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#171: Super embarrassed matter

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„This ~” Madame Institute Master, as soon as listens to this word, immediately under the whole face awkward place, said: „Actually, that tea leaves, before your several Plane/Planar!” “这个~”掌院夫人一听此言,顿时满脸尴尬的地下头,道:“其实,那茶叶,就在您几位面前！” „In front of us? Which?” After several people listen, hurries to look over a wide area to sweep away, but had not found, immediately one face surprise is looking at Madame Institute Master. “我们面前？哪呢？”几个人听后赶紧游目横扫,可就是没找到,随即都一脸诧异的望着掌院夫人。 Under absolutely cannot be helped, Madame Institute Master has to refer to the wooden basin of oneself under foot awkwardly, said: „Here?” 万般无奈之下,掌院夫人只好尴尬的指了指自己脚下的木盆,道:“在这里？” „Em?” Several people vision direction of fire that wooden basin, simultaneously on the face have filled the doubts immediately. “恩？”几个人立刻就将目光射向那个木盆,同时脸上都充满了疑惑。 „Is this foot basin? Does your family put here the tea leaves?” The old man of bald person cannot bear [say / way] that ablazes with anger. “这是个洗脚盆吧？你家把茶叶放这里？”秃顶的老者忍不住怒气冲冲的道。 „Does not put here. With here!” Madame Institue weak [say / way]. At this time, she also probably realized that tea leaves has the issue. Otherwise so will not be regarded as important by three Divided Spirit masters, therefore spoke the appearance that somewhat lacked in resonance. “不是放这里。是用在这里！”学院夫人弱弱的道。此时,她也大约意识到那茶叶有问题。不然也不会被三位分神高手如此看重,故而说话都有些底气不足的样子。 But after Madame Institue this spoke, was the surrounding person instantaneously silly? Crossed some little time, the old man of bald person gets strength back, then a face in short supply [say / way]: „You, you will not say that you are using it to wash foot?” 而学院夫人此言说完之后,周围一圈人瞬间就傻了？足足过了好一会,秃顶的老者才缓过劲来,然后一脸紧张的道:“你,你不会是说,你在用它洗脚吧？” „This” this. The female apprentice said that takes a bath to let skin Bai Zan with the tea leaves. ” Madame Institue afterward whole face awkward [say / way]: „In the tea leaves of disciple family, it is worst, therefore others used it!” “这个”这个。师姐说,用茶叶洗浴可以让皮肤白暂。”学院夫人随后满脸尴尬的道:“弟子家的茶叶里,就它最差,所以人家就用它了！” „ The masters of my three Divided Spirit times hear this word, blue veins stick out suddenly, the angry glare such as the wheel, is good to hang has not irritated while still alive! “我三位分神期的高手听闻此言,一个个青筋暴起,怒目如轮,好悬没活活气死！ But Hong Ying directly fell into the stupid condition. Institue is quite steady, obstinately brave very this pass. Then [say / way] resolutely: „Three teacher's younger brothers, how this said that also makes the good tea! Actually the function is the same!” 而鸿影则直接陷入了痴呆状态。还是学院比较稳重,愣是勇敢的挺过了这一关。然后毅然决然的道:“三位师叔,这怎么说也是泡好的茶水啊！其实作用还是一样的！” As soon as three old men listen, immediately fell into being in a dilemma region. The water for foot-washing indeed is very dirty very dirty thing, but the issue is, does not drink must continue the card the bottleneck, perhaps again crosses for several hundred years. Exhausts to perish on Life Essence, if broke through the bottleneck, at least can strive for 2,000-3,000 years of life for oneself. 三位老者一听,顿时就陷入了两难的境地。洗脚水的确是很脏很龌龊的东西,可问题是,不喝就得继续卡着瓶颈,说不定再过几百年。就得寿元耗尽而亡,要是突破了瓶颈,至少能为自己争取两三千年的寿命。 However, they have the status obtaining enlightenment person of high skill after all extremely, if closes right up against drinks the water for foot-washing life, that have't can become the entire Cultivation World laughingstock? The Mystical Sky sect big reputation , is also shamed? 但是,他们毕竟乃是极有身份的得道高人,要是靠着喝洗脚水活命,那还不得成为全修真界的笑柄啊？玄天道宗偌大的名头,也得跟着蒙羞啊？ In brief, does not drink damages life, has drunk disgraced. This water for foot-washing drinks does not drink, but also is really one. Make people be hard to make difficult problem of choice! 总之,不喝就损命,喝了就丢人。这洗脚水到底喝还是不喝,还真是一个。让人难以作出选择的难题！ But Madame Institue has not known what's the matter, one hear of Institue words, she had gawked at that time, hurried [say / way]: „Husband, what do you mean? Did this also call the tea? Obviously is water for foot-washing?” 而学院夫人还不知道是怎么回事呢,一听学院的话,她当时就楞了,急忙道:“夫君,你这是什么意思啊？这怎么还叫茶水呢？明明是洗脚水啊？” „The meaning of your husband is, making us spend the high price, buys your water for foot-washing to drink!” [Say / Way] that the old man anger of bald person soars to the heavens “你夫君的意思是,让我们花大价钱,买你的洗脚水喝！”秃顶的老者怒火冲天的道 „, Can't?” As soon as Madame Institue listens, was immediately silly, hurried [say / way]: „Husband, were you silly? How can like this?” “啊,不会吧？”学院夫人一听,顿时就傻了,急忙道:“夫君,你傻了啊？怎么可以这样？” „!” Institue awkward cough two, then smile bitterly saying: „Was not I was silly, was really, that” in brief, even if were the water for foot-washing, was very valuable! Believes me! ” “咳咳！”学院尴尬的咳嗽两声,然后苦笑道:“不是我傻了,实在是,那个”总之啦,就算是洗脚水,也很值钱的！相信我吧！” „?” Madame Institue is once more silly, immediately asked hurriedly: „Husband, what is that tea leaves? Why so will attach great importance to by the elder?” “啊？”学院夫人再次傻住,随即急忙问道:“夫君,那茶叶到底是什么啊？为何会如此被长辈重视？” „, Madame. Believes me, you do not want to know that I believe that you good that this matter forgets!” [Say / Way] that Institue sympathizes extremely. “哦,夫人。相信我,你不会想知道,我认为,你还是将此事忘记的好！”学院极为体贴的道。 Madame Institue is also the lord who in an eye cannot rub the sand, where will be resigned to be kept in the dark? Therefore she immediately angry [say / way]: „Few idle talk, told me quickly, what tea was that?” 学院夫人也是个眼里揉不得沙子的主,哪里会甘心被蒙在鼓里啊？所以她立刻恼怒的道:“少废话,快告诉我,那是什么茶？” „Institue saw the madame to be really anxious, does not dare to continue to conceal, has to smile bitterly saying: „ Yes, Dao Comprehending Tea!” “学院见夫人真急了,也不敢继续隐瞒,只好苦笑道:“是,悟道茶！” „Dao Comprehending Tea?” Madame Institue stares first, along with [say / way] that even if surprised: „Dao Comprehending Tea? Is that type can help the Divided Spirit above master break through Dao Comprehending Tea of bottleneck?” “悟道茶？”学院夫人先是一愣,随即便大吃一惊的道:“悟道茶？难道是那种可以帮助分神以上高手突破瓶颈的悟道茶？” „Right, is that thing!” Institue helpless nod said. “没错,就是那东西！”学院无奈的点点头道。 Dao Comprehending Tea as super high level gadget, let alone small Nascent Soul cultivator, is Divided Spirit cultivator has seen are not many, is a Mystical Sky sect is filthy rich, therefore these three have the opportunity from elder there experience to Dao Comprehending Tea, therefore then recognizes. Changes a Divided Spirit master, different definite opinion. The Little Fatty nine females in Nine Beauties Painting cultivate, somewhat is strange, finally has not actually recognized this Dao Comprehending Tea. Therefore Mr. and Mrs. Institue cannot recognize. Also is the extremely normal matter. 悟道茶作为超级高阶的玩意,别说小小的元婴修士了,就是分神修士见过的也不多,也就是玄天道宗财大气粗,所以这三位才有机会从长辈那里见识到悟道茶,故而这才认得。换一个分神高手,都不一定见过。就连小胖手里的九美图中的九位女修,都只是有些奇怪,却最终并没有认出这种悟道茶来。所以学院夫妇认不出来。也是极为正常的事情。 However cannot recognize, actually does not represent them not to know this thing the value. Because can help high level cultivator break through the thing of bottleneck to be very few, therefore this Dao Comprehending Tea was the given name outside, almost Nascent Soul above cultivator had already heard. 但是认不出来,却不代表他们不知道这东西的价值。由于能够帮助高阶修士突破瓶颈的东西少之又少,所以说这悟道茶早已是大名在外,几乎元婴以上的修士都听说过。 Therefore as soon as Madame Institue listens to the Dao Comprehending Tea name, immediately has thought that after the confirmation of Institue, she, directly fell on the bed has cried. 故而学院夫人一听悟道茶的名字,就立刻想了起来,经过学院的证实之后,她二话没说,直接倒在床上哇哇的哭了起来。 Institue had a scare. Comes hurriedly the consolation, Madame Institue is then crying the [say / way]: „My. Oh, I wash foot with Dao Comprehending Tea unexpectedly, but also has used 12! Husband, you have thought important document spirit treasure, we are what a pity underfinanced, always do not get so far as, but the present arrives, my 223 C spirit treasure wash foot! This. How this may ask me to have a face sub you!” ” 学院吓了一跳。急忙过来劝慰,学院夫人这才哭着道:“我的个。天哪,我竟然用悟道茶洗脚,还一口气用了12！夫君,你一直想要件灵宝,可惜我们财力不足,总是弄不到,可现在到好,我223丙件灵宝来洗脚！这。这可叫我怎么有脸亚你啊！”” „Madame, Madame, in the past!” Institue also wants to cry but have no tears, is also no wonder the madame, therefore spoke hurriedly the consolation. “夫人,夫人,过去就算了！”学院也是欲哭无泪,可是也怪不得自己夫人,故而急忙出言劝慰。 Hong Ying must not exposed to mother cry, therefore hurries saying: „Mother, not with Dao Comprehending Tea washing foot? This does not have anything, the daughter for serveral days, took it to rinse mouth daily!” 鸿影也见不得母亲哭,所以赶紧过来道:“娘,不就是拿悟道茶洗脚吗？这没什么的,女儿这些天,天天都拿它漱口呢！” Hong Ying such remarks, person both olds and youngs in room almost must faint. 鸿影此言一出,一屋子的人老老少少几乎都要晕过去。 [Say / Way] that the old man of bald person does not know whether to laugh or cry immediately: „Ok your boy, wife washes foot with Dao Comprehending Tea, the unmarried girl uses the Dao Comprehending Tea makeup mouth, you are more conceited than me!” 秃顶的老者随即哭笑不得的道:“行啊你小子,老婆用悟道茶洗脚,闺女用悟道茶妆口,你丫比我还牛气呢！” Institue by reddening all over the face that he said that also had no alternative. Has to smile bitterly saying: „Teacher's younger brother, isn't this does not know? In any case things have gotten to this point, complained again is not useful. At present although this trough tea somewhat is slightly dirty, is the effect also , is the total Bucas bottleneck better? You could rest assured that whoever buys. I will keep one's mouth shut, will not tell others absolutely this is the water for foot-washing!” 学院被他说的满脸通红,却又无可奈何。只好苦笑道:“师叔,这不是不知道吗？反正事已至此,再埋怨也没有什么用。眼下这盆茶水虽然稍稍有些脏,可是效果还在,总比卡瓶颈要好啊？您放心,无论谁买去。我都会守口如瓶的,绝对不会告诉别人这是洗脚水！” „Right!” Madame Institue is also hurried the [say / way]: „Dao Comprehending Tea such precious thing, even if were we said that turned into the water for foot-washing, affirmed that nobody did believe?” “对对！”学院夫人也急忙道:“悟道茶这么珍贵的东西,就算是我们说变成洗脚水了,也肯定没有人信啊？” One hear of their saying, three people somewhat were so excited immediately. But Hong Ying at the same time also hurriedly said: „Right right, if you shut out the flavor not to be good, can take to season, then soaked walks!” 一听他们这么一说,三人顿时都有些心动。而一边的鸿影也急忙跟着道:“对啊对啊,要是你们嫌弃味道不好,可以拿出来晒干了,然后再泡就走了！” Hong Ying this word, makes one group of people not know whether to laugh or cry immediately. Beard old man helpless answered, „you think inadequate that Dao Comprehending Tea can the repeat in cycles use? This thing only then first swelling time has the function, even if the flushing water, will wash away the ideal condition again completely, thus turns into the waste thoroughly!” 鸿影此言,顿时让一群人哭笑不得。山羊胡老者无奈的解释道,“你以为悟道茶是能循环往复用的不成？这东西只有第一次冲泡的时候有作用,哪怕再冲水,都会完全将意境冲毁,从而彻底变成废物！” „, That is this, can it at least now also use?” Hong Ying stares adorable big eye saying: „Do you want? If you do not want, I have preserved it, then sold to others to go!” “啊,那就算是这样,它至少现在还能用啊？”鸿影瞪着可爱的大眼睛道:“那你们要不要？要是你们不要,我就保存了它,然后卖给别人去！” As soon as three elders listen to this word. Frowns to look mutually, finally shakes the head unexpectedly together. The beard old man smiles bitterly saying: „cultivator, what realizes from experience is a heart. If not know beforehand is water for foot-washing, drank has also drunk. But clearly knows that is the water for foot-washing also drinks, that will cast at heart the shadow, later wants to progress again, but was difficult!” 三位长者一听此言。皱着眉头相互看了看,最终竟然一起摇摇头。山羊胡老者苦笑道:“修士,体悟的是道心。如果事先不知道是洗脚水,喝了也就喝了。可是明知道是洗脚水还喝,那心里就会留下阴影,以后再想进步,可就难了！” „Good, this trough washing foot fire, it seems like we have not had the good fortune to enjoy something, you hurry to look. Wen Yuhu preserves it, then attains at the large-scale auction to sell out! The tea price that although swells like this will be lower, but almost can also receive in exchange for spirit treasure!” The old man of bald person also afterward said. “不错,这盆洗脚火,看来我们是无福消受了,你们还是赶紧找个。温玉壶将其保存下来,然后拿到大型的拍卖会上卖掉吧！虽然这样冲泡的茶水价格会低一些,可是差不多也能换取一件灵宝了！”秃顶的老者也随后道。 „Em!” The red surface old man nods afterward, then said: „You move immediately, I have the matter. First exits to take a stroll!” Then, his personal appearance in a flash, changes to the blue light to vanish together instantaneously does not see. “恩！”红面老者随后点点头,然后道:“你们马上行动吧,我还有事。先出去溜达溜达！”说完,他身形一晃,化作一道青光瞬间消失不见。 Sees so in a hurry, several other people who this fellow walks stare. The heart said that he is first time comes this obviously, what urgent matter can have? 见这家伙走的如此匆匆,其他几个人都是一愣。心说,他明明是第一次来这一界,能有什么急事啊？ „Wait / Etc.!” The old man suddenly complexion of bald person changes, yelled: Little Fatty there also has a pot! Walks quickly, cannot make him forestall! ” Then, he also instantaneously disappears. Last beard old man was links an idle talk without enough time saying that. “等等！”秃顶的老者忽然脸色一变,大叫道:小胖子那里还有一壶呢！快走,不能让他抢先啦！”说完,他也瞬间消失。最后一位山羊胡老者更是连一句废话都来不及说,就跟着去了。 Originally they have thought that pot Dao Comprehending Tea that Little Fatty soaks, just because of also 12 ready-made tea leaves, therefore they disregarded Little Fatty to make good that pot tea. But now is different, 12 good tea turned into the water for foot-washing, that Little Fatty that pot tea has become on the nature the treasure. 原来他们都想到了小胖才才泡的那一壶悟道茶,刚刚是因为还有12现成的茶叶,故而他们都无视了小胖已经泡好的那一壶茶。可现在就不一样了,12好茶变成了洗脚水,那小胖的那一壶茶就自然成了宝贝。 Although had been drunk two cups, but the Little Fatty pot should not have 45 cups of appearances. Although is also the remnant tea, but pours after all from the pot, therefore is also clean. 尽管已经被喝了两杯了,可是小胖的壶不应该还有45杯的样子。虽然也算是残茶,可是毕竟是从壶里倒出来的,故而还算是干净。 In order to break through the bottleneck, drinks a remnant tea calculates anything, the ratio drinks the water for foot-washing not to know that in any case stronger many times. Therefore they so overtaking hurriedly, for fear that Little Fatty also drank up the remaining tea. 为了突破瓶颈,喝点残茶又算的了什么,反正比喝洗脚水不知道要强多少倍。所以他们才如此急匆匆的赶过去,生怕小胖把剩下的茶水也喝干了。 I am the Can immortal of lascivious heart divide the immortal to shear the shining line to touch 我是淫荡心的灿仙分仙割灿灿线触 And said that Little Fatty and Shui Jing, after drinking Dao Comprehending Tea, entered the mysterious spiritual bond Dual Cultivation condition, has not known how long, two people finally sobered. Although this time cannot make them be promoted directly, but harvests as before greatly, satisfying them quite. 且说小胖和水静,在喝了悟道茶之后,就进入了玄妙的神交双修状态,也不知道过了多久,二人才终于清醒过来。虽然这一次没有能够让他们直接晋级,可是依旧收获巨大,让他们都极为满意。 After they wake, the heart has cleverness smiled, just to speak, actually suddenly discovered does not suit, the surroundings three dreadful old men closely were staring at them unexpectedly. 两人醒过来之后,心有灵犀的相视一笑,刚想说话,却忽然发现不对劲,周围竟然有三个猥琐的老头正紧紧盯着他们。 Little Fatty and Shui Jing are the younger generations, naturally does not dare to be disrespectful, is hurried to pay a visit. Three elders are very kind beckoning with the hand, then the beard old man smilingly felt the beard to speak a few words, „, has not thought that your two people hid here Dual Cultivation unexpectedly!” 小胖和水静都是晚辈,自然不敢失礼,急忙过来拜见。三位长辈很是和蔼的一摆手,然后山羊胡老者笑眯眯的摸着胡子说了一句话,“嘿嘿,没想到你二人竟然躲在这里双修！” One that Little Fatty and Hong Ying leap immediately suppressed the face red. Little Fatty facial skin its thick incomparable, red one, how can Shui Jing actually bear this? Angry stamping the feet, greeting did not hit on the direct imperial sword flies away. 小胖和鸿影顿时腾的一下就把脸憋红了。小胖脸皮其厚无比,红一下也就罢了,水静却如何受得了这个啊？气恼的一跺脚,招呼也不打就直接御剑飞走了。
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