The wife who Doudou online soaks ran up to Jiangnan University Campus to find my, what should I do, online, was very anxious. 豆豆在网上泡的媳妇跑到江南大学城找到我这了,我要怎么办,在线等,挺急的。 'Chu Chu' is blinking the eye, is looking at Song Shuhang. ‘楚楚’眨巴着眼睛,望着宋书航。 Her semester third year of high school, the next semester has wanted the college entrance examination, the goal was to naturally be admitted to Jiangnan University Campus...... 她这个学期已经高三,下个学期就要高考,目标自然是考入江南大学城...... Today she asks for leave specially, runs up to Jiangnan University Campus to come to see Doudou. She must have a look, Doudou really in Jiangnan University Campus. 今天她是特意请假了,跑到江南大学城来看豆豆。她要看看,豆豆是不是真的在江南大学城。 She is very lucky, quick found Doudou. 她很幸运,很快就找到了豆豆。 Also Doudou must be more charming , when developing movie Senior Apprentice Brother Gao Sheng status that online sees must be more graceful. Felt how to see does not look greasily, each angle has the makings very much, compared with star anything that her schoolmate pursues must lead. 豆豆比网上看到的还要更帅气,比演电影时的高升师兄状态还要更帅。感觉怎么看都看不腻,各个角度都很有气质,比她同学追的明星什么的都要帅。 Is Doudou's voice, changed somewhat strange...... 就是豆豆的声音,变的有些古怪...... The Song Shuhang awkward tracing nose, was staring at being scared by this small girl. 宋书航尴尬的摸了摸鼻子,被这小丫头盯着发毛。 „Did you alone run Jiangnan University Campus to come?” Song Shuhang asked. “你一个人跑江南大学城来了？”宋书航问道。 „Un.” Chu Chu nods: „I do not run away secretly, I have said to my baba, must come Jiangnan area to look at the friend, my baba also agreed.” “嗯。”楚楚点了点头:“不过我不是偷偷跑出来的,我跟我爸爸说过,要来江南地区看朋友,我爸爸也同意了。” Song Shuhang: „......” Is the baba heart of this small girl so wide? Is one's own? 宋书航:“......”这小丫头的爸爸心这么宽？是不是亲生的啊？ Now what is most troublesome, must with this small girl explain oneself and relations between Doudou? 现在最麻烦的是,要怎么和这小丫头解释自己和豆豆之间的关系？ The reason, confesses to her directly will be quite good. Otherwise, a lie needs to make up with more rumors, by that time will be only getting more and more troublesome. 理智上来说,直接向她坦白会比较好。否则的话,一个谎言需要用更多的谎言去弥补,到时候只会越来越麻烦。 But the issue is, Doudou is woof. Does he want to introduce the Doudou's matter with this younger sister paper? 但问题是,豆豆是只汪啊。他要怎么和这妹纸介绍豆豆的事？ Actually, what until now and you play the game is a puppy dog, very cute pekingese. The younger sister will fall insanely. 其实,一直以来和你玩游戏的是一只小狗狗,很可爱的京巴。妹子会疯掉的吧。 „First sits.” Song Shuhang moved a position toward the , making Chu Chu first sit down. “先坐吧。”宋书航往边上挪了个位置,让楚楚先坐下。 „Un.” Chu Chu sweet smiles, sits down next to Song Shuhang, both hands twist in the same place, the small face is ruddy. “嗯。”楚楚甜甜一笑,紧挨着宋书航坐下,双手绞在一起,小脸红扑扑的。 „Hey, who Shuhang...... is this little miss? Aren't you and Teacher Su are dating ma?” Gao Moumou close to Song Shuhang, said silently near his ear. “喂,书航......这小姑娘又是谁？你不是和苏老师在约吗？”高某某靠近宋书航,在他耳边小声道。 Song Shuhang this fellow, could it be standing with each foot in a different boat? 宋书航这家伙,难道一脚踏两船？ „Being a long story, this matter is not my pot, a while explained with you again.” Song Shuhang worried rubbed the temples. “说来话长,这事情不是我的锅,一会儿再和你们解释。”宋书航苦恼的揉了揉太阳穴。 „Doudou, You don't want me to come over ma?” Chu Chu sees a Song Shuhang face worried appearance, asked timidly. In her mind remembered many network melodramatic love drama's plot all of a sudden. “豆豆,你不想我过来吗？”楚楚看到宋书航一脸苦恼的样子,怯怯问道。她脑海中一下子想起了很多网络狗血爱情剧的剧情。 „No, my worried is not this issue.” Song Shuhang sighed. “不,我苦恼的不是这个问题。”宋书航叹了口气。 wait...... 等下...... I am worried! 我苦恼个屁啊！ Is this Doudou wants the worried matter to be good? Why can I for its puzzled hover between life and death? 这是豆豆要苦恼的事情好不好？为什么我要替它纠结的死去活来的？ I am not Doudou, in online flirts is not I. My Ma does not have to rub to be clear including own sentimental line, where has the time for the Doudou to rub sentiment line? 我又不是豆豆,在网上撩妹的也不是我。我特玛的连自己的感情线都没有撸清,哪有时间替豆豆撸感情线？ How must and Younger Sister Chu Chu explained how must deal with Younger Sister Chu Chu, is the matter that Doudou must have a headache about is right. 要怎么和楚楚妹子解释,要怎么应付楚楚妹子,都是豆豆要头痛的事情才对。 „This matter is actually a long story, Chu Chu wait a moment, I telephone.” Song Shuhang said. “这事情其实说来话长,楚楚你等下,我打个电话。”宋书航道。 „oh.” Nod of Chu Chu lovable. “哦。”楚楚乖巧的点了点头。 Song Shuhang took out the cell phone, derives the contact person, then found the Doudou's number, the dial in the past. 宋书航掏出手机,导出联系人,然后找到豆豆的号码,拨打过去。 Heard that Doudou is being detained by True Monarch Yellow Mountain now, hoping the telephone can put through. 听说豆豆现在被黄山真君关押着,希望电话能接通吧。 Very lucky...... the Doudou's telephone made a connection. 很幸运......豆豆的电话打通了。 „Does woof, the devil, make my phone call to do?” Doudou's voice spreads from the cell phone. “汪,死鬼,打我电话干嘛？”豆豆的声音从手机中传出。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” damn, what is the devil calls? 尼玛,死鬼是什么称呼？ „Hey? Hey? Didn't speak to do? Was the channel the cell phone puts in the pocket to dial by mistake?” Doudou called out. “喂？喂？不说话干嘛？通道是手机放口袋中误拨出来了？”豆豆叫道。 Song Shuhang: „No, has not dialed by mistake. I cannot bear you to call to me all of a sudden strangely.” 宋书航:“不,没有误拨。我只是一下子受不了你对我诡异的称呼。” „My this is not practicing...... to revolt against Big Idiot Yellow Mountain must marry me, I was practicing recently how when meets, gives the person to make the worst first impression.” Doudou triumphantly said. “我这不是在练习嘛......为了反抗黄山大傻要将我嫁出去,我最近正在练习怎么在一见面的时候,就给人制造最恶劣的第一印象。”豆豆得意洋洋道。 Song Shuhang: „I felt that you do not need to practice completely, so long as with your instinct and ensure can give people the worst first impression.” 宋书航:“我感觉你完全不用练习,只要凭着你的本能,保证能给人最恶劣的第一印象。” „Right? Am I so fierce? Ha Ha Ha Ha, is really embarrassed.” Doudou said with a smile. “是吗？我有那么厉害吗？哈哈哈哈,真是不好意思。”豆豆笑道。 Song Shuhang toothache: „My this is not praising you.” 宋书航牙痛:“我这可不是在夸奖你。” „Bah, lacking savoir-faire, others are quite shy.” Doudou said. “呸,死样,人家好羞涩啦。”豆豆道。 Song Shuhang have one's hair stand on end: „Do not use this tone speech, we are the good friends.” 宋书航毛骨悚然:“别用这种语气说话,我们还是好朋友。” „Does woof, make my phone call to have the matter?” Doudou said. “汪,打我电话有事？”豆豆道。 „Chu Chu came.” Song Shuhang said. “楚楚来了。”宋书航道。 „What?” Doudou gawked staring. “啥？”豆豆愣了愣。 „Chu Chu came Jiangnan University Campus to look for me, now sits in my side.” Song Shuhang heavy conversation: „Now, don't yourself and she chat?” “楚楚来江南大学城找我了,现在就坐在我身边。”宋书航重复道:“现在,你自己和她聊聊不？” Doudou: „......” 豆豆:“......” „Elder Brother I can help your, only then so many. Then, yourself chat with Chu Chu well, and explained to her the matter.” Song Shuhang said. “哥哥我能帮你的,只有这么多了。接下来,你自己好好和楚楚聊聊,并将事情跟她解释一下。”宋书航道。 Then, he gives puzzled Chu Chu the cell phone. 然后,他将手机递给一脸疑惑的楚楚。 „, Chats with Doudou well.” Song Shuhang said. “给,跟豆豆好好聊聊吧。”宋书航道。 Chu Chu a confused face: „Chats with Doudou well? You?” 楚楚一脸懵逼:“跟豆豆好好聊聊？那你？” „I am not Doudou.” Song Shuhang said with a warm smile. “我不是豆豆。”宋书航温和笑道。 Chu Chu opened the mouth, on the cute small face full is the color of shock, a face does not dare to imagine. 楚楚张大了嘴巴,可爱的小脸上满是震惊之色,一脸不敢思议。 „In fact, Doudou...... and my long looks like very much. Therefore, frequently some people him and my mistake.” Song Shuhang said with a laugh. “事实上,豆豆......和我长的很像。所以,经常有人将他和我认错。”宋书航笑呵呵道。 When Doudou this silly dog did not have change form in any case, by that time wait/etc. his Fifth Stage, when lets its change form pay specific attention, slightly changes with his similar point on no problem. 反正豆豆这傻狗还没有化形,到时候等他五品时,让它化形时注意点,稍稍变的和他相似一点就没问题。 „Is this?” Chu Chu small face bashful red, later, she received the Song Shuhang's cell phone, timid calling said: „Doudou?” “是这样吗？”楚楚小脸羞的通红,随后,她接过了宋书航的手机,怯生生的唤道:“豆豆？” „woof, is I, wife.” Familiar Doudou's voice passes from the cell phone. “汪,是我,老婆。”熟悉的豆豆的声音从手机中传出来。 This voice, this tone, that's right...... this is Doudou that she knows. 这声音,这语气,没错了......这才是她认识的豆豆。 However, Jiangnan University Campus' this Song Shuhang, what's the matter? 但是,江南大学城的这位宋书航,又是怎么回事？ „Wife, you finds a peaceful place, I and you chat alone. To Song Shuhang this goods distant point, do not make him hear.” Doudou's voice resounds. “老婆,你找个安静的地方,我和你单独聊聊。离宋书航这货远点,不要让他听到。”豆豆的声音响起。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” „oh.” Chu Chu nods, then she stands, first to nod of Song Shuhang is sorry, then slightly ran was leaving the classroom. “哦。”楚楚点了点头,然后她站起来,先向宋书航抱歉的点了点头,接着小跑着离开了教室。 After seeing the little miss leaves, Song Shuhang relaxes. 看到小姑娘离开后,宋书航松了口气。 „Hey, Shuhang...... a moment ago this little miss and your what related?” Tubo and the others asked curiously. “喂,书航......刚才这小姑娘和你什么关系？”土波等人好奇问道。 „Is my friend, younger sister in online game.” Song Shuhang said after a sigh. “是我一位朋友,在网游中约的妹子。”宋书航感叹道。 „What? In online game does younger sister have such high quality?” Tubo stares the big eye: „What plays?” “什么？网游中约的妹子有这么高的质量？”土波瞪大眼睛:“什么游戏？” „I am not clear, I have not played that online game.” Song Shuhang shrugs. “我也不清楚,我又没玩那款网游啊。”宋书航耸了耸肩。 „How she ran up to Jiangnan University Campus to look for you.” Gao Moumou pushed the eye: „Has certainly the intrigue.” “那她怎么跑到江南大学城来找你了。”高某某推了推眼睛:“其中一定有奸情。” „fuck you.” Song Shuhang said: „In fact, this is also my worried matter. My that friend compares to do strangely, this younger sister asked when its long what, it issued the younger sister my picture.” “日您。”宋书航道:“事实上,这也是我烦恼的事情。我那朋友比较搞怪,这妹子问它长的啥样时,它将我的照片发给妹子了。” Gao Moumou: „......” 高某某:“......” Tubo: „......” 土波:“......” Yangde: „......” 阳德:“......” side Schoolmate Xiong Donghua: „fuck, such friend please give me a dozen!” 身边的熊董华同学:“卧艹,这样的朋友请给我来一打啊！” Can't this type for good friend life-long happiness, the picking up girls for the friend good friend, why he meet? 这种替好友终生幸福着想,替朋友泡妞的好友,为什么他就遇不上啊？ „Does your friend also lack the partner or pendant not?” Tubo seriously said: „next time, making him when playing the game, sends my picture. Even my home address can transmit, I really do not mind.” “你那朋友还缺伙伴或挂件不？”土波严肃道:“下回,让他在玩游戏时,发我的照片吧。连我的家庭地址都可以发送出去,我真的不介意的。” Yangde: „Shuhang, are we friends?” 阳德:“书航,我们是朋友吧？” „What do you want to say?” Song Shuhang corner of the mouth twitches to say. “你想说什么？”宋书航嘴角抽搐道。 „We are the words of good friend, your friend is my friend.” Yangde pats the chest saying: „Elder Brother I have one set of artistic photo, specially charming that. You help me issue your friend to work as the material, when next time meets the younger sister who needs to send the picture asked him to send my picture. My plenary powers authorization, does not collect the portrait working cost.” “我们是好朋友的话,你的朋友就是我的朋友啊。”阳德拍着胸膛道:“哥哥我有一套艺术照,特别帅气的那种。你帮我发给你的朋友当素材吧,下回遇上需要发照片的妹子时叫他发我的照片。我全权授权,不收肖像使用费。” „Your such hunger and thirst?” Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile. “你们就这么饥渴？”宋书航苦笑道。 „You have Teacher Su, how can understand the pain of our bachelor? nowadays, wants to look for a beautiful woman is what kind of difficulty.” Tubo said after a sigh. “你已经有苏老师了,怎么能理解我们单身汉的痛苦？这年头,想找个美女是何等的困难啊。”土波感叹道。 „Actually I to Schoolmate Bai He love at first sight.” Yangde corner of the mouth rises saying: „I recalled for these days, felt more and more Schoolmate Bai He has a charming beauty, moreover her body has to plant angelically the warm flavor. I who Shuhang, you think make the Schoolmate Bai He words, how can?” “其实我对白鹤同学一见钟情的。”阳德嘴角上扬道:“我这几天回想起来,越来越感觉白鹤同学有一种帅气的美,而且她身上有种天使般温暖的味道。书航,你觉的我去约白鹤同学的话,会怎么样？” Does Yangde like True Monarch White Crane unexpectedly? 阳德竟然喜欢白鹤真君？ Song Shuhang felt suddenly has funny feeling...... 宋书航突然感觉好有喜感...... Good, Senior White Crane of feminine shape, indeed moe. Yangde likes her, is not strange. After all the men are ‚visual animal’, instinct likes the beautiful thing. 好吧,偏女性形态的白鹤前辈,的确蛮萌的。阳德喜欢上她,也不奇怪。毕竟男人都是‘视觉动物’,本能的喜欢美好的事物。 „cough, if you to her confession, may be hit the excrement by her.” Song Shuhang said: „Person who because she has liking.” “咳,如果你向她告白的话,或许会被她打屎的。”宋书航道:“因为她有喜欢的人了。” „Is fuck, who? Let me know that who under my love rival is!” Tubo said. “卧艹,是谁？让我知道下我的情敌是谁！”土波道。 Song Shuhang: „......” Isn't Yangde likes White Crane? Tubo do you join in the fun? 宋书航:“......”不是阳德喜欢白鹤吗？土波你凑什么热闹？ Person who „Schoolmate Bai He has liking? Heavens, not.” “白鹤同学有喜欢的人了？天呐,不是吧。” „Does not want, did my new goddess really have the lover?” “不要啊,我的新女神竟然有恋人了？” „Was too cruel, just transferred Schoolmate Bai He that the school comes obviously, I the love, was actually just lovelorn immediately.” “太残忍了,明明刚转校过来的白鹤同学,我刚恋爱了,却又马上失恋了。” With encirclement, the unexpectedly piece of schoolmates wail. 同围,竟然有一片的同学哀嚎。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” Likes the Senior White Crane's person in secret, unexpectedly also many? 暗中喜欢上白鹤前辈的人,竟然还不少？ „Said, what Schoolmate Bai He likes is who?” Gao Moumou asked curiously. “说说呗,白鹤同学到底喜欢的是谁？”高某某好奇问道。 „You knew that «Dharma-Ending Battle» male lead.” Song Shuhang said. “你们都认识的,《末法之战》的男主角。”宋书航道。 Yangde: „my Heaven, was hopeless.” So long as he remembers the man who that such as this world exiles the immortal, existence of that graceful non- human, one despair. The love rival is that existing words, absolutely does not have the opportunity. 阳德:“我的天,没戏了。”他只要想起那位如凡尘谪仙的男子,那种帅的非人类的存在,就一阵绝望。情敌是那种存在的话,完全没机会啊。 „Old Song, that did Schoolmate Shi have the boyfriend?” At this time, a voice resounded in behind Song Shuhang's body. “老宋,那诗同学有男友了吗？”这时,又一个声音在宋书航身后响起。 „fuck!” Song Shuhang said that too beast? “卧艹！”宋书航道,太禽兽了吧？ Loli Poem is so small, wants to start to her unexpectedly? 诗萝莉还那么小,竟然就想对她下手？ Believes him to report to the police immediately. 信不信他马上报警啊。 „Three years of blood gains, the death penalty does not owe!” Rear that voice said. “三年血赚,死刑不亏啊！”后方那声音道。 „Indefinite blood gains, the death penalty also gains.” Also person orthodox. “无期血赚,死刑也赚。”又人更正道。 „Wants raising several years, Schoolmate Shi is not absolutely worse than Schoolmate Bai He.” “只要养上几年,诗同学绝对不比白鹤同学差。” „early booking, so as to avoid later has the by the thousands upon tens of thousands competitor.” “早点预定,免得以后有千千万万的竞争者。” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......”