Jade Big Turtle complies with the summon! 玉色大海龟遵从召唤而来！ Northern Great Emperor has said in departure, he will send big sea turtle in the evening, helping Song Shuhang search the Ice Soul Pill last medicinal herb, and helps him refine Ice Soul Pill. 北方大帝在离开的时候说过,他会在晚上将大海龟派过来,帮助宋书航搜索冰魄丹的最后一种药材,并帮助他炼制冰魄丹。 But now, Jade Big Turtle spans the space, locks the Song Shuhang's position to catch up from afar. 而现在,玉色大海龟跨越空间,锁定宋书航的位置千里迢迢赶来。 Time some that it catches up with are not right. 只是它赶来的时机有些不对劲。 When the turtle comes out, happen to sees Song Shuhang to drop from the clouds, reads the appearance of ashamed lines. 大龟出来时,正好看到宋书航从天而降,念出羞耻台词的模样。 Jade Big Turtle: „Heavens Above, Little Friend Song, do you do the matter?” 玉色大海龟:“望天,宋小友,你这是干啥子事哩？” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Quite awkward. 好尴尬。 Eliminates a potential informant, at this time he needed to kill the turtle to eliminate a potential informant decisively. 灭口啊,这个时候他需要果断的杀龟灭口。 So the question is. 那么问题来了。 If kills the object strength that the turtle eliminates a potential informant far to exceed itself, what to do can? 如果杀龟灭口的对象实力远超自己,要怎么办？ The strength of Heavens Above turtle, according to Northern Great Emperor disclosed, perhaps has achieved about Ninth Stage realm, life span is glorious, has lived from Ancient Heavenly Court Era the present old turtle. 望天龟的实力,按北方大帝透露,恐怕已经达到了九品左右的境界,寿元悠久,是从远古天庭时代一直活到现在的老龟。 However ends, before Northern Great Emperor leaves, has said that before to avoid the Heavens Above turtle was involved in ‚Changing Heaven’ the confusion, Great Emperor take action seal realm of this turtle. 不过完,北方大帝离开之前说过,为了避免望天龟被卷入‘变天’前的混乱,大帝出手封印了这大龟的境界。 Therefore ~ 所以说~ Song Shuhang both eyes is staring at the turtle firmly. 宋书航双眼牢牢盯着大龟。 How 【old can turtle soup do can be delicious? Fairy Lady Separated Snow's does immortal residence in not far away, Fairy Lady certainly have 100 the means of ingredients old turtles?】 【老龟汤要怎么做才会美味？别雪仙姬的洞府就在不远处,仙姬一定有一百种料理老龟的办法吧？】 „Little Friend Song, I sees from your both eyes to richly not being able to melt evil. You left take a look at me again, taken a look I conducted the back to be scared. Takes a look again, I ran.” Heavens Above turtle card in space channel, said out loud. “宋小友,我从你的双眼中看到了浓郁到化不开的邪恶。你别再瞅我了,瞅的我背上发毛。再瞅,我就跑了啊。”望天龟卡在空间通道中,出声道。 „Actually, I am considering a matter.” Song Shuhang said. “其实,我在考虑一件事情。”宋书航道。 big sea turtle: „What matter?” 大海龟:“啥子事？” „I am considering excellent ingredient, how must manufacture to be able the nutrition to be rich. Not far away is Fairy Lady Separated Snow's immortal residence, she is top immortal chef, she definitely knows how must process.” Song Shuhang earnestly said. “我在考虑一种极好的食材,要怎么制作才能营养丰富。不远处就是别雪仙姬的洞府,她是顶尖的仙厨,她一定知道要怎么处理。”宋书航认真道。 big sea turtle: Won't ingredient that „Heavens Above, Little Friend Song you said be I? Little Friend Song that I know so will not be cruel, are you fake goods?” 大海龟:“望天,宋小友你说的食材不会是我吧？我认识的宋小友不会这么残忍,你是冒牌货吧？” „cough!” Song Shuhang calmly getting up from the ground, patted the clothes: „Actually Senior Turtle, said you possibly not to believe that in fact, I a moment ago in practice secret technique.” “咳！”宋书航淡定的从地上爬起,拍了拍衣服:“其实龟前辈,说出来你可能不相信,事实上,我刚才是在修炼一种秘法。” „I believe.” Heavens Above turtle earnestly said. “我相信。”望天龟认真道。 Song Shuhang: „Does not believe that is also very normal, after all such extraordinary secret technique was very difficult to find......? Do the seniors you believe?” 宋书航:“不相信也很正常,毕竟这么奇葩的秘法很难找到的......嗯？前辈你相信？” „Naturally believed that moreover I also know, you that move should be « of Fierce Tiger Fall to the Ground to Surrender Move » « Five Hundred Ways to Make a Human Cultivator Surrender Without Fighting » a moment ago.” Jade Big Turtle proudly said. “当然相信了,而且我还知道,你刚才那一招应该是《打不过人类修士投降的五百种方法》之《猛虎落地投降式》吧。”玉色大海龟得意道。 „fuck.” Song Shuhang a confused face, then his quickly asked: „Senior Turtle, is it possible that are you also the [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] member?” “卧艹。”宋书航一脸懵逼,然后他飞快问道:“龟前辈,莫非你也是【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】的成员？” „, Such silly monster alliance, my how can it be will not join.” Jade Big Turtle Ha Ha smiled. “才不是哩,这么傻的妖怪联盟,我怎么可能会加入。”玉色大海龟哈哈笑了起来。 Song Shuhang: „......” That funny fool monster alliance was despised by this turtle. 宋书航:“......”那个逗逼妖怪联盟被这只大龟鄙视了。 „Especially rare book-- « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit » in alliance, too funny fool, moreover ashamed off the charts. The old turtle I light/only am looks at others practice this secret technique, feeling ashamed must retract turtle shell the head. In fact, is willing practice this secret technique's, to be the best quality goods.” Jade Big Turtle continues to say with a smile, simultaneously is staring at Song Shuhang, continues to laugh. “特别是联盟中的秘籍——《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》,太逗逼了,而且羞耻度爆表。老龟我光是看着别人修炼这秘法,就感觉羞耻的要将脑袋缩回龟壳。事实上,肯修炼这秘法的,都是极品。”玉色大海龟继续笑道,同时盯着宋书航,又继续大笑。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Was despised by an old turtle, moreover there is a IQ suppressed misconception. 被一只老龟鄙视了,而且还有种智商被压制的错觉。 „Returning to the proper topic, Little Friend Song you are pure human. I have not discovered the monster class in your body bloodline, why therefore you do want practice that to be silly and ashamed rare book?” big sea turtle asked curiously. “言归正传,宋小友你是纯人类吧。我在你身上也没有发现妖类的血统,所以你为什么要修炼那部又傻又羞耻的秘籍？”大海龟好奇问道。 It suspected that Song Shuhang was flickered by whom? 它怀疑宋书航是不是被谁忽悠了？ „This issue, can I not reply?” Song Shuhang raised his head and looking towards the Heaven, the heart is quite tired. “这个问题,我能不回答吗？”宋书航抬头望天,心好累。 big sea turtle: „Was Ha Ha, definitely flickered by whom in any case? However, I think by Little Friend Song's IQ, you should, when sees this cultivation technique extraordinary, first judged that its essence, refusing practice to be right.” 大海龟:“哈哈,反正肯定是被谁忽悠了吧？但是,我觉的以宋小友的智商,你应该在看到这部功法奇葩的时候,第一时间判断出它的本质,拒绝修炼才对。” „Is a long story.” Song Shuhang sighed. “一言难尽。”宋书航叹道。 Initially after the Entering Dream Scallion Lady memory, understood when this rare book, he is also the earliest possible time rejects the practice rare book. 当初从入梦葱娘记忆后,了解到这部秘籍时,他也是第一时间拒绝修炼秘籍的。 But after never expected that routine one after another gets down, he unexpectedly earnest start studies this extraordinary rare book. 但没想到之后一环接一环的套路下来,他竟然认真的开始学习这部奇葩的秘籍。 After sighing, Song Shuhang remembered an issue: „Words said that since Senior Turtle you have not joined this monster cultivator organization, where you do know the name and secret technique's of this organization?” 叹完后,宋书航又想起一个问题:“话说,既然龟前辈你没有加入这个妖修组织,你又是从哪里知道这个组织的名字和秘法的？” « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit » this rare book was regarded by the monster cultivator organization is town/subdues faction absolute technique, basic monster spirit must after inspecting to become the full member, can learn this secret technique. 《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》这部秘籍可是被妖修组织当成是镇派绝学,入门的妖精们也要通过考核成为正式成员后,才能学到这部秘法。 Since the turtle has not joined this alliance, how also to know the rare book of equipment body? 大龟既然没有加入这个联盟,又怎么知道具体的秘籍？ big sea turtle said with a smile: „After is the Blockhead Song's reason...... Ancient Heavenly Court is shattered, Blockhead Song this escape quickest fellow really lucky lived. Then one day, he was detained by Ancient Heavenly Court's Sword Immortal White Bone to here is coming, inviting me to join that funny fool's [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] organization. Probably this organization is the Fairy Maiden White Bone foundation. Blockhead Song by Qiankeng she, the Fairy Maiden White Bone Manifest Presence In Front Of Human's time, Blockhead Song had sold to her sermon that a hammer cultivated/repaired in the past, air/Qi her full Heavenly Court chased down Blockhead Song. Afterward Heavenly Court did not have, Fairy Maiden White Bone on drawing several old friends, established this monster cultivator alliance...... then some day, Blockhead Song that strolled everywhere blindly was held by her unfortunately. She is detaining Blockhead Song, forcing him to look for 100 members to her, coalizes, as past apologizing. Afterward Blockhead Song led her to find here to come, to try Tugra I to join a group. But the old turtle I am astute, how also to join this one hear of very silly alliances? Therefore my without the slightest hesitation's rejection. This so-called town/subdues sends rare book « Two Hundred Skills of the Tenaciously Surviving Monster Spirit », before is Blockhead Song just before leaving , the hard stopper gives me. Now recalls, in the past had not been flickered by Blockhead Song to this alliance, I was particularly am really quick-witted.” 大海龟笑道:“是宋木头的原因......远古天庭破灭后,宋木头这个逃命最快的家伙果然幸运的活了下来。然后有一天,他被远古天庭的白骨剑仙押着到我这里来,邀请我加入那个逗逼的【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】的组织。好像这个组织就是白骨仙子创建的。宋木头以前坑过她,当年白骨仙子人前显圣的时候,宋木头将一篇锤修的讲法卖给她,气的她满天庭追杀宋木头。后来天庭没了,白骨仙子就拉了几位老友,创立了这个妖修联盟......然后某一天,到处瞎逛的宋木头不巧被她抓住了。她就押着宋木头,强迫他给她找一百个成员,加入联盟,作为当年的赔礼。后来宋木头就带着她找到我这里来,试图拉我入伙。但老龟我何等精明,又怎么会加入这个一听就很傻的联盟？于是我毫不犹豫的拒绝了。这本所谓的镇派秘籍《妖精顽强生存下来必须的两百个本事》,是宋木头临走前硬塞给我。现在回想起来,当年没有被宋木头忽悠到这个联盟,我实在是太特玛机智了。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Isn't this organization, the Blockhead Song establishment? 这个组织,不是宋木头创立的？ Wrong? 错了吗？ Really was from head to tail his speculation completely wrong? 果然从头到尾他的推测全部错误了？ wait...... the alliance is not the Blockhead Song establishment, perhaps but is the rare book he compiles? 等下......联盟不是宋木头创立的,但秘籍说不定是他编写的？ „Senior Turtle, you know who this rare book is writes? Is that Fairy Maiden White Bone? Is Blockhead Song?” Song Shuhang asked. “龟前辈,那你知道这部秘籍是谁写的吗？是那位白骨仙子？或者是宋木头？”宋书航问道。 „This I have not really asked that but...... can take out this broken name, besides Blockhead Song, I could not find out others. I can affirm, the name of this rare book, definitely is the Blockhead Song's pot. Possibly this rare book Blockhead Song also participated in the compilation, because inside has a lot of contents, has to be thick his style.” The old turtle thinking said. “这个我还真没有问过,不过......能取出这种破名字的,除了宋木头外,我也想不出其他人了。我敢肯定,这部秘籍的名字,肯定是宋木头的锅。可能这部秘籍宋木头也参加了编写,因为里面有很多的内容,都有着浓浓他的风格。”老龟思索道。 Song Shuhang also asked: „That Senior Turtle, did the Blockhead Song hard stopper give your in the past ‚rare book’ also in?” 宋书航又问道:“那龟前辈,当年宋木头硬塞给你的那本‘秘籍’还在吗？” „Haven't you lost heart?” The old turtle said with a laugh. “你还没有死心？”老龟笑呵呵道。 „In fact, I suspected Blockhead Song, in this in rare book that seems like extraordinary hid legacy.” Song Shuhang earnestly said. “事实上,我怀疑宋木头在这部看似奇葩的秘籍中隐藏了一部传承。”宋书航认真道。 Jade Big Turtle silent moment, later its Ha Ha laughs, smiled the tears to come out: „This is the funniest joke I've ever heard.” 玉色大海龟沉默了片刻,随后它哈哈大笑起来,笑到眼泪都出来了:“这是我听过的最好笑的笑话。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Oh, if Senior White Two's does smile the point to have this turtle so to be low that should good? 唉,要是白前辈two的笑点有这只大龟这么低那该有多好？ Jade Big Turtle stops to smile with great difficulty, then it is looking at Song Shuhang: „are you serious?” 玉色大海龟好不容易止住笑,然后它望着宋书航:“你是认真的？” „Un, because in my hand has some clues, these clues aims at this extraordinary rare book faintly.” Song Shuhang said. “嗯,因为我手中有一些线索,这些线索都隐隐指向这部奇葩的秘籍。”宋书航道。 Jade Big Turtle: „Good...... the rare book in my, the words that you want I can lend you to study. However, as transaction, if you study anything, must tell me the result. I am also very curious, Blockhead Song this fellow really hid the thing.” 玉色大海龟:“好吧......秘籍就在我这,你要的话我可以借给你研究。不过,作为交易,如果你从中研究出什么东西,要将结果告诉我。我也很好奇,宋木头这家伙是不是真的在其中隐藏了东西。” „no problem.” Song Shuhang said with a nod. “没问题。”宋书航点头道。 Jade Big Turtle crawls the space channel, then it puts out a hand piercing the void, pulls out a plain rare book, gives Song Shuhang. 玉色大海龟爬出空间通道,然后它伸手刺入虚空,掏出一本古朴的秘籍,递给宋书航。 A very thick rare book. 很厚的一本秘籍。 The shape and Song Shuhang when the Entering Dream Scallion Lady life, that [All the World's Monsters Together Become One Family] Bestowal elder, take to teach the Scallion Lady secret technique books to be exactly the same. 其形状和宋书航在入梦葱娘人生时,那个【全世界妖怪联合起来成为一家人】的传功长老,取出来教导葱娘秘法时的书籍一模一样。 Two rare books look like in the same mold to portray. 两本秘籍就像是同一个模子里刻画出来。 Song Shuhang catches this rare book, opens it. 宋书航接住这本秘籍,将它翻开。 With memory, above records 200 skills that the monster survived, great thin with nothing left. 和记忆中的一样,其上记载了妖怪生存下来的两百个本事,巨细无遗。 „Right, if you really must study this rare book, perhaps I can make a suggestion.” Jade Big Turtle said. “对了如果你真的要研究这部秘籍的话,或许我可以提点建议。”玉色大海龟道。 Song Shuhang: „Senior Turtle please say.” 宋书航:“龟前辈请说。” „Actually, as a pure human, even if you practice ten years of still no effect according to this rare book. In this rare book has a lot of contents, only then ‚monster cultivator’ can practice have the effect. For example in which the charm of that « attractive female monster unique skill seduces », is actually contains ‚the charm technique’ the method, needs to promote with the monster strength. You do not have the monster strength, belongs to mess about.” Jade Big Turtle narrows the eye to say with a smile. “其实,身为一个纯人类,你就算照着这秘籍练个十年也没啥效果的。这秘籍中有很多内容,只有‘妖修’才能修炼出效果。比如其中的那个《漂亮女妖绝技之魅力诱惑》,其实是一个包含着‘魅惑术’的法门,需要用妖力来推动。你没有妖力,属于瞎折腾。”玉色大海龟眯着眼睛笑道。 Song Shuhang: „fuck!” 宋书航:“卧艹！” Turtle saying, reminded him all of a sudden. 大龟这话,一下子就点醒了他。 When he takes possession Little Cai body, with Little Cai's body revolution «Thirty Three Beasts Inborn Qi Art», then natural and this extraordinary rare book produced resonance. 他附身小彩身上时,是用小彩的身体运转《三十三兽先天一气功》,然后自然的和这奇葩的秘籍产生了共鸣。 Little Cai is the monster! 小彩是妖！ „Perhaps, this is a key!” Song Shuhang both eyes is bright. “或许,这就是钥匙！”宋书航双眼明亮起来。 „What did you think of?” Jade Big Turtle asked. “你想到了什么吗？”玉色大海龟问道。 „Perhaps yes, I thought of the key, but also needs give it a try.” Song Shuhang took out the cell phone, a call. “是啊,或许我想到了关键,但还需要试一试。”宋书航掏出手机,拨打了一个电话。 The telephone puts through quickly, half asleep and half awake voice transmits: „Late at night, egg matter?” 电话很快接通,一个半睡半醒的声音传来:“三更半夜的,蛋事？” „Senior Exterminating Phoenix, where are you now? I want to use your CPU.” Song Shuhang said. “灭凤前辈,你现在在哪？我想借你CPU一用。”宋书航道。 „Late at night awakens by noise my matter? Gives my clear rolling to go to the ends of the earth. Next time when will meet said again.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix clenches teeth to say. “三更半夜吵醒我就这事？给我圆润的滚到天涯海角去。下次见面时再说。”灭凤公子咬牙道。 „I have small dried fish, small dried fish of Eighth Stage Profound Sage level. Although is the whale. Or?” Song Shuhang hehe said with a smile. “我这有小鱼干,八品玄圣级的小鱼干。虽然是鲸鱼的。要不？”宋书航呵呵笑道。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Meow meow meow......” 灭凤公子:“喵喵喵......” „what time to meet?” Song Shuhang asked. “啥时候见个面不？”宋书航问道。 „After dawn, I look for you. where are you?” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix said. “天亮后,我去找你。你在哪？”灭凤公子道。