CGA :: Volume #9

#839: Luxurious hitting the face stage


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These sprayers in building are envying the versatile elder brother! No brain sprayer entire family explodes, the biological father grave mound jumps, the biological mother hearse drifts!” “楼上的那些喷子是在嫉妒全能哥!无脑喷子全家爆炸,亲爹坟头蹦迪,亲妈灵车漂移!” This ready ready is the belt/bring rhythm black attire powder. 这又妥妥是个带节奏的黑装粉。 I do not have other opinion, is the uncomfortable my family Jin Shiyue goddess pursues him unexpectedly but actually, he also dares to flash unexpectedly dodges hides! I cannot endure!” “我没别的意见,就是不爽我家靳诗月女神居然倒追他,他居然还敢闪闪躲躲的!我不能忍!” Right! Has a look at Jin Shiyue to pay many for him, he has not given Goddess Jin to vindicate unexpectedly in the presence of everyone, unexpectedly added likes his anything instructor! Shameless dregs male!” “没错!看看靳诗月为他付出多少,他居然还不当众给靳女神表白,居然还说喜欢他那什么辅导员!无耻渣男!” Right! My standing moonlight CP!” “没错!我站月光CP!” On no one very Jiang Yage and Chen Guang? I felt these two are also very a match.” “就没人挺江雅歌陈光的?我觉得这两人也挺般配的啊。” Jiang Yage and Chen Guang? Feudal official CP?” 江雅歌陈光?是将臣CP吗?” Feudal official your younger sister, your entire family is the zombie king! 将臣你妹,你全家才是僵尸王! Chen Guang throws the cell phone, thought that yeah, my heart is not very big, since if we had known will definitely be spurted, should not set at the air/Qi with these ignorant sprayers, if the excrement that because they spurt is angry, instead fell leeward, wore the say/way of these people. 陈光把手机一扔,心想,哎,我这心脏还是不够大,既然早知道肯定会被人喷,就不该和这些无知的喷子置气,如果因为他们喷出来的粪而生气,反而落了下风,着了这些人的道。 Truly experienced star artist, must have peaceful landslide in before big heart that is without turning a hair, must understand that was liked is the popularity, was loathed, is the popularity. 真正经验丰富的明星艺人,都必须得有一颗泰山崩于前而面不改色的大心脏,得明白被人喜欢是人气,被人厌恶,也是人气。 When the artist star, cannot fear that was scolded black, forgot was most pitiful. 当艺人明星的,就不能怕被骂被黑,被人遗忘了才最可悲。 On own present this, a trivial matter can on the topic search for the list hotly, many people envy unable to envy. 就自己现在这样,屁大点事就能上话题热搜榜,好多人羡慕都还羡慕不来呢。 But the truth I all understand, is the heart is uncomfortable, I was not that classification person hit the left face, can deliver the right face for money to the soft foot shrimp that the person hit. 可道理我全都懂,就是心头不爽,我又不是那种别人打了左边脸,为了钱还能把右边脸送上去给人打的软脚虾。 I know that has the fame to be rich, but this money, I must stand making. 我知道有名气就有钱,但这钱,我要站着挣。 By was scolded to be spurted to be stepped on to obtain the fame, makes money by such fame again, sorry, I do not want, we are not mean. 靠被人骂被人喷被人踩出来才能得到名气,再靠这样的名气去挣钱,对不起,我不想要,咱没那么下作。 You may the vigor grabs me to spurt, leaves your time, are not many. 你们就可着劲儿的抓着我喷吧,留给你们的时间,不多了。 Actually who knows, his time matter, is really not how excessive. 其实谁都知道,他这次的事情,真不是多么过分。 Report only eight elective courses, even if eight small language classifications, has not really imagined is so exaggerating, is far from the degree that needs to denounce in word and in writing. 报个区区八门选修课而已,哪怕是八门小语种,真没有想象中那么夸张,远没有到需要被口诛笔伐的程度。 Even terminal examinations how? 就算期末考试过不了又怎样? He has not stolen and not snatched, has not gone to eat the meter/rice of which family/home. 他又没偷又没抢,也没去吃谁家的米。 Even if he really wants the safety strip, does not hang the branch forcefully, what's the big deal? 哪怕他真要暗箱操作,强行不挂科,那又怎么样? Were the person who the national camera does these matters where also few? 全国暗箱搞这些事的人又哪里少了? Really no necessity is surprised due to ignorance. 真没什么必要少见多怪。 Matter becomes this noisily, has the reason. 事情闹成这样,却是另有缘故。 At the same time, has in the school from the beginning the crest of wave on the incorrect reason. 一方面,有学校里一开始风头就不对的缘故。 Under foreign language school these male student vigorously instigation, the overall crest of wave of school forum, is primarily is black he. 在外国语学院那些男生极力煽动下,学校论坛的整体风头,还是以黑他为主。 On the other hand, when the major media reported that roughly as far as possible remains neutral, in order to avoid the ignition fever lives, but actually cannot control the overall atmosphere in commentary area. 另一方面,尽管各大媒体报道时,大体尽量保持中立,以免引火烧生,但却控制不住评论区里的整体氛围。 Person who the Chen Guang at last image extremely upfront, has really had the opinion to him wants to open spurts actually could not find the sunspot. 陈光最近这一段时间的形象实在太过正面,很多对他一直都有意见的人想开喷却又找不到黑点。 So-called stops up is sparse, might as well lead sparsely, these diehards' dissatisfaction over the Chen Guang was deep-rooted, could not find the sunspot unable to make them change the concept, will only make in their hearts pile up the complaint unceasingly. 所谓堵不如疏,疏不如导,这些顽固派对陈光的不满根深蒂固,找不到黑点并不能让他们转变观念,只会让他们心中不断积压怨念。 Now even if blows out the small small(this little one) black material, becomes these these people to fall in torrents the firepower sufficiently crazily the proclaiming drain port. 如今哪怕只是爆出一点小小的黑料,也足以成为这些这些人疯狂倾泻火力的宣泄口。 The psychological gloomy person, to perfect the thing or the person, always has an inborn dislike, lives regarding these mesh wire another end keyboard hero and sprayer, destroys the perfect person and thing, can help them obtain to be above the pleasant sensation of imagination. 心理阴暗的人,对完美的事物或者人,总是有种天生的厌恶,对于这些活在网线另一端的键盘侠和喷子而言,摧毁完美的人和物,可以让他们获得超乎想象的快感。 The sprayer is this world's most lets the community that the person is unable to estimate, perhaps these person of attires in the real life is attractive, the manner is well-mannered, but when they, once takes up the cell phone, or sits in front of the computer, like putting on disguised form strange outstanding mask, shortly will turn into another person, is ugly-looking, the ugly performance reveals completely. 喷子是这个世界上最让人无法揣摩的群体,或许在现实生活里这些人衣着光鲜,行为举止彬彬有礼,可当他们一旦拿起手机,或者坐在电脑前,就会像戴上变相怪杰的面具一样,顷刻间变成另一个人,面目狰狞,丑态毕露。 Exits the dirty sprayer to be the beginner, the truly fierce sprayer can find the point of display at anything, their angles are extremely cunning, flees suddenly from the hole like the poisonous snake, reveals the fierce venomous fang, with virulent writing and language to commentary area other person and the litigant creates fatally strikes. 出口成脏的喷子都属于初学者,真正厉害的喷子可以在任何事情上找到发挥的点位,他们的角度极其刁钻,像毒蛇一样冷不丁从洞里窜出来,露出狰狞毒牙,用恶毒的文字和语言给评论区的其他人和当事人造成致命一击。 Makes the charity like some people, in the normal person eyes this is the good, in the eye of sprayer, they thinks that in this will be certainly fishy, does the charitable person certainly to make money in the name of charitable. 就像有些人做慈善,在正常人眼里这是善事,在喷子的眼里,他们认为这里面一定会有鬼,搞慈善的人一定是在借着慈善的名义捞钱。 Some indeed people do such dirty matter, but in the world is not everyone this. 的确有人干这么龌龊的事情,但世上不是每个人都这样。 The sprayer actually does not understand this simple truth, or they are understanding unable to install. 喷子却不懂这浅显的道理,或者他们是在懂装不懂。 They can always their substitute on others gloomily, they gloomy, feels anybody gloomy. 他们总能将他们自己内心的阴暗代入到别人身上,他们自己有多阴暗,就觉得其他任何人就有多阴暗。 Others put out the detailed bill, showed that the bookkeeping is clean, the sprayer will also say, in your surface has not used makes money charitable, but you actually fished the reputation, you make money with the reputation. 别人拿出明细的账单,证明账务干净呢,喷子又会说,你表面上是没有利用慈善捞钱,但你却捞了名声,你又用名声挣钱。 You said well are reasonable, I had nothing to say in reply unexpectedly. 你说得好有道理,我竟无言以对。 These words often can result in disgustingly do not want, his logic is self-made. 这些话往往能把人恶心得不要不要的,偏偏他的逻辑还自成体系。 Exposes the matter on Chen Guang this, originally on a minor matter of trivial, first gave the belt/bring in the deep blue starry sky finally slightly leaning the rhythm, after exploding arrived on outside media, these constrain for a long time sprayer finally to look for certainly the point, mad dog same throwing will come up, biting that the carnassial tooth grinned. 陈光自己这点破事呢,本来就一屁大的小事,结果先在湛蓝星空上稍微给带偏了节奏,爆到外面的媒体上之后,这些压抑许久的喷子终于找准点位,疯狗一样的扑将上来,裂牙咧嘴的咬。 Two big factors fold put together, immediately makes this matter in online become this situation at the extremely quick speed noisily, the topic heat degree in micro blog even pursues disclosing that such and such stars go off track, the topic quantity almost keeps pace. 两大因素叠加在一起,顿时让这件事情以极快的速度在网上闹成这个地步,在微博上的话题热度甚至直追某某明星出轨的爆料,话题量几乎并驾齐驱。 These mix the ball idly.” “这些混球到底是有多闲呐。” Chen Guang shows the whites of the eyes, caring about several people of this matter returned to the news respectively, letting the people does not need to be worried, later with the quilt a head ignorant/veiled, managing outside you flood is dreadful, my sleep/felt rests a fragrance by all means. 陈光翻个白眼,给关心这事的几人各自回了消息,让众人不必担心,随后用被子把脑袋一蒙,管你外面洪水滔天,我只管一觉睡个香甜。 Next morning, Chen Guang are engrossed in reading sacred books and oblivious to what happening in the world actually, after getting out of bed, goes to wholeheartedly read-only oneself saints and sages book on the running independent-study hall, but domestic network had actually been exploded a news stone to arouse thousand overlapping waves. 第二天一大早,陈光自己倒是两耳不闻窗外事,起床之后就跑自习室去一心只读自己的圣贤书,但国内网络界却已经被一个劲爆消息一石激起千层浪了。 Right, after a series of aggressive negotiations, the skylight broker involves the undertaking work of the world language congress officially. 没错,在经过一系列紧锣密鼓的谈判之后,天光经纪正式介入世界语言大会的承办工作。 Is invested 50 million by the filthy rich skylight broker, the budget be only the budget aggregate amount of academic forum nature conference surely will raise to 60 million directly. 由财大气粗的天光经纪出资五千万,将原本预算只有不到千万的学术论坛性质会议的预算总金额径直抬高到六千万。 The competition link that will soon abort, came winding peaks and paths, the player invited the list from the original more than thousand people, rose suddenly to 3000 people directly, entire journey package of airplane tickets, included the lodging, wrapped three meals a day. 原本即将胎死腹中的竞赛环节,更是来了个峰回路转,参赛选手邀请名单从原本的千余人,径直暴涨到三千人,全程包机票,包住宿,包一日三餐。 And they also let loose the registration standard, registers to the global whole society publicly. 并且他们还放开了报名标准,面向全球全社会公开报名。 Even is not at to invite in the list, but actually can still come to participate through the online invitational meet, so long as can show that you grasped five language type that has the significant difference, you can enjoy three packages of public funds participation traveling! 即便不在邀请名单内,但却依然可以通过在线预选赛前来参赛,只要能证明你掌握了五种有明显区别的语言种类,你就可以享受三包的公款参赛旅游! Heard that Huaxia even for wants to come participating person special matters are dealt with specially in the major consulates of the world, Huaxia visa that being possible be called the world's most difficult to take, so long as your material is complete, unexpectedly can work as the natural bamboo slip! 听说华夏在全球各地的各大领事馆甚至会为想来参赛的人特事特办,堪称全球最难拿的华夏签证,只要你资料齐全,居然可以当天面签! In addition, better than nothing the cash awards of 100,000 Renminbi, raised to be close to 2 million dollars bonuses directly! 除此之外,原本聊胜于无的十万人民币的现金奖金,更直接拔高成接近两百万美金的奖金池! Naturally, under the instruction of Chen Guang, there is Bai Hua to intend to help bring both sides together on own initiative, had CCTV Assistant Station Chief Liu to say again, the skylight broker who spent the large sum of money also bought out the television direct transmission power and webcast of power, the advertisement power conference wait/etc various possibly to have the large revenue directly the rights, only left behind 10% gain sharing to the original organizer Huaxia language association. 当然,在陈光的指示之下,又有白桦主动出手帮忙牵线搭桥,再有央视刘副台长从中说项,砸下重金的天光经纪也直接买断了会议的电视直播权、网络直播权、广告权等等各项可能产生巨大收益的权益,只给原本的主办方华夏语言协会留下了百分之十的利润分成。 Chen Guang and his skylight broker are very rich, but our also big enterprise has lots of assets, must raise hundred staff, must be able to pass with own money, this benefit of striving must strive appropriately. 陈光和他的天光经纪是很有钱,但咱也家大业大,要养百来号员工呢,总不能和自己的钱过不去,该争取的利益还是要适当争取的。 Reaches as high as 90% deducting a percentage proportions regarding skylight broker, the Huaxia language association quite had the veiled criticism, but a Bai Hua telephone projected on Secretary Chu the report there. 对于天光经纪方面高达90%的提成比例,华夏语言协会原本是颇有微词的,不过白桦一个电话把报告打到了褚秘书那里。 This minor matter, Secretary Chu is also greets can handle. 这点小事,褚秘书也就是打个招呼就能搞定。 In situation that in no one knows, this matter walked one time from the power center of Huaxia, when feeds to the ear of Huaxia language association president in again, became a day of sound, Bai Hua prevents quickly, this friend proper that 10% was almost divided into the language association gives to cross out. 在谁也不知道的情况下,这事就从华夏的权力中心走了一遭,再传回到华夏语言协会会长的耳朵里时,就成了天音,要不是白桦阻止得快,这老兄差点就把语言协会应有的那百分之十分成都给划掉了。 After matter decides, approximately in the morning 11 o'clock, the Huaxia language association and then appear on behalf of skylight broker Yue Hong at temporarily the press conference, hurriedly many reporters who catch up with from the Yanjing major media, then witnessed this approximately to decide the quickest half hundred million levels of commercial cooperation with own eyes in history. 事情定下来之后,大约上午十一点钟,华夏语言协会和代表天光经纪的岳鸿便出现在临时召开的新闻发布会上,急匆匆从燕京各大媒体赶来的诸多记者,便亲眼见证了这大约是有史以来敲定得最快的半亿级商业合作。 The release conference only went on was less than 15 minutes, then declared the meeting adjourned, many reporters have started to prepare the draft in the conference site. 发布会只开了不到十五分钟,便宣布散会,不少记者在会场中就已经开始准备稿子。 The release conference had not ended, all kinds of circulars appear like the snowflake on the major media. 发布会尚未结束,各种各样的通告就如雪片般出现在各大媒体上。 Versatile superman Chen Guang announced that will participate next week in the Yanjing world language congress competition link!” “全能超人陈光宣布将会参加下周在燕京举行的世界语言大会竞赛环节!” Extremely is insulted, the versatile superman Chen Guang decision proves itself! He will play together with more than 2000 linguistics talents from the world at the world language congress!” “不堪受辱,全能超人陈光决定证明自己!他将会在世界语言大会上与来自全球各地的两千多名语言学天才同场竞技!” Popular science approaches: What is the world language congress? What is the competition link?” “科普向:什么是世界语言大会?什么是竞赛环节?” Bamboo live broadcast announced that network entire journey live broadcast world language competition link, what kind of brilliant program Chen Guang and will bamboo live broadcast this bring to the gold medal partner for us?” “竹子直播宣布将网络全程直播世语会竞赛环节,陈光与竹子直播这对金牌搭档又将为我们带来怎样的精彩节目?” „The buttocks of tiger cannot trace, did not call already, amazed the world with a single brilliant feat- from the warm greeting of hitting the face king Chen Guang.” “老虎的屁股摸不得,不鸣则已,一鸣惊人-来自打脸王陈光的亲切问候。” Facing the question, the most powerful counter-attack is on the highest stage to prove itself.” “面对质疑,最有力的回击就是登上最高舞台证明自己。” Chen Guang mean-spirited? Can't the buttocks of light tiger touch?” 陈光到底有多小气?光老虎的屁股摸不得?” Innumerable deeply grieved lessons, are still not able to make Chen Guang black awaken quickly, this time who can laugh last? Also asked everyone to wait.” “无数次的惨痛教训,依然无法让陈光黑们幡然醒悟,这次到底谁能笑到最后?还请大家拭目以待。” „Did you say him unable eight foreign languages? He is on the world stage simply!” “你说他不会八门外语?他索性登上世界舞台!” Bamboo live broadcast market value bullish best quality goods IP Chen Guang whether can create again magnificently?” “竹子直播市值看涨极品IP陈光是否能再创辉煌?” Lies down to win the birth of live broadcast platform most, results in Chen Guang, wins the world!” “最强躺赢直播平台的诞生,得陈光者,得天下!” Fermented bean curd live broadcast CEO: Have no reason Chen Guang anything to be able, have no reason the bamboo to win each time, Chen Guang that is proud excessively browses too broadly, looks down on the world hero, must suffer setback.” “豆奶直播CEO:没理由陈光什么都会,没理由竹子每次都赢,过分自负的陈光涉猎太广,小瞧天下英雄,必遭滑铁卢。” Yanjing foreign language university senior expert Professor : Chen Guang does not know that in this world also had to grasp the true talents of over 40 languages, I waited to look at his joke.” 燕京外语大学资深专家吕教授:陈光不知道这个世界上还有掌握了超过四十们语言的真正天才,我等着看他的笑话。” The circular that this blots out the sky, coordinates the release conference video of news information website and video site or the live broadcast or editing again, will have fermented two days of eight foreign language elective course disturbances to push up the peak thoroughly. 这铺天盖地的通告,再配合上新闻资讯网站与视频网站或直播或剪辑的发布会视频,将已经酝酿了两天的八门外语选修课风波彻底推上了巅峰。 The Huaxia network world will blast open shortly. 华夏网络世界顷刻炸裂。 Only report elective course breeze, can become this to him restless, approximately after he is unprecedented, did not have the future.( To be continued.) 区区一个报选修课的小风波,也能给他闹腾成这样,大约他已经前无古人后无来者了。(未完待续。)
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