Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „note the lonely life + 1” 灭凤公子:“注孤生＋一” Fairy Lychee: „note the lonely life + 2” 荔枝仙子:“注孤生＋二” I'm a Little White Crane at the Horizon: „Youngster, here has divine art « young lad merit », needing single doggie can practice, you have interest practice? free of charge you.” 我是天角涯边的小白鹤:“少年,我这里有一本神功《童子功》,需要单身狗才能修炼,你有没有兴趣修炼？白送你。” Medicine Master: „note the lonely life + 3” 药师:“注孤生＋三” Medicine Master: „Fellow Daoist White Crane, do not destroy team.” 药师:“白鹤道友,别破坏队型啊。” Tyrant Song: „......” 霸宋:“......” Monk Cloud Swallowing: „Did Donor Song, you become aware?” 吞云僧:“宋施主,你悟了吗？” Tyrant Song: „......” 霸宋:“......” Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da: „[Moe Moe Dog Head]” 破阳戟郭大:“【萌萌狗头表情】” This, when Guo Da sends out the dog head expression, the entire 'Nine Provinces (1) Group' chat rhythm looked like immediately is blocked the destiny mister of throat, instantaneous quiet. 这一回,在郭大发出狗头表情的时候,整个‘九洲一号群’的聊天节奏顿时像被扼住了喉咙的命运先生,瞬间沉静了下来。 Everyone knows following Guo Da must send definitely is the [Angrily Rubs Dog's Head] expression, in good condition, no one likes being rubbed the dog head by Guo Da. 大伙都知道接下来郭大要发的肯定是【怒搓楼上狗头】的表情,好端端的,没人喜欢被郭大搓狗头。 This goods want from black, everyone satisfies him. 这货想自黑,大伙都满足他。 However this time...... after most of the day, Guo Da has not replied again. 但是这一次......大半天后,郭大都没有再回复。 Felt strange, Guo Da get disconnected? 奇怪了,郭大掉线了？ Can that continue black Little Friend Shuhang? But if black is being black, Guo Da does come out, what to do comes [Angrily Rubs Dog's Head]? 那要不要继续黑书航小友？但如果黑着黑着,郭大又出来,来一张【怒搓楼上狗头表情】怎么办？ When people thinking, 【system message prompt:( ******) Splitting Yang Halberd Guo Da, already by the manager Venerable Seventh Path Silenced 5 minutes.】 正当众人思索之际,【系统消息提示:(******)破阳戟郭大,已经被管理员七修尊者禁言五分钟。】 Venerable Seventh Path: „Ok, everyone continued to chat.” 七修尊者:“好了,大家继续聊。” Like this braved to rub the person dog head on no need to fear Guo Da suddenly. 这样就不用怕郭大突然冒出来搓人狗头了。 Loose Practitioner North River: „Senior Seventh Path well done.” 北河散人:“七修前辈干的漂亮。” Fairy Lychee: „2333, were I private chatted Senior Seventh Path a moment ago, making him come Silenced.” 荔枝仙子:“2333,是我刚才私聊七修前辈,让他过来禁言的。” Venerable Seventh Path: „[Thumbs Up] you continue, I still have something, first flashed. pay attention to time, I banned the Guo Da five minutes.” 七修尊者:“【大拇指表情】你们继续,我还有事,先闪了。注意时间,我就禁了郭大五分钟。” Mad Sabre Four Waves: „come, come, come, we continued the topic. Little Friend Shuhang, can understand a matter from your words, faints fellow daoist in good fortune singing sound, is a fairy maiden? You used ‚her’ a moment ago this word.” 狂刀四浪:“来来来,我们继续刚才的话题。书航小友啊,从你刚才的话中可以明白一件事,昏死在造化歌声中的道友,是位仙子吧？你刚才用了‘她’这个词。” True Monarch North River: „Why will we say your note the lonely life? A exquisitely dainty and ravishingly beautiful fairy maiden, stupor in your side. You are not thinking takes care of her well, is actually also thinking throws her one side, making her naturally sober?” 北河真君:“为什么我们会说你注孤生呢？一个千娇百媚的仙子,昏迷在你的身边。你不想着好好照顾她,竟然还想着将她扔到一边,让她自然清醒？” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Little Friend Shuhang, you do not understand the woman.” 灭凤公子:“书航小友,你不懂女人。” I'm a Little White Crane at the Horizon: „To be honest, I have thought you man like Song Shuhang, will only appear in ‚joke piece’. Has not really thought.” 我是天角涯边的小白鹤:“说实话,我一直以为像宋书航你这样的男人,只会出现在‘笑话段子’中。没想到,真的没想到。” Tyrant Song: „Hey, I said that what you did misunderstand? Although this is a fairy maiden, moreover calculates on is a beautiful woman. However, others have Lord. Moreover, by EQ, my EQ in above standard.” 霸宋:“喂,我说你们是不是误会了点什么啊？虽然这是一位仙子,而且也算的上是美女。但是,人家是有主的啊。而且,论情商,我的情商还是在水准之上的。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Without the meaning, does quite a while the precious flower to have Lord, you also ambiguous what sends?” 灭凤公子:“没意思,搞半天名花有主,那你还暧昧的发什么？” Monk Cloud Swallowing: „I also think that has the opportunity to lead into Buddhism Little Friend Shuhang.” 吞云僧:“我还以为有机会将书航小友带入佛门。” Song Shuhang: „......”, therefore, is my mistake? 宋书航:“......”所以,是我的错哩？ Mad Sabre Four Waves: „This fairy maiden marry (a man)?” 狂刀四浪:“这位仙子嫁人了吗？” Tyrant Song: „Immediately must conduct the wedding, general idea.” 霸宋:“马上就要进行婚礼了,大概。” Mad Sabre Four Waves: „That did not have marry (a man) is right? In this case, your still have a chance! unmarried guy, unmarried girl.” 狂刀四浪:“那就是还没有嫁人对吧？这样的话,你就还有机会啊！男未婚,女未嫁的。” 【system message prompt:( ******) Mad Sabre Four Waves, already by the manager Venerable Seventh Path Silenced 1 hour.】 【系统消息提示:(******)狂刀四浪,已经被管理员七修尊者禁言一小时。】 Venerable Seventh Path: „Changed Dao name, does unable prevent your seeking death? Fellow Daoist Four Waves. Was careful that the objects walk to cut you.” 七修尊者:“改了道号,还是无法阻止你作死吗？四浪道友。小心人家对象找上门来砍你。” True Monarch North River: „Four Waves wants high wave compared with Three Waves, I felt that his seeking death...... will only sigh.” 北河真君:“四浪比三浪要高一浪,我感觉他只会更作死......叹气。” I'm a Little White Crane at the Horizon: „Said proper, Shuhang, you dry in the sun others fairy maiden directly are not quite being good. At least should also shoulder the bed to come up the rest others.” 我是天角涯边的小白鹤:“说正经的吧,书航,你直接将人家仙子晾着也不太好。至少也应该将人家扛到床上去休息。” Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „About the harm that the affable Dharma King Good Fortune singing sound brings, I recommend method-- to soak the medicinal bath, or takes the hot bath. Other day after I listened to the singing sound, the dizziness brain rose, after going home to take a bath, refreshing.” 灭凤公子:“关于舒缓造化法王歌声带来的伤害,我推荐一个方法——泡药浴,或是泡热水澡。上回我听完歌声后,头晕脑涨,回家泡了个澡后,神清气爽。” Is the fairy maiden stupor that „Little Friend Shuhang said that how also taking the hot bath? If Little Friend Shuhang carries her to take the hot bath, such can have the big problem.” Monk Cloud Swallowing said. “书航小友说的仙子还昏迷着呢,怎么泡热水澡？如果书航小友扛着她去泡热水澡,那样才会出大问题。”吞云僧道。 Chatted is chatting, the topic in group was also suddenly crooked. 聊着聊着,群里的话题突然又歪了。 From the beginning ‚cures the Dharma King Good Fortune's singing sound’, chatted ‚hot bath’ this topic. 从一开始的‘治愈造化法王的歌声’,聊到了‘热水澡’这个话题。 Heavenly Mansion Artifact Sect Yang Xian: „The [Evil Smile] words saying, I remember cultivation world has bath water of many to sell the sky-high price.” 天府器宗杨弦:“【邪笑表情】话说,我记得修真界有很多人的洗澡水都能卖出天价。” Tyrant Song: „0 _ 0” 霸宋:“0_0” Tyrant Song: „In reality has listened to some brute fellows, does the heavy taste to drinking beauty bath water, cultivation world have like this big gentleman?” 霸宋:“现实中听过有些鬼畜的家伙,会重口味到喝美人的洗澡水,修真界也有这样的大绅士？” However thinks also really to have the possibility, most cultivator are also the person, will be the person will have the hobby. In cultivator has the anomaly is not strange. 不过想想还真有可能,大部分的修士也是人,是人就会有爱好。修士中有变态也不奇怪。 Young Master Exterminating Phoenix: „Ha Ha Ha Ha, Yang Xian your is the malicious belt/bring topic purely.” 灭凤公子:“哈哈哈哈,杨弦你这纯属于恶意带话题。” Fairy Lychee: „Said earnestly, in cultivation world, beauty bath water may be unable to sell what price. Important does not look at the person to be beautiful, but looks at other factors. Like me in cultivation world many also can be considered as beauty, but my bath water no one wants. However True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant's bath water in our group, many people want to buy.” 荔枝仙子:“认真说,在修真界,美人的洗澡水可卖不出什么价钱。重要的不是看人美不美,而是看其他因素。像我在修真界多少也算是个美人,但我的洗澡水就没人要。然而我们群里的蛟霸真君的洗澡水,就有很多人想买。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant's bath water? 蛟霸真君的洗澡水？ In the Song Shuhang mind appears a picture-- True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant fruit the body to hover in the bathtub, after swimming one, sets out natural. Then, a group of cultivator striving to be first and fearing to be last to/clashes, must drink bath water. 宋书航脑海中浮现一个画面——蛟霸真君果着身子在浴缸里游动,游完一圈后潇洒起身。然后,一大群的修士争先恐后的冲过来,要喝洗澡水。 Wicked ~~ this picture is too beautiful, he cannot think. 恶~~这画面太美,他根本不敢多想。 Must Have A Soccer Team's Flood Dragon Tyrant: „Did fuck, how pull me? My from head to tail had not said a word, can this also draw me to come out get unjustly implicated? Little Lychee, you are insincere.” 要生一支男足的蛟霸:“卧艹,怎么扯上我了？我从头到尾就没说过一个词,这样也要拉我出来躺枪？小荔枝,你不厚道啊。” „Because in the group, I only remember that True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant your bath water, has sold the high price, moreover calculates on is the sky-high price. 【Conceals mouth chuckle expression】” Fairy Lychee said. “因为群里,我只记得蛟霸真君您的洗澡水,卖出过大价钱,而且算的上是天价。【掩嘴轻笑表情】”荔枝仙子道。 „Is that the dark life that the old man finds it unbearable to recall is good?” Must Have A Soccer Team's Flood Dragon Tyrant said: „Moreover, that is not bath water, is the flood dragon soup. In the past that old mixed wool, threw into me the pot, was joined to more than 300 kinds of medicinal herbs to refine to boil, I of one's youth was almost played, the skin took off/escaped several. Was good has good luck ever after because of me, escapes the birth day.” “那是老夫不堪回首的黑暗人生好不好？”要生一支男足的蛟霸道:“而且,那不是洗澡水,是蛟龙汤。当年那老杂毛,将我扔入锅中,配上三百多种药材炼煮,年轻时的我差点被玩死,皮都脱了好几层。好在我命大,逃出生天。” Song Shuhang heard until here, approximately clear what's the matter. 宋书航听到这里,大约明白是怎么回事了。 He asked curiously: „That...... old mixed wool afterward?” 他好奇问道:“那......老杂毛后来呢？” „Naturally was killed by me, I escaped alive, after practice has, first goes to give to get rid of him. Does not kill him, my Heart Demon does not eliminate, but also how practice?” True Monarch Flood Dragon Tyrant hēi hēi said with a smile. “当然被我弄死了,我逃出生天,修炼有成后,第一个就去将他给干掉。不弄死他,我心魔不除,还怎么修炼？”蛟霸真君嘿嘿笑道。 Later, Nine Provinces (1) Group's topic, back on track. 之后,九洲一号群的话题,重归正轨。 Fairy Lychee starts to chat the True Warrior Cup's Valkyrie War matter with everyone, will be on True Warrior Island a forthcoming competition. Fairy Lychee settles on third prize spirit beast ‚cocoon cow’, this time she wins. 荔枝仙子开始和大伙聊起真武杯女武神大战的事情,就是真武岛上即将举办的一场比赛。荔枝仙子看中第三名奖励灵兽‘茧牛’,这次她志在必得。 Song Shuhang knows nothing about this matter cannot interrupt, after thinking, he withdrew from the chat group page, switches off the cell phone. 宋书航对这事一无所知也插不上嘴,想了想后,他退出了聊天群页面,关掉手机。 Before the body, Fairy Floating Life still in the stupor, looked that her appearance must faint very for a long time. 身前,浮生仙子还在昏迷,看她的样子还得晕很久。 Song Shuhang thinks, took out Treasured Sabre Broken Tyrant, clever selects. On Broken Tyrant appears escape light, picks up Fairy Floating Life. 宋书航想了想,祭出宝刀霸碎,灵巧的一挑。霸碎上浮现一层遁光,将浮生仙子托起。 Afterward, Shuhang on such governing flying sword, goes toward Room Fairy Floating Life's line. 随后,书航就这样御着飞剑,往浮生仙子的行去。 As soon as he opens the door, distant happen to saw that Loli Poem rubs the eye to come out: „Senior Apprentice Brother Song, it's about time, we must attend class.” 他一打开房门,远远的正好看到诗萝莉揉着眼睛出来:“宋师兄,时间差不多了,我们要去上课了。” the next moment, she blinks, is looking at behind Song Shuhang's body stupor Fairy Floating Life: „Senior Apprentice Brother Song, what did you make to this Fairy Floating Life?” 下一刻,她眨了眨眼睛,望着宋书航身后的昏迷的浮生仙子:“宋师兄,你对这位浮生仙子做了什么？” „Do not speak irresponsibly.” Song Shuhang said: „She listened to the Dharma King Good Fortune's singing sound, fainted.” “别乱说。”宋书航道:“她是听了造化法王的歌声,昏过去了。” „oh.” Poem moe moe's nods, then her suddenly asked: „Senior Apprentice Brother Song, are you interested in receiving an adopted daughter? Very cute that will act cute that?” “哦。”诗萌萌的点了点头,然后她突然问道:“宋师兄,你有没有兴趣收个义女？很可爱的那种,会卖萌的那种？” Song Shuhang: „Pū ~~ ~” 宋书航:“噗~~~” Although the poem is very cute, but he is second-year student good, just reach 18 years old did, what adopted daughter receive? Moreover, does he seem like is so old? 虽然诗是很可爱,但他才大二好不好,刚满十八周岁,收个啥的义女啊？而且,他看起来真的那么老吗？ „Senior Apprentice Brother Song do not misunderstand, I do not want you to receive me for the adopted daughter.” Loli Poem beckons with the hand to say again and again. “宋师兄你不要误会,我并不是要你收我为义女。”诗萝莉连连摆手道。 Song Shuhang: „You asked suddenly this issue does do?” 宋书航:“那你突然问这个问题干啥？” „Is the candle wants me to ask.” Poem said with a bitter smile: „I also felt that the candle deliberately created trouble, but she wants me to ask for her.” “是烛非要我问的。”诗苦笑道:“我也感觉烛太胡闹了,但她一定要我替她问问。” „Candle?” Song Shuhang remembered and poem immediately in the same place, that age younger loli, is junior apprentice sister of poem, as if also wants a little smaller compared with Guoguo. “烛？”宋书航马上想起了和诗在一起,那个年纪更小的萝莉,是诗的师妹吧,比果果似乎还要小一点。 „Un, she thinks, when Senior Apprentice Brother Song's adopted daughter.” The poem said. “嗯,她想当宋师兄的义女。”诗道。 Song Shuhang: „Is the wool? With not saying my her look at me felt kind anything, I don't believe.” 宋书航:“为毛？别跟说我她看着我感觉亲切啥的,我不信。” „Recognizes Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang after the adoptive father, she can taking advantage of seeing adoptive father's name, descends the mountain Jiangnan University Campus to play some time.” Loli Poem earnestly said. “认了书航师兄当义父后,她就可以借着看望义父的名义,下山来江南大学城玩一段时间。”诗萝莉认真道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „Although the candle somewhat deliberately creates trouble, but, I carefully think, because this matter you also has the profit to Senior Apprentice Brother Song, therefore, I request pass on to give Senior Apprentice Brother Song her.” Poem earnestly said. “虽然烛有些胡闹,不过,我认真想了想,因为这事情对宋师兄你也是有益处的,所以,我还是将她要求转述给宋师兄。”诗认真道。 Song Shuhang: „Profit?” 宋书航:“益处？” „Un, the parents of candle when explored beyond the heaven ancient immortal ruins to be missing, afterward was her grandfather has fostered her. Her grandfather True Monarch Pear is refiner Grandmaster that in our gate ranks among the best. I looked that Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang you have promoted Fourth Stage, about the same must build own living item. If the candle recognizes you for the adoptive father, that True Monarch Pear definitely meets take action to help Senior Apprentice Brother Song build living item.” The poem is blinking to say. “嗯,烛的父母在探索一处天外古仙遗府的时候失踪了,后来一直是她的外公抚养她。她外公鸭梨真君是我们门内数一数二的炼器宗师。我看书航师兄你已经晋升四品,差不多要打造属于自己的本命法器了。如果烛认你为义父,那鸭梨真君肯定会出手帮助宋师兄打造本命法器。”诗眨着眼睛道。 Song Shuhang: „Tempts with the promise of gain?” 宋书航:“利诱？” „Un, because the candle must do obeisance Senior Apprentice Brother Song for adoptive father's matter, thinks that Senior Apprentice Brother Shuhang your also impossible complies. Therefore, I think with tempting with the promise of gain the method is best.” Poem earnestly said. “嗯,因为烛要拜宋师兄为义父的事情,想想书航师兄你也不可能答应。所以,我觉的用利诱的方法最好。”诗认真道。 Song Shuhang smiled: „Your this is so definite, the grandfather of candle ‚True Monarch Pear’, will agree that the candle does recognize me for the adoptive father? My cultivation base is not high. Moreover...... I'm just 18 years old.” 宋书航笑了起来:“你这这么确定,烛的外公‘鸭梨真君’,会同意烛认我为义父？要知道,我的修为并不高。而且......我才十八周岁。” „18 years old were big, in ancient times this age are several children's father.” The poem, the pupil sinks at this point: „Moreover, the candle must recognize adoptive father's words, so long as moral behaviour pretty good, even if the average person, his grandfather will not reject.” “十八周岁不小了,在古时候这个年纪已经是好几个孩子的爹了。”诗说到这里,眸子微沉:“而且,烛要认义父的话,只要人品可以,哪怕是普通人,他外公也不会拒绝的。” The parents of candle when she was very young was missing, because of this point, True Monarch Pear will not be cruel enough to reject. 烛的父母在她很小的时候就失踪了,因为这一点,鸭梨真君就不会忍心拒绝。