Loose Practitioner North River asked: „What is the amnesia reason?” 北河散人问道:“失忆的原因是什么？” „In the inspection, was unable to determine the reason. Perhaps is special array on that island, or has the fearful monster beast......, if had the result, I can say with everyone.” Medicine Master replied. “还在检查中,还不能确定原因。或许是那岛上的特殊阵法,或是有可怕的妖兽……如果有结果了的话,我会和大家说的。”药师回复道。 „Many thanks Brother Medicine Master reminder.” Loose Practitioner North River said. “多谢药师兄提醒。”北河散人道。 So long as is prepared, even Mysterious Island is strange, is still insufficient made being caught off guard. 只要有准备,就算神秘岛古怪,也不至于被弄的措手不及。 After thinking, Loose Practitioner North River also reminded Three Waves saying: „Brother Three Waves, you already in East Sea, careful.” 想了想后,北河散人又提醒三浪道:“三浪兄,你已经在东海了,小心点。” „Relax, Wave is not the crude generation!” Three Waves Ha Ha laughs to say. “放心吧,浪某也不是鲁莽之辈！”三浪哈哈大笑道。 „Three Waves, felt relieved on! I just gave you calculate a trigram, your recent luck not bad, this should a little be good to harvest.” Suddenly, Immortal Master Copper Trigram crops up, said the sentence spookily. “三浪,放心的上吧！我刚给你算了一卦,你最近运气不错,这趟应该会有点好收获。”突然,铜卦仙师冒头,幽幽道了句。 Immortal Master this voice falls, Mad Sabre Three Waves immediately complexion big change. 仙师这话音一落,狂刀三浪顿时脸色大变。 „...... wait! divination, what did you say a moment ago? My recent luck not bad?” Mad Sabre Three Waves fast replied: „You determined that you hasn't misread the trigram shape? Or you divine according to the diagrams to have a look again, definitely is one after next signs, do not deceive me! Definitely is the big ill omen is right? At least is G cups of ill omen is right?” “等……等下！算卦的,你刚才说什么？我最近运气不错？”狂刀三浪飞快回复道:“你确定自己没看错卦象？要不你再算一卦看看,肯定是下下签的吧,你不要骗我！肯定是大凶兆的对不对？至少得是g杯的凶兆对不对？” The Immortal Master Copper Trigram forehead blue vein sticks out suddenly: „Go away!” 铜卦仙师额头青筋暴起:“滚！” „Ha Ha Ha.” Loose Practitioner North River Ha Ha smiles, then duplicated Mad Sabre Three Waves that segment words, first even/including reissued 56 times in the group these words. Then, triumphantly said: „divination, you recognized. You for a lifetime are Calculator of Black Trigrams'!” “哈哈哈。”北河散人哈哈一笑,然后复制了狂刀三浪刚才的那段话,一连将这段话在群里重发了五六次。然后,又得意洋洋道:“算卦的,你就认了吧。你一辈子都是个算黑卦的！” „Bastard!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram was poked the painful foot: „North River your old ordinary man, deceives people that very!” “混蛋！”铜卦仙师被戳到了痛脚:“北河你这老匹夫,欺人那个太甚！” Loose Practitioner North River sends the expression that grinned to smile: „Refuses to accept? Two months later Forbidden Purple Peak, we do!” 北河散人发了个咧嘴笑的表情:“不服？两个多月后紫禁之巅,我们干一场！” „Snort! Two months later I naturally can ask for advice your method. But the gentleman revenges, one second late!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram pulls open own ‚customizing expression’ list, pulls out marks ‚North River’ one page, coldly smiles. “哼！两个月后我自然会领教你的手段。但君子报仇,一秒都晚！”铜卦仙师拉开自己的‘自定义表情’清单,拉出标记着‘北河’的一页,冷冷一笑。 Then he sent several chat log screenshots in the group fast. 然后他在群里飞快发了好几张聊天记录截图。 ........................ …………………… [ Some year of some moon/month. [某年某月。 Loose Practitioner North River: Last week attended the Mysterious Maiden Gate banquet luck, saw Mysterious Maiden Gate's Senior Skylark with own eyes. Senior that elegant demeanor, deep unforgettable!( Ps: Mysterious Maiden Gate's Skylark, Manager Nine Provinces (1) Group.) 北河散人:上周幸运参加了玄女门的大宴,亲眼见到了玄女门云雀子前辈。前辈那风采,让人深深难忘！(ps:玄女门云雀子,九洲一号群管理员。) Mad Sabre Three Waves: Do you fall in love with Skylark? 狂刀三浪:你爱上云雀子？ Loose Practitioner North River: Naturally. 北河散人:当然。 Loose Practitioner North River: The bastards...... Three Waves do not interpose randomly!] 北河散人:混蛋……三浪你不要乱插话！] ........................ …………………… [ Is some year of some moon/month. [又是某年某月。 Su Clan's The Seventh: that North River, you raise ‚cloud the three present months’ sincerity is attractive, not only I alone think. Do not be immodest! 苏氏阿七:北河,你养的那株‘云罗三现月’真心漂亮,不只是我一个人这么觉的。别谦虚了！ Loose Practitioner North River: Good, I acknowledged that I am very attractive!] 北河散人:好吧,我承认我很漂亮！] ........................ …………………… First even/including 56, are the black history that similar irrelevant screenshot comes. 一连五六张,都是类似断章取义截图过来的黑历史。 Loose Practitioner North River sees this row of chat log screenshot, calm cannot again: „Calculator of Black Trigrams', you sufficed! When truncation so many charts?” 北河散人看到这一排的聊天记录截图,再也淡定不能了:“算黑卦的,你够了啊！什么时候截了这么多图？” „Ahem.” Immortal Master Copper Trigram a proud face: „More ruthless.” “哼哼。”铜卦仙师一脸得意:“还有更狠的呢。” „Do not think only then you have!” Loose Practitioner North River is angry, similarly turns out own customizing expression, pulls out ‚Copper Trigram’ the column of inscription, similarly ‚whiz whiz whiz’ sent 56. “别以为就只有你有啊！”北河散人大怒,同样翻出自己的自定义表情项,拉出‘铜卦’字样的一栏,同样‘嗖嗖嗖’发了五六张。 This round beyond redemption. 这一发就不可收拾。 Two people you send four, I send five. Became a mutually black competition, looked that whose inventory and is blacker! 两人你发四张,我发五张的。成了一场互黑的比赛,就看谁的存货更多、更黑！ But in two people black process, will involve in the group mutually unavoidably other characters, therefore participates in mutually the member of violent black history, if makes a snowman, are getting more and more. 而两人互黑的过程中,难免会牵扯到群里其他人物,于是参加互暴黑历史的成员如滚雪球,越来越多。 Nine Provinces (1) Group turned into the black crowd. 九洲一号群都变成黑人群了。 gradually, Loose Practitioner North River somewhat could not support. 渐渐的,北河散人有些支撑不住了。 Immortal Master Copper Trigram stores goods too, this black person competition he slightly defeats the mark obviously. 铜卦仙师存货太多,这场黑人大赛他略显败迹。 What to do? Can could it be use a ps artifact round of false black history? 怎么办？难道要用ps神器发假黑历史？ „Ha Ha Ha, North River, haven't you stored goods?” The Immortal Master Copper Trigram mood is excellent: „I have the unique skill not to put, eat me to send the big move! This is I several hundred years ago used magecraft to preserve the developing shadow-- everyone clear screen that came to see to select thing-- dīng dīng dīng dāng year North River to receive the picture after True Monarch White!” “哈哈哈,北河,你已经没存货了吗？”铜卦仙师心情大好:“我还有绝招没放呢,来吃我一发大招吧！这可是我几百年前用法术保存下来的拓影——大家清屏了,来看点好东西——叮叮叮当年北河接待白真君后的画面！” magecraft develops the shadow technique, is equivalent to the present video recording and so on. In the ancient times without video recording function, magecraft developed the shadow technique to receive cultivator to like very much. 法术拓影术,相当于现在的录像之类。在没有录像功能的古代,法术拓影术很受修士喜爱。 „I go, could it be that!” Loose Practitioner North River heard until here, the heartbeat sped up several rackets. This did Calculator of Black Trigrams' lacking virtue, receive the appearance after True Monarch White with magecraft rubbing in the past unexpectedly secretly? “我去,不会是那个吧！”北河散人听到这里,心跳都加快了几拍。这个缺德的算黑卦的,当年竟然偷偷用法术拓印自己接待白真君后的模样？ It is not good, cannot make Calculator of Black Trigrams issue absolutely that ashamed picture! 不行,绝对不能让算黑卦将那羞耻的画面发布出来！ the next moment, Loose Practitioner North River bows to the evil force decisively: „Immortal Master please hold your hand, isn't my mistake good?” 下一刻,北河散人果断向恶势力低头:“仙师请手下留情,我认错还不行吗？” Several days later will find the person black the computer of this fellow, erases all things. Thinks the means to develop the shadow ruining his magecraft again! In the Loose Practitioner North River heart wants to say ruthlessly. 过几天就找人黑了这家伙的电脑,删掉所有东西。再想办法将他的法术拓影给毁掉！北河散人心中狠狠想道。 „Late!” Immortal Master Copper Trigram hēi hēi smiles, complacent in the group sent. small video “迟了！”铜卦仙师嘿嘿一笑,得意洋洋的在群里发了段小视频。 The video is somewhat fuzzy, retook under magecraft to develop the shadow with the videocorder, therefore was not clear. 视频有些模糊,是用录像机重拍了下法术拓影,所以不清晰。 In the video, the man form assumes an air of self approbation, a face sobbed, then said with very complex tone: „I felt that this person, if grows into True Monarch White this appearance, in addition that infinite charm value, even male...... I x, your several racket birds!” 视频中,有一个男人身影摇头晃脑,一脸唏嘘,然后用很复杂的语气道:“我感觉啊,这人要是长成白真君这模样,再加上那无穷的魅力值,就算是男的……我x,你们几个拍个鸟！” „Ha Ha Ha, North River, had a look at your past silly appearance.” Immortal Master Copper Trigram laughs wildly, as if has seen North River to be dejected, side of defeat dog. “哈哈哈,北河,看看你当年的傻样子吧。”铜卦仙师狂笑,似乎已经看到北河垂头丧气,败犬的一面。 „......” Loose Practitioner North River silent moment, looked in the video repeatedly a man of face boast. “……”北河散人沉默了片刻,反复看了看视频中一脸吹嘘的男人。 A that male face boasted even, is still graceful ruthless that. 那个男子就算是一脸吹嘘,也是帅的狠的那种。 Then...... Loose Practitioner North River relaxes. 然后……北河散人松口气。 Un, good, the man in video is not he! 嗯,太好了,视频中的男人不是他！ Then, Copper Trigram this fellow must but actually big mildew! He uses own Dao name to pledge! 然后,铜卦这家伙要倒大霉了！他用自己的道号发誓！ Really, approximately after five seconds . 果然,约五秒钟后。 [ system message prompt:( ******) Immortal Master Copper Trigram already by the group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced 30 days.] [系统消息提示:(******)铜卦仙师已被群主黄山真君禁言30天。] Um, um, Silenced 30 days! 嗯嗯,禁言三十天呢！ In the Loose Practitioner North River heart is greatly happy. 北河散人心中大乐。 If not for the chat software most bans for 30 days, Copper Trigram this fellow must be banned is longer! 若不是聊天软件最多禁三十天,铜卦这家伙还要被禁更久！ Because-- Copper Trigram that fellow sent the wrong black history a moment ago! ——因为刚才铜卦那家伙发错黑历史了！ The man in that video is not North River, but is several hundred years ago group admin-- True Monarch Yellow Mountain. His was the five peck measure got angry Dragon's Inverted Scale, looked for the excrement! 那视频中的男子不是北河,而是好几百年前的群主——黄山真君。他这是斛怒了龙之逆鳞,找屎啊！ Mad Sabre Three Waves jumps immediately, is True Monarch Yellow Mountain like: „Good that True Monarch bans, the fellow like Copper Trigram should ban his ten years 20 years to be right!” 狂刀三浪马上跳出来,为黄山真君点赞:“真君禁的好,象铜卦这样的家伙应该禁他十年二十年才对！” Becoming angry out of shame True Monarch Yellow Mountain sneers, without the slightest hesitation, delivered Mad Sabre Three Waves a ride. 恼羞成怒的黄山真君冷笑,毫不犹豫,也送了狂刀三浪一程。 [ system message prompt:( ******) Mad Sabre Three Waves already by the group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced 1 day.] [系统消息提示:(******)狂刀三浪已被群主黄山真君禁言一天。] Oh, the if you didn't seek death, then you will not die truth, doesn't the wave brother, you understand for the wool? 唉,不作死就不会死的道理,浪兄,你为毛就是不懂呢？ In the Loose Practitioner North River heart said after a sigh that-- your speech, was not equal to was saying to True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „True Monarch, I also saw a moment ago that video!” 北河散人心中感叹道——你这一发言,不就等于是在跟黄山真君说:“真君啊,我也看到刚才那视频了！” Whom do True Monarch you ban? 真君不禁你禁谁？ When people skills must like me, not seeking death, should certainly the low key is not high-profile! Even if Copper Trigram that fellow I were been happiest by Silenced, did not speak! 为人处事还是要像我一样,绝不作死,应该低调时绝不高调！哪怕铜卦那家伙被禁言我最开心了,也绝不发言！ Loose Practitioner North River almost must for own like! 北河散人差点就要为自己点赞了！ [ system message prompt:( ******) Loose Practitioner North River already by the group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain Silenced 1 day.] [系统消息提示:(******)北河散人已被群主黄山真君禁言一天。] As provoking this black person battle royal's ominously one, Loose Practitioner North River cannot escape by the Silenced destiny again low-key...... 作为挑起这场黑人混战的首凶之一,北河散人再低调还是逃不过被禁言的命运…… Loose Practitioner North River feels the fruit sad...... 北河散人感觉到蛋蛋的忧伤…… Song Shuhang saw when here has smiled the internal injury. 宋书航看到这里时已经笑出内伤。 He also wants to speak, now immediately retracts according to the hand in keyboard. At this time when group admin True Monarch Yellow Mountain is becoming angry out of shame, whoever spoke, was possibly banned. 他本来还想发言一下的,现在马上缩回按在键盘上的手。这时候群主黄山真君正恼羞成怒之时,无论谁发言,都可能被禁。 Why but having said that...... that does Senior True Monarch White let a seniors fearful and apprehensive appearance in group? As if had True Monarch Yellow Mountain even incurred in the past? 不过话说回来……那位白真君前辈到底为什么让群里的前辈们一副胆战心惊的模样？似乎连黄山真君当年都中招过？