Buys the process of cell phone to be very smooth, Song Shuhang chooses the cell phone that just has this month, bought two, one black one white. 买手机的过程很顺利,宋书航选择了一款本月刚出的手机,买了两只,一黑一白。 by that time, black keeps for oneself, white remains to Senior White. 到时候,黑的留着自用,白的留着给白前辈。 Waits for Senior White to brush Heavenly Tribulation to come out, these two cell phone magical transformation, the beautiful drop is ruthless. 等白前辈刷完天劫出来,再将这两只手机魔改一番,美滴狠。 Before magical transformation, this cell phone first is gathering together the use. At least can be used for conversation, online chat. 魔改之前,这手机先凑和着使用。至少可以用来通话,聊天上网。 Buys the cell phone, paid money, Song Shuhang leaves the cell phone shop. 买完手机,付完钱,宋书航离开手机店。 The life of average person mostly does not have the mighty waves tranquilly, generally speaking, thinks, when buys only the cell phone, meets to rob the event, explosion, and probabilities of other terrifying events is very low is very low. Some people cannot come across similar matter for a lifetime. 普通人的生活大多是平静没有波澜,一般而言,想在买只手机的时候,遇到抢劫事件啊、爆炸啊、以及其他恐怖事件的几率很低很低。有些人一辈子都遇不到类似的事情。 Song Shuhang tries to load the cell phone own SIM card, smooth starting, no problem. SIM card seemingly has the breakage, but can live under Heavenly Tribulation, its also can be considered as has good luck ever. 宋书航试着将自己的手机卡装入手机,顺利开机,没毛病。手机卡看似有破损,但能在天劫下活下来,它也算是命大。 Then, Song Shuhang looked to evade the human eye goal place, Controlling Sabre flew again, returned to Medicine Master that building. 接着,宋书航找了个避人眼目的地方,再次御刀飞起,回归药师那幢楼。 Gone back on the way, also passed through that park. 回去的途中,又经过了那处公园。 Instructor Little Li is not, was morning exercise finished evidently. 只是小李教员已经不在,看样子是晨练结束回去。 Perhaps, Instructor Little Li insists again, can become a martial arts master, is skilled in the blade, sword, stick and fist four certainly, fights all over Jiangnan martial arts world not to have the rival. 或许,小李教员再坚持下去,能成为一名武林高手,精通刀、剑、棍、拳四绝,打遍江南武林界无敌手。 ...... ...... ...... ...... The time flies, the time that in the morning attended class will draw near. 时间飞逝,上午上课的时间快到了。 Song Shuhang arrives at the Loli Poem room, asking her to get out of bed. 宋书航来到诗萝莉的房间,叫她起床。 „Poem, got out of bed, must attend class.” Song Shuhang patted the cheek of poem. “诗,起床了,要上课了。”宋书航拍了拍诗的脸蛋。 „Wú...... repugnant, do not call others...... to make others rest again meets the little while.” Poem rolled over, quilt one volume, coils one group. Meaning that her eye, do not open. “唔......讨厌啦,不要叫人家啦......让人家再睡一会会儿。”诗翻了个身,将被子一卷,卷成一团。她的眼睛,都没有要睁开的意思。 Song Shuhang sighed, lightly patted her: „First gets up, is not really good, after school, rests?” 宋书航叹了口气,又轻轻拍了拍她:“先起来吧,真不行,到学校后再睡？” „Does not want, does not want.” The tiny both legs of poem whip on the bed: „Makes me rest a while...... I not to want...... Senior Apprentice Brother Song again, asked you.” “不要,不要啦。”诗的细小的双腿在床上拍打起来:“让我再睡一会儿......我不要起来......宋师兄,求你啦。” „......” Song Shuhang: „Or, do I bring your Controlling Sabre Flight in the past?” “......”宋书航:“要不,我带着你御刀飞行过去？” „Does not want, I do not attend class, I do not get out of bed, Senior Apprentice Brother Song most disliked......” poem to send out careful voice, shrank into the quilt the head. “不要,我不要去上课,我不要起床,宋师兄最讨厌了......”诗发出细细的声音,将头缩入被子。 Most repugnant...... 最讨厌了...... Repugnant...... 讨厌了...... „Good.” Song Shuhang said with a bitter smile: „You first continue to sleep, at noon I come to call you to eat meal again.” “好吧。”宋书航苦笑道:“那你先继续睡觉吧,中午我再过来叫你吃饭。” „Um, um, Senior Apprentice Brother Song most liked.” The poem changed a statement to mutter immediately, then she curled a more comfortable posture, rested satisfactory. “嗯嗯嗯,宋师兄最喜欢了。”诗马上改口喃喃道,然后她卷了个更舒服的姿势,美美的睡了起来。 Most liked...... 最喜欢了...... Liked...... 喜欢了...... Therefore ah, the disobedient child love and hate, always come is so easy. 所以啊,熊孩子的爱和恨,总是来的这么容易。 × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × × ××××××××××××××××××××× Finally, Song Shuhang attended class. 最终,宋书航独自一人去上课。 This morning curriculum is the mathematics courses. 今天早上的课程是数学课。 Mathematics courses Professor Yang has a custom, he likes mentioning by name suddenly. Is attended class in, after speaking a knowledge main point, random mentioned by name. 数学课的杨教授有个习惯,他喜欢突然点名。就是上课上着上着,讲完一个知识要点后,会随机的进行点名。 But roll-call checking attendance, will also take the result, affects the final inspection result. 而点名考勤的次数,还会作为成绩,影响到最终的考核成绩。 This hobby is not very really good, many schoolmates hope that Professor Yang can change this bad habit, what a pity Professor Yang has not accepted everyone's opinion, sticks to one's own way of doing things as before. 这种爱好真的很不好,很多同学都希望杨教授能改一下这个坏习惯,可惜杨教授没有采纳大家的意见,依旧我行我素。 Today Professor Yang does not have the exception. Attends class to half of times, his sudden spirit shook, starts to mention by name. 今天杨教授也没有例外。上课到一半的时候,他突然精神一震,开始点名了。 „Here we go again.” Gao Moumou rubbed the face, was good was energetic because of him recently, has not skipped classes. Meanwhile, he puts out a hand Tubo that pushed the nearby to sleep: „Quick wake up, Old Yang started to mention by name.” “又来了。”高某某揉了揉脸,好在他最近精力充沛,没有逃课。同时,他伸手推了推边上睡觉的土波:“快醒醒,老杨又开始点名了。” Tubo wipes the saliva, a face confused opening eye. 土波擦去口水,一脸迷茫的睁开眼睛。 Song Shuhang rubbed the temples-- poem and True Monarch White Crane not. Although they come the university experience life, the result has no effect on them. 宋书航揉了揉太阳穴——诗和白鹤真君都不在。虽然她们俩只是来大学体验生活的,成绩对她们没啥影响。 But in the words by Old Yang caring, is not a good deed. 但被老杨惦记上的话,可不是件好事。 while thinking, Professor Yang already first even/including chose/point several people, and selected his name: „Song Shuhang.” 正思索间,杨教授已经一连点了好几个人,并点到了他的名字:“宋书航。” „In.” Song Shuhang said. “在。”宋书航道。 Old Yang looked at Song Shuhang, satisfied nod. His memory is very good, can always in the name and general appearance link up of student the class. 老杨望了眼宋书航,满意的点了点头。他的记忆力特别棒,总是能将班级里学生的名字和大概模样联系起来。 This is also the schoolmates most hates the place, as the matter stands, the roll-call of Old Yang, making others generation report inadequately. 这也是同学们最痛恨之处,这样一来,老杨的点名,让别人代报一下都不成。 The university mentioned by name, properly speaking goes through the motions, meaning, the teachers and students coordinated to deal with finish up, why didn't some schools even mentioning by name this type ‚activity’ have...... to want such unfeeling? 大学点名,按理说只是走个过场,意思一下,师生们配合着应付一下就完事的,有些学校甚至连点名这种‘活动’都没有......为什么要这么绝情呢？ „Gao Moumou.” Old Yang also called out. “高某某。”老杨又叫道。 “Present.” Gao Moumou replied, his name was too special, after causing the common teacher has seen his name, very much easily him remembers. “到。”高某某回道,他的名字太特殊了,导致一般的老师见过他的名字后,很容易就将他记住了。 Not is only the roll-call in Old Yang class, other classroom teachers' roll-calls, want to him, will take a look at his one eyes. No one can replace Gao Moumou to answer the name, often thinks of here, Gao Moumou on sad from heart. 不仅是老杨课上的点名,其他课堂老师的点名,只要点到他,都会瞅他一眼。没有人可以代替高某某答名,每每想到这里,高某某就悲从心起。 Therefore, this person of name, is very important. 所以,这人的名字,真的很重要。 „Song Shi?” Professor Yang called out, he is also profound to this little miss impression, after all is the genius young girl. “宋诗？”杨教授叫道,他对这小姑娘也印象深刻,毕竟是天才少女。 Song Shuhang clenches teeth, he pinched the throat to call out: “Present!” 宋书航一咬牙,他捏着嗓子叫道:“到！” During registration, he used the Illusion Brooch function, affects the Professor Yang vision. 在报到的同时,他使用了幻形胸针的功能,影响杨教授的视觉。 Only affects Professor Yang, in other person of eyes, he is Song Shuhang. 只影响杨教授,在其他人眼中,他还是宋书航。 Therefore, Song Shuhang pinches the throat to answer at the appointed time, nearby Tubo, Gao Moumou and were Yangde three people of surprised looking to Song Shuhang, Old Song to take the wrong medicine today? In the Old Yang class, dares to call? Moreover replaces ‚Song Shi’ this individual characteristics obvious schoolmate to register? 所以,宋书航捏着嗓子答到时,边上的土波、高某某、阳德三人吃惊的望向宋书航,老宋今天是吃错药了？在老杨的课上,都敢代人叫到？而且还是代替‘宋诗’这种个人特征明显的同学报到？ But made they more surprised matter happen. 但让他们更吃惊的事情发生了。 On the platform Old Yang pushed the eyeglasses, looks position that Song Shuhang was. Then, his satisfied nod, checks in the roll. 讲台上老杨推了推眼镜,望了眼宋书航所在的位置。然后,他满意的点了点头,在点名册上划了个勾。 As if in his eyes, Song Shuhang is not Song Shuhang, but is Loli Poem is ordinary. 似乎在他眼中,宋书航并不是宋书航,而就是诗萝莉一般。 „???” A Gao Moumou face issue, today's did Old Yang take the wrong medicine? “？？？”高某某一脸问题,今天的老杨吃错药了？ Not is only Gao Moumou, surroundings many schoolmate also a confused face. 不仅是高某某,周围很多同学也一脸懵逼。 The registration is still continuing. 报名还在继续。 „Yangde.” Old Yang continued to call out. “阳德。”老杨继续叫道。 Yangde should say hastily: “Present.” 阳德连忙应道:“到。” „Lu Fei.” “陆菲。” “Present.” “到。” „Tubo.” “土波。” „In.” “在。” „White Crane!” Professor Yang also called out. “白鹤！”杨教授又叫道。 Then, in Gao Moumou, Tubo and in the Yangde three people of surprised vision, Song Shuhang moved a position , to continue to pinch voice saying: “Present!” 然后,在高某某、土波、阳德三人惊讶的目光中,宋书航挪了个位置,继续掐着声音道:“到！” Old Yang continues raise head, took a look at Song Shuhang. 老杨继续抬头,瞅了眼宋书航。 no problem. 没毛病。 Then, Old Yang to taking the wrong medicine was the same, nods, marked the check in the roll. 然后,老杨就跟吃错药了一样,点了点头,在点名册上画上了勾。 Tubo and surrounding schoolmate, surprised is looking at Song Shuhang, his mother what's the matter? Old Yang today blind eye? Had not seen that a Song Shuhang this goods person did call three 'present'? 土波和周围的同学,吃惊的望着宋书航,这他妈到底是怎么回事？老杨今天瞎眼睛了？没看到宋书航这货一人叫了三次‘到’了？ „could it be isn't the Old Yang getting out of bed posture right today?” Has schoolmate secretly said in heart. “难道是今天老杨起床姿势不对？”有同学心中暗道。 „Also possibly was his today's eyeglasses wears mistakenly, wasn't the number of degree right?” Also some people of secretly thought. “也可能是他今天的眼镜戴错了,度数不对？”又有人暗道。 „Or, he falls ill today, actually in brain a blank?” “或者,今天他生病了,其实大脑里一片空白？” „Right, Zhu Tao has not come today, was inferior that we called for him. Today Old Yang is very blind, could pass through.” The nearby has the strong schoolmate, said in a low voice. “对了,朱涛今天没来,不如我们替他叫到吧。今天老杨很瞎,说不定可以过关。”边上有壮壮的同学,低声道。 Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” No, buddy your several some, Old Yang today not blind, has not worn the wrong eyeglasses, has not fallen ill, really! 别,哥们你们几个别介,老杨今天没瞎,也没戴错眼镜,也没生病,真的！ „Nan Xinqiong.” “南芯琼。” “Present.” “到。” „Zhu Tao!” At this time, Old Yang selected the Zhu Tao name. “朱涛！”这时,老杨点到了朱涛的名字。 Afterward, a that strong roommate face of Zhu Tao is proper, raise head throws out the chest saying: “Present!” 随后,朱涛的那位壮壮的室友一脸正经,抬头挺胸道:“到！” Song Shuhang: „......” 宋书航:“......” if possible, he hopes that oneself can lend this buddy ‚Illusion Brooch’. But now borrows, already its too late. Moreover, Song Shuhang has not learned ‚illusion art’. Also can't do anything about it separates to empty in others body set of illusion art anything. 如果可以的话,他希望自己能将‘幻形胸针’借给这位哥们。但现在借,都已经来不及了。另外,宋书航还没学会‘幻术’。也没办法隔空在别人身上套个幻术啥的。 Song Shuhang fills with the apology. 宋书航满怀歉意。 Professor Yang pushed the eyeglasses, is staring at the Zhu Tao roommate: „Are you Zhu Tao?” 杨教授推了推眼镜,盯着朱涛的室友:“你是朱涛？” The “Eh.” strong roommate feeling is not wonderful, Director, this script isn't right ah! “呃。”壮壮的室友感觉不妙,导演,这剧本不对啊！ „Who that beforehand is Xiong Donghua?” Professor Yang said solemnly. “那之前的熊董华是谁？”杨教授沉声道。 Professor not only not blind, his memory also no problem, stick. 教授不仅没瞎,他的记忆力也没问题,棒棒的。 Xiong Donghua good to cry, if can send an expression now, he must brush full screen's 【Has tears streaming down the face】 Expression. 熊董华好想哭,如果现在可以发个表情的话,他一定要刷满屏的【泪流满面】的表情。 „Schoolmate bear, being loyal is a good deed. But replaces others to call 'present' is not good to be familiar with.” Professor Yang pushed the eyeglasses: „Looked that in sake that you are loyal, today ‚Zhu Tao’ even arrived.” “熊同学,讲义气是件好事。但代替别人叫‘到’可不是个好习惯。”杨教授推了推眼镜:“不过看在你这么讲义气的份上,今天‘朱涛’就算到了吧。” Schoolmate bear hearing this, immediately eye one bright. 熊同学闻言,顿时眼睛一亮。 Is Old Yang so unexpectedly reasonable? 老杨竟然这么通情达理？ Never expected that Professor Yang really also has such attribute, was really cute. 没想到杨教授竟然还有这样的属性,真是太可爱了。 „Then, Xiong Donghua ditches school today.” Old Yang indifferently said, he puts out a hand after ‚Zhu Tao’ the name checks, made up one in the Schoolmate bear name, turned into the fork fork the check. “然后,熊董华今天旷课。”老杨淡淡道,他伸手在‘朱涛’的名字后打勾,又在熊同学的名字上补了一笔,将勾变成了叉叉。 Schoolmate bear cries to faint immediately in the restroom...... 熊同学顿时哭晕在厕所...... Suddenly, many schoolmates turn the head, closely observes closely Song Shuhang. 一时间,很多的同学转过头来,紧紧盯住宋书航。 fuck, that a moment ago Song Shuhang what's the matter? Did this fellow person call to three times? Why hasn't Old Yang looked? 卧艹,那刚才宋书航是怎么回事？这家伙一个人叫了三次到了啊？为什么老杨都没看出来？ Bribe? Unspoken rule? Said, Song Shuhang is actually the Old Yang biological son? 贿赂？潜规则？还是说,宋书航其实是老杨的亲生儿子？ „Hey, Shuhang, a moment ago what's the matter?” Gao Moumou close to Song Shuhang, asked low voice. “喂,书航,刚才到底是怎么回事？”高某某靠近宋书航,小声问道。 „What?” Song Shuhang blinks. “啥？”宋书航眨了眨眼睛。 „Do not play the fool, a moment ago your in one breath answered for the poem and White Crane, Old Yang why no response?” Gao Moumou clenches teeth to say. “别装傻,刚才你一口气替诗和白鹤答到了,老杨为什么没反应？”高某某咬牙道。 „Because, I resorted to a small method.” Song Shuhang said. “因为,我耍了点小手段。”宋书航道。 „What method?” Gao Moumou doubtfully said. “什么手段？”高某某疑惑道。 „Money.” Song Shuhang said: „In fact, Song Shi and White Crane are quite special, they can change over to this school, all because of the reason of money. Looks in the face of money, something, the teachers will open an eye, shuts an eye.” “钱。”宋书航道:“事实上,宋诗和白鹤都比较特殊,他们能转入这所学校,全都是因为钱的原因。看在钱的面子上,有些事情,老师们会睁一只眼睛,闭一只眼睛。” Gao Moumou: „......” 高某某:“......” Moral integrity? 节操呢？ Song Shuhang raised his head and looking towards the Heaven-- a moment ago, he should not only affect the Old Yang vision. He should took out Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty and Scallion Lady. 宋书航抬头望天——刚才,他不应该只影响老杨的视觉。他应该祭出功德蛇美人和葱娘。 Let Karmic Virtue Snake Beauty transforms ‚White Crane’ appearance, makes Scallion Lady use Illusion Brooch again, changes into the appearance of poem, this is the safest means. 让功德蛇美人幻化成‘白鹤’的模样,再让葱娘使用幻形胸针,化为诗的模样,这样才是最稳妥的办法。 He a moment ago unconsidered. 他刚才欠考虑了。 Moreover...... really studies some simple illusion art's matters, must put on the agenda early. 另外......果然学习一些简单幻术的事,要及早提上日程了。 At least when dealing with average person, some simple illusion art can exempt many troublesome. 至少在应对普通人时,一些简单的幻术能免去很多麻烦。