„Peace is really good.” “和平真好。” Sits in the square tea room, the scented tea in mouth, is looking at present a piece of tranquil winter magnificent scene gently, when I had such retired general happy life unexpectedly. 坐在广场的茶屋中,轻轻品着口中的香茶,看着眼前一片平静的冬日盛景,什么时候了我居然有这样退休一般的幸福生活了。 From returning to Diffendor, I very satisfied enjoys this tranquil daily life, every day does not need to go to work, does not need to plan that at sixes and sevens matter, only needs to sit looks at Chaoyang to raise, the setting sun falls, simply is the dreamland general happy life. 从回到迪芬德,我就很满足的享受这平静的日常生活,每天不用上班,不用策划那乱七八糟的事情,只需要坐着看朝阳升起,夕阳落下,简直是梦境一般的美好生活。 „Bang!” “轰隆！” Un, it seems like participated in Glina of celebration to arrive on invitation, was slightly a little explosive sound is also what kind of? Everyone has own hobby, we must fully respect individual freedom. 嗯,看来应约参加庆典的葛丽娜已经到了,就是稍微有点爆炸声又怎么样？每个人都有自己的爱好,我们要充分尊重个人的自由。 „Holds that Bastard, the fellow was unexpectedly intense!” “抓住那个混蛋,那家伙居然敢变本加厉了！” At present runs that group of bare male of past to be considered as anything, experienced these many times in Liu Huang Mountain City, I early have been used to it, the newborn Town Security brigade seemingly was also used to it, but ....... 眼前跑过去的那群裸男又算得了什么,在硫磺山城经历了这么多次,我早已经习惯了,新生的城管大队貌似也习惯了,但……. „Other people do not matter, but the highest bishop spreads anything's words, the Wumianzhe (The Indefatigable One) face countenance will also be affected, it seems like must to Lilith belt words, during the celebration, close the confinement to arrive that Tauren, now the envoys came, do not let him continue disgraced.” “其他人无所谓,但最高主教传出什么的话,无眠者的颜面也会受到影响,看来还是要给莉莉丝带句话,在庆典期间,把那个牛头人关禁闭到死,现在各国使节都来了,别让他继续丢人了。” Some minor matters, how can prevent me from continuing the laze ..... The good mood of relaxing, after eliminated the memory one diligently, I to myself but actually. the tea, slowly enjoyed my tranquil life cup 些许小事,怎么能阻止我继续躲懒…..放松的好心情,在把刚才的一幕努力清除出记忆后,我又给自己倒了杯茶,慢慢享受自己的宁静生活。 „Pū!” “噗！” Embarrassed bright looks that present Eaglestorm also has his consanguinity, how some changes is the high-level Druid skills, this meeting the person was less many, then carefully looked at the past, unexpectedly discovery many black cautiously people, that was the Camdelian family clan. 囧囧有神的看着眼前的风暴之鹰还有他的同族,部分变化怎么都是高级德鲁伊技能,这会的的人不是越来越多了,然后仔细看过去,居然发现其中不少黑翼翼人,那是卡姆迪尔安的眷族。 „Heard that Druid Religious sect recent doing missionary work of Eaglestorm is very smooth. Previous time watches the report of small spirits, they snatched two seats at the meeting of sound of Druid nature unexpectedly, the right to speak, storm that fellow also has been honored as present age ‚most outstanding theory reformer’, really Druid head was shattered, if this religious sect continued to expand, will not put on the wing person of clothes to be getting more and more, that simply was the spiritual pollution...... To a Town Security report news, um, but can also give the air defense unit ding-dong the target. Do not thank me, cracks down on cults, everybody has a responsibility. Please call me X fronts.” “听说风暴之鹰的德鲁伊教派最近的传教很是顺利。上次看小妖精们的报道,他们居然在德鲁伊自然之音的聚会上抢到了两个席位,还有了发言权,风暴那家伙还被誉为当代‘最杰出的理论改革者’,果然德鲁伊脑袋都是坏掉的吗,若这个教派继续扩展下去,不穿衣服的翼人会越来越多,那简直就是精神污染……给城管报个讯吧,嗯,还可以给防空部队当当靶子。不要谢我,打击邪教,人人有责。请叫我X锋。” „Sold the medicine, Alchemy secret Yaoda traded, no matter the treatment healthcare, was entirely effective. Dozens golden Grandmaster Alchemy unite product, the common medicament all has, is the half-price sale! What do you also wait for? So long as you think. Here also has. Sex transformation mixture? Ultra effect pilatory? Peerless strong man blue color medicament? You aimed, security sign. Absolutely effective, absolute safety!” “卖药了,炼金秘药大贩卖,不管是治疗保健,统统见效。数十位黄金炼金大师联合出品,常见药剂全有,还是半价销售！您还等什么？只要你想到的。我们这里还有。性别转化合剂？超效生发剂？绝世猛男蓝色药剂？您瞅准了,安全牌的哦。绝对有效,绝对安全！” Anything, why has the symbol of marvelous Alchemy technique instead to be reported bans, Olivia may not have this title now, her present given name is „the random Alchemy master”, the drugs material quality is stochastic, the function is stochastic, the effective object is stochastic, one raid Alchemy product can present more than ten results, this gadget who dares to touch. 啥,为啥有奇迹炼金术师的徽记反而一定要被举报取缔,奥莉薇现在可没有这个称号,她现在的名号是“随机炼金术士”,药品材质随机,作用随机,作用对象随机,一批次的炼金产品可以出现十余种结果,这玩意谁敢碰。 „...... Mom, how that Gnome does not have wool.” “……妈妈,那地精怎没有毛。” „Do not look that walks quickly.” “别看,快走。” Good, I withdrew the words, at least this apprentice very much had the work ethics, at least tried to prescribe medicine with oneself, although this depilate medicament effect, but truly was at least ineffective. 好吧,我收回刚才的话,至少这个学徒还是很有职业道德的,至少用自己试了一下药,虽然这脱毛药剂效果强了点,但至少确实有效不是吗。 Although the whole body grew hair nearly has become the symbol of Gnome, not having wool Gnome not having Hashiqi of wool is more hilarious, but this dedication spirit was worth commending. 虽然浑身长毛都近乎成了地精的标志,没有毛的地精比没有毛的哈士奇还要让人喷饭,但这种献身精神还是值得嘉许的。 „....... I drink obviously is markup medicament, really the markup medicine and advertisement cannot believe.” “…….我喝的明明是增高药剂,果然增高药和广告都不能信。” This cannot only hide the truth from me in the close whisper, then I added a case in the letter of accusation. 这仅在咫尺的嘀咕也瞒不过我,然后我又在检举信上加了一个案例。 I know that this is not because the Olivia level is insufficient, on the contrary , because her idea were too many, always likes improving the formula, to create the new dosage formulation, finally is this dangerous material produced many. 我知道,这不是因为奥莉薇水平不够,相反,是因为她的想法太多了,总是喜欢改良配方、创造新的药剂配方,结果就是这种危险品被生产的不少。 Generally speaking, this type of thing will not flow out, but unfortunately Olivia master Yingou Beyar is pure Gnome, Gnome this creature, will waste how possibly the precious material. 一般来说,这种东西也不会外流的,但可惜的是奥莉薇的师父银钩.贝亚可是一只纯粹的地精,地精这种生物,怎么可能会浪费珍贵的材料。 „Roland!? Excuse me, admitting mistakes person.” “罗兰！？哦,不好意思,认错人了。” Suddenly passes through, is raising a succuba of pot unclear goods, recently she seemed infatuated with the cook, but returned to product rich Main Realm with great difficulty, how I again on own initiative will make that food god achievement awfully. 突然走过的,是提着一锅不明物品的魔女,最近她似乎迷上了厨艺,而好不容易回到了物产丰富的主位面,我又怎么会再主动去做那要命的食神成就。 „Does elder sister look for Your Highness Roland? I noticed that he went to the west to go, but also rides a horse, went out of town probably.” “姐姐找罗兰殿下吗？我看到他去城西去了,还骑着马,大概出城去了吧。” This time I, secretly joyful own foreknowledge, in order to successful laze ..... Peaceful is a handsome man, I have taken off the ring of that cheat age, enjoys my leave by the real facial features that no one knows. 此时的我,不由的暗自欣喜自己的先见之明,为了能够成功躲懒…..安静的做一个美男子,我摘下了那欺诈年龄的指环,以谁都不知道的真实面容享受我的休假。 „, Also ran away, obviously feeling nearby this ..... Well? Has the little brother, had the lunch?” “切,又被逃了,明明感觉在这附近的…..咦？小弟弟,吃了午饭吗？” „Ate! Very early in the morning eats was very full.” “吃了！一大早就吃的很饱了。” Also has the tentacle and eyeball in a pot unclear object unexpectedly, at this time, so long as is not the fool, must reject decisively, then shakes the head crazily, but ....... 在一锅不明物体中居然还有触手和眼珠,这个时候,只要不是傻子,就要果断拒绝,然后狂摇头,但……. „That just right, empty stomach that also fears to spit, little brother, when my experiment...... Tastes lunch that I make personally. Spent very long time to complete, wastes has been a pity.” “那正好,空腹那还怕吐出来,小弟弟,就当我的实验……尝尝我亲手做的午餐吧。花了很久时间才做好,浪费了太可惜了。” I have smiled, then turned around to run...... But the vine under foot instantaneously has actually hung me, she already expected me to plan to sneak off unexpectedly. 我笑了,然后转身就跑了……但足下的藤蔓却瞬间把我吊了起来,她居然早就料到了我打算开溜了。 Good, in fearful succuba under oppresses, in tying hands, for does not expose the status, my food god achievement adds one once again, each time can do such awfully actually non- deceased person , was really rare. 好吧,在可怕的魔女的压迫之下,在五花大绑中,为了不暴露身份,我的食神成就再度加一,能够每次都做的这么要命却不死人,也真是难得了。 „Vomits. The seafood orange taste, previous time burnt the rubber taste to want the strong point to be but more limited , a pattern was different, really had the creativity.” “呕。海鲜橘子味,比上次的烤焦了橡胶味要强点但有限,次次花样不同,真是太有创意了。” What is strange, has not held the priority target obviously, after seeing I finished eating, Aemila unexpectedly very much happily visits me to eat, then snort|hum the song is tidying up the tableware. 但奇怪的是,明明没有抓住首要目标,看到我吃完后,艾米拉居然很开心的看着我吃,然后哼着歌收拾碗筷。 „Must conquer the man, must first conquer his stomach, the little brother, do you think what kind of? Delicious?” “要征服男人,就首先要征服他的胃,小弟弟,你觉得怎么样？好吃吗？” Obviously, her some understanding very deviations to this classical maxim, if that the killing surrender that conquers refers to, I thought that she achieved her goal, at least my stomach innumerable has held up the white flag, made up last blade on the difference. 显然,她对这句经典格言的理解很有些偏差,若那个征服是指的弄死投降的话,我觉得她已经达成了自己的目标,至少我的胃已经无数次举起了白旗,就差补上最后一刀了。 „Pretty sister, if I am your goal, was been thorough conquering by your cook ‚’. Next time please give the goal directly, do not give other people to waste again.” “漂亮的大姐姐,若我是你的目标的话,已经被您的厨艺彻底‘征服’了。下次请直接送给目标,不要再给其他人浪费了。” This is not I moves to plan to make, is not does not want to see that the Aemila painstaking care was wasted, but pure does not want to see to kill, including my this inhuman Constitution can make that is barely alive, other people have eaten, will be poisoned to hang mostly directly. 这都不是我又动心打算做成就,也不是不想看到艾米拉的心血被浪费,只是单纯不想看到出人命,连我这非人体质都可以弄得半死不活,其他人吃了,多半会直接中毒挂掉吧。 Seemingly is I have the positive suggestions of satire to be extremely persuasive, Aemila nodded unexpectedly with a smile, obviously is happy. 貌似是我带着讽刺的建言太过婉转,艾米拉居然笑着点了点头,显然心情不错。 „Un, will not eat to other people.” “嗯,不会给其他人吃的。” Good, sees off this has prepared the different realm collection supper material „sister”, I had seriously been considering dozens seconds continue to hide by this stance, go out of town to seek asylum really immediately, have actually encountered the new problem. 好吧,送别了这个准备去异位面收集晚餐材料的“大姐姐”,我在认真考虑了几十秒到底是继续以这个姿态躲藏,还是真的立马出城避难,却遇到了新的麻烦。 Also is one line of imperial knights has run from me, that both eyes unceasingly take a fast look around in the crowd, obviously is finding the person. 又是一行皇家骑士从我面前跑过,那双目都在人群中不断扫视,显然在找人。 „Hadn't found your highness?” “还没找到殿下吗？” „Sir Kelly said that today could not find your highness again, we did not use, directly carried on to circle the city 500 li (0.5km) to conscript.”... “凯丽大人说了,今天再找不到殿下,我们就不用回去了,直接进行绕城500里拉练。”… „Envoys came, many great person roll-calls must see Your Highness Roland, Your Highness Roland this is any meaning.” “各国使节都来了,好多大人物点名要见罗兰殿下,罗兰殿下这到底是什么意思。” „Military headquarters also said that the review ceremony wants Your Highness Roland to discuss the preparation personally, could not find the person again, plan shoulder pole does not do.” “军部也说了,阅兵仪式都要罗兰殿下亲自去商议准备,再找不到人,就打算挑担子不干了。” hears word, I have pulled out the camouflage special-purpose stage prop mysterious black frame eyeglasses, so long as has put on this, the near at hand facial features can be neglected...... Good, I in speaking thoughtlessly mouth Hu, I felt strange how in these Epic stories can achieve various misunderstanding to be unceasing, the person who falls in love with brought a veil and hat, can unable to recognize completely, comes to massacre again mutually, oppressive heart to oppressive counter- flies. 闻言,我掏出了伪装专用道具神奇的黑框眼镜,只要戴上了这个,近在咫尺的面容都可以被忽略……好吧,我是在随口口胡,我只是奇怪那些史诗故事中是怎么能够做到各种误会不断,相爱的人只是带了个面纱和帽子,就能完全认不出来,再来个相互残杀,虐心到虐的反的飞起。 But at this time, this traditional black frame eyeglasses without doubt are the double insurance, to increase persuasive power, that childish God Equipment lollipop naturally cannot be few, what is strange, when I put on the eyeglasses, puts out lollipop, these knights instead paid attention toward here. 但此时,这传统的黑框眼镜无疑是双保险,而为了增加说服力,那孩子气神器棒棒糖自然也不能少,但奇怪的是,当我戴上眼镜,拿出棒棒糖,那些骑士们反而往我这里注意了。 „Sir Eliza said that Your Highness Roland possibly camouflages the child, if met had discovered that you suddenly changed your appearance characteristics, for example put on the hat, took the eyeglasses .......” “伊丽莎大人说了,罗兰殿下可能伪装成小孩,若遇到了发现你们就突然改变自己的外貌特征的,比如说带上帽子的,带上眼镜的…….” „She added ‚old fogies quite like installing tenderly with lollipop’, saw that 11 or 12-year-old is still eating the sugar, should be he has not missed.” “她还说了‘老家伙都比较喜欢用棒棒糖装嫩’,看到十一二岁还在啃糖的,应该是他没差了。” Also can say anything, I without demur, turn the head to run. 还能说什么,我二话不说,转头就跑。 Good, this runs, did not have the issue also to turn has the issue, these new military recruits knights naturally pursued, pursued is pursuing, ran in an unmanned alley. 好吧,这一跑,就是没问题也变成有问题了,那些菜鸟骑士们自然追了过来,追着追着,就跑进了一个无人的小巷。 Crossed for more than ten seconds, I came out from the alley entrance, the back has lain down an iron sheet canned food of place. 过了十余秒,我就从小巷入口出来了,背后躺了一地的铁片罐头。. „Thinks really I can eat to decide me, before fishing, first thinks weight that the fishing pole can bear. She has not told you to be careful that we do become angry out of shame?” “真以为我能吃定我啊,钓鱼之前先想想鱼竿能够承受的重量吧。她就没告诉你们小心咱老羞成怒吗？” „Roland?” “罗兰么？” Cannot help but sighed, to be revealed how always, this camouflage looked like a point is useless, but when I prepared to use once again the memory eliminated kicks, actually saw a nightmarish form. 不由得叹了口气,怎么老是被揭穿,这伪装看来一点都没有用,但当我准备再度使用记忆消除踢的时候,却看到了一个噩梦般的身影。 „Small Rolo!” “小罗罗啊！” Good, this throws suddenly, just wasn't finishing the disaster victims have placed Quest „vicious dog” Momo? Naturally, but must have a face shocking looks at my Diana. 好吧,这突然扑过来的,不正是刚刚结束了灾民安置任务的“猛犬”莫莫吗？当然,还少不了一脸震惊的看着我的戴安娜。 Added anything , to continue to run. 还说什么,继续跑吧。 „I was sufficed! Before the birthday my anything matter does not want to be done, no one want to prevent me to be on leave!” “我受够了！在生日之前我什么事情都不想做,谁都别想阻止我休假！”