Song Shuhang lightly cough coughed one: „Excuse me, was distracted.” 宋书航轻轻咳嗽了一声:“不好意思,走神了。” The words just said that the Song Shuhang feeling does not have the different meanings to...... this saying. 话刚说出口,宋书航就感觉不对......这话有歧义。 „Do not be comfortable, Soft Feather, self-confident, the leg is long you to be proud! Such long leg, Shuhang looked as the man fascinated, being distracted is very normal matter.” Doudou said out loud at the same time. “别不自在,羽柔子,自信点,腿长你骄傲！这么长的腿,书航身为男人看入迷了,走神了是很正常的事。”一边的豆豆出声道。 Heavens Above, does Doudou your explanation need such promptly? 望天,豆豆你的讲解需要这么及时吗？ Song Shuhang corner of the mouth twitches, he wants to argue for himself again, but Doudou interrupted, he seemed the yellow mud fell into the pants crotch, was not the excrement is also the excrement. How then regardless of he explained, will give people a quibbling feeling. 宋书航嘴角抽搐,他本想再为自己辩解一下的,但豆豆一插嘴,他就仿佛是黄泥巴掉进了裤裆,不是屎也是屎。接下来无论他怎么解释,都会给人一种狡辩的感觉。 „We are not self-confident.” Soft Feather happily said with a smile, she lays out oneself small feet: „But, Senior Song stares at our leg to look for the first time.” “咱也没有不自信啦。”羽柔子嘻嘻笑道,她摆了摆自己的小脚:“不过,宋前辈还是第一次盯着咱的腿看。” „Because his former aesthetic standard had the issue.” Doudou said: „Before Shuhang, has thought the leg of woman has nothing attractively, he thinks that leg thing man have, the leg of woman white/in vain is longer, therefore he unable has understood leg complex attribute of his roommate before.” “因为他以前审美观有问题。”豆豆道:“书航以前一直认为女人的腿没啥好看的,他认为腿这东西男人自己也有,女人的腿不过更白更长点,所以他以前一直无法理解他室友的腿控属性。” Song Shuhang eats a whale greatly: „fuck, this how do you know?” 宋书航大吃一鲸:“卧艹,这你怎么知道？” This matter hasn't he raised with Doudou? 这种事他从没跟豆豆提起过吧？ Does Doudou have Mind Reading Art? 豆豆也有读心术？ It is not right, before this matter him, even has not thought in front of Doudou. 不对,这事他以前甚至从没在豆豆面前想过啊。 „Other day made the movie time, when I listen to your roommate to chat has mentioned. Hehe, your roommate's small pekingese to an adorable lacks enough vigilance, I squatted in their side hear.” Doudou triumphantly said. “上回拍电影的时候,我听你的室友聊天时提起过。呵呵,你的室友对一只可爱的小京巴缺少足够的警惕,我蹲在他们身边就听到了。”豆豆得意洋洋道。 „Senior Tyrant Song ~~ your beforehand idea is very dangerous, you have not turned fortunately control the leg of man.” Jiang's Purple Mist covers the mouth chuckle, in the pupil the purple ray twinkle, making her look specially bad. “霸宋前辈~~你以前的想法很危险呢,还好你没有变成控男人的腿。”江紫烟掩嘴轻笑,眸子中紫色的光芒闪烁,让她看起来特别坏。 Song Shuhang: „Senior Apprentice Sister Purple Mist, did not call Senior Tyrant Song, we were the good friends.” 宋书航:“紫烟师姐,不叫霸宋前辈,我们还是好朋友。” „Didn't call the Senior Tyrant Song's words, could it be to first word read with shivering voice twice, calls again?” Jiang's Purple Mist bad smile said. “不叫霸宋前辈的话,难道要将第一个字用颤抖的声音念两次,再叫出来？”江紫烟坏笑道。 „Does the first Sage Title's character shiver is reading twice? What stem is this?” Soft Feather asked curiously. “第一个圣号的字颤抖着念两次？这是什么梗吗？”羽柔子好奇问道。 Doudou: „This matter Soft Feather don't you know? Shuhang's Sage Name first word shivers to read, is Tyrant~ Tyrant Song, is very interesting.” 豆豆:“这事羽柔子你不知道？书航的圣名第一个字颤抖着念出来,就是霸~霸宋,特别有趣。” Song Shuhang seriously said: „I do not have your such son, Doudou.” 宋书航严肃道:“我没有你这样的儿子,豆豆。” Doudou: „Ha? fuck...... Tyrant Song, I and you spelled!” 豆豆:“哈？卧艹......霸宋,我和你拼了！” Doudou swoops, bites on the Song Shuhang's arm. 豆豆飞扑上来,一口咬在宋书航的手臂上。 „Saa the mouth , scatters the mouth quickly, otherwise I revolved «Steel Hand» to collapse your tooth, I counted to five, did not scatter I'll be impolite!” Song Shuhang called out, the moving arm that he makes an effort, Doudou is actually nipping his arm stubbornly, dies does not scatter the mouth. It brandishes with the Song Shuhang's arm, high and low moves...... “撒口,靠,快撒口,否则我运转《钢手》崩你一口牙了啊,我数到五,不撒口我就不客气了啊！”宋书航叫道,他用力的甩动手臂,豆豆却死死咬着他的手臂,死都不撒口。它随着宋书航的手臂挥舞,上下甩动...... „so that's how it is, is ‚baba’ homonym.” Soft Feather narrows the eye, smiled. “原来如此,是‘爸爸’的谐音呀。”羽柔子眯起眼睛,笑了起来。 She remembered a possibility. 她想起了一件可能。 If she some day has the opportunity to promote the Eighth Stage's words, taking homonym Sage Title is ‚mama’ homonym, for example 【mama fairy maiden and mai mai】 And so on, others called her Sage Title to be profited. 如果她有朝一日有机会晋升八品的话,取个谐音圣号为‘妈妈’的谐音,比如【麻麻仙子、唛唛子】之类的,别人一叫她的圣号就被占便宜了。 It is not good, this seeking death, the price was too too big. This dies do not take. 不行不行,这个太作死了,代价太大。这个死还是不要作为好。 Soft Feather will also do the interesting matter occasionally , to promote a flash news. 羽柔子偶尔也会干些有趣的事,搞个大新闻。 However she before promoting flash news, will consider after promoting the flash news, price that could pay. 不过她在搞大新闻前,会考虑搞完大新闻后可能要付出的代价。 This is good to be familiar with, letting her always to restrain itself, will not do the overdone big event. 这是个好习惯,让她总是能克制自己,不会搞出过火的大事件。 Another side, Song Shuhang flings with great difficulty from the arm Doudou. 另一边,宋书航好不容易将豆豆从手臂上甩下。 Meanwhile, he looked in venue of concert. 同时,他在演唱会的会场望了一圈。 „Has venue of concert been filled with the person, Senior Good Fortune has really prepared to open in 4 : 00 pm sings?” Song Shuhang said out loud. “演唱会的会场都已经坐满了人,造化前辈真的准备在下午 4 点的时候才开唱？”宋书航出声道。 During the speeches, in his sudden heart moves, in the heart floats not a good premonition. 说话间,他突然心中一动,心中浮上一种不好的预感。 He felt that Dharma King Good Fortune may promote a flash news. 他感觉造化法王可能会搞个大新闻。 Because, many people attend the concert time prepared one ‚powerful ear plug’. 因为,很多人来参加演唱会的时候都准备了一副‘强力耳塞’。 For example river Senior Apprentice Sister Purple Mist prepared to wear to have ‚punctured the eardrum’ the ear plug of effect. 比如江紫烟师姐就准备了一些戴上去就能拥有‘戳破了耳膜’效果的耳塞。 If Dharma King Good Fortune opens in 4 : 00 pm on time sings, by that time everyone fishes out the ear plug to wear, can the Dharma King's concert effect be weaken? 如果造化法王在下午 4 点准时开唱,到时候大伙都摸出耳塞一戴,法王的演唱会效果岂不是要减弱很多？ Therefore, can Dharma King Good Fortune do the surprise attack, suddenly ahead of time opens sings? 所以,造化法王会不会搞突袭,突然提前开唱？ He also such a thinks time...... in concert stage, suddenly has eight light beams to shine. 他也就这么一想的时候......演唱会舞台上,突然有八道光柱亮起。 Afterward, the entire venue light was closed. 随后,整个会场的灯光被关闭。 venue was in a seal in the space, after light closure, a darkness, only eight light beams in other concert stages. 会场本来就处于一个密封的空间内,灯光关闭后,现场一片黑暗,只余下演唱会舞台上的八道光柱。 【Heavens Above, Senior Good Fortune really must do the surprise attack!】 Song Shuhang is thrown into confusion touches the ear plug. 【望天,造化前辈真的要搞突袭！】宋书航手忙脚乱的去摸耳塞。 Meanwhile, his intention moves, summoned from Core World big sea turtle. 同时,他心念一动,将大海龟从核心世界召唤出来。 Senior Turtle had said that must listen to the concert, only remembers they chatted a moment ago with Soft Feather, suddenly forgot to bring Senior Turtle. 龟前辈说过要听演唱会的,刚才只记得和羽柔子她们聊天,一时间忘记将龟前辈带出来了。 However in time just right, the Senior Good Fortune's concert starts, Senior Turtle will not miss this grand singing. 不过时间上正好,造化前辈的演唱会开始,龟前辈不会错过这盛大的演唱。 „yō, I think that you must forget me.” big sea turtle said. “哟,我都以为你要将我忘记了。”大海龟道。 Song Shuhang: „Ha Ha, Senior Turtle, the concert must start immediately, the time is just right.” 宋书航:“哈哈,龟前辈,演唱会马上就要开始了,时间正好。” dāng dāng dāng dāng~~ 当当当当~~ Heavy metal collision meets the sound to get up. 沉重的金铁交接声响起。 Afterward, the above of light beam presents eight small scale aircraft, should be magical item that Dharma King Good Fortune refines. 随后,光柱的正上方出现八艘小型飞行器,应该是造化法王炼制出来的法器。 „yí? Hasn't the time of concert started? Did not say that 4 : 00 pm does start?” “咦？演唱会的时间还没有开始吧？不是说下午 4 点才开始吗？” „Perhaps is previews? 4 : 00 pm has not arrived, many people in catching up on road, concert impossible starts early.” “或许是预演吧？下午 4 点还没到,还有很多人在赶过来的路上,演唱会不可能这么早开始的。” „I heard, the large-scale concert also needs to adjust the light and so on, Fellow Daoist Good Fortune in enjoyed the sight and sound of the wind whipping up the water recently, this time that the music world mixed although a time holds small scale concert for our these people additionally, but adjustment light and so on matter must not be possible to be small.” “我听说,大型演唱会都还需要调整灯光之类的,造化道友最近在音乐界混的也是风生水起,这次虽然是额外为我们这些人开一次小型演唱会,但调整灯光之类的事情必不可小。” „Various types of acoustic equipment and electronic instruments must do well ahead of time, the concert is not so simple.” “还有各种音响设备、电子器械都要提前弄好,演唱会可没这么简单。” voice of comfort resound. 一个个安慰的声音响起。 When the people hear these comforts voice, feeling very make sense. 众人听到这些安慰的声音时,感觉很有道理。 Concert 4 : 00 pm starts, adjusts the light before start, adjusts the acoustic equipment and so on, is very normal. 演唱会下午 4 点才开始,在开始前调整一下灯光,调整一下音响设备之类的,都很正常嘛。 At this time, Song Shuhang already fast ear plug stopper to ear. 这时,宋书航已经飞快的将耳塞塞到耳朵里。 In instance that the ear plug puts on, he feels his world quietness. 在耳塞戴上的瞬间,他就感觉自己的世界一片清静。 What voice could not hear. 什么声音都听不到了。 „hū~” Song Shuhang relaxes. “呼~”宋书航松了口气。 Then, the Dharma King Good Fortune's singing sound to him is ‚he no matter what he, the cool breeze strokes hump’, unable sang to him again. Ha Ha Ha Ha. 接下来,造化法王的歌声对他而言就是‘他强任他强,清风拂山岗’,无法再唱响到他了。哈哈哈哈。 dōng dōng dōng dōng ~ 咚咚咚咚~ A series of sounds, in the stage of concert the light beam is even more bright. 一连串的响声,演唱会的舞台上光柱越发明亮起来。 In the light beam, presented eight forms. 在光柱中,出现了八道身影。 The forms in left four light beams, by the posture that Terminator enters the stage, partly squats in the place. 左边四个光柱中的身影,以终结者出场的姿势,半蹲于地。 The forms in right four light beams, rest one's chin in one's hands by posture one of the meditator. 右边四个光柱中的身影,以沉思者的姿势一手托腮。 Each form bare upper body, their body's muscle stick out, is filling the beauty of rigidity. 每一道身影都裸着上身,他们身上的肌肉块块隆起,充满着刚性之美。 „Was wait, I misread, eight Dharma King Good Fortune?” Song Shuhang stared in a big way the eye. “等下,是不是我看错了,八个造化法王？”宋书航瞪大了眼睛。 The eight forms in light beam, are completely Senior Good Fortune! 光柱中的八个身影,全部都是造化前辈！ doppelgänger technique? Puppet technique? Mirror? 分身术？傀儡术？镜像？ What technique, has Dharma King Good Fortune been able the seeing somebody off heaven, eight Dharma King Good Fortune...... to extinguish the world sufficiently? 无论是什么术,一个造化法王已经能送人上天,八个造化法王......足以灭世吧？ However, after eight Dharma King Good Fortune come, has not opened sings, they are maintaining this posture motionless like a statue. 不过,八个造化法王现身后,并没有开唱,他们只是维持着这个姿势一动不动。 After the moment, the light beam is dim, eight Dharma King Good Fortune vanish does not see. 片刻后,光柱黯淡下来,八个造化法王消失不见。 【Evidently really in debugging light?】 Some have taken out the ear plug, place fellow daoist that the ear is ready, secretly relieved, raised the hand of ear plug also to put. 【看样子真的是在调试灯光？】有些已经将耳塞取出,放在耳边准备就绪的道友,暗暗松了口气,举着耳塞的手也放了下去。 However a moment ago eight Dharma King Good Fortune what's the matter? 不过刚才八个造化法王是怎么回事？ Also some people are somewhat worried is pinching own ear plug-- only one set of ear plug, can against lives in the Dharma King Good Fortune × 8 singing sound might? 还有人有些担心的捏着自己的耳塞——区区一套耳塞,能防的住造化法王×八的歌声威力吗？ In their hearts is somewhat anxious. 他们心中有些不安起来。 „This is a science and technology, should be the 3 D image and so on? I had seen similar skill before, but not yet perfected. 3 D projection skill that this Dharma King Good Fortune uses is very perfect, eight good fortune kings seem like vivid and lifelike.” Has fellow daoist said out loud. “这是一种科技吧,应该是3D影像之类的？我以前见过完类似的技术,不过还没有完善。这次造化法王用的3D投影技术已经很完善了,八个造化王看上去都栩栩如生。”有道友出声道。 „If the technical projection that good, I feared that Dharma King Good Fortune collected eight doppelgänger, summoned Divine Dragon.” Has fellow daoist to say. “如果是科技投影的话那还好,我就怕造化法王凑齐了八个分身,召唤神龙。”有道友道。 „Eight doppelgänger are not good to do, only if puppet doppelgänger. But the puppet doppelgänger's words are not the main body, even if opens sings does not have the singing sound lethality of main body, no need to be worried.” Has fellow daoist to say. “八个分身可不好搞,除非是傀儡分身。但傀儡分身的话又不是本体,就算开唱也没有本体的歌声杀伤力,不用担心。”有道友道。 while speaking, in the stage the light beam shines together. 正说话间,舞台上又一道光柱亮起。 This time light beam beforehand is thicker than and is bigger. 这一次的光柱比之前的更粗、更大。 In the light beam, there are innumerable light particle to appear. 光柱中,有无数的光粒子显现。 light particle diverges, later, a white small suit, long-haired Dharma King Good Fortune comes. 光粒子散去,随后,一身白色小西装,长发飘逸的造化法王现身。 He has not started talking, but partly closes one's eyes, lifts both hands. 他没有开口说话,只是半闭着眼睛,抬起双手。 venue all fellow daoist's vision were attracted, observing closely Dharma King Good Fortune cannot help but. 会场所有道友的目光都被吸引过去,不由自主的盯住造化法王。 „When Fellow Daoist Good Fortune enters the stage light particle, is simple magecraft, can attract the attention of people, belongs to magecraft of charm department.” secret voice transmission voice appears in the Song Shuhang's mind. “造化道友出场时的光粒子,是一种简单的法术,能吸引人们的注意力,属于魅惑系的法术。”一个传音入密的声音出现在宋书航的脑海中。 Is True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery's voice. 是古湖观真君的声音。 Song Shuhang looked at surrounding one quietly. 宋书航悄悄望了周围一眼。 Besides Miss Soft Feather and Liu Jianyi, the base his several Nine Provinces (1) Group's fellow daoist have inserted the ear plug. 除了羽柔子姑娘和刘剑壹外,基他几位九洲一号群的道友都已经塞上了耳塞。 Really is a person on one's own side, everyone guessed correctly the Dharma King Good Fortune's thoughts. 果然都是自己人,大伙都猜出了造化法王的心思。 Miss Soft Feather has not worn the ear plug , because she and Dharma King Good Fortune in appreciation music situated in the same channel, she are the sincerity feeling Dharma King Good Fortune's singing sound are of pleasant to hear, interesting to listen. 羽柔子姑娘没戴耳塞,是因为她和造化法王在欣赏音乐方面处于同一个频道,她是真心的感觉造化法王的歌声好听,动听。 As for Senior Apprentice Brother Liu Jianyi, perhaps is the lazy wearing ear plug? Also perhaps because of concerned about the Soft Feather's face? 至于刘剑壹师兄,或许是懒的戴耳塞？又或许是因为碍于羽柔子的面子？ At this time, Dharma King Good Fortune hit a sound to refer. 这时,造化法王打了个响指。 the next moment, a cheerful musical instrument accompaniment sound gets up. 下一刻,一阵欢快的乐器伴奏声响起。 The Dharma King Good Fortune stride treads forward, light gathering in his body. 造化法王大步向前踏去,灯光汇聚于他身上。 When he walks, his body's clothing changes. 在他行走的时候,他身上的服装变化起来。 An intermittent luminous spot gathering and dissipation. 一阵阵光点汇聚、消散。 Afterward, only puts on Dharma King Good Fortune of chaps, appears before the people. In his hands, were many a silver microphone. 随后,仅穿一条皮裤的造化法王,出现在众人面前。在他手中,多了一只银色的麦克风。 Has the wind to blow, the Dharma King Good Fortune's long hair flies upwards with the wind. 有风吹起,造化法王的长发随风飞扬。 „Ready? Go!” Dharma King Good Fortune makes an effort to wave. “Ready？Go！”造化法王用力挥手。 behind him, eight light beams shine again. 在他身后,八道光柱再次亮起。 Eight Dharma King Good Fortune that before vanished came again. In their hands , were completely many a silver microphone...... 之前消失的八个造化法王再次现身。他们手中,也全部多了一只银色麦克风......