Venerable White this doppelgänger, is really Song Shuhang long-awaited minute/share of movement technique. Not can only write the draft for the master, but can also chat for master chat group, can keep off the disaster for the master...... only then you cannot think that almost does not have the matter that such doppelgänger cannot accomplish. 白尊者这种分身,实在是宋书航梦寐以求的分身法。不仅能替主人写稿子,还能替主人水群聊天,又能替主人去挡灾......只有你想不到的,几乎就没有这样的分身办不到的事情。 If can learn Senior White's this doppelgänger technique, thinks to feel that the beautiful drop is ruthless. 要是能学会白前辈的这种分身术,想想就感觉美滴狠。 Therefore, Song Shuhang could not bear write a small paper to inquire: 【Senior White, your doppelgänger technique, to divulge to an outsider not?】 于是,宋书航忍不住写了张小纸条询问:【白前辈,您的这种分身术,外传不？】 【Do you want to study?】 Venerable White replied. 【你想学？】白尊者回复道。 Song Shuhang goes all out to nod, just wants to return to ‚Want, want, want!’-- such doppelgänger technique, who doesn't want? However at this time, Venerable White actually replied a sentence: 【Very regrettable, this was my Heaven bestows on the ability...... unable to teach you.】 宋书航拼命点头,正想回个‘想想想！’——这样的分身术,谁不想要啊？然而这时,白尊者却又回复了一句:【很遗憾,这是我的天赋能力......教不了你。】 Song Shuhang raised his head and looking towards the Heaven. 宋书航抬头望天。 In cultivation world, talent ability thing most BUG, was most persistently unreasonable. 在修真界,天赋能力这种东西最BUG、最蛮不讲理了。 【But, later if have some time, I try to study similar doppelgänger technique to come out, the function simplifies points, should be no problem. Wants?】 Venerable White also said. 【不过,以后有空的话,我试试能不能研究个类似的分身术出来,功能简化一点,应该没问题。要不要？】白尊者又道。 【Want, want, want!】 Song Shuhang hastily replied. 【要要要！】宋书航连忙回道。 Venerable White: 【, I try research to play. Right, has to eat?】 白尊者:【嗯,有空我试着研究个玩玩。对了,有吃的吗？】 Song Shuhang looked at own Core World and space magical item, the discovery already the thing that cannot eat. 宋书航看了看自己的核心世界、空间法器,发现已经没有能吃的东西。 【Senior White wait/etc, after I have it here ceremony great array finished, I'll go get you something delicious.】 Song Shuhang said that-- mentioned eats, he remembered Sage Monarch Eat Melon immediately. But he immediately this idea ejecting mind, he is not Northern Great Emperor, does not want to be divided into the thought that several pots cook Sage Monarch Eat Melon. 【白前辈等等,我这边有个仪式大阵结束后,我就去给你找点好吃的。】宋书航道——说起吃的,他马上就想起了吃瓜圣君。但他又马上将这个想法给抛出脑海,他又不是北方大帝,可没有想将吃瓜圣君分成好几锅炖掉的念头。 【Good, after that wait for me Manifest Presence In Front Of Human, comes out to eat again. Main body transcends tribulation is the final stage, I first write the Profound Sage Sermon's draft. What thing right...... you had to listen? When by that time my sermon first considers in the group fellow daoist, spoke everyone the thing that wanted to listen.】 Venerable White replied. 【好,那等我人前显圣后,出来再吃。本体渡劫已经是最后阶段,我先将玄圣讲法的稿子写好。对了......你们有什么东西想听的吗？到时候我讲法时优先照顾群里道友,讲点大家想要听的东西。】白尊者回道。 【My a little thing wants to understand, but does not use Profound Sage Sermon. I want to try study study Senior White's disposable flying sword, so long as can achieve to let the degree that the flying sword launches on the line.】 Song Shuhang replied. 【我有点东西想要了解,不过不用玄圣讲法。我想试着学学白前辈的一次性飞剑,只要能做到让飞剑发射出去的程度就行。】宋书航回道。 Venerable White: 【disposable flying sword including the array study, the rune study and weapon reinforcement study, I'll give you a special lesson. You ask that in the group other fellow daoist, what do have to listen?】 白尊者:【一次性飞剑包括阵法学、符文学、武器强化学,有空我给你专门补课。你问问群里其他道友,有什么想听的？】 【I ask.】 Song Shuhang replied. 【我去问问。】宋书航回道。 Then, he opens Nine Provinces (1) Group. 然后,他又重新打开九洲一号群。 When opens, actually in the discovery group lived it up at this time. 一打开时,却发现群里此时热闹极了。 He brushes the news, the discovery is the topic that True Monarch Yellow Mountain presents to have. 他刷了刷消息,发现是黄山真君出现带起的话题。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain changed the group name card finally, no longer is 'Yellow Mountain's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire'. 黄山真君终于将群名片改了回来,不再是‘黄山心好累好想退休’。 „@All members, on 23rd of this month, Autumnal equinox, was an auspicious day. I decided on that day, Doudou marrying. Everyone if have some time, on that day in Yellow Mountain gather. Okay lively lively, falls marrying of Doudou scenery.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “＠全体成员,本月23日,秋分,是个好日子。我决定在那一天,将豆豆给嫁出去。大伙儿有空的话,在那天在黄山集合。好好热闹热闹,将豆豆风光的嫁掉。”黄山真君道。 Loose Practitioner North River: „Autumnal equinox...... I look to choose an auspicious day. Becoming, no problem, I can certainly find time.” 北河散人:“秋分......我看看日子。成,没问题,我一定能抽空出来。” Fairy Lychee: „@True Monarch Yellow Mountain, wasn't the senior , avoid marriage on the 23 rd?” 荔枝仙子:“＠黄山真君,前辈,23日那天,不是忌嫁娶吗？” True Monarch Yellow Mountain calmly said: „Because Doudou's wedding is quite special, it marries as bride, therefore something must instead. Relax, I ask the person of high skill to calculate, on that day suited Doudou marry (a man) absolutely.” 黄山真君淡定道:“因为豆豆的婚礼比较特殊,它是以新娘的身份嫁出去的,所以有些事情要反着来。放心,我找高人算过,那一天绝对适合豆豆嫁人。” Fairy Lychee: „Receives, Senior Yellow Mountain you said, I felt relieved, I will certainly participate.” 荔枝仙子:“收到,黄山前辈你这么说,那我就放心啦,我一定会参加的。” Mad Sabre Four Waves: „This matter, Doudou did know? I remember that other day Song Shuhang had mentioned, the Doudou's bridegroom is not a younger sister, but is a dog master?” 狂刀四浪:“这事,豆豆自己知道了吗？我记得上回宋书航提起过,豆豆的新郎不是妹子,而是一位犬爷？” ‚Heaven Concealing Hook’ Zhou Li: „wā hā hā hā, this matter I and Fellow Daoist Exterminating Phoenix cooperate, concealed the truth excellent. We cut off the Doudou's network as far as possible, and exhausts the means to mislead it, lets the person who it produced himself to marry is actually one ‚dog younger sister’ misconception.” ‘藏天钩’周离:“哇哈哈哈,这事我和灭凤道友合作,瞒的极好。我们尽量掐断豆豆的网络,并且用尽办法误导它,让它产生了自己嫁的人其实是一位‘犬妹子’的错觉。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Meow Ha Ha, I anticipate that now Doudou was raised red bridal veil, when sees a dog master bridegroom, can be what expression.” 灭凤公子:“喵哈哈,我现在就期待豆豆被掀起红头盖,看到一位犬爷新郎时,会是什么表情。” East Calming Snow: „wait, @True Monarch Yellow Mountain, Senior Yellow Mountain, you really so will not be bad, marries the dog master Doudou? Doudou moe, the style is not right. Moreover...... Fairy Lychee, don't you oppose this matter?” 东方静雪:“等下,＠黄山真君,黄山前辈,您不会真的这么坏,将豆豆嫁给犬爷吧？豆豆那么萌,画风都不对啊。而且......荔枝仙子,你不反对这件事吗？” Fairy East Calming Snow likes moe moe's Doudou-- she especially liking the Doudou's literary talent very much, that song « Song of Big Idiot Yellow Mountain » is the music that she most loves. Therefore, she is in the crowd the one and only fellow daoist that stands is the Doudou speech. 东方静雪仙子很喜欢萌萌的豆豆——她特别喜欢豆豆的文才,那曲《黄山大傻之歌》是她最爱的音乐。所以,她是群里唯一一个站出来为豆豆说话的道友。 Fairy Lychee: „I choose to believe Senior Yellow Mountain.” 荔枝仙子:“我选择相信黄山前辈。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” In his present has an explosive recent news, must marry the Doudou's dog master Fairy Floating Life's big brother, as if with True Monarch Yellow Mountain in secret arrangement, pit Fairy Floating Life. Song Shuhang suspected that by that time marries Doudou's, might replace Fairy Floating Life, the object who Doudou must marry turned into the younger sister. 他现在手里有一个爆炸性的新消息,原本要娶豆豆的犬爷浮生仙子的大兄,似乎和黄山真君暗中约好了,坑了浮生仙子一把。宋书航怀疑到时候娶豆豆的,很可能会替换成浮生仙子,豆豆要嫁的对象就变成了妹子。 However, this matter will have reverse possibility-- because of Fairy Floating Life, deeply is loving her fox monster disciple 但是,这件事情还会有反转的可能性——因为浮生仙子,有一只深爱着她的狐妖弟子 …… …… Therefore, can Doudou's wedding, actually be routine? Anti- routine? Also or has a more confusing reverse, even Song Shuhang did not say certainly. 所以,豆豆的婚礼,究竟会是套路呢？还是反套路？又或者有更扑朔迷离的反转,连宋书航也说不准。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „About the Doudou's bridegroom, waited for the wedding to know to everyone. Everyone by that time lively Doudou marrying well. Informs one again, on 23rd of this month, Doudou wedding. Asked everyone to keep each other informed . Moreover the date on invitation card, will demonstrate. I first arrange the actual issue of wedding, was first busy.” 黄山真君:“关于豆豆的新郎,等婚礼到了大家就知道了。大家到时候热热闹闹的将豆豆给嫁出去就好。再通知一声,本月23日,豆豆婚礼。请大家互相通知,另外请帖上的日期,也会显示出来。我先去筹备婚礼的具体事项,先忙去了。” After True Monarch said that on offline. 真君说完后,就下线了。 But the topic in Nine Provinces (1) Group, starts to be primarily the Doudou wedding. 而九洲一号群中的话题,开始以豆豆婚礼为主。 Everyone starts to discuss that by that time gives what gift is quite good, wedding time must pass together, how the favor delivers and so on. 大家开始商量到时候送什么礼物比较好,婚礼的时候要不要一起过去,人情怎么送之类的。 Song Shuhang always felt oneself entered a false cultivation group. 宋书航总感觉自己进了一个假的修真群。 After sighing, Song Shuhang reported a news in the group. 叹了口气后,宋书航在群里发了条消息。 Song 'This Time Really Awesome' Shuhang: „Fellow seniors, Senior White said a moment ago his about the same must finish Heavenly Tribulation, prepared Profound Sage Sermon. Does everyone has the thing that must listen , can he happen to prepare?” 宋*这次真牛逼了*书航:“各位前辈,白前辈刚才说他差不多要结束天劫,准备玄圣讲法了。大家有没有要听的东西,他正好可以准备一下？” Loose Practitioner North River: „Senior White must cross Heavenly Tribulation finally, to be honest, I am Heavenly Tribulation feel to love dearly. On the other hand, Little Friend Shuhang you are any broken name, before had not paid attention.” 北河散人:“白前辈终于要渡完天劫了,说实话,我都为天劫感到心疼。话说回来,书航小友你这是什么破名字,之前没注意。” „I do not know is good recently with what Dao name, Tyrant Song this Dao name, some people will call 'Tyrant Tyrant Song', making me feel that oneself were baseless old.” Song Shuhang sighed. “我最近都不知道用什么道号才好,霸宋这个道号,有人会叫成‘霸霸宋’,让我感觉自己凭空老了很多。”宋书航叹了口气。 „Changes Tyrant Sabre Song ONE ba, this Dao name we were ripest. If it's not enough, Seven Dao Names continues to turn is using.” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix said. “改回霸刀宋壹吧,这个道号我们最熟了。真不行的话,七个道号继续轮着用呗。”灭凤公子道。 Song Shuhang: „Seven Dao Names had to see somebody off. Vajra Sabre Virtuous Noble that gave my disciple Little Cai, her very suitable this Dao name. Therefore no longer seven days took turns.” 宋书航:“七个道号有个送人了。金刚君子刀那个,送给了我弟子小彩,她很适合这个道号。所以不再七天轮换了。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „You delivered Vajra Sabre Virtuous Noble to go out, weren't many 'Tyrant Song' Sage Title to come back? Happen to collected seven , to continue to take turns.” 灭凤公子:“你送了个金刚君子刀出去,不是还多了个‘霸宋’的圣号回来吗？正好又凑齐了七个,继续轮换吧。” Song Shuhang: „......” fuck, I have not noticed this point. 宋书航:“......”卧艹,我自己都没注意这一点。 wait, the topic was also crooked. 等下,话题又歪了啊。 What I asked was everyone must listen to the Senior White sermon lecture of anything content! 我问的是大家要听白前辈讲法讲什么内容啊！ Fairy Lychee: „Actually, I compare to listen to Venerable White to speak the maintenance problem of long hair. You noticed, Senior White's long hair maintenance special was good, sometimes his long hair with the wind, beautiful like the picture, making me wish one could to pat the preservation that crazily.” 荔枝仙子:“其实,我比较想听白尊者讲一讲长发的保养问题。你们注意到了没有,白前辈的长发保养的特别棒,有时候他的长发随风而起,美如画,让我都恨不得将那一幕疯狂拍下来保存。” East Calming Snow: „Senior White's long hair how long? Quick and waist?” 东方静雪:“白前辈的长发到底有多长了？快及腰了吧？” Island Vice-Lord Tián Tián (Sweet): „That Little Friend Shuhang, a while you help us pass on to Senior White, invited him when sermon, how explained and long hair of waist to maintain well, as well as how to make the long hair have the choreograph with the wind like the picture?” 田甜副岛主:“那书航小友,一会儿你帮我们转告白前辈,请他在讲法时,讲解一下及腰的长发怎么保养最好,以及如何让长发随风起舞美如画？” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” 【Little White, wait until your long hair reached the waist, will you marry me?】 【小白,待你长发及腰后,嫁我可好？】 If he really silly asked that Venerable White this issue, perhaps will be massacred to eliminate a potential informant. 如果他真的傻乎乎的去问白尊者这个问题,说不定会被杀掉灭口的。 „I reject! This issue very seeking death, I am not Senior Three Waves.” Song Shuhang said. “我拒绝！这个问题很作死,我又不是三浪前辈。”宋书航道。 Mad Sabre Four Waves: „Little Friend Shuhang, did I offend you? Has the matter to be all right to pull me to come out to be hit.” 狂刀四浪:“书航小友,我得罪你了？别有事没事扯我出来中枪。” Loose Practitioner North River sighed: „Actually Senior White not needed at all Profound Sage Sermon, his only needing stands there motionless like a statue, All Heavens and Myriad Realms' practitioner will be very satisfied.” 北河散人叹了口气:“其实白前辈根本不需要玄圣讲法,他只需要站在那里一动不动,诸天万界的修炼者都会很满意的。” I'm a Little White Crane at the Horizon: Matter that „I most am worried about, must happen. After today, in All Heavens and Myriad Realms' practitioner, how many love rivals can produce? Thinks on good heart stopper.” 我是天角涯边的小白鹤:“我最担心的事情,还是要发生了。从今天后,诸天万界的修炼者中,要产生多少情敌？想想就好心塞。” Medicine Master said with voice function: „Your these fellows were incurable, Little Friend Shuhang, did not need to ask, let Senior White lecture of him on the line that liked saying. Otherwise you ask tomorrow, the topic is crooked looking awful.” 药师用语音功能道:“你们这些家伙都没救了,书航小友,不用多问了,让白前辈讲他喜欢讲的就行。否则你问到明天,话题还是会歪的不成样子。” About the Venerable White's topic, cannot return to the subject forever. 关于白尊者的话题,永远回不到正题上啊。 The Song Shuhang heart is quite tired. 宋书航心好累。 He wrote a paper to give Senior White: 【Senior White, spoke you, the seniors who in group wanted to say did not have the opinion.】 他写了张纸条给白前辈:【白前辈,讲您想要讲的就可以啦,群里的前辈们没有意见。】 His is as far as possible maintaining the group the seniors in the image that only save. 他这可是尽量在维护群里前辈们仅存的形象。 【Good, I wrote the Profound Sage Sermon draft along with my intention. That you ne, besides disposable flying sword, what but also there is to understand not?】 Senior White replied. 【好啊,那我就随自己的心意写玄圣讲法稿子了。那你呢,除了一次性飞剑外,还有什么想要了解的不？】白前辈回道。 Song Shuhang thinks it over, suddenly really cannot remember the content that anything must understand: 【I don't have any objection, Senior White at will good.】 宋书航想来想去,一时间真的想不起有什么要了解的内容:【我也没意见,白前辈随意就好。】 After thinking, how long did he remember the issue-- Senior White's long hair that in the group Fairy East Calming Snow proposed suddenly? 想了想后,他突然想起了群里东方静雪仙子提的问题——白前辈的长发到底有多长了？ Song Shuhang's starts at heart itchy, he tries hard to recall the Senior White's hair long bottom, but in sensory memory and always has the deviation actually. 宋书航的心里开始痒痒的,他努力回忆白前辈的头发长底,但感觉记忆中的和实际总是有偏差。 Can ask? 要不要问一问？ So long as does not involve ‚waist-length hair, will you marry me’ this stem, probably not does have the issue? 只要不涉及到‘长发及腰,嫁我可好’这个梗,应该不会有问题吧？ Song Shuhang's uncontrolled inscribed on the paper: 【Senior White, in the group Fairy East Calming Snow asked an issue a moment ago suddenly, your present hair how long?】 宋书航的手不受控制的在纸条上写上了:【白前辈,刚才群里东方静雪仙子突然问起一个问题,你现在的头发有多长了？】 Un, beforehand flings the pot, has problems will not fall to his body. 嗯,事先将锅甩好,出了问题也不会落到他身上。