At this time, is the celebration next day noon, the next day activity has stood in line the program, but I actually just awoke. 此时,已经是庆典第二天的中午,第二天的活动已经排上了日程,但我却才刚刚睡醒。 Last night played afterward , they were being drawn drinking by Xiao Hong and Adam, the result one noisy has made the night, result that drunk in addition stayed up all night, is the present head pain awfully. 昨晚玩到后来,又被小红、亚当他们拉着喝酒,结果一闹就闹了通宵,酒醉加彻夜未眠的结果,就是现在脑袋痛的要命。 But was a pity that as the engineer of celebration, the document of office accumulated like the mountain, I finally have not actually escaped, was caught by Eliza. 但可惜,作为庆典的策划者,办公室的文件已经累计如山,我却终于还是没有逃掉,被伊丽莎逮到个正着。 That had ended compared with the float parade that who can hiring despise, the victor is enters the group that Xiluo Empire sends to participate randomly, the instrumental ensemble of their muscle opera and death sound , the direct second killed the audience, when they came to the end point time, on that decorated vehicle has become the broken rocky mountain of migration, could not see the person. 那个比谁更能招人鄙视的花车游行已经结束,胜利者是西罗帝国派来参加的乱入组,他们的肌肉歌剧和死亡之音的合奏,直接秒杀全场,等他们走到终点的时候,那花车上已经成了移动的碎石山,看不到人了。 „Unexpectedly some these many people like my singing sound , the art is not divided the race, does not divide the national boundary, previous time is really I have stage fright to cause the display to be unsatisfactory. Un, next week will hold the performance meeting in the square.” “居然有这么多人喜欢我的歌声,果然,艺术是不分种族,不分国界的,上次果然是我怯场导致发挥不佳。嗯,下周就在广场上举办演出会吧。” „Really, was too warm! My my I was too affected, I have decided that in me in Diffendor's every day, the Omar fitness classroom free opens, wants to study the fitness and square dance with me, 6 : 00 am on time, in day for peace square.” The news spreads, merely one afternoon, square house price and house rent all around directly fell one-third, it seems like that the square dance harasses with the vagrant singer, no matter which event is the same. “真是,真是,太热情了！我我我太感动了,我决定了,在我在迪芬德的每一天,奥玛健身教室都免费开放,想和我学健身和广场舞的,明天凌晨六点赶早,就在和平日广场吧。”消息传出,仅仅一个下午,广场周遭的房价和房租就直接跌了1,看来广场舞和流浪歌手扰民,不管哪个事件都一样。 But the suit that later accepts is piled up, „stops the howling of that evil female monster quickly, my head” and „, my krypton gold/metal Gouyan. Blind, was blind” and „has burnt the people, but liked not burning really! This matches simply certainly. Told the facts. Matches the same place them quickly. Do not make them come out to damage other people” and „to chop the hand, I must chop the hand!” Evidently, seemingly mixes in any strange thing, um, do not go into seriously. 而之后接受到的投诉更是堆积成山,“快停下那邪恶的女妖之嚎,啊啊啊我的脑袋”、“啊啊啊,我的氪金狗眼。瞎了,都瞎了”、“烧死狗男女,但真爱不烧！这简直是绝配啊啊啊啊。实话实说了吧。快把他们配一起。不要让他们在出来祸害其他人了”、“剁手,我要剁手！”看样子,貌似混入什么奇怪的东西,嗯,就不要深究了。 Although a suit book big pile, but somewhat interesting repayment „good interesting Uncle undead, he also will also play to fly( to lose high again following, by the Omar strength of arm. Flies the high dozens meters not to have difficulty, but according to the report, the child parents frightened the paralysis many)” and „all scales not in accent, first time for was the Elf clan feels ashamed, can request that Undead Lord didn't want to ruin the reputation that excelling at Elf chanted?”., „Is very interesting, expected that next year will hold this class activities again. I already in idea next year decorated vehicle.” 虽然投诉书一大堆,但也有些有趣的回报“好有趣的亡灵叔叔,他还会玩飞高高（丢上去再接下来,以奥玛的臂力。飞高高个几十米毫无难度,但据报告,小孩父母吓瘫了的不少）”、“所有的音阶都不在调上,第一次为身为精灵族感觉到惭愧,可以请求那位亡灵大君不要在败坏精灵的擅咏的名声吗？”。、“很有趣,期望明年再举办这类的活动。我已经在构思明年的花车了。” Although complained many, did not have the profit, at least retained becomes vacant and individual sentiment high level undead, were many some people tastes, has pulled closer the distance of both sides. But this time I. Did not have leisure principle these matters, the new trouble has put at front. 虽然抱怨很多,也不是全无益处,至少保留出缺点和个人情绪的高阶亡灵,多了些许人味,拉近了双方的距离。而此时的我。却没有余暇理这些事情了,新的麻烦已经摆在了面前。 „As a result of somebody's acting arbitrarily. Increased the death imperial crown amusement park all of a sudden, big stomach King Bishi and other more than projects, in addition surpass the anticipated tide of people, celebration ceremony each scale of activity also far ultra anticipated, finally will be today next noon, our finances had the big deficit.” “由于某人的独断专行。一下子增加了死亡皇冠游乐场,大肚王比试等20多个项目,再加上超过预期的人潮,庆典仪式的各个活动的规模也远超预期,结果就是今天才第二天中午,我们的财政就出现了大赤字。” „Anticipated exceeds expenditures 1.2 million gold coins, if you cannot try to find the solution as soon as possible, must move in the spring of next year the wages of the construction industries or imperial family employment personnel of urban construction ....... I suggested that you reduce the program of celebration, this is the way of fundamentally solving the problem!” “预期超支1200000金币,若你不能尽快想办法,恐怕就要动明年春天城建的工程款或皇室雇佣人员的工资了…….我个人建议你缩短庆典的节目,这是从根本上解决问题的途径！” That is opposing nonchalantly that is familiar with, overlooking look under the gold-rimmed eyeglasses imitates, if will also speak „you to suffice, do not do the new program again, this birthday party sufficing was agitated. Let us rest.” 啊,那是多么让人熟悉的横眉冷对,金丝眼镜下的俯视眼神仿若也会说话“你丫够了,不要再搞新节目了,这个生日party已经够让人烦躁了。让我们歇歇吧。” Good, Eliza said directly, although she said is very seemingly reasonable, but 好吧,原来伊丽莎已经直接说出来了,虽然她说的貌似很有道理,但 „Said is very good, but is meaningless! Gave up any idea of! No one is able to prevent my leave, this time program schedule has arranged to next month!” “说的很好,但毫无意义！休想！谁都无法阻止我的休假,这次的节目表已经排到了下个月！” I clenches jaws to stickle, while is waiting for the intense rebuttal of Eliza, but suddenly, the Demon young girl has pushed the eyeglasses, the iceberg defrosted, withdrew from „the ghost granny pattern”, unexpectedly nodded. 我一边咬牙切齿坚持己见,一边等着伊丽莎的激烈反驳,但突然,恶魔少女推了推眼镜,冰山解冻,退出了“鬼婆婆模式”,居然点了点头。 „Ok, we find the way to solve together. At least first clears off Chu the celebration recent fund pattern.” “行,那我们一起想办法解决。至少先把庆典近期的资金模式理清楚。” „Suddenly so to be how good to speak, has the plot? The words said that I now was not the body of dying, exploded the chamberpot and shoes cabinet cutter anything, considered as finished.” “怎么突然这么好说话,难道有阴谋？话说,我现在可不是不死之身了,爆炸马桶和鞋柜切割机什么的,还是算了吧。” I will once again not be swindled, each time Eliza air/Qi before being erupted, suddenly becomes quite harmonious, to reduce my vigilance, but is the gentle, following retaliation even more will be more fatal. 我才不会再度上当,每次伊丽莎气的被爆发前,都会突然变得比较和睦,以降低我的警惕,但越是温柔,接下来的报复却会越发致命。 hears word, Eliza was silent, look at me silently quite a while, I who look at was a little scared , to continue to say. 闻言,伊丽莎沉默了,默默了看我半天,看的我都有点发毛了,才继续说道。 „It seems like something cannot all complain about you, I also seemingly did probably excessively. No, because I am you teach, therefore your mistake, completely is your mistake. But this time, relax, I do not have what extra plan, um, temporarily does not have” “看来有些事也不能全怨你,我好像也貌似做过头了。不,由于我是您教出来的,所以还是你的错,全部都是你的错。但这次,放心吧,我没有什么额外的打算的,嗯,暂时没有” Eliza shook the head. As if somewhat hesitates. 伊丽莎摇了摇头。似乎有些犹豫。 „Sorry, although does not know where annoyed you, was my mistake! Which please let off also by the child who you detain.” “对不起,虽然不知道到底哪里惹到你了,都是我的错！请放过哪些还被你扣押的孩子。” Since does not look for my trouble directly, then definitely will retaliate in other places, remembers my these also to be in the evil clutches to grasp the treasure, I chose to surrender immediately decisively. 既然不是直接找我的麻烦,那么就肯定会在其他地方报复回来了,想起我那些还处于魔掌掌握中的宝贝,我当即果断的选择投降了。 „No, it seems like I need to engage in introspection me finally to recall now, before you a person will run at this time every year the practical joke, midnight a person goes home, comes back the time also to find fault. Originally is this you celebrates birthday the means? With letting other people does not trade happily own short happy, is so lonely? Before has neglected, but also was really sorry.” “不,看来我才需要反省我现在总算回想起来了,以前你每年这个时候就会一个人跑出去恶作剧,半夜才一个人回家,回来时候还会找茬。原来这就是你庆祝生日的办法吗？用让其他人不愉快换来自己的短暂愉快,有这么寂寞吗？之前疏忽了,还真是抱歉了。” „. That matter, do not apologize, do not visit me with the vision of this sympathy, I did not shut out and forgotten the orphans and widows old man of birthday! A person will not select the birthday candle to eat the birthday cake, everybody will not forget my birthday to find the person to go flat.” “啊啊啊。没那个事,不要道歉,也不要用这种同情的眼光看着我,我才不是被人嫌弃又忘记了生日的孤寡老头！才不会一个人点生日蜡烛吃生日蛋糕,更不会大家都忘了我的生日找人撒气。” Then, was one's turn the Eliza whole face to be amazed, this casual guesses that unexpectedly was. 这下,轮到伊丽莎满脸惊诧了,这随便一猜,居然还是真的。 „Originally real, was too childish.” “原来是真的啊,太孩子气了吧。” „You cheat me!” “你诈我！” At present is good confusion, waits to calm down, the proper business was imminent. Being short of money is greatly troublesome...... 眼下又是好一阵混乱,等冷静下来,正事已经迫在眉睫。缺钱可是个大麻烦…… „Or. Tries to look for Holy Church to blackmail a point. Said that I and their eldest children were also the allies, has given back to the saint title, changed a money people should not be difficult.” “要不。试着去找圣堂教会敲诈一点。怎么说我和他们老大也是盟友了,还给了个圣者头衔,换点钱应该不难吧。” „You do not know that really false does not know, your present reputation arrived at a boundary in the pulpit, looks for the family|home Holy Light church casually, said that Roland here, several pastors and Holy Knight jump to punch the person. Also, you have refused the Holy Church saint title the great mark to spread over the entire city. Most people said you to act recklessly, are unappreciative, such good opportunity waste.” “你是真不知道还是假不知道,你现在的名声在圣职者中已经到了一种境界,随便找家圣光教会,说一句罗兰在此,就有十几个牧师和圣骑士跳出来揍人。再说了,你拒绝圣堂教会圣者称号的伟迹已经传遍了全城。大多数人说你不知死活,不识抬举,这么好的机会浪费掉了。” Eliza said that but also satisfied nod, obviously Eliza are also one of the most people, if there is a title of saint, a lot will facilitate many, but Roland in the majority of time quite calm brains, will meet Holy Church immediately to be overheated obviously, decided that has made was difficult to take back. 伊丽莎边说,还边满足的点点头,显然伊丽莎自己也是大多数人之一,若有个圣者的头衔的话,很多事情会方便很多,但显然罗兰在大部分时间还是比较冷静的头脑,遇到了圣堂教会就会立马过热,决定已经做出了就难收回。 The past matter was meaningless. Proceeds to look, therefore. Eliza said. 过去的事情毫无意义。还是往前看吧,于是。伊丽莎说道。 „But some people are very admiring your courage, dares to sweep the Holy Church face. At this time did you turn the head to look for them? You are planned that admits mistakes continues to provoke, the habit that if the former, you are not concerned about face thoroughly we understood, please do not renovate the lower limit again, if the latter, that might as well simply makes war, therefore do not stir up trouble.” “但有的人却很钦佩你的勇气,敢扫圣堂教会的面子。这个时候你转头去找他们？您是打算低头认错还是继续挑衅,若是前者的话,您彻底不要脸的习性我们都懂了,请不要再去刷新下限了,若是后者的话,那还不如干脆开战,所以您还不是要惹事了。” I opened mouth, finally anything had not said that lowers the head words that can change money, does also to might as well actually, but taunted the understanding of ability according to me to oneself, if visited, no matter were planned to make anything, 99% will evolve the latter. 我张了张嘴,最终什么都没有说,低头就能换钱的话,倒是做做也无妨,但依我对自己嘲讽能力的了解,若是上门了,不管原本是打算做什么的,99会演变成后者。 „Did your munitions buy and sell? Isn't very successful?”. “你的军火买卖了？不是很成功吗？”。 „Auction is not a short time matter, does not hang the appetite fully, how can sell the price. Their scouts should the entire city move now, when they touch to some clues finally, having achieved nothing time, is we bids.” “拍卖会不是一时半会的事情,不把胃口吊足,怎么能卖出好价钱。他们的探子现在应该全城活动,等他们最终摸到些许线索,一无所获的时候,才是我们出价的时候。” „You did not fear that they did get so far as your technology really?”. “你就不怕他们真的弄到你的技术了吗？”。 „That is unlikely basically. The region of technical personnel I let Bastian own automorphy, all turnover personnel must examine and approve, the bystander is unable to enter, if must look for the material object, I could not find, how they will unable to find.” “那基本不太可能。技术人员的区域我让贝斯特亲自守着在,所有进出人员都要审批,外人根本无法进入,而若是要找实物的话,我都找不到,他们怎么会找得到。” It is not does not want to demonstrate the new Magic Enginering product in reviewing troops, but in the going on stage war, the end product lost basically, these Roland Titan all extinguished, the final sympathatic detonation is very dazzling, the train king also exploded, but also had killed many Beastfolk, small floated should say that worthily was the product that Gnome that the spatial ship did not have meddled, how was the explosion to conclude probably. 不是不想在阅兵中展示新的魔动机械学产物,但上场战争中,成品基本都损失了,那些罗兰泰坦已经全灭,最后的殉爆很耀眼,火车王也爆炸了,还炸死了不少兽人,小型浮空艇也没回来的该说不愧是地精插手的产物,怎么好像都是爆炸收尾。 „Next time, do not install from exploding the button, felt, so long as has designed this gadget, sooner or later will use. Before going to battlefield said ‚, although the match is very strong, at least I have perishing together assurance’, ultra is inauspicious. Said the person of these words immediately changes the cannon fodder from the supporting role, but also can only kill itself mostly.” “下次,还是不要安装自爆按钮了吧,感觉只要设计了这玩意,迟早会用上。就像上战场之前说‘虽然对手很强,至少我有同归于尽的把握’,超不吉利啊。说出这句话的人立马就从配角变炮灰啊,还多半只能炸死自己。” More said that some feelings, it seems like I have touched the truth. 越说越有感觉,看来我已经触摸到了真相。 „Truth, only then I am pure wants to shout this lines. Good, proper, that makes us come up from the condition at heart the analysis. The red buttons are placed in front of you daily, above has the arrow indication to prompt you obviously according, but more does not let want according to exceed according, finally, does not have the opportunity, could not endure to entice you are presses, both hands pressed, both hands made an effort according.” “真相只有一个我就是单纯的想喊出这句台词。好吧,正经点,那就让我们从心里状态上来分析。有一个红色的按钮天天摆在你面前,明明上面有个箭头标示提示你不要按,但越是不让按越想按,最后,就是没有机会,也忍受不住诱惑你是按下去了,还是双手按下去了,还是双手使劲按下去了。” „Please inexpensive and these prefer honors to life brave warriors places a comparison your routine, if these were hearing in the engineer and pilot of laborious working overtime, their absolute meeting collectively strike. When the time comes must raise in salary to keep the person, troubled. Right, my wage? I had not received the wage from your here probably.” “请不要把您的习惯性手贱和那些舍生取义的勇士放在一块比较,若那些正在辛苦加班的工程师和驾驶员听到了,他们绝对会集体罢工的。到时候还要加薪留人,麻烦死了。对了,我的薪水了？我好像一直没从你这里领到薪水吧。” The good boss must be familiar at the immaterial matter plays the fool, at least must be familiar with disregard subordinate's complaint and mood, therefore, my tea tea, went to outside the vision. 好的上司要习惯在无关紧要的事情上装傻,至少要习惯无视下属的抱怨和情绪,所以,我茗了一口茶,把目光投向了外边。 „Eliza, the black tea soaks was getting better and better, today the weather is really good.” “伊丽莎,红茶泡的越来越好了啊,今天天气真不错。” „Thanks praise but that is specially for the green tea that you prepare . Moreover the weather is not good. Outside below sleet. Even if perfunctory, please many points of sincerity.” “谢谢夸奖但那是专门为你准备的绿茶,而且天气一点都不好。外面在下雨夹雪。就算是敷衍,也请多点诚意吧。” We know, since is unable to solve now, temporarily puts down. 我们知道,既然现在无法解决,就暂时放下吧。 „, I thought that Adam said today must play tennis. Should to the time, probably quickly quickly.” “哦哦哦,我想起来了,亚当说了今天要去打网球的。应该快到时间了,要赶快出发了。” „Is that already the murder tennis big game that makes the good shot partner? Heard that your ball partner is adores your beautiful woman, added the measurements 110,80,100, the abundant buttocks are great. The breast, stature tall Tiao, is by far my this high and low line in each aspect end plate” “就是那个已经约好球伴的杀人网球大赛吗？听说您的球伴还是个倾慕您的美人,还说三围110,80,100,丰臀巨.乳,身材高挑,在各个方面远胜我这个上下一条线的终结平板” Good, I know indistinctly why a morning will be towed by the bed on, the familiar cold brightness in that eye explained obviously somebody walked the edge in the violent. 好吧,我隐隐约约知道为什么一早上就会被床上拖下来了,那眼睛中的熟悉寒光显然说明了某人已经在暴走边缘。 „, Do not talk nonsense! How can? I am a good person, how possibly is who to fabricate a rumor. That absolutely is Bastard that likes deceiving people.” “咳咳,别瞎说！怎么会？我可是好人,怎么可能到底是谁在造谣。那绝对是个喜欢骗人的混蛋。” „Un, Bastard, drank you to be many yesterday has given back to me to boast half the night. Doesn't remember? Roland, lucky in love great.” “嗯,混蛋,昨天喝你多了还给我吹嘘了半宿。一点都不记得了？罗兰,艳福不浅啊。” I have grown up the mouth, but remembered Adam yesterday to my description, how can let up such good opportunity, therefore, the next quarter, I stood up fiercely, has killed the black tea, turned the head to run, even if must die, must play under cost price dies again! 我长大了嘴,但想起亚当昨天给我的形容,怎么可以放过这么好的机会,于是,下一刻,我猛地站起,一口干掉了红茶,转头就跑,就算一定要死,也要玩够本再死！ „I exited, in the evening does not need I to eat meal.” “我出去了,晚上不用等我吃饭。” Sees Eliza not with, I put to relax, but back Eliza has actually revealed sneering. 看到伊丽莎没有跟来,我才放松了一口气,但背后的伊丽莎却已经露出了冷笑。 „Snort, really has not awaked, sufficing that yesterday also drank many, unexpectedly silly dares to believe including the Adam words. Your mutual pit to dying.” “哼,果然没有睡醒,昨天也喝的够多了,居然傻的连亚当的话都敢信。你们就互相坑到死吧。” But is quick, in the recently completed special field, I have also run into the beautiful woman in that legend. 而很快,在新建成的专门球场上,我也遇到了那个传说中的美人。 „Adam, is this beautiful woman who you said?”. “亚当,这就是你说的美人吗？”。 „Naturally, looks at that face, the oval face, the Xiao Hong lip, delicately like the picture, naturally is a beautiful woman.” “当然,看那面庞,瓜子脸,小红唇,清秀如画,当然是个美人。” „Abundant buttocks are great. Breast, stature tall Tiao?” “丰臀巨.乳,身材高挑？” „Naturally, you look at the Naqu line, after first is raised curls upwards, looks at that muscle, is flexible perfectly, simply to not having the friend. You looked, super musculus pectoralis that blows up, being in the sculpture has the perfect stature of simply.” “当然,你看那曲线,前凸后翘,看那肌肉,弹性十足,简直完美到没有朋友。你看,那鼓起的超级胸肌,简直是雕塑中才有的完美身材。” Good, I almost understood, this time by this guy pit, nearby Xiao Hong had been smiled has bent the waist, including the Magaret faint smile visits me. 好吧,我差不多懂了,这次又被这厮坑了,一旁的小红已经笑得弯着腰了,连玛格丽特都似笑非笑的看着我。 „You continue to arrange. Adores me?” “你就继续编吧。倾慕我？” „Naturally, has the son not to respect the father? Un, I had forgotten told you are he, but was not she.” “当然,有儿子不崇敬老爸吗？嗯,我就忘记了告诉你是他而不是她。” Yes, present that „beautiful woman” ball partner is the Xiluo current monarch, but at this time, he wears quite laughable white short skirt, is patting the racket curiously. 是的,眼前的那个“美人”球伴就是西罗的现任国君,但此时,他穿着颇为可笑的白色短裙,正在好奇的拍着球拍。 Saw me to come, he was very happy, but, was then calm. 看到我来了,他很是高兴,但接着,却镇定下来。 „Father Sir. I already want to find the opportunity and you chat alone. Is the Xiluo matter, death realm news.” “父亲大人。我早就想找机会和你单独谈谈了。不禁是西罗的事情,还有死亡位面的消息。” . 。 ., 。,