„Colored Glaze! Online? Not in? All right, I come, Exceedingly High Chalice! Gives me to come round of modern chemical fundamentals World inside the Grail quickly! What! The belief value is insufficient! Right, yesterday just pinched to Holy Grail believes the value stock certainly, to exchange that small pond pressed out to do to me all of a sudden.” “琉璃！在线吗？不在？没事,我自己来,通天圣杯！快给我来一发近代化学基础杯中界！什么！信仰值不够！哦对,昨天给圣杯刚好掐准信仰值存量,为了兑那小水塘一下子给我榨干了。” Stiff is calculating in Exceedingly High Chalice this new hot 400,000 belief values, the light master said that this taste really wants on, wants under. 僵硬的盘算着通天圣杯里这新鲜热乎的四十万信仰值,光老爷表示这滋味真是要上不上,要下不下。 The minimum requirement of beggar version is 600,000, one day passes the time, now 400,000 belief values pinch in the hand, the standard of beggar version enough, can only look to worry. 乞丐版的最低要求是六十万,一天把时间过去,现在四十万信仰值掐在手里,乞丐版的标准都够不到,只能看着干着急。 „Brother Guang, are you in a daze? Your book in this here.” “光哥,你发什么呆呢？你书在这这儿呢。” Bai Fan looks at the appearance of Chen Guang this whole face delay, collects in his front ghost shadow same, is beckoning with the hand swayingly once for a while. 白凡看陈光这满脸呆滞的模样,凑上来在他面前鬼影子一样的晃晃悠悠着,时不时摆摆手。 Chen Guang has gotten back one's composure fiercely, air/Qi unbearably to Bai Fan this blind self-satisfied appearance, has taken the book from his hand, turns around, „shuts up! An advertising expenditure of my micro blog is 600,000, setting no ceiling limit, looks in you are in the share of acquaintance, receives your 20% discount, calculates that your 801,000, you owe me now 1.6 million, waits to meet my lawyer's letter.” 陈光猛回过神,给白凡这瞎得意的模样气得够呛,从他手里拿过书,转身,“闭嘴！我一个微博的广告费是六十万起,上不封顶,看在你是熟人的份上,收你八折,算你八十万一个,现在你欠我一百六十万了,等着接我律师函吧。” Then, Chen Guang turns around to walk. 说完,陈光转身就走。 clear(ly) knows that he is chatting, Lady White Snake actually also shrieked and howled wildly in him behind, „did not want! Brother Guang! I was wrong! When comes one round again!” 明知道他是在说笑,白娘子却也在他身后鬼哭狼嚎,“不要啊！光哥！我错了！啥时候再来一发呗！” Just opened the door, Lin Jingwei and Xiong Jinke walking that was cheerful and lively from outside will be coming, in small grove is also raising to the breakfast of Bai Fan belt/bring. 刚打开门,林经纬和熊进科正从外面有说有笑的走将进来,小林子手里还提着给白凡带的早点。 „Brother Guang do you want to go to the make-up test? Come on, but also let alone, this modern chemical fundamentals 4 really are not quite really good to test, when going to school end of the period several of us crazy biography small strip, several problems depend entirely on Gao Ya/elegant to hand over the answer of class leader, we mix the answer minute/share, the process minute/share did not have. Does not know that the chemistry crazy demon took mistakenly what medicine, the left topic was difficult dead individual.” “光哥你这是要去补考吗？加油哟,还真别说,这近代化学基础四真不太好考,上学期末时我们几个狂传小条子,有好几道题全靠高雅把班长的答案递回来,我们才好歹混到点答案分,过程分是没了。都不知道化学狂魔吃错了什么药,出的题难死个人了。” Lin Jingwei the breakfast bag in hand toward Chen Guang, while is also saying, „right, has had the breakfast?” 林经纬一边把手里的早餐袋往陈光手里塞,一边又说着,“对了,吃过早饭没？” Of Bai Fan from the Lin Jingwei hand has snatched the bag, „do not be noisy, you have not looked at Brother Guang this mouthful oil the appearance, this my!” 白凡从林经纬手中一把抢过袋子,“别闹,你没看光哥这满嘴油的样子,这我的！” Another head, Bear Two has actually arrived in his own backpack to pull out to pat the long time, puts out several paper, hands in front of Chen Guang, spreads out the hand, the jar sound jar gas channel/angrily said: „Brother Guang, this our going to school final examination has tested the paper, you take, perhaps writes is the same.” 另一头,熊二却已经到他自己的背包里掏掏摸摸半晌,拿出几张纸条来,递到陈光面前,摊开手,瓮声瓮气道:“光哥,这我们上学期考试用过的纸条,你拿着呗,说不定题是一样的。” Chen Guang to these three grandson that seemingly warm concerns, the virtue spirit of actually secretly chuckling is about to smile. 陈光给这三孙子那看似温暖关怀,实则暗地里窃喜的德性气得都快笑了。 „Urges to go faster! Goes your! Do not rub gently my time especially! The grandfather I took a test!” “去去去！去你们的！别特么磨蹭我时间了！爷爷我考试去了！” Scolded one, Chen Guang turns around to walk. 骂将一声,陈光转身就走。 Urogenous! 尿性！ The so-called friend who is a bad influence, referred to these three people, simply one place is in difficulty, eight side Dianzan. 所谓损友,就指的是这三人了,简直一方有难,八方点赞。 „Brother Guang you may want come on, the last semester our bedroom may the whole staff pass through, you are our only children, do not break the golden body of our bedroom!” “光哥你可要加油哟,上学期咱们寝室可全员过关了,你可是咱们的独苗,别破了咱们寝室的金身啊！” Lin Jingwei in bedroom entrance distant waving, cheers, shows off the appearance of threat actually. 林经纬在寝室门口远远的挥着手,一副加油鼓劲,实则炫耀威胁的模样。 Bai Fan makes up the blade in side: „Heard that does not hang the branch to participate in the outstanding bedroom to evaluate, can exempt two months of electrical bill!” 白凡在旁边补刀:“听说不挂科可以参加优秀寝室评选,能免两个月的电费！” Xiong Jinke also said: „I have not hung one.” 熊进科又道:“我都没有挂一门。” These three domestic animals, only two months of electrical bills are anything, at the worst I helped you leave was good! 这三畜生,区区两个月的电费算什么,大不了我帮你们出了好了！ What most offends somebody is Bear Two that I have not hung. 最伤人的是熊二那句,我都没有挂。 If oneself hung the branch, that Bear Two this gruff goods were even inferior? 自己要是挂科了,那岂不是连熊二这憨货都不如？ How this makes me raise the head to cultivate the behavior! 这让我如何抬头做人！ „Your three domestic animals looked, if I really hung, southeast my hanging, I do not come back, I committed suicide by thanks Tianxia am good, did not guarantee disgraced!” “你们三畜生瞧好了,如果我真挂了,我就自挂东南枝,我就不回来了,我就自杀以谢天下好吧,保证不丢人！” Then, Chen Guang thump thump thump goes downstairs. 说完,陈光咚咚咚就下了楼。 The Lady White Snake three people look at each other in blank dismay. 白娘子三人面面相觑。 Bai Fan: „Won't we have made?” 白凡:“咱们不会闹过了吧？” Bear Two: „Hangs the branch to hang oneself, if Brother Guang really ascended to heaven, our crime was big!” 熊二:“挂科就上吊,如果光哥真这么升天了,咱们罪过大了啊！” Lin Jingwei mixes does not care beckons with the hand, „is all right, the good person non- longevity, the disaster loses the millenniums, Brother Guang such world disaster, did not live ten thousand years even Baiping good wine his reputation.” 林经纬混不在乎一摆手,“没事,好人不长命,祸害遗千年,光哥这样的人间灾难,不活个万把年都平白平白堕了他的名头。” „Listened to your such saying, probably he lived is being disaster.” “听你这么一说,好像他活着就是个祸害似的。” Lady White Snake curious say/way. 白娘子好奇道。 Lin Jingwei nods, meaningful: „In some sense, indeed damages.” 林经纬点头,意味深长着:“某种意义上,的确是祸害。” Bai Fan: „I will repeat your words to the Brother Guang hear, if after testing, he can also shamelessly live.” 白凡:“我会把你的话复述给光哥听的,如果考完之后他还能厚颜无耻的活着的话。” Chen Guang runs to teach the building, is planning to go upstairs, actually sees Sun Xiaoxun to search to shrink the head in that side with Gao Ya/elegant together, probably is looking for the appearance of person. 陈光一路小跑到一教楼,正打算上楼去,却见孙小逊正和高雅一起在那边探探缩缩脑袋,像是在找人的样子。 „Whom do both of you look for?” “你们俩找谁呢？” Also does not know that these two look too dedicated, Chen Guang arrived at behind them, two people have not noticed him. 也不知道这两人是不是找得太专注,陈光都走到她们背后了,两人都没留意到他。 „! You play the role of the ghost to be scary! When ran over covertly!” “呀！你扮鬼吓人啊！什么时候偷偷摸摸的跑过来了！” Gao Ya/elegant calls out in alarm one, then screamed makes noise. 高雅惊叫一声,回头尖叫出声。 Sun Xiaoxun like being a thief, desperate breathes out to Gao Ya/elegant. 孙小逊则像做贼一样,拼命的给高雅嘘嘘嘘的。 Gao Ya/elegant calms down, then to draw Chen Guang and Sun Xiaoxun rapidly toward the corner. 高雅迅速冷静下来,然后拉着陈光和孙小逊往角落去。 „This is the Gopro eyeglasses, you first wear, photograph the suite I to find the person to re-equip, inlays in the mirror holder, will not be looked. I and Xiaoxun have first stepped on have selected, the table that a while you take a test in the position by the window, then I and Xiaoxun in that side roof, the examination paper that in your eyeglasses will pat can synchronously to our cell phone on. Xiaoxun is responsible for presenting the topic, I am responsible for lifting bar, chooses A, two choose B, and so on! The choice question handled!” “这是Gopro眼镜,你先戴着,摄像套件我已经找人改装过了,嵌在镜架里,不会被看出来。我和小逊已经先踩过点了,等会儿你考试的桌子在靠窗的位置,然后我和小逊会在那边楼顶,你眼镜里拍到的卷子会同步到我们手机上。小逊负责做题,我负责举杆子,一根就选A,两根就选B,以此类推！选择题就这么搞定了！” Gao Ya/elegant lowers the sound, is saying covertly. 高雅压低声音,偷偷摸摸的说着。 No wonder two portraits is a thief same, the sentiment must help him cheat. 难怪两人像做贼一样的呢,感情是要帮他作弊啊。 Especially Sun Xiaoxun, a Jiangnan beautiful young girl, became an attractive female cat burglar well forcefully cautious.. 尤其是孙小逊,好好一江南美少女,硬生生给拘谨成了个漂亮女飞贼。。 Chen Guang really did not have the chaotic analogy, Sun Xiaoxun the face becomes flushed now and ripe honey peach. 陈光还真没乱比喻,孙小逊现在脸涨红得和熟过了的水蜜桃似的。 She long is so big, must join the action that such large-scale help/gang people cheat for the first time, unavoidably is anxious. 她长这么大,还是第一次要参加这么大型的帮人作弊的行动,难免紧张。 Chen Guang received this to have the technical feeling eyeglasses very much, was speechless, Gao Ya/elegant did this matter even, the Sun Xiaoxun such honest person, still gave to have a bad effect on unexpectedly, looked that what became anxiously. 陈光接过这很有科技感的眼镜,也是无语了,高雅做这种事就算了,孙小逊这么老实的人,居然也给带坏了,看把人紧张成什么样了。 He asked: „Does that fill up the topic? How ratio?” 他问:“那填空题呢？怎么比？” Gao Ya/elegant first gawked, stayed the long time, then stared his one eyes, „may be beautiful you! Only choice question 60 points, but also wants anything to fill up the topic! How you let my ratio!” 高雅先是一愣,呆了半晌,然后瞪他一眼,“可把你美得！光选择题就60了,还要什么填空题！你让我怎么比啊！” Chen Guang un sound, „also right.” 陈光嗯了声,“也对。” Gao Ya/elegant claps, „that line, our prepared to begin. Really does not know where your boy walked the good luck, Xiaoxun complies to help you cheat unexpectedly.” 高雅拍拍手,“那行,咱们这就准备开工了。真不知道你小子是哪里走了的好运,小逊居然答应帮你作弊。” The Sun Xiaoxun face was redder, „this...... this cannot blame Chen Guang, his last semester should be able to test, is only because of this and that......” 孙小逊脸更红了,“这……这不能怪陈光,他上学期本该能考过的,只是因为这样那样的……” Gao Ya/elegant broke her, „good good, I also had not said that your man where is not right.” 高雅打断了她,“好啦好啦,我又没说你男人哪里不对。” „I...... I know.” Sun Xiaoxun is rubbing hands, shakes the throat to say. “我……我知道。”孙小逊搓着手,抖着嗓子说着。 Chen Guang looked that her whole person quickly was stiff exploded, in the hand made a movement to seem like the statue of probably quick disruption to be simply same. 陈光看她整个人都快僵硬得爆炸了,手上做点动作看起来简直像是快碎裂的雕像一样。 Can your, really help me cheat? 你这样,真能帮我作弊吗？ Without a doubt, cheats this matter, possibly is not the idea that Sun Xiaoxun thinks, definitely is Lin Jingwei and Gao Ya/elegant wants to come out, then here Gao Ya/elegant draws Sun Xiaoxun to come hardly. 毫无疑问,作弊这种事情,不可能是孙小逊想到的点子,肯定是林经纬和高雅想出来的,然后高雅硬拉着孙小逊来这边。 With the Sun Xiaoxun temper, killing her is impossible to have this crooked thoughts. 以孙小逊的性子,打死她也不可能动这歪心思。 Oh, looks at this, let alone quickly helped itself cheat, a while feared that was leaves anxiously must thank heaven and earth to the myocardial infarction, but also helped itself present the topic. 唉,看她这样子,快别说帮自己作弊了,等会儿怕是别紧张到心肌梗塞都得谢天谢地,还帮自己做题呢。 Really pressed her. 真太难为她了。 Chen Guang the stopper of eyeglasses in toward Gao Ya/elegant, shakes the head saying: „Calculates that all right, I do, where has to let the truth that class leader Sir helps me cheat.” 陈光把眼镜往高雅手里一塞,摇头道:“算啦,没事的,就我自己做,哪有让班长大人帮我作弊的道理。” Gao Ya/elegant stares, „do your oneself do? Can be good?” 高雅瞪眼,“你自己做？能行吗？” Sun Xiaoxun is also saying very much heavyheartedly, „, this summer vacation you definitely completely no? Originally last semester class you basically escaped, even before terminal examinations, you have held the Buddha foot, but summer vacation passed you not to give to forget?” 孙小逊也很是忧心忡忡的说着,“是啊,这暑假你肯定完全没的吧？本来上学期这课你就基本都逃了,就算期末考试前你有抱过佛脚,但暑假过去你还不都给忘了？” Chen Guang smiles self-confidently, „naturally does not have the issue, I am the talent!” 陈光自信一笑,“当然没问题,我可是天才！” „Right?” “是吗？” Two people are half believing and half doubting. 两人将信将疑着。 However Chen Guang has decided that turns around to go upstairs. 不过陈光已经打定了主意,转身就上了楼。 His has the tip blood at heart, studies to dominate Sun Xiaoxun to help itself cheat, this matter is really beckoning. 他的心里有点滴血,学霸孙小逊帮自己作弊,这种事情还真蛮让人心动的。 But Chen Guang does not want because of own matter, to become the Sun Xiaoxun life stain. 但陈光不想因为自己的事情,成为孙小逊的人生污点。 Uses the high-tech eyeglasses outside assistance, was held, if took a test as a ringer for somebody else, the normal student was dismissed or the demerits has not resulted in runs. 利用高科技眼镜场外协助,被抓住了等若代考,正常学生被开除或者记大过是没得跑的。 If oneself, the moving point method, greeted, could treat as nothing happened, but this feeling was not quite good, with has not taken a test goes through the motions to complete to pass an examination directly also no difference. 如果是自己的话,动点手段,打个招呼,或许能当做什么都没发生,但这感觉不太好,和没考试直接走后门办成及格也没什么区别。 What is most essential, looked that Sun Xiaoxun is anxious becomes such, topic that in the brain the axis, her such condition presented that but also not necessarily had itself to throw dice! 最关键的是,看孙小逊紧张得成那样子,脑子里都轴了吧,她这样状态做出来的题,还未必有自己掷骰子来得准呢！ But do not suffer her. 可就别折磨她了。 „What to do this...... can this? How he do, usually not that not proper? How to make a shortcoming also to have so many art?” “这……这可怎么办呐？他这人怎么搞的,平时不那么不正经的么？怎么做个弊还有这么多讲究？” Gao Ya/elegant has does not select happily, felt oneself were treated as the evil intent with good intention. 高雅有那么点不高兴,觉得自己好心被当做了驴肝肺。 Sun Xiaoxun does not know that said what good, „he is a little does not want to make me feel embarrassed probably.” 孙小逊也不知道说什么好,“大概他是有点不想让我为难吧。” Gao Ya/elegant un sound, „right, really has the possibility. Oh, I said that Xiaoxun you, isn't makes a shortcoming? When you regard the hostage in the US don't you have now is so anxious?” 高雅嗯了声,“对,真有可能。唉,我说小逊你呐,不就是做个弊吗？你在美国给人当成人质时你都没现在这么紧张吧？” Sun Xiaoxun shakes the head again and again, „this different, is really different! I do not know what's the matter.” 孙小逊连连摇头,“这不一样,真不一样！我也不知道怎么回事。” „Oh, you. Ok, hung also well, then you can come a round of love to him the family education.” “唉,你呐。算了,挂了也好,回头你又能给他来一发爱的家教。” „What!” “什么啊！” „That not so? You look at him now like this, now big four, be only next semester will repair the opportunity one time, can he study safely? Did not count on that whom you also do count on?” “那不然呢？你看他现在这样子,现在又都大四了,只有下学期一次重修机会,他能安安心心读书？不指望你还指望谁？” „But he obviously very confident appearance.” “可他明明很有信心的样子。” „Installs to give you to look, do you also really believe?” “装出来给你看的呗,你还真信呐？” Chen Guang does not know how others discussed themselves in behind, he sat by the examination place position by the window, the face was black. 陈光并不知道别人在背后怎么议论自己,他只是坐在考场靠窗的位置旁,脸黑黑的。 When boasted naturally did not need to consider the consequence, but really sat here, looks on the platform in front of again the monitoring an exam teacher that thick seal bag, how did not know, thought that was a little dizzy. 吹牛皮时当然不用考虑后果,可真一屁股坐在这里,再看着讲台上监考老师面前那厚厚的密封袋,不知道怎么的,觉得头有点晕。 The so-called dead duck is obstinate argumentative, wants to save face at all costs, he who roughly refers to now this condition. 所谓死鸭子嘴硬,死要面子活受罪,大体就是指的他现在这状况了。 Oh! 唉！ Chen Guang sighed, let alone Lin Jingwei these people, he himself actually did not favor themselves to test excessively. 陈光叹口气,甭说林经纬那些人了,就连他自己其实都不看好自己能考过好吧。 What is more exasperating, this monitoring an exam teacher knows himself unexpectedly! 更气人的是,这监考老师居然认识自己！ „Yo! Versatile elder brother! Chen Guang? Heard early you are the student in our school, I had not believed before, has not thought that is really you!” “哟！全能哥！陈光？早听说你是咱们学校的学生,我之前还不信呢,没想到真是你啊！” „Teacher is good.” “老师好。” „Took a test to help me sign.” “等考完试帮我签个名呗。” „Good does not have the issue.” “好的没问题。” „Right, I not because you are the celebrity turn on the water to you, you know that currently the celebrities have the public effect, I also believe that your ability, takes a test I to be able today to take care of you with emphasis, but do not get the handle by me! I want to become famous for a long time.” “对了,我可不会因为你是名人就给你放水,你知道的,现在名人都有公众效应,我也相信你的能力,今天考试我可会重点照顾你啊,可千万不要被我抓住把柄啊！我想出名好久了。” „Teacher, I thank you.” “老师,我谢谢你。” Entire family. 全家。 Finally two characters he has not spat. 最后俩字他没吐出来。 The mother egg, the useless Gopro eyeglasses, this goods are also very luckily young, definitely knows the business! 妈蛋,幸好没用Gopro眼镜,这货也挺年轻,肯定懂行！ Waits for examination paper one round, looks at the above piles of heavenly book formulas, in the brain the complete starch. 等卷子一发下来,看着上面一堆堆天书般的公式,脑子里完全浆糊。 All the low-grade, only have to pass an examination high, this matter ancient Nanquan, hates about the volume idle. 万般皆下品,唯有及格高,此事古难全,对卷空余恨。 Yeah was right, in the powers of four computers according to the bedroom, how many two moon/month electrical bills wants? 哎对了,按照寝室里四台电脑的功率,俩月电费要多少呢？ I might as well calculate that is this. 我还不如算算这个。 He took up to wrap was just trading Exceedingly High Chalice in new hooligan rabbit cup wrap/sets, light wen tea, at heart talking over. 他拿起包裹在刚换了新的流氓兔杯套里的通天圣杯,轻呡了口茶水,心里念叨着。 „Asked me, I helped you present the topic.” “求我,我帮你做题。” At this time, the Lu Ming fruit started to disturb in him. 就在这时候,鹿鸣果又开始在他心里捣乱了。 „Do not be noisy, being tired.” “不要闹,烦着呢。” „I not noisy, my here has an ultra easy-to-use goon, she is sleeping, you asked my me to awaken her.” “我没闹,我这儿有个超好用的打手,她正在睡觉,你求我我就把她叫醒。” „Who?” “谁？” „Super day scholarship dominates Nicole * Terpe Stee!” “超级天才学霸妮可西*特佩思特！” „This...... can have!” “这个……可以有！” In the eye of Chen Guang exuded to ask you luminously, my beloved Lu Ming elder sister! ” 陈光的眼睛里都泛起光亮来求你了,我心爱的鹿鸣姐！” In front of passing an examination, moral integrity anything, goes with the wind. 在及格面前,节操什么的,就随风而去吧。 After 30 seconds . 三十秒后。 „I had just asked her, she said that you must ask her.” “我刚问过她了,她说你也得求她。” „Asked her! Nicole elder sister!” “求她了！妮可西姐！” „......” “……” „I go! Quite quick! Her examination paper has not looked!” “我去！好快！她连卷子都没看过吧！” „This This Emperor read blindly, do not take seriously.” “这本皇瞎念的,你别当真。” „Fuck......” “尼玛……” „Un?” “恩？” „The dear Lu Ming elder sister, you may really have the sense of humor.”( To be continued.) “亲爱的鹿鸣姐,您可真有幽默感。”(未完待续。)