Moreover, butSenior White Two'sstatus one of the Nine Serenities World'sgang leader , he if willing the take actionhelp, thatabsolutelyto beold driverdrive a car, steady!
而且,白前辈two的身份可是九幽世界的扛把子之一,他若肯出手帮忙,那绝对是老司机开车,稳!HoweverSenior White Twomustlisten to the joke...... Song Shuhangturn headto think, oneselfnot long agohas looked atmanyjokes, recallnow, unexpectedlynofeelingis funny.
但是白前辈two又要听笑话......宋书航回头一想,自己前不久看过的很多笑话,现在回想起来,竟没一个感觉好笑的。can't do anything about it, withpeoplesmilesto be getting higher and higher, the ordinaryshort articlejokeis very difficultto laugh. Somejokes, after having smiledonetime, turn headgoesto thinkit, will discover that itcould not have smiled.没办法,随着人们的笑点越来越高,普通的短篇笑话已经很难让人开怀一笑。有些笑话,笑过一次后再回头去想它,就会发现它已经笑不起来了。Sometimessmileshigh is also a verypainfulmatter.
有时候笑点高也是件很痛苦的事情。„Senior Whiteyourwait a minute!”Song Shuhangrespondedin the mind: „TodayIcan certainlydiscoveroneto laugh the joketo come.”
“白前辈你稍等一下!”宋书航在脑海中回应道:“今天我一定能找出一个让人开怀一笑的笑话来。”Today and pastwas different, todayNine Provinces (1) Groupso manyseniorspresent, the person many were the strength, so many couldn't could it behave squeezed outoneto let the Senior White Twocheerfuljoke?
今天和以往不同,今天九洲一号群这么多的前辈都在场,人多就是力量,这么多人难道还挤不出一个让白前辈two乐呵一下的笑话?„Good, gives you timeto prepare.”Senior White Twotoday'smoodvery nice, has not really givenSong Shuhanganylimit.
“好,给你时间准备。”白前辈two今天的心情果然很不错,没有给宋书航任何的限制。
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此时,当地下实验室中。
A Nine Provinces (1) Group'smembersfaceis depressed, at this time, Song Shuhangsaid out loud: „The Ladies and Gentlemensenior, anyone of you have the joke of classics, givesmeto comeone.”九洲一号群的成员们一脸郁闷,这时,宋书航出声道:“诸位前辈,你们谁有经典的笑话,给我来一个呗。”Venerable Spirit Butterfly: „......”灵蝶尊者:“......”Venerable Seventh Path: „......”七修尊者:“......”True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......”黄山真君:“......”Su Clan's The Sixteenthaskedcuriously: „Can Shuhang, whylaughsuddenly?”苏氏阿十六好奇问道:“书航,为什么突然要笑话?”„JustreceivedNine Serenitiesold driver...... not, isthatbì bì bì~ ~. Alsocome? In any caseisthatsupergreat expert'snews, hesaid that has the meansto helpus. However, needsone to makehimlaugh the jokeis the reward. Do the seniors, come a jokequickly?”Song Shuhangsaid.
“刚收到一位九幽老司机......啊不,是那位哔哔哔~~。又来?反正是那位超级大能的消息,他说有办法帮助我们。但是,需要一个能让他开怀一笑的笑话为报酬。前辈们,快来个笑话?”宋书航道。„Isthatbigsenior? If thatsenior, perhapsalsoreallycanhelpour.”True Monarch Eternal Firecomprehend and understandcomes, initiallySong ShuhanghelpedRuismrecaptureGolden Lotus Worldcontrolling right the time, hadthatunableto say the Dao name'sseniorto assistin secret.
“是那位大前辈?如果是那位前辈的话,或许还真能帮我们一把。”恒火真君明悟过来,当初宋书航帮助儒家夺回金莲世界控制权的时候,就有那位无法说出道号的前辈暗中相助。„Whattypejokewants?”Fairy Lycheeasked.
“要什么类型的笑话?”荔枝仙子问道。„So long assufficesto be interesting, on the line, somewords, tellsmein any case.”Song Shuhangsaid.
“只要够有趣,就行,反正有的话,跟我讲讲。”宋书航道。Su Clan's The Sixteenth: „Iaccess the netto lookto look.”苏氏阿十六:“我上网找找看。”Mad Sabre Three Waves: „Iremembermanyinterestingpieces......, but, thesepiecea littleR-18.”狂刀三浪:“我倒记得不少有趣段子......不过,那些段子有点偏十八禁。”„Senior Three Waves, thistypedoes not want.”Song Shuhangwavesagain and again, hisreallyunimaginableto the scene of Senior White Twolecture of R-18joke. If by some chanceannoyedSenior White Two, enjoyinghimsendsGod Extinguishing Cannon is not unamusing.
“三浪前辈,这种还是不要了。”宋书航连连挥手,他实在无法想象自己向白前辈two讲十八禁笑话的场面。万一惹毛了白前辈two,赏他一发灭神炮就不好玩了。True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „Un, myRemembered long agohas experiencedactually a matter. At that time, I am also onlyFourth Stagecultivator. Before, Iandfellow daoist in grouphave said that butLittle Friend Shuhanghas not possibly listened.”黄山真君:“嗯,我倒是记得很久前经历过的一件事情。那时候,我还只是一位四品修士。以前,我和群里的道友都讲过,不过书航小友可能没听过。”Then, True Monarch Yellow Mountainstartsto tell.
接着,黄山真君开始娓娓道来。
【 Thatwas the a long time agomatter, Iof one's youth was like fellow daoistmostly, descended the mountainto start the wandererworldafterFourth Stagerealm. Someday, Mount TaihasSixth Stage True Monarchsenioropen altarsermon, Iovertaketo listen to the lawfrom afar.
【那是很久很久前的事了,年轻时的我和大多的道友一样,在四品境界后就下山开始闯荡世界。某一天,泰山有一位六品真君前辈开坛讲法,我千里迢迢赶过去听法。At that time, listensthatsenioropen altarsermon'spersonto be many, in the entireexecution groundfull came from all parties'cultivator. Justdescending the mountainwandererCultivation World'sI, sawthatscene, the feelingwas very joyful.
当时,去听那位前辈开坛讲法的人很多,整个法场中满是来自各方的修士。刚下山闯荡修真界的我,看到那场面,感觉很欣喜。Ialsopushed some corner of execution ground, preparedand othercalmlySixth Stage True Monarchbeginningsermon.
我也挤到了法场的某一个角落,准备静等那位六品真君开场讲法。AfterIpushto a rightfulpositionwith great difficulty, turns the headto looktoside. Sees onlymysideposition, slenderyoungDaoistrely on the columnto stand, hissameFourth Stagerealm, is extraordinary.
当我好不容易挤到一个合适的位置后,转头望向旁边。只见我身边位置,有一位身材修长的年轻道人倚柱而立,他同样四品境界,气质出众。Isee that cannot help butgreetstohim: „Below Yellow MountainDaoist, justenteredFourth Stagenot long, fellow daoistDao name?”
我见状,不由自主的向他打了个招呼道:“在下黄山道人,刚入四品不久,请问道友道号?”Thatfellow daoist, opened the mouthto saysuddenlysuddenly: „Go away.”
那位道友突然顿了顿,突然开口道:“滚开。”At that timeI felt very awkward, I of making a debut, the firsttimedeepexperiencedCultivator World'sice-cold.
当时我感觉特别尴尬了,初出茅庐的我,第一次深深体验到了修士界的冰冷。Therefore, entireMount Taisermonfrom head to tail, Ido not haveto speaka single sentencewithhimagain.
于是,整场泰山讲法从头到尾,我没再和他讲过一句话。Later, myassiduouspractice, toFifth Stagerealm.
之后,我刻苦修炼,到了五品境界。Afterwardone day, I in somecultivationcounty fairbought the material, unexpectedlymetthatextraordinaryyoungDaoist, at that timehesituated in the Fourth Stagepeak, distanceFifth Stagealsomisseda step's distance, cultivation baseis inferior tothat timeme.
后来又有一天,我在某个修真市集上买材料时,竟然又遇上了那个气质出众的年轻道人,当时他处于四品巅峰,距离五品还差一步之距,修为不如那时的我。
When don't know why, seeshimagain, when IrecalledpastMount Taisermonsuddenly, opposite partycoldlyvoice‘Go Away'.不知为何,再次看到他时,我突然就回想起了当年泰山讲法时,对方冷冷的声音‘滚开’。in my hearthassulks, has to speak out.我心中有一口闷气,不吐不快。Therefore...... Isecretlywithbehind him, afterleaving the cultivationcitycultivates, looked forno one'splace, punchedhispain. 】
于是......我暗暗跟在他身后,在离开修真市修后,找了个没人的地方,将他痛揍了一顿。】
When talked abouthere, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, on the facehad the awkwardcolor.
讲到这里时,黄山真君顿了顿,脸上有尴尬之色。Song Shuhangpuzzled--thisstory, nofunnyplace?宋书航一脸疑惑——这个故事,没什么好笑的地方啊?
【 After painpunchedhisone, Iasked that hestilldoes rememberme.
【痛揍了他一顿后,我问他还记不记得我。Hesaid: Remembers,youcalledYellow MountainDaoist.
他说:记得,你叫黄山道人。Ihave not thought that heactuallystillremembersmy Dao name, thereforestaresslightly.
我没想到他竟然还记得我的道号,所以微微一愣。At this time, hiscorner of the mouthtwitched saying: „IcalledScholar Go Away, Dao nameto call‘Go Away'.” 】
这时,他嘴角抽搐道:“我叫滚开居士,道号就叫‘滚开’。”】„Pū~ ~”Song Shuhangcannot bearsmileto make noise: „Afterward?”
“噗~~”宋书航忍不住笑出声来:“后来呢?”„Afterwardmatterdoes not raise, in any casetoapologizeIpaid very bigprice.”True Monarch Yellow Mountainhollow laugh.
“后来的事就不提了,反正为了道歉我可是付出了很大的代价。”黄山真君干笑一声。Fairy Lychee: „Luckymy Dao nameis onlyLychee, afternot knowingSenior Yellow Mountainsomeday, byhisunfathomable mysterypulls out.”荔枝仙子:“幸运我的道号只是荔枝,不会在认识黄山前辈后的某一天,被他莫名其妙的抽一顿。”„Luckilymy Dao nameis onlyNorth River, has not heldto punch an opportunitytoSenior Yellow Mountain.”Loose Practitioner North Riveradded.
“幸亏我的道号只是北河,没有给黄山前辈抓住揍一顿的机会。”北河散人补充道。Mad Sabre Three Waves: „Luckilymy Dao nameis onlyThree Waves, after notunfathomable mysterysending outDao name, was hit.”狂刀三浪:“幸亏我的道号只是三浪,不会莫名其妙的报出道号后就被人打了。”„No, Senior Three Wavesyouare different. YourDao name the open and aboveboardreportcomes outnow, has very bigprobabilityto be hit.”Song Shuhangcannot beartsukkomisay.
“不,三浪前辈你不同。你的道号现在堂堂正正的报出来,有很大的几率会被人打。”宋书航忍不住吐槽道。Mad Sabre Three Waves: „......”狂刀三浪:“......”„Actuallyinourgroupeveryone'sDao nameisnormal before...... .” When the True Monarch Yellow Mountainwordstold only half, changed a statementforcefully.
“其实我们群里大家的道号还是蛮正常的......以前。”黄山真君话说到一半时,硬生生的改口了。Because ofrecently, the groupin the Dao namestyle was very not normal: Seven Dao Names'Song Shuhang, possiblyhas365+1 Dao names'Soft Featherwith the future.
因为最近,群里道号画风也很不正常:七个道号的宋书航,和未来可能有365+1道号的羽柔子。„This does laugh?”True Monarch Yellow Mountainasked.
“这个笑话成吗?”黄山真君问道。„wait.”Song ShuhangrelatesSenior White Twoin the mind: „Senior White, in? Hears the True Monarch Yellow Mountain'sjoke?”
“等下。”宋书航又在脑海里联系白前辈two:“白前辈,在不在?有没有听到黄山真君的笑话?”„Listened.”Senior White Twosaid.
“听完了。”白前辈two道。„Interesting? Satisfaction?”Song Shuhangasked.
“有趣吗?满意吗?”宋书航问道。„If the perfect scoreis100points, thisstoryhas54pointsreluctantly. However, looked that in you first time is score obtained close topassing an examination, Iaddsixpointstoyou, collects60points, calculates that youare qualified.”Senior White Twosaid.
“如果满分是100分的话,这个故事勉强有54分。不过,看在你这是第一次得到一个接近及格的分数,我就给你加六分,凑个60分,算你合格吧。”白前辈two道。Song Shuhangrelaxes: „ThatalsoaskedSenior Whiteto helpourhelping hand, sentustoNine Serenities!”宋书航松了口气:“那还请白前辈助我们一臂之力,送我们去九幽吧!”„Goes tothatto do?” The Senior White Twodoubtsasked.
“去那干嘛?”白前辈two疑惑反问道。„yí? The seniorsyoudid not say that has the meansto helpussolve the problem?”Song Shuhangasked.
“咦?前辈你不是说有办法帮我们解决问题吗?”宋书航反问道。„Yes, Ihave the meansto helpyou, butdo not sendyoutoNine Serenities. Therepresentis the Metal Balldomain, Iwas also fallen asleepinEvil Lotus Worldby the seal.”Senior White Tworeplied.
“是啊,我有办法帮助你们,但并不是要送你们进九幽。那里现在是金属球的地盘,我还被封印在邪莲世界中睡着呢。”白前辈two答道。„Do wewantto go?”Song Shuhang curiously asked.
“那我们要去哪?”宋书航好奇问道。„The Lordworldhasto makeAll Heavens and Myriad Realmspractitionertranscending tribulation'sHeavenly Tribulation World, Nine Serenities Worldnaturally have the correspondingplace. Moreover, very opportunetly, Contaminated of Seventh Stagelevel, mustenterDemonic Tribulation Worldimmediately. Youprepare, waits forthatContaminatedto enterDemonic Tribulation World'sinstantaneous, Iopen a back door, makesyou. Then, youtothatContaminateddistant point, experiments the might of Heavenly Tribulationmissile. After experiment, Idrawyou.”Senior White Twosaid.
“主世界有让诸天万界修炼者渡劫的天劫世界,九幽世界自然也有相应的地方。而且,巧的很,马上就有一位七品级的受污染者,要进入魔劫世界。你们准备好,等那位受污染者进入魔劫世界的瞬间,我开个后门,将你们弄进去。然后,你们离那个受污染者远点,去实验天劫导弹的威力。实验完了后,我就将你们拉出来。”白前辈two道。„Thisalso?”Song Shuhangstares the bigeye.
“这样也可以?”宋书航瞪大眼睛。„HowIsaid that isNine Serenities World'swielderis also good? Opens the back doorabilityto have.”Senior White Twosaid.
“我怎么说也是个九幽世界的执掌者好不好?开个后门的能力还是有的。”白前辈two道。„But, inthatDemonic Tribulation World, wewon't have the matter? Will not be involved in Demonic Tribulationand so on?”Song Shuhangalsosomedo not feel relievedto say.
“但是,在那魔劫世界中,我们不会有事吧?不会被卷入魔劫中之类的吧?”宋书航还有些不放心道。Because of the tour of previousHeavenly Tribulation World, almost the pitdiedhe.
因为上一趟天劫世界之行,差点坑死了他。if not forthat[Anything Can Sell]comesto serve the servicepromptly, perhapshehas changed into the trashunderHeavenly Tribulation.要不是那位【什么都能卖】及时上门服务服务,他说不定已经在天劫下化为渣渣。„Relax, hasI personallytake action, will not haveanyproblemabsolutely. So long asyournot seeking deathandthatcross the Demonic Tribulation'sSeventh StageContaminatedcontact, there will be no problem.”Senior White Twopledged.
“放心吧,有我亲自出手,绝对不会出任何问题。只要你们自己不作死和那位渡魔劫的七品受污染者接触,就不会有问题。”白前辈two保证道。
After havingSenior White Two'sguaranteed, Song Shuhangslightlyfelt relieved.
有了白前辈two的保证后,宋书航才稍稍放心了一些。„wait a minute, after thatentersDemonic Tribulation World, my can Core Worldopen?”Song Shuhangalsoasked.
“等一下,那进入魔劫世界后,我的核心世界能打开吗?”宋书航又问道。
The Heavenly TribulationmissileplacesinCore World, iflikeenteringHeavenly Tribulation World, Core Worldwas shieldeddirectly, hemusttake out the Heavenly Tribulationmissileahead of timeis good.天劫导弹都放在核心世界中,如果像进入天劫世界那样,核心世界直接被屏蔽,那他就得提前将天劫导弹取出才行。„Relax, hasmeas the relay, no problem.”Senior White Twosaid.
“放心吧,有我作为中转,没问题的。”白前辈two道。„Can that about the Demonic Tribulation World'smatter, Idisclosewith the Nine Provinces (1) Group'sseniors?”Song Shuhangasked.
“那,关于魔劫世界的事情,我能和九洲一号群的前辈们透露吗?”宋书航问道。„up to you.”Senior White Twodoes not care at allto say.
“随便你。”白前辈two毫不在意道。
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......Inunderground laboratory, everyoneis looking atclosed eyesstatusSong Shuhang, knowshimwith a stronglevelgreat expertdialogue.地下实验室中,所有人都望着闭目状态的宋书航,知道他正与一位超强级大能对话。Did not know that great expertdoes satisfyregarding the True Monarch Yellow Mountain'samusing thing?
不晓得那位大能对于黄山真君的趣事满不满意?At this time, Song Shuhangopened the eye: „Became.”
这时,宋书航睁开眼睛:“成了。”„How do wethendo?”Venerable Seventh Pathasked.
“那我们接下来怎么做?”七修尊者问道。„Everyonegathers the same placeas far as possible, after a whilethatNine Serenitiesold driverwill opendirectly , the goalkeeperwesends to be ableto test the place of Heavenly Tribulationmissile.”Song Shuhangsaid: The place that „after a whilewedo not go tois notNine Serenities, but is the Heavenly Tribulation Worldabout the sameworld. Therefore, everyonepay attention to safety, does not wantseeking deathto contactthatsoon the transcending tribulation'sSeventh Stagedemon, so as to avoid being involved in Demonic Tribulation.”
“大家尽量聚到一起,一会儿那位九幽老司机会直接开后门将我们送入到能实验天劫导弹的地方。”宋书航道:“不过一会儿我们要去的地方不是九幽,而是个和天劫世界差不多的世界。所以,大家注意安全,千万不要作死去接触那位即将渡劫的七品邪魔,免得被卷入魔劫中。”Whileduring the Song Shuhangspeeches, True Monarch Yellow Mountaintakes the take actionmachinesuddenly, slide to unlocklooks.
正当宋书航说话间,黄山真君突然取出手机,划开一看。„A moment ago, Mysterious Maiden Gate's Skylarksaidsuddenlyshewantedtranscends tribulation. Howevercrossesis notHeavenly Tribulation, seems likeNine Serenities World'sDemonic Tribulation, herwas pollutedthoroughly.”True Monarch Yellow Mountainsaid.
“刚才,玄女门云雀子突然说她要渡劫了。但是渡的不是天劫,似乎是九幽世界的魔劫,她被彻底污染了。”黄山真君道。what a coincidence?好巧?
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