward, distance like using ruler quantity excessively same standard. 随后,白西装女子迈步向古堡行去,她每一步跨出,距离都如同用尺子量过一样标准。 defensive spell array and restriction that in the old castle sets up have not stopped her. 古堡中设立的防御阵法禁制都没有阻拦她。 Then, she has arrived at fourth layer of old castle. 就这样,她一直来到了古堡的第四层 Has a man of blonde to sit there near the window, in the hand holds one to be big and thick books, change slowly. 在那里有一位金发的男子坐在窗边,手中捧着一本又大又厚的书籍,缓缓的翻动。 woman in white suit does not knock on a door, pushes the door to enter directly, the vision observes closely the blonde man. 白西装女子也不敲门,直接推门而入,目光盯住金发男子。 The blonde man leisure close books, raise head said: You've come la.” 金发男子慢悠悠的合上书籍,抬头道:“你来啦。” I came.” woman in white suit clenches teeth saying that-- this damned place is really cold. “我来了。”白西装女子咬牙道——这鬼地方真冷。 you're late.” The blonde man manages to say slowly. 你来迟了。”金发男子慢理斯条道。 woman in white suit: What do you mean? Isn't the wedding tomorrow?” 白西装女子:“什么意思?婚礼不是明天吗?” Wedding already finished, you're late.” Blonde man rhythm steadily said. “婚礼已经结束了,你来迟了。”金发男子节奏平稳道 woman in white suit: what a joke?” 白西装女子:“开什么玩笑?” Therefore, you can go back. Also does not need to think replaces me to attend the wedding.” The blonde man stands up, puts on that thick books the table. “所以,你可以回去了。也不用想着代替我参加婚礼。”金发男子站起,将那本厚厚的书籍放到桌子上。 woman in white suit stares slightly, but her slightly thinking, then smiled: You deceived people, big brother.” 白西装女子微微一愣,不过她略一思索,便笑了起来:“你骗人,大兄。” The blonde man turns the head: I am earnest, goes back.” 金发男子转过头来:“我是认真的,回去吧。” Wedding has not started, I before have confirmed with a good friend. You could not deceive me, big brother! I come, to prevent this wedding.” woman in white suit proudly said. “婚礼还没有开始,我在来之前就和一位好友确认过了。你骗不了我的,大兄!我来,就是为了阻止这场婚礼。”白西装女子得意道 The blonde man rubbed the forehead: Therefore, what are you going to do?” 金发男子揉了揉眉心:“所以,你准备怎么办?” Big brother, I thought for these days for a long time was very very long, then I thought through a matter finally.” woman in white suit as cross as blonde man in front of: Big brother, you and I marries.” “大兄,这几天我思索了很久很久,然后我终于想通了一件事。”白西装女子跨到金发男子面前:“大兄,你和我结婚吧。” The blonde man makes an effort is rubbing own forehead, effort, makes an effort is rubbing. 金发男子用力的揉着自己的眉心,用力的、用力的揉着。 Big brother, marries me. I felt that I like you!” woman in white suit loudly said. “大兄,嫁给我吧。我感觉我喜欢你!”白西装女子大声道 Does not marry, go away.” Big brother said solemnly. “不嫁,滚。”大兄沉声道 Fairy Floating Life: Big brother, should not be shy! You and Doudou are inappropriate, therefore marries me. I felt that I am also very attractive, the big brother you and I am together so many years, among us also has the emotional basis.” 浮生仙子:“大兄,你不要害羞!你和豆豆不合适的,所以还是嫁给我吧。我感觉我也很有魅力的,大兄你和我相处这么多年,我们之间也有感情基础。” The big brother put out a hand to rub the forehead again, forehead rubbed red. 大兄再次伸手揉眉心,眉心都被揉的通红。 After long time . 半晌后。 The big brother sighed lightly: I already have someone I like, therefore, between I and you am impossible.” 大兄轻叹道:“我已经有喜欢的人了,所以,我和你之间是不可能的。” Fairy Floating Life: Who?” 浮生仙子:“谁?” In fact, I looked at True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's Doudou couple days ago.” The big brother fall into the recollection: That is very cute pekingese, the coat color is pure, the character is also good.” “事实上,前几天我去看了黄山真君家的豆豆。”大兄陷入到回忆:“那是一只很可爱的京巴,毛色纯正,性格也好。” The big brother are saying, crosses the hands behind the back after behind, arrives at the window to look into the distant place: Therefore, the wedding will not change. You do not need to think disturbs, you could not prevent me.” 大兄说着,负手于身后,来到窗户边上眺望远处:“所以,婚礼不会改变的。你也不用想着来捣乱,你阻止不了我的。” Fairy Floating Life: „......” 浮生仙子:“......” The atmosphere between brother and sister is stiff. 兄妹之间的气氛僵硬起来。 The big brother did not say a word, cross the hands behind the back after behind, is looking at the scenery of out of the window. 大兄一言不发,负手于身后,望着窗外的风景。 In the Fairy Floating Life heart seizes anxiously, but does not know that said anything is good. 浮生仙子心中捉急,但又不知道说什么才好。 She thinks several days proposed to plan to the big brother to go bankrupt, now her erect quick rotation brain thinks the new method. 她想了好几天的向大兄求婚计划都破产了,现在她正飞快转动脑子想新的方法。 She arrives at the big brother behind, the corner of the eye looked at that thick books suddenly. 她来到大兄的身后,眼角突然瞄到了那本厚厚的书籍。 don't know why, she puts out a hand grabbed that Shuhang, opens looks at will. 不知为何,她伸手抓起那本书航,翻开随意一看。 This looked, she was angry. 这一看,她就恼了。 In the thick books, thinks of many pictures...... is the an adorable pekingese picture. 厚厚的书籍里面,装着很多的照片......全是一只可爱京巴的照片。 Was this True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's that Dog Monster Doudou? 这就是黄山真君家的犬妖豆豆了吧? The big brother sat in the fever that the window reads to look at before, originally is watching the Doudou's picture? 大兄之前坐在窗口看书看的入迷,原来都在看豆豆的照片? Fairy Floating Life closes the books, the deep breath. 浮生仙子合上书籍,深呼吸。 This books are very heavy, because of very thick reason, the back is fixed with the metal plate, looks especially solid, with block big brick. 这本书籍很沉重,因为很厚的原因,书脊是用金属板固定的,看起来格外结实,就跟块大板砖似的。 The Fairy Floating Life grabbed books, look to are still crossing the hands behind the back to look into the distant place acting cool's big brother. 浮生仙子抓起书籍,望向还在负手眺望远处装逼的大兄。 Is the brain such a pulls out in any case, Fairy Floating Life wields the thick books, causes the full whole body strength, pounds on the big brother head ruthlessly. 反正是脑子那么一抽,浮生仙子挥起厚厚的书籍,使足浑身力气,狠狠砸到大兄脑袋上。 Bang! 砰! Ah~~ big brother called out pitifully, turned the head: „Does Floating Life your stupid girl, want to do?” 啊~~”大兄惨叫一声,转过头来:“浮生你这个蠢丫头,想干嘛?” tai, the stupid big brother, eats my one move again.” Fairy Floating Life felt that this thick books used to be convenient old, she revolved «Thirty Three Beasts Inborn Qi Art», spirit power rises suddenly, thick books fierce pounding in big brother forehead. “呔,蠢大兄,再吃我一招。”浮生仙子感觉这本厚厚的书籍用起来老顺手了,她运转《三十三兽先天一气功》,灵力暴涨,厚厚的书籍猛的砸在大兄额头。 The big brother do not have the protection to Fairy Floating Life, even defensive spell array and magical robe defense has not started, without the defense, was pounded the forehead by the books like this. 大兄对浮生仙子毫无防备,甚至连防御阵法法袍防御都没有启动,也没有防御,就这样被书籍砸中脑门。 Ah~~ big brother called out pitifully again, poured to go backward, the nosebleed flowed out from the nostril. 啊~~”大兄再次惨叫,向后倒去,鼻血从鼻孔中流出。 , circled a great-circle, to returned to the beginning finally, is really troublesome.” Fairy Floating Life muttered. ,绕了一大圈,到最后还是回到了起点,真是麻烦。”浮生仙子喃喃道。 She wielded this thick books, the feeling specially while convenient. 她挥了挥这本厚厚的书籍,感觉特别趁手。 Really the master before said it right, the knowledge was cultivator most weapon while convenient. The thick book pounds the person to come to be very smooth.” Fairy Floating Life is saying, don't mention it loads in this books own cosmos bag. “果然师父以前说的对,知识是修士最趁手的武器。厚厚的书砸起人来特别溜。”浮生仙子说着,不客气的将这本书籍装入自己的乾坤袋中。 Confiscation and confiscation. 没收、没收。 The picture of big brother dignity dog master unexpectedly infatuated looks at another an adorable dog master, too spicy eye. This book must confiscate! 大兄这种威严型的犬爷竟然痴迷的看着一只可爱型犬爷的照片,太辣眼睛了。这书必须没收! After confiscating the books of big brother, Fairy Floating Life starts to search in the room. 没收了大兄的书籍后,浮生仙子开始在房间中搜索起来。 Quick, she found the bridegroom clothing/taking of several sets of not similar type in the closet. 很快,她在衣柜中找到了几套不同款式的新郎服。 hē hē hē, the stupid big brother, wants to marry Doudou, no way.” Her squatting lower part of the body, got down six seals in big brother body, then ties up him with rope, stopper to closet. 呵呵呵,蠢大兄,想娶豆豆,门都没有。”她蹲下身,在大兄身上下了六个封印,然后用绳子将他绑好,塞到了衣柜里。 After handling, her clapped the hand, leading these bridegrooms to take to the next room tries on. 搞定后,她拍了拍手,带着这几件新郎服到隔壁房间试穿。 Clothes by stature as the basis of her big brother, therefore is a little big. 衣服都是以她大兄的身材为原型的,所以有点偏大。 But no problem. 没问题 Her stature also tall, these bridegrooms take very much, so long as revises to put on. Her stitchery is also very good, changes several bridegrooms to take size no problem that. 她的个子也很高挑,这几件新郎服只要修改一下就能穿。她的针线活也很棒的,改几件新郎服的大小没问题 Therefore, Fairy Floating Life pulls out the needlework that carries along, starts size that revises the bridegroom to take. 于是,浮生仙子掏出随身携带的针线,开始修改起新郎服的大小来。 × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××× Another side, in China, in rental house. 另一边,在华夏境内,一处出租房内。 Charming fox monster Dugu Bai is knocking fast on the computer. 帅气的狐妖独孤白正在电脑上飞快敲动着。 What he uses was one just leaves this month, it is said chat software that was researched and developed by rich person cultivator. 他用的是一款本月刚出,据说由一位大款修士研发的聊天软件。 At this time, the alone white fur of fox chatted in group named Catching Dog Gang. 此时,独狐白在一个叫抓狗帮的群里聊天。 Inquired the True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family Doudou marry (a man) route?” Dugu Bai knocks to say. “打听到黄山真君家豆豆嫁人的路线了吗?”独孤白敲动道。 Monk Five Poisons: Inquired, this matter True Monarch Yellow Mountain prepared to do in a big way, therefore the news of his family/home Doudou wedding, so long as inquired slightly under can inquire. I issue everyone the route.” 五毒和尚:“打听到了,这事黄山真君准备大办,所以他家豆豆婚礼的消息只要稍稍打听下就能打听到。我将路线发给大家。” Very good, I first study, where will marry after abducting will be quite appropriate.” Dugu Bai said. “很好,我先研究一下,在哪里劫婚会比较合适。”独孤白道。 Naked Blade Swordsman: You really determined that your master Fairy Floating Life does marry Doudou for the brother?” 白刃剑客:“你真的确定你师父‘浮生仙子’代兄娶豆豆?” „The personality of my master I was clear, she asks her big brother today. My 100% is certain, my master will definitely knock down her big brother, however the descendant brother marries Doudou.” Dugu Bai replied. “我师父的性格我清楚,她今天去找她大兄去了。我百分之一百的可以肯定,我师父肯定会将她大兄打晕,然后代兄娶豆豆。”独孤白回道 Monk Five Poisons: „Do you study the Doudou marry (a man) route to do? The words that must marry after abducting shouldn't you tribulation your master Fairy Floating Life?” 五毒和尚:“那你研究豆豆嫁人的路线干嘛?要劫婚的话你不是应该劫你师父浮生仙子吗?” No, I must tribulation True Monarch Yellow Mountain Family's Dog Monster Doudou wedding car.” Dugu Bai triumphantly said: I must tie up Doudou, then I replace Doudou to marry my master. Ha Ha Ha.” “不,我要劫黄山真君家的犬妖豆豆婚车。”独孤白得意洋洋道:“我要将豆豆绑了,然后我自己代替豆豆嫁给我师父。哈哈哈。” Monk Five Poisons: „......” 五毒和尚:“......” Naked Blade Swordsman: „......” 白刃剑客:“......” Fairy Falling Flower: I studied under the map, found six ambushes good locations. However, the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's good friend are many, when by that time Doudou gets married perhaps will have the expert to accompany, you want tribulation its wedding car is not easy.” 落英仙子:“我研究了下地图,找到了六处伏击的好地点。不过,黄山真君的好友很多,到时候豆豆出嫁时说不定会有高手相伴,你想劫它的婚车可不容易。” No matter how big or small the obstacles, I must give it a try, otherwise can only Master looks at marry others helplessly! Moreover, if marries after abducting Doudou to be inadequate, I still have Plan B.” Dugu Bai calmly said. 无论前方的阻碍有多大,我都必须试一试,否则只能眼睁睁看着师父娶了别人!而且,如果劫婚豆豆不成的话,我还有计划B。”独孤白冷静道 Great Master Dawn Dream: I obtain the news in All Night Cultivation Immortal Group of next door, in this True Monarch Yellow Mountain's guest, possibly has Eighth Stage Profound Sage. You marry after abducting must be mentally prepared.” 晓梦大师:“我在隔壁的通宵修仙群里得到消息,这次黄山真君的客人中,可能有八品玄圣。你们劫婚的时候要做好心理准备。” Is Profound Sage Tyrant Song?” Dugu Bai asked. “是霸宋玄圣吗?”独孤白问道。 Continues, front Thousand Years' Sixth Sage Sage White.” Great Master Dawn Dream said. “不止,还有前面的千年第六圣白圣。”晓梦大师道。 Daoist Green Jujube: I listen to Fairy Lychee to raise, Senior Seventh Path also and True Monarch Yellow Mountain personal friendship is good, this may have three Profound Sage at the appointed time on the scene.” 绿枣道人:“我听荔枝仙子提起过,七修前辈也和黄山真君私交甚好,这样的话到时或许会有三尊玄圣在场。” “Fuck.” Dugu Bai said. “日。”独孤白道。 Therefore the big fox, you also do want to continue bride kidnapping Doudou? I felt that you go to bride kidnapping your master Fairy Floating Life success ratio is quite big Daoist Green Jujube to ask directly. “所以大狐狸,你还要继续抢婚豆豆吗?我感觉你直接去抢婚你师父浮生仙子成功率会比较大”绿枣道人问道。 Heaven Concealing Hook Zhou Li: Hey, that anything. You when chatted marry after abducting Doudou this matter, can not chat in my group? Very awkward.” 藏天钩周离:“喂,那啥。你们在聊劫婚豆豆这件事的时候,能不能别在我的群里聊?很尴尬的。” „Is fellow daoist which?” Dugu Bai asked curiously. 道友是哪位?”独孤白好奇问道。 I am group admin, Heavens Above.” Zhou Li said. “我是群主啊,望天。”周离道。 Scratching, is Fellow Daoist Zhou Li. That anything, the big fox, Zhou Li is True Monarch Yellow Mountain's right-hand man, Doudou's person in charge.” Monk Five Poisons said. “擦,是周离道友呀。那啥,大狐狸,周离黄山真君的左膀右臂,豆豆的负责人。”五毒和尚道。 Dugu Bai: „......” 独孤白:“......” Great Master Dawn Dream: „......” 晓梦大师:“......” Daoist Green Jujube: „......” 绿枣道人:“......” Naked Blade Swordsman: „......” 白刃剑客:“......” Fairy Falling Flower: „......” 落英仙子:“......” Trades a group to go, otherwise you marry after abducting the Doudou's detailed information by I understand, is awkward?” Zhou Li said. “换个群去吧,否则你们劫婚豆豆的详细情报都被我知道了,多尴尬?”周离道。 Also trades, the plan has said that then only then change plan. Dugu Bai has tears streaming down the face. 还换个屁啊,计划都已经说出去了,接下来只有更改计划了。独孤白泪流满面。 At the same time, Zhou Li is pinching the chin. 同一时间,周离捏着下巴。 Will bridegroom's younger sister knock down the bridegroom to get married Doudou? so that's how it is, no wonder True Monarch Yellow Mountain will agree to marry a dog master Doudou, originally is the real goal is that Fairy Floating Life. 新郎的妹妹会打晕新郎迎娶豆豆原来如此,难怪黄山真君会同意将豆豆嫁给一位犬爷,原来是真正的目标是那位浮生仙子呀。 That said Doudou will marry to a cute dog younger sister? 那岂不是说豆豆会娶到一位可爱的犬妹子? Thinks to feel a little heart stopper. 想想就感觉有点心塞 Should I be doing something? 我要不要做点什么 But this thought just got up, Zhou Li crazy shaking the head. 但这个念头刚起,周离又疯狂的摇了摇头。 „It is not good, if Doudou can get married smoothly, as far as I'm concerned only has the advantage.” Zhou Li said. “不行不行,豆豆如果能顺利结婚,对我来说只有好处。”周离道。 If really has the dog younger sister to manage Doudou, he didn't liberate? 如果真的有个犬妹子能管着豆豆,他不就解放了?
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