Fairy Lady Separated Snowsuspected that owneardid have problems?别雪仙姬怀疑自己的耳朵是不是出问题了?ThisSenior Eat Melonwas sayinga moment agowhatis coming, after all is hisbody? Is the body that hesaidthisby the cut intoblockEighth Stage Profound Sagebigwhale?
这位吃瓜前辈刚才在说啥来着,毕竟是他的身体?他说的身体是这被切成块的八品玄圣大鲸?WhileFairy Lady Separated Snowsuspected when ownear, Sage Monarch Eat Melon the liver of thatincomparable gigantictaking.
正当别雪仙姬怀疑自己耳朵之时,吃瓜圣君又将那巨大无比的肝给取了过来。Northern Great EmperorgivesFairy Lady Separated Snow'sto have the a portionwhalebody, a portioninternal organs.北方大帝交给别雪仙姬的有一部分鲸身,还有一部分内脏。„The this is myliver, the volumeimaginesmemustbe smaller. Mustknow that myphysical bodymayhave the islandsize, thisliveractuallyonly thenselectsin a big way. if not formyraceis special, Imustsuspect were one liver cirrhosis, therefore the volume of liverwithered.”Sage Monarch Eat Melonfacecalmly said, was sayingheis gesticulating the giantliver: „Fairy Separated Snow, how can myliverprocess? Slice?”
“这就是我的肝啊,体积比我想象的要小。要知道我的肉身可有小岛大小,这肝却只有这么点大。要不是我种族特殊,我都要怀疑自己是不是得了肝硬化,所以肝的体积才萎缩了。”吃瓜圣君一脸平静道,说着他又比划着巨大的肝:“别雪仙子,我的肝要怎么处理?切片吗?”Fairy Lady Separated Snowhave one's hair stand on end: „Really is thisyourbody?”别雪仙姬毛骨悚然:“这真是您的身体?”„Un, besidesme, underwas very difficultto discover the secondProfound Sagerank, to have the Divine Whalebloodlinebigwhaleon this dayagain.”Sage Monarch Eat Meloncalmly said.
“嗯,除了我之外,这天下很难再找出第二个玄圣级别、拥有神鲸血统的大鲸了。”吃瓜圣君淡定道。In the fuck!Fairy Lady Separated Snowhearthasten thousandhorsecheerfulgalloping.卧艹!别雪仙姬心中有万只马欢快的奔腾起来。
Can Iwhenpreparing food, ingredientactually for act as my assistant, Imaintain the tacitcoordinationwithhimat the same time? Online, is very anxious!
我在做菜时,食材却在一边替我打下手,我要怎么和他保持默契的配合?在线等,挺急的!„Senior, I'm herecooking your body, yourno response?”Fairy Lady Separated Snowcorner of the mouthtwitches, if not a Sage Monarch Eat Melonfacecalmappearance, shesuspected that Sage Monarch Eat Melonmustseize the chanceto get rid ofher.
“前辈,我在这里料理你的身体,你没反应吗?”别雪仙姬嘴角抽搐,如果不是吃瓜圣君一脸淡定的模样,她都怀疑吃瓜圣君是不是要趁机干掉她。„Un, relax, I have no ill intentions. Thisoldbody, isIcoordinatesSenior Northernarray, discardson own initiative. Mypresentstatusis quite strange, situated inverycalmstatus. ThereforeIwantwith, to trypersonallyafterwith own eyeslooks atownbodybyingredientscanbeanythingresponded. However...... so far, myinnermost feelingsdo not have the fluctuation.”Sage Monarch Eat Meloncalmly said.
“嗯,放心吧,我没有恶意。这具旧身体,也是我自己配合北方前辈的阵法,主动舍弃掉的。我现在的状态比较奇怪,处于很冷静的状态。所以我想亲自跟过来,试试当自己亲眼看着自己的身体被料理后会是什么反应。但是......就目前为止,我的内心毫无波动。”吃瓜圣君平静道。Fairy Lady Separated Snow: „......”别雪仙姬:“......”ThisSenior Eat Melon, must cook own body personally, but can also looks atthey are cooked into dishes, probablyeatownoldbodywith own eyes?
这位吃瓜前辈,要亲手料理自己的身体,还要亲眼看着它们被料理成菜,是不是还要吃掉自己的旧身躯?
Can Ichange an assistant? ThisSenior Eat Melonwas too fearful.
我可以换个助手吗?这位吃瓜前辈太可怕了。„Canslice?”At this time, Sage Monarch Eat Melongrabbedthatgiantliver, askedagain.
“要切片吗?”这时,吃瓜圣君抓着那巨大的肝,再次问道。Fairy Lady Separated Snowshaking the headfast.别雪仙姬飞快的摇头。„oh, does thatreturnhave anything that needs my help?”Sage Monarch Eat Melondeadpanasked.
“哦,那还有什么需要我帮忙的?”吃瓜圣君面无表情问道。Fairy Lady Separated Snowis pointing atthatpileby the cut intoblockwhalemeat: „Seniorpleasefirsttheircarefulputs in No. 1pot, conducts the firstessenceto boil there, in the pothadmeto adjustgoodrecipe materials...... thisisfirstprogram.”别雪仙姬指着那一堆被切成块的鲸肉:“前辈请先将它们小心的放入一号锅,在那里进行第一次精煮,锅里有我早就调好的配方材料......这是第一道程序。”„leave it to me ba.”Sage Monarch Eat Melonis saying, before arriving at No. 1pot .
“交给我吧。”吃瓜圣君说着,来到一号锅前。Then, hiscomplexionis tranquil, cut intoblockwhalemeatsmoothputs in No. 1pot.
然后,他面色平静,将切成块的鲸肉一块块平整的放入一号锅中。Thatpot is also universemagical item, looks not big, butso manywhalemeatfill incompletely, actuallyno problem.
那一号锅也是个乾坤法器,看上去不大,但这么多的鲸肉全部填入其中,却没问题。Later, standing of Sage Monarch Eat Melonfool foolbefore No. 1pot, Fairy Lady Separated Snow in looks atpothas matched the goodmedicinesoupto boil, whalemeatpackage.
之后,吃瓜圣君呆呆的站在一号锅前,看着锅中的别雪仙姬早就配好的药汤沸腾着,将鲸肉包裹。„In the pastBuddhismthatgreat expertsheared the meatto feed the eagle, was the mood same as me?”Sage Monarch Eat Melonsaidsuddenly.
“当年佛家那位大能割肉喂鹰,心情是不是和我一样?”吃瓜圣君突然道。Fairy Lady Separated Snow: „......”别雪仙姬:“......”„looks atinboiling in the pot, mymooddo not have the mighty wavesobviouslyas before. Really, status that the newbodybringsis not a little right. Thisfeeling seemed compulsorySage Mode, outside'sallas ifhad nothing to dowithmegenerally.”Sage Monarch Eat Melonsaidin a soft voice.
“明明看着自己在锅中沸腾,我的情绪却依旧毫无波澜。果然,新的身体带来的状态有点不对劲。这种感觉就仿佛是强制性的贤者模式,外界的一切仿佛和我无关了一般。”吃瓜圣君轻声道。„Perhaps, the senioryouneedhave a good rest, for examplesleeps, let yourself relax?”Fairy Lady Separated Snowproposed.
“或许,前辈你需要好好休息,比如睡一觉,让自己放松下来?”别雪仙姬提议道。„Perhapsyou're right, because ofthousand years later, foundwith great difficultypromoted the Ninth Stage'scontract, makingmeexcited, enteredthisSage Mode.”Sage Monarch Eat Melonsaid.
“你说的有道理,或许是因为时隔千年,好不容易找到了晋升九品的契约,让我兴奋过头,才进入到了这种贤者模式。”吃瓜圣君道。Was saying to be saying, suddenly, helowers the headto stare in the potwas being cooked the whalemeat.
说着说着,突然,他低头盯着锅中被炖着的鲸肉。Then, hedid not say a wordtranquil.
然后,他一言不发的平静了下来。Long time .
良久后。„so that's how it is, so that's how it is! Iunderstood!”Suddenly, Sage Monarch Eat Meloncorner of the mouthrises.
“原来如此,原来如此!我明白了!”突然,吃瓜圣君嘴角上扬。„OldIhave abandoned, fromoldbodyI, ambrand-newI.”
“旧的我已经抛弃,从旧身躯中出来的我,是全新的我。”„Therefore, Karmic Virtue is me, IamKarmic Virtue--but in the end, I'm not Karmic Virtue.”
“所以,功德即是我,我即是功德——但是最后,我不是功德。”„SinceI'm not Karmic Virtue, thereforeIamEat Melon, butI'm also not Eat Melon--final, I'm once again me, once more Eat Melon!”
“既然我不是功德,所以我是吃瓜,但我又不是吃瓜——最后,我还是我,还是吃瓜!”„sees mountains as mountains, sees mountains as not mountains, sees mountains as mountains once more.”
“看山是山,看山不是山,看山还是山。”Sage Monarch Eat Melonsayingfast.吃瓜圣君飞快的说道。Fairy Lady Separated Snowa confused face.别雪仙姬一脸懵逼。„ThanksFellow Daoist Separated Snow, Iunderstood.”Sage Monarch Eat Melonsaid.
“谢谢别雪道友,我明白了。”吃瓜圣君道。
After saying, hisbody'sLight of Karmic Virtuereleases, packageshiswhole personall round, lets the motionlight source that heturned intocanshine.
说完后,他身上的功德之光释放出来,将他整个人团团包裹,让他变成了会发光的移动光源。
The Sage Monarch Eat Melonstridegoesto the layman, leaves behindFairy Lady Separated Snowto continuea confused face.吃瓜圣君大步向外行去,留下别雪仙姬继续一脸懵逼。
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......Sage Monarch Eat Melonleaves the kitchen, arrived atNorthern Great Emperor, Song Shuhangas well asSage White'sside.吃瓜圣君离开厨房,来到了北方大帝、宋书航以及白圣的身边。„ThanksSenior Northern, to thankFellow Daoist Tyrant Song.”HetoNorthern Great EmperorandSong Shuhanggood a ritual.
“谢谢北方前辈、谢谢霸宋道友。”他对着北方大帝和宋书航行了一礼。Song Shuhangis puzzled.宋书航一脸疑惑。Northern Great Emperor: „What did youcomprehend?”Thisfellowwent inownoldbodycutcrazily, onenlightenment? Thisenlightenmentwayis quite strange.北方大帝:“你领悟到了什么?”这家伙进去将自己的旧身体狂切了一遍,就顿悟了吗?这种顿悟方式好诡异。„IamEat Melon, I'm also not Eat Melon. But finally, I'm once more Eat Melon.”Sage Monarch Eat Melonshows a faint smile.
“我是吃瓜,我又不是吃瓜。但到了最后,我还是吃瓜。”吃瓜圣君微微一笑。Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“......”Northern Great Emperorlooking pensive, because ofsimilarscene, Fairy @#%x seems to have also appeared.北方大帝若有所思,因为类似的场面,曾经的@#%×仙子似乎也出现过。Sage Monarch Eat Melontobehind Song Shuhang's bodygood a ritual: „Thanks the fairy maiden, gavemethisopportunity.”吃瓜圣君又对着宋书航身后行了一礼:“谢谢仙子,将这个机会让给了我。”Song Shuhangturns the head, discovered that Karmic Virtue Snake Beautydoes not knowwhenappears.宋书航一转头,发现功德蛇美人不知何时浮现。At this time, sheis crooked the head, is looking atSage Monarch Eat Melon.
此时,她正歪着脑袋,望着吃瓜圣君。In the Song Shuhanghearthas doubts, is preparingto inquire.宋书航心中疑惑,正准备询问。At this time, Sage Monarch Eat Melonexplainedon own initiative: „This poor Daoistafterabandoningphysical body, the new student/lifeKarmic Virtue Avatarbody, contacted a mysteriousnetwork. InthatKarmic Virtue Network, contains the innumerableinformation. Theseinformation contentincomparablehuge, attack the mind of this poor Daoist. Therefore, this poor Daoistinstinctenterstoabsolutecalmstatus, notbythathugeinformationassimilation. WhenIam no longer confused, determined after ownonce more Eat Melon, thisstatusrestoredslightly. Meanwhile, IobtainedmanyinformationfromthatKarmic Virtue Network.”
这时,吃瓜圣君却主动解释起来:“贫道在抛弃肉身后,新生的功德化身体,接触到了一个神奇的网络。在那功德网络中,蕴含着无数的信息。这些信息量无比的庞大,冲击贫道的心神。为此,贫道本能进入到一种绝对冷静的状态,才没被那庞大的信息同化。而当我不再迷茫,确定自己还是吃瓜之后,这种状态才稍稍恢复了一些。同时,我从那功德网络中得到了很多的情报。”Sage Monarch Eat Melonis also affectedbySage Modenow, butwas much bettercompared withbefore.吃瓜圣君现在还受到贤者模式影响,不过比起之前要好很多。„Beforeme, the fairy maidenfirst stephas contactedthisKarmic Virtue Network. InthisKarmic Virtue Network, containsPath of Eternal Life, moreoverisPath of Eternal Life of without owner. In other words, so long asIacceptKarmic Virtue Networkandinformation, practiceroutinely, Eternal Lifeis hopeful. The fairy maidenhas not chosenthisPath of Eternal Life, butIdecideto chooseto accept.”Sage Monarch Eat Meloncalmly said.
“在我之前,仙子已经先一步接触到这个功德网络。这功德网络中,蕴含着一条长生之路,而且是无主的长生之路。也就是说,我只要接受功德网络和其中的信息,按部就班的修炼,长生有望。仙子没有选择这条长生之路,而我决定选择接受。”吃瓜圣君平静道。„CongratulatesFellow Daoist Eat Melon.”Song Shuhangsaid that--eternalityrealm, thisis in worldnumerouspractitioner'sultimate objectives. After all, proving the Way as ImperishablebecomesHeavenly Way's, there can be only one.
“恭喜吃瓜道友。”宋书航道——长生不死境界,这是世间众多修炼者的终极目标。毕竟,证道不朽成为天道的,只能有一位。ThisworldhasmanyTribulation Immortal , because unabletreadsown way, althoughhaslongincomparablelife span, buteventuallyunableEternal Life. ButSage Monarch Eat Melonis without doubt lucky, hewhenEighth Stage Profound Sage Realm, was clear aboutMethod of Eternal Life of without owner, ifpassed on, does not know that manyTribulation Immortalwill envyto be jealous.
这世间有不少的劫仙,就是因为无法踏出自己的道,虽然拥有漫长无比的寿元,但终究无法长生。而吃瓜圣君无疑是幸运的,他在八品玄圣境界时,就明确得到了一条无主的长生之法,若传出去,不知多少劫仙会羡慕到眼红。Northern Great Emperor: „the lofty one wishes to know, thisKarmic Virtue Networkwhat exactly is it?”Why didn't Fairy @#%xacceptthisWay of Eternal Lifein the past?!北方大帝:“孤想知道,这功德网络到底是什么?”为什么@#%×仙子当年不接受这长生之道?!„Why the I don't know eitherfairy maidenhas not acceptedthisEternal Lifelegacy...... thisKarmic Virtue Network, How do you describe it ne. ItproliferatesAll Heavens and Myriad Realms, only thendiscardedphysical body, after the rebirthhas the body of Karmic Virtue, cancontactit. Similarhugeincomparablewireless network. So far, has contactedit, only thenfairy maiden, me too. Perhaps, itis the network that the «Adept With Both Worlds' Technique Karmic Virtue Art»'screatorbuilds.”Sage Monarch Eat Melonreplied.
“我也不知道仙子为何没有接受这长生传承......不过这功德网络,怎么形容好呢。它遍布诸天万界,只有舍弃了肉身,重生出功德之体后才能接触到它。类似一个庞大无比的无线网络。目前为止,接触过它的,只有仙子,还有我。或许,它就是《世间双全法功德术》的创造者建立的网络。”吃瓜圣君回道。Northern Great Emperoris frowning.北方大帝皱着眉头。AboutKarmic Virtue Network'smatter, pastFairy @#%xhasn't mention to anyone.
关于功德网络的事情,当年的@#%×仙子没有哪任何人提起过。„This poor Daoistthenmustclose upsometime, Senior Northern, Fellow Daoist Tyrant Song, Fellow Daoist Sage White, we will meet again.”Sage Monarch Eat Melonsaid.
“贫道接下来要闭关一些时间,北方前辈,霸宋道友,白圣道友,我们后会有期。”吃瓜圣君道。Northern Great Emperornods: „Thisisyourgood fortune, hopes that canseeyourformonPath of Eternal Lifethis solitary one.”北方大帝点了点头:“这是你的造化,希望孤能在长生之路上见到你的身影。”„Receives the Senior Northernauspicious words.”Sage Monarch Eat Melonreplied.
“承北方前辈吉言。”吃瓜圣君回道。Finally, Sage Monarch Eat Melonto'White', deepgood a ritual.
最后,吃瓜圣君又对着‘白’,深深的行了一礼。Thisritualis very grand.
这一礼很隆重。By the Eat Melonstatus, to'White'line of suchrituals, is very incompatible. Buthisthat's itearnestlinethisritual.
以吃瓜的身份,对着‘白’行这样的一礼,很不符。但他就是这样认真的行完这一礼。Thenwere not manysaid, the Sage Monarch Eat Melonfigureshot up to the sky, changes into a reductionDivine Whale, escapedto go.
然后也不多说,吃瓜圣君身形冲天而起,化为一只缩小的神鲸,远遁而去。Senior Whiteis puzzled.白前辈一脸疑惑。Hecannot think throughSage Monarch Eat Meloncompletelysuddenlytoheline of suchgrandritualreasons.
他也完全想不通吃瓜圣君突然对他行这么隆重一礼的原因。According to the status, the opposite partyisestablishedProfound Sage.
按身份,对方是老牌玄圣。Moreover, hisfrom head to tailalso did not helpSage Monarch Eat Melonwhatbusy?
而且,他从头到尾也没有帮上吃瓜圣君什么忙吧?„Senior White have youdirectedSage Monarch Eat Melonin secret?”Song Shuhangasked.
“白前辈你暗中指点过吃瓜圣君吗?”宋书航问道。Shaking the head that Senior Whitemakes an effort.白前辈用力的摇头。„Perhaps, hesawanythingfromthatKarmic Virtue Network.”Northern Great Emperorsaid.
“或许,他从那功德网络中看到了什么。”北方大帝道。„For example?”Song Shuhanginquired.
“比如?”宋书航询问道。Northern Great Emperorshrugs: „How is the lofty one to know?”北方大帝耸了耸肩:“孤怎么知道?”Song Shuhangjustwantsto askagain,at this timein the kitchenheard the Fairy Lady Separated Snow'scry: „Little Friend Shuhang, quickly come and be my assistant, I'm alone with many things to be done!”宋书航正想再问,这时厨房中传来别雪仙姬的叫声:“书航小友,过来忙我打下手,我一个人忙不过来!”„Comes!”Song Shuhangrunshastilyto the kitchen.
“就来!”宋书航连忙向厨房跑去。can't do anything about it, outsideNorthern Great EmperorandSenior WhiteareSirlevelcharacters, did odd jobsthismatternaturallyto dobyhim.没办法,外面的北方大帝和白前辈都是大爷级人物,打杂这种事情当然得由他来做了。
After running in the Fairy Lady Separated Snowthatincomparable gigantickitchen, Song ShuhanglookstoFairy Lady: „Senior Separated Snow, have anything that needs my help?”
跑进别雪仙姬那个巨大无比的厨房后,宋书航望向仙姬:“别雪前辈,有什么需要我帮忙的吗?”„try slicing this liver.”Fairy Lady Separated Snownotreplied.
“将这个肝给切片了试试。”别雪仙姬头也不回道。Song Shuhang: „yí? BeforeIheardSenior Eat Melon saying that must the liver slice, Fairy Ladyyourejected.”宋书航:“咦?之前我听到吃瓜前辈说要将肝切片的,仙姬你拒绝了啊。”Fairy Lady Separated Snowhas tears streaming down the face: „ThatSenior Eat Melonsaid that thisishisliver, whereIdareto makehimcut.”别雪仙姬泪流满面:“那位吃瓜前辈说这是他的肝,我哪敢让他切啊。”„make sense.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“有道理。”宋书航道。Thenheraised a specialcutting tool, aimed atthisliverto make an effortto slice.
然后他提起一柄特殊的刀具,对准这肝用力切去。Dāng!当!Sparks fly.
火花飞溅。This...... is the Eighth Stage'sliver!
这......是八品的肝啊!
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