COT :: Volume #6 现实怪物

#540: 第一次上班的女孩


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The second chapter delivers, the collection also misses 13 to 50,000, this poor Daoist results in the collection to renovate the syndrome now, every other 5 minutes renovate one time to remember previous time this sickness time are to issue the new book 第二章送上,收藏还差13个到50000,贫道现在得了收藏刷新综合症,每隔5分钟就去刷新一次记得上次得这个症的时候是发布新书 Naturally, words that at this time such did not make, when the true confusion arrives, from the start did not have the time. ∈↗, 当然,这个时候不这么做的话,等到真正的混乱降临时,就压根没时间了。∈↗, In brief, Wei Xiaobei person under has, but the talented person does not have many, if said according to Shi Yongping that becomes the teacher of Shaolin monk group, can dispatch the monk is as for disciple[s] of surrounding martial arts school, is actually good. 总之,卫小北手下的人有,但人才却没有多少,如果按照释永平所说,成为少林武僧团的教官,就可以调遣武僧乃至于外围武校的弟子,倒是不错。 After all in the hand has to allow the person to enter the Dust World treasure, fries in oil Shovel Fish! 毕竟自己手上有着能够让人进入灰界的宝贝,油炸铲子鱼 Naturally, this fries in oil Shovel Fish to send in the Dust World person to be what kind, Wei Xiaobei has not tested, but this after is a way. 当然,这油炸铲子鱼送入灰界的人会怎么样,卫小北还没有实验过,但这总归是一条途径。 These monks, surrounding disciple[s] trains, then sends in Dust World. 将那些武僧,外围弟子调教一下,然后送入灰界之中。 These monks, surrounding disciple[s] were familiar with the cold weapons combat, in Dust World, is perhaps stronger than many these Sam main strength. 这些武僧,外围弟子原本就熟悉冷兵器作战,在灰界之中,恐怕比那些山姆大兵强出很多。 Un, although moved at heart, Wei Xiaobei also knows, lunch that in this world has not eaten without paying, this Shi Yongping, not only cancelled itself to damage the Buddhist literature the matter, but also proposed that such good matter, has finally certainly the request. 嗯,虽然心里动了,卫小北也知道,这世界上就没有白吃的午餐,这释永平非但抹去了自己损坏佛经的事情,还提出这么好的事情,最终一定是有着要求的。 Grandmaster said that says the boy to itch, but if must rescue the person to come, the boy cannot obey orders.” “大师所言,说得小子心里发痒,但如果是必须救出人来的话,恕小子不能从命。” Wei Xiaobei thinks above the arrived life-saving finally, but he is not that type for the advantage on the person who the moral integrity falls place. 卫小北最终还是想到了救人之上,但他也不是那种为了好处就节操掉一地的人。 First said, is not chaotic, has any matter first to talk clearly quite well, otherwise, cannot save the person, perhaps is busy at work white. 先说后不乱,有什么事情还是先说清楚比较好,否则的话,救不出人,恐怕白忙活一场。 Naturally this matter cannot reach an agreement, Wei Xiaobei will also save others, after all others entered the Buddhist scriptures pavilion by oneself. 当然就算这事说不好,卫小北也会去救人,毕竟人家已经让自己进入藏经阁了。 Naturally is not this matter, matter of life-saving, Donor Wei with all one's heart good, the old buddhist monk wants saying that if the tumultuous times arrive. Also asked Donor Wei to look in this friendship, when necessary, extended the helping hands to Shaolin.” “自然不是此事,救人的事情,卫施主尽心就好,老衲想说,若是乱世降临。还请卫施主看在这个情分上,在必要的时候,向少林伸出援助之手。” This time Shi Yongping appears extremely solemn and respectful, pouring makes Wei Xiaobei slightly a little embarrassed. Finally nodded to acknowledge this matter. 此时的释永平显得极为肃穆,倒让卫小北略微有点不好意思。最终点头应诺了此事。 Then, both sides seemed form the ally to be common but actually, but has not signed contract forget it. 如此一来,双方倒好似结成了盟友一般,只是没有签署盟约罢了 But no matter Wei Xiaobei, Shi Yongping knows, by the manner of opposite party. So long as this matter nodded, then has become effective, is insufficient like these non- good swindler, even if there is a contract, does not have the least bit to work. 但不管是卫小北,还是释永平都知道,以对方的为人。这事只要点了头,那么就算是生效了,不至于像那些无良的骗子一样,即便有合同,也丝毫没有半点效力可言。 After settling this matter, Wei Xiaobei made the hand to prepare to enter the Dust World matter. 说定此事之后,卫小北就作手准备进入灰界的事情了。 Enters Dust World in Shaolin Monastery, which aspect no matter from is unrecommendable. 在少林寺里进入灰界,不管从哪个方面都是不可取的。 First, according to the experience of Wei Xiaobei, millennium ancient temple like Shaolin Monastery, in Dust World. Perhaps is more intrepid than White Pagoda Mountain! 首先,根据卫小北的经验,像少林寺这样的千年古刹,在灰界里。恐怕比白塔山更为强悍! Shi Yongping did not approve that Wei Xiaobei enters Dust World from Shaolin, as for reason, Shi Yongping as if a little hard thing to bring up. 就连释永平也不赞成卫小北从少林进入灰界,至于原因,释永平似乎有点难言之隐。 Therefore Wei Xiaobei said goodbye simply, descended the mountain, returns to the arrived hotel. 因而卫小北索性告辞,下了山,回到了酒店。 Wei Xiaobei also thinks the room in hotel at first, because the time surpassed is sent back, finally in a hall inquiry, some people continued the expense for oneself. 卫小北最初还以为酒店的房间因为时间超过被退掉了,结果在大厅一询问,已经有人为自己续了费用。 It seems like should be the person in Shaolin Monastery. 看来应该是少林寺的人了。 Wei Xiaobei nodded, on this point, that Shi Yongping does is careful. 卫小北点了点头,就这一点来说,那位释永平做得还算仔细。 Returned to the room, Wei Xiaobei to take a bath comfortably. 回到房间,卫小北舒舒服服洗了一个澡。 Regarding present Wei Xiaobei. The vitality is quite exuberant, the martial arts boundary arrives in upper level Astral Vigor, this has also created a trouble, the formidable mortal body is quenching every day. In the internal organs wait / etc. organ of toxin impurities massive discharge through the skin. 对于现在的卫小北来说。生命力极为旺盛,武学境界抵达罡劲上层,这也就造成了一个麻烦,强大肉身每日都在淬炼之中。内脏腑等等器官的毒素杂质大量通过皮肤排出。 Only requires day of time, on Wei Xiaobei will emit the rich perspiration taste. 只需要一天时间,卫小北身上就会冒出浓郁的汗味。 Conceivable, Wei Xiaobei has treated the quick six days of time in the Buddhist scriptures pavilion, the flavor that body accumulation gets down was rich. 可以想象,卫小北在藏经阁里足足待了快六天时间,身上积累下来的味道有多么浓郁了。 Here, Wei Xiaobei a little admired that Shi Yanming, at least he has not seen smell of Shi Yanming after smelling oneself. Has action that the least bit knits the brows. 说到这里,卫小北还是有点佩服那个释延明了,至少他没有看到释延明在闻到自己身上气味后。有半点皱眉的举动。 Must know, after enter hotel, along the way past tourist, was in the service young lady as for hall counter, could not bear frown, shuts the breath. 要知道,当自己进入酒店之后,沿途过去的游客,乃至于大厅柜台里的服务小姐,都忍不住皱起了眉头,闭住了呼吸。 The water in nozzle flows Sturdiness has become jet black, Wei Xiaobei washed for a half hour just now to give up. 喷头里的水流淌过身体变得漆黑,卫小北足足洗了半个小时方才罢手。 Feels becomes bright and clean skin, Wei Xiaobei comfortable sighing. 摸着重新变得光洁的皮肤,卫小北舒服的叹了口气。 Binds the bath towel to return to the bedroom, Wei Xiaobei to prepare to change the clothes, entered Dust World, the liquor has prepared. 裹着浴巾回到卧室,卫小北正准备换上衣服,进入灰界,酒已经准备好了。 In returning to the background buys, according to the shop boss is good wine that the Shaolin Monastery back side of the mountain spring brews. 在回来路上买的,据店老板说是少林寺后山清泉所酿造出来的美酒。 As for is the truth, Wei Xiaobei has not gone to investigate, even if has doped the industrial alcohol, he had not been worried, by own present Vitality, even if one bottle of phosphate insecticides drinks, most is also a belly small pain meeting, afterward the powerful mortal body all will discharge the toxin. 至于是不是真话,卫小北并没有去追究,就算是掺杂了工业酒精,他也没有丝毫担心,以自己现在的体质,就算是一瓶敌敌畏喝下去,最多也就是肚子小痛一会,随后强悍的肉身就会将毒素尽数排出。 It can be said that if regards as this expulsion of toxin ability a skill, the Wei Xiaobei expulsion of toxin skill at least should above Near Perfection. 可以这么说,如果将这种排毒能力视为一个技能的话,卫小北的排毒技能至少应该在炉火纯青之上了。 But at this moment, the plane of head has made a sound. 但就在这时,床头的座机响了起来。 Hello, are you lonely? Needs to chat?” “喂,你寂寞吗?需要聊天么?” Wei Xiaobei has wiped a moist hair, just picked up the phone, has broadcast a voice of charming check person on hearing. 卫小北抹了一把湿润的头发,刚拿起电话,就听得里面传来了一个娇媚勾人的声音。 Does not need!” “不需要!” Wei Xiaobei knitting the brows head, although he has not experienced these, but at least he has heard, will have many wonderfully the telephone to force one's way into the hotel frequently, was born from this many jokes. 卫小北皱了皱眉头,虽说他没有见识过这些,但至少他听说过的,在酒店经常会有很多“美妙”的电话打进来,也由此诞生了很多笑话。 Not to mention Wei Xiaobei must enter Dust World now, even if not enter Dust World, wants to look for a pleasure, not in hotel. 且不说卫小北现在要进入灰界,就算不进入灰界,想要找点乐子,也不会在酒店里。 hanging up the phone, Wei Xiaobei changes the clothes, um, the hair is a little moist, Wei Xiaobei shook the head gently, the intention moves, immediately slight electric current along the moist hair spread, among the moments, the quantity of heat of hence bringing then all dries out head moisture. 挂掉电话,卫小北换好衣服,嗯,头发还有点湿润,卫小北轻轻摇了摇头,心念一动,随即一阵轻微的电流沿着湿润的头发蔓延,片刻之间,由此带来的热量便将头上的水气尽数烤干。 Naturally, such also means have Wei Xiaobei to be sufficient. 当然,这样的办法也就只有卫小北才能够用。 His mortal body intrepidly and not only manifests in the skin, Muscle, the skeleton, internal organs these aspects, the hair is also different from the average man. 他的肉身强悍并不仅仅只是体现在皮肤,肌肉,骨骼,内脏这些方面,就连头发也与常人不同。 Simply speaking, is quite tenacious, is very difficult to clip with the ordinary scissors, and similarly has the Wei Xiaobei that Flame immunity effect, even if with the cigarette lighter fever, the hair will not burn to send out the burnt taste. 简单来说,极为坚韧,用普通剪刀很难剪短,并且同样拥有卫小北火焰免疫的效果,即便是用打火机烧,头发也不会燃烧发出焦糊味。 Un, if the average person with this move, will then have two possibilities. 嗯,如果是普通人用这招的话,那么就会有两个可能。 The first possibility is the hair is burnt the hemp fancy steamed roll by the electric current directly, the second possibility is the hair directly gives off heat the combustion, turns into the torch. 第一个可能是头发被电流直接烫成麻花卷,第二个可能则是头发直接发热燃烧,变成火炬。 Looked in a mirror, Wei Xiaobei touches the chin, sighed one lightly, own charm attribute in washed after the Buddha strength has also promoted along with two branch attribute promotion, was really a little troublesome, looked in a mirror including oneself has an inexplicable narcissistic feeling. 照了照镜子,卫小北摸了摸下巴,轻叹一声,自己的魅力属性在经过佛力洗涤之后随着两个分支属性的提升也跟着提升了,真是有点麻烦,连自己照照镜子都有一种莫名的自恋感。 arrived at this time, Wei Xiaobei a little believed the legend of European that narcissus flower actually. 到了这时,卫小北倒是有点相信欧洲那个水仙花的神话传说了。 Own present charm attribute reached arrived 28.42, was felt to oneself a little that by oneself, if that Nall Suosi charm attribute surpasses 40 points, but also has the narcissistic lethal possibility. 自己现在的魅力属性已经达到了28.42,就让自己对自己有点那个感觉了,如果那个纳尔希索斯的魅力属性超过40点,还真有自恋致死的可能。 Shook the head, discards indulging in flights of fancy in mind, Wei Xiaobei turns one bottle of Shaolin spring liquor the bottle cap, when prepares to drink, doorbell sound. 摇了摇头,将脑海里的胡思乱想丢掉,卫小北扭掉一瓶少林清泉酒的瓶盖,就在准备喝下的时候,门铃响了。 Service people? 服务员? Forgot that hung the sign that declined disturbs in the entrance? 难道自己忘记在门口挂谢绝打扰的牌子了? Wei Xiaobei walks to open the door, simultaneously in mind while, discovered one have indeed hung the sign. 卫小北一边走过去开门,同时在脑海里过了一边,发现自己的确是挂了牌子的。 The gate opens, in the meantime, the left hand of Wei Xiaobei pushed out, attempts to woman pushing out: „Do you do?” 门打开,同时,卫小北的左手就推了出去,将一个企图冲进来的女人给推了出去:“你干什么?” The women are drawing the heavy powder, puts on exposed the short skirt, should about 20 years old, Wei Xiaobei from the average person angle feel that can hit for 90 points to the opposite party, if adds on before again, good soft feel, probably was the level of university department flower rank. 女人画着浓妆,穿着暴露的短裙,应该在20岁左右,卫小北从普通人角度感觉可以给对方打90分了,如果再加上之前不错的柔软手感,大概是大学系花级别的水平了。 Woman who by Wei Xiaobei shoving open somewhat is actually unexpected, from the start where has not noted the hand of Wei Xiaobei to touch arrived, but somewhat indignant looks at the opposite party. 卫小北一把推开的女人倒是有些猝不及防,压根就没有注意到卫小北的手摸到了自己什么地方,只是有些愤愤不平的看着对方。 The words said the experience that Sister Zhang who leads the group passes on is not easy-to-use, anything one has wormed one's way into, the man is not lascivious, only if the ugly girl. 话说带班的张姐传授的经验不好用啊,什么一钻进去了,男人没有不好色的,除非是丑女。 Look that sees the woman, Wei Xiaobei knows that this is first day goes certainly to work, otherwise, is impossible seems a being a scapegoat steamed stuffed bun same confronts with. 见到女人的神色,卫小北就知道这一定是第一天上班的,否则的话,怎么也不可能好似一个受气包子一样的与自己对峙。 Although Wei Xiaobei has not looked has accepted a job offer girl, but also knows probably, if are the call girl, will gang up with the guest by any means possible, but does not confront. 卫小北虽说没有找过应招女郎,但大概也知道,如果自己是应召女郎的话,会千方百计勾搭客人,而不是对峙。 I, I ask you to chat.” “我,我找你聊天。” The confrontation several seconds, this woman, or should say is a girl, the consciousness should not have this condition probably, and in knowledge instruction that before accepted, should oneself as if smile flatters? 对峙数秒时间,这女人,或者应该说是女孩,大概意识不应该出现这种状况,并且之前接受的知识传授里,自己似乎应该笑得更媚一些? Sorry, I must sleep, please do not disturb me again, thanks.” “对不起,我要睡觉了,请不要再打扰我,谢谢。” Saw charming smile that the heavy powder girl squeezes out reluctantly, Wei Xiaobei back is goose flesh emits, immediately righteousness words loses a few words, closes to cage! 看到浓妆女孩勉强挤出的媚笑,卫小北后背就是一阵鸡皮疙瘩冒出,随即义正言辞的丢出一句话,关门上锁! Good, accurate, this girl's charming smile seems to the feeling of Wei Xiaobei such as the flower buckles the nostril to throw in front of arrived general Terror! 好吧,准确来说,这女孩的媚笑给卫小北的感觉就好似如花扣着鼻孔扑到了自己面前一般的恐怖 After closing, Wei Xiaobei draws a conclusion, any is not smiling of the heart, always Terror, either disgusting, either awkward, or sends coldly. 关门之后,卫小北得出一个结论,任何不是发自内心的笑,总是恐怖的,要么让人恶心,要么让人尴尬,或者发寒。 Bang bang bang! 嘭嘭嘭! Wei Xiaobei to prevent the service person opens the door, has made a phone call with the plane to the service desk, indicated one need to make up thinks that does not need any room service. 卫小北为了防止服务员开门,用座机给服务台打了一个电话,表示自己需要补觉,不需要任何客房服务。 When hanging up the phone, after capturing the telephone line, Wei Xiaobei hears out of the door to hear the vent -type kicking gate sound, is sad and rapid, is one, making Wei Xiaobei not know whether to laugh or cry. 待到挂掉电话,拔掉电话线之后,卫小北就听到门外传来发泄式的踢门声,沉闷而急促,然后就是一声哎哟,让卫小北哭笑不得。 To come to be that girl looks for gate flying into a rage, finally injured itself. 想来应该是那个女孩找门发气,结果伤了自己。 But all these had nothing to do with Wei Xiaobei. 但这一切都与卫小北无关了。 Wei Xiaobei worked on wine bottle thump thump to drink. 卫小北抓起酒瓶咕咚咕咚的喝了下去。 Three bottles get into the stomach, Wei Xiaobei lies on the bed falls into to the lethargic sleep, figure is transparently gradually, finally seems three d pictures that blacked out vanishes in the air. 三瓶下肚,卫小北躺在床上陷入到昏睡之中,身形逐渐透明化,最终好似断了电的三d景象消失在空气之中。 Zizi 兹兹 Wei Xiaobei revived from the lethargic sleep, opens the eye to observe the situation rapidly for one week, all around safe, the dust has covered in the room all furniture, the ground, the window curtains is tattered, under swaying of cool breeze, makes the strange sound. 卫小北从昏睡中苏醒了过来,迅速睁开眼睛环视一周,四周无事,灰尘覆盖了房间内所有家具,地面,窗帘破烂,在清风的吹拂下,发出怪异的声音。 Entered Dust World! 进入灰界了! Close your eyes, Wei Xiaobei started the induction pulse immediately, in this strange Dust World, first determined that all around safety condition without doubt is the first essential factor! 闭眼,卫小北随即启动了感应脉冲,在这个陌生的灰界里,首先确定四周安全情况无疑是第一要素! Seemed the radar same induction pulse then covers instantaneously has been centered on the Wei Xiaobei radius 500 meters round spheroid range. 好似雷达一样的感应脉冲瞬间便覆盖了以卫小北为核心半径500米的圆球体范围。 High and low about around does not have existence of life body.( To be continued.) „”, Reads most newly the most entire novel! 上下左右前后都没有生命体的存在。(未完待续。)“”,看最新最全的小说!
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