CCG :: Volume #2

#102: Zhuge Zhongyang

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„Ha, I also think that I called the wrong number.” Opposite party that voice such as releases the heavy burden, then said: „I to Jiangnan University Campus, met me quickly!” “哈,我还以为我打错电话了呢。”对方那声音如释重担,然后道:“我快到江南大学城了啊,过来接我啊！” „yí? Meets you? Are you which?” Gao Moumou doubts, but also ran up to Jiangnan University Campus to come, who ah? “咦？接你？请问你是哪位啊？”高某某一阵疑惑,还跑到江南大学城来了,谁啊？ „Really is sad! Haven't you actually listened to my voice?” The opposite party said by extremely exaggerating tone: „it’s me ah, you best friend-- George!” “真是伤心啊！你竟然还没听出我的声音吗？”对方以极夸张的语气道:“是我啊,你最好的朋友——乔治啊！” „George?” Gao Moumou makes an effort to think, but any acquaintance of sincerity unable in this name and mind to number: „Has not listened!” “乔治？”高某某使劲想了想,但真心无法将这名字和脑海中任何一个熟人对上号:“没听过！” „......” The opposite party was also silent long time. “……”对方又沉默了良久。 „Do not pull, said who are you quickly, did not say that I hung.” Gao Moumou said. “别扯啊,快说你是谁,不说我挂了啊。”高某某道。 „Is I, Zhuge Zhongyang!” The opposite party are helpless, reported the Chinese name. “是我,诸葛忠阳啊！”对方无奈,又报了个中文名字。 Gao Moumou hears this name, immediately complexion white-- he recalled once, oneself pasted on the clear plastic wrap, the chastity by ruthlessly one day of tarnish. 高某某听到这名字,顿时脸色一白——他回想起曾经,自己被贴上保鲜膜,贞操被狠狠玷污的一天。 Zhuge Zhongyang, Zhuge Yue Elder Brother, is the partner who and Gao Moumou grows up together. 诸葛忠阳,诸葛月的哥哥,也是和高某某一起长大的伙伴。 Just like Zhuge Yue, Zhuge Zhongyang is also a person of mixed blood. 和诸葛月一样,诸葛忠阳也是混血儿。 Just like Zhuge Yue, he is also great trouble! 和诸葛月一样,他也是个大麻烦！ Gao Moumou takes a deep breath, holds up the telephone suddenly, called out far away from oneself the cell phone loudly: „wèi wèi you said what Aah a moment ago, here signal is not good, I cannot hear me to be busy now, can you select to telephone late again! My cell phone happen to did not have the electricity, this, hung!” 高某某深吸了口气,突然举起电话,将手机远离自己大声叫道:“喂喂你刚才说什么啊啊,这边信号不好,我听不到我现在正忙着,你能不能迟点再打电话过来啊！啊,我手机正好也没电了,就这样啊,挂了啊！” Then, without the slightest hesitation's made the telephone call. 说完,毫不犹豫的挂掉了电话。 During sports competition, absolutely with these two pulling surnamed Zhuge the 10 cents relations! 运动会期间,绝对不要和这两个姓诸葛的扯上一毛钱关系！ But his telephone just hung, Zhuge Zhongyang returns to dial immediately. 但他电话刚挂,诸葛忠阳就马上回拨过来。 Depended on me? The Gao Moumou complexion drastic change, then he again is rapid connect the call: Telephone number that „I'm sorry, you dial already shutdown. sorry , the _ number _ you _ dial _ out _ is _ out _ of _!” 赖上我了？高某某脸色剧变,然后他再次迅速接通电话:“对不起,您拨打的电话号码已停机。sorry,the_number_you_dial_out_is_out_of_！” Repeatedly twice, Gao Moumou wants to switch off the telephone. 反复两次,高某某就欲关掉电话。 „Bastard, Gao Moumou you dares hang up the phone to give a try! The Sino-UK prompt sound of movement, is the men and women divides the work obviously! I study few, do not deceive me!” In the opposite party telephone heard the roaring sound: „Does not want to take me to state clearly, turns so many curved to do!” “混蛋,高某某你敢挂电话试试看！移动的中英提示声,明明是男女分工的！我读书少,你别骗我！”对方电话中传来了咆哮声:“不想接我就明说,拐这么多弯弯干嘛！” „My this did not fear that hurt your frail mind, I stated clearly-- I, to think and meet, you!” Gao Moumou grins hēi hēi to say with a smile. “我这不是怕伤了你脆弱的心灵嘛,那我就明说了啊——我、不、想、接、你！”高某某咧嘴嘿嘿笑道。 „Bastard, you wait for me!” Zhuge Zhongyang hung up the telephone ruthlessly. “混蛋,你给我等着！”诸葛忠阳狠狠挂断了电话。 Gao Moumou a proud face. 高某某一脸得意。 „who ah?” Song Shuhang inquired, can Gao Moumou complexion drastic change really not many. “谁啊？”宋书航询问道,能让高某某脸色剧变的人还真不多呢。 „Super great trouble!” A Gao Moumou face liver said sorely: „Super narcissistic craziness, self-sensation extremely in good. Moreover, but also super will nitpick, regardless of meets anything, must with overlooking the angle appraises. Eats the bowl roadside plain noodles, he must break to pieces to read to pick up more than ten shortcomings broken. what is more important, the fellow mouth has not blocked, has stretch/open Qianbian the mouth! In brief, I with his super can't do anything about it!” “一个超级大麻烦！”高某某一脸肝疼道:“超级自恋狂,自我感觉太过于良好。而且,还超级会挑剔,无论遇上什么东西,都要用俯视的角度去评价一番。吃碗路边阳春面,他都要碎碎念挑出十几个缺点来。更重要的是,那家伙嘴巴没遮拦,有张欠扁的嘴！总之,我是拿他超级没办法！” Gao Moumou with one skewer ‚super’ described own feelings. 高某某用一串的‘超级’来形容自己的心情。 „Only listens to the feeling is being not a wonderful fellow.” Lin Tubo sighed. “光听着就感觉是个不妙的家伙呢。”林土波叹了口气。 Song Shuhang pinched the chin: „If such a troublesome fellow, he does have to be sent easily by you?” 宋书航捏了捏下巴:“如果是个这么麻烦的家伙,那他有这么容易就被你打发掉吗？” „......” Gao Moumou lived to stare: „Or, I ask for leave, then our elder brother how many do find a place hi a day? How do I treat?” “……”高某某住愣了:“要不,我去请个假,然后我们哥几个找个地方嗨一天？我请客怎么样？” ********** ********** Then, after 15 minutes, a thin and tall blonde hybrid handsome fellow appears in Jiangnan University Campus. And, he successfully found Gao Moumou very much. 然后,十五分钟后,一个瘦高的金发混血帅哥出现在江南大学城。并且,他很顺利的找到了高某某。 „Gao Moumou, you were too naive. You think that an own telephone can send me?” The blonde handsome fellow flung the long hair, shows the evil charm smile. “高某某,你太天真了。你以为自己一个电话就能打发掉我吗？”金发帅哥甩了甩长长的头发,露出个邪魅的笑容。 Song Shuhang saw that the Gao Moumou whole body shivered two. 宋书航看到高某某浑身颤抖了两下。 Blonde handsome fellow Zhuge Zhongyang pulls out own cell phone, paddled several above, pulls out a model of extraordinary software, happily demonstrated that gives Gao Moumou: „did you see that, only uses on this program inputs your cell phone number, I can your position registration to five meters, my disbursing money make one give me to specially make specially! Let you meet me to you an opportunity, even you do not come, my a fraction of a minute can find you!” 金发帅哥诸葛忠阳掏出自己的手机,在上面划动了几下,拉出一款奇葩软件,得意地展示给高某某:“看到了没有,只用在这款程序上输入你的手机号码,我就能将你的位置定位精确到五米之内,我专门出钱让人给我特制的！让你来接我只是给你个机会,就算你不来,我分分钟还是能找到你！” Does nowadays, decode to locate program so many of others position through the cell phone number? Always feels individual * the situation crisis. 这年头,通过手机号码破解定位别人位置的程序这么多？总感觉个人*处境危机啊。 Happily after ending, appreciation of Zhuge Zhongyang very happy Gao Moumou smelly with the feces same face. Then near happy running up to Tubo, warm handshake: „Ha Ha, buddy how many are the Gao Moumou's friends? Hello, I am his childhood friends, called Zhuge Zhongyang!” 得意完后,诸葛忠阳美滋滋的欣赏了高某某臭的跟大便一样的脸。然后欢乐的跑到土波边上,热情的握手:“哈哈,哥们几个是高某某的朋友吗？大家好,我是他的发小,叫诸葛忠阳！” His warm appearance has confusing very much. 他热情的模样很具迷惑性。 ‚It seems like not like the Gao Moumou lecture is so loathful?’ Tubo secretly said in heart, after Zhuge Zhongyang shakes hand, he introduces oneself: „I called Lin Tubo, you can call me Bozi or Little Bo.” ‘看上去也不象高某某讲的那么惹人讨厌嘛？’土波心中暗道,和诸葛忠阳握了握手后,他自我介绍道:“我叫林土波,你可以叫我波仔或是小波都可以。” „Tubo? Ha Ha Ha, your name may be really funny, results in Gao Moumou's broken name some spells! I have suspected Gao Moumou is the parents one's own, in childhood I was suspecting when Gao Moumou is his parents buys the yogurt to deliver. When you ne, you in childhood were sufficient prepaid credit supplemented?” Zhuge Zhongyang said with a smile. “土波？哈哈哈,你这名字可真逗,和高某某的破名字有的得拼！我一直怀疑高某某是不是父母亲生的,小时候我都在怀疑高某某是他父母买酸奶时送的呢。你呢,你小时候是充话费时附带的吗？”诸葛忠阳哈哈笑道。 The Tubo forehead blue vein explodes-- I to withdraw the beforehand words, this fellow is really loathful, meets can make the person blood pressure rise dramatically! This fellow mouth is so inexpensive, can live until now had not been killed, simply is the miracle! 土波额头青筋爆起——我收回之前的话,这家伙果然惹人讨厌啊,一见面就能让人血压飚升！这家伙嘴这么贱,能活到现在都还没被人打死,简直是奇迹！ Then, Zhuge Zhongyang warm and Song Shuhang handshake: „What did buddy call?” 然后,诸葛忠阳又热情的和宋书航握手:“哥们叫什么？” „Song Shuhang.” Shuhang sent out own name, should own name not let the person tsukkomi place? “宋书航。”书航还是报出了自己的名字,自己的名字应该没有让人吐槽的地方吧？ „Good name, this is the biological son should have the name that. Buddies long very white, was the feeling of cream puff, a little welcome by the female student very much? Recently the China's young female student liked the Little White face very much.” Zhuge Zhongyang said with a smile. “好名字,这才是亲生儿子应该有的名字嘛。哥们长的挺白的啊,有点奶油小生的感觉,很受女生欢迎吧？最近华夏的小女生很喜欢小白脸呢。”诸葛忠阳哈哈笑道。 „......” Song Shuhang corner of the mouth pulled out pulling out: „Temporarily did not have the girlfriend.” “……”宋书航嘴角抽了抽:“暂时还没有女友。” „yí? Is the present female student vision so high?” Zhuge Zhongyang had doubts, then makes an effort to pat the Song Shuhang's shoulder: „Wants the brothers I to help your one not? It is not I boasted, so long as my telephone, the clear young girl is the beautiful young girl head, or the B female of warm loli, aloof, so long as my telephone, no one will reject me, in high spirits looks for me!” “咦？现在的女生眼光这么高吗？”诸葛忠阳疑惑了一下,然后又用力拍宋书航的肩膀:“要兄弟我帮助你一把不？不是我自夸,只要我一个电话,无论是清纯少女还是美丽的少女彐,或是热情的萝莉、高冷的乙女,只要我一个电话,没有人会拒绝我,都会兴高采烈的过来找我！” This fellow also super originally ripe! 这家伙还超级自来熟！ „Such experience evil?” Song Shuhang cannot bear tease: „Zhuge, is it possible that you make the courier industry?” “这么历害？”宋书航忍不住打趣道:“诸葛,你莫非是做快递行业的？” Because Zhuge Zhongyang description is not the little elder brother of courier industry, can a telephone make the younger sisters of various different personality and disparity in age run to receive courier jubilantly. 因为诸葛忠阳描述的不就是快递行业的小哥嘛,能一个电话就让各种不同性格、不同年龄的妹子们兴高采烈的跑下来收快递。 Zhuge Zhongyang gawked staring, after long time, he shakes to send, the narcissism said: „Shuhang ah, have you seen courier like me? Which courier in does this world have to be able like me dashing, young gold/metal?” 诸葛忠阳愣了愣,半晌后他甩了甩头发,自恋道:“书航啊,你见过象我这样的快递员吗？这世上有哪个快递员能像我这样英俊潇洒、年少多金？” At this time, the distant place had the Abundant Harvest Express Delivery Service's car(riage) to stop. A very attractive Uncle commander takes from the car(riage)...... 此时,远处有辆丰收速递的车停了下来。一位很有魅力的帅大叔从车中迈出……
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