Lifts a rock to drop it on one's own feet? I have been used. 搬起石头砸自己的脚？我已经习惯了。 Has gotten down one big pile of sets actually cloudy oneself? I was numb. 下了一大堆套却阴了自己？我已经麻木了。 I think after the reincarnation , the luck changes for the better, it seems like, is only I wants to be too many. 我本来以为转生之后运气就有好转,看来,只是我想太多。 „Is this destiny? The system, I really am lucky e in legend .........” “这就是命运吗？系统,难道我真是是传说中的幸运e………” 【The causes and effects computation is very complex, pulls bullshit more is more difficult to calculate, if pulls bullshit according to you „fate” and „causes and effects” calculate, you absolutely are not so-called lucky e, you are lucky z!】 【因果计算是很复杂的,牵扯的越多越难计算,若按你牵扯的“缘分”和“因果”来计算的话,你绝对不是所谓的幸运e,你是幸运z！】 „, Does this world nobody have bad luck compared with me?” “哦,这世界没有人比我倒霉？” 【It is not bad luck, is annoys the right and wrong the ability. Considered after establishing Hades, pulls the causes and effects that bullshit arrives at to implicate, you probably have become a bug variable of world operation, all nobody compared with your comet absolutely are the truth.】 【不是倒霉,是惹出是非的能力。考虑到建立冥府之后牵扯到的因果牵连,你大概已经成了世界运行的一个bug变量,所有没有人比你扫把星绝对是实话。】 „...... Said that before you flickered I, these speechless small Quest, are really not your pit I.” “……这么说,之前你忽悠我,还有那些让人无语的小任务,真的不是你坑我。” 【.......】 【…….】 „Good, I knew. You want to find an excuse to visit me to laugh!” “好吧,我知道了。你丫就是想找个理由看我笑话！” As if, bewildered I have( where „lead has assigned” to arrive at to damage that) the passive ability unexpectedly, but was a pity that I do not have the treatment of lead, cannot obtain the beautiful woman to give instead of taking casually, cannot enter a door to open casually packs the Magical Armaments valuable box, waits for my, as if only then fishing fishes the murder whale, has a vacation to relax to arrive at the rare and beautiful flowers luck in battlefield area. 似乎,莫名其妙的我居然有了“主角命”（走到哪里祸害到那）的被动能力,但可惜我却没有主角的待遇,既不能随随便便的获得美女倒贴,也不能随便走进个房门就可以打开装满神兵利器的宝箱,等待我的,似乎只有钓鱼钓到杀人鲸,放假散心走到战场区的奇葩运气。 Very funny? Regarding the bystander so, at least the dead cat has smiled probably everywhere swayed back and forth( pulls out notebook to inscribe one) .......... But present, really makes the person somewhat unable to smile. 很好笑？对于外人大概如此吧,至少死猫已经笑得满地打滚了（掏出笔记本记上一笔）……….而眼前的一幕,却实在让人有些笑不出来。 Outside is the powerful enemy threatens the border, the cities has actually been divided into several cliques, oneself have nothing to do with oneself obviously, but also was treated as has sewn at present. 外面是强敌压境,城镇内部却分成了数个派系,自己明明是与己无关的,还被人当做了眼前钉。 „I was sufficed!” “我受够了！” I lay down on the table, exhibit the dead pig not to fear the boiling water hot appearance. 我在桌子上一躺,摆出了死猪不怕开水烫的模样。 „Was sufficed? Good. We upset the table, I happen to planned that looks for several battlefields to test my weapon.” “受够了？太好了。那我们掀桌子吧,我正好打算找几个战场实验一下我的武器。” „I x, is this end matter who which comes?” “我x,这是哪来的终结者？” Turns head to look. Frightened me to jump. 回头一望。吓了我一跳。 In the eye brings to dodge the blue light battle efficiency detector, the back is a two meters long combination gun tube. On the shoulder is a small demon crystal artillery, on muscular arm scattered brought 45 strange instruments, high-speed circulation of various data above display monitor, the bandolier of waist have packed, is putting two small machineguns including the under foot near. 眼上带着闪着蓝光的战斗力探测器,背后是一个两米多长的组合炮管。肩膀上是一个小型的魔晶炮,肌肉发达的手臂上零零散散的带了45个诡异的仪器,各类数据在其上的显示屏中高速流转,腰间的弹药带已经装满,连脚下边上都放着两个小型机关炮。 Other, I reluctantly can understand that what meaning atomic energy indication on that shoulder shouldering type demon crystal artillery is? What this world exactly had, was the mushroom egg in legend born finally? Do you plan to save the world really? Your science and technology tree selected completely crookedly! 其他的就算了,我勉强能够理解,那个肩扛式魔晶炮上的原子能标示是什么意思？这世界到底发生了什么,难道传说中的蘑菇蛋终于诞生了？你真的打算拯救世界吗？你丫科技树完全点歪了吧！ „....... What did these years exactly have? How to make love elder sister's little boys (shota) turn into the end matter!” “…….这些年到底发生了什么？是怎么让一个恋姐的小正太变成终结者的！” My words make fighting spirit full Thimi Rhett all of a sudden discouraged. 我的话语让斗志满满的提米雷特一下子泄了气。 „...... Loves elder sister anything please do not raise again, is the young time is innocent, please do not treat as handle this for a lifetime! I ‚love elder sister Grandmaster’ the given name turned into the most resounding title, Gentleman Alliance that crowd of Bastard has been used to work as the synonym, is you harms!” “……恋姐什么的请不要再提,都是年轻时候不懂事,请别把这个当做一辈子的把柄！我‘恋姐大师’的名号已经变成了最响亮的称号,绅士联盟那群混蛋都用来当代称了,都是你们害的！” „....... Did your older sister marry?” “…….那你姐姐结婚了吗？” „How possible, who dares to touch my elder sister, he he, I make him make the rocket space travel ........ Do not misunderstand! I am not the elder sister control really! I, I had a girlfriend! Although she and my elder sister grow very much look like, but I do not look really intentionally her! Although I most like her face. But I am not pursue really for this reason her!” “怎么可能,谁敢碰我的姐姐,呵呵,我让他做火箭宇宙旅行……..别误会！我真的不是姐控！我,我有一个女朋友了！虽然她和我姐姐长得很像,但我真不是故意找她的！虽然我最喜欢她的脸。但我真不是因为这个原因追求她的！” Just still suddenly responded in Thimi Rhett of sinister smile that actually discovered our vision have focused in him, more said that more was more exposed. 刚刚还在阴笑的提米雷特突然反应过来,却发现我们的目光已经聚焦于他,却越说越欲盖弥彰。 „........” My whole face is helpless. This kid was too honest. “……..”我满脸无奈。这娃太诚实了。 „.........” Dead cat has covered the face with claw, this kid already honest did not have the face to see the person. “………”死猫用爪子捂住了脸,这娃已经诚实的没脸见人了。 【.........】 The system made mixed the number of words exclamation mark...... Actually the punctuation mark is not the number of words, her anything cannot deceive. 【………】系统打出了混字数的感叹号……其实标点符号不算字数的,她根本什么都骗不到。 When our idle bored, the crowd that all around is hostile to as if revolved to come up, heavy arming that Thimi Rhett braves suddenly makes people vigilant. 而在我们闲的无聊的时候,周遭敌视的人群似乎已经围绕上来,提米雷特突然冒出来的重武装更让人警觉。 But in another aspect, our not mattering, instead lets these person of vigilances, after all, calm is the patent of powerhouse ....... What? Installs to compel the suspect? That has the possibility actually. But generally could not live to be too long. 但在另外一个方面,我们的无所谓,反而让这些人警觉,毕竟,从容是强者的专利…….啥？装逼犯？那倒是有可能的。但一般活不了太久。 „Perhaps, this can prove us is one side.” “或许,这个可以证明我们是一边的。” Finds out the right hand. Above pure Holy Light gathers ball, next quarter. Actually changes to the twinkle illumination silver cross. 探出右手。纯粹的圣光其上汇聚成球,下一刻。却化作闪烁发光的银色十字架。 „From introduced newly, Legend Holy Knight Carrow, this time Quest chases down that crowd of Bastard of Wan Wang meeting, these dead souls magics were the stage prop special effect that duang came out, I received information group of scoundrels to plan to open the death realm front door, therefore camouflaged Necromancer to be involved, finally has not mixed, undead came, my this Quest was the failure is thorough.” “从新介绍一下,传奇圣骑士卡罗,这次的任务是追杀万亡会的那群混蛋,这些死灵魔法都是duang出来的道具特效,我接到情报这群混账打算打开死亡位面的大门,所以伪装成亡灵法师加入其中,结果还没混进去,亡灵就来了,我这次任务算是失败彻底了。” Reputation good extraordinary of say|way of pure Holy Light, the Holy Knight gold medal reputation is trustworthy, my words make other people slightly relieved . Moreover, I have to let the Assassin's mace that the opposite party trusts, walks outside, I very much have been prepared. 纯粹的圣光之道的名声好的出奇,圣骑士的金牌名誉值得信任,我的话语让其他人稍微放下心来,而且,我还有让对方信任的杀手锏,行走在外,我可是一直都很有准备的。 „Look, this is my credential, my military exploit medal.” “看,这是我的证件,还有我的军功勋章。” „Harmful book lover club membership certificate? Big stomach Wang Cheng on medal?” “有害书籍爱好者俱乐部会员证？大胃王成就勋章？” „Sorry, with mistakenly. I remember to place nearby this.” “抱歉,拿错了。我记得放在这附近的。” The space bag looked like needs to clean up, at sixes and sevens credential has become the mountain, lost fiercely all of a sudden, scattered unexpectedly became the hill. 空间袋看来需要清理了,七乱八糟的证件已经累计成山,猛地一下子丢出来,零零散散居然累计成小山。 „Dragon language eight levels of certificates? That year from the graduation, the simple dragon language is very easy to study, does not need to test specially eight, situation that meeting and Great Dragon that if said according to them have to do ........ This year the head, Great Dragon will say that logical expression is the general disposition, for in the past this small book almost tossed about me, after result graduation, basic useless.” “龙语八级证书？从毕业那年就没看过了吧,简单的龙语很容易学,根本没有必要考专八,若是按他们说的遇到和巨龙打交道的场合……..这年头,巨龙会说人话已经是通用配置,当年为了这个小本本差点折腾死我,结果毕业后基本没用。” Carves the black certificate of leading emblem mark is looking like very fierce, but recalls now, should be only the plots of Cloud Tower these dragon language training classes, with looking like very big on name spends appealingly, finally has studied some useless uncommon words and by the ancient grammars that the time eliminates, finally graduated can be used to press the space bag directly. 雕刻着龙头徽纹的黑色证书看起来很厉害,但现在回忆起来,应该只是云中塔那些龙语培训班的阴谋吧,用看起来很高大上的名义吸引人花钱,结果都学了一些没用的生僻词和被时间淘汰的古老语法,结果毕业就可以直接用来压空间袋了。 „....... Which?” “…….哪一个？” Probably was arrived by my trash mountain Xia, the people backed up two steps, but in this time is the life immediately, does not have the time and my bullshit is pale. 好像是被我的垃圾山吓到了,众人倒退了两步,但在这时间就是生命的当下,也没功夫和我扯淡。 „Nutrition card and Necromancer authentication and second-class pastor prove, the Contract Heroes certificate and oak protection campaign honorary certificate and attorney to prove, the home guard unit certificates and 300 -year-old * Master Zheng( ultimate virgin cards of ten times of accumulation), the chef card of bone class ingredients ....... This cleans up really earlier, words said. Found a moment ago should not be the thing of this world.” “营养证、亡灵法师认证、二级牧师证、契约勇者证书、橡木守护战役荣誉证书、律师证、自宅警卫队证书、300岁*师证（十倍累积的终极处男证）、骨类料理的厨师证…….真该早点清理的,话说。刚才是不是找到了不该是这个世界的东西。” Do not misunderstand, is not bug. The system grasps my carry-over, finally. I found oneself that light white paper Holy Knight certificate( to economize) and iron-covered Holy Knight medal( to economize). 咳咳,别误会,不是bug。只是系统抓弄我的遗留,终于。我找到了自己那薄薄的白纸圣骑士证书（省钱）和铁皮圣骑士勋章（还是为了省钱）。 „Has sufficed, I believed that will not have used this certificate and medal except for Holy Knight that occupation, in fact your Holy Light can prove. That, should better mount the certificate with a thing, quick was rotten, attaches great importance to selecting own identification slightly.” “够了,我信了,除了圣骑士没有那个职业会用这个证书和勋章的,实际上你的圣光就可以证明了。那个,最好拿一个东西把证书裱起来吧,都快烂了,稍微重视点自己的身份证明吧。” This is the result of millennium old shop, but had also been lucky I have held down the following promulgation time. Sincerity that otherwise more than 300 years ago promulgation dates, the doubtable this boy will perhaps create a false impression. 这就是千年老字号的结果,但也多亏了我按住了下面的颁发时期。否则300多年前的颁发日期,恐怕会让人怀疑这小子造假的诚意。 But our noisy, made the tension-filled atmosphere relax much, but that bloody female count was staring at me stubbornly, hostility anything did not have, living that surprised and surprise actually had no way to conceal , some dreaded and looked forward to unexpectedly that can make her sentiment so complex, evidently, perhaps she also guessed correctly who I was. 但我们这一闹,却也让紧张的气氛缓和了不少,只是那个血腥女伯爵死死的盯着我,敌意什么的没有了,惊讶和诧异却没法掩饰的住,居然还有些许畏惧和憧憬,能够让她感情如此复杂,看样子,说不定她也猜到我是谁了。 After all. Although only after some event, many people have tried Holy Light and fusion of death magic, but succeeds truly. Perhaps also few, so long as saw that this dead souls magic is also real, has guessed naturally, but so quick makes the resolution, perhaps also has other reasons. 毕竟。虽然只从某个事件之后,不少人都尝试了圣光和死亡魔法的融合,但真正成功的。恐怕也没几个,只要看出这死灵魔法也是真实的,有所猜测理所当然,但如此快的做出决断,或许还有其他原因。 Do not suspect that my vision, after the Hades event, my race talent Stare of the Hell God evolves once again, now my both eyes can completely understand the soul directly, some mood fluctuations cannot hide the truth from me. The rumor is meaningless to me, this is also I can one see through the Caterina essence the basis. 别怀疑我的眼光,在冥府事件之后,我的种族天赋冥神的注视再度进化,如今我的双眼可以直接看透灵魂,些许情绪波动瞒不过我。谎言对我毫无意义,这也是我能一眼看穿卡特琳娜本质的根本。 In some sense. After Hades, I am maximum income, but I maximum income. Soul that is actually complemented, but soul formidable promotes the evolution of mortal body once again, the evolutions of various race talents are only some most common small incomes. 从某种意义上来说。冥府之后我才是最大的收益者,而我最大的收益。却是已经补全的灵魂,而灵魂的强大再度促进肉身的进化,各项种族天赋的进化只是其中最不起眼的一小部分收益。 „How can see through the soul fluctuation and sentiment, a pair of good eye to have given the coward, has the skill to look in a mirror, asked that plan to choose that little girl. Evades is not the means! You have owed others many friendship.” “就算能够看穿灵魂波动和感情又如何,一双好眼给了胆小鬼,有本事就照照镜子,问下自己到底打算选择那个妞。逃避不是办法！你欠了别人多少情义了。” „....... This sentimental color, the purple belt is red, somewhat hopes that has Little allow not being feeling well, is proud Jiao in legend? You expected that I looked does not look! I evidently, you are expected I do not elect, in the past sneaked off you did not help on own initiative!” “…….这种感情颜色,紫中带红,有几分期盼有小许的不爽,就是传说中的傲娇？你到底期望我看还是不看！我看样子,你是期望我不选吧,当年开溜的时候你也不是主动帮忙了吗！” This saying is too straightforward, exported my regret, was very embarrassed, they do not know how should say. 这话太直白,一出口我的后悔了,接下来就很是难堪,两人都不知道该怎么说了。 „, Big brother Roland, earnest, our was going to war.” “咳咳,罗兰大哥,认真点,我们这是在打仗了。” Is good because of Thimi Rhett still remembers that now is going to war, reminds our proper business to be important. 好在提米雷特还记得现在在打仗,提醒我们正事要紧。 Since my status does not have the issue, other people also already started to bustle about their matter, gives the message, sends out the mounted scout, my under dogface private 2-3, happen to side watches the fun. 既然我的身份没有问题,其他人也早就开始忙碌自己的事情了,传递消息的,派出侦骑的,我手下小兵小卒两三只,正好旁边看热闹。 Over I do not want actually, after the Hades event, I after obtaining some approvals, got up the blacklist of many influence and organization, if some enemies discovered that one side I, perhaps extinguish Quest that the country massacres city to put here, most important strategic Quest kills me, that simply is the initiative promotion battlefield, is too stupid. 倒不是我不愿意出头,在冥府事件之后,我在获得了一些认可之后,也上了不少势力和组织的黑名单,若有敌人发现我在这里的话,恐怕灭国屠城的任务都可以放一边,首要的战略任务就是干掉我,那简直是主动升级战场,实在太蠢。 I also want rubbish two, suddenly, intense Elemental Tide, has actually won all attention. 我还想多废话两句,突然,一股强烈的元素潮汐,却夺走了所有的注意力。 „Strange Undead Emperor? It is not right, is zero, compared with the past many zero!” “陌生的亡灵大帝？不对,是零,比过去强了不少的零！” In my both eyes, in the mountain range, there are to obstruct the day the column of black soul, above has extended above the sky, the pressure of that sending out is unexpectedly indistinct above Aso. 在我的双眼之中,在山脉之中,有遮天的黑色灵魂之柱,其上一直延伸在天空之上,那散发的压力居然隐隐约约在埃索之上。 Without a doubt, Undead Emperor arrived, our pleasure were big. 毫无疑问,亡灵大帝降临了,我们的乐子大了。 Although I saw, but other people are still actually busy their, obviously they do not have the keen sensation ability. 而虽然我看到了,但其他人却还在忙自己的,显然他们没有敏锐的感知能力。 „, A good news and a bad news, do you choose that?” “咳咳,一个好消息和一个坏消息,你们选择那个？” The attention of all people went to me, therefore I have shown the smiling face joyfully, really have the troublesome time sadly, must find the person to share. 所有人的注意力都投向了我,于是我愉悦的露出了笑容,果然自己心情不好有麻烦的时候,就要找人分享啊。 „Good news was we do not need to be worried unable to find the heads of undead regiment, I had found her, beheaded the plan to be completely feasible!” “好消息是我们不用担心找不到亡灵军团的首脑了,我已经找到了她,斩首计划完全可行！” Copes with the undead regiment, the battle of attrition is forever stupid, beheading is the only choice under majority of situation, can find the undead feudal lord and monarchy who copes with, obviously is a good news. 对付亡灵军团,消耗战永远是愚蠢的,斩首是大部分情况下的唯一选择,能够找到对付的亡灵领主和君主,显然是个好消息。 Saw that in the vision of all people left joyfully, I was even more happy. 看到所有人的目光中多出了喜悦,我越发开心了。 „Bad news is the opposite party is Undead Emperor, right, you have not misunderstood, Undead Emperor, peak level, Epic level, invincible! She, bringing half death realm regiment to come. We do not need to worry that in us had the military deserter, because definitely could not escape, ran away is the same to where! Feeds, do not put on a long face, happy, we had found her, at least does not have the preparation facing an attack of Undead Emperor!” “坏消息就是对方是一个亡灵大帝,对,你们没有听错,亡灵大帝,巅峰级的,史诗级的,不可战胜的！她,带着半个死亡位面的军团来了。我们不用担心我们之中有逃兵了,因为肯定逃不掉,逃到哪里都一样！喂喂,别哭丧着脸,开心点啊,我们已经找到了她,至少不是全无准备的面对一个亡灵大帝的袭击！” „Can you not add to the chaos! Could not see that some people have bad luck you so not to be unhappy!?” ( to be continued ) “你丫能不能不添乱！看不到有人倒霉你就这么不开心！？”(未完待续)