Joseph both hands make the pray shape about the fist: Thank God, he achieved wishes finally. 约瑟夫双手合拳作祈祷状:感谢上帝,他终于如愿以偿。 More than 30 years ago, young he likes looking at Wuxia movie. Later the day and night prayed, hopes God elderly man can him an opportunity, making him experience the true Chinese Kungfu, strolls in the snow traceless, a palm to pat to have that Gold Dragon dances in the air! Opens mind well. 三十多年前,年轻的他喜欢看武侠片。之后日夜祈祷,希望上帝老人家能给他个机会,让他见识一下真正的中国功夫,踏雪无痕、一掌拍出去有金龙飞舞的那种！好好开开眼界。 That asked that strove for more than ten years! 那一求,就求了十多年！ That is true for ten years is asking, every night sleeps to fall into the cliff to obtain divine art the dream to oneself, or walks into the mountain adventure to meet a white-haired old person to teach hundred years of skill, waits for similar strange dream. 那可是真正的十年如一日的在求,每晚睡觉都梦到自己掉入悬崖获得神功,或是进山冒险遇上一个白发苍苍的老人传授百年功力,等等类似的怪梦。 What a pity God elderly man is very busy, had not paid attention to his tiny desire. 可惜上帝老人家很忙,一直没理会他那渺小的愿望。 Now, 20 years later, his daughters grow into the attractive big miss. He almost must forget the past desire, at this time, God remembered him once to seek ten years of desire finally in the past painstakingly! 如今,时隔20年,他女儿都长成漂亮大姑娘。他都差点要遗忘当年的愿望,这时,上帝终于想起了当年他曾经苦求十年的愿望！ Joseph has not disturbed Song Shuhang, because Wuxia movie has the description, disturbing the person to exercise martial arts is not very polite. 约瑟夫没有打扰宋书航,因为武侠片有描述,打扰人练功是很不礼貌的。 Therefore, his sitting silently in one side, looks at Song Shuhang fires off whole set fist technique. 所以,他默默的坐在一边,看着宋书航打完整套拳法。 ...... …… ...... …… In fact, when this foreigner steps into this abandons the classroom, Shuhang has discovered him. 事实上,当这老外踏入这间废弃教室时,书航已经发现他了。 However at this time his «Vajrapani Foundation Fist Technique» has reached the conclusion stage, the stopped words these on white practice, the Qi and Blood Pill drug efficacy wasted. 不过此时他的《金刚基础拳法》已经到收尾阶段,停止的话这一趟就白练了,气血丹药效就浪费了。 no need to be worried fist technique stolen master in any case, so long as opposite party not took out the cell phone photographs anything, endures. 反正不用担心拳法被偷师,只要对方不掏出手机拍照啥的,就忍忍吧。 From noon to the present, he had taken second Qi and Blood Pill, today seventh practice «Vajrapani Foundation Fist Technique», the effect is evident. 从中午到现在,他已经服用了第二枚气血丹,今天第七次修炼《金刚基础拳法》,效果显著。 Un, conducts the practice's gap longer than wanting that he estimates using the Qi and Blood Pill efficacy...... 嗯,利用气血丹药力进行修炼的间隔比他预计的要长一些…… After firing off the final two moves, he then sits down revolution «True Self Meditation Scripture». 打完最后两招后,他便坐下运转《真我冥想经》。 -- does not have to think oneself hide in this remote abandoned classroom building, was discovered. Evidently, must trade place practice next time. ——没想到自己都躲到这偏僻的废弃教学楼,还是被人发现。看样子,下次要换个地方修炼了。 After the qi and blood value sends in Heart Acupoint, this time practice completes, Shuhang opens the eye slowly. 将气血值送入心窍后,本次修炼完成,书航缓缓睁开眼睛。 Opens eyes, he discovered that a that big foreigner face flatters, squats in his front not far away. Shuhang felt own fist begin to stir, is good to think that a fist punches! 一睁眼,他就发现那高大老外正一脸讨好,蹲在他面前不远处。书航感觉自己拳头蠢蠢欲动,好想一拳揍过去！ „Greatly wet, did you exercise martial arts to finish?” A foreigner face flatters, greeted in the extremely irritable Chinese. “大湿,您练功结束了？”老外一脸讨好,用极别扭的中文打招呼。 Song Shuhang corner of the mouth twitches, waves: „Hello.” 宋书航嘴角抽搐,挥了挥手:“你好。” „Greatly wet, I can learn se_kung_fu from you! Chinese Kungfu?” A foreigner face hopes, but also assumed the Wuxia movie Wong Fei-hung's experience posture. Chinese Kungfu, this is his dream from infancy to maturity, the quick use nunchakus...... flies up to the eaves and walls! “大湿,我可以跟你学se_kung_fu！中国功夫吗？”老外一脸期盼,还摆了个武侠片黄飞鸿的经验姿势。中国功夫,这是他从小到大的梦想,快使用双节棍……飞檐走壁！ „......” Song Shuhang rubbed the temples, his own rookie, where has the skill to teach others? Moreover the «Vajrapani Foundation Fist Technique» copyright that he refining up is not own, cannot teach the biological fathers, how can also teach a foreigner? “……”宋书航揉了揉太阳穴,他自己都菜鸟一只,哪有本事教别人？而且他炼的《金刚基础拳法》版权都不是自己的,连亲爹都不能教,又怎么能教一个老外？ He spoke thoughtlessly to find an excuse: „Is sorry...... my family time, not to be divulged to an outsider.” 他随口找了个借口:“抱歉……我家功夫,不外传的。” „I, can acknowledge as teacher! If it's not enough enters your genealogy also no problem! The custom of China I understand that little!” The foreigners flatter to say earnestly, to study time, he also spells. “我,可以拜师！真不行的话入您的家谱也没问题！中国的规矩我懂那么,一点点！”老外认真的讨好道,为了学功夫,他也是蛮拼的。 You must enter my genealogy, I have not wanted! Song Shuhang sighed: „Sorry, I have not received the qualifications of disciple.” 你要入我家谱,我还不愿意呢！宋书航叹了口气:“抱歉,我还没有收徒的资格。” „You can receive me for ‚anonymous disciple’. Then first teaches me, half a loaf of Kung-fu! What's wrong?” The foreigners never say die. “您可以收我为‘记名弟子’。然后先教我个,一招半式！如何？”老外锲而不舍。 „It is not good, even anonymous disciple I do not have that qualifications!” Song Shuhang flatly refuses. “不行,就算是记名弟子我也没那个资格！”宋书航一口回绝。 However, the foreigner has not given up. 但是,老外还是没有放弃。 Chinese Kungfu yay, the true Chinese Kungfu, the fist hits in the air, the air can send out explosion same voice! 中国功夫耶,真正的中国功夫,拳头打在空气中,空气都会发出爆炸一样的声音啊！ how can it be gives up, my Chinese Wuxia dream from infancy to maturity! 怎么可能放弃,我从小到大的中国武侠梦！ This is the position deeply the foreign older teen who was tormented by Chinese Wuxia movie. 这是位深受中国武侠片荼毒的外国大龄青年。 He will entangle the time of person to display extremely, even if today is good from this small master body study odds and ends! Must learn anything, otherwise he can regret life-long! 他将自己缠人的功夫发挥到极至,今天哪怕是从这位小师傅身上学个一鳞半爪都行！一定要学到点什么,否则他会遗憾终生的！ ...... …… ...... …… Shuhang has not thought that he accepted this finally * Guy * Maupassant named Joseph ‚nominal disciple’. 书航万万没想到,他最终还是收下了这位名叫约瑟夫*居伊*莫泊桑的‘名义弟子’。 On this day, Song Shuhang finally body difficult to ‚stalker’ terrifying. If the opposite party is a pretty younger sister, is the middle-aged uncle , not beautiful. 这一天,宋书航终于体难到‘死缠烂打’的恐怖。如果对方是个漂亮妹子也就罢了,偏偏还是个中年大叔啊,还一点都不美型啊。 Finally, Song Shuhang taught Joseph one set of martial arts world absolute technique-- «Time is Calling» earnestly. 最后,宋书航认真的教了约瑟夫一套武林绝学——《时代在召唤》。 Perhaps this name, many people do not meet familiar, it also has another name. 这个名字,或许有很多人会不熟悉,它还有另外一个叫法。 very many very many year ago, the China's middle-school students manage it to call second set of radio calisthenics...... 很多很多年前,华夏的中学生们管它叫第二套广播体操…… Every day goes to school early morning, when voice in broadcast resounds, the middle schools and elementary schools regardless of the cold winter intense summer heat, must come out from the classroom, on make no headway to sports field and lining up, according to the broadcast worker's chant is then starting to do exercises. 每天上学清晨,随着广播中的声音响起时,中、小学们无论寒冬酷暑,都得从教室中出来,到操场上原地踏步、排队,然后按着广播号子开始作操。 Also really let alone, the flavor of this set of radio calisthenics also somewhat martial arts. 还真别说,这套广播体操还真有点武术的味道。 „1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8 and 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...... 4, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8! Very good, comes again one time! The following tune comes together, the rhythm is right, the posture must mark OK! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8......” in the Song Shuhang mouth to shout the tune, at the same time displays complete set «Time is Calling» by the standard posture! “一二三四五六七八、二二三四五六七八……四二三四五六七八！很好,再来一次！跟着节拍一起来,节奏要对,姿势要标准！一二三四五六七八……”宋书航口中喊着节拍,一边以标准的姿势施展全套《时代在召唤》！ Joseph such as attained supreme treasure...... followed standard Song Shuhang from head to tail studied one time. 约瑟夫如获至宝……跟着宋书航从头到尾标准的学了一次。 His perception not bad, after studying two, decent that makes! 他悟性不错,学了两趟后,就做的有模有样！ „This set of absolute technique is one set of foundation method, and you go back day and night practice, when felt oneself can practice to feeling when own within the body has a warm air current, even was basic!” The Song Shuhang board a face earnest was saying to ‚disciple’. “这套绝学乃是一套基础法门,你且回去日夜修炼,什么时候感觉自己能修炼到感觉自己体内有股暖暖的气流时,就算是入门了！”宋书航板着张脸认真对‘弟子’道。 radio calisthenics this thing does beneficially, the martial arts masters do not think, making the health select no problem. 广播体操这东西多作有益,武林高手是别想了,让身体健康点倒没问题。 „Is a teacher! My certain every day finds time to make 30!” Joseph both eyes is bright, loudly said. “是老师！我一定每天抽空做三十遍！”约瑟夫双眼明亮,大声道。 Three...... 30? Really is a plucky fellow. 三……三十遍？真是个有毅力的家伙。 „cough cough!” Song Shuhang cannot bear clear throat, makes an effort patted this ‚disciple’ the shoulder: „keep it up practice, favors you for the master!” “咳咳！”宋书航忍不住清了清嗓子,用力拍了拍这位‘弟子’的肩膀:“加油修炼,为师看好你！” Then, after his pair, overlapping behind, is leaving the classroom building-- Grandmaster style of abandoning to be full swaggering! 然后,他双后交叉在身后,大摇大摆的离开了废弃的教学楼——宗师风范满满！ The nod that Joseph goes all out, in both eyes is filling excitedly. 身后约瑟夫拼命的点头,双眼中充满着激动。 One day, oneself can also like the master, a fist rumble, in the hit air does pā pā make noise? 总有一天,自己也能像师父那样,一拳轰出,打的空气中啪啪作响吗？ Really, is good to anticipate! 真是,好期待啊！ „oh hǒu hǒu, the feeling whole body is the working zeal. That comes again one time! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8...... 2, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8!” Joseph very earnest start practice this set ‚martial arts world absolute technique’, in the heart had been fantasizing again become one day of peerless expert! “哦吼吼,感觉浑身都是干劲。那再来一次！一二三四五六七八……二二三四五六七八！”约瑟夫很认真的开始重新修炼这套‘武林绝学’,心中已经幻想着自己成为绝世高手的一天！ In the future, a ray! 未来,一片光芒啊！ What a pity...... he lies on the glass, can see the bright future, does not have the outlet. 可惜……他是趴在玻璃上的,能看到光明的未来,却没有出路。 ********** ********** After Song Shuhang leaves abandons the classroom, wipes away sweat secretly: „Sees has entangled the person, has not seen to entangle this. Was good is very earnest because of my childhood study radio calisthenics, otherwise really did not have the thing to teach.” 宋书航离开废弃教室后,暗暗擦了把汗:“见过缠人的,没见过能将人缠成这样的。好在俺小时候学广播体操很认真,否则还真没东西可教。” „...... Small Shuhang, your sometimes also thief is never expected that bad.” At this time, the Jiang's Purple Mist appearance without interest in beside Song Shuhang, bad smile said quietly. “哧……小书航,没想到你有时候也贼坏。”这时,江紫烟悄然无息的出现在宋书航身边,坏笑道。 „Miss Purple Mist, you how here?” Song Shuhang discovered own mental energy placed ‚vigilant’ status, could not feel as before Jiang's Purple Mist approaches. “紫烟姑娘,妳怎么在这里？”宋书航发现自己精神力保持在‘警惕’状态,依旧感觉不到江紫烟靠近。 Seniors, each immeasurably deep. 前辈们,每一个都深不可测呀。 „Hee hee, I give you for Medicine Master the type thing. Medicine Master has the important matter to go out temporarily, it is estimated that requires several days of time to come back, therefore you can rest for several days.” Jiang's Purple Mist pulls out a iron bone folding fan, gives Song Shuhang. “嘻嘻,我只是替药师来送你样东西。药师临时有要事出去了趟,估计需要几天时间才能回来,所以你可以休息几天。”江紫烟掏出一把铁骨折扇,递给宋书航。 „What is this thing?” Song Shuhang received this iron fan, my goodness, sinks! “这是什么东西？”宋书航接过这铁扇子,好家伙,沉！ „Controlled fire magical item, Medicine Master had not said can you, making you be familiar with it?” Jiang's Purple Mist selected the brow, said with a smile. “控火法器,药师不是说过要给你件,让你熟悉一下它的吗？”江紫烟挑了挑眉头,笑道。