Then, protective light screen volume entire small town. 就这样,守护光幕袭卷整个小镇。 The increasing number of people join ‚the covering the head and squatting shivering army’. 越来越多的人加入‘抱头蹲防瑟瑟发抖大军’之中。 Senior White floats in in the air, pays attention to the entire small town, prevents to have the accident/surprise. 白前辈浮在空中,关注整个小镇,防止发生意外。 Is staring at the Heavenly Tribulation's duty, then transmitted to Northern Great Emperor. 盯着天劫的任务,则转交给了北方大帝。 However ends, from head to tail, protective light screen has not caused the harm to the small town. These are bustling about and working or in the crowd of rest, is not affected. 不过完,从头到尾,守护光幕都没有给小镇造成危害。那些正在忙碌、干活或是在休息的人群,都不受影响。 Everything was selected enters ‚the covering the head and squatting pattern’ the crowd, is these is idling being all right, or is even if will enter squats against status not to create the influence person. 凡是被挑中进入‘抱头蹲防模式’的人群,都是那些闲着没事,或者是就算进入蹲防状态也不会造成影响的人。 In the small town, these enter ‚covering the head and squatting’ the shivering crowd to start to exchange. 小镇上,那些进入‘抱头蹲防’瑟瑟发抖的人群开始交流起来。 „yō, Elder Brother Li, you are also shaking.” “哟,李哥,你也在抖啊。” „little Liu, what a coincidence you are also shaking.” “小刘啊,好巧你也在抖啊。” „Yes, at just the right moment, what near me is your new sister-in-law, she is also shaking.” “是啊,真巧,我边上的是你的新嫂子,她也在抖着。” Similar exchange, various places in small town happened. 类似的交流,在小镇上的各处发生。 Human is very strange creature, if only then uncontrolled enter suddenly forces ‚covering the head and squatting shivering’ status, in people heart will be very certainly scared, will possibly scream. 人类是种很奇怪的生物,如果只有自己一个人突然不受控制的进入强制‘抱头蹲防瑟瑟发抖’状态,人们心中一定会很恐慌,甚至可能会尖叫。 But when periphery has a big piece of person the same as enter with oneself hugs trembles status, people unfathomable mystery is more relieved. Although in the heart somewhat is scared and doubts, actually can also protect the reason. Even some people have the mood to exchange to talk nonsense. 但当周围有一大片的人都和自己一样进入抱头发抖状态时,人们就会莫名其妙的安心很多。虽然心中还是有些恐慌和疑惑,却还能保护理智。甚至有人还有心情交流扯蛋。 „Words said when we can squat to shake? The too long words, I felt that my body can unable to endure.” “话说,我们要蹲着抖到什么时候啊？太久的话,我感觉我的身体会吃不消。” „Who knows ne? However, I felt that in shaking, the whole body was full of the strength, as if young several years old?” “谁知道呢？不过,我感觉在抖的时候,浑身都充满了力量,仿佛年轻了好几岁？” „I am also, felt that my waist Doesn't hurt, the leg does not pull out!” “我也是,感觉我的腰都不疼了,腿也不抽了！” „More shakes more is enthusiastic, I felt that my cough coughed...... But I kind of want to go to the toilet well.” “越抖越来劲,我感觉自己的咳嗽都好了......但是我有点想上厕所。” „Going to bathroom has my one, I also think on, what to do?” “上厕所的带我一个,我也想上,怎么办？” „Can is shaking, while moves toward the restroom?” “能不能一边抖着,一边往厕所挪动？” During the speeches, several covering the head and squatting's people, start to move. First in shivering, small moving. After skilled, starts the small leapfrog the movement. So long as is maintaining ‚covering the head and squatting’ this movement, shivering do not stop, moves no problem. 说话间,有几位抱头蹲防的人们,开始挪动起来。先是在瑟瑟发抖的时候,小小的挪动。等熟练的后,开始小小的蛙跳着移动。只要保持着‘抱头蹲防’这个动作,瑟瑟发抖不要停,移动没问题。 The only issue is, each leapfrog can make urinary urgency more intense. People do not know can oneself support the restroom? 唯一的问题是,每一次的蛙跳都会让尿急更强烈。人们不知道自己能不能撑到厕所？ In the small town, enters the shivering person are getting more and more...... from the beginning shivering is receives ‚protective light screen’ influence crowd. 小镇上,进入瑟瑟发抖的人越来越多......一开始瑟瑟发抖的都是受到‘守护光幕’影响的人群。 But afterward, many people noticed that the companions enter shivering status, but when oneself not since, in the heart some stem stems, as if oneself change does not get on well with others is the same. Therefore, many people also silently, as own companion, squats down to hold the head, gets up with rhythm swaying left and right. 但后来,有很多人看到同伴们都进入瑟瑟发抖状态,而自己没有进入时,心中有些梗梗的,仿佛自己变的不合群了一样。于是,有很多人也默默的随着自己的同伴,蹲下抱头,跟着节奏左右摇摆起来。 To be honest, this movement maintained long, but also was tired. 说实话,这动作保持久了,还蛮累的。 Moreover, some have not entered shivering status people, then pulls out own cell phone, fast issues this scene online. 另外,一些没有进入瑟瑟发抖状态的人们,则掏出自己的手机,飞快的将这一幕发布到网上。 The increasing number of people spread this scene. 越来越多的人将这一幕扩散。 But at the local city forum, these small videos and pictures by gather to a post, were topped the essence. 而当地的城市论坛上,这些小视频、照片都被集合到一个帖子中,置顶加精。 【Is this program of some small town? This small town looks at looks familiar.】 Some netizens inquired. 【这是某个小镇的节目吗？这小镇看着眼熟。】有网友询问道。 【Strange, what meaning do so many people squat are trembling are? What has to move? Squatting more for a long time has of reward?】 【奇怪,这么多人蹲着发抖是什么意思？是有什么活动？是不是蹲的越久有奖励的那种？】 【covering the head and squatting this movement, does not suit everyone! I suggested that or the similarly cute youngster is made this movement by cute moe girl, the aunts and uncles, grandfather and paternal grandmother do not join in the fun. Moreover this posture is very tired, grandparents take care.】 【抱头蹲防这个动作,不是适合每一个人的！我建议由可爱的萌妹子或是同样可爱的少年来做这个动作,阿姨和大叔们、爷爷和奶奶就不要凑热闹了。而且这姿势很累,爷爷奶奶们保重身体啊。】 【The picture in square is poisonous, my titanium alloy dog eye must lose one's sight.】 【广场上的画面有毒,我的钛合金狗眼都要失明了。】 【wait, is the picture in this clubhouse, the evil cult scene?】 【等下,这个会馆里的画面,是邪恶教现场吗？】 【Mouth reckless, which this is any evil demon cult ceremony, clearly is campaign against pornography scene!】 【口胡,这哪是什么邪恶魔教仪式,分明是扫黄现场！】 【The world had been conquered by us...... shivers, mortal! Called out pitifully under our bodies.】 【世界已经被吾等所征服......颤抖吧,凡人！在吾等身下惨叫吧。】 【upstairs, speak the human language!】 【楼上,说人话啊！】 【Suspends the posture temporarily, I instigated that I am proud!】 【暂停学姿势,我怂我骄傲！】 【This posture coordination square dance music edible, the effect is better.】 【这个姿势配合广场舞的音乐食用,效果更佳。】 × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××××××××××××× When small town people posture were conquered by ‚covering the head and squatting’, No. 888 Heavenly Tribulation battleship has been opening fire to Little Cai again and again. 而在小镇人们被‘抱头蹲防’姿势征服的时候,888号天劫战舰已经对着小彩连连开火。 When Northern Great Emperor has been paying attention to Little Cai transcends tribulation all details......, if is only Little Cai, naturally unable lets the Northern Great Emperor such careful concern. small bird monster, even if with Song Shuhang is the master and disciple relations, is not worth Northern Great Emperor putting in such big energy. 北方大帝一直关注着小彩渡劫时的所有细节......若仅是小彩本身,当然无法让北方大帝这么细心的关怀。一只小雀妖,哪怕和宋书航是师徒关系,也不值得北方大帝投入这么大的精力。 Let alone was Little Cai, even Song Shuhang transcends tribulation, was not worth the Great Emperor investing. 别说是小彩了,就算是宋书航渡劫,也不值得大帝这么投入。 The Great Emperor will care carefully Little Cai's every minute detail, is mainly because this time is attached to Little Cai body's Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty. 大帝之所以会仔细关心小彩的每一分细节,主要就是因为此时附在小彩身上的功德蛇美人。 When no. 888 Heavenly Tribulation battleship every opens fire one time, the artillery light falls on Little Cai body, penetrated the Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty's body, falls on Little Cai directly ‚covering the head and squatting secret technique’ above. 888号天劫战舰每一次开火时,炮光落在小彩身上,透过了功德蛇美人的身体,直接落在小彩‘抱头蹲防秘法’之上。 The Heavenly Tribulation's might has not strengthened. As if...... looks like in Heavenly Tribulation, hasn't Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty meddled Little Cai's transcends tribulation? 天劫的威力并没有加强。似乎......在天劫看来,功德蛇美人并没有插手小彩的渡劫？ Little Cai's ‚covering the head and squatting’ secret technique, kept off each wave of artillery barrage baptism smoothly. 小彩的‘抱头蹲防’秘法,顺利挡下了每一波炮火的洗礼。 Later, slightly stop moment, in the sky's Heavenly Tribulation battleship's second opening fire. This time, is not only the flank three rows of muzzles, the main artillery on battleship, locks Little Cai, simultaneous firing. 之后,稍稍停顿片刻,虚空中的天劫战舰第二次开火。这次,不仅是侧方的三排炮口,还有战舰上的主炮,同样锁定小彩,同步开炮。 artillery barrage sparkle. 炮火闪耀。 The Little Cai's secret technique defense produces ‚human type Little Cai’ a fluctuation, but was tenacious keeping off got down second wave artillery barrage. 小彩的秘法防御产生的‘人型小彩’一阵波动,但还是顽强的挡下了第二波炮火。 same as the last time, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty seems like the outsider as before, was not affected by Heavenly Tribulation. 和上回一样,功德蛇美人依旧像是局外人,不受天劫影响。 „Strange, Fairy @#%x should involve the bird monster Heavenly Tribulation to be right.” Northern Great Emperor is frowning to say. “奇怪,＠＃％×仙子应该已经介入雀妖的天劫才对。”北方大帝皱着眉头道。 By Little Cai strength, after starting ‚protective light screen’, cannot shoulder artillery barrage of Heavenly Tribulation battleship. The Great Emperor is certain, Fairy @#%x in the rear area supplements the Little Cai energy, and strengthens ‚covering the head and squatting secret technique’ defense effect. 以小彩本身的实力,在发动‘守护光幕’后,根本扛不住天劫战舰的炮火。大帝可以肯定,＠＃％×仙子在后方补充小彩能量,并强化‘抱头蹲防秘法’的防御效果。 By doing so, already flagrant meddles Little Cai's Heavenly Tribulation. 这样做,已经是明目张胆的插手小彩的天劫。 But, Heavenly Tribulation simply has not as if induced this point, without strengthening the Heavenly Tribulation's might. 但偏偏,天劫似乎根本没有感应到这一点,没有增强天劫的威力。 【could it be did Fairy @#%x catch some Heavenly Tribulation's loophole?】 Northern Great Emperor secretly said in heart, Heavenly Way lacked in the past, perhaps Modernized Heavenly Tribulation after variation really has the loophole to drill. 【难道是＠＃％×仙子抓到了天劫的某个漏洞？】北方大帝心中暗道,当年天道有缺,变异后的现代化天劫说不定真的有漏洞可钻。 When the Great Emperor thinks, twined Little Cai's Fairy @#%x to change. 正当大帝思索之际,缠绕着小彩的＠＃％×仙子发生了变化。 From ‚protective light screen’ the place of covering, similar avedha-vasa energy gathers to Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty. 从‘守护光幕’笼罩之地,有一股类似愿力的能量向功德蛇美人聚集。 „Is this...... avedha-vasa, Way of Burning Incense Cultivation?” Northern Great Emperor is frowning. “这是......愿力,香火修炼之道？”北方大帝皱着眉头。 Way of Burning Incense Cultivation, ordinary practitioner is not willing to contact. This practice method, the restraint are many, moreover most halts in Eighth Stage realm, life-long hopeless Tribulation Immortal. This is secondary, the one who most makes practitioner unable accept, Way of Burning Incense Cultivation demand is very big to ‚incense and candle avedha-vasa’, if incense and candle avedha-vasa is insufficient, realm will have huge drop. 香火修炼之道,普通的修炼者并不愿意去接触。这种修炼法,约束很多,而且最多止步于八品境界,终生无望劫仙。这还是次要的,最让修炼者无法接受的是,香火修炼之道对‘香火愿力’需求很大,若是香火愿力不足,境界就会大降。 【Is Fairy @#%x trying Way of Burning Incense? Why?】 Northern Great Emperor is not clear, Eat Melon Daoist had said obviously in that Karmic Virtue Network, is hiding Way of Eternal Life of without owner. 【＠＃％×仙子在尝试香火之道？为什么？】北方大帝不明白,明明吃瓜道人说过在那功德网络里,隐藏着一条无主的长生之道。 Why Fairy @#%x does not try that Way of Eternal Life, instead can study this cultivator it seems like not to have future the method of incense and candle practice? ＠＃％×仙子为何不尝试那条长生之道,反而要研究这种修真者看来没前途的香火修炼之法？ At this time, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty also had the new movement. 这时,功德蛇美人又有了新的动作。 Condenses avedha-vasa that came from protective light screen, was condensed a small ball by Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty. Finally, she approached Little Cai this small racket. 从守护光幕中凝聚而来的愿力,被功德蛇美人凝聚成了一个小球。最后,她将这个小球拍向了小彩。 to be more precise, patted in Little Cai body's one ‚mark’ above. 准确来说,是拍在了小彩身上的一个‘印记’之上。 That is Profound Sage Tyrant Song's Sage Seal stamps. 那是霸宋玄圣的圣印盖章。 The Northern Great Emperor brow wrinkle is deeper, his really unable understood that the Fairy @#%x's action has what significance. 北方大帝眉头越皱越深,他实在无法理解＠＃％×仙子的行动有什么意义。 However...... at this time, Little Cai eye one bright. 然而......这时,小彩眼睛一亮。 She felt body ‚mark’ change. 她感觉到了身上‘印记’的变化。 immediately afterwards, she driven by intuition, used a ability talent, after having taken Ruism Gentleman's Golden Lotus lotus seed, each edible can obtain a ability talent. 紧接着,她在直觉的驱动下,使用了一个异能天赋,服用过儒家君子金莲莲子后,每个食用者都能获得一个异能天赋。 Little Cai obtained a lotus seed to add the spring water from the Song Shuhang hand, can extend the life hundred years. 小彩曾经从宋书航手中得到过一枚莲子加泉水,得以延命百年。 ability talent that she comprehended initially, is an ability that called Holy Body. But this ability what is the use, Little Cai cannot feel completely. 她当初领悟的异能天赋,是一种叫圣身的能力。但这种能力有什么用处,小彩完全感觉不出来。 She once attempted to stimulate to movement this Holy Body ability, but the body has not had any change. Only felt that this Holy Body ability is searching anything to all around, but has achieved nothing. 她曾尝试过催动这种圣身能力,但身体没有发生任何变化。只感觉这种圣身能力在向四周搜索着什么,但一无所获。 But now, her Holy Body searched the signal. 而现在,她的圣身搜索到了信号。 At this time, Little Cai started Holy Body relying on the intuition. 这个时候,小彩凭着直觉启动了圣身。 ...... ...... ...... ...... in the sky, Controlling Sabre, but good Song Shuhang shakes slightly, he felt that oneself consciousness as if split. This feeling, as if he used reconnaissance puppet to be the same initially. a portion consciousness splits, is attached to above substitute puppet. 天空中,御刀而行的宋书航微微一震,他感觉自己的意识似乎分裂了开来。这种感觉,就仿佛是当初他使用侦察替身傀儡一样。一部分的意识分裂出去,附在替身傀儡之上。 At this time, his main consciousness in own within the body, is still maintaining Controlling Sabre, but good posture. another part consciousness, unceasing crash, transmit to the Song Shuhang intense weightlessness feeling...... 此时,他的主意识还在自己体内,维持着御刀而行的姿势。另一部分意识,不断的坠落,传递给宋书航强烈的失重感...... After the moment, divides consciousness to restore soberly. 片刻后,分意识恢复清醒。 Song Shuhang felt own body changes somewhat strange. 宋书航感觉自己的身体变的有些古怪。 He seems to be maintaining the posture of squatting, two arms are placing on the head. 他似乎保持着蹲的姿势,两条手臂正放在脑袋上。 „Ha?” Song Shuhang is controlling minute/share of consciousness, looked up. “哈？”宋书航控制着分意识,抬起头来。 Then, he saw huge incomparable Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty, is protecting him all round. 接着,他看到了庞大无比的功德蛇美人,正将他团团保护。 „Wort?” In the Song Shuhang heart wells up a bad feeling. “沃特？”宋书航心中涌上一种不妙的预感。 the next moment, over a hundred rounds of artillery barrage fall on his body, suspicion life that he explodes. 下一刻,上百发炮火落在他身上,将他炸的怀疑人生。 Meanwhile, floats in in the sky's Song Shuhang main consciousness, clear saw below Little Cai by the picture that the wing raised the head. And Heavenly Tribulation battleship over a hundred rounds of shell bang to the Little Cai's picture. 与此同时,浮在虚空中的宋书航主意识,清晰的看到了下方小彩透过翅膀抬起头的画面。以及天劫战舰将上百发炮弹轰向小彩的画面。 „fuck.” Song Shuhang called out. “卧艹。”宋书航叫道。 He understands immediately, that some consciousness that he splits, arrived at Little Cai within the body. 他马上明白过来,他分裂出去的那部分意识,来到小彩体内了。 Before he still looked like his bot in tsukkomi Little Cai more and more. 之前他还在吐槽小彩越来越像他的小号。 Now Little Cai really turns into his bot. 现在小彩就真的变成了他的小号。 But he, then must replace Little Cai to withstand Heavenly Tribulation. 而他,接下来要代替小彩承受天劫。 Is Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty is doing the matter? 是功德蛇美人在搞事？ In the Song Shuhang heart subconscious wants to say. 宋书航心中下意识想道。 Moreover, his is status, the large size has the bot promotion? 另外,他这状态,算是大号带小号升级吗？