Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „Relax, Sage Monarch Winter Melon already left.” Su Clan's The Sixteenth said with a smile. “放心吧,冬瓜圣君已经离开了。”苏氏阿十六笑道。 „Therefore, Senior Apprentice Brother Song had been punched by Sage Monarch Winter Melon?” Loli Poem blinks. “所以,宋师兄已经被冬瓜圣君揍过了？”诗萝莉眨了眨眼睛。 Song Shuhang sighed: „Don't you have the confidence to me? Sage Monarch Winter Melon has admitted defeat to leave, just walked. Eats meal, do not guess again randomly.”-- to avoid the poem said inadvertently, Song Shuhang ahead of time topic finishing. 宋书航叹了口气:“你对我就这么没有信心？冬瓜圣君已经认输离开了,刚走的。吃饭吧,别再乱猜了。”——为了避免诗说漏嘴,宋书航提前将话题给结束掉。 „Master military might is aggressive!” Bird Monster Little Cai excitedly said. “师父威武霸气！”雀妖小彩兴奋道。 Song Shuhang conveniently stopper sabre intent profound opening lotus seed to the Little Cai's mouth: „don't pat the horse's buttock, your «Steel Hand» refining up how?” For these days Little Cai has been brought world Salvation by Fairy East Six, does not know that her exercising martial arts aspect did lag behind? 宋书航随手塞了一颗刀意通玄莲子到小彩的嘴里:“别拍马屁,你的《钢手》炼的怎么样了？”这几天小彩一直被东方六仙子带着满世界超度,也不知道她练功方面有没有拉下？ Her life span are not many, extended 100 years of life span taking advantage of Gentleman's Golden Lotus lotus seed and Living Spring. If practice is not diligent, unable is promoted in 100 years, must play. 她的寿元不多,还是借着君子金莲莲子和活泉延了一百年的寿元。如果修炼不勤快,在100年内无法晋级,就要玩完。 „Returns to the master, has certain result. Was crosses the threshold, when practice «Steel Hand», Elder East directed me to be many.” After Little Cai swallows sabre intent profound opening lotus seed, only felt oneself comprehension to the 'sabre' was deeper. “回师父,已经有一定的成效了。算是入门了吧,在修炼《钢手》的时候,东方长老指点了我很多。”小彩吞下刀意通玄莲子后,只感觉自己对‘刀’的领悟更深了一层。 „I give the master you to demonstrate.” Then, Little Cai will jump in the future, revolution «Steel Hand», the next moment, sees only on her wing tip to condense the jet black color silently, as if changes into the black iron to be the same. “我来给师父你演示一下。”说罢,小彩往后一跳,默默运转《钢手》,下一刻,只见她的翼尖上凝聚出漆黑之色,就仿佛化为黑铁一般。 Then, Little Cai is flapping the wings a stroke, has delimited from nearby young tree. Wing like blade, easily cuts two to break the young tree. 接着,小彩拍着翅膀一划,从附近小树上划过。翼如刀,轻易的将小树斩成两断。 „not bad.” Song Shuhang said with a nod: „Vajra Sabre Virtuous Noble Dao name, really matches with you very much. Some time, are the master teach «Inverted Scale Sabre Technique» to you.” “不错。”宋书航点头道:“金刚君子刀的道号,果然和你很配。过些时间,为师就将《逆鳞刀法》传授给你。” The-- Song Shuhang hope before Little Cai condenses sabre intent, making her learn «Inverted Scale Sabre Technique», he wants to have a look at oneself sabre intent to turn into Sabre Intent Armour, is the «Inverted Scale Sabre Technique» pot. ——宋书航希望在小彩凝聚刀意之前,让她学会《逆鳞刀法》,他想看看自己的刀意之所以会变成刀意盔甲,是不是《逆鳞刀法》的锅。 „Thanks the master.” Little Cai excitedly said. “谢谢师父。”小彩兴奋道。 The tea full food is full, Song Shuhang withdraw meal arrange/cloth. Then, he and Su Clan's The Sixteenth continues Controlling Sabre to rush to the Scallion Lady place of birth. 茶足饭饱,宋书航收起餐布。然后,他和苏氏阿十六继续御刀赶往葱娘出生地。 The poem rides Su Clan's Sixteenth's flying sabre, Little Cai stands on the Song Shuhang's shoulder. 诗乘坐苏氏阿十六的飞刀,小彩则站在宋书航的肩膀上。 On the way of the flight, Loli Poem is nipping finger, said: „Right, Senior Apprentice Brother Song. Tonight you and did Sage Monarch Winter Melon's duel, really stop?” 飞行途中,诗萝莉咬着手指,道:“对了,宋师兄。今晚你和冬瓜圣君的决斗,真的停止了吗？” Song Shuhang nodded his head. 宋书航点了点头。 „That felt strange, how I will have that strange dream.” Loli Poem said curiously. “那奇怪了,我怎么会做那么古怪的梦。”诗萝莉好奇道。 In the Song Shuhang heart moves: „Does your dream, have the foreknowledge future effect?” 宋书航心中一动:“你的梦,有预知未来的效果？” Cultivation World's cultivator will always have the in chaos talent and race skill, if Loli Poem has ‚foreknowledge dream’ talent, that is representing next, will he according to be hit on the ground by Sage Monarch Winter Melon? The most important thing is...... punches is very miserable. 修真界的修士总是会有乱七八糟的天赋和种族技能,万一诗萝莉拥有‘预知梦’的天赋,那岂不是代表着下一回,他会被冬瓜圣君按在地上打？最重要的是......揍的很惨啊。 „No.” Loli Poem shakes the head to say. “没有。”诗萝莉摇头道。 Song Shuhang relaxes immediately. 宋书航顿时松了口气。 But don't know why, the Loli Poem words, making him somewhat anxious. 但不知为何,诗萝莉的话,让他心里有些不安。 Therefore, in Controlling Sword Flight on the way, Song Shuhang took out the cell phone, opens Nine Provinces (1) Group: „Which senior has online?” 于是,在御剑飞行的途中,宋书航掏出手机,打开九洲一号群:“有哪位前辈在线吗？” „yō, Shuhang you get online. Matter that everyone is chatting you.” True Monarch North River said: „Today is Mid-Autumn Festival, Night of the Full Moon. We are thinking, calculates the time, that should Sage Monarch Winter Melon walk in?” “哟,书航你上线啦。大家正聊着你的事呢。”北河真君道:“今天是中秋节,月圆之夜。我们都在想,算算时间,那位冬瓜圣君应该找上门来了吧？” „Has walked.” Song Shuhang sighed. “已经找上门来了。”宋书航叹了口气。 „That, were you punched?” Fairy Lychee asked. “那,你被揍了吗？”荔枝仙子问道。 „Was pressed on the ground hits? Doesn't the Eighth Stage Profound Sage's fist have a headache sorely?” I'm a Little White Crane at the Horizon asked happily. “被按在地上打了吗？八品玄圣的拳头疼不疼？”我是天角涯边的小白鹤开心问道。 Song Shuhang hehe smiles: „Seniors, you did not have the confidence to me. Sage Monarch Winter Melon has admitted defeat to leave, the tonight's war did not have. In other words, I won.” 宋书航呵呵一笑:“前辈们,你们对我也太没信心了吧。冬瓜圣君已经认输离开,今晚的大战没了。也就是说,我赢了。” Time that Song Shuhang said that in Nine Provinces (1) Group suddenly silent. 宋书航说完的时候,九洲一号群里突然沉默了下来。 Specially strange silence. 特别诡异的沉默。 After long time . 半晌后。 Yellow Mountain's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire: „Can impossible ah, how like this?” 黄山心好累好想退休:“不可能啊,怎么会这样？” Fairy Lychee: „Is unscientific.” 荔枝仙子:“不科学啊。” True Monarch North River: „I have not certainly awaked today, or is my today's getting out of bed posture is not right.” 北河真君:“我今天一定是没睡醒,或者说是我今天起床姿势不对。” True Monarch Ancient Lake Monastery: „Were we cross over the space and time, is chatting with future Fellow Daoist Song?” 古湖观真君:“我们是不是穿越了时空,在和未来的宋道友聊天？” Mad Sabre Four Waves: „This script is not right, was too strange.” 狂刀四浪:“这剧本不对,太诡异了。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Hey, the seniors, don't your how many meanings, have the confidence to me? Good, does not have the confidence to me is also normal, but you seem hoping very much I was punched by Sage Monarch Winter Melon sorely? 喂,前辈们,你们到底几个意思,对我就这么没信心吗？好吧,对我没信心也是正常,但你们似乎很期盼着我被冬瓜圣君疼揍一顿？ Which one side you stand. 你们到底是站在哪一边的啊。 „I used the nuclear deterrence, therefore, Sage Monarch Winter Melon also only then retreated.” Song Shuhang sighed, replied. “我用了核威慑,所以,冬瓜圣君也只有退走了。”宋书航叹了口气,回复道。 „so that's how it is, but this is not right.” Mad Sabre Four Waves continues to say. “原来如此,但这也不对啊。”狂刀四浪继续道。 Song Shuhang: „Senior, you extremely. Do you hope me by Sage Monarch Winter Melon crazy flat?” 宋书航:“前辈,你们太过了啊。你们就这么希望我被冬瓜圣君狂扁一顿？” „Of course not, we're standing on your side.” True Monarch North River immediately replied: „But the issue is, before, Calculator of Black Trigrams' got online, he found a position that with great difficulty has the signal, the internet and we chatted the little while.” “当然不是,我们可是站在你这一边的。”北河真君马上回复道:“但问题是,之前,算黑卦的上线了,他好不容易又找到了一个有信号的位置,上网和我们聊了会儿。” Mad Sabre Four Waves continues saying: „Then, Fairy Lychee raised the Mid-Autumn Festival matter, therefore asked Copper Trigram to give you calculate a trigram. If will have Battle of Double Sages tonight, whether you win or lose in the end ?” 狂刀四浪继续道:“接着,荔枝仙子提起了中秋节的事,于是请铜卦给你算了一卦。若是今晚会有双圣之战的话,你到底是输是赢？” „Immortal Master Copper Trigram's trigram likely result is great luck and great profit, he alleged, tonight you will win total victories, even can according to hit on the ground Sage Monarch Winter Melon, doesn't want doesn't want that he punched. The tonight's victory will also spread over entire cultivation world, raises your Thousand Years' First Sage's reputation.” Fairy Lychee then said. “铜卦仙师的卦象结果是大吉大利,他一口断定,今晚你将大获全胜,甚至能将冬瓜圣君按在地上打,将他揍的不要不要的。今晚的战果还会传遍整个修真界,扬你千年第一圣的名头。”荔枝仙子接着道。 „Therefore, you understand.” Yellow Mountain's Heart is Tired and Wanted to Retire added finally. “所以,你懂的。”黄山心好累好想退休最后补充道。 Song Shuhang: „My crap!” 宋书航:“我靠！” Senior Copper Trigram's divinatory trigram certain must be read as the opposite, in some sense, the Senior Copper Trigram's trigram...... is actually very accurate, only must be read as the opposite words. 铜卦前辈的卦像一定要反着来看,其实从某种意义上来说,铜卦前辈的卦......很准的,只要反着来看的话。 great luck and great profit trigram counter- coming to see words, is that the greatly ominous trillion? 大吉大利的卦反着来看的话,那就是大凶之兆？ In the trigram shape, tonight Sage Monarch Winter Melon by him according to doesn't want doesn't want that the ground will punch, words that counter- is explaining, will be he by Sage Monarch Winter Melon according to doesn't want doesn't want that the ground will punch? 卦象中,今晚冬瓜圣君会被他按在地上揍的不要不要的,反着来解读的话,就是他会被冬瓜圣君按在地上揍的不要不要的？ In trigram shape, after tonight, he will move cultivation world, raises the Thousand Years' First Sage's reputation, the words that counter- is reading are after tonight, will he become the joke in cultivation world, opponent Thousand Years' Fifth Sage Sage Monarch Winter Melon can the praising eternity? 卦象中,今晚之后他将名动修真界,扬千年第一圣的名头,反着来读的话就是今晚之后,他会在修真界成为笑话,对手千年第五圣冬瓜圣君将会扬名千古？ Thinks again Loli Poem said a moment ago, she had the a Song Shuhang crazy punched nightmare. Song Shuhang's heart, immediately very chilled. 再一想到刚才诗萝莉说,她做了一个宋书航被狂揍的噩梦。宋书航的心,顿时拔凉拔凉的。 He thought of a possibility. 他想到了一个可能。 -- perhaps, Sage Monarch Winter Melon turns head now, pondered over the method of coping with the Heavenly Tribulation nuclear weapon, or speculated that the Heavenly Tribulation nuclear weapon in the fact that present world unable exploded. ——说不定,冬瓜圣君现在回头,就琢磨出了对付天劫核武器的方法,或是推测出了天劫核武器在现世无法爆炸的事实。 Then, tonight the Night of the Full Moon's time, Sage Monarch Winter Melon stages a comeback again, bringing «Cultivator's Daily Newspaper», «Heavenly Secret Information Centre» and « Shengang's Cultivator Radio Station » and « temple channel » and « sorcerer hub » wait/etc practitioner newsmen to come, live broadcast ‚Winter Melon punches Song Shuhang crazily’ drama? 然后,今晚月圆之夜的时候,冬瓜圣君就再次卷土重来,带着《修士日报》、《天机信息中心》、《神岗修士电台》、《圣殿频道》、《巫师网络中心》等等修炼者新闻记者过来,直播‘冬瓜狂揍宋书航’的大戏？ Song Shuhang more wants more not to feel wonderfully. 宋书航越想越感觉不妙。 The pill, I eat the jujube pill tonight! 药丸,今晚我吃枣药丸！ ...... ...... ...... ...... Su Clan's The Sixteenth sees the Song Shuhang complexion drastic change, asked curiously: „what happened?” 苏氏阿十六看到宋书航脸色剧变,好奇问道:“又出什么事了？” Song Shuhang sighed: „Senior Copper Trigram gives me in not long ago calculate a trigram, what calculated is Double Sages' Battle.” 宋书航叹了口气:“铜卦前辈在不久前给我算了一卦,算的是双圣大战。” In the Su Clan's The Sixteenth heart moves, asks: „Is it possible that is divination result...... lucky?” 苏氏阿十六心中一动,问道:“卦果......莫非是吉？” „Un, he speculated, tonight I according to will punch on the ground Sage Monarch Winter Melon crazily, punched his doesn't want doesn't want. Then my Thousand Years' First Sage's big star spreads over Cultivator World.” After Song Shuhang revealed one to look like licked ‚Acetyl Acetate’ the forced smile. “嗯,他推测说,今晚我会将冬瓜圣君按在地上狂揍,揍的他不要不要的。然后我千年第一圣的大名将传遍修士界。”宋书航露出了一个象舔了‘苯酸铵酰糖化物’后的苦笑。 Su Clan's The Sixteenth: „......” 苏氏阿十六:“......” Immortal Master Copper Trigram's trigram must be read as the opposite, this is the principle truth. 铜卦仙师的卦要反着来看,这是法则般的真理。 When the Immortal Master Copper Trigram's trigram can come to see...... that is end of the world approaches certainly. 什么时候铜卦仙师的卦能正着来看......那一定是世界末日来临之时。 „Therefore?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth asked low voice. “所以说？”苏氏阿十六小声问道。 Song Shuhang uses the side Buddhist law of secret voice transmission: „not long afterwards, Sage Monarch Winter Melon might look through my move of nuclear deterrence is a paper tiger, or found to deal with the means of nuclear deterrence. Then in the evening he catches up to challenge me, punches my pain.” 宋书航用传音入密的方法道:“很可能不久后,冬瓜圣君就会看破我那一招核威慑是纸老虎,或是找到应对核威慑的办法。然后当晚他就赶过来挑战我,将我痛揍一顿。” „That what to do?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth said. “那怎么办？”苏氏阿十六道。 Song Shuhang thinks, voice transmission replied: „If I were punched unable to change by the pain in the evening, that only then means that look for a thing to replace me to take a beating.” 宋书航想了想,传音回道:“如果晚上我被痛揍一顿无法改变,那就只有一个办法,找个东西代替我挨揍。” „Whom looks for?” “找谁？” „we'll talk about it later.” Song Shuhang said. “到时候再说。”宋书航道。 In his body, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty can turn into his shape, even Eternal Life Being in a short time, cannot recognize the genuine and fake. 在他身上,功德蛇美人就可以化成他的形状,甚至连长生者短时间内,都辩认不出真假。 However, lets words that Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty goes into action, likely the joint performance pounds. 不过,让功德蛇美人出马的话,很可能会演砸。 So long as Song Shuhang the brain makes up, can the brain make up the plot. 宋书航只要脑补一下,就能脑补出剧情。 Night of the Full Moon, Sage Monarch Winter Melon strolls in the moonlight to come, golden armour and great sword, very handsome. 月圆之夜,冬瓜圣君踏月而来,金甲巨剑,帅气无比。 Opposite, Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty Song Shuhang both hands lose behind, calmly stand. 对面,功德蛇美人所化的宋书航双手负于身后,静静站立。 Sage Monarch Winter Melon shows a faint smile, is wanting to open the mouth. 冬瓜圣君微微一笑,正欲开口。 Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty called out pitifully suddenly: „Aaaah ~ ~” then, falls down, 'death' past. 功德蛇美人突然惨叫一声:“啊啊啊啊~~”然后,摔倒在地,‘死’了过去。 That scene, is only the brain makes up, the feeling is very awkward. 那场面,光是脑补一下,就感觉特别尴尬。 unless there is absolutely no choice time, Song Shuhang does not use Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty to enter the stage as far as possible. 不到没选择的时候,宋书航尽量不使用功德蛇美人出场。 Besides Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty, a puppet who treats the restore. However this puppet is not his thing, the appearance is also different from him. Moreover, she is critically injured, unable goes to battle. 除了功德蛇美人外,还有一只待修复的傀儡。不过这傀儡不是他的东西,外貌也和他不同。而且,她伤势严重,无法出战。 Song Shuhang thinks the half of the day...... seems like, can replace him to go to battle, only has Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty? 宋书航又想了半天......貌似,能代替他出战的,只有功德蛇美人？ Can could it be only send her to go to battle? 难道只能派她出战？ After Song Shuhang thinks, took out the cell phone, in the Nine Provinces (1) Group middle course: „Senior, having doppelgänger magecraft that can replace the master to take a beating?” 宋书航想了想后,掏出手机,在九洲一号群中道:“前辈,有没有能代替主人去挨揍的分身法术？” Fairy Lychee: „Has such doppelgänger magecraft? Some words, please give me a dozen!” 荔枝仙子:“有这样的分身法术吗？有的话,请给我来一打！” True Monarch North River: „ditto!” 北河真君:“同上！” True Monarch Falling Dust: „zé zé, such doppelgänger magecraft, I also want. Used good, is to maintain life magecraft.” 落尘真君:“啧啧,这样的分身法术,我也想要。用的好,就是保命法术啊。” „doppelgänger technique type of thing, here has several types actually. However, the doppelgänger technique in my hand only then very low realm, moreover uses the doppelgänger technique also to be joined to very precious material.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “分身术这种东西,我这里倒是有几种。但是,我手中的分身术都只有很低的境界,而且使用分身术还得配上很珍贵的材料。”黄山真君道。 In his hand has a bot army, specifically is used for black Dao Priest Cloud Mist's. In the bot army, having much is his staff, some are his doppelgänger. 他手中有一支小号大军,专门用来黑云雾道长的。小号大军中,有不少是他的员工,还有一些是他的分身。