ps: Thank the horizon say|way Venerable to hit to enjoy 588, flatter 77, bustling places were just permanent, all various professions duplicate all various professions hit to enjoy 100. ps:感谢天涯道尊打赏588,阿刚77、红尘恒、行行复行行打赏100. Vomit! 呕！ After Reflex comes, Wei Xiaobei puts out a hand to search into the throat hurriedly, attempts to put out the meatball that eats up, he does not think, because the food poisoning like this hangs. 在反应过来之后,卫小北急忙伸手探入喉管,企图将那吃下的肉丸吐出,他可不想因为食物中毒就这样挂掉。 But after retching has met, besides some Hardtack disgusting mixtures to spitting, cannot see the least bit meatball the residual. 但在干呕了一会之后,除了将一些压缩饼干的恶心混合物给吐之外,就看不到半点肉丸的残渣。 Will toss about some dizziness brain bulges, since this, it seems like is also own life. 将自己折腾得有些头晕脑胀,既然这样,看来也是自己的命。 One are inexpensive life one, what also fears? Wei Xiaobei in smiles bitterly at heart silently. 自己就是贱命一条,还怕什么？卫小北在心里默默苦笑。 Must say that Wei Xiaobei this for a lifetime completely is the experience of ordinary people. 要说卫小北这一辈子完全就是普通老百姓的经历。 The Wei Xiaobei family is also an ordinary family. 卫小北的家庭也是一个普通的家庭。 The father is a worker in local state-run small factory, mother is the grade teacher, is quite ordinary. 父亲是当地一个国营小厂的工人,母亲是小学教师,极为普通。 When attended the elementary school, Wei Xiaobei has the broad ideal, any scientist, General, the big rich and powerful people every kind have fantasized, the result was also quite outstanding. 在读小学的时候,卫小北有着远大的理想,什么科学家,将军,大富豪样样都幻想过,成绩也是相当优秀。 With the local words, this kid actually fine, is the material of foremost person in the field. 用当地话来说,这娃儿硬是要得,是个状元的料。 But the arrived junior middle school, the playroom of full avenue, the video recording room attracted Wei Xiaobei all energy. 可到了初中,满大街的游戏室,录像室吸引了卫小北所有的精力。 After tests into the district high school reluctantly, Wei Xiaobei to turn into the bad student who has skipped classes frequently from the past excellent in conduct and academy good student. 在勉强考上县高中后,卫小北已经从当年品学兼优的好学生变成了一个经常逃课的坏学生。 After the college entrance examination is disadvantageous, the parents simply have thought some means deliver the arrived army it. 在高考不利之后,父母就索性想了一些办法将其送到了部队。 In the army, Wei Xiaobei has roused actually, the class three merit citation has not attained, but excellent soldier many also took several, with the words of army leader, Wei Xiaobei is the material that becomes a soldier inborn. 在部队的时候,卫小北倒是重新振奋了一把,三等功没拿到,但优秀士兵多少也拿了几个,用部队领导的话来说,卫小北就是一个天生当兵的料。 Therefore, the army led to give back to Wei Xiaobei to report the army college entrance examination. 为此,部队领导还给卫小北报了军队高考。 Must say Wei Xiaobei, if can be admitted to military academy, not necessarily is not a very good outlet. 要说卫小北如果能够考上军校的话,未必不是一条很好的出路。 But could not be admitted to the military academy to Wei Xiaobei of Learning loathing very finally, finally retires from the armed services to go home. 但已经对学习十分厌恶的卫小北最终没能考上军校,最终退伍回家。 According to the idea of Wei Xiaobei, by own fine performance, returning to the local work to be good. 按照卫小北的想法,以自己的优良表现,回到地方工作应该不错。 But Wei Xiaobei also underestimated this way of the world, returning to the hometown, Wei Xiaobei to discover district accumulator cell factory that the unit that one assign soon goes bankrupt unexpectedly. 但卫小北也太小看了这个世道,回到家乡,卫小北发现自己分配到的单位竟然是快要破产的县蓄电池厂。 After on two months of class, Wei Xiaobei voluntarily resigns, carries the backpack to come to the arrived green lake city, became in the big city works. 上了两个月的班后,卫小北就自行辞职,扛着背包来到了翠湖市,成为了大城市里的打工一员。 Whenever recalled all these times, Wei Xiaobei cannot help but somewhat lamented, if initially well Learning, tested into Qinghua Beijing University Fudan, how mixed the present saying that should also be any divisional managers. 每当回想起这一切的时候,卫小北就不由得有些悔恨,如果自己当初好好学习,考上清华北大复旦,混到现在怎么说也应该是什么部门经理了。 Must know Mr. Corporation who own present goes to work is also only ordinary graduation forget it. 要知道自己现在上班的公司老总也就只是一个普通一本毕业罢了。 Naturally this world anything has not regretted after the fact can eat. 当然这个世界没有什么后悔药可以吃。 Wei Xiaobei planned to mix like this for a lifetime, waits to get old, is left over a savings to return to one's old home to make a small-scale business, is on intimate terms while convenient anything. 卫小北原本就打算这样混一辈子,等上了年纪,存下一点积蓄回老家做个小生意,顺便相个亲什么的。 However now, did oneself destiny as if present the new branch? 不过现在,自己命运似乎又出现了新的分岔？ Waited for that the unknown destiny is a very brutal matter. 等待未知命运是一件很残酷的事情。 Wei Xiaobei feels some bellies of paining to lie on the bed, one share stale taste drills into the nostril, making him continually sneeze 78. 卫小北摸着有些隐隐作痛的肚子躺在床上,一股子霉味钻入鼻孔,让他一连打了78个喷嚏。 Must die dies. 要死就死吧。 After several sneezes, how Wei Xiaobei does not know, the heart has relaxed, lay has rested on the bed. 在几个喷嚏之后,卫小北不知道怎么的,心放宽了,躺在床上休息了起来。 A series of changes after awaking this, the Wei Xiaobei spirit collapses seems must be cut off general, just now relaxed a point until this time, the feeling is especially exhausted. 在睡醒之后的这一系列变化中,卫小北的精神崩得好似要断掉一般,直到这时方才放松了一点,感觉格外疲惫。 Shortly, Wei Xiaobei unknowingly is falling into to the dreamland. 没多久,卫小北就在不知不觉陷入到梦乡之中。 „ Said that hits hits, goes ahead! Practices acquiring a skill to be hit to throw the grenade-throwing, can aim to throw throws far...... „ “说打就打,说干就干！练练手中枪掷投手榴弹,瞄得准来投呀投得远……“ A brief capable, rapid powerful singing sound awakened from the sleep Wei Xiaobei. 一阵简短精干,急促有力的歌声将卫小北从睡梦中惊醒了过来。 This is one of army songs the Wei Xiaobei becoming a soldier time studies, the name is not quite clear, is called the training song probably, was elected to serve a meal the beforehand formation to frequently sing the song, after one group of coarse masters are pulling a bumpy throat rave, then fires into the cafeteria 这是卫小北当兵时候所学的部队歌曲之一,名字不太清楚,大概叫做练兵歌,经常被选成开饭之前的队列必唱歌曲,一群糙老爷们扯着坑坑洼洼的嗓子一阵狂吼之后,然后冲向食堂 , The imposing manner is actually broad, just likes the hungry tiger descends the mountain. ,倒是气势恢宏,犹如饿虎下山。 Naturally, on the present, this was only Wei Xiaobei recalls forget it to past one. 当然,就现在而言,这只是卫小北对昔日的一种回忆罢了。 After Wei Xiaobei was awakened first Reflex is puts out a hand to grasp to placing spatial wine bottle, but this grasps actually failed, lets the Wei Xiaobei originally somewhat blurry brain immediately one startled, opens the eye to look that actually discovered one still in rented room, is lying on the bed, near pillow cell phone is putting the alarm clock. 卫小北被惊醒之后的第一反应便是伸手抓向放在身边的空酒瓶,但这一抓却落了空,让卫小北原本有些迷迷糊糊的脑子顿时一惊,睁开眼睛一看,却发现自己依然在出租屋内,正躺在床上,枕头边的手机正放着闹钟。 It is not right! Wei Xiaobei haunches Sturdiness to observe the situation. 不对！卫小北撑起身体环视一圈。 The floor, the dust on table vanished, oneself several days ago just pasted Zhang Liangying playbill on wall to be brand-new, Zhang Liangying that charming face appearance is still brilliant. 地板,桌子上的灰尘消失了,自己几天前刚贴在墙上的张靓颖海报崭新无比,张靓颖那娇媚的颜容依然光彩照人。 Places the sweet orange and apple on small tea table not rotten, the landlord boss changes soon aluminum alloy window not to present Mao Lu, does not have the fissure. 放在小茶几上的广柑、苹果没有腐烂,房东老板才换不久的铝合金窗户也没有出现毛卤,没有裂痕。 In brief, in the room all returned to the original condition. 总之,屋内一切恢复了原状。 This what's the matter? 这怎么回事？ Before , is a dream? But was this dream too also real a point? 难道之前就是一个梦？但这个梦也太真实了一点吧？ Wei Xiaobei recovers, along with, even if puts out a hand to touch toward the waist, a hard thing inserts on the waist leather belt. 卫小北回过神来,随即便伸手朝着腰间一摸,一个硬邦邦的东西插在腰间皮带上。 Is that the dagger, found the dagger that from the otaku room, but turned just liked the penknife size, the hilt did not have, after this was by the Slug body fluid corroded the result. 是那把匕首,从宅男房间里找到的匕首,只不过变成了犹如削笔刀大小,刀柄也没了,这是被鼻涕虫体液腐蚀之后的结果。 Wei Xiaobei was shocked immediately, afterward puts out a hand to trace the pants pocket, inside that cigarette lighter , the bedside is still putting a worn-out backpack, opens looks, the mineral water and Hardtack, the pornographic pictorial as well as that Guan Mingjun work identification come clearly into view, but Classic of Mountain and Seas was corroded tattered by the Slug body fluid. 卫小北顿时愣住了,随后又伸手摸了摸裤袋,里面那打火机还在,床边放着一个破旧的背包,打开一看,矿泉水、压缩饼干,色情画报以及那张关明君的工作证历历在目,只不过山海经被鼻涕虫体液腐蚀得更加破烂。 Wei Xiaobei back gives birth to cold sweat inexplicably. 卫小北后背莫名生出一层冷汗。 Nyima! What's all this about? Are one has a dream or real experience? 尼玛！这是怎么回事？自己是做梦还是真实的经历？ Wei Xiaobei has rubbed the face, switches off the cell phone alarm clock, sat a meeting on the bed, looks that outside dawn weather is in a daze, in the mind rapidly is actually revolving. 卫小北揉了揉脸,将手机闹钟关掉,在床上坐了一会,看着外面蒙蒙亮的天色发呆,脑海里却在飞速的运转着。 Before woke up, discovered that entire world seemed fast went forward for over a hundred years, all things appeared worn-out incomparable, then looked for the arrived dagger, went to the sales store, looked for the arrived water and food, ran into the man and Slug, later has killed giant Slug, after coming back, for a while has eaten up the meatball carelessly. 之前自己醒来,发现整个世界就好似快速前进了上百年,所有东西都显得破旧无比,然后自己找到了匕首,去了小卖部,找到了水和食物,遇到男人与鼻涕虫,之后干掉了巨型鼻涕虫,回来后一时不慎吃下了肉丸。 After train of thought long time, Wei Xiaobei cannot find out to understand. 思绪了良久之后,卫小北也没能想出个明白来。 But quick Wei Xiaobei did not need to think. 但很快卫小北就不用多想了。 In belly suddenly overwhelming, the pain results in the Wei Xiaobei face whiten, has to take the rolled paper to break in the bathroom. 肚子里突然之间翻江倒海,痛得卫小北脸色苍白,不得不拿着卷纸就冲入了卫生间。 Rumble thump! 咕噜咕噜咚！ One after another just likes the sound that talks nonsense in more than a points of square meter bathroom of blasts out, afterward an odor spreads, is smelly Wei Xiaobei to retch. 一连串犹如放屁的声响在一个多点平方米的卫生间内炸开,随后一股恶臭就蔓延开来,臭得卫小北一阵干呕。 Wei Xiaobei lowers the head looked that almost such sits in the urinal. 卫小北低头一看,差点就这么一屁股坐在便池里。 The snow white urinal changed color, above moistened completely some massive pitch-black bloodstains as well as meat froth shapes things. 雪白的便池已经变色,上面沾满了大量的乌黑血渍以及一些肉沫状的东西。 Let Wei Xiaobei look on the face some blanches, oneself do not hang? 让卫小北看得脸上有些发白,自己不会要挂了吧？ Shortly, Wei Xiaobei felt relieved slightly that along with this crazy, the severe pain in Wei Xiaobei abdomen reduces immediately, Sturdiness also became comfortable. 没多久,卫小北略微放下心来,随着这一通狂拉,卫小北腹中的剧痛随即减轻,身体也变得舒服了很多。