CLC :: Volume #7

#698: Frolicking Buddha


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But until this time, Song Zhong sobered from your this blurry boundary, had a look at about the lively scene hurriedly, had a look at itself on again that Buddhists unique golden light, completely was the stance that did not make a mistake. 而直到这个时候,宋钟才从你这迷迷糊糊的境界里清醒过来,急忙看看左右热闹的场面,再看看自己身上那一袭佛门弟子特有的金光,完全是一副不之所错的架势。 The Song Zhong heart said that I do not have, when bald donkey? How did this touch with bald donkey that the type changed is the same?” 宋钟心说,“我没有当秃驴啊?怎么这摸样就变的和秃驴一样了?” But at this time, made the Song Zhong pleasantly surprised matter occur again, he suddenly realized that own strength, after passing bitter prison, was promoted the boundary of Primordial Stage initial period at one fell swoop, was equal to Buddha of Buddhism. 而就在这个时候,一件让宋钟惊喜的事情再次发生,他竟然察觉到自己的实力,在度过苦狱之后,一举晋级到了混元初期的境界,就是相当于佛门的佛陀。 This makes him be pleasantly surprised, what is happy is progressing by leaps and bounds of strength, but what startled was this process also was too rather quick, some Song Zhong fears can have repercussions. 这让他又惊又喜,喜的是实力的突飞猛进,而惊的是这个过程未免也太快了些,宋钟有些害怕会有后遗症 Also at this time, Furious Eyes Guardian Deity led numerous Buddhists to appear in front of Song Zhong, to him about 11 rituals, then smiled, „ congratulated Master the nephew, today complete finally, achievement Buddha golden body. 也就是在这个时候,怒目金刚带着众多佛门弟子出现在宋钟面前,对他合11礼,然后笑到,“恭喜师侄,今日终的圆满,成就佛陀金身。 " I? Buddha? " Song Zhong hear that, is surprised to say immediately that senior, you doesn't play me? When did I become a monk?” "我?佛陀?"宋钟闻言,顿时大吃一惊道,“前辈,你不是玩我吧、?我什么时候成和尚了?” He He, haven't you heard? A bitter prison, vertical achieving Buddhahood these words?” “呵呵,你难道没有听说过吗?一出苦狱,立地成佛这句话吗?” Not Song Zhong silly [say / way]: What meaning is this saying?” “没有”宋钟傻乎乎的道:“这话是什么意思啊?” He He!” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity shows a faint smile, afterward explained: This saying is very simple, you must know that the bitter prison is not the place of hi penalty person, but is the institute of test Buddhists practicing, although said that will withstand the tribulations of eight cold eight hot eight suffering of life hells in, but will quenching also the mind and mortal body, making him be reborn, bath hot rebirth. Suffers hardships, the advantage are more, once withstands the complete sea of bitterness, arrives at the other shore, that vertical will achieve Buddhahood 1, therefore, congratulates you, you now are Buddha!” “呵呵!”怒目金刚微微一笑,随后解释道:“这话很简单,你要知道,苦狱可不是hi惩罚人的地方,而是考验佛门弟子修行之所,虽然说,在里面会承受八寒八热八苦地狱的磨难,但是同时也会淬炼心灵与肉身,使其脱胎换骨,浴火重生。受苦越多,好处越多,一旦承受全部苦海,到达彼岸,那就会立地成佛1所以,恭喜你,你现在已经是佛陀了!” Song Zhong hear these words, immediately silly in that stayed the half of the day, [say / way] that does not know whether to laugh or cry: But, don't I want to be the monk? "”, This may be beyond control you! ” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity deceitful smiles, then said: Was good, this place is not the speech place, you come along with me!” 宋钟听完这些话,顿时就傻在那了,呆了半天,才哭笑不得的道:“可是,我不想当和尚啊?"”嘿嘿,这可由不得你了!”怒目金刚奸诈的一笑,然后道:“好了,此地不是说话的地方,你随我来!” Then, he then brings Song Zhong to approach his temple line to go. 说完,他便带着宋钟向自己的庙宇行去。 The time is not big, Song Zhong returned to others that temple with Furious Eyes Guardian Deity. 时间不大,宋钟就跟着怒目金刚回到了人家的那座庙宇中。 After coming back, Furious Eyes Guardian Deity first makes person look at the place to Song Zhong. Becoming Song Zhong of Buddha, had the qualifications to sit in front of Furious Eyes Guardian Deity. 回来之后,怒目金刚首先让人给宋钟看座。成为佛陀的宋钟,已经有资格在怒目金刚面前坐着了。 Afterward Furious Eyes Guardian Deity then said with a smile: How? I said that you and my Buddha are destined to meet? Now you passed bitter prison , the achievement Buddhism main road, is really likes unsurpassedly!” 随后怒目金刚便笑道:“如何?我说你与我佛有缘吧?现在你果真度过了苦狱,成就佛门大道,真是无上欢喜!” May celebrate the surrounding Buddhists also together with a smile to salute encouraging to say to Song Zhong. “可喜可贺”周围的佛门弟子也一起笑着对宋钟施礼道。 Song Zhong may, no matter this, hurries to beckon with the hand, leaves, this and still permissible is not I am willing to work as, was clearly forced to do something desperate by you?” 宋钟可不管这个,赶紧一摆手,到,“别,这和尚可不是我愿意当得,分明就是被你逼上梁山的啊?” Ha Ha, this showed that you and my Buddha are destined to meet, the person who must otherwise, want to go to the bitter prison has plenty of such people, why I do not compel others, compels you?” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity grinning [say / way]. “哈哈,这才证明你与我佛有缘,要不然的话,想去苦狱的人大有人在,我为何不逼别人,偏偏逼你呢?”怒目金刚笑嘻嘻的道。 Facing the Furious Eyes Guardian Deity nearly shameless opinion, Song Zhong direct was speechless, he also acts shamelessly to say simply: In any case I, no matter, I am not the monk!” 面对怒目金刚近乎无耻的言论,宋钟直接无语了,他索性也耍赖道:“反正我不管,我就是不当和尚!” He He, this may be beyond control you!” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity grinning [say / way]: As the saying goes enters Buddhism deep all sea, you already come it, then settles it!” “呵呵,这可由不得你喽!”怒目金刚笑嘻嘻的道:“有道是一入佛门深四海,你还是既来之,则安之吧!” I, if restless it?” Song Zhong probe cautiously said. “那我要是不安之呢?”宋钟小心翼翼的试探道。 Some of my Buddhism many rules and regulations, anger Bright King they will also help you turn a new leaf!” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity at a moderate pace [say / way]. “那我佛门也有不少清规戒律,怒火明王他们会帮助你改邪归正的!”怒目金刚不紧不慢的道。 Politeness that although Furious Eyes Guardian Deity said that but expression Reed threatens the meaning obviously actually cannot be obvious. Clearly i.e., your boy, if till dares to refuse to accept to project on you to be convinced! 虽然怒目金刚说的客气,但是语气里德威胁之意却明显的不能再明显了。分明就是说,你小子要是敢不服就打到你服气为止! But Furious Eyes Guardian Deity this strength is tyrannical , the persistently unreasonable person, Song Zhong immediately did not have the slight office. 怒目金刚这种实力强横,却又蛮不讲理的人,宋钟也顿时是没有了丝毫的办。 The play when Song Zhong cannot find way out, some below people came up the repayment saying that suddenly Asura Xue woke, is summoning outside waiting. 剧在宋钟一筹莫展的时候,下面有人突然上来回报说修罗雪已经醒过来了,正在外面等待召见。 Furious Eyes Guardian Deity one hear, came the spirit immediately, immediately told, asking her to come in ”. 怒目金刚一听,也顿时来了精神,马上吩咐道,请她进来”。 Therefore that disciple receives an order immediately, the time is not big, brought Asura Xue. After Asura Xue arrived here, first saw the Song Zhong new image, whole body golden color Fokuang to cover, after the brain, had the Buddhism unique seven color corona, saw is an obtaining enlightenment eminent monk. 于是那位弟子马上领命出去,时间不大,就把修罗雪带来了。修罗雪来到这里之后,第一眼就看见了宋钟的新形象,浑身金色佛光笼罩,脑后还有佛门特有的七彩光环,怎么看都是一位得道高僧。 This makes Asura Xue be surprised immediately, runs up to front of Song Zhong hurriedly, surprised [say / way]: „Has husband, how you, been the monk well?” 这让修罗雪马上就大吃一惊,急忙跑到宋钟面前,惊奇的道:“夫君,你怎么好好的,当了和尚啊?” You think that I do think?” Song Zhong the face was saying painstakingly: To not save you, I prefer honor to life?” “你以为我想啊?”宋钟苦着脸道:“还不是为了救你,我才舍生取义的?” One hear of Song Zhong this saying, Furious Eyes Guardian Deity and other Buddhists cause not to know whether to laugh or cry immediately, Furious Eyes Guardian Deity ridicules to say directly: Is good your not knowing good from bad boy, is converted my Buddha, is the prefer honor to life?” 一听宋钟这话,怒目金刚等佛门弟子顿时使哭笑不得,怒目金刚直接笑骂道:“好你个不知好歹的小子,皈依我佛,就是舍生取义?” I look in any case almost!” Song Zhong the face was saying painstakingly: Also is not same can break up a family?” “反正我看差不多!”宋钟苦着脸道:“还不是都一样的要妻离子散?” Who said that wanted you to break up a family? Furious Eyes Guardian Deity forced smile [say / way] my Buddhism does not forbid to find a wife to give birth! “谁说要你妻离子散了?怒目金刚苦笑道”我佛门也不禁止娶妻生子的! Really?” After Song Zhong hear, immediately difference [say / way]: But, what rules and regulations don't you have? What Eight Prohibitory Commands also called?” “真的?”宋钟听后,顿时差异的道:“可是,你们不是有什么清规戒律吗?还叫什么八戒?” That is to the disciple of practicing, you have achieved Buddhahood, naturally does not have that many customs!” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity helpless answered. ”, I understood " the Song Zhong hurried [say / way]: Is Buddha can live a life of dissipation at will, but the disciple must observe the rules and regulations, right?” “那都是对修行的弟子而言,你已经成佛了,自然没有那么多规矩!”怒目金刚无奈的解释道。”啊,我明白了"宋钟急忙道:“就是佛陀可以随意吃喝嫖赌,但是弟子必须遵守清规戒律,对吧?” To your head?” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity is mad directly obloquies saying that how could you did see us to live a life of dissipation?” “对你个头啊?”怒目金刚气得直接大骂道,“你何曾看见我们吃喝嫖赌了?” No, no!” Song Zhong hurries to pretend non-involvement the relations, then said: But your words?” “没有,没有!”宋钟赶紧撇清关系,然后道:“可是你刚才的话?” I meant that achieved Buddhahood the later custom not to be strict, can find a wife to give birth, but cannot handle the dishonorable matter as before!” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity depressed [say / way]: Moreover, the disciple can not observe the rules and regulations, this need looks at the gate that they practice. So-called Buddha is boundless, the gate that can achieve Buddhahood are many and varied, the custom is also different, cannot be generally spoken! Did you understand?” “我是说,成佛之后规矩就没有那么严格了,可以娶妻生子,但是依旧不可以做伤天害理的事情!”怒目金刚郁闷的道:“另外,弟子也不是非要遵守清规戒律的,这需要看他们修炼的门。所谓佛无边,可以成佛的门多种多样,其中规矩也不尽相同,不可一概而论!你懂了吗?” Disciple understood!” Song Zhong knows that now cannot offend him, hurried respectful complies, is probing then the [say / way]: Senior, my this monk, since does not have that many customs, whether to handle affairs at will?” “弟子明白了!”宋钟知道现在得罪不起他,急忙恭敬的答应下来,然后再试探着道:“那前辈啊,我这个和尚,既然没有那么多规矩,是不是可以随意行事了?” Em, even if you returns to Immortal World, does not have anything.” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity stares to say. “恩,就算是你回归仙界,也没有什么。”怒目金刚瞪着眼睛道。 Furious Eyes Guardian Deity worthily is Furious Eyes Guardian Deity, this eye stared has had the infinite dignity, frightened the whole body to tremble Song Zhong, hurries to comply saying: Disciple knew!” 怒目金刚不愧是怒目金刚,这眼睛一瞪就生出了无穷威严,把宋钟吓得浑身一哆嗦,赶紧答应道:“弟子知道了!” Em!” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity then moderate nod, said that understands well . Moreover, the incident needs now on the office, since you became Buddha, but also needs the number and Title of Enlightenment name is “恩!”怒目金刚这才缓和的点点头,道,“明白就好,另外,还有一事需要现在就办,你既然已经成为佛陀,还需要号和果位称呼才是” Em!” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity lowers the head to think immediately that then gains ground saying that you, since is the Chaos Titan Clan person, then simply number Hun Wu! As for lay family name Song Zhong, do not use again, was really is coarse!” “恩!”怒目金刚随即低头想了想,然后抬头道,“你既然是混沌巨灵族的人,便索性号混无!至于俗家名字宋钟,就不要再用了,实在是难听死了!” After Song Zhong hear, the face was saying immediately painstakingly: Hun Wu? What number did this call? I felt that might as well Song Zhong is of pleasant to hear?” 宋钟听后,却立刻苦着脸道:“混无?这叫什么号啊?我感觉还不如宋钟好听呢?” I am listening of pleasant to hear good, what's wrong? Do you have the opinion?” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity look bad [say / way]. “我听着好听就好,怎么?你有意见吗?”怒目金刚神色不善的道。 „!” Song Zhong hurries very honestly replied. He does not dare to provoke this Emperor Stage master, sur- senior, if he tidies up oneself, struggles hard not to have the place to cry. “没有没有!”宋钟赶紧很老实的回答道。他可不敢招惹这位帝级高手,外加前辈,要是他收拾自己一顿,苦斗没地方哭去。 Furious Eyes Guardian Deity white Song Zhong, has not paid attention to him, but continues saying: Since you have the family to have industry, we are not good to break up you, gives you to arrange Pleasure Buddha Title of Enlightenment, is actually good!” 怒目金刚白了宋钟一眼,没有理会他,而是继续道:“既然你有家有业,我们也不好拆散你们,那么,给你安排个欢喜佛果位,倒是不错!” Pleasure Buddha?” Song Zhong hear that, that face instantaneously on red is the same with the boiled steamed crab. Asura Xue at the same time also shows the whites of the eyes, knows that this Furious Eyes Guardian Deity is not affable, she will directly definitely jump to scold may not, where has to the person who others the husband place Pleasure Buddha this priesthood? Doesn't this help Song Zhong be a womanizer outside? 欢喜佛?”宋钟闻言,那脸瞬间就红的和煮熟的大闸蟹一样。一边的修罗雪也是直翻白眼,要不是知道这位怒目金刚不好惹,她肯定会直接跳起来开骂不可,哪有给别人老公安插欢喜佛这种神职的人?这不是帮着宋钟在外面沾花惹草吗? What a pity Asura Xue when one's position is lowly one's words carry no weight, although is angry also can only endure. 可惜修罗雪人微言轻,尽管生气也只能忍着。 Song Zhong is not very actually willingly, because his many also knows, this Pleasure Buddha is not good Title of Enlightenment, is host world men and women carries on the priesthood of sexual intercourse radically, in other words, he is the tube loving couple. 倒是宋钟很不甘心,因为他多少也知道一点,这欢喜佛可不是什么好果位,根本就是一个主持人间男女进行房事的神职,换句话说,他就是管男欢女爱的。 If this has spread in Immortal World, this Mount Tai Great Emperor where can toward put? Thinks of this, Song Zhong hurries to decline said: Senior, this Pleasure Buddha Title of Enlightenment was too high, I cannot withstand, do you again trade one?” 这要是在仙界传开了,他这位东岳大帝的可往哪里搁啊?想到这,宋钟赶紧推辞道:“前辈,这欢喜佛果位太高了,我承受不起,您还是再换一个吧?” Other Title of Enlightenment can not find a wife to give birth, or carries on the matter of having sexual intercourse, if you are willing to observe these rules and regulations, I trade individually to you also becomes!” A Furious Eyes Guardian Deity face villainous smile [say / way]: But the issue is, you are defending such pretty wife, abandons the appropriate proper monk really?” “其他的果位都不得娶妻生子,或者进行行房之事,你要是愿意遵守那些清规戒律,我给你换个别的也成啊!”怒目金刚一脸奸笑的道:“可问题是,你守着这么漂亮的妻子,真舍得当正经和尚?” This ~~~ Song Zhong one hear of this words, then again could not speak immediately. “这~~~”宋钟一听此言,顿时便再也说不出话来了。 Ha Ha Furious Eyes Guardian Deity and the others saw that immediately laughs. “哈哈”怒目金刚等人见状,顿时哈哈大笑起来。 Was good, since you do not have other opinions of opposition, then this matter such decided!” Furious Eyes Guardian Deity laughs to say afterward. Comes the person, hurries to prepare the Buddha principle celebration, we must hold to sit the stage ceremony for new Pleasure Buddha!” “好了,既然你没有其他反对的意见,那么此事就这么定了!”怒目金刚随后大笑道。“来人,赶紧准备佛理庆典,我们要为新的欢喜佛举行坐台仪式!” Compliant!” Numerous Buddhists comply with one immediately, then starts to bustle about. “遵命!”众多佛门弟子随即答应一声,然后就开始忙碌起来。 At this moment, Song Zhong does not have the slight office, can only , whatever others organize. In several Buddhism can greatly under the direction, Song Zhong was brought to arrive at behind, carries on the guidance of etiquette, simultaneously gives back to him to put on clothes the appearance, needs the appearance that it makes into a cardinal virtue eminent monk. 事到如今,宋钟也没有丝毫的办,只能任凭人家摆布。在几位佛门大能的指引下,宋钟被带到后面,进行礼仪的教导,同时还给他穿衣打扮,务求将其弄成一位大德高僧的样子。
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