„Peaceis really good.”
“和平真好。”Sitsin the squaretearoom, the scented tea in mouth, is looking at present a piece of tranquilwintermagnificent scenegently, whenIhadsuchretiredgeneralhappy lifeunexpectedly.
坐在广场的茶屋中,轻轻品着口中的香茶,看着眼前一片平静的冬日盛景,什么时候了我居然有这样退休一般的幸福生活了。Fromreturning toDiffendor, Iverysatisfiedenjoysthistranquildaily life, every daydoes not needto go to work, does not needto planthatat sixes and sevensmatter, onlyneedsto sitlooks atChaoyangto raise, the setting sunfalls, simplyis the dreamlandgeneralhappy life.
从回到迪芬德,我就很满足的享受这平静的日常生活,每天不用上班,不用策划那乱七八糟的事情,只需要坐着看朝阳升起,夕阳落下,简直是梦境一般的美好生活。„Bang!”
“轰隆!”Un, it seems likeparticipated inGlina of celebrationto arriveon invitation, wasslightlya little explosive sound is also what kind of? Everyone hasownhobby, wemustfullyrespectindividualfreedom.
嗯,看来应约参加庆典的葛丽娜已经到了,就是稍微有点爆炸声又怎么样?每个人都有自己的爱好,我们要充分尊重个人的自由。„HoldsthatBastard, the fellowwas unexpectedly intense!”
“抓住那个混蛋,那家伙居然敢变本加厉了!”At presentrunsthatgroup of baremale of pastto be considered asanything, experiencedthese manytimesinLiu Huang Mountain City, Iearlyhave been used to it, the newbornTown Securitybrigadeseeminglywas also used to it, but.......
眼前跑过去的那群裸男又算得了什么,在硫磺山城经历了这么多次,我早已经习惯了,新生的城管大队貌似也习惯了,但…….„Otherpeopledo not matter, but the highestbishopspreadsanything'swords, the Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One)face countenancewill also be affected, it seems likemusttoLilithbeltwords, during the celebration, close the confinementto arrivethatTauren, now the envoyscame, do not lethimcontinuedisgraced.”
“其他人无所谓,但最高主教传出什么的话,无眠者的颜面也会受到影响,看来还是要给莉莉丝带句话,在庆典期间,把那个牛头人关禁闭到死,现在各国使节都来了,别让他继续丢人了。”Someminor matters, howcanpreventmefrom continuing the laze..... The goodmood of relaxing, aftereliminated the memoryonediligently, Itomyselfbut actually. the tea, slowlyenjoyedmytranquillifecup
些许小事,怎么能阻止我继续躲懒…..放松的好心情,在把刚才的一幕努力清除出记忆后,我又给自己倒了杯茶,慢慢享受自己的宁静生活。„Pū!”
“噗!”Embarrassedbrightlooks that presentEaglestormalsohashisconsanguinity, howsomechangesis the high-levelDruidskills, thismeeting the personwas less many, thencarefullylooked at the past, unexpectedlydiscoverymanyblackcautiouslypeople, thatwas the Camdelianfamilyclan.
囧囧有神的看着眼前的风暴之鹰还有他的同族,部分变化怎么都是高级德鲁伊技能,这会的的人不是越来越多了,然后仔细看过去,居然发现其中不少黑翼翼人,那是卡姆迪尔安的眷族。„Heard that DruidReligious sectrecentdoing missionary work of Eaglestorm is very smooth. Previoustimewatches the report of smallspirits, theysnatchedtwoseatsat the meeting of sound of Druidnatureunexpectedly, the right to speak, stormthatfellowalsohas been honored aspresent age‚most outstandingtheoryreformer’, reallyDruidheadwasshattered, ifthisreligious sectcontinuedto expand, will not put on the wingperson of clothesto be getting more and more, thatsimplywas the spiritual pollution...... To a Town Securityreportnews, um, but can also give the air defense unitding-dong the target. Do not thankme, cracks down oncults, everybody has a responsibility. PleasecallmeXfronts.”
“听说风暴之鹰的德鲁伊教派最近的传教很是顺利。上次看小妖精们的报道,他们居然在德鲁伊自然之音的聚会上抢到了两个席位,还有了发言权,风暴那家伙还被誉为当代‘最杰出的理论改革者’,果然德鲁伊脑袋都是坏掉的吗,若这个教派继续扩展下去,不穿衣服的翼人会越来越多,那简直就是精神污染……给城管报个讯吧,嗯,还可以给防空部队当当靶子。不要谢我,打击邪教,人人有责。请叫我X锋。”„Sold the medicine, AlchemysecretYaodatraded, no matter the treatmenthealthcare, was entirely effective. DozensgoldenGrandmasterAlchemyuniteproduct, the commonmedicamentallhas, is the half-pricesale! What do youalsowait for? So long asyouthink. Herealsohas. Sextransformationmixture? Ultraeffectpilatory? Peerlessstrong manblue colormedicament? Youaimed, securitysign. Absolutelyeffective, absolute safety!”
“卖药了,炼金秘药大贩卖,不管是治疗保健,统统见效。数十位黄金炼金大师联合出品,常见药剂全有,还是半价销售!您还等什么?只要你想到的。我们这里还有。性别转化合剂?超效生发剂?绝世猛男蓝色药剂?您瞅准了,安全牌的哦。绝对有效,绝对安全!”Anything, whyhas the symbol of marvelousAlchemytechniqueinstead to be reportedbans, Oliviamaynot havethistitlenow, herpresentgiven nameis„the randomAlchemymaster”, the drugsmaterial qualityis stochastic, the functionis stochastic, the effective objectis stochastic, oneraidAlchemyproductcanpresent more than tenresults, thisgadgetwhodaresto touch.
啥,为啥有奇迹炼金术师的徽记反而一定要被举报取缔,奥莉薇现在可没有这个称号,她现在的名号是“随机炼金术士”,药品材质随机,作用随机,作用对象随机,一批次的炼金产品可以出现十余种结果,这玩意谁敢碰。„...... Mom, howthatGnomedoes not havewool.”
“……妈妈,那地精怎没有毛。”„Do not lookthatwalksquickly.”
“别看,快走。”Good, Iwithdrew the words, at leastthisapprenticevery muchhad the work ethics, at leasttriedto prescribe medicinewithoneself, althoughthisdepilatemedicamenteffect, buttrulywas at least ineffective.
好吧,我收回刚才的话,至少这个学徒还是很有职业道德的,至少用自己试了一下药,虽然这脱毛药剂效果强了点,但至少确实有效不是吗。Although the whole bodygrew hairnearlyhas become the symbol of Gnome, not havingwoolGnomenot havingHashiqi of woolis more hilarious, butthisdedication spiritwas worthcommending.
虽然浑身长毛都近乎成了地精的标志,没有毛的地精比没有毛的哈士奇还要让人喷饭,但这种献身精神还是值得嘉许的。„.......Idrinkobviouslyismarkupmedicament, really the markupmedicine and advertisementcannotbelieve.”
“…….我喝的明明是增高药剂,果然增高药和广告都不能信。”Thiscannot only hide the truth frommein the closewhisper, thenIadded a casein the letter of accusation.
这仅在咫尺的嘀咕也瞒不过我,然后我又在检举信上加了一个案例。Iknowthatthisis notbecause the Olivialevelis insufficient, on the contrary , because herideawere too many, alwayslikesimproving the formula, to create the newdosage formulation, finallyisthisdangerous materialproducedmany.
我知道,这不是因为奥莉薇水平不够,相反,是因为她的想法太多了,总是喜欢改良配方、创造新的药剂配方,结果就是这种危险品被生产的不少。Generally speaking, thistype of thingwill not flow out, butunfortunatelyOliviamasterYingou BeyarispureGnome, Gnomethiscreature, will waste how possibly the preciousmaterial.
一般来说,这种东西也不会外流的,但可惜的是奥莉薇的师父银钩.贝亚可是一只纯粹的地精,地精这种生物,怎么可能会浪费珍贵的材料。„Roland!? Excuse me, admitting mistakesperson.”
“罗兰!?哦,不好意思,认错人了。”Suddenlypasses through, is raising a succuba of potuncleargoods, recentlyshe seemed infatuated with the cook, butreturned toproductrichMain Realmwith great difficulty, howIagainon own initiativewill makethatfoodgodachievementawfully.
突然走过的,是提着一锅不明物品的魔女,最近她似乎迷上了厨艺,而好不容易回到了物产丰富的主位面,我又怎么会再主动去做那要命的食神成就。„Does elder sisterlook forYour HighnessRoland? Inoticed that hewent to the westto go, but alsorides a horse, went out of townprobably.”
“姐姐找罗兰殿下吗?我看到他去城西去了,还骑着马,大概出城去了吧。”This timeI, secretlyjoyfulownforeknowledge, in order tosuccessfullaze.....Peacefulis a handsome man, Ihave taken off the ring of thatcheatage, enjoysmyleaveby the realfacial features that no oneknows.
此时的我,不由的暗自欣喜自己的先见之明,为了能够成功躲懒…..安静的做一个美男子,我摘下了那欺诈年龄的指环,以谁都不知道的真实面容享受我的休假。„, Alsoran away, obviouslyfeelingnearbythis.....Well? Has the little brother, had the lunch?”
“切,又被逃了,明明感觉在这附近的…..咦?小弟弟,吃了午饭吗?”„Ate! Very early in the morningeatswas very full.”
“吃了!一大早就吃的很饱了。”Alsohas the tentacle and eyeballin a potunclearobjectunexpectedly, at this time, so long asis not the fool, mustrejectdecisively, thenshakes the headcrazily, but.......
在一锅不明物体中居然还有触手和眼珠,这个时候,只要不是傻子,就要果断拒绝,然后狂摇头,但…….„Thatjust right, empty stomachthatalsofearsto spit, little brother, whenmyexperiment...... Tasteslunch that Imakepersonally. Spent very longtimeto complete, wasteshas been a pity.”
“那正好,空腹那还怕吐出来,小弟弟,就当我的实验……尝尝我亲手做的午餐吧。花了很久时间才做好,浪费了太可惜了。”Ihave smiled, thenturned aroundto run...... But the vine under footinstantaneouslyhas actually hungme, shealreadyexpectedmeto planto sneak offunexpectedly.
我笑了,然后转身就跑了……但足下的藤蔓却瞬间把我吊了起来,她居然早就料到了我打算开溜了。Good, infearfulsuccuba under oppresses, in tying hands, fordoes not expose the status, myfoodgodachievementaddsoneonce again, each timecandosuchawfullyactuallynon-deceased person , was really rare.
好吧,在可怕的魔女的压迫之下,在五花大绑中,为了不暴露身份,我的食神成就再度加一,能够每次都做的这么要命却不死人,也真是难得了。„Vomits. The seafoodorangetaste, previoustimeburnt the rubbertasteto want the strong pointto be but more limited , a patternwas different, reallyhad the creativity.”
“呕。海鲜橘子味,比上次的烤焦了橡胶味要强点但有限,次次花样不同,真是太有创意了。”What is strange, has not held the priority targetobviously, after seeingIfinished eating, Aemilaunexpectedlyvery muchhappilyvisitsmeto eat, thensnort|hum the songis tidying up the tableware.
但奇怪的是,明明没有抓住首要目标,看到我吃完后,艾米拉居然很开心的看着我吃,然后哼着歌收拾碗筷。„Mustconquer the man, must first conquerhisstomach, the little brother, do youthinkwhat kind of? Delicious?”
“要征服男人,就首先要征服他的胃,小弟弟,你觉得怎么样?好吃吗?”Obviously, hersomeunderstandingverydeviationstothisclassicalmaxim, ifthat the killingsurrender that conquers refers to, Ithought that sheachievedhergoal, at leastmystomachinnumerablehas held up the white flag, made up last bladeon the difference.
显然,她对这句经典格言的理解很有些偏差,若那个征服是指的弄死投降的话,我觉得她已经达成了自己的目标,至少我的胃已经无数次举起了白旗,就差补上最后一刀了。„Prettysister, ifIamyourgoal, was been thoroughconqueringbyyourcook‚’. Next timepleasegive the goaldirectly, do not giveotherpeopleto wasteagain.”
“漂亮的大姐姐,若我是你的目标的话,已经被您的厨艺彻底‘征服’了。下次请直接送给目标,不要再给其他人浪费了。”Thisis notImovesto planto make, is notdoes not wantto see that the Aemilapainstaking carewas wasted, butpuredoes not wantto seeto kill, includingmythisinhumanConstitutioncanmake that is barely alive, otherpeoplehave eaten, will be poisonedto hangmostlydirectly.
这都不是我又动心打算做成就,也不是不想看到艾米拉的心血被浪费,只是单纯不想看到出人命,连我这非人体质都可以弄得半死不活,其他人吃了,多半会直接中毒挂掉吧。Seeminglyis I have the positive suggestions of satireto be extremely persuasive, Aemilanoddedunexpectedlywith a smile, obviouslyis happy.
貌似是我带着讽刺的建言太过婉转,艾米拉居然笑着点了点头,显然心情不错。„Un, will not eattootherpeople.”
“嗯,不会给其他人吃的。”Good, sees offthishas prepared the differentrealmcollectionsuppermaterial„sister”, Ihad seriously been consideringdozenssecondscontinueto hidebythisstance, go out of townto seek asylumreallyimmediately, have actually encountered the newproblem.
好吧,送别了这个准备去异位面收集晚餐材料的“大姐姐”,我在认真考虑了几十秒到底是继续以这个姿态躲藏,还是真的立马出城避难,却遇到了新的麻烦。Alsoisoneline of imperialknightshas runfromme, thatboth eyesunceasinglytake a fast look aroundin the crowd, obviouslyis finding the person.
又是一行皇家骑士从我面前跑过,那双目都在人群中不断扫视,显然在找人。„Hadn't foundyour highness?”
“还没找到殿下吗?”„SirKelly said that todaycould not findyour highnessagain, wedid not use, directlycarried onto circle the city500li (0.5km)to conscript.”...
“凯丽大人说了,今天再找不到殿下,我们就不用回去了,直接进行绕城500里拉练。”…„Envoyscame, manygreat personroll-callsmustseeYour HighnessRoland, Your HighnessRolandthisisanymeaning.”
“各国使节都来了,好多大人物点名要见罗兰殿下,罗兰殿下这到底是什么意思。”„Military headquartersalso said that the review ceremonywantsYour HighnessRolandto discuss the preparationpersonally, could not find the personagain, planshoulder poledoes not do.”
“军部也说了,阅兵仪式都要罗兰殿下亲自去商议准备,再找不到人,就打算挑担子不干了。”hearsword, I have pulled out the camouflagespecial-purposestage propmysteriousblack frameeyeglasses, so long ashas put onthis, the near at handfacial featurescanbe neglected...... Good, Iinspeaking thoughtlesslymouthHu, Ifelt strange how intheseEpicstoriescanachievevariousmisunderstandingto be unceasing, the person who falls in love withbrought a veil and hat, can unable to recognizecompletely, comesto massacreagainmutually, oppressivehearttooppressivecounter-flies.
闻言,我掏出了伪装专用道具神奇的黑框眼镜,只要戴上了这个,近在咫尺的面容都可以被忽略……好吧,我是在随口口胡,我只是奇怪那些史诗故事中是怎么能够做到各种误会不断,相爱的人只是带了个面纱和帽子,就能完全认不出来,再来个相互残杀,虐心到虐的反的飞起。Butat this time, thistraditionalblack frameeyeglasseswithout doubtare the double insurance, toincreasepersuasive power, thatchildishGod Equipmentlollipopnaturallycannotbe few, what is strange, whenIput on the eyeglasses, puts outlollipop, theseknightsinsteadpaid attentiontowardhere.
但此时,这传统的黑框眼镜无疑是双保险,而为了增加说服力,那孩子气神器棒棒糖自然也不能少,但奇怪的是,当我戴上眼镜,拿出棒棒糖,那些骑士们反而往我这里注意了。„SirEliza said that Your HighnessRolandpossiblycamouflages the child, ifmethad discovered that yousuddenlychangedyourappearancecharacteristics, for exampleput on the hat, took the eyeglasses.......”
“伊丽莎大人说了,罗兰殿下可能伪装成小孩,若遇到了发现你们就突然改变自己的外貌特征的,比如说带上帽子的,带上眼镜的…….”„Sheadded‚old fogiesquitelikeinstallingtenderlywithlollipop’, saw that 11 or 12-year-oldis still eating the sugar, shouldbehehas not missed.”
“她还说了‘老家伙都比较喜欢用棒棒糖装嫩’,看到十一二岁还在啃糖的,应该是他没差了。”Alsocansayanything, Iwithout demur, turn the headto run.
还能说什么,我二话不说,转头就跑。Good, thisruns, did not have the issuealsoto turnhas the issue, thesenew military recruitsknightsnaturallypursued, pursuedis pursuing, ran in an unmannedalley.
好吧,这一跑,就是没问题也变成有问题了,那些菜鸟骑士们自然追了过来,追着追着,就跑进了一个无人的小巷。Crossed for more than tenseconds, Icame outfrom the alleyentrance, the backhas lain down an iron sheetcanned food of place.
过了十余秒,我就从小巷入口出来了,背后躺了一地的铁片罐头。.„ThinksreallyIcaneatto decideme, before fishing, firstthinksweight that the fishing polecanbear. Shehas not toldyouto be careful that wedo become angry out of shame?”
“真以为我能吃定我啊,钓鱼之前先想想鱼竿能够承受的重量吧。她就没告诉你们小心咱老羞成怒吗?”„Roland?”
“罗兰么?”Cannot help butsighed, to be revealed how always, thiscamouflagelooked like a pointis useless, but when Ipreparedto useonce again the memoryeliminatedkicks, actuallysaw a nightmarishform.
不由得叹了口气,怎么老是被揭穿,这伪装看来一点都没有用,但当我准备再度使用记忆消除踢的时候,却看到了一个噩梦般的身影。„SmallRolo!”
“小罗罗啊!”Good, thisthrowssuddenly, justwasn't finishing the disaster victimshave placedQuest„vicious dog”Momo? Naturally, but must have a faceshockinglooks atmyDiana.
好吧,这突然扑过来的,不正是刚刚结束了灾民安置任务的“猛犬”莫莫吗?当然,还少不了一脸震惊的看着我的戴安娜。Addedanything , to continue to run.
还说什么,继续跑吧。„Iwas sufficed! Before the birthdaymyanythingmatterdoes not wantto be done, no onewantto preventmeto be on leave!”
“我受够了!在生日之前我什么事情都不想做,谁都别想阻止我休假!”
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