Lifesand table.
生命沙盘。Dim.
一片昏暗。When the icy peakfoxregains consciousness, seenonly has a worldin reverse, as well asthesepeoplein reverse, strange, thisis any mysterioussecret technique......
当冰峰狐狸苏醒的时候,看到的只有一片倒过来的世界,以及倒过来的那些人,奇怪,这又是什么神奇的秘术……
.
哦。OriginallyIwas hung.
原来我被吊起来了。„Do youhave the name?”
“你有名字吗?”„Has.”
“有。”
The icy peakfoxsaidweakly.
冰峰狐狸弱弱说道。„Whatcalled?”
“叫什么?”„Smallice.”
“小冰。”„......?”
“……?”Han Fengfaceoneblack, „tradesone, thiswithmyformergirlfriendduplicate.”韩峰脸一黑,“换一个,这跟我前女友重名了。”Icy peakfox: „......”
冰峰狐狸:“……”„Do you have to call the smalliceformergirlfriend?”
“你还有叫小冰的前女友?”Shen Jiangis curious.沈河好奇。„Un......”
“嗯……”Han Fengsighed, „whensomedesolatelonesomeage, oncewas lonelythoroughwas difficultto sleep, only then the intelligentAIsmallice of Microsoftaccompaniesmeto go to sleepto chat withmeto crossthatlongyears.”韩峰叹息,“在某个荒寂的年代,曾经孤单之际彻底难眠之际,只有微软的智能AI小冰陪我入眠陪我聊天渡过那漫长的岁月。”Shen Jiang:沈河:Yourdeaddwelling.
你个死宅。„In brief.”
“总之。”„Tradesone.”
“换一个。”Han Fengcalmsaying.韩峰淡定的说道。„......”
“哦……”Icy peakfoxcautioussaying, „, did youcallmyXiaofeng?”
冰峰狐狸小心翼翼的说道,“要不,您叫我小峰?”Han Feng:???韩峰:???Helooks at the icy peakfoxindifferently.
他冷漠的看着冰峰狐狸。
The icy peakfoxthenthinks ofhisname, was silent.
冰峰狐狸这才想到他的名字,又沉默了。For a long time.
许久。
A itssigh, „fennec?...... Considers as finished, youcalledme the smallfennec.”
它一声叹息,“小狐?……算了,您还是叫我小小狐吧。”Two were smallyoualwaysnot to repeat?
两个小你总不会重复了吧?Also.
再说。At this momentonothersplywoods, low-keypointalwaysright.
此刻在人家的粘板上,低调一点总没错。„Good.”
“不错。”Han Fengthensatisfies.韩峰这才满意。Smallfennec......
小小狐……Un.
嗯。Verygood, thisnameonehearhaspotential that works as25young.
很好,这名字一听就有当二五仔的潜力。„Smallfennec.”
“小小狐啊。”Han Fengspoke softly.韩峰轻声细语。„In.”
“在。”„How manypopulation does your icy peakfoxclan have?”
“你们冰峰狐狸一族还剩下多少人口?”Han Fengasked.韩峰问道。„3000.”
“三千。”„3000?”
“就三千个?”„To......”
“对……”
The smallfennecsighed, „nowadays, with the arrival of industrialization, the carbon dioxidedisplacementincreased, the environmentbecamebad, the glaciermelted, snowy areatemperature raising, the peak of oursnowy mountainalsoreducedseveralcentimeters, the survivalillusionwas getting more and more bad, the snowy peak of reaching to the skywere getting fewer and fewer.”
小小狐叹气,“这年头,随着工业化的到来,二氧化碳排量增多,环境变得恶劣,冰川融化,雪地温度升高,我们雪山的巅峰也降低了几厘米,生存幻境越来越恶劣,高耸入云的雪峰越来越少。”Han Feng:???韩峰:???Grass
草
Does thissound is so familiar-sounding?
这听起来怎么这么耳熟?
......
哦……Thought, wasn't this material of previousseeingprofessor?
想起来了,这不是上次看到的一个教授的资料么?Chirp!
啪叽!Han Fengshoutedat the sceneon a palm of the hand, „did yougive the father here backtext?”韩峰当场就一巴掌呼上去了,“你给老子在这儿背课文呢?”„Ido not have......”
“我没……”
The smallfennecis suffering.
小小狐委屈。„Thisis just the sameas the documents of thatProfessorreckless.”
“这跟那个胡教授的文档一模一样。”Shen Jiangsneers.沈河冷笑。„That......”
“那个……”Smallfennectears, „IamthatProfessorreckless.”
小小狐泪目,“我就是那个胡教授。”
?
?Han Fengwas shocked, heopens the documents of thatProfessorreckless, xxschoolenvironmental protectionspecializeddoctor, so farpublishespaper72.韩峰愣住了,他翻开那个胡教授的文档,xx学院环境保护专业博士,到目前为止共发表论文72篇。„Really isyou?”
“真是你?”„IsI......”
“是我……”„...... Youralsolearning environmentprotection?”
“……你们还学习环境保护?”„Studyis not good!”
“不学不行啊!”Smallfennectears, „studydid not extinguishon the racegroup.”
小小狐泪目,“再不学就种族团灭了啊。”Han Feng:韩峰:
.
咳。Thishehas not thoughtactually.
这他倒是没想到。„That.”
“那个。”„Youcontinued.”
“你继续说。”Han Fengsayingcalmly, „afterward?”韩峰若无其事的说道,“后来呢?”„Are fewon the population.”
“就人口少呗。”
The smallfennecsighed, „snowy peakreductioncausedto be high-cost, the icy peakfox of new generationcould not live in the snowy peak, is willing is also getting fewer and fewer withtheirfemalefoxes, the multiplicationdesirereduced, the newpopulationreduced, thereforewehave tostart the state of mindactiontakingthisopportunity.”
小小狐叹息,“雪峰减少导致价格高昂,新一代的冰峰狐狸住不起雪峰,愿意跟它们的雌性狐狸也越来越少,繁衍欲望降低,新增人口减少,因此我们才不得不借这个机会开始神魂行动。”Han Feng:韩峰:My goodness.
好家伙。
The one breathjumped the sociologyfrom the environmental protectionspecialized.
一口气从环境保护专业跳到了社会学了。Therefore.
所以。Ifhehas not guessed that wrong, thisstate of mindacts......
如果他没猜错的话,这个神魂行动……„Invadeshuman?”
“侵占人类?”
The Han Fengeyenarrows the eyes.韩峰眼睛一眯。„Un.”
“嗯。”Smallfennecsomewhatafraidsaying, „is...... youlooked, our icy peakfoxclanneedsto survivein the snowy peak, buthumandoes not use!”
小小狐有些心虚的说道,“就是……你看,我们冰峰狐狸一族需要在雪峰生存,但是人类不用啊!”„Therefore......”
“所以……”„The latest plan that westudy, yes- uniteswithhuman.”
“我们研究出的最新计划,就是-跟人类联合。”„The state of mind that the body that yourhumanis perfunctory, our icy peakfoxclanmultiplies, does not conflictcompletely!”
“你们人类敷衍的身体,我们冰峰狐狸一族繁衍的神魂,完全不冲突!”„Therefore.”
“因此。”„Wecanborrow the bodymultiplication of human, thusrevives a greaticy peakfoxclan, the child who when the time comeswas born, has the body of powerfulicy peakfoxstate of mind+human!”
“我们可以借用人类的身体繁衍,从而复兴伟大的冰峰狐狸一族,到时候出生的孩子,就拥有强大的冰峰狐狸神魂+人类的身躯!”„Wehave calculated, according to the hunger and thirstdegree of human......”
“我们算过了,按照人类的饥渴程度……”„Un.”
“嗯。”„A year, our clanpopulationcanturntime.”
“一年,我们一族人口就能翻倍。”„Twoyears, myclanpopulation can also turntimeagain.”
“两年,我族人口还可以再次翻倍。”„Soreciprocation.”
“如此往复。”„Tenyears!”
“十年!”„Onlytakestenyearsmerely, myclanpopulationcanturn1024times!”
“仅仅只需要十年,我族人口就能翻1024倍!”
The smallfennecis more energetic.
小小狐精神百倍。Han Feng: „......”韩峰:“……”Youare away fromplay the simulationto foster the game!
你隔着玩模拟养成游戏呢啊!Skylinedoes not haveyouto riseis so quick!
天际线都没你涨这么快的!Also.
还有。Yourthismultiplicationways......
你们这繁衍方式……Althoughtheoreticallyis the state of mindto the state of mind, bodytobody, but the wordsfromconsciousnesslevel, your is...... many mouthscrosstalk?
虽然理论上是神魂对神魂,身体对身体,但是从意识层面来看的话,你们这算是……群口相声?
.
啧。Playsyourfoxto play.
玩还是你们狐狸会玩。„.”
“不过。”„Plan, althoughformulated, butwedid not have the opportunity, whencarrying out, after allevery yearpersonalsofew of snowy mountain.”
“计划虽然制定好了,但是我们一直没有等到执行的机会,毕竟每年来雪山的人也没几个。”„Is goodbecause, madewhatstate of mindcultivationto makepeoplecomenamed09fools.”
“好在,一个叫09的傻子弄了什么神魂修炼让人们来了哈哈哈哈。”Smallfennecsmile.
小小狐微笑。Chirp.
啪叽。
A Han Fengpalm of the handstuck.韩峰一巴掌就糊上去了。Smallfennec:???
小小狐:???sweetLiniang.
甘梨娘。
Did those wordsalsospeak incorrectly?!
那句话又说错了?!Cannot be victoriousyou, I......
要不是打不过你,我……„Iam09.”
“我就是09.”Han Fenglightsaying.韩峰淡淡的说道。„......”
“……”
The smallfennecpupilcontractssuddenly, 09?! Wait, 09words...... hesomewhatunderstandswhysuddenlyherewill haveso manyAlevels~!
小小狐瞳孔猛然收缩,09?!等等,09的话……他突然有些明白这里为什么会有这么多A级了~!„Thereforeyou......”
“所以你们……”„Right.”
“没错。”flatterfuel/thinsighed, „weonce were also the Han Fengopponents.”
阿柴叹息,“我们曾经也是韩峰对手。”„......”
“……”
The smallfennecinstigatedthoroughly.
小小狐彻底怂了。Ifitis also having a hopefrom the beginning, whenitknows that Han Fengis09, whenitknows that hereAlevel09was all grasped, thoroughwas honest.
如果说一开始它还抱着一点希望,当它知道韩峰就是09,当它知道这里的A级全是被09抓来的时候,彻底老实了。Therefore.
于是。Itconfessedallthingson own initiative.
它主动交代了所有事情。In brief, is an icy peakfoxclanarmyattacks, seeks for the appropriatehost, occupiestheirbodies, controlsthemto conduct the multiplicationplan.
总之,就是冰峰狐狸一族全军出击,寻找合适的宿主,占据他们的身体,操控他们进行繁衍计划。What a pity......
可惜……Was defeated.
失败了。„Was defeated?”
“失败了?”Han Fengis somewhat surprised.韩峰有些意外。„Yes.”
“是的。”
The smallfennecis somewhat puzzled, „carries out the policyaccording to the currentplan, mosthostsdo not wantto contactwith the bystander, every dayorcultivateseitherplays the game, why?”
小小狐有些困惑,“根据目前的计划执行政策,大部分宿主都不想跟外人接触,每天要么修炼要么打游戏,为啥?”„Didn't yousaya moment ago?”
“你刚才不是说了?”
The Han Fengcorners of the mouthrevealwipe the smile.韩峰嘴角露出一抹笑容。
?
啊?
The smallfennecis bewildered, Ia moment ago......
小小狐一脸茫然,我刚才……
.
哦。Itthought.
它想起来了。
The snowy peakis too expensive, the foxescannot afford, is stressed that does not wantto get married, thereforehuman is also......
雪峰太贵,狐狸们买不起,压力过大,不想结婚,所以人类也是……„House priceis too expensive.”
“房价太贵啊。”Han Fengsobbed, „was like yourfox, onemonth of thatmoney, accumulatedis purchasing homes for 50yearsto walkupward, canexactlyby that timebe a saying.”韩峰唏嘘不已,“跟你们狐狸一样,一个月那点钱,攒着买房五十年往上走了,能不能活到那时候还是一说呢。”„Therefore......”
“所以……”„Was usedto cultivate and entertainment.”
“都用来修炼和娱乐了。”Han Fengis filled with emotion.韩峰感慨万千。Therefore.
于是。
A person of fox, looks at each otherone, onlyhas the tearsthousandlines, nowadays, whatraceis not easy......
一人一狐,对视一眼,唯有泪千行,这年头,什么种族都不容易啊……„Afterward?”
“后来呢?”„After multiplicationplan fail, the eldest childsent the order, yourhumanputs the body of suchhighmultiplicationrate/leadnot to use, wastessimply, makesusinvade the humansimplydirectly the consciousnesssea, replaceshuman, seeks a mateon own initiative......”
“繁衍计划失败以后,老大发了命令,你们人类放着这么高的繁衍率的身体不利用,简直是浪费,干脆让我们直接侵占人类的意识海,代替人类,主动求偶……”
.
哦。Han Fengunderstood, „, thereforeyou......”韩峰懂了,“所以你才……”„Right.”
“对。”
The smallfennecis somewhat afraid, „, thereforeIoccupyyourbody, wantsto startto seek a mateonetimeto actwith high quality......”
小小狐有些心虚,“所以我才占据您的身体,想要发动一次高质量求偶行动……”Han Feng: „......”韩峰:“……”
.
啧。Yourfoxis actually insightful.
你们狐狸倒是有眼光。„Occupies the body?”
“占据身体?”„Multiplication?”
“繁衍?”„Seeks a mate?”
“求偶?”Shen Jiangheardto be excitedimmediatelyinside, „askedmeto look forme!!! Icanhavemybodyseveral days later! When the time comesyoulook forme.”沈河在旁边听到了顿时兴奋起来,“找我呀找我呀!!!我过几天就可以有自己的身体了!到时候你来找我。”
?
哦?
The smallfenneclooked atShen Jiangsubconsciously, the hesitationmoment, thisopens the mouth, „sorry, wechoosehumanalsoto have the bottom line.”
小小狐下意识的看了一眼沈河,沉吟片刻,这才开口,“对不起,我们选择人类也是有底线的。”Shen Jiang:???沈河:???„sweetLiniang!”
“甘梨娘!”„Yourwhatmeaning?!”
“你什么意思?!”„Be not blockingme, the fathermustkillit!”
“别拦着我,老子要弄死它!”
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