CCG :: Volume #12

#1122: don't watch too much melodramatic love drama


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Song Shuhang: Your not preparation study sword technique?” 宋书航:“你不准备学剑法?” why learns swordsmanship?” Scallion Lady asked. 学剑法干嘛?”葱娘反问道。 Song Shuhang said with a sigh: You think that learning sword techniques is really cool?” He does not have the Sword Art talent, therefore periphery the special hope can learn/study charming Sword Art with his related person. 宋书航叹了口气道:“你想想啊,学剑法多帅气?”他自己没有剑术天赋,所以特别希望周围和他有关的人能学习帅气的剑术 Scallion Lady shows the whites of the eyes: before I gained the freedom, I must stay in your side. But your Sword Art talent is zero, I followed you around, can only learn the sabre technique's experience. In this case, do you make me study the sword? Draws back 10,000 again steps, you have sabre intent profound opening lotus seed also not to have sword intent Fathom Mystery lotus seed, if you're me, do you choose sabre technique or sword technique?” 葱娘翻了个白眼:“在我没有获得自由之前,我得呆在你的身边。而你的剑术天赋为零,我跟在你身边,只能学到刀法的经验。这种情况下,你让我学剑?再退一万步来讲,你有‘刀意通玄莲子’又没有‘剑意通玄莲子’,如果你是我,你选择刀法还是剑法?” Song Shuhang affirms saying: sword technique.” 宋书航肯定道:“剑法。” You were incurable.” Scallion Lady said: To cultivator, the strength is the kingly way, isn't charming useful? you look at me long also spicy attractive, but the strength is inferior to you, had not been punched by you, raised in size reducing pouch. Again charming, the strength is insufficient, is useful?” “你没救了。”葱娘道:“对修士来说,实力才是王道,帅气有个屁用?你看我长的也辣么漂亮,但实力不如你,还不是被你揍了一顿,养在一寸缩小袋了。再帅气,实力不够,又有啥用?” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Did not say that you have a call.” Scallion Lady said. “不说了,你有电话。”葱娘道。 Cell phone?” Song Shuhang asked. “手机呢?”宋书航问道。 My this.” Scallion Lady is saying, hands over the cell phone, gives Song Shuhang. “我这。”葱娘说着,将手机递出来,交给宋书航 Song Shuhang looked, discovered the cell phone placed mute mode. 宋书航一看,发现手机保持在静音模式 The telephone is Su Clan's The Sixteenth hits. 电话是苏氏阿十六打来的。 When did I adjust the mute the cell phone?” Song Shuhang said. “我什么时候将手机调到静音了?”宋书航道。 Scallion Lady: I move, yesterday evening I could not fall asleep, therefore opened mute watching movie.” 葱娘:“我调的,昨天晚上我睡不着,于是开了静音看电影。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Such sympathizing that put the cell phone on silent mode watching movie, when Scallion Lady changes? 开静音看电影,葱娘什么时候变的如此体贴? ...... ...... ...... ...... Song Shuhang slide to unlock the phone connect the call: Sixteen, morning.” 宋书航划开手机接通电话:“十六,早啊。” Un, awoke? where are you now?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth asked. “嗯,醒了吗?你现在在哪?”苏氏阿十六问道。 Song Shuhang: „The dormitory in school, yesterday and roommates in the same place, had not returned to the dormitory to sleep recently, rather embarrassed.” 宋书航:“在学校的宿舍呢,昨天和室友们在一起,最近一直没回宿舍睡觉,怪不好意思。” Hee hee, un, I reorganized that box of immortal clothes, a while took away to you. when are you going back?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth said with a smile. “嘻嘻,嗯,我将那一箱的仙裳都整理好了,一会儿给你带去。你什么时候回去?”苏氏阿十六笑道。 Song Shuhang: wait for a while, before going back, I call you.” 宋书航:“一会儿就回,回去前我打电话给你。” Ok, I look for you to the school directly.” Su Clan's The Sixteenth said. “算了,我直接到学校找你吧。”苏氏阿十六道。 Also good. That I'll wait for you.” Song Shuhang said. “也好。那我等你。”宋书航道。 After finishing the telephone, Song Shuhang heard in the dormitory the roommates to have the sound, several good friends woke up one after another. 结束电话后,宋书航就听到宿舍里室友们有动静,几位好友相继醒来。 Is the Tubo alarm clock, gave to awaken by noise everyone. 土波的闹钟,将大家给吵醒了。 Tubo is rubbing the temples, said with a bitter smile: My day, forgot to turn off the alarm clock yesterday.” 土波揉着太阳穴,苦笑道:“我日,昨天忘记关闹钟了。” Rested to be good to think yesterday with great difficulty, has not listened day pā pā pā pā sound, was awakened by noise by the alarm clock unexpectedly. 好不容易昨天睡了个好觉,没听天‘啪啪啪啪’声,竟然被闹钟吵醒。 Yangde said with a smile: Ha Ha, awoke just right. In the morning good communications, right...... Shuhang, heard you to telephone a moment ago, whose nickname is Sixteen?” 阳德笑道:“哈哈,醒了也正好。早上交通方便,对了......书航,刚才听到你在打电话,十六是谁的昵称?” Gao Moumou: This I know, yes Teacher Su is right? Very early in the morning on the sweet talk, is really greasy.” 高某某:“这个我知道,是苏老师对吧?一大早就甜言蜜语的,真是腻人。” Dies!” Song Shuhang ridicules saying: Breakfast bought for you, the tea also soaked to you. I still have something, first rolled.” “去死!”宋书航笑骂道:“早餐给你买好了,茶也给你们泡好了。我还有事,先滚了。” We understand, Mid-Autumn Festival, is it to see the parents? However Shuhang, you now are also only second-year student, remembers don't create life.” Gao Moumou hēi hēi said with a smile. “我们懂的,中秋节,是不是要去见家长?不过书航,你现在还只是大二,记得不要制造出人命。”高某某嘿嘿笑道。 Song Shuhang is raising up the middle finger to Gao Moumou: Dirty, incurable you. I have said that I and relations between Sixteen, it's not the kind of you imagined.” 宋书航对着高某某竖起中指:“龌龊,没救了你。我都说过了,我和十六间的关系,还不是你们想象的那种。” After Song Shuhang leaves, that small turtle on table is a little only anxious. 宋书航离开后,桌子上的那只小乌龟有点急。 Mid-Autumn Festival, has the small long vacation, Gao Moumou they must go home...... that Gao Moumou to take it? If not take it, how it also does continue the duty that completes the young lady to assign? 中秋节,有小长假,高某某他们要回家......那高某某会不会带上它?如果不带上它的话,它还怎么继续完成大小姐交代下来的任务? × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × ×××××××××××××××××××× When Song Shuhang slightly runs is running up to the male student dormitory exits, distant sees the Su Clan's Sixteenth's form. 宋书航小跑着跑到男生宿舍出口时,远远的就看到苏氏阿十六的身影。 The Sixteenth both hands hold a French baguette bread at this time, the small mouth small mouth is gnawing. 阿十六此时双手捧着一个法式长棍面包,小口小口啃着。 Song Shuhang beckons toward her, asks: Sixteen, is this your breakfast?” 宋书航朝着她招了招手,问道:“十六,这就是你的早餐?” Su Clan's The Sixteenth small gnawed one: Breakfast has eaten at home, does not pass by the road on saw that a bakery has the bread that comes out freshly, is very fragrant, therefore bought conveniently. Do you want to eat?” 苏氏阿十六又小小的啃了一口:“早餐在家里吃过完了,不过路上看到一家面包店有新鲜出炉的面包,很香,所以随手买了一下。你要吃吗?” I have had the breakfast.” Song Shuhang said. “我吃过早餐了。”宋书航道。 zé zé , EQ is too low, at this time, in the plot according to love drama, you should evil charm smile, then in The Sixteenth has gnawed the place, effort bites one. Then, The Sixteenth will shame the red painted-face.】 Scallion Lady with secret voice transmission the way, said to Song Shuhang. 啧啧,情商太低,这个时候,按照爱情剧里的剧情,你应该邪魅一笑,然后在阿十六啃过的地方,用力的咬一口。然后,阿十六会羞红脸。】葱娘用‘传音入密’的方式,对宋书航道。 The secret voice transmission practice method, she has grasped. When Song Shuhang begins studies secret voice transmission, she is the entire journey onlooking. Before her cultivation base realm was insufficient, had not realized. 传音入密修炼方法,她早就掌握了。宋书航当初学传音入密的时候,她可是全程旁观的。只是以前她的修为境界不足,一直没练成。 Also can recover, you say now: Although I have eaten, but eats to select also no problem again.’ Then, seizes the chance to nip one, brushes favourability.】 Scallion Lady continues secret voice transmission to say. 【不过还能补救,你现在说:‘虽然我吃过了,不过再吃点也没问题。’然后,趁机咬一口,刷刷好感度。】葱娘继续传音入密道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Song Shuhang that The Sixteenth looks at is in a daze suddenly, she noticed that the Shuhang's vision has kept on her French baguette bread. 阿十六看着突然发愣的宋书航,她看到书航的目光一直留她的法式长棍面包上。 She thinks, broke off half with the hand under the bread, gives Song Shuhang: „, Gives you.” 她想了想,用手在面包下掰了一半,递给宋书航:“呐,给你。” Song Shuhang received the bread: Good, thanks.” 宋书航接过面包:“好吧,谢谢。” don't mention it.” Su Clan's The Sixteenth said. 不客气。”苏氏阿十六道。 Therefore, two people go toward the Medicine Master building line shoulder to shoulder. 于是,两人并肩往药师楼房行去。 fail, both of you fail. At this time, before Su Clan's The Sixteenth should hand your mouth , the bread was right.】 Scallion Lady comments. 不及格,你们两个都不及格。这个时候,苏氏阿十六应该将面包递到你嘴前才对啊。】葱娘评价道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” He remembered a single sentence-- don't watch melodramatic love drama too much of Fairy Floating Life big brother suddenly, affects IQ! He was considering, then must limit Scallion Lady to look at the love drama's time. 他突然想起了浮生仙子大兄的一句话——狗血爱情剧不要看那么多,影响智商!他在考虑,接下来要不要限制葱娘爱情剧的时间。 ...... ...... ...... ...... After Song Shuhang and Su Clan's The Sixteenth return to the Medicine Master building, when goes to the upstairs living room, saw that the television in living room is also starting. 宋书航苏氏阿十六回到药师楼房后,来到楼上客厅中时,就看到客厅中的电视还开着。 Loli Poem shrinks one group, lies down on the sofa sleeping soundly. 诗萝莉缩成一团,躺在沙发上睡的正香 Also does not know that yesterday when this little fellow did watch the television to see? 也不知道这小家伙昨天看电视看到什么时候? Song Shuhang switches off the television, holds the poem, returns to her to her own room. Today the small long vacation, makes her rest well. 宋书航关掉电视,将诗抱起,将她送回到她自己的房间。今天小长假,就让她好好睡吧。 Then, two people arrive at upstairs, goes to Room Fairy Floating Life's. 然后,两人又到楼上,前往浮生仙子的 Two people just now arrive at the stairway, hears in the room to have dialogue voice by far. 两人才刚到楼梯口,远远就听到房间里有对话的声音 Master, what are you saying? You must replace your big brother, marries a woof?” That is fox monster Dugu Bai voice. “师父,您在说什么?您要代替您大兄,去娶一只汪?”那是狐妖独孤白声音 He really from the box of Senior White Two seal. 他果然从白前辈two封印的箱子中出来了。 Un.” Fairy Floating Life should say. “嗯。”浮生仙子应道。 This how, I did not agree absolutely! How can you replace the big brother to find a wife? yuri anything, is not absolutely good! Moreover, the big brother must find a wife with great difficulty, matter that is not worth rejoicing very much? Why can prevent?” fox monster said. “这怎么可以,我绝对不同意!你怎么能代替大兄去娶妻?百合什么的,绝对不行!而且,大兄好不容易要娶妻了,不是很值得庆幸的事吗?为什么要阻止?”狐妖道。 „, The issue is not Doudou that the big brother must marry, is a dog master.” Fairy Floating Life sighed. “不是的,问题是大兄要娶的豆豆,是一只犬爷。”浮生仙子叹道。 Ha?” fox monster stares the big eye. “哈?”狐妖瞪大眼睛。 In other words, does the big brother want gay? 也就是说,大兄要搞基 Makes a mistake, does the big brother that serious person of master, how can it be meet gay? These have certainly the conspiracy! 有没有搞错,师父的大兄那么严肃的一个人,怎么可能搞基?这其中一定有阴谋! Therefore, in I reject under the resistance seriously, wedding that I decide to replace the big brother, marries Doudou.” Fairy Floating Life said. “所以,在我严肃的拒绝反抗下,我决定代替大兄的婚礼,去娶豆豆。”浮生仙子道。 How did big brother he say?” fox monster does not feel right, felt that has the city routine flavor. “大兄他怎么说?”狐妖感觉不对劲,感觉这其中有城市套路的味道。 Fairy Floating Life replied: Big brother he does not pay attention to my rejection and resistance, he said the wedding, since decided that on the absolutely impossible change. However, I threatened him saying that I will knock down him, after replacing he participated in the wedding, the big brother agrees. Then said that will deliver to my residence the bridegroom clothing/taking two days later.” 浮生仙子回道:“大兄他不理会我的拒绝和反抗,他说婚礼既然定下来了,就绝对不可能更改。不过,我威胁他说,我会将他打晕,代替他参加婚礼后,大兄就同意了。然后说会在两天后将新郎服送到我府上。” fox monster caresses the volume. 狐妖抚额。 Really is city deep routine. 果然是城市深深的套路 „It is not good, I did not agree that the master you marries Doudou.” fox monster clenches teeth saying: Really wants some people to replace your big brother to marry the Doudou's words, comes by me!” “不行,我不同意师父你去娶豆豆。”狐妖咬牙道:“真要有人代替您大兄去娶豆豆的话,就由我来!” fox monster staked all, for the master, he can pay all. 狐妖拼出去了,为了师父,他可以付出一切。 „Do you also think gay?” Fairy Floating Life stared in a big way the eye. “你也想搞基?”浮生仙子瞪大了眼睛。 fox monster: „......” 狐妖:“......” I told you, gay and so on, your don't even think about it! Relax, after I married that only Doudou, some days will have asked the opportunity to divorce him.” Fairy Floating Life said. “我告诉你,搞基之类的,你想都不要想!放心吧,我娶了那只豆豆后,过些天就会找机会将他离婚掉。”浮生仙子道。 „It is not good, I cannot make the master your reputation/honorary be affected absolutely. I will certainly find the way to prevent this matter!” fox monster clenches teeth to say. “不行,我绝对不能让师父你的名誉受到影响。我一定会想办法阻止这件事!”狐妖咬牙道。 I have decided, I warned you, if you dare to knock down me, replaced me to marry that Doudou, no need for you to see me for the rest of your life.” Fairy Floating Life warned. 我意已决,我警告你,如果你敢打晕我,代替我去娶那豆豆,你一辈子就都别想见我。”浮生仙子警告道。 fox monster: I find others to replace the master to attend the wedding, I know several dog monster fairy maidens, if that Doudou face is handsome, definitely some people are only willing to replace to attend the wedding. It is not really good, I also know several cat monster monster.” 狐妖:“那我去找其他人代替师父参加婚礼,我认识几位犬妖仙子,如果那只豆豆长的帅气,肯定有人愿意代替参加婚礼的。真不行,我还认识几位猫妖妖子。” You don't make trouble!” Fairy Floating Life said, then she also added: Cannot force others absolutely.” 你别捣乱!”浮生仙子道,然后她又补充道:“绝对不能强迫别人。” fox monster: I handle matters, the master you felt relieved. I'll go to contact them.” 狐妖:“我办事,师父你放心。我这就去联系她们。” Then, fox monster pushes the door. 说罢,狐妖推门而出。 Then he saw Song Shuhang, as well as Su Clan's The Sixteenth. 然后他就看到了宋书航,以及苏氏阿十六 Is you!” fox monster screamed. “是你!”狐妖尖叫道。 Un, is I.” Song Shuhang light say/way. “嗯,是我。”宋书航平淡道。 fox monster stared at Song Shuhang to look at the little while, suddenly said: Does not permit you to have the idea of my master, the master is mine.” 狐妖盯着宋书航看了会儿,突然道:“不准你打我师父的主意,师父是我的。” Song Shuhang shrugs: yes, yes, yes, I know.” 宋书航耸了耸肩:“是是是,我知道。” fox monster looked at beside Song Shuhang's Su Clan's The Sixteenth, then in the heart was more relieved: I still have something, see you later.” 狐妖又看了宋书航身边的苏氏阿十六,然后心中安心了些:“我还有事,一会儿见。” Un, if you want to find a person to replace Fairy Floating Life sincerely to get married, you can look for the fairy maiden named 'Chu Chu' as far as possible, in this case, the wedding can be smoother.” The Song Shuhang prompt said. “嗯,如果你真心想找个人代替浮生仙子去结婚的话,你可以尽量去找名叫‘楚楚’的仙子,这样的话,婚礼能顺利一些。”宋书航提示道。 Does not need you to worry!” fox monster showed the teeth, fled fast. “不用你操心!”狐妖咧了咧牙,飞快的遁走了。 Song Shuhang is pinching the chin: Sixteen, you said that by that time...... marries the Doudou's person, who can be?” 宋书航捏着下巴:“十六,你说到时候......娶豆豆的人,到底会是谁呢?” Is Fairy Floating Life? Is fox monster Dugu Bai? Is the Fairy Floating Life's big brother? Other dog mother or cat mother? 浮生仙子呢?是狐妖独孤白呢?是浮生仙子的大兄呢?还是其他犬娘或是猫娘呢? Hee hee, I started to be interested to Doudou's wedding.” Su Clan's The Sixteenth said with a smile. “嘻嘻,我对豆豆的婚礼开始感兴趣起来了。”苏氏阿十六笑道。 Two people enter the room. 两人进入房间。 Fairy Floating Life is sitting before the table, rests one's chin in one's hands single-handedly, pents up anger. 浮生仙子正坐在桌子前,一手托腮,生闷气。 Su Clan's The Sixteenth takes out that box of immortal clothes. 苏氏阿十六将那一箱的仙裳取出。 Song Shuhang remembered Beast God Corps bright and dark two legacy shift Can the matter, propose with Fairy Floating Life this matter? 宋书航则想起了【兽神部明、暗两处传承转移】事,要不要跟浮生仙子提一下这件事? As on outwardly Beast God Corps' place of legacy, her there can have about secretly the Beast God Corps legacy's clue? 身为明面上兽神部的传承之地,她那里会不会有关于‘暗’的兽神部传承的线索?
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