#1289: Thousand seeks various schemes to be assemble
Meanwhile, on the motioniceberg of polarsea, welcomed a valiantguest.
与此同时,在极地海洋的一座移动冰山上,迎来了一位英姿飒爽的客人。Thisiceberg that hasn't melted in ten thousand yearsis the monster cultivatorschoolBarking at Heaven Campheadquarters.
这座万载不化的冰山是妖修门派吠天营的总部。Barking at Heaven Campis the mixedschool, amongnot onlyhas the method of monster cultivator, «divine beastispracticemethod», «demonbeastevolutionlaw». Therefore, insidehas the dogmonster, there is an demondog, goddog.吠天营是混合型门派,其内不仅仅有妖修之法,还有《神兽系修炼法》,《魔兽进化法》。所以,里面即有犬妖,也有魔犬,神犬。In the mountainsideplace of Barking at Heaven Campheadquarters, there is a circleold castle.
在吠天营总部的山腰处,有一座圆型的古堡。Valiantwoman in white suittone, because the temperatureis very low, the aura that sheputs outchanges intowhite fog.
英姿飒爽的白西装女子呵了口气,因为气温很低,她吐出的气息化为一片白雾。Afterward, woman in white suittakes a stepto the old castlelinegoes, she every stepsteps forward, distancelikeusingrulerquantityexcessivelysamestandard.
随后,白西装女子迈步向古堡行去,她每一步跨出,距离都如同用尺子量过一样标准。defensive spell arrayandrestriction that in the old castlesets uphave not stoppedher.
古堡中设立的防御阵法、禁制都没有阻拦她。Then, shehas arrived atfourth layer of old castle.
就这样,她一直来到了古堡的第四层。Has a man of blondeto sit there near the window, in the handholdsoneto be big and thickbooks, changeslowly.
在那里有一位金发的男子坐在窗边,手中捧着一本又大又厚的书籍,缓缓的翻动。woman in white suitdoes not knock on a door, pushes the doorto enterdirectly, the visionobserves closely the blondeman.白西装女子也不敲门,直接推门而入,目光盯住金发男子。
The blondemanleisureclosebooks, raise headsaid: „You've come la.”
金发男子慢悠悠的合上书籍,抬头道:“你来啦。”„Icame.”woman in white suitclenches teeth saying that--thisdamned placeis really cold.
“我来了。”白西装女子咬牙道——这鬼地方真冷。„you're late.” The blondemanmanagesto sayslowly.
“你来迟了。”金发男子慢理斯条道。woman in white suit: „What do you mean? Isn't the weddingtomorrow?”白西装女子:“什么意思?婚礼不是明天吗?”„Weddingalready finished, you're late.”Blondemanrhythmsteadily said.
“婚礼已经结束了,你来迟了。”金发男子节奏平稳道。woman in white suit: „what a joke?”白西装女子:“开什么玩笑?”„Therefore, youcango back. Alsodoes not needto thinkreplacesmeto attend the wedding.” The blondemanstands up, putsonthatthickbooks the table.
“所以,你可以回去了。也不用想着代替我参加婚礼。”金发男子站起,将那本厚厚的书籍放到桌子上。woman in white suitstaresslightly, but her slightlythinking, thensmiled: „Youdeceived people, big brother.”白西装女子微微一愣,不过她略一思索,便笑了起来:“你骗人,大兄。”
The blondemanturns the head: „Iam earnest, goes back.”
金发男子转过头来:“我是认真的,回去吧。”„Weddinghas not started, Ibeforehave confirmedwith a good friend. Youcould not deceiveme, big brother! Icome, topreventthiswedding.”woman in white suitproudly said.
“婚礼还没有开始,我在来之前就和一位好友确认过了。你骗不了我的,大兄!我来,就是为了阻止这场婚礼。”白西装女子得意道。
The blondemanrubbed the forehead: „Therefore, what are you going to do?”
金发男子揉了揉眉心:“所以,你准备怎么办?”„Big brother, Ithoughtfor these daysfor a long time was very very long, thenIthought through a matterfinally.”woman in white suit as crossasblondemanin front of: „Big brother, youandImarries.”
“大兄,这几天我思索了很久很久,然后我终于想通了一件事。”白西装女子跨到金发男子面前:“大兄,你和我结婚吧。”
The blondemanmakes an effortis rubbingownforehead, effort, makes an effortis rubbing.
金发男子用力的揉着自己的眉心,用力的、用力的揉着。„Big brother, marriesme. Ifelt that Ilikeyou!”woman in white suitloudly said.
“大兄,嫁给我吧。我感觉我喜欢你!”白西装女子大声道。„Does not marry, go away.”Big brothersaid solemnly.
“不嫁,滚。”大兄沉声道。Fairy Floating Life: „Big brother, should not be shy! YouandDoudouare inappropriate, thereforemarriesme. Ifelt that I am also very attractive, the big brotheryouand I am togetherso manyyears, amongusalsohas the emotional basis.”浮生仙子:“大兄,你不要害羞!你和豆豆不合适的,所以还是嫁给我吧。我感觉我也很有魅力的,大兄你和我相处这么多年,我们之间也有感情基础。”
The big brotherput out a handto rub the foreheadagain, foreheadrubbedred.
大兄再次伸手揉眉心,眉心都被揉的通红。
After long time .
半晌后。
The big brothersighedlightly: „I already have someone I like, therefore, betweenIandyouamimpossible.”
大兄轻叹道:“我已经有喜欢的人了,所以,我和你之间是不可能的。”Fairy Floating Life: „Who?”浮生仙子:“谁?”„In fact, Ilooked atTrue Monarch Yellow Mountain Family'sDoudoucouple days ago.” The big brotherfall into the recollection: „Thatisverycutepekingese, the coat coloris pure, the characteris also good.”
“事实上,前几天我去看了黄山真君家的豆豆。”大兄陷入到回忆:“那是一只很可爱的京巴,毛色纯正,性格也好。”
The big brotherare saying, crosses the hands behind the back after behind, arrives at the windowto look into the distant place: „Therefore, the weddingwill not change. Youdo not needto thinkdisturbs, youcould not preventme.”
大兄说着,负手于身后,来到窗户边上眺望远处:“所以,婚礼不会改变的。你也不用想着来捣乱,你阻止不了我的。”Fairy Floating Life: „......”浮生仙子:“......”
The atmosphere between brother and sisteris stiff.
兄妹之间的气氛僵硬起来。
The big brotherdid not say a word, cross the hands behind the back after behind, is looking at the scenery of out of the window.
大兄一言不发,负手于身后,望着窗外的风景。In the Fairy Floating Lifeheartseizesanxiously, butdoes not know that saidanythingis good.浮生仙子心中捉急,但又不知道说什么才好。Shethinksseveraldaysproposedto planto the big brotherto go bankrupt, nowhererectquickrotationbrainthinks the newmethod.
她想了好几天的向大兄求婚计划都破产了,现在她正飞快转动脑子想新的方法。Shearrives at the big brotherbehind, the corner of the eyelooked atthatthickbookssuddenly.
她来到大兄的身后,眼角突然瞄到了那本厚厚的书籍。don't know why, sheputs out a handgrabbedthatShuhang, openslooksat will.不知为何,她伸手抓起那本书航,翻开随意一看。Thislooked,shewas angry.
这一看,她就恼了。In the thickbooks, thinks ofmanypictures...... is the an adorablepekingesepicture.
厚厚的书籍里面,装着很多的照片......全是一只可爱京巴的照片。
Was thisTrue Monarch Yellow Mountain Family'sthatDog Monster Doudou?
这就是黄山真君家的那犬妖豆豆了吧?
The big brothersatin the fever that the windowreadsto look atbefore, originallyis watching the Doudou'spicture?
大兄之前坐在窗口看书看的入迷,原来都在看豆豆的照片?Fairy Floating Lifecloses the books, the deep breath.浮生仙子合上书籍,深呼吸。Thisbooksare very heavy, because of very thickreason, the backis fixedwith the metal plate, looksespeciallysolid, withblockbigbrick.
这本书籍很沉重,因为很厚的原因,书脊是用金属板固定的,看起来格外结实,就跟块大板砖似的。
The Fairy Floating Lifegrabbedbooks, looktoare still crossing the hands behind the backto look into the distant placeacting cool'sbig brother.浮生仙子抓起书籍,望向还在负手眺望远处装逼的大兄。Is the brain such a pulls outin any case, Fairy Floating Lifewields the thickbooks, causes the fullwhole bodystrength, poundson the big brotherheadruthlessly.
反正是脑子那么一抽,浮生仙子挥起厚厚的书籍,使足浑身力气,狠狠砸到大兄脑袋上。Bang!
砰!„Ah~~”big brothercalled out pitifully, turned the head: „Does Floating Life your stupidgirl, wantto do?”
“啊~~”大兄惨叫一声,转过头来:“浮生你这个蠢丫头,想干嘛?”„tai, the stupidbig brother, eatsmyonemoveagain.”Fairy Floating Lifefelt that thisthickbooksusedto be convenientold, sherevolved«Thirty Three Beasts Inborn Qi Art», spirit powerrises suddenly, thickbooksfiercepoundinginbig brotherforehead.
“呔,蠢大兄,再吃我一招。”浮生仙子感觉这本厚厚的书籍用起来老顺手了,她运转《三十三兽先天一气功》,灵力暴涨,厚厚的书籍猛的砸在大兄额头。
The big brotherdo not have the protectiontoFairy Floating Life, evendefensive spell array and magical robedefensehas not started, without the defense, was pounded the foreheadby the bookslike this.
大兄对浮生仙子毫无防备,甚至连防御阵法、法袍防御都没有启动,也没有防御,就这样被书籍砸中脑门。„Ah~~”big brothercalled out pitifullyagain, pouredto gobackward, the nosebleedflowed outfrom the nostril.
“啊~~”大兄再次惨叫,向后倒去,鼻血从鼻孔中流出。„zé, circled a great-circle, toreturned to the beginningfinally, is really troublesome.”Fairy Floating Lifemuttered.
“啧,绕了一大圈,到最后还是回到了起点,真是麻烦。”浮生仙子喃喃道。Shewieldedthisthickbooks, the feelingspeciallywhile convenient.
她挥了挥这本厚厚的书籍,感觉特别趁手。„Really the masterbeforesaid it right, the knowledgewascultivatormostweaponwhile convenient. The thickbookpounds the personto cometo be very smooth.”Fairy Floating Lifeis saying, don't mention itloadsinthisbooksowncosmos bag.
“果然师父以前说的对,知识是修士最趁手的武器。厚厚的书砸起人来特别溜。”浮生仙子说着,不客气的将这本书籍装入自己的乾坤袋中。Confiscationandconfiscation.
没收、没收。
The picture of big brotherdignitydogmasterunexpectedlyinfatuatedlooks atanotheran adorabledogmaster, toospicyeye. Thisbookmustconfiscate!
大兄这种威严型的犬爷竟然痴迷的看着另一只可爱型犬爷的照片,太辣眼睛了。这书必须没收!
After confiscating the books of big brother, Fairy Floating Lifestartsto searchin the room.
没收了大兄的书籍后,浮生仙子开始在房间中搜索起来。Quick, shefound the bridegroomclothing/taking of severalsets of notsimilartypein the closet.
很快,她在衣柜中找到了几套不同款式的新郎服。„hē hē hē, the stupidbig brother, wantsto marryDoudou, no way.”Hersquattinglower part of the body, got downsixsealsinbig brotherbody, thenties uphimwithrope, stoppertocloset.
“呵呵呵,蠢大兄,想娶豆豆,门都没有。”她蹲下身,在大兄身上下了六个封印,然后用绳子将他绑好,塞到了衣柜里。
After handling, herclapped the hand, leadingthesebridegroomsto taketo the next roomtries on.
搞定后,她拍了拍手,带着这几件新郎服到隔壁房间试穿。Clothesbystatureas the basis of herbig brother, thereforeis a little big.
衣服都是以她大兄的身材为原型的,所以有点偏大。Butno problem.
但没问题。Herstaturealsotall, thesebridegroomstakevery much, so long asrevises to put on. Herstitchery is also very good, changesseveralbridegroomsto takesizeno problem that.
她的个子也很高挑,这几件新郎服只要修改一下就能穿。她的针线活也很棒的,改几件新郎服的大小没问题。Therefore, Fairy Floating Lifepulls out the needlework that carriesalong, startssize that revises the bridegroomto take.
于是,浮生仙子掏出随身携带的针线,开始修改起新郎服的大小来。××××××××××××××××××××Another side, inChina, inrental house.
另一边,在华夏境内,一处出租房内。Charmingfox monsterDugu Baiis knockingfaston the computer.
帅气的狐妖独孤白正在电脑上飞快敲动着。Whatheuseswasonejustleavesthis month, it is saidchatsoftware that was researched and developedbyrich personcultivator.
他用的是一款本月刚出,据说由一位大款修士研发的聊天软件。At this time, the alonewhite fur of foxchattedingroupnamedCatching Dog Gang.
此时,独狐白在一个叫抓狗帮的群里聊天。„Inquired the True Monarch Yellow Mountain FamilyDoudoumarry (a man)route?”Dugu Baiknocksto say.
“打听到黄山真君家豆豆嫁人的路线了吗?”独孤白敲动道。Monk Five Poisons: „Inquired, thismatterTrue Monarch Yellow Mountainpreparedto do in a big way, therefore the news of hisfamily/homeDoudouwedding, so long asinquiredslightly under caninquire. Iissueeveryone the route.”五毒和尚:“打听到了,这事黄山真君准备大办,所以他家豆豆婚礼的消息只要稍稍打听下就能打听到。我将路线发给大家。”„Verygood, Ifirststudy, wherewill marry after abducting will be quite appropriate.”Dugu Baisaid.
“很好,我先研究一下,在哪里劫婚会比较合适。”独孤白道。Naked Blade Swordsman: „Youreallydetermined that yourmaster‚Fairy Floating Life’does marryDoudoufor the brother?”白刃剑客:“你真的确定你师父‘浮生仙子’代兄娶豆豆?”„The personality of mymasterIwas clear,sheasksherbig brothertoday. My100%is certain, mymasterwill definitely knock downherbig brother, however the descendantbrothermarriesDoudou.”Dugu Baireplied.
“我师父的性格我清楚,她今天去找她大兄去了。我百分之一百的可以肯定,我师父肯定会将她大兄打晕,然后代兄娶豆豆。”独孤白回道。Monk Five Poisons: „Do youstudy the Doudoumarry (a man)routeto do? The words that mustmarry after abducting shouldn't youtribulationyourmasterFairy Floating Life?”五毒和尚:“那你研究豆豆嫁人的路线干嘛?要劫婚的话你不是应该劫你师父浮生仙子吗?”„No, ImusttribulationTrue Monarch Yellow Mountain Family'sDog Monster Doudouwedding car.”Dugu Baitriumphantly said: „Imusttie upDoudou, thenIreplaceDoudouto marrymymaster. Ha Ha Ha.”
“不,我要劫黄山真君家的犬妖豆豆的婚车。”独孤白得意洋洋道:“我要将豆豆绑了,然后我自己代替豆豆嫁给我师父。哈哈哈。”Monk Five Poisons: „......”五毒和尚:“......”Naked Blade Swordsman: „......”白刃剑客:“......”Fairy Falling Flower: „Istudiedunder the map, foundsixambushesgood locations. However, the True Monarch Yellow Mountain'sgood friendare many, when by that timeDoudougets marriedperhapswill have the expertto accompany, youwanttribulationitswedding car is not easy.”落英仙子:“我研究了下地图,找到了六处伏击的好地点。不过,黄山真君的好友很多,到时候豆豆出嫁时说不定会有高手相伴,你想劫它的婚车可不容易。”„No matter how big or small the obstacles, Imustgive it a try, otherwise can only Masterlooks atmarryothershelplessly! Moreover, ifmarries after abductingDoudouto be inadequate, I still have Plan B.”Dugu Baicalmly said.
“无论前方的阻碍有多大,我都必须试一试,否则只能眼睁睁看着师父娶了别人!而且,如果劫婚豆豆不成的话,我还有计划B。”独孤白冷静道。Great Master Dawn Dream: „Iobtain the newsinAll Night Cultivation Immortal Group of next door, inthisTrue Monarch Yellow Mountain'sguest, possiblyhasEighth Stage Profound Sage. Youmarry after abductingmustbe mentally prepared.”晓梦大师:“我在隔壁的通宵修仙群里得到消息,这次黄山真君的客人中,可能有八品玄圣。你们劫婚的时候要做好心理准备。”„IsProfound Sage Tyrant Song?”Dugu Baiasked.
“是霸宋玄圣吗?”独孤白问道。„Continues, frontThousand Years' Sixth SageSage White.”Great Master Dawn Dreamsaid.
“不止,还有前面的千年第六圣白圣。”晓梦大师道。Daoist Green Jujube: „Ilisten toFairy Lycheeto raise, Senior Seventh Pathalso and True Monarch Yellow Mountainpersonal friendshipis good, thismayhavethreeProfound Sageat the appointed timeon the scene.”绿枣道人:“我听荔枝仙子提起过,七修前辈也和黄山真君私交甚好,这样的话到时或许会有三尊玄圣在场。”“Fuck.”Dugu Baisaid.“日。”独孤白道。„Therefore the bigfox, youalsodo wantto continuebride kidnappingDoudou? Ifelt that yougo tobride kidnappingyourmasterFairy Floating Lifesuccess ratio is quite big”Daoist Green Jujubeto askdirectly.
“所以大狐狸,你还要继续抢婚豆豆吗?我感觉你直接去抢婚你师父浮生仙子成功率会比较大”绿枣道人问道。‚Heaven Concealing Hook’Zhou Li: „Hey, thatanything. Youwhenchattedmarry after abductingDoudouthismatter, cannot chatinmygroup? Veryawkward.”
‘藏天钩’周离:“喂,那啥。你们在聊劫婚豆豆这件事的时候,能不能别在我的群里聊?很尴尬的。”„Is fellow daoistwhich?”Dugu Baiaskedcuriously.
“道友是哪位?”独孤白好奇问道。„Iamgroup admin, Heavens Above.”Zhou Lisaid.
“我是群主啊,望天。”周离道。„Scratching, isFellow Daoist Zhou Li. Thatanything, the bigfox, Zhou LiisTrue Monarch Yellow Mountain'sright-hand man, Doudou'sperson in charge.”Monk Five Poisonssaid.
“擦,是周离道友呀。那啥,大狐狸,周离是黄山真君的左膀右臂,豆豆的负责人。”五毒和尚道。Dugu Bai: „......”独孤白:“......”Great Master Dawn Dream: „......”晓梦大师:“......”Daoist Green Jujube: „......”绿枣道人:“......”Naked Blade Swordsman: „......”白刃剑客:“......”Fairy Falling Flower: „......”落英仙子:“......”„Trades a groupto go, otherwiseyoumarry after abducting the Doudou'sdetailedinformationbyI understand, is awkward?”Zhou Lisaid.
“换个群去吧,否则你们劫婚豆豆的详细情报都被我知道了,多尴尬?”周离道。Alsotrades, the planhas said that thenonly thenchangeplan. Dugu Baihas tears streaming down the face.
还换个屁啊,计划都已经说出去了,接下来只有更改计划了。独孤白泪流满面。At the same time, Zhou Liis pinching the chin.
同一时间,周离捏着下巴。
Will bridegroom'syounger sisterknock down the bridegroomto get marriedDoudou? so that's how it is, no wonderTrue Monarch Yellow Mountainwill agreeto marry a dogmasterDoudou, originallyis the realgoalisthatFairy Floating Life.
新郎的妹妹会打晕新郎迎娶豆豆?原来如此,难怪黄山真君会同意将豆豆嫁给一位犬爷,原来是真正的目标是那位浮生仙子呀。ThatsaidDoudouwill marryto a cutedogyounger sister?
那岂不是说豆豆会娶到一位可爱的犬妹子?Thinksto feela littleheart stopper.
想想就感觉有点心塞。Should I be doing something?我要不要做点什么?Butthisthoughtjustgot up, Zhou Licrazyshaking the head.
但这个念头刚起,周离又疯狂的摇了摇头。„It is not good, ifDoudoucanget marriedsmoothly, as far as I'm concernedonly has the advantage.”Zhou Lisaid.
“不行不行,豆豆如果能顺利结婚,对我来说只有好处。”周离道。Ifreallyhas the dogyounger sister to manageDoudou, hedidn't liberate?
如果真的有个犬妹子能管着豆豆,他不就解放了?
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