Chen GuangthenlookstoHuang Changming, is quite uncomfortable, youmustdragmeto come, Igive you face, will be tryingandthesetwoacting coolgoodsgreets, Iwill be plotted againstbythis.陈光回头看向黄昌明,相当不爽,要不是你非得拖我过来,我给你面子,才会试着和这两个装逼货打招呼,我才会遭这暗算。
The peoplelive a face, the treelive a skin, whatmost important?
人活一张脸,树活一张皮,什么最重要?
The faceis most important!
面子最重要!Thisismustbe mad the ghostold man!
这是要气煞老夫啊!At this timeamong the Chen Guangindividuallive broadcastsin the barragealsoexploded.
此时陈光的个人直播间里弹幕也炸了。
, When does the versatileelder brothereatexcessivelyshrivelled, whensomepeopleexcessivelydaresinversatileElder Brotherfrontsuchacting cool?
过分呐,全能哥什么时候吃过瘪,什么时候有人敢在全能哥面前这样装逼?
Can thisendure?
这能忍?
Does the carefulversatileelder brothermicro blogaddamong the live broadcasts30 millionfansperson of spittlebeing drown to deathhow are you?
小心全能哥微博加直播间三千万粉丝一人一口唾沫星子淹死你们好吗?
Did 30 millionfansyoufear?
三千万粉丝你们怕不怕?OnEarthinevery200individuals, has a versatileelder brother'sfan?地球上每两百个人里面,就有一个全能哥的粉丝好吗?Thinks this reallygoodfierceappearancecarefully.
仔细想这真的好厉害的样子。„Thesetwogoodsentrained, versatileCosta Rica Stationis notifyingthem, don't theirbuttocksmove? Alsoappearance that installsnot to hear?”
“这两货太拽了,全能哥站着跟他们打招呼,他们屁股都不挪一下?还装没听到的样子?”„Entrains! Whocomes out the cell phone numberfleshes of thesetwogoods, the baldgloriousfraternity'sthirdcorpsgoto demolishinstantly!”
“拽个屁啊!谁把这两货的手机号码人肉出来,光头荣耀兄弟会第三战队即刻前往爆破!”„Bomber aircraftstartsinstantly!”
“轰炸机即刻启程!”„Reflectionallianceinthis! Whodareshurriedly! Suspects the life the anustothem!”
“反光联盟在此!谁敢造次!肛到他们怀疑人生啊!”„Before possiblytheyare the discontentedversatileelder brother, is too rampant, thisalsohas nothingwellstrange. However their did not have the bearing, toodid not show due respect for the feelings.”
“可能他们是不满全能哥之前太嚣张,这也没什么好奇怪的。不过他们这也太没气度了,太不给面子了。”„Ifelt that thesetwogoodsare hapless, the versatileelder brotherwill punch the person?”
“我感觉这两货要倒霉,全能哥会揍人的吧?”„Possibly, suchbigconference, howis how goodto beginto hit the person.”
“怎么可能,这么大的会议现场呢,怎么好动手打人。”„Meaning can the versatileelder brothersuffer loss or injustice without redress?”
“意思就是说全能哥要吃闷亏了?”„Heinvestedso much money atthismatterafter all, shouldexercise forbearance, so as to avoidgoes wrong?”
“他毕竟在这事上投了这么多钱,应该会忍让着点,免得出乱子吧?”Anotherhead, Huang Changmingputs upbyButlerandplainCangnanat the fire of high-piled firewood, chokes with rageuncomfortably.
另一头,黄昌明被巴特勒与朴仓南两人架在火堆上,也非常难受窝火。Chen Guangthatfullisunexpectedlookalsostareshimwhishcool, a lot ofwrongful treatment.陈光那满是不虞的眼神儿也瞪得他心里飕飕的凉,一肚子冤屈。Huang Changmingmused,Ihave not expectedthese twoto fail to see the bigger problem.
黄昌明暗想,我也没料到这两人这么不识大体啊。
The Chen Guangdeepsorptionair/Qi, is restraining by force the temperament, just likein the barragesaid,underthisbig crowd of people, in the conference sitemajorityare the knowledgepeople, todaythisacademic conference, roughly can also be the languagedivision/disciplinegloballyto compel the standardhigh the conference.陈光深吸着气,强压着脾气,正如弹幕里所说,这大庭广众之下,会场里大多数都是学问人,今儿个这学术会议,大体也算得上是语言学科全球范围内最高逼格的会议。Ifoneselfshake the fistto quarrel, evenBailuolow grade, will also have not the goodimpact.
如果自己就这么挥拳相向,平白落了下乘,还会带来不好的影响。But ifmadehimturn head, hethought that was not particularly happy.
但如果让他就这么扭头走了,他又觉得分外不痛快。Especiallyheard after Butler*GayeandplainCangnanthesetwogoodsentered for the tomorrow'scompetitionlink, hefeltoneselfcannotwalk away.
尤其是听说巴特勒*盖伊和朴仓南这两货都报名参加了明天的竞赛环节之后,他更觉得自己不能一走了之。AlthoughthesetwoSunZeicultivate the behavioris really badenough, but since theywill not handle mattersbecame the permanent member of the world languageassociation, was not explaining that theydo have the truly learned and genuinely talented?
虽然这两孙贼做人实在有够糟糕,但既然他们这么不会处事都当上了世界语言协会的常任理事,不正说明他们有真才实学吗?Has itself , the championnaturallydoes not havetheirshares, but the grand prizepondreaches as high as100 million, even iftheytakefirstten, thatmoneyare also a lot of!
有自己在,冠军自然没他们的份,可总奖金池高达一亿,哪怕他们拿个前十名,那钱也不少啊!Thinks ofthis, the masterheart that light/onlyneverwantsto suffer a lossdisliked.
一想到这,从来不想吃亏的光老爷心头就更膈应了。Alsoswept the face, flungcoldface, thenunexpectedly must shell outtothesetwogoodspays out the bonus!
又给人扫了面子,又给人甩了冷脸,回头居然还得自掏腰包给这两货发奖金!In did the world have a ratiothismore provokingmatter?
世上还有比这更让人生气的事情了吗?Except that the ancestral gravewas dug, foreheadgreen, this is probablybrokenmattersecond to none?
除了祖坟被刨,脑门被绿,大概这破事已经无出其右了吧?Therefore, Imustmakeanything, makingthesetwogoodspay the price!
所以,我得做点什么,让这两货付出代价!Imustmaketheirone centnot fish!
我得让他们一分钱都捞不到!Youdid not say that Ido usemoneyto insultyourspecialties?
你们不是说我用金钱侮辱你们的专业吗?Finally your twogoodsnothypocriticalparticipation?
结果你们这两货不还是口是心非的参赛了?Is shortpulls the glory of whatscholartome, youtomoneyto come of old man!
少给我扯什么学者的荣耀,你们就是冲着老夫的钱来的!„Mr.Butler, Mr.plain, thisis the sponsor of thisworldlanguagemeeting, the chairman of skylightbroker, Chen GuangMr.Chen.”
“巴特勒先生,朴先生,这位是本次世语会的赞助商,天光经纪的董事长,陈光陈先生。”Huang Changmingwas also ready for any sacrifice, ButlerandplainCangnan, although the positionin the world languageassociationis very high, but the central government powerless in local, thinks it overChen Guangthisdonor unable to offendeventually.
黄昌明也豁出去了,巴特勒和朴仓南虽然在世界语言协会里地位很高,但终究天高皇帝远,思来想去还是陈光这个金主更得罪不起。Hesimplyis direct the pestlebehindtwo people, patstwo peopleshouldersto saywith the handrespectively.
他索性直接杵在两人背后,用手分别拍着两人肩膀说道。Butler*GayeandplainCangnanthiscannotpretendto look but not seeagain.
巴特勒*盖伊和朴仓南这回可不能再装作视而不见了。Two peopleturned headneatlyslightly, are sidewaysto look atHuang Changming, in the nosesnort/hum the sound, „Presidentyellowwas good.”
两人齐刷刷稍微回头,侧身看了眼黄昌明,鼻子里哼出来声,“黄会长好。”TwogoodsdisregardedChen Guangunexpectedly!
两货居然还是无视了陈光!Chen Guangis calculatingat heart, cannotmakethesetwogoodscompellinginstalling, mustmake contact with the words, otherwisenomethodgoes intheirrepertoire.陈光心里盘算着,不能让这两货就这么把逼给装完,一定要搭上话,不然没法子把他们套路进去。Thereupon, heputs out the performing skill that the worldsends, onthisfacereallybloomed the sinceresmile, lookedcanwarmto the pit of the stomachinthattype.
于是乎,他拿出世界派的演技,这次脸上是真绽放出真诚的笑容了,一看就能让人暖到心窝子里那种。Meanwhile, hehanding over, mustshake handwithtwo people, Ido not believeyoualso to install the blind person!
同时,他又把手递了过去,要和两人握手,我就不信你们还能装瞎子!These two are still leaning the bodytoChen Guang, looked at the eyehe, the glib lipshave not movedprobably, as usualsteadysitson the chair, onlytransmittingsound that is depressedfrom the throat.
这两人依然侧着身子对着陈光,看了眼他,嘴皮子好像都没有动一下,照旧稳稳的在椅子上坐着,只从喉咙里闷闷的传来声响。plainCangnan: „Chen Guangyouquitethink of the meter.”
朴仓南:“陈光你好思密达。”Butler*Gaye: „Hello.”
巴特勒*盖伊:“你好。”Thenthese twohave not acted, onlyextended the pasthandto dry in the sunChen Guangin the midair, turned the bodyto look atfront, an appearance of standing and remaining aloof from the thing of no immediate concern to oneself.
然后这两人就没动作了,只把陈光伸过去的手晾在半空,又扭回身子看着前面,一副事不关己高高挂起的样子。In addition, these twoas ifdo not show due respect for the feelingsintentionally, withChen Guangsuchsimplegreeting, isKorean that plainCangnanuses, Butleruses is also Turkish.
除此之外,这两人似乎也故意不给面子,和陈光那样简单的打招呼,朴仓南用的也是韩语,巴特勒用的也是土耳其语。Two peoplemayspeakChinese!
两人可都是会汉语的!Clarifieddid not show due respect for the feelingscompletely.
摆明了就是完全不给面子。Huang Changmingfacewas white, has scoldedat heart, are you twobrainsare sick?
黄昌明脸都白了,心里已经开骂,你们两个脑子是有病吧?
The Chen Guanggood and evilis the halfhost family of our worldlanguagemeeting, youasguest, even if his performance were not quite rightbefore, was too rampant, but didn't youbasicstairgive?陈光好歹是咱们本届世语会的半个主人家,你们作为客人,哪怕之前他的表现是不太对,太嚣张了点,但你们连基本的台阶都不给下了?Does not givesurfacetothissituation, yourtwogoods were also epoch-making first chapter.
不给面儿到这地步,你们两货也算是开天辟地头一回了。Not far awayChu Zijinhas taken the Chen Guangcell phonetothisdirection, sheas beforefaithfulis playing the role of live broadcasthost, an attractivebigeyeblinks, staringlooks at the face of Chen Guang.
不远处楚子衿一直拿着陈光的手机正对着这方向,她依旧忠实的充当着自己直播主持人的角色,一双漂亮的大眼睛眨巴眨巴着,直勾勾的看着陈光的脸。Shealsowantsto know,underthissituation, Chen Guangwill makewhatresponse.
她也很想知道,在这种处境之下,陈光会做何反应。Chen Guangstillsmilesbrightly, could not lookvery muchcompletelyhewas angry, receivesto reach behind the back, holdsin the pocket, saidagain: „Yo, the maleteacher, thisdid not havebeginning of winter, is so cold? Takesonesoto be difficultfrom the pocket the hand?”陈光依然笑得很灿烂,完全看不出来他生气了,收回手来,揣衣兜里,再道:“哟,男老师,这还没入冬呢,有这么冷么?把手从兜里拿出来一下就这么难?”Thenhedoes not wait forplainCangnanto speak, turns the headalsoto saytoButler: „TeacherBarrett, youalso?”
然后他也不等朴仓南说话,转头又对巴特勒说道:“巴雷特老师,你也是呢?”Thesetwowords, hesaidinChinese.
这两句话,他是用中文说的。plainCangnan: „Myname wasplainCangnan! It is not male!”
朴仓南:“我叫朴仓南!不是男!”Butleralsosaid: „IamButler, is notBarrettsniper's rifle!”
巴特勒也道:“我是巴特勒,不是巴雷特狙击枪!”Chen Guanghehesmiles, „sentimentyourtwospeakChinese!”陈光呵呵一笑,“感情你们二位会中文啊!”„Naturally!”
“当然!”„Mainstreamlanguagedoes not haveus unable!”
“主流语言就没有我们不会的!”
The Chen Guangsuddeneyestares, „what did thatboth of youputmyattireto compela moment ago? Runsmydomain, spokeChinesenot to speakChinese? Imustshake handtoyou, your freezing were the same in the pocket, but alsoscholar, but alsoexecutive member of the council, whatgadget? Whatbigtailwolfimitates?”陈光突然眼睛一瞪,“那你们俩刚才搁我这儿装什么逼呢?跑我地盘来,会汉语不说汉语?我要给你们握手,你们这手给冻在衣兜里了一样,还学者呢,还常务理事呢,什么玩意儿?充什么大尾巴狼?”Two peopleare scaredimmediately, before Huang Changminghas not expected, Chen Guang that the flashalsosmiles, gets angrysuddenly.
两人顿时傻了眼,黄昌明也没料到前一瞬间还笑眯眯的陈光,突然就翻了脸。„Visitsmeto do? Saidisboth of you, Ihave seen the oldhooliganwere many, but the qualitydifferencetoyourtwothis, I have not really seen. Each of you'sagelooksis equal totwome, was the people who the halfbodywas buried, youandmyyoung peoplecould not passlike this, did not fear that was laughed?”
“看着我干什么?说的就是你们俩,我见过的老流氓多了,但素质差到您二位这样的,我还真没怎么见过。你们每个人的年龄看起来都等于两个我,都是半截身子入土的人了,你们和我一年轻人这样过不去,也不怕被人笑话?”Chen Guangwhilewinning the pursuit , to continue to pursue to the end and hit hard.陈光趁胜追击,继续穷追猛打。Two peoplegave the vixen who hethisjumpedsuddenlyto shout abuse in public the samehooliganto hitto be caught off guard, two peoplewere the academic circleold pedantsof noble character and high prestige, wherehas metChen Guangthisstyle.
两人给他这突然蹦出来的泼妇骂街一样的野路子打了个措手不及,两人好歹都是学术界德高望重的老学究,哪儿遇到过陈光这种风格。You are also a bigdirector, the good and evilalsotrillionrich and powerful people, howyoucanspeaklike this!
你好歹也是一大公司董事长,好歹也亿万富豪,你怎么能这样说话!AmongChen Guangbarragelive broadcastsinactually a scene of jubilation.陈光弹幕直播间里倒是一片欢腾。„Iknow, the versatileelder brotherreallyacted crazy.”
“我就知道,全能哥果然发飙了。”„Howhepossiblyeatsthisshrivelled.”
“他怎么可能吃这个瘪嘛。”„Maleteacher, TeacherBarrett, versatileelder brothermouthpoisonous!”
“男老师,巴雷特老师,全能哥这嘴蛮毒的啊!”„What to dolooks atthesetwoold goods?”
“看这两老货怎么办?”„Will hit?”
“会打起来吧?”„Should, they not know that the versatileelder brothercanhit, theyare not silly.”
“应该不会,他们应该知道全能哥很能打,他们又不傻。”„Did theyrecognizeinstigate?”
“那他们就这么认怂了?”Heretheater box, Huang Changmingsees the conditionto deteriorate, does not know to should do, thinking it over, iswith the Chen Guangrelationsabout, thereforetriesto considerfrombehindpullsChen Guang, makinghimreceiveslightly.
这边厢,黄昌明见状况恶化,也不知道该如何是好,思来想去,还是和陈光关系近一点,于是试着想从后面拉扯陈光,让他稍微收一下。Has not thought that plainCangnanfiercepounds on the table, stands up, the angeris staringChen Guang: „Yourwhatmeaning?”
不曾想,朴仓南猛的一拍桌子,站起身来,怒瞪着陈光:“你什么意思?”Butlerplannedendures, buthis„ally”acted, heis not goodto continueto suppress, stands up, „Mr.Chen, youare besttous an explanation, otherwiseIcanthink that youare shamingus.”
巴特勒本来打算忍一忍,但他的“盟友”都行动了,他也不好继续憋着,也是站起身来,“陈先生,你最好得给我们一个解释,否则我可以认为你这是在羞辱我们。”Chen Guangcopies, false smile, „what do you mean? Right, Iam shamingyou, then? Refuses to accept? How do youplanto do? Everyoneis the honored and popularcharacter, do youwantto begin? Iaccompany! Althoughhereismydomain, butI ensure did not call the helper, myoneperson, a finger, coping with you were good, avoidotherssaid that Ibullied the senior citizen. OurHuaxiahas an old saying, proposes a toastdoes not eatto be made to drink as a forfeit, nowIgiveyoutwo.”陈光抄着手,皮笑肉不笑,“什么意思?没错,我就是在羞辱你们,然后呢?不服吗?你们打算怎么做?大家都是有头有脸的人物,你们想动手吗?我奉陪啊!这里虽然是我的地盘,但我保证不叫帮手,我就一个人,一根指头,对付你们两个好吧,省得别人说我欺负老年人。咱华夏有句古话,敬酒不吃吃罚酒,现在我送给您二位。”„You! Alsoonthismouthlasttime, IandMr.Butlerwas the knowledgepeople, did not lower oneself to the same levelwithyou!”
“你!也就这点嘴上功夫了,我与巴特勒先生都是学问人,不和你一般见识!”Reallylet alone, thisplainCangnanChinese is really good, the wording and phrasingoldsay/way, is not quite worse than the authenticHuaxiapeople.
还真别说,这朴仓南的汉语真挺不错的,遣词造句相当的老道,比正宗的华夏人都不差。InButleralsonosesnort/hum, thensitson the chair, is only putting on a serious faceto look at the frontair, exhibitingvice-meis a cultural worker, notwith the appearance that your rustic rich manlowers oneself to the same level.
巴特勒也鼻子里哼出一声,然后又坐回椅子上,只板着脸看着前面的空气,摆出副我是文化人,不与你这土老财一般见识的模样。Chen Guangheartonehappy, almostwantedonto say.陈光心头一喜,差不多要上道了。Inhisnosecoldsnort/hum, knowledgeperson? Does not look like, knowledgepersonin my mind, buthas the training and self-controlGrandmasterextremely. Iknow that yourtwoheartsare not comfortable, Ialsoacknowledged,beforeIin the words that in front of the reporterspoke, was not so humble. ButIamyoung people, I the universityhave not graduated, myonechild, Iam innocent, yes? Butyourtwodifferences, youbutacademic guru? Just like the hooliganrascal of street, Iinitiativeandyougreeted, there yousatplay tricks, Imustshake handwithyou, are youputtingonhereswayedme? Howthismattersaw that wasyour two peoplefirstthrew the share? ”
他鼻子里冷哼一声,学问人?不太像吧,我印象里的学问人,可都是极有修养与涵养的大师。我知道你二位心头不舒坦,我自己也承认,之前我在记者面前说的话,不那么谦逊。但我是年轻人啊,我才大学没毕业呢,我就一小孩儿,我不懂事,是吧?可您二位不一样,你们可是学术泰斗是吧?怎么也和街边的泼皮无赖一样,我主动和你们打招呼,你们坐那儿装神弄鬼,我要和你们握手,你们又把我在这儿摆着放着?这事怎么看都是你们两人先丢了份吧?”Has not waited fortwo peopleto speak, hecontinuesto chase down: „Youfirststir up trouble, has not letmya littlesmalltemperament?”
没等两人说话,他又继续追杀:“你们先挑事,还不让我有点小脾气的咯?”plainCangnanis trembling the lip, long timecould not speak, „you!”
朴仓南哆嗦着嘴唇,半晌说不出话来,“你!”Butleris also red in the face, on the neck the blue veinbraves, is breathing heavilylayer on layer/heavily, patient of live imagemyocardial infarctionoutbreak.
巴特勒也是面红耳赤,脖子上青筋直冒,重重喘着粗气,活像心肌梗塞发作的病人。Concernsto shout abuse in public, 180plainCangnanandBahtRegadget upis not a Chen Guangperson of opponent, let aloneChen Guangalsosmoothdraws the main battlefieldinChinese.
论及骂街,百八十个朴仓南和巴特勒加起来也不是陈光一人的对手,更何况陈光还顺利的把主战场拉在汉语里。Changes intootherlanguage, to himhas no differenceactually, butplainCangnanandButlerdisplaysowill not be bad.( To be continued.)
换成别的语言,对他来说倒是没什么差别,不过朴仓南和巴特勒两人的发挥就不会如此糟糕了。(未完待续。)
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