#1174: not as good as hanged from the southeast branch
Willow Monsterextendsownbranch, herbranchis clevercompared with the hand of human, takes off the fruit on golden treefast, gives the master.柳妖将自己的树枝延伸开来,她的树枝比起人类的手还要灵巧,将黄金树上的果实飞快摘下,递给主人。Hermovement is like the assembly line, speedfast. gold red bayberry that the time of a blink, on the Karmic Virtuetreetieshad been pickedhalf. The fruitwas loadedto a wooden box, handsSenior White'sside.
她的动作就跟流水线一样,速度飞快。一眨眼的时间,功德树上结的黄金杨梅已经被摘了一半。果实被装入到一个木箱中,递到白前辈的身边。Asqualified‚picks uptreasureautomatically’pet monster, Qing Wubodybringsseveralcosmos bag, insidethinks ofvarious Ways. The bottle, box, vatandboxand so onwere usedto install the treasure the appliance more.
身为合格的‘自动拾宝’的妖宠,轻舞身上带着数个乾坤袋,里面装着各种道具。瓶、箱、缸、盒之类用来装宝贝的器具就更多了。Picks up the treasure, sheis specialized.
拾宝,她已经是专业的。Senior Whiteselected a red bayberryfrom the wooden box, squeezes in the mouth, then since hiseyenarrows the eyes.白前辈从木箱中挑了个杨梅,塞入嘴里,然后他的眼睛眯起。
The flavoris very positive.
味道很正。
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......Nine Provinces (1) Group九洲一号群Song Shuhang: „Thisfruitreallycaneatunexpectedly!”宋书航:“这果实竟然真的能吃啊!”„Perhapsjust likeLittle Friend Shuhang'sKarmic Virtue Snake Beauty, Senior WhitethisKarmic Virtuetree is also the variationvariety.”Loose Practitioner North Riversaid.
“恐怕和书航小友的功德蛇美人一样,白前辈这功德树也是变异品种。”北河散人道。Fairy Lychee: „IrememberSong Shuhang'sLotuses Blossoming from the Tongueabilitysuddenly, energylotus flower that caneat. Song Shuhang, yougave the belt/bringto be crookedSenior White.”荔枝仙子:“我突然想起宋书航的舌绽莲花异能,能吃的能量莲花。宋书航,你将白前辈给带歪了。”
Can thispotflingmyhead? Thousand li (500 km)flyingpot?
这锅都能甩到我头上来?千里飞锅吗?Song Shuhangdoes not know whether to laugh or cry, said: „Can't thiscomplain aboutme? Moreover......, sincethisgold red bayberryreallycaneat, All Heavens and Myriad Realms'practitionerscouldsee a veryinterestingpicture.”宋书航哭笑不得,道:“这不能怨我吧?另外......既然这黄金杨梅真的能吃,诸天万界的修炼者们说不定能看到一个很有趣的画面。”True Monarch White Crane: „Whatpicture?”白鹤真君:“什么画面?”Song Shuhang: „tú tú tú tú túpicturesuddenly.”宋书航:“突突突突突突的画面。”True Monarch White Crane: „speak human language, bastard. TodayIthought that youare very uncomfortable, I the jealousfireinflamingburnsnow, do youknow?”白鹤真君:“讲人话啊,混蛋。今天我看你很不爽,我现在嫉火在熊熊燃烧,你知不知?”Song Shuhang: „......, Youlooked that knew.”宋书航:“......,你看下来就知道了。”„Ialwaysthink that youare showing offtome? Tyrant Song, ourWenzhouseestonight, Imustmakeyoutastefierce of myWhite Cranegodleg!”True Monarch White Craneangrily said.
“我总觉的,你在向我炫耀?霸宋,今晚我们闻洲见,我要让你尝尝我白鹤神腿的厉害!”白鹤真君怒道。„yí? Didn't the previouswave of White Cranegodclaw, howturn into the White Cranegodleg?”Mad Sabre Four Wavessaid curiously.
“咦?上一波不还是白鹤神爪吗,怎么又变成白鹤神腿了?”狂刀四浪好奇道。„Iam the crane, is the crane! Is the birds, mylegis the claw, do youhave the opinion?”True Monarch White Craneangrily said.
“我是鹤,是鹤!是鸟类,我的腿就是爪子,你有意见吗?”白鹤真君怒道。Mad Sabre Four Waves: „I'm sorry, I don't have any objection. ActuallyIwantto ask, the White Cranegodclaw and White Cranegodlegareoneset of unique skillare coming.” Does Three WavesfeelTrue Monarch White Cranetodayalwaysin the angryresentmenthe? Today did heoffendTrue Monarch White Crane?狂刀四浪:“对不起,我没意见了。其实我本来只是想问问,白鹤神爪和白鹤神腿是不是一套的绝技来着。”三浪感觉白鹤真君今天总是在怒怼他?今天他得罪白鹤真君了?Song Shuhang: „Came.”宋书航:“来了。”True Monarch White Crane: „What?”白鹤真君:“啥?”At this time, inlive video, whenSenior Whitedid not knowtoward the mouthstoppersevenandeightRed bayberries. Hisspeedwas too fast, the audiencehave not seen clearlyhismovement.
这时,直播画面中,白前辈不知何时往嘴里塞了七、八颗杨梅。他的速度太快了,观众们都没看清楚他的动作。Onlycansee that the lensdodge, Senior White'stwocheekdrumdrums.
只能看到镜头一闪,白前辈的两个腮帮鼓鼓的。the next moment.下一刻。„tú tú tú tú tú.”fruit seedwas put outbySenior Whitelike the bullet, entiretribeinnearbyanotherbox.
“突突突突突。”果核就像子弹一样被白前辈吐出,全部落在边上另一个箱子里。Thisbox is also Willow Tree MonsterQing Wupreparesfrom the beginning.
这个箱子也是柳树妖轻舞一开始准备好的。fruit seed of Karmic VirtueRed bayberry, is shining, is condensedbyStrength of Karmic Virtuecompletely. It looks like inTree MonsterQing Wu, thisshouldalsobe a treasure, cannotmake the masterwasteat will. Firstcollecting, is couldhave the wondrous use?功德杨梅的果核,也是金灿灿的,全部由功德之力凝聚而成。在树妖轻舞看来,这应该也是个宝贝,不能让主人随意浪费掉。先收藏着,或许能有妙用?Afterward, the lensareall.
随后,镜头又是一切。Senior White'stwocheekroused.白前辈的两个腮帮又鼓了起来。„tú tú tú tú tú~~”fruit seedagainaccuratefallinganotherbox.
“突突突突突~~”果核再一次准确的落入另一个箱子。RegardingAll Heavens and Myriad Realms'practitioner, thisis the officialsends the benefits.
对于诸天万界的修炼者来说,这就是官方发福利。Sage Whitesuch moe, goodto wantcalmlyto sitlike this, looks atheeats the Red bayberry, ateuntil the end of time.白圣这么萌,好想就这样静静坐着,看着他吃杨梅,吃到天荒地老。Butis very regrettable, Senior Whitedo not continueto send the benefits the meaning.
但很遗憾,白前辈没有要继续发福利的意思。
After eatingtwowaves, heputs out a handto wieldsuddenly, receivedseveralbox of Red bayberries.
吃了两波后,他突然伸手一挥,将好几箱的杨梅都收了起来。„Really, after fruitorfoodeats, nowfirsteats meal.”Senior Whitesaidin a soft voice.
“果然,水果还是饭后吃,现在先去吃饭。”白前辈轻声道。Tree MonsterQing Wualsostoppedmovement that picks the fruit.
身后,树妖轻舞也停止了摘果实的动作。
The Red bayberryquantity on Karmic Virtuetree, not onlyhas not reduced, the trend of insteadcontinuallyincreasing.功德树上的杨梅数量,非但没有减少,反而还有不断增多的趋势。This is becauseSenior White, when‚tú tú tú~’, All Heavens and Myriad Realmsiswave of terrifyingLight of Karmic Virtuecondensesarrives.
这是因为白前辈在‘突突突~’的时候,诸天万界又是一波恐怖的功德之光凝聚降临。Thiswave of Light of Karmic Virtue, not onlyelongatedfourandfivemetersTree of Karmic Virtue, reaches20metersaltitude, madeon the Karmic Virtuetreebe covered withmorefruits.
这一波功德之光,不仅将功德之树拉长了四、五米,达到二十米的高度,更让功德树上长满了更多的果实。Qing Wuhas pickedseveralbox of Red bayberries, butpicksrapidness that has not grown.轻舞已经摘了好几箱杨梅,但摘的还没生长的快。„Finished, Imustleave!”Senior Whitecalled outtoHeavenly Tribulation World.
“结束啦,我要离开了!”白前辈冲着天劫世界叫道。However, Light of Karmic Virtue of top of the headalsolanding of going all out, Light of Karmic Virtuestill not ended.
然而,头顶的功德之光还在拼命的降落,功德之光还没有结束。„So manyLight of Karmic Virtueare useless, does not want, Ifirstleft.”Senior Whitecontinuesto say.
“这么多功德之光没用啊,不要了,我先离开了。”白前辈继续道。Respondedhis, wasmanyandmore violentLight of Karmic Virtue. It is estimated thatisAll Heavens and Myriad Realms'practitionerswaits eagerly, is brushingStrength of Karmic Virtuetohim?
回应他的,是更多、更猛烈的功德之光。估计是诸天万界的修炼者们憋足了劲,在给他刷功德之力?HisbehindKarmic Virtuetreeis getting bigger and bigger, abovegold red bayberryare also getting more and more, this way, thisKarmic Virtuetreestrategic placehundredmetersare sprintinghighly.
他身后的功德树越来越大,其上的黄金杨梅也越来越多,再这样下去,这功德树要冲着百米高度冲刺了。Senior White: „......”白前辈:“......”
After the moment .
片刻后。Senior Whitelightlyclapssuddenly: „Right, can trying the precession of equinoxesgiveothers.”白前辈突然轻轻一拍手:“对了,试试能不能分点给别人。”Then, Senior Whiteopenedthatcrystal box, revealed a left arm.
说罢,白前辈将那个水晶盒子打开,露出了一只左臂。Thisleft arm, All Heavens and Myriad Realms'practitionerslooks familiar--because ofthisthing, bringsindividualsynopsis.
这条左臂,诸天万界的修炼者们都眼熟——因为这玩意,自带个人简介。So long asstares atitto look ata while, in the practitionersheartcanautomaticallyproductioncomprehend and understand. Thisis the Thousand Years' First Sage Tyrant SongProfound Sage'sarm. Does not know why will appearin the Sage White'shand?
只要盯着它看一会儿,修炼者们心中就能自然而然的产生明悟。此乃千年第一圣霸宋玄圣的胳膊。就是不知道为何会出现在白圣的手中?Venerable Whiteputs out a hand, throwstoward the Karmic Virtuetreeon the Song Shuhang'sleft arm. The pitifulleft armwas hungon the branchlike this. HugeStrength of Karmic Virtuefalls,...... hasa portionto fallon the Song Shuhang'sleft arm, andintegrates.白尊者伸手,将宋书航的左臂往功德树上一抛。可怜的左臂就这样被挂在树枝上。庞大的功德之力落下,其中......有一部分落在宋书航的左臂上,并融入其中。With the Senior Whitetentative plan, so long ashispersonallywants, fromStrength of Karmic Virtue of in the airlanding, canenter the Song Shuhang'sarm, becomesSong ShuhangKarmic Virtue'sa portion.
和白前辈设想的一样,只要他本人愿意,从空中降落的功德之力,就能进入宋书航的胳膊,成为宋书航功德的一部分。Senior Whiteexperiments the successful, satisfactorynod.白前辈实验成功,满意的点头。
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......Nine Provinces (1) Group九洲一号群Loose Practitioner North River: „a life of unhappiness, not as good as hanged from the southeast branch.”北河散人:“人生在世不如意,不如自挂东南枝。”Mad Sabre Four Waves: „Startled! The Thousand Years' First Sage Tyrant SongProfound Sage'sleft hand, whywill be hungin the branch!”狂刀四浪:“惊!千年第一圣霸宋玄圣的左手,为何会被挂于树枝!”„The Fellow Daoist Three Wavesskillis not good, look at my.”Island Lord Tián Tiān (Heaven)said: „Shock, on the goldengreattree, is hanging a left hand of Profound Sagerankunexpectedly! Was thisleft hand, whyhungon the branch? Who is itsmaster? Alsoisbecausewhatreasonwas hungon the big tree? Pleaselisten to«Nine Provinces (1)explorationchannel»5 : 00 pm, solves the startleddaysecretforyou!”
“三浪道友功力不行啊,看我的。”田天岛主道:“震惊,金色巨树上,竟然挂着一只玄圣级别的左手!这只左手,到底是为何被挂于树枝上?它的主人又是谁?又是因为什么原因被挂于大树上?请听《九洲一号探索频道》今晚五点,为您解开惊天秘密!”Island Vice-Lord Tián Tián (Sweet): „Shock, the Number One Sage Under the HeavenTyrant Song'sleft hand, does surprisingly ruthlessly hanged on the giant tree, whosotreat the murderer of Profound Sage Tyrant Songleft handcruellyis? Pleaselisten to«Nine Provinces (1)spyingchannel»6 : 00 pm, analyzesCase of the Left Hand on the Branchforyou.”田甜副岛主:“震惊,天下第一圣霸宋的左手,竟然被无情挂于巨树上,如此残忍对待霸宋玄圣左手的凶手到底是谁?请听《九洲一号侦探频道》今晚六点,为您分析‘树枝上的左手’案件。”East Calming Snow: A song that „I'll give you a background music, justfound, oldwas interesting. The lyricsare【Who let the dogs out~~woof, woof, woof, woof~~Who let the dogs out~~woof, woof, woof, woof】, Oldwas appropriate.”东方静雪:“我给你们配个背景音乐,刚找到的一首歌,老有趣了。歌词是【胡来的左手~~呼、呼呼呼~~胡来的左手~~呼、呼呼呼】,老贴切了。”Song Shuhang: „......”宋书航:“......”Happiness that good, seniorsyouplaygood.
好吧,前辈们你们玩的开心就好。felt so horrible.心好塞。Some day, if he blendingManagerNine Provinces (1) Group's, mustmaketheseThree Waves Sicknesscritically ill patientstaste the small black room'staste.
有朝一日,他若是混成了九洲一号群的管理员,一定要让这几位三浪病重症患者尝尝小黑屋的滋味。wait...... mentionedThree Waves Sickness, his ownstatus was not quite right.等下......说起三浪病,他自己的状态也不太对。
The heartis quite tired, in the Nine Provinces (1) Group'ssenioreyes, hecanalsobe the critically ill patient?
心好累,在九洲一号群的前辈眼中,他会不会也是个重症患者?but having said that, Song Shuhangfelt that ownleft handfeels hotfaintly. Thatwas the left handaccumulatedmassiveLight of Karmic Virtue'sreasons.不过话说回来,宋书航感觉自己的左手隐隐发烫。那是左手积累了大量功德之光的原因。
After ownleft handreturn, some should Strength of Karmic Virtuebe ableto integrateinKarmic Virtue Snake Beauty?
等自己的左手回归后,这部分功德之力应该可以融入功德蛇美人中吧?
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......InHeavenly Tribulation World.天劫世界中。Senior Whiteraise headis looking atbehind bigger and bigger Karmic Virtuetree, the meaning that the rain of in the sky'sKarmic Virtuehas not stopped.白前辈抬头望着自己身后越来越大的功德树,天空中的功德之雨还是没有停止的意思。„Right, I almost forgot him.”Senior Whitethought of a mattersuddenly.
“对了,我差点将他给忘记了。”白前辈突然又想到了一件事。Saying, himwas taking out a bigbox, of coffinappearance.
说着,他又取出了一个大箱子,棺材模样的那种。
The bigboxwas opened, revealedinsidelooking deathly palecultivator.
大箱子被打开,露出了里面一个脸色惨白的修士。Thousand Years' Third Sage--Profound Sage Always Far!千年第三圣——常远子玄圣!One of DaoismThree Terrified.道门三怂之一。At this moment, All Heavens and Myriad Realms'practitionersboils.
这一刻,诸天万界的修炼者们都沸腾起来。„WhyProfound Sage Always FaralsoinHeavenly Tribulation World?”
“为什么常远子玄圣还在天劫世界?”„Withhistranscending tribulation'sProfound Sage Tyrant Song, has returned topresent worldtogether!”
“和他一起渡劫的霸宋玄圣,都已经回归现世了啊!”„Heard that Profound Sage Faraway PlacealsohadProfound Sage Seven Lives' Talismanalsoto come back. Why hasn't Profound Sage Always Farcome back? Moreoverhisstatus is a little not as if right.”
“听说天涯子玄圣还有七生符玄圣也都回来了。常远子玄圣为什么没回来?而且他的状态似乎有点不对劲。”„Looks deathly pale, as ifgets suckedinHeart Demon!”
“脸色惨白的,似乎深陷于心魔之中!”ButsomeestablishedProfound Sage, in the heartunderstand the reason.
而一些老牌的玄圣,心中明白原因。Always FarnotProfound Sage Sermondisregard as a matter of any importance, in the Profound Sage Sermon'stime, actuallyusethisopportunityto the Fairy Lady Separated Snowconfession.常远子不将玄圣讲法当一回事,在玄圣讲法的时候,却利用这个机会向别雪仙姬告白。IfAlways FarhashugeStrength of Karmic Virtue, for examplelikeinitialProfound Sage Tyrant Song . ButAlways FarnotmanyStrength of Karmic Virtue, after confessionseeking death, noStrength of Karmic Virtueoncounter-balanceHeart Demon Tribulation.
若常远子本身就拥有庞大的功德之力,比如像当初的霸宋玄圣那样,也就罢了。但常远子本身并没有多少功德之力,告白作死后,没有功德之力就抵消不了心魔劫。Evidently, afterManifest Presence In Front Of Humanof that day, Always Farhas been in Heart Demonstatus, unableextricates oneself.
看样子,从那天人前显圣之后,常远子一直处于心魔状态中,无法自拔。„Separated Snow~~Separated Snow~~do not abandonme.”Always Farmuttered. voiceis very low, besidesat his sideVenerable White, no onecanlisten.
“别雪~~别雪~~不要抛弃我。”常远子喃喃道。声音很低,除了在他身边的白尊者外,没人能听的到。Senior Whiteis pinching the chin.白前辈捏着下巴。
Is thisfellow, Fairy Lady Separated Snow'ssuitor?
这家伙,是别雪仙姬的恋慕者?„ThatlooksinFellow Daoist Separated Snowsake , helping yourone.”Venerable Whiteis saying, puts out a handto throw, threwonAlways Far the tree, hungonewith the Song Shuhang'sleft arm.
“那看在别雪道友的份上,帮你一把吧。”白尊者说着,伸手一扔,将常远子也扔到了树上,和宋书航的左臂挂到了一起。in the sky, hugeStrength of Karmic Virtuelets fall, somefallin the Song Shuhangleft hand, there isa portionto fall intoAlways Farwithin the body.虚空中,庞大的功德之力垂落,有的落于宋书航左手,也有一部分落入常远子体内。Always Farcurrently alreadygets sucked into Heart Demon Tribulation, hopestheseLight of Karmic Virtue, cangivehim the help.常远子现在已经深陷心魔劫中,希望这些功德之光,能给他一些帮助吧。„all composed things, as if dreams and visions in a bubble, as a drop of dew, a flash of lightning, that is how to observe them.”
“一切有为法,如梦幻泡影,如露亦如电,应作如是观。”„False, allare false. Alleverything is empty.”
“假的,一切都是假的。一切都是虚的。”„Voidvoid, voidvoid, everythingisvoid.”
“虚空的虚空,虚空的虚空,凡事都是虚空。”In the Always Farmouth, startsto readbroken.常远子口中,开始碎碎念着。Senior Whitelooked athisoneeyes.白前辈望了他一眼。Thisfellow, readwhatlineswas?
这家伙,念的都是什么台词啊?Perhapswas incurable.
恐怕没救了。Even ifcancrossfromthisHeart Demon Tribulation, perhapsthreeviewswill still be remoulded.
就算能从这次心魔劫中渡过,恐怕三观也会被重塑。Thistime, Always Far'svoiceis quite big, All Heavens and Myriad Realms'practitionerscanhearhisvoice.
这次,常远子的声音比较大,诸天万界的修炼者们都能听到他的声音。„Showlove, dyingquick!”
“秀恩爱,死的快啊!”
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......beside Song Shuhang宋书航身边Northern Great Emperorfrom head to taillooked at the Venerable White'ssermonprocess.北方大帝从头到尾看完了白尊者的讲法过程。„ThisSage White'sluck, too weird?” The Great Emperormuttered.
“这位白圣的气运,太古怪了吧?”大帝喃喃自语。
It is not normal!
太不正常了!
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