On the young girlfineface is havingsomeanger, under the straight eyebrows slanting upwards and outwardsis the heroic spiritvigorousdoublepupil, thatsapphireeyeball and babyflesh colorflesharemost perfectmatchescertainly, is onlyshe of gazedraws the commonscenerymerely, canmake the moodtranquil.
少女精致的面庞上带着些许怒气,剑眉之下是英气勃勃的双瞳,那蓝宝石般的眼珠和婴儿般的粉红肌肤是最完美的绝配,仅仅只是注视的她画一般的风景,就能让心情平静下来。
The 12 or 13-year-oldgirldid not have the obviouscurve, thatslenderponytailhas increasedsomeboyair/Qiforit, the stationposturetall and straightboth feetis powerful, as ifhas undergone the field training, theseallowservicemanaura, makingsheappearsnotlike the semblanceperformancedelicate.
十二三岁的女孩还没有明显的曲线,那修长的马尾辫为其增添了些许男孩子气,站姿挺拔双脚有力,似乎真的接受过战斗训练,那些许军人气息,让她显得并不像外表表现的那样柔弱。
The long sword of pinkarmorwaistinlays the fullgem and pattern, obviousvalue not poor, butalso as fineas the categorythinswordobviously not suitableinvestmentbattlefield of artware, the backis also setting uptwonondescriptwar flags, butat this time, is throwing overher of magnificentclothing, honksmallmouth, whole faceis being discontented.
粉红色的铠甲腰间的长剑镶满宝石和花纹,明显价值不菲,但也精致到艺术品的范畴的细剑显然不适合投入战场,背后也插着两个不伦不类的战旗,而此时,披着华丽服饰的她,却嘟着小嘴,满脸不满。„Pū, Roland, but alsosuitsyou. BeautifulYour HighnessPrincess Peach. Ha!”
“噗,罗兰,还真适合你。美丽的桃子公主殿下。哈哈哈!”„Youare also same, thisskirt was too suitableyou. Female servantNiNi.”
“你也一样,这裙子实在太适合你了。女仆亚妮妮。”This timeAdamwearsblack and whitefemale servantattire, bringing the golden yellowwig, the skirt that the female servantinstalledas ifto block fromhisthickthigh, butthattallappearancepossiblyallhas not actually concealed, the heavy powder that manufactured in a rough waywasmeltshisclownobviously.
此时的亚当穿着黑白女仆装,带着金黄的假发,女仆装的裙子似乎遮住了他的粗大腿,但那五大三粗的模样却没有可能全掩饰住,那粗制滥造的浓妆更是明显把其丑角化了。„Immediatelywent on stage, broke the costume, youperformwith the real nametrue colors.”
“马上就上场了,弄破了戏服,你们就用真名本色演出吧。”Theyregardrelatively. In the facial features is the forced smile, thiswas all of a sudden discouraged, was put up the bad luckegginfire. Alsomakesanything, 50stepssmilehundredinterestingly.
两人相对一视。面容上全是苦笑,这一下子就泄气了,都是被架在火上的倒霉蛋。还挣个什么,50步笑百步有意思吗。„At leastIcompared withyou, mythisappearancelooked that knowsis the mandoeswickedly.”
“至少我比你强,我这模样一看都知道是男人恶搞。”Good, somepeoplethinkprobablyinteresting, puts on the female servantto installto spread the lipstickobviously, but also is blowing up the biceps, shows off the muscleto demonstrateownso-calledmanspirit.
好吧,好像还是有人觉得有意思,明明穿着女仆装涂着口红,还在鼓起二头肌,卖弄肌肉展示自己所谓的男子气概。.„Un. Was careful that youwere recognized, thatwas more interesting. Tomorrow'sfront-page news‚is startled. Red Lotus Herohas the differentattirehobbyunexpectedly!’”
“嗯。小心你被认出来了,那就更有趣了。明天的头条新闻‘惊.红莲勇者居然有异装癖!’”„Wetogetherdie! Iwill saythistime‚Princess PeachdifferentdimensionriskTan’acting the leading roleisyourRoland!”
“那我们就一起死!我会说这次‘桃子公主异次元冒险谭’的主演是你罗兰!”„. Youthought that somepeople believe?”
“呵。你觉得会有人信吗?”„Ha, youthought that mythisappearance, somepeopledo believe?”
“哈,你觉得我这模样,有人信吗?”
That instant of a moment agolooking in a mirror, Iwas frightenedbyinsidebeautiful woman. Butat this timewas saying, moral natureactuallyindropblood.
刚才照镜子的那一霎,我都被里面的佳人吓到了。但此时这么说着,心底却在滴血。Whatpresentisin the square outside Diffendorbigtheater, togreetday for peacecelebration, herewill have the imperial familyto holdlarge-scalesingularly variedplay„Princess PeachdifferentdimensionriskTan”, anyresidentcanwatchfree, after the newsspreads, regardinglacking the native of entertainmententiced the enormous, short34hours, in the squarefullis the audience.
眼前的是迪芬德大剧院外的广场上,为了迎接和平日庆典,这里将有皇室举办大型奇幻戏剧“桃子公主异次元冒险谭”,任何市民都可以免费观看,消息传出后,对于缺乏娱乐的本地人可是诱惑极大,短短34个小时,广场上已经满是观众了。„WhyIam a leading lady, butthisfellowis only the background and dragon embroidered costume! Hedoes not haveanylines. Thisdifferencetreatmentwas too obvious.”
“为什么我是女主角,而这个家伙只是背景和龙套!他都根本没什么台词。这区别待遇太明显了。”„Thatisbecausewepunishhim, butdoes not punish the audience, youhave a look at his appearance.........As foryou. Thatisbecause ofyourprincipal offenderas always, do not think that earthelementrealmmatternobodyknows, youthinkfor serveral daysdid not go home, canmakemecalm downslowly? Wellperformance, otherwise...... He He, youunderstood.”
“那是因为我们是处罚他而不是处罚观众,你看看他那模样.........至于你。那是因为你一如既往的主犯,还有,别以为土元素位面的事情没人知道,你以为这些天不回家,就能够让我慢慢消气吗?好好演出吧,否则......呵呵,你懂得。”Sneering of Elizanearear, butis fulleris the behavior of evil intention, is actually the compiler of thisplayisshe, perhaps, shehas preparedretaliation, even, shemeanhas also kidnapped the hostage.伊丽莎的冷笑就在耳边,而更满是恶意的行为,却是这部戏剧的编撰者就是她本人,恐怕,她已经做好了报复的准备了,甚至,她还卑鄙的劫持了人质。„Oh. No! Whichchildrenpleaselet off! Theyare innocent!”...
“噢。不!请放过哪些孩子!他们是无辜的!”…„Looked atyourperformance. Snort, does not knowhowreally the manwill likethattype of thing, obviouslyis onlysomefalse......”
“看你的表现了。哼,真不知道男人怎么会喜欢那种东西,明明都只是一些假的......”„No, thatis not the falseproduct, thatis the trueart, that is higher than the realperfectartfrom the life, is the innumerablemalecompatriotlong-awaitedvaluable things, youknowmetoget so far asthemhas spentmanyenergy, thatisI more than hundredyears of savings, isinnumerabledifferenttimeGrandmaster the work of working wholeheartedly, is the world-wideonlyart treasure!”
“不,那不是虚假的产物,那是真正的艺术,那是源自生活而高于真实的完美艺术,是无数男性同胞梦寐以求的珍品啊,你知道我为了弄到他们花了多少精力吗,那是我百多年的积蓄,是无数不同时代的大师的呕心沥血之作,是举世唯一的艺术珍品!”hearsword, Adamis a faceis also shocking.
闻言,亚当也是一脸震惊。„...... No wonderlooks familiar, previoustimeyoushare‚lasciviouscountsandhis36imperial concubines’tome, is170years ago the excellent work of thatclassical schoollandscape paintingGrandmaster? Hisstylewas too unique, has hedrawn unexpectedly also the portrait? Picture-and-story book!”
“......难怪那么眼熟,上次你给我分享‘好色伯爵和他的36个妃子’,难道是170年前那个古典派山水画大师的佳作?他的风格太独特了,他居然还画了人物画?还是连环画!”„Youknow the business. In the pastIremovedforithave threatenedhisrobbers and bandits, thought of every meanswithtwomonths, looked that inshare that Itried hard, hecompliedto make an exceptionforme, what kind of? Approvesvery much!”
“还是你懂行。当年我为其除掉了威胁他的盗匪,费尽心思用了两个多月,看在我努力的份上,他才答应为我破例,怎么样?很赞吧!”„Not is only to praise! Simplyisunmatched in the world! Reallyhas not thought that placeson the beautiful womanto have such goodeffect the dark inkideal condition of landscape painting, unexpectedlyhas made the effect of honorable personwith the complanation, lifelike! Magaretwashisfaithfulfans, in the family|homealsocollectedtwovaluable things, ifsheknows that youmade the Grandmasterdrawtheseunexpectedly.......Forthesechildren, cannotmakeherknowabsolutely!”
“岂止是赞!简直是天下无敌啊!实在没想到把山水画的浓墨意境放在美人身上会有这么好的效果,居然用平面化作了真人的效果,栩栩如生啊!玛格丽特是他的忠实fans,家里还收藏了两幅珍品,若她知道你居然让大师画这些.......为了这些孩子,绝对不能让她知道!”„Snort, the artshouldserve the real life, saidownbeing too cultured to be appreciated by the massesbookis a sickness. Obviouslyiscreationpinttolivingnobodylikes, but alsoscolded the audience the appreciationlevelto be bad, was notin the head the snakeisanything.”
“哼,艺术本就应该服务现实生活,说自己曲高和寡本就是一种病。明明是创作品脱离生活没有人喜欢,还骂观众欣赏水平差,不是脑袋中长虫是什么。”„Alwaysthinksyoubewilderedblackanything....... Do yourspeciality productsallsuchcome?”
“总觉得你又莫名其妙的黑了什么.......难道你那些特级品全是这么来的?”„Naturally, eachbookafter the supervaluable thing of timetest, is the crystallization of theseGrandmasterlifetimetalent and skill. IsIspendscompletelyinnumerableblood pressure”
“当然,每一本都是经过时间考验的超级珍品,都是那些大师毕生才艺的结晶。都是我费尽无数血压”„Roland, yourthisis the realman!”
“罗兰,你这才是真男人!”Pays no attentionAdam that makes much ado about nothing, flatterslookedtoEliza, hopes that shelookshigh-quality goods that in the art historytheseare unable to recall, left a loophole.
不理大惊小怪的亚当,讨好的看向了伊丽莎,期盼她看着这些都是无法挽回的艺术史上的精品,网开一面。„Pleaselet offthesechildren, theycompared withmylifemore importantexistence, haveanymatterto cometome.”
“请放过这些孩子吧,他们是比我生命更重要的存在,有什么事情就冲着我来吧。”But the Demonyoung girlhas smiled, smiling faceis very sweet, is very cold.
但恶魔少女笑了,笑容很甜,也很冷。„.........Artware? Compared withlifemore importantexistence? Yourreallygetting what one deservesunmarriedlufor a lifetime.”
“.........艺术品吗?比生命更重要的存在吗?你果然活该单身撸一辈子吧。”ThenElizawalksonturning the head of ablazing with anger. Thatthreatremained.
然后伊丽莎就怒气冲冲的转头就走。只是那威胁就留下来了。„Wantsthesethings? Ok, look atyouunder and otherperformancestandard. The script that butthistimeIwriteforyouspecially, enjoyswell.”
“想要回那些东西?可以,就看你等下的演出水准了。这次可是我专门为你写的剧本,好好享受吧。”„That year. SabahbigDemon Kingfromghostislandleads the ghostsoldierto sweep away the world, butourheroes, Princess Peach, is determinedto expelDemon King, alonesets off the journey........”
“那一年。来自鬼岛的沙巴大魔王带着鬼兵横扫世界,而我们的英雄,桃子公主,也决心赶走魔王,独自踏上征程........”Even ifin the heartfullisrestless, but the aside and audience in applausestage, was actually supervising the time that Icame to power.
即使心中满是不安,但舞台上的旁白和观众掌声,却在督促我上台的时间到了。Finallyreviewed the lines. Seeminglyisone‚the Momotarolegend’ the magiccultivates the edition correction, wasIgave the Elizalecture of mostfairy talein childhood. The linesdo not haveanythingto go too far, shouldnobodydestroyownchildhoodon own initiative, thinks ofthis, Ialsoslightlyfelt relieved.
最后回顾了一下台词。貌似就是一个‘桃太郎传说’的魔幻修改版,是我小时候给伊丽莎讲的最多的童话故事。台词也没有什么出位的,应该没有人会主动毁灭自己的童年的,想到这,我也稍微放下心来。„. Goodprettyyoungest sister!”
“哇。好漂亮的小妹妹!”„.......A littlelooks likePrincessReyne, butis smaller than her, isherdistant placerelative?”
“.......有点像蕾妮公主,但比她还小,是她的远方亲戚吗?”Deeplyinspires, disregards the presentdisturbance, has pulled outthat the decorationsword, readearlyto have the lines of preparation.
深吸一口气,无视眼前的干扰,抽出了那把装饰剑,念出了早有准备的台词。„Yeah, SabahDemon Kingis extremely formidable, Iam unable to defeathim, doesn't haveotherbrave warriorsto be willingto helpme?”
“哎,沙巴魔王太过强大,我一个人怎么也无法战胜他,难道就没有其他的勇士愿意帮助我吗?”„.......So long asyougivemycolored flag. Iam willingto becomeyoursubordinate, crusades againstDemon Kingwithyoutogether!”
“.......只要你给我的彩旗。我就愿意成为你的手下,和你一同讨伐魔王!”Came, developsaccording to the plot. Princess Peachwill collect the monkeys, dogs and chickenthreesubordinatessuccessively, it seems likeElizahas not acted unreasonablycasually, hereshouldbefirst„monkey”enters the stage.
来了,按照剧情发展。桃子公主会先后收集猴子、狗、鸡三位手下,看来伊丽莎还没有随便乱来,这里应该是第一位“猴子”出场了。Isighed, whileturned the headto lookto the voiceplace.
我一边感叹,一边转头看向发声处。„Pū!”
“噗!”Thatis a bigform, evenhas blocked from the sunlight on mytop of the head, in front ofme can only seethatto send out the goldenmuscle of greasybrilliance.
那是一个高大的身影,甚至遮住了我头顶上的阳光,我面前只能看到那散发着油腻光华的金色肌肉。Thatonlyputs on the superstrongmale of T-shapedtrousers. Healthymovementsperformone by one, the flashmuscleis volatilizing the sweatunder the sunlight. Let the personlookthinks the heat, butat this time, inthatdelicatefacial featuresalsobringsblushing of being in a stew.
那是只穿着丁字裤的超级壮男。一个个健美动作逐一上演,闪光的肌肉在阳光下挥发着汗水。让人看着都觉得热,而此时,那清秀的面容上还带着迷之红晕。„Canperform inmatchplaywith the father, Omar, Omar, OmarI was too happy!”
“能够和父亲演对手戏,奥玛,奥玛,奥玛我实在太高兴了!”Robustandprettyrobust manexciteddoes not live in the lowroar, the muscle of thatwhole body the disgustingtwitches, Isilentlywas still retrocedingtwosteps, pulls out the swordonce again.
虎背熊腰且眉清目秀的壮汉激动的不住低吼,那浑身的肌肉还在不住恶心的抽动,我默默的后退了两步,再度抽出剑来。„He He.”
“呵呵。”Yes, howpresentseesisabnormalisXiluo Empirehighest authority, Iindeedinvitedhimto attend the celebration, has not thought that hecametome„pleasantly surprised”.
是的,眼前的这位怎么看都是变态就是西罗帝国的最高权力者,我的确邀请了他来参加庆典,没想到他一来就给我了个“惊喜”。Behind the Omarpantsadded the monkeytail, is bringingstrangemonkeyearmuffs, it seems like, heisinthisplay„monkeygreat general”.奥玛裤子后面加了个猴子尾巴,带着个奇怪的猴耳帽子,看来,他就是这场戏里的“猴大将”了。„! Thatisanything!”
“啊啊!那是什么!”„Mom, has the superhuman!”
“妈妈,有超人!”„Treasure, clever, be not pointing athim, thatis not a superhuman, is the anomaly. Laterinwords that on the avenuemeets, remembers that calledTown Security.”
“宝贝,乖,别指着他,那不是超人,是变态。以后在大街上遇到的话,记得叫城管。”„...... Iwas blind! Reallydoesn't have the high-quality goodsfree? Nowretreatswith enough time?”
“......我瞎了!果然免费没好货吗?现在撤退来得及吗?”Is onlybeing taken to the threshing ground of Omar, merelyis only the hugecontrast that the beautifulyouthface under thatgrandiosemuscleaccomplishes, under letswhin a piece.
仅仅只是奥玛的登场,仅仅只是那壮硕肌肉下的美少年面庞造就的巨大反差,就让下面哀嚎一片。Ialmostunderstood, perhapsplotis very normal, the lines are also very normal, what but if acts in a playisonecrowd of Gentleman, then, thisplayfrom the beginningbeyondgeneral knowledge.
我差不多懂了,或许剧情很正常,台词也很正常,但若是演戏的是一群绅士,那么,这场戏剧从一开始就在常识之外。Butat this timehas been unable to back down, suchblindlydevelops.
但此时已经骑虎难下,就这么瞎演下去吧。Therefore, afterseveralminutes, seesthatchanged the bigDruid of wingandbirdmouth, Ihave not been startled.
所以,在数分钟后,看到那变出了翅膀的和鸟嘴的大德鲁伊,我一点都没有吃惊。„Does godchickenfly? Good, at leastheremembers that wears the clothes. Hasprogressive.”
“神鸡飞飞吗?好吧,至少他记得穿着衣服。还是有进步的。”„No, the fatheryoucarefullylooks, his‚clothes’and ’ pants ’ are the feather, ischanges, worthilyis the flatterhawk, heunexpectedlyopen and aboveboardinstageentirebare, but alsosonaturalwas acceptedby the common people, worthilyis the supermaster of art who the buffalosends!”
“不,父亲您仔细看,他的‘衣服’和’裤子’都是羽毛,是自己变出来的,不愧是阿鹰,他居然堂堂正正的在舞台上全裸,还如此自然的被世人接受,不愧是野牛派的超级艺术大师!”Ialmosta littlerealized that differentperson'sdeviationto the art, justElizaheard the mood that Isaid.
我差不多有点体会不同人对艺术的偏差,还有刚刚伊丽莎听到我这么说的心情了。But, according to the request of plot, takes off the coatlostafterthisonly‚chicken’, wecontinueto stepcrusade against the Demon Kingjourney.
无奈,按照剧情的要求,脱下了上衣丢给这只‘鸡’后,我们继续踏上讨伐魔王的征程。„Collectioncompletetwopartners, Princess Peach and malicious ghostshave carried out the intensefight, butwiththem, the strengthhasmerelyas beforeinsufficient, whentheymostworry, in a hamlet, shehas run into the most loyalretainer......”
“集齐了两位伙伴,桃子公主和恶鬼们展开了激烈的搏斗,但仅仅凭着他们三人,实力却依旧有所不足,而在他们最烦恼的时候,一个小村庄中,她遇到了自己最忠诚的家臣......”Inodded, since the chicken and monkeyhad, remainingnaturallywas the dog. We hope thatthisdeveloping‚loyaldogHachiro’ the fellowis insufficientto be too odd.
我点了点头,既然鸡和猴子都有了,剩下的自然是犬了。希望这次演‘忠犬八郎’的家伙不至于太离谱。„.........CowDemon Kingfromdifferentworld!”
“.........来自异世的牛魔王!”„Pū!”
“噗!”Ihad underestimated the expression that somebody'sretaliationheart, the whole facecomes to understandwelcomed the development of pitfather, the Church of Lawhighestbishophad the bronzemaskfriendshipto be taken to the threshing ground. Thatappearancesandanothertwoare without change, is goodbecause ofhimstillremembers that has wornbriefs.
我还是低估了某人的报复心,满脸觉悟的表情迎来了更坑爹的发展,律法教会最高主教带着青铜面具友情登场。那模样和另外两位一般无二,好在他还记得穿了条三角裤。„Pound!”
“磅!”Threepairs of big handsgraspedinone, inthreepairs of bigeyeshad the flameto burn, butmyat presentcompletelyis the gleamingmuscle*.
三双大手握在了一起,三双大眼中有火焰正在燃烧,但我的眼前已经全部是亮闪闪的肌*子。„Brother!”
“兄弟!”„Buddy!”
“哥们!”„Muscle!”
“肌肉!”Undermoon/monththree basics...... Threebrotheris valuedinthis timeforms, the friendshipflamelights, the sweat that wieldsinthree people are having the youthflavor, the followingpersonalreadystartsto flee from calamityduring the despair and pitiful yell. Whothismustsacrificeplay that the lifewatchesto be willingto look, tothissituation. Everyoneknew the followingdevelopmentto be ableveryawfully.
月下三基......三兄贵在此时结成,友情的火光在三人中点燃,挥动的汗水带着青春的味道,下面的人已经在绝望和惨叫之中开始逃难。这要豁出性命来看的戏剧谁愿意看啊,到了这个地步。谁都知道接下来的发展会很要命了。„.”
“咳咳。”Itry hardto constrainimpulsion of spitting blood, sincehas developedthissituation, no matter the pitfather, developsit.
我努力压抑着吐血的冲动,既然已经演到了这种地步,不管多么坑爹,就把它演完吧。„Musclebombing!”
“肌肉轰炸!”Someguyjumps. Has bombedpitifulknightdragon embroidered costumeMonarchwith the musculus pectoralis.
某个大汉跳起。用胸肌轰炸了可怜的骑士龙套君。„Gooddemonhugs!”
“牛魔拥抱!”
The mad bull of somestreakinggraspedthattwopitifuldragon embroidered costumebanddragon embroidered costumec, two who has suffocatedquicklycast the vision that prays for rescuetome, butthis timeI, onlywantto hidein the stagecornertremble.
某个裸奔的疯牛抱住了那两个可怜的龙套b、龙套c,已经快窒息的两人向我投过来求救的目光,但此时的我,只想躲在舞台角落瑟瑟发抖。„Featherprojects!”
“羽毛投射!”Thisthrew the featherto attack the match„godchickenflies”barepart, smiledwas happier, buthismatch, actually the in high spiritrolling downstage, justarrived under the stage, startedto celebrate itselfto run awaysuccessfully the birthday.
这个丢出自己羽毛攻击对手的“神鸡飞飞”又裸了一部分,笑的更加开心了,而他的对手,却兴高采烈的滚下舞台,刚刚到台下,就开始庆祝自己成功逃出生天。Hasthismoon/month of nextthreeGentlemanto get rid. Anyghost, monster, simplybyfate of secondkilling. Onlyside effect.......
有这月下三绅士出手。什么鬼啊,妖怪啊,简直都是被秒杀的下场。唯一的副作用.......„Ghostbrothersfelt sorry for.......”
“鬼兄弟们太可怜了.......”„Threeanomalieswere too strong, the volume, is quite disgusting.”
“三个变态太强了,额,好恶心。”„Chieftaind, the quicksurrender, thiscannotblameyounotdiligently, was the matchis too odd.”
“中头目d君,快投降吧,这不能怪你不努力,是对手太离谱了。”„Bastard! Sendsthatto be only clever!”
“混蛋!发开那只鬼!”Good. The audiences under stagestartedto sympathize with the evilmalicious ghostarmed forcesunexpectedly, under the effortperformances of threesenior generals. Unknowingly, Princess Peachandherthreeretinues, have become the evilside.
好吧。台下的观众们居然开始同情邪恶鬼军了,在三位大将的努力表演之下。不知不觉之中,桃子公主和她的三个仆从,已经成了邪恶方了。„Asia.....NiNi, yourendto! Ha, youthink that disguises the Normalvillagersfemale servant to evademyfierce look? Evilghostarmed forcesfemalespy, yourstatus”
“亚.....亚妮妮,你的末日到了!哈,你以为假装普通的村民女仆就能够躲过我的火眼金睛吗?邪恶的鬼军女间谍,你的身份”Roaring that follows, mysworddividedto the corner, thatreduced the form that oneselfhad the feelingto be clutchedfrom the backgrounddiligently.
伴随着的怒吼,我一剑劈向了墙角,那个努力缩小自己存在感的身影被从背景中揪了出来。„Bang!”
“轰!”
The sword and broombump into the same place, weactuallyinexchangeeach otherhate.
剑和扫把相撞到一起,我们却在交流彼此的怨恨。„Does not havemyactor's payobviously, youchange the linesunexpectedly. Youdiedhas sufficed, drewmeto come outto makeanything.”
“明明没有我的戏份,你居然改台词。你丫自己死就够了,拉我出来做什么。”„Thinks that a persondoes live? Gave up any idea of!”
“想一个人活下来?休想!”Good, onstage„Princess Peach”and„female servantspy”disputesswordsmanship, the chickenmonkeycowthreepeople of groupscontinuesto bully the pitifulmalicious ghostaudiences, followingaudienceactuallybewilderedhot.
好吧,台上的“桃子公主”和“女仆间谍”较量起久违的剑术,鸡猴牛三人组继续欺负可怜的恶鬼众,下面的观众却莫名其妙的热了起来。„Goodfierceswordsmanship!”
“好厉害的剑术!”„Althoughcannot understand, but is very probably fierce, is very interesting!”
“虽然看不懂,但好像很厉害,也很有趣!”„Come on! The ghostarmed forces, killthatthreeanomalies!”
“加油!鬼军,干掉那三个变态!”„Female servant, do not lose!”
“女仆,不要输!”Butin a confusion, the plotwelcomed the newtransitiononce again, the villain* ossSabahClanghostprinceshave been taken to the threshing ground, as soon as he start to talk, the entire worldwere calm.
而在一片混乱之中,剧情却再度迎来了新的转折,反派*oss沙巴族鬼王子登场了,他一开口,整个世界就平静了。„, As a pacifist, seespresentone, is really affecting, was right, Ihaveto solveall theseattention........LovablePrincess Peach, pleasemarry below, Iwill makeyouhappy. So long aswesynthesizeone, inthisworldagainhas not disputed.”
“啊,作为一个和平主义者,看到眼前的一幕,真是让人伤心,对了,我有解决这一切的注意........可爱的桃子公主,请嫁给在下吧,我会让你幸福的。只要我们合成一家,这世界上就再也没有争执了。”„Eliza! Youmakeanything!”
“伊丽莎!你只是做啥!”Looks that bringsEliza of corner/horn of Demonto wear the princetheatrical costumeto enter with the lights ablaze, myvest that bowsappearance that proposedto frightento sendcoolly.
看着带着恶魔之角的伊丽莎身着王子戏装闪亮登场,那躬身求婚的模样吓得的我背心发凉。„I......”
“我......”Mybrainalreadyone sideblank, Director, thisscriptmustdowhat kind.
我的大脑已经一边空白,导演,这剧本到底要搞怎样。Thendevelops? Complies? Makes waraccording to the plot? The God, in the lineshas not written.
接下来怎么演?是答应?还是按剧情开战?老天爷,台词上没写啊。„No, Princess Peachismynecrophilismprince!”
“不,桃子公主是属于我恋尸癖王子的!”Good, pumpkintire of cominghad the newtornado, butputs onevening dresspresence of PrinceAemila, was startledto call out in alarminnumerably, whenshepartlykneltsimilarlyproposed, the black cat on hershoulderhas smiledcrazilysways back and forth.
好吧,突然而来的南瓜车带起了新的旋风,而穿着晚礼服的艾米拉王子的出场,惊起了无数惊呼,而当她同样半跪求婚的时候,她肩膀上的黑猫已经笑得疯狂打滚了。„No. The peachyounger sisterismyappleprincess! So long asthere arereallikesexisting, even ifwehave the blood sisters of blood relationship, there isanyrelations!”
“不。桃子妹妹是我苹果公主的!只要有真爱存在,就算我们是有血缘关系的亲姐妹,又有什么关系!”„Reyne! Yourthisdeadgirljoins in the fun!”
“蕾妮!你这个死丫头怎么也来凑热闹!”
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