In decoding Blockhead Song hid after the « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit »'s scrambled text, the Song Shuhang heart is very crisp. 在破解了宋木头隐藏在《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》的密文后,宋书航心头特别爽。 This classification person the issue that has not untied from Ancient Antiquity Era, but you actually found the problem solving method, in the first leg of an eight-legged essay instance, naturally can have a super satisfied refreshed feeling. 这种别人从远古时代起都没有解开的问题,但你却找到了解题方法,在破题的瞬间,自然会有种超级满足的爽快感。 Satisfied refreshed feeling in the past, in the Song Shuhang heart is also suddenly heavy. Because after crisp, what he then must face is Young Master Exterminating Phoenix and Fairy Lady Separated Snow double-decked anger. 满足的爽快感过去后,宋书航心中突然又沉甸甸起来。因为爽过之后,他接下来要面对的是灭凤公子和别雪仙姬双层怒火。 Pill, pill. 药丸,药丸。 what to do next? 接下来怎么办？ When Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's time finished ‚after the CPU talent’, can he hacks to death by Young Master Exterminating Phoenix and Fairy Lady Separated Snow? 等灭凤公子的‘借CPU天赋’时间结束后,他会不会被灭凤公子和别雪仙姬砍死？ Cannot fluster, calms down. The real man, facing the crisis of violent storm, is still even calm, ponders method of solving, tided over the crisis. 不能慌,冷静下来。真男人,就算面对狂风暴雨的危机,也要沉着冷静,思考破解之法,渡过危机。 How can solve the violent anger Young Master Exterminating Phoenix and Fairy Lady Separated Snow? 怎样才能解决暴怒的灭凤公子和别雪仙姬？ Can the Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's words...... no longer come to select small dried fish? 灭凤公子的话……要不再来点小鱼干？ Improper, feels hopeless. Has used move to Young Master Exterminating Phoenix a time, used again surely does not have many effects, only if he can obtain small dried fish of Ninth Stage level. 不妥,感觉没戏。对灭凤公子已经用过一次的招数,再次使用肯定就没多少效果了,除非他能得到九品级的小鱼干。 But existence of Ninth Stage level, spat a saliva to be able him to extinguish, wants to obtain small dried fish simply of Ninth Stage level to have a dream. 但九品级的存在,吐点口水都能将他灭了,想得到九品级的小鱼干简直做梦。 Formula: 【Song Shuhang + Ninth Stage fish ≠ small dried fish = Song Shuhang does】 公式:【宋书航＋九品鱼类≠小鱼干=宋书航干】 Then besides small dried fish, what but also there is able to extinguish a cat monster the anger? 那除了小鱼干外,还有什么能熄灭一只猫妖的怒火？ The cat monster is also the cat, therefore...... wool clew? Teases the cat stick? 猫妖也是猫,所以……毛线团？逗猫棒？ In the Song Shuhang mind imagines to throw a wool clew and teases the cat stick, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix plunges the wool clew the picture, gathers round the picture that the funny cat stick jumps. 宋书航脑海中想象着自己扔出一个毛线团和逗猫棒,灭凤公子扑向毛线团的画面,又围着逗猫棒跳跃的画面。 How Eh...... feels this seeking death. 呃……怎么感觉这样更作死。 Perhaps can he catch only the cute mouse to work as the toy to Young Master Exterminating Phoenix? 或许他可以抓只可爱的老鼠给灭凤公子当玩具？ For example, some only cute demon hamster. 比如,某只可爱的邪魔仓鼠。 Perhaps Young Master Exterminating Phoenix will be very interested to such hamster demon. 或许灭凤公子对这样的仓鼠邪魔会很有兴趣。 But the issue came, if really holds to give the Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's words the hamster demon, next day his Song will turn into the pet, was seized by Senior White Two. 但问题来了,如果真的将仓鼠邪魔抓住送给灭凤公子的话,第二天他宋某人就会变成宠物,被白前辈two抓走了。 This formula is quite complex, does not arrange. 这条公式比较复杂,就不摆列了。 Thinks it over, current Young Master Exterminating Phoenix seems like the non-solution. 想来想去,目前的灭凤公子似乎是无解的。 Heavens Above, could it be can I use « Fierce Tiger Fall to the Ground to Surrender Move » to apologize to Senior Exterminating Phoenix with esteemed me? 望天,难道我要用本尊使用《猛虎落地投降式》向灭凤前辈道歉？ When Song Shuhang indulges in flights of fancy. 正当宋书航胡思乱想之际。 Pēng~ ~ 砰~~ Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's talent magecraft relieved. 灭凤公子的天赋法术解除了。 Song Shuhang's consciousness returned to his main body. 宋书航的意识回到了他的本体内。 „yí? So to be how quick?” Song Shuhang shockedly said, Senior Exterminating Phoenix's taking advantage of the CPU talent ability, can maintain generally for a long time? This time so to be how short. “咦？怎么这么快？”宋书航惊道,灭凤前辈的借CPU天赋能力,一般都能维持很长时间的吧？这次怎么这么短。 „hē hē hē.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix of five tailed cat monster shape sneers, its fifth tail raises up high: „Dies 10,000, Little Friend Song Shuhang.” “呵呵呵。”五尾猫妖形态的灭凤公子一阵冷笑,它的第五根尾巴高高竖起:“死一万遍吧,宋书航小友。” „wait, Senior Exterminating Phoenix, actually this matter cannot all blame me. I have prompted your several times, either finds unmanned place, either goes to my world to go to practice this set of cultivation technique.” Song Shuhang blurted out. “等下,灭凤前辈,其实这事不能全怪我啊。我都提示过你好几次,要么找个无人的地方,要么去我的世界去修炼这套功法啊。”宋书航脱口而出。 „Reply is useless, changes into a beach, disrupts place, Song Shuhang.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix called out. “回答无用,化为一滩,碎裂一地吧,宋书航。”灭凤公子叫道。 What meaning is a beach? 一滩是啥意思？ wait, could it be that talent magecraft? 等下,难道是那个天赋法术？ Made Doudou become a beach liquid crafty ability strength other day broken, Doudou was installed in the vase afterward stays several genius to get back. 就是上回让豆豆碎成一滩液体的诡异能力,豆豆后来被装在花瓶中呆了好几天才恢复过来。 „I reject, this magecraft I do not want absolutely.” Song Shuhang said, the thought moves, prepares to avoid-- unable to stir up toward Core World, couldn't he have hidden? “我拒绝,这个法术我绝对不要。”宋书航说罢,意念一动,就准备往核心世界躲避——惹不起,他还躲不起吗？ However, when his thought that he felt oneself body outbreak a moment ago the change. 但是,在他意念刚才的时候,他感觉自己的身体突然发生了变化。 „hē hē hē, late. My magecraft when finished taking advantage of CPU has started.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix said. “呵呵呵,迟了。我的法术在借CPU结束的时候已经启动了。”灭凤公子道。 Song Shuhang: „How like this, won't I have an induction?” 宋书航:“怎么会这样,我没有一点感应？” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix when uses the magecraft talent, properly speaking at least also a little energy fluctuation is right. 灭凤公子在使用法术天赋的时候,按理说至少也有点能量波动才对啊。 „Very simple, because finished after CPU, when you return to your body, latency three seconds.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix calmly said. “很简单,因为借CPU结束后,你回归自己的身体时,延迟了三秒。”灭凤公子淡定道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“……” fuck, Senior Exterminating Phoenix cheats. 卧艹,灭凤前辈作弊。 the next moment, ‚pā~~’ 's a sound, the Song Shuhang's body changes into beach liquid, fell place. His body's goods fell place. 下一刻,‘啪~~’的一声,宋书航的身体化为一滩液体,落了一地。他身上的物品落了一地。 Afterward, Song Shuhang of beach shape gathers, wriggles like only Slime. 随后,一滩状的宋书航汇聚起来,像只史莱姆一样蠕动。 Loli Poem stared in a big way the eye: „Senior Apprentice Brother Song turned into a puddle!” 诗萝莉瞪大了眼睛:“宋师兄变成一滩了！” Su Clan's The Sixteenth: „......” if you didn't seek death, then you will not die, this truth why Song Shuhang is not clear. 苏氏阿十六:“……”不作死就不会死,这道理为什么宋书航就是不明白。 Senior White: „I remember that Fellow Daoist Exterminating Phoenix the talent ability does have about the 30% success ratio? Like this can one round by turned into a puddle, Shuhang, your today's luck is not quite good.” 白前辈:“我记得灭凤道友的这个天赋能力只有十分之三左右的成功率吧？这样都会一发被变成一滩,书航,你今天的运气不太好啊。” Beach shape Song Shuhang: „Unfortunately Ah~” 一滩状的宋书航:“不幸啊~” -- Senior Three Waves had said that the loves to seek death person luck will not be bad, is he so why unfortunate? ——三浪前辈曾经说过,爱作死的人运气都不会太差,为什么他就这么不幸？ Loli Poem: „yí? This status can Senior Apprentice Brother Song also speak?!” 诗萝莉:“咦？这个状态的宋师兄还能说话？！” Her curious small runs up to changes into a beach beside Song Shuhang, extended the finger, wants toward liquefying Song Shuhang body pokes. 她好奇的小跑到化为一滩的宋书航身边,伸出手指,就想往液化的宋书航身上戳去。 „Do not poke, the feeling of liquefaction state is very strange, if poem your finger pokes, the feeling will not be wonderful.” Song Shuhang called out loudly. “别戳,液化状态的感觉很奇怪,诗你的手指要是戳过来的话,感觉会很不妙。”宋书航大声叫道。 Children are like this, saw that strange thing first reaction pokes with finger or with the branch. Even if lovable Loli Poem unable avoids. 小孩子就是这样,看到奇怪的东西第一反应就是用手指或是用树枝去戳。就就算是乖巧的诗萝莉都无法避免。 Moreover, Song Shuhang discovers own body after being liquefied, the sense becomes very interesting. 另外,宋书航发现自己的身体在被液化之后,感官变很有趣。 Without the eye, he can actually see. Without the nose, he can actually smell. Without the ear, he can actually hear. Without the mouth, he can actually speak. 没有眼睛,他却能看见。没有鼻子,他却能闻到。没有耳朵,他却能听见。没有嘴巴,他却能说话。 Is completely different from the human status sense. 和人类状态感官完全不同。 To be honest...... this feeling is very new, is very fun. 说实话……这种感觉很新鲜,很好玩。 When body like running water same flowing, is feeling that human status cannot experience. Moreover, so long as relaxes, body even shop/spread who lets the liquefication in the ground, will feel completely super relaxes. When this compared with human status, invests the body into the waterbed on also wants comfortable 100 times. 身体如流水一样流动时,是人类状态不能体验的感受。而且,只要放松下来,让液化的身体完全平铺在地面,会感到超级放松。这比人类状态时,将身体投入到水床上还要舒服一百倍。 Song Shuhang actually felt a little crisp. 宋书航竟然感觉有点爽。 -- fuck, this status can find crisply, am I sick? ——卧艹,这个状态都能找到爽点,我是不是有病？ liquefaction state only not convenient is motion, but he has invisible sabre gǔ, even changes into one, he can also Controlling Sabre Flight. 液化状态唯一不方便的就是移动方面,但他有无形刀蛊,就算化为一摊,他还能御刀飞行的。 Moreover, if this status I go to various practice cultivation technique, what effect will have? 而且,如果这个状态我去修炼各种功法,会有什么效果？ For example the present tries the «Steel Hand» words, liquefaction state time, what kind of effect will «Steel Hand» by appear? 比如现在试试《钢手》的话,液化状态的时候,《钢手》会以怎么样的效果出现？ The Song Shuhang brain hole opens greatly. 宋书航脑洞大开。 During the thinking, Su Clan's The Sixteenth arrives at Song Shuhang's, his goods first withdraw: „How long previous does Doudou maintain this status?” 思索间,苏氏阿十六来到宋书航的边上,将他的物品先收起来:“上次豆豆维持这个状态多久？” „Several days of time.” Song Shuhang replied. “好几天时间吧。”宋书航回道。 Su Clan's The Sixteenth: „Or, installs you to the bottle in?” 苏氏阿十六:“要不,也将你装到瓶子里去？” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“……” Another side, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix changes the human form: „Hehe, relax, your and Doudou is different, will not liquefy for several days.” 另一边,灭凤公子变回人形:“呵呵,放心吧,你这次和豆豆不同,不会液化好几天的。” Song Shuhang: „Many thanks Senior Exterminating Phoenix hold back.” 宋书航:“多谢灭凤前辈手下留情。” „Un, because my fifth talent ability grasps was smoother, your transform at least can maintain for a month.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix said. “嗯,因为我的第五天赋能力掌握的更溜了,你的变身至少能维持一个月。”灭凤公子道。 Heavens Above, this was not worse. 望天,这不是更糟糕了嘛。 Song Shuhang: „Senior Exterminating Phoenix, one month was too long, we make good use of one's time, therefore, the time does concentrate to be good?” 宋书航:“灭凤前辈,一个月太长了,我们只争朝夕,所以,时间浓缩一下行不行？” But at this time, Fairy Lady Separated Snow came up, she is showing a faint smile to Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Fellow Daoist Exterminating Phoenix well done.” 而这时,别雪仙姬上来,她对着灭凤公子微微一笑:“灭凤道友干的漂亮。” Then, before Fairy Lady handed over one bag of small dried fish-- this is Song Shuhang, complied to give the Young Master Exterminating Phoenix's reward, Fairy Lady Separated Snow, although the heart had the anger, but this anger shifts now in Song Shuhang body. 说完,仙姬递上了一袋的小鱼干——这是宋书航之前答应给灭凤公子的报酬,别雪仙姬虽然心头有怒火,但这怒火现在都转移在宋书航身上。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix received small dried fish. 灭凤公子接过小鱼干。 Has flash that he a little worried that Fairy Lady Separated Snow can intoxicate on small dried fish. However after he considers the Fairy Lady Separated Snow's character again, then overruled this idea. 有那么一瞬间,他有点担心别雪仙姬会不会在小鱼干上下毒。不过他再考虑到别雪仙姬的性格后,便否决了这个想法。 Is proud as top immortal chef's, Fairy Lady Separated Snow will not allow her own work to be polluted. At matter that in own work intoxicates, she cannot do absolutely. 身为顶尖仙厨的骄傲,别雪仙姬不会允许她自己的作品被污染。在自己作品中下毒的事情,她是绝对干不出来的。 What only if she from the beginning on manufacture is the acute poison food. 除非她一开始就制作的是剧毒菜肴。 After receiving small dried fish, Young Master Exterminating Phoenix was saying to Group of Fellow Daoists submissively: „Then Ladies and Gentlemen, I then have the urgent matter to manage, first step said goodbye.” 接过小鱼干后,灭凤公子对着众道友拱手道:“那么诸位道友,我接下来还有急事要办,先一步告辞。” „How many day of time does Fellow Daoist Exterminating Phoenix no longer leave? In the evening I am preparing to make one table of immortal meat dishes, is I for several cuisines of Immortal Food Feast experiment.” Fairy Lady Separated Snow said with a smile. “灭凤道友不再多留几天时间吗？晚上我正准备做一桌的仙肴,是我为食仙宴试验的几个菜系。”别雪仙姬微笑道。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix licked corner of the mouth, but finally is firm shaking the head of: „Although wants to stay behind, but then my really also a little urgent matter.” 灭凤公子舔了舔嘴角,但最后还是坚定的摇了摇头:“虽然很想留下,不过接下来我真的还有点急事。” Fairy Lady Separated Snow regretfully said: „That Fellow Daoist Exterminating Phoenix, takes care.” 别雪仙姬遗憾道:“那灭凤道友,一路保重。” „Bye.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix charming shaking, took out own flying sword. “再见。”灭凤公子帅气的甩头,祭出自己的飞剑。 Senior White, poem and Su Clan's The Sixteenth wave to him say goodbye. 白前辈、诗、苏氏阿十六挥手向他告别。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix offers a sacrifice to the launching sword, at the maximum speed is far away from Fairy Lady Separated Snow's immortal residence. 灭凤公子祭起飞剑,以最快的速度远离别雪仙姬的洞府。 „Finally escaped, not sticks one's neck out, dead fellow daoist not dead this poor Daoist.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix secretly thought, although Fairy Lady Separated Snow makes the immortal meat dishes to seduce in the evening personally very much, but currently his where has the courage to eat? “终于逃掉了,明哲保身,死道友不死贫道。”灭凤公子暗道,虽然晚上别雪仙姬亲手制作仙肴很诱惑,但现在他哪有胆子吃？ If remains, perhaps today the Fairy Lady Separated Snow's dinner party many calls ‚Dragon and Tiger Battle’ together famous cuisine. 如果留下来,说不定今天别雪仙姬的晚餐会多一道叫‘龙虎斗’的名菜。 As for by turned into a puddle Little Friend Song Shuhang? 至于被变成一滩的宋书航小友？ Hehe...... Little Friend Song dies well 10,000 to me. 呵呵……宋小友给我死一万遍就好。 That ashamed rare book, from head to tail filled the awkwardness of capital letter. So long as Young Master Exterminating Phoenix recalls, wants one to kill. 那羞耻的秘籍,从头到尾都充满了大写的尴尬。灭凤公子只要回想起来,都想要一头撞死。 „Surnamed Song dies 10 million to me.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix clenches teeth to say. “姓宋的给我死一千万遍。”灭凤公子咬牙道。 × × × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××××× At this time, the poem, Su Clan's The Sixteenth, Senior White as well as Fairy Lady Separated Snow, squat in Song Shuhang's side. 此时,诗、苏氏阿十六、白前辈以及别雪仙姬,都蹲在宋书航的身边。 „Seems like a little sticks, is not quite suitable into the vegetable/dish.” Fairy Lady Separated Snow said. “看上去有点粘粘的,不太适合入菜。”别雪仙姬道。 Song Shuhang has tears streaming down the face. 宋书航泪流满面。 „Does Senior White have the means to relieve this magecraft?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth asked that one month was a little long. “白前辈有办法解除这个法术吗？”苏氏阿十六问道,一个月有点长。 Senior White: „If must untie Fellow Daoist Exterminating Phoenix magecraft, I must study Shuhang that liquefies, tries method of solving again.” 白前辈:“如果要解开灭凤道友的法术,我要研究一下液化的书航,再试试破解之法。” „wait a minute.” Song Shuhang said: „Before research liquefication me, first makes me complete several experiments.” “等一下。”宋书航道:“在研究液化时的我之前,先让我完成几个实验。” „What are you doing?” The Sixteenth said curiously. “你想干嘛？”阿十六好奇道。 „I try several cultivation technique.” Song Shuhang said, starts to display the «Steel Hand» ability. “我来试试几个功法。”宋书航说罢,开始施展《钢手》能力。 Afterward, liquefaction state Song Shuhang body, catches a jet black metal color. 随后,液化状态的宋书航身上,染上一片漆黑的金属颜色。 Without the hand, therefore the jet black metallic color filled his whole body. 因为没有手,所以漆黑的金属色充满了他全身。