Moreover, but Senior White Two's status one of the Nine Serenities World's gang leader , he if willing the take action help, that absolutely to be old driver drive a car, steady! 而且,白前辈two的身份可是九幽世界的扛把子之一,他若肯出手帮忙,那绝对是老司机开车,稳！ However Senior White Two must listen to the joke...... Song Shuhang turn head to think, oneself not long ago has looked at many jokes, recall now, unexpectedly no feeling is funny. 但是白前辈two又要听笑话......宋书航回头一想,自己前不久看过的很多笑话,现在回想起来,竟没一个感觉好笑的。 can't do anything about it, with people smiles to be getting higher and higher, the ordinary short article joke is very difficult to laugh. Some jokes, after having smiled one time, turn head goes to think it, will discover that it could not have smiled. 没办法,随着人们的笑点越来越高,普通的短篇笑话已经很难让人开怀一笑。有些笑话,笑过一次后再回头去想它,就会发现它已经笑不起来了。 Sometimes smiles high is also a very painful matter. 有时候笑点高也是件很痛苦的事情。 „Senior White your wait a minute!” Song Shuhang responded in the mind: „Today I can certainly discover one to laugh the joke to come.” “白前辈你稍等一下！”宋书航在脑海中回应道:“今天我一定能找出一个让人开怀一笑的笑话来。” Today and past was different, today Nine Provinces (1) Group so many seniors present, the person many were the strength, so many couldn't could it be have squeezed out one to let the Senior White Two cheerful joke? 今天和以往不同,今天九洲一号群这么多的前辈都在场,人多就是力量,这么多人难道还挤不出一个让白前辈two乐呵一下的笑话？ „Good, gives you time to prepare.” Senior White Two today's mood very nice, has not really given Song Shuhang any limit. “好,给你时间准备。”白前辈two今天的心情果然很不错,没有给宋书航任何的限制。 ...... ...... ...... ...... At this time, in underground laboratory. 此时,当地下实验室中。 A Nine Provinces (1) Group's members face is depressed, at this time, Song Shuhang said out loud: „The Ladies and Gentlemen senior, anyone of you have the joke of classics, gives me to come one.” 九洲一号群的成员们一脸郁闷,这时,宋书航出声道:“诸位前辈,你们谁有经典的笑话,给我来一个呗。” Venerable Spirit Butterfly: „......” 灵蝶尊者:“......” Venerable Seventh Path: „......” 七修尊者:“......” True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „......” 黄山真君:“......” Su Clan's The Sixteenth asked curiously: „Can Shuhang, why laugh suddenly?” 苏氏阿十六好奇问道:“书航,为什么突然要笑话？” „Just received Nine Serenities old driver...... not, is that bì bì bì ~ ~. Also come? In any case is that super great expert's news, he said that has the means to help us. However, needs one to make him laugh the joke is the reward. Do the seniors, come a joke quickly?” Song Shuhang said. “刚收到一位九幽老司机......啊不,是那位哔哔哔~~。又来？反正是那位超级大能的消息,他说有办法帮助我们。但是,需要一个能让他开怀一笑的笑话为报酬。前辈们,快来个笑话？”宋书航道。 „Is that big senior? If that senior, perhaps also really can help our.” True Monarch Eternal Fire comprehend and understand comes, initially Song Shuhang helped Ruism recapture Golden Lotus World controlling right the time, had that unable to say the Dao name's senior to assist in secret. “是那位大前辈？如果是那位前辈的话,或许还真能帮我们一把。”恒火真君明悟过来,当初宋书航帮助儒家夺回金莲世界控制权的时候,就有那位无法说出道号的前辈暗中相助。 „What type joke wants?” Fairy Lychee asked. “要什么类型的笑话？”荔枝仙子问道。 „So long as suffices to be interesting, on the line, some words, tells me in any case.” Song Shuhang said. “只要够有趣,就行,反正有的话,跟我讲讲。”宋书航道。 Su Clan's The Sixteenth: „I access the net to look to look.” 苏氏阿十六:“我上网找找看。” Mad Sabre Three Waves: „I remember many interesting pieces......, but, these piece a little R-18.” 狂刀三浪:“我倒记得不少有趣段子......不过,那些段子有点偏十八禁。” „Senior Three Waves, this type does not want.” Song Shuhang waves again and again, his really unimaginable to the scene of Senior White Two lecture of R-18 joke. If by some chance annoyed Senior White Two, enjoying him sends God Extinguishing Cannon is not unamusing. “三浪前辈,这种还是不要了。”宋书航连连挥手,他实在无法想象自己向白前辈two讲十八禁笑话的场面。万一惹毛了白前辈two,赏他一发灭神炮就不好玩了。 True Monarch Yellow Mountain: „Un, my Remembered long ago has experienced actually a matter. At that time, I am also only Fourth Stage cultivator. Before, I and fellow daoist in group have said that but Little Friend Shuhang has not possibly listened.” 黄山真君:“嗯,我倒是记得很久前经历过的一件事情。那时候,我还只是一位四品修士。以前,我和群里的道友都讲过,不过书航小友可能没听过。” Then, True Monarch Yellow Mountain starts to tell. 接着,黄山真君开始娓娓道来。 【 That was the a long time ago matter, I of one's youth was like fellow daoist mostly, descended the mountain to start the wanderer world after Fourth Stage realm. Some day, Mount Tai has Sixth Stage True Monarch senior open altar sermon, I overtake to listen to the law from afar. 【那是很久很久前的事了,年轻时的我和大多的道友一样,在四品境界后就下山开始闯荡世界。某一天,泰山有一位六品真君前辈开坛讲法,我千里迢迢赶过去听法。 At that time, listens that senior open altar sermon's person to be many, in the entire execution ground full came from all parties' cultivator. Just descending the mountain wanderer Cultivation World's I, saw that scene, the feeling was very joyful. 当时,去听那位前辈开坛讲法的人很多,整个法场中满是来自各方的修士。刚下山闯荡修真界的我,看到那场面,感觉很欣喜。 I also pushed some corner of execution ground, prepared and other calmly Sixth Stage True Monarch beginning sermon. 我也挤到了法场的某一个角落,准备静等那位六品真君开场讲法。 After I push to a rightful position with great difficulty, turns the head to look to side. Sees only my side position, slender young Daoist rely on the column to stand, his same Fourth Stage realm, is extraordinary. 当我好不容易挤到一个合适的位置后,转头望向旁边。只见我身边位置,有一位身材修长的年轻道人倚柱而立,他同样四品境界,气质出众。 I see that cannot help but greets to him: „Below Yellow Mountain Daoist, just entered Fourth Stage not long, fellow daoist Dao name?” 我见状,不由自主的向他打了个招呼道:“在下黄山道人,刚入四品不久,请问道友道号？” That fellow daoist, opened the mouth to say suddenly suddenly: „Go away.” 那位道友突然顿了顿,突然开口道:“滚开。” At that time I felt very awkward, I of making a debut, the first time deep experienced Cultivator World's ice-cold. 当时我感觉特别尴尬了,初出茅庐的我,第一次深深体验到了修士界的冰冷。 Therefore, entire Mount Tai sermon from head to tail, I do not have to speak a single sentence with him again. 于是,整场泰山讲法从头到尾,我没再和他讲过一句话。 Later, my assiduous practice, to Fifth Stage realm. 之后,我刻苦修炼,到了五品境界。 Afterward one day, I in some cultivation county fair bought the material, unexpectedly met that extraordinary young Daoist, at that time he situated in the Fourth Stage peak, distance Fifth Stage also missed a step's distance, cultivation base is inferior to that time me. 后来又有一天,我在某个修真市集上买材料时,竟然又遇上了那个气质出众的年轻道人,当时他处于四品巅峰,距离五品还差一步之距,修为不如那时的我。 When don't know why, sees him again, when I recalled past Mount Tai sermon suddenly, opposite party coldly voice ‘Go Away'. 不知为何,再次看到他时,我突然就回想起了当年泰山讲法时,对方冷冷的声音‘滚开’。 in my heart has sulks, has to speak out. 我心中有一口闷气,不吐不快。 Therefore...... I secretly with behind him, after leaving the cultivation city cultivates, looked for no one's place, punched his pain. 】 于是......我暗暗跟在他身后,在离开修真市修后,找了个没人的地方,将他痛揍了一顿。】 When talked about here, True Monarch Yellow Mountain, on the face had the awkward color. 讲到这里时,黄山真君顿了顿,脸上有尴尬之色。 Song Shuhang puzzled-- this story, no funny place? 宋书航一脸疑惑——这个故事,没什么好笑的地方啊？ 【 After pain punched his one, I asked that he still does remember me. 【痛揍了他一顿后,我问他还记不记得我。 He said: Remembers, you called Yellow Mountain Daoist. 他说:记得,你叫黄山道人。 I have not thought that he actually still remembers my Dao name, therefore stares slightly. 我没想到他竟然还记得我的道号,所以微微一愣。 At this time, his corner of the mouth twitched saying: „I called Scholar Go Away, Dao name to call ‘Go Away'.” 】 这时,他嘴角抽搐道:“我叫滚开居士,道号就叫‘滚开’。”】 „Pū ~ ~” Song Shuhang cannot bear smile to make noise: „Afterward?” “噗~~”宋书航忍不住笑出声来:“后来呢？” „Afterward matter does not raise, in any case to apologize I paid very big price.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain hollow laugh. “后来的事就不提了,反正为了道歉我可是付出了很大的代价。”黄山真君干笑一声。 Fairy Lychee: „Lucky my Dao name is only Lychee, after not knowing Senior Yellow Mountain some day, by his unfathomable mystery pulls out.” 荔枝仙子:“幸运我的道号只是荔枝,不会在认识黄山前辈后的某一天,被他莫名其妙的抽一顿。” „Luckily my Dao name is only North River, has not held to punch an opportunity to Senior Yellow Mountain.” Loose Practitioner North River added. “幸亏我的道号只是北河,没有给黄山前辈抓住揍一顿的机会。”北河散人补充道。 Mad Sabre Three Waves: „Luckily my Dao name is only Three Waves, after not unfathomable mystery sending out Dao name, was hit.” 狂刀三浪:“幸亏我的道号只是三浪,不会莫名其妙的报出道号后就被人打了。” „No, Senior Three Waves you are different. Your Dao name the open and aboveboard report comes out now, has very big probability to be hit.” Song Shuhang cannot bear tsukkomi say. “不,三浪前辈你不同。你的道号现在堂堂正正的报出来,有很大的几率会被人打。”宋书航忍不住吐槽道。 Mad Sabre Three Waves: „......” 狂刀三浪:“......” „Actually in our group everyone's Dao name is normal before...... .” When the True Monarch Yellow Mountain words told only half, changed a statement forcefully. “其实我们群里大家的道号还是蛮正常的......以前。”黄山真君话说到一半时,硬生生的改口了。 Because of recently, the group in the Dao name style was very not normal: Seven Dao Names' Song Shuhang, possibly has 365+1 Dao names' Soft Feather with the future. 因为最近,群里道号画风也很不正常:七个道号的宋书航,和未来可能有365+1道号的羽柔子。 „This does laugh?” True Monarch Yellow Mountain asked. “这个笑话成吗？”黄山真君问道。 „wait.” Song Shuhang relates Senior White Two in the mind: „Senior White, in? Hears the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's joke?” “等下。”宋书航又在脑海里联系白前辈two:“白前辈,在不在？有没有听到黄山真君的笑话？” „Listened.” Senior White Two said. “听完了。”白前辈two道。 „Interesting? Satisfaction?” Song Shuhang asked. “有趣吗？满意吗？”宋书航问道。 „If the perfect score is 100 points, this story has 54 points reluctantly. However, looked that in you first time is score obtained close to passing an examination, I add six points to you, collects 60 points, calculates that you are qualified.” Senior White Two said. “如果满分是100分的话,这个故事勉强有54分。不过,看在你这是第一次得到一个接近及格的分数,我就给你加六分,凑个60分,算你合格吧。”白前辈two道。 Song Shuhang relaxes: „That also asked Senior White to help our helping hand, sent us to Nine Serenities!” 宋书航松了口气:“那还请白前辈助我们一臂之力,送我们去九幽吧！” „Goes to that to do?” The Senior White Two doubts asked. “去那干嘛？”白前辈two疑惑反问道。 „yí? The seniors you did not say that has the means to help us solve the problem?” Song Shuhang asked. “咦？前辈你不是说有办法帮我们解决问题吗？”宋书航反问道。 „Yes, I have the means to help you, but do not send you to Nine Serenities. There present is the Metal Ball domain, I was also fallen asleep in Evil Lotus World by the seal.” Senior White Two replied. “是啊,我有办法帮助你们,但并不是要送你们进九幽。那里现在是金属球的地盘,我还被封印在邪莲世界中睡着呢。”白前辈two答道。 „Do we want to go?” Song Shuhang curiously asked. “那我们要去哪？”宋书航好奇问道。 „The Lord world has to make All Heavens and Myriad Realms practitioner transcending tribulation's Heavenly Tribulation World, Nine Serenities World naturally have the corresponding place. Moreover, very opportunetly, Contaminated of Seventh Stage level, must enter Demonic Tribulation World immediately. You prepare, waits for that Contaminated to enter Demonic Tribulation World's instantaneous, I open a back door, makes you. Then, you to that Contaminated distant point, experiments the might of Heavenly Tribulation missile. After experiment, I draw you.” Senior White Two said. “主世界有让诸天万界修炼者渡劫的天劫世界,九幽世界自然也有相应的地方。而且,巧的很,马上就有一位七品级的受污染者,要进入魔劫世界。你们准备好,等那位受污染者进入魔劫世界的瞬间,我开个后门,将你们弄进去。然后,你们离那个受污染者远点,去实验天劫导弹的威力。实验完了后,我就将你们拉出来。”白前辈two道。 „This also?” Song Shuhang stares the big eye. “这样也可以？”宋书航瞪大眼睛。 „How I said that is Nine Serenities World's wielder is also good? Opens the back door ability to have.” Senior White Two said. “我怎么说也是个九幽世界的执掌者好不好？开个后门的能力还是有的。”白前辈two道。 „But, in that Demonic Tribulation World, we won't have the matter? Will not be involved in Demonic Tribulation and so on?” Song Shuhang also some do not feel relieved to say. “但是,在那魔劫世界中,我们不会有事吧？不会被卷入魔劫中之类的吧？”宋书航还有些不放心道。 Because of the tour of previous Heavenly Tribulation World, almost the pit died he. 因为上一趟天劫世界之行,差点坑死了他。 if not for that [Anything Can Sell] comes to serve the service promptly, perhaps he has changed into the trash under Heavenly Tribulation. 要不是那位【什么都能卖】及时上门服务服务,他说不定已经在天劫下化为渣渣。 „Relax, has I personally take action, will not have any problem absolutely. So long as your not seeking death and that cross the Demonic Tribulation's Seventh Stage Contaminated contact, there will be no problem.” Senior White Two pledged. “放心吧,有我亲自出手,绝对不会出任何问题。只要你们自己不作死和那位渡魔劫的七品受污染者接触,就不会有问题。”白前辈two保证道。 After having Senior White Two's guaranteed, Song Shuhang slightly felt relieved. 有了白前辈two的保证后,宋书航才稍稍放心了一些。 „wait a minute, after that enters Demonic Tribulation World, my can Core World open?” Song Shuhang also asked. “等一下,那进入魔劫世界后,我的核心世界能打开吗？”宋书航又问道。 The Heavenly Tribulation missile places in Core World, if like entering Heavenly Tribulation World, Core World was shielded directly, he must take out the Heavenly Tribulation missile ahead of time is good. 天劫导弹都放在核心世界中,如果像进入天劫世界那样,核心世界直接被屏蔽,那他就得提前将天劫导弹取出才行。 „Relax, has me as the relay, no problem.” Senior White Two said. “放心吧,有我作为中转,没问题的。”白前辈two道。 „Can that about the Demonic Tribulation World's matter, I disclose with the Nine Provinces (1) Group's seniors?” Song Shuhang asked. “那,关于魔劫世界的事情,我能和九洲一号群的前辈们透露吗？”宋书航问道。 „up to you.” Senior White Two does not care at all to say. “随便你。”白前辈two毫不在意道。 ...... ...... ...... ...... In underground laboratory, everyone is looking at closed eyes status Song Shuhang, knows him with a strong level great expert dialogue. 地下实验室中,所有人都望着闭目状态的宋书航,知道他正与一位超强级大能对话。 Did not know that great expert does satisfy regarding the True Monarch Yellow Mountain's amusing thing? 不晓得那位大能对于黄山真君的趣事满不满意？ At this time, Song Shuhang opened the eye: „Became.” 这时,宋书航睁开眼睛:“成了。” „How do we then do?” Venerable Seventh Path asked. “那我们接下来怎么做？”七修尊者问道。 „Everyone gathers the same place as far as possible, after a while that Nine Serenities old driver will open directly , the goalkeeper we sends to be able to test the place of Heavenly Tribulation missile.” Song Shuhang said: The place that „after a while we do not go to is not Nine Serenities, but is the Heavenly Tribulation World about the same world. Therefore, everyone pay attention to safety, does not want seeking death to contact that soon the transcending tribulation's Seventh Stage demon, so as to avoid being involved in Demonic Tribulation.” “大家尽量聚到一起,一会儿那位九幽老司机会直接开后门将我们送入到能实验天劫导弹的地方。”宋书航道:“不过一会儿我们要去的地方不是九幽,而是个和天劫世界差不多的世界。所以,大家注意安全,千万不要作死去接触那位即将渡劫的七品邪魔,免得被卷入魔劫中。” While during the Song Shuhang speeches, True Monarch Yellow Mountain takes the take action machine suddenly, slide to unlock looks. 正当宋书航说话间,黄山真君突然取出手机,划开一看。 „A moment ago, Mysterious Maiden Gate's Skylark said suddenly she wanted transcends tribulation. However crosses is not Heavenly Tribulation, seems like Nine Serenities World's Demonic Tribulation, her was polluted thoroughly.” True Monarch Yellow Mountain said. “刚才,玄女门云雀子突然说她要渡劫了。但是渡的不是天劫,似乎是九幽世界的魔劫,她被彻底污染了。”黄山真君道。 what a coincidence? 好巧？