„I am really silly.” Is throwing over the black cape that borrows from good intention merchant there, tight, my cautiously shuttles back and forth on the Liu Huang Mountain City street that oneself wrap. “我真傻,真的。”披着从好心商人那里借来的黑色斗篷,把自己包的紧紧的,我小心翼翼的在硫磺山城街道上穿梭。 „I know the system only always the restless good intention, the most that therefore he recommends has the issue, cannot choose absolutely \; I do not know that does not have the thing of issue also to have the issue after the system! You looked, the mean values of two blood relationships present was higher, this clarified this fleshly body to have the issue. That pit father's Charm value, you thought that the system does meet the good intention to make me go to be welcome by the beauty? This clarified is pit, how at that time I jumped. I am really silly.” “我单知道系统从来不安好心,所以他推荐的多半有问题,绝对不能选择\;我不知道就是没有问题的东西经过系统也会有问题！你看,两个血统的平均值都比现在的高了,这就摆明了这个肉体有问题呀。还有那坑爹的魅力值,你觉得系统会好心让我去受美眉欢迎吗？这这摆明了就是坑呀,当时我怎么就跳了呀。我真傻呀,真的。” In the small bat of my side, actually maliciously stared my one eyes. 在我身边的小蝙蝠,却狠狠的瞪了我一眼。 „Sufficed! You have talked incessantly 100-200 times, has traded the body, did the intelligence quotient also fall?” “够了！你都唠叨了一两百次了了,换了身体,智商也掉了吗？” „No, but sees more miserable you, was finally happy, therefore wants to talk incessantly several.” “不,只是看到更惨的你,总算心情好了点,所以想多唠叨几句。” 【demon pet: Harloys( greedy parent substance), race: It is not able to classify, strength: 12 th, Agility: 10 th, physical strength: 30 th, Intelligence: 28 th, Willpower: 25 th, Charm: Uncertain, occupation: 1 level of Mage, quality synthetic evaluation: Compared with the ultimate waste residue of your also waste residue, race ability: Distortion( black iron), systems assessment: This is your demon pet, but she pondered frequently how to kill you in the limit of contract, manages well her, is waiting under by her in to subdue|grams. The system prompts again: Pū, I am keeping the beforehand appraisal intentionally, now, you do not need to worry that she has plotted a rebellion, great Queen of Banshees can only transforms in the bat shape and cat, the most formidable lethality was the cat throws with the cat has probably licked, did well, unexpectedly some people were more miserable than you.】 【魔宠:海洛伊丝（贪婪母体）,种族:无法分类,力量:12,敏捷:10,体力:30,智力:28,意志:25,魅力:不定,职业:1级法师,综合评价:比你还废渣的终极废渣,种族能力:变形（黑铁）,系统评价:这是你的魔宠,但她时刻思考如何在契约的限制内干掉你,管好她,或者,等着被她下克上。系统再提示:噗,我是故意留着以前的评价的,现在,你再也不用担心她谋反了,伟大的女妖之王只能在蝙蝠形态和小猫中转化,最强大的杀伤力大概就是猫扑和猫舔了,干得好,居然还有人比你更惨。】 When I died temporarily, almost therefore destruction Harloys took in the system, now my resurrection, she once again has also moved, but I fall to first-level am a live person, she fell to first-level has no way to maintain person. 当我暂时死亡之际,差点因此毁灭的海洛伊丝被收进了系统之中,现在我复活了,她也随之再度活动了,只是我掉落到一级还是个活人,她掉到一级就没法维持人型了。 „...... You determined that I curtain off your arrange here, then here screamed that some people of streaking will be what kind.” “......你确定,我在这里遮掉你的布,然后在这里尖叫,有人裸奔会怎么样。” Clenches teeth, the small bat sends out her to think the most fearful threat, but I actually smiled. 咬着牙,小蝙蝠发出她认为最可怕的威胁,但我却笑了。 „Does as you please, here streaking is the potluck, nobody will care. The streaking is not the news, separates several days of nobody streaking is the news.” “请便,这里裸奔已经是家常便饭了,没有人会在意的。裸奔不是新闻,隔个几天没人裸奔才是新闻。” „, You, when I am a fool, how possibly to have such fearful place .....” “呵,你当我是傻子呀,怎么可能有这么可怕的地方.....” „Holds that only bare cow!! Right, is of nickname bare king, do not let him run, law-abiding several days, that deserves death Wild Bull Alliance and Gentleman Alliance move unexpectedly. This time we must close their one month.” “抓住那只裸牛！！对,就是外号裸王的那只,别让他跑了,才安分了几天,那该死的野牛盟和绅士联盟居然又活动起来。这次我们要关他们一个月。” The Harloys words have not said that on dumbfounded has grown up the mouth, but in my numb expression,[ ***] Tauren has one crowd light the man of body to howl, but immediately, one group of Dark Elf knights pursued. 海洛伊丝的话没有说完,就目瞪口呆的长大了嘴,而在我的麻木表情中,就有一只[***]的牛头人带着一群光着身子的汉子呼啸而过,而马上,一群暗精灵骑士就追了上来。 „Is honorary title the highest judge of bare king?” “荣誉称号为裸王的最高法官吗？” Inexplicable, my heart pain, about the worry and main house gate unfortunate ashamed feeling of judicial system promiscuous in the same place, wants to clean up the gateway, the impulsion of silencing a witness of crime well ups, but obviously, I get angry the words that draws a sword at this time, does not clean up the gateway, but delivered the dish. 莫名的,我的心痛起来,对司法系统的担心和家门不幸的羞耻感混杂在一起,一股想要清理门户,杀人灭口的冲动涌上心头,但显然,此时我怒而拔刀的话,就不是清理门户,而是送菜了。 „Walks. With the small gadget of illusion change semblance, in my laboratory many went, now this appearance, anything cannot do.” “走吧。用幻觉改变外表的小玩意,我的实验室里多的去了,现在这个样子,什么都做不了。” Seeks to tidy up the means of that fellow in the mind, while cautiously binds the cape, in some sense this city is the entire underground city is safest, but in some sense, it is most dangerous, particularly my present condition is really unsatisfactory. 一边在脑海中寻找收拾那个家伙的办法,一边小心翼翼的裹好斗篷,从某种意义上这座城市是整个地下城最安全的,但从某种意义上,它又是最危险的,尤其是我现在状态实在不佳。 Avoids the line of sight, while careful draws the demon pet bat to walk quickly. But Harloys actually dumbfounded looks at that side, several Holy Knight with several Death Knight in chat of being merry. 一边躲避视线,一边小心的拉着魔宠蝙蝠快走。但海洛伊丝却目瞪口呆的看着那边,几个圣骑士正在和几个死亡骑士在有说有笑的聊天。 This absolutely in the situation that other places cannot see, is Order and symbol of Chaos harmonious coexistence, I just thought dai Chinese zither two, but the next quarter, they have hit. Hits also scolded, quarrels very ominously, started to be very poisonous. 这绝对是在其他地方见不到的情况,是秩序和混沌和谐共处的象征,我刚想嘚瑟两句,但下一刻,他们就打了起来。边打还边骂,吵得很凶,下手很毒。 „Then right.” “这才对呀。” Harloys satisfied nod, but at this time, the bawl passed on, made Harloys scared immediately. 海洛伊丝满意的点了点头,但此时,叫骂声传了过来,却当即让海洛伊丝傻眼了。 Female monster friendship that Bastard that „your this speech does not make sense, complies with? Why comes, only then several female corpses, you looked on that face the long maggot, can look?” “你这个说话不像话的混蛋,答应的女妖联谊了？为什么来的只有几个女僵尸,你看那脸上都长蛆了,能看？” „, The innocent young child, that is the fashion of our undead area! Also, were you nice? Beautiful woman pastor who you promise? How to come several cafeteria aunts! When you we are the fools!” “切,不懂事的小毛孩子,那是我们亡灵区的时尚！还有,你就像样了？你答应的美女牧师了？怎么就来了几个食堂大妈！你当我们是傻子呀！” The nearby had has applauded audience, the two sides are noisier are more ominous, more hits is more ruthless, but Death Knight with his rune/symbol Wenjian, the Saint has not ridden the gate not to use Holy Light, instead such as ** fight beats. 边上已经有叫好了的观众了,两边越吵越凶,越打越狠,但死亡骑士没有用他的符文剑,圣骑门也没有用圣光,反而如**斗殴般拳打脚踢起来。 „Thinks the female monster and Medusa of our area? Let alone the gate, the window did not have, elder brother several cannot pursue, why to introduce to you.” “想我们区的女妖和美杜莎？别说门了,窗都都没有,哥几个自己都追不到,凭什么给你们介绍。” „Snort, told you honestly. We spoke with the female pastor must fight hand-to-hand first, the resources were so scarce, why to introduce to you.” “哼,老实告诉你。我们连和女牧师说话都要先肉搏,资源这么稀缺,凭什么给你们介绍。” Good, in the hiss of audience, the matter was very obvious, the two sides organization friendship, wants to empty glove White Wolf to rub the younger sister resources of opposite party actually, finally the two sides have hit one, then discovers attempt of opposite party. 好吧,在观众的嘘声中,事情已经很明显了,两边组织联谊,其实都是都想空手套白狼蹭对方的妹子资源,结果两边撞到了一起了,然后发现对方的企图。 „undead and Holy Knight organization friendship? Was this world insane I was insane?” Harloys dumbfounded. “亡灵和圣骑士组织联谊？是这个世界疯了还是我疯了？”海洛伊丝目瞪口呆中。 Did this thanks have the body? Looks at this group of funny guys, I am covering the abdomen, where should be the stomach, first time felt that what is the stomach hurts with the neuralgia. 该感谢有身体了吗？看着这群活宝,我捂着小肚子,哪里应该就是胃吧,第一次感觉到什么叫胃疼和神经痛。 „Who relates Town Security......” “谁去联系城管......” „Do not move, who in manufacture confusion? Ha Ha, is your this group of grandsons, previous tripartite friendship time, your cow, dares to bring Demiram and Centaur unexpectedly comes, if not for our quick-witted called Beifeng in legend, frightened off these hunger. The thirsty beauty, that men transferred in your hands. This time Qiu Jiuchou calculates newly together. Eats my breaking crime to cut!” “别动,谁在制造混乱？哈哈,又是你们这群孙子,上次三方联谊的时候,你们牛呀,居然敢带半羊人和半人马来,若不是我们机智的却叫来了传说中的悲风,吓走那些饥.渴的美眉,那次爷们都交待到你们手中去了。这次新仇旧仇一起算。吃我的断罪斩！” Good, Town Security did not need to call, this new graduate in Nanxiang came, information that but since he disclosed that I should sigh that their friendship, inexplicable, the stomach was more painful. 好吧,城管也不用叫了,这南翔的新毕业生已经来了,但从他透露的信息来看,我应该感叹他们的交情好吗,莫名的,胃更痛了。 „Whoops!” “哎呦！” Suddenly, a person maliciously flies my collision. 突然,一人把我狠狠的撞飞。 „Excuse me, excuse me, Momo is pursuing these Bastard.” “不好意思,不好意思,莫莫在追那些混蛋。” Originally, is Dark Elf Town Security captures, incautiously has hit my body. 原来,是一个暗精灵城管追捕的时候,一不小心撞到了我的身上。 The cape was hit, brilliance shoots my eye, punctures the person unfamiliar pain, but looks to have whole face shocking Momo, I awakened immediately. 斗篷被撞开了,光华射进我的眼睛,刺得人眼生痛,但看着有满脸震惊的莫莫,我当即醒悟过来了。 I bind body with the cape hastily, system not good intention delivers you one clothes, just like Harloys, newborn fleshly body nearly entire bare, in the cape anything has not put on. 我连忙用斗篷裹住身体,系统可不会好心的送你一套衣服,正如海洛伊丝所述,新生的肉体近乎全裸,斗篷里面什么都没穿。 „That, I and Wild Bull Alliance these fellows have not related, I am come to here to study the Power of Law new person, was only just by the robber, clothes others is snatched.” “那个,我和野牛盟那些家伙没有关系,我是来这里学习律法之力的新人,只是刚刚遭了强盗,衣服都别人抢了。” Recalls diligently, when the Holy Knight No. 2 smiling face has not made the matter that weighs on the conscience, the righteous smiling face, pulls open the relations with that crowd of Perverts at the same time diligently, I do not want such bewildered shut in the reformatory. 努力回忆当圣骑士的二号笑容没做亏心事,理直气壮的笑容,一边努力和那群变.态拉开关系,我可不想就这么莫名其妙的被关进少管所。 „I already stony broke, but hires oneself that Lich father's younger cousin who called Roland, this was flatter looks, was I best friend.” “我已经身无分文了,只是来投靠那个叫罗兰的巫妖表叔,这是阿瞄,是我最好的朋友。” Then, I lifted that Dark Elf front Harloys, at this time, under my order, she turned into the adorable black cat. 然后,我把海洛伊丝举到了那个暗精灵的面前了,此时,在我的命令之下,她已经变成了可爱的黑色小猫。 But under my demon pet contract order, dignified Queen of Banshees, even if angry has spouted the fire to the double pupil quickly , can only hawk to sprout on looking of little darling. 而在我的魔宠契约命令之下,威严的女妖之王,即使恼怒到双瞳已经快喷出火来,也只能就乖乖的瞄瞄叫卖萌。 „Looks!!!” “瞄!!!” „He He, the girl often does not have the resistance to the adorable thing, saw again I do not threaten, definitely slightly will search for conceal to inspect to put me to walk.” “呵呵,女孩子对可爱的东西往往没有抵抗能力,再看到我毫无威胁,肯定稍微搜藏检查一下就会放我走了。” But quick, I discovered that my achievement was unnecessary, that female Dark Elf Town Security disregards Queen of Banshees that meow meow called, but stubbornly is staring at me, a few words did not say. 但很快,我就发现我的作为多余了,那个女暗精灵城管无视了喵喵叫的女妖之王,只是死死的盯着我,却一句话都不说。 Then ..... 然后..... Not the vivid saliva flowed ..... 毫无形象的口水流下来了..... „Old lady sent! Best quality goods shota!! Light body!!! Can Momo eat?!” “老娘发了！极品正太呀！！光着身子呀！！！莫莫可以吃掉吗？！” Immediately, the flame of anger gets up, I get angry exclaim. 当即,无名火起,我怒吼道。 „You are shota, your family is shota.” “你才是正太,你全家都是正太。” Good, this time I acknowledged that by system pit, anything to controlling the body has the advantage from the young condition exercise, any soul condition and mortal body unify closely, again the excuse of multi- consoling oneself, could not cover me by the pit fact. 好吧,这次我承认又被系统坑了,什么从年幼状态锻炼对掌控身体颇有好处,什么灵魂状态和肉身结合最紧密,再多自我安慰的借口,都掩盖不了我被坑的事实。 The 14-year-old fleshly body indeed is the anticipated fleshly body age, is my soul real stance, suits the fusion of soul and mortal body, but...... 14岁的肉体的确是预期的肉体年龄,更是我灵魂真实姿态,适合灵魂和肉身的融合,但...... „My that knows that antiquity human was lives over 200 years old, 14 years old for them were a child!” “我那知道上古人类都是活200岁以上,14岁对他们来说还是个孩子！” Yes, the first-generation human mean lifetimes at least are present human over two times, my this 14-year-old fleshly body, looks like most ten years old. 是的,第一代人类平均寿命至少是现在人类的两倍以上,我这个14岁的肉体,看起来最多十岁。 I already should think that relative another two fleshly body choices, this fleshly body is the surname is basically somewhat low , because is too young, but the Charm value is too high, purely is because the child appearance is generally lovable. 我早就该想到,相对另外两种肉体选择,这个肉体基本属姓偏低,是由于年龄实在太小,而魅力值过高,纯粹是因为孩子一般都长相可爱。 Yes, adorable, with adorable that shows absolutely no concern charming. 是的,可爱,和帅气毫不关心的可爱。 The golden hair is emitting the gloss of Sun, bringing the sunset glow cheeks to be ruddy, the red apple that just cleaned likely, letting the person wants to nip one, fair flesh water Run water Run, has not gotten the sunlight obviously, but on small cheek custom sunlight smiling face, makes people feel he open lively surname standard. 金色的头发散发着太阳的光泽,带着红霞的脸颊红扑扑的,像个刚刚洗净的红苹果,让人想咬上一口,白皙的肌肤水润水润的,显然没有晒过阳光,而小脸蛋上习惯般的阳光笑容,却让人感觉到他开朗活泼的姓格。 Changes young is not fearful, what is fearful, at that time I used the underground river to look in a mirror, thought that very likely large size baby, is very lovable. 变回年幼不可怕,可怕的是,当时我用暗河照镜子的,都觉得很像个大号娃娃,很可爱。 19 Charm values, if on the honest Jin/benevolent has existence of Charm, is used to soak the younger sister simply is the unmatched in the world, but uses on the child, is lovably useful! 19的魅力值呀,若是诚仁身上是多么有魅力的存在,用来泡妹子简直是天下无敌,但用在孩子上,可爱有啥用！ This is also not the system most sinister place ..... 这还不是系统最阴险的地方..... The semblance young to Mage is not the important matter, secret Yao and stage props of various deceit ages have everything expected to find, install the tender ghost woman and old monster to find at everywhere, so long as I returned to the laboratory, takes out these holdings, camouflages the adult absolutely not to have the difficulty. 外表年幼对法师来说并不是什么大事,各种欺骗年龄的秘药和道具应有尽有,装嫩的老妖婆、老妖怪更是随处可见,只要我回到了实验室,取出那些藏品,伪装成年人完全没有难度。 But now biggest problem young waiter, although had, but because has not grown, is equal to not having! This is the core of issue! 但现在最大的问题小伙计虽然有了,但由于还没有发育,也等于没有！这才是问题的核心！ I know that the system has not pressed good intention, gets rid with great difficulty does not have the physiological desire. The body of Lich looks, actually gives the mortal body that my this has not grown, does not have what physiological drive. 我就知道系统没按好心,好不容易摆脱没有生理欲.望的巫妖之躯,却给了我这个还没发育的肉身,还是没有啥生理需求。 The my present first goal, quickly returns to the underground book stacks, looks up first-generation human when puberty growth, when can marry...... Good, I do not know that entertainers'guild bored records these, but thinks always right. 我现在的第一目标,就是赶快回到地下书库,去查下到底第一代人类什么时候青春期发育,什么时候能够结婚......好吧,我知道没有那本书会无聊的去记这些,但想想总没错吧。 But at this moment, from this mouth current of water place, is violating starry eyed Dark Elf, this time, I was am faced with imminent disaster. 而此刻,从这个口水流一地,正在犯花痴的暗精灵来看,这次,我算是大难临头了。 „Small adorable ..... No, Child, looks at the goldfish to be what kind of the elder sister? The elder sister family|home has very adorable small creature.” “小可爱.....不,小朋友,和姐姐一起去看金鱼怎么样？姐姐家有很多很可爱的小动物的。” „Goldfish? Does the underground world have the goldfish? When you I am silly.” “金鱼？地下世界有金鱼？你当我傻呀。” Now first-level I, hit fight this weakest Silver-Rank Town Security knight certainly. 现在才一级的我,打是绝对打不过这个最弱白银阶的城管骑士的。 „Was right, Child, here also has lollipop.” “对了,小朋友,我这里还有棒棒糖哦。” Looks that this idiot Elf has pulled out the big candy from chest armor unexpectedly, does not know completely her brain is any structure, this is the Liu Huang Mountain City proud Town Security knight, thinks of this, my stomach was more painful ..... 看着这个白痴精灵居然真的从胸甲里面掏出了大笔糖果,完全不知道她大脑是什么结构,这就是硫磺山城引以为豪的城管骑士吗,想到这,我的胃更痛了..... „Lets loose me!!” “放开我！！” „Does not want, meets such to satisfy one's liking with great difficulty, Momo must grasp to raise!! When several years can harvest, Momo can be in the sisters earliest marries the husband!” “才不要,好不容易遇到个这么合胃口的,莫莫一定要抓回去养！！等个几年就可以收割了,莫莫会是姐妹中最早娶到老公的！” Good, Momo had completely forgotten the status of oneself lawman, wallows during own dream. 好吧,莫莫已经完全忘记了自己执法者的身份,沉迷于自己的梦想之中。 „He He, has such adorable little husband, Momo is envied dead by other sisters.” “呵呵,有这么可爱的小老公,莫莫会被其他的姐妹羡慕死的。” But I indeed very much want to pick up girl, but not like the child bride by beauty bubble, therefore, without demur, I turn head to run. 但我的确很想泡美眉,但不是像个童养媳一样被美眉泡呀,于是,二话不说,我扭头就跑。 But just ran two steps, stomach was more painful, then naturally but fell to the ground. 但刚刚跑上两步,胃就更痛起来了,然后自然就无奈倒地。 „So will be why uncomfortable, whole body feels weak, the mortal body union had problems!” “为什么会这么难受,浑身乏力,难道肉身结合出了问题！” But suddenly, I felt that the whole person was hugged, that starry eyed Elf sound near ear. 但突然,我感觉整个人都被抱了起来,那个花痴精灵的声音就在耳边。 „So to be how light, Child, did the little darling eat meal?” “怎么这么轻,小朋友,乖乖吃饭了吗？” „Eats meal?” Good, I remembered me to forget anything finally, walked to use for two days from the underground river, I but who just transformed the living had already forgotten the custom of living, has not thought really must eat meal, but similarly is Harloys of dead does not think that reminded me. “吃饭？”好吧,我终于想起我忘记了什么,从暗河走过来用了两天,但刚刚转变成生者的我早就忘记了生者的习惯,真没想到要吃饭呀,而同样是亡者的海洛伊丝更不会想到提醒我。 „Originally is not the stomach ache, is hungry. Two days have not eaten are all right, it seems like that this is very healthy.” “原来不是胃痛,是饿得呀。两天没吃都没事,看来这身体还很健康呀。” realisation I, in the next quarter, direct hungrily fainted. 恍然大悟的我,在下一刻,就直接饿晕了。 But luckily, before fainting, I uses the biggest strength to shout that „saves a life, has the strange aunt, she must feed me to drink the paternal grandmother”, but catches up with Town Security that from these hurriedly, the body of my pureness should be able to preserve. 但幸好,在昏倒之前,我用最大的力气大喊“救命呀,有怪阿姨呀,她要喂我喝奶奶呀”,而从那些急匆匆赶来的城管们来看,我的清白之躯应该能保住了吧。 „Tragedy, pit father system, I am absolutely irreconcilable with you!” “悲剧呀,坑爹系统,我跟你不共戴天！” ============= ============= ps. is good, saw that everybody is so warm, ahead of time makes known, has expelled diligently one chapter, today has renewed 13,000, was erupted, recommended under the book friend support of vote. Condition unsatisfactory , if there is errors, tomorrow will change again. ps.好吧,看到大家这么热烈,就提前揭晓吧,努力又赶出了一章,今天更新过13000了,算是爆发了,还有推荐票的书友支持下吧。状态不佳下若有错漏,明天再改。 ps2. How some people will guess mother, mother melt other people able, mother lead story considered as finished ...... Along the shota condition is only temporary. ps2。怎么会有人猜娘化,娘化了其他人可以,娘化主角这故事就算完了吧.....。顺,正太状态只是暂时的。