Lady White Snakethrows, „elder brotherIaskedyou, after myon the shelf, on the streakingto the present, had not taken the 10 centsrecommendation, Iwore the women's wearto go tomychief-editor, howfinally did youguess?”
白娘子又扑上来,“哥我求你了,我上架之后就一直裸奔到现在,就没拿过一毛钱推荐,我都穿女装去我的责任编辑了,结果你猜怎么着?”Chen Guangevokes the curiositytohim, „how?”陈光给他勾起好奇心,“怎么着?”„Myresponsibilityarranges is also a younger sister! Enticesinvalid! Iaerobic!”
“我的责编也是个妹子!勾引无效!我好气!”Chen Guangshows the whites of the eyes, „thisrubbish, femalefrequency that youwrite, the responsibilityarrangesisfemaleis not very normal?”陈光翻个白眼,“这不废话吗,你写的女频,责编是女的不很正常吗?”„ThereforeIhurryandreceive in exchange the men's wear, howthen do youguess?”
“所以我赶紧又换回男装,然后你又猜怎么着?”
The Chen Guangpinchingfistsilently, „Isuggested that youspoketo sayone time. 【The latest chapterreading】”陈光默默的捏拳,“我建议你说话一次性说完。【最新章节阅读】”Lady White Snakeleaves behindtwolines of lamentation the tears, „myresponsibilityarranged saying that sheliked the female student, the speciallyrepugnantmale student, put on the male student of women's wearrepugnantly, ended, Iwas complete. Idefinitelyoffendher, Iaimed at!”
白娘子留下两行悔恨的泪水,“我责编说,她喜欢女生,特别讨厌男生,最讨厌穿女装的男生,完了,我全完了。我肯定是得罪她了,我被针对了!”Chen Guangdid not have the fellow of self-knowledgenot to have the languagetothis, „in view ofyour younger sister, your oneselfwrotethatrottenly, whospecialcanlook, the subscriptionthrewonelumpto fly in circles, Ieditedmenot to pushtoyou. PrevioustimeI conduct the activitytimehelpedyoupropagandize, inmymicro bloggaveto scoldmiserably, said that Ipoisoned!”陈光对这没有自知之明的家伙没语言了,“针对你妹,你自己写那么烂,谁特么能看得下去啊,订阅扑成一坨翔,我是编辑我也不给你推好吧。上次我搞活动的时候帮你宣传了一下,我微博里都给骂惨了,说我投毒!”Lady White Snake'sangrybeckoning with the hand, „is impossible! Iwritethatearnestly, thisabsolutelyismodernDream of the Red Chamber! Said, askedyou, youlooked that Ihave not askedyouranything.”
白娘子愤怒的一摆手,“不可能!我写得那么认真,这绝对是现代红楼梦!讲真,求你了,你看我从来没求过你什么。”Chen Guangstartsto break off the finger, „lastsemesteryouaskedmeto helpyoubring the food, askingmeto leadyouto openblack, askingmeto leadyouto go to the square, askingme...... well is too many, Icould not countquickly, yousaideach timehas not askedmyanything.”陈光开始掰着手指头,“上学期你求过我帮你带饭,求过我带你开黑,求过我带你去片场,求过我……好吧太多了,我都快数不过来了,你每次都说没求过我什么。”„Oh, the personis living, is really a littlemeaningdoes not have, bluethin...... shiitake mushroom......”
“唉,人活着,真是一点儿意思都没有,蓝瘦……香菇……”Thisgoodstimeis not an attire, reallycried.
这货这次不是装的,真是哭了。„Good, Ifearedyouare inadequate!”
“好了好了,我怕了你不成!”Looked that his dies by heartbreak the appearance of inadequatehuman form, Chen Guangis eventually tenderhearted, „youwalked the transport capacity of eightlifetimeto hitme, ordinaryothersopenedseveral hundred thousanddozens of advertisementstome, Idid not meet, wasyou.”
看他这伤心欲绝到不成人形的样子,陈光终究心软,“你丫真是走了八辈子的运能撞到我,平常别人给我开几十万打广告,我都不接,也就是你了。”Bai Fanthrusts out the faceto hit the snakealong with the stickon, „Brother Guangyouareourdormitoryeldest child, mustcoveris selecting the little brothers! Relax, does yourgreat kindness, mycertaineternal lifealways remember? IknowBrother Guangyouradvertisementprecious as gold, if by any chance my bookwere red, several hundred thousand, divideminute's of matter, youdo not knowthesebiggodshavefiercely......”白凡腆着脸打蛇随棍上,“光哥你是咱们宿舍里的老大嘛,得罩着点小弟们呐!放心,你的大恩大德,我一定永生铭记好吧?我知道光哥你的广告金贵,但等我这本书红了,几十万,分分钟的事情啦,你是不知道那些大神有多厉害……”„Resulted inresulted, stopped! Youstoptome!”
“得了得了,打住!你给我打住!”Chen Guanglooked for a towelto comestops upthisfellowmouthfromsideconveniently, stopped uptohim.陈光随手从旁边找了块毛巾来塞这家伙嘴里,给他堵住。
After tenminutes, the versatilesupermanmicro blogrenewed a messagenewly.
十分钟后,全能超人微博新更新了一条消息。„Fronthigh-energyearly warning! High-energyearly warning! Inhistory the most irresponsiblenovelrecommendationappeared! Isright, youhave not misread, below Chen Guang, recommendsunrivalledstrangeShu, «OverbearingPresidentPleaseLoveMy1001Again»! The guaranteeis ugly, guarantees the dogblood, guarantees the brainto be remnant, dividesminuteto ascend to heaven, looks at a chapter of poison, looked that twochaptersare terminally ill, looked that threechapters of deitiesare difficultto rescue, looked that fourchapters of ghostsseealsoworried. Ifyoucango against the VIPchapter, thencongratulatesyou, youhave added the human calamityluxuriouslunch, next lifemustremember that mediates.”
“前方高能预警!高能预警!史上最不负责任的小说推荐出现了!是的没错,你们没有看错,在下陈光,推荐一本旷世奇书,《霸道总裁请再爱我一千零一次》!保证难看,保证狗血,保证脑残,分分钟升天,看一章中毒,看两章病入膏肓,看三章神仙难救,看四章鬼见也愁。如果你能顶到vip章节,那么恭喜你,你已经加入人间惨剧豪华午餐,来生一定要记得做个好人。”Bai Fandefendsis lookingadvertisementlanguage that at the same timeChen Guangthisshocks everybody, „Brother Guang, the real man of yoursuchportrait?”白凡守在一边看着陈光这惊世骇俗的广告语,“光哥,你这样写真的大丈夫?”
The Chen Guangrackethisshoulder, „young fellow your does not understand, Imorewassayscary, others will be more curious, believemy, right.”陈光拍拍他肩膀,“小伙子你这就不懂了,我越是说得吓人,别人就越是会好奇,信我的,没错。”Lady White Snakelooked athimhalfly believing and half doubting, had no alternativeandrunsto brushhisauthorbackstageto look at the data.
白娘子将信将疑看了看他,没奈何又跑去刷他的作者后台看数据了。Thisdoes not lookdoes not know,looksto have a scare, ina while, Lady White Snakejumpedfrom the chair, „rose!”
这不看不知道,一看吓一跳,没过得一会儿,白娘子就从椅子上蹦了起来,“涨了涨了!”Chen Guangcurls the lip, cannot rise, the high-endnet that the old mangood and evil20 millionfansmeasureis red, mymicro bloggivesyouto comeoneround, compared withyourwebsitesealsto pushgreatlypowerful, thisgrandsonalsosuspectsoneselfmightunexpectedly.陈光撇嘴,能不涨吗,老夫好歹两千万粉丝量的高端网红,我微博给你来一发,比你网站的大封推都给力,这孙子居然还怀疑自己的威力。Chen Guanghas no timeto continueto stayin the bedroomlooked that Lady White Snakewas gladto frisk and scamper, sets outto walkwithLin Jingweitogether.陈光却没什么时间继续呆在寝室里看白娘子乐得撒欢,起身和林经纬一起走了出去。„Brother Guang, what to dothen do youplan?”
“光哥,接下来你打算怎么办?”„What to do? Whichmattersmall grove do yourefer to?”
“什么怎么办?小林子你指的是哪件事情?”Lin Jingweilooked at the direction of female studentbedroom, intenthad referred.林经纬看了看女生寝室的方向,意有所指。Chen Guangsighed, „what to doIdid not knowto be able, thistimeIwent to the USnot to planto seeSun Xiaoxun, finallymetthatmatter, Icannotlook but not see, the result...... this...... heralwayssuch, Ido not know how shouldprocess.”陈光叹口气,“我也不知道能怎么办,这次我去美国本来不打算见孙小逊的,结果又遇上那档子事,我总不能视而不见吧,结果……就这样咯……她总是那样,我也不知道该怎么处理。”Lin Jingweisighed, „, since old timesheroicsadbeautiful womanpass/test.”林经纬叹口气,“唉,自古英雄难过美人关呐。”„Goesyour, Iam not the hero, does not wantto work as the hero. Naturally, ifreallymustsaymeis, thatalso can only bethe times create the hero, my gaveto force somebody to do something he incapable, did not haveto choose.”
“去你的,我可不是什么英雄,也没想当英雄。当然,如果真非得说我是,那也只能是时势造英雄,我这一路给赶鸭子上架上去的,也没得选择。”Lin Jingweihehe, „truthIam understanding.”林经纬嘿嘿着,“道理我都懂。”„But the lifedamn, many thingswere often unreasonable.”
“但人生操蛋,往往很多事都不讲道理呀。”„Right, then can't youlivein the bedroom?”
“对了,回头你不能在寝室里住了吧?”Lin Jingweiasked.林经纬问道。Chatted such a smalltime periodontwo people, has the buddywithdormitoryto run overto look forChen Guangone after anothermuchto sign.
就两人闲聊这么一小阵子,陆陆续续已经有不少同宿舍楼的哥们跑过来找陈光签名了。Althoughmanypeoplecannot name the character, buteveryonelivedtogether for threeyearsinthisdormitory, mostlyis the ripeface, Chen Guangis not goodto reject, all comes are welcomesigned, had not stopped, the dormitoryencirclesaboutoutside the buildinghas also been filled with the person, there are both men and women, the female studentwas in the majority, and seems very very delicious the deliciousappearance.
虽然很多人叫不上名字,但大家一起在这栋宿舍楼住了三年,大多都是熟面孔,陈光也不好拒绝,来者不拒的都签了,一直就没停过,宿舍围合的大楼外面也已经挤满了人,有男有女,女生居多,并且看起来都很美味很好吃的样子。
The shedmanages the auntverydifficultlytowork ashundred, goes all out, the price that Chen Guangpaysisto complyto giveher son, nephewwait/etc a relativeto signtennames.
舍管大妈正十分艰难的以一当百,非常卖力,陈光付出的代价是答应给她的儿子、侄儿等等一众亲戚签十个名。Looksdownstairs„sea of people”, the Chen Guangnodsaid: „Indeedcould not live, oh.”
看着楼下的“人山人海”,陈光点头说道:“的确是住不了,唉。”„Whatair/Qi did yousigh? Doesn't become famouswell?”
“你叹什么气?出名不好吗?”Lin Jingweiis teasing.林经纬调侃着。Chen Guangthenvisitshim, „youlooked that Ido look likelike the famousperson?”陈光回头看着他,“你看我像喜欢出名的人吗?”Lin Jingweithinks,„Ithoughtyouactuallyquitelikeremaining silentto get rich.”林经纬想了想,“我觉得你其实比较喜欢闷声发大财。”„Thiscannot, my alsobe the personinJianghu, involuntary.”
“这不就得了,我这也是人在江湖,身不由己呐。”Chen Guangmanychoices, have not wantedbettercollectionbeliefvalue, hehas tofromliving in seclusion the secretconditionchanges to the onstage, his impossibleeachabilityto be the same withinitialwearing a maskCar God, made a statusalone.陈光并没有多少选择,想要更好的收集信仰值,他就不得不从隐居幕后的状况转到前台,他不可能每一种能力都和当初的蒙面车神一样,单独弄一个身份。First, thisis very troublesome, the wall that in the worldhas not ventilated, oftenwalksin the riverside, definitelywetshoes.
一来,这样很麻烦,天底下就没有不透风的墙,常在河边走,肯定得湿鞋。On the other hand, only thenhestandscompletely, hismanystatuscanfuse together, the reputation that manyskills that hemastersbring, canform the linkageeffect.
另一方面,也只有他本人完全站出来,他的诸多身份才能融为一体,他所掌握的诸多技能带来的名声,才能形成联动效应。For examplesomepeoplelike the pianoat the same time is also very interestedin the dart, will first knowhimbecause of the piano, afterwarddiscovered,originallyhisdart is so also fierce, is to worship, thencontinuesto readhismicro blog, discovered that hedrivesalso is very unexpectedly good, perhaps, shouldprobablybe this world'sbestperson?
比如有人喜欢钢琴的同时对飞镖也挺感兴趣,就会先因为钢琴而认识他,后来又发现,原来他的飞镖也这么厉害,是要崇拜一下,然后又继续看他的微博,发现他开车居然也挺牛,也许,应该大概是这个世界上最牛的人吧?Thatthissameperson, will providemanybeliefvaluestohim, in addition, thispersonwill have the friend, he Chen Guangmatterwill also introduce that listenstohisfriend, this, the beliefvaluenaturallyare in the course of contacts getting more and more , like the multi-level marketing.
那这同一个人,就会给他提供多份信仰值,除此之外,这人也会有朋友,他又会将陈光的事情介绍给他的朋友听,这一来二去,信仰值自然越来越多,就和传销一样。This, isChen Guang the linkageeffect that wantsto pursue.
这,就是陈光想要追求的联动效应。Until now, bets the car racingafterHong Konghehas not attended any officialpubliccar race, buthisCar Godtraining groundbeliefvaluehas actually been growingslowly.
到现在为止,在香江赌车赛之后他都不曾参加过什么正式的公开的赛车比赛,但他的车神训练场信仰值却一直在缓慢增长。
Several other typeshave achievedfullprice/valueWorld inside the Grail, after the Lu Mingfruitstrengthrises suddenly, the capacity can still catch up with the step of Lu Mingfruitin unison, is relatedwithChen Guangthislinkageeffect.
另外几样已经达到满值的杯中界,在鹿鸣果实力暴涨之后,产能依然可以齐头并进的跟上鹿鸣果的步伐,也与陈光这联动效应有关。
The momentum that since as of late, heonlinebuild upshas never declined, it may be said thatachieves the cauldronvictory, no matterwhichskill, so long ashetakes, thenhasmostpeopleto noticeimmediately.
最近这段时间以来,他在网上造成的声势从未衰落过,可谓达到鼎胜,不管是哪种技能,只要他一拿出来,便立马有最多的人注意到。Therefore, regardless of does hewantto become famous, now can only hold one's noseto recognize.
所以,无论他想不想出名,如今都只能捏着鼻子认了。Fortunately, the famousfaultislosespart of freedoms, the advantageactuallyalsomuch, when for examplepreviouslyZheng Hefound itselfthatinstigates the type, the net worth of when production costs rise, prices rise too, is rightnow, in the micro blogprivate letterthesearriveinnumerably, femalefanslarge scale that the eyecannot look at......
还好,出名的坏处是失去一部分自由,好处却也不少,比如先前郑河瞧见自己时那怂样,还有如今水涨船高的身家,哦对了,还有微博私信里那些多到数不清,眼睛都看不过来的女粉丝大尺度……Said,was unspeakable.
咳咳,佛曰,不可说。Calledin the bedroomseveralpeople, calledSun XiaoxunandGao Ya/elegantagain, ate the tappasakito the schooloutsidetogether, Chen Guangthensays goodbyewith the peoplefor the time being, returns to ownrent.
叫上寝室里几人,再叫上孙小逊与高雅,一起到学校外面去吃了顿铁板烧,陈光便与众人暂且告别,回自己的租房里去了。BeforeXin Qin and Wu Miaowantwopeople here, heoftenshut outothersto be noisy, shut outothersalwaysto likecomingto peephe, makinghimnot have the private and free time, mayreturn toheresuddenly, twolittle girlsdisappeared, was really somewhatis much lonelier.
以前辛沁和巫苗婉二人都在这边的时候,他时常嫌弃别人吵闹,嫌弃别人总爱来偷窥他,让他没有私人空间和自由时间,可突然之间回到这里,俩妞不见了,真是有些寂寞得难熬。Chen Guangdoes not wantto acknowledge,actuallyoneselfisfears the lonelyperson.陈光不想承认,其实自己是个怕寂寞的人。
Becoming Colored GlazeRedeemer, becomes the presentcelebrity, as ifhehas not been separated from pastthat.
成为琉璃的救赎者也罢,成为如今的名人也罢,似乎他始终都不曾将自己从过去那个自己脱离开来。Saidof pleasant to hear, his callednot to forget the first thought that saidcoarse, hung the silklifesince birth, even ifbecamehas the rightto have the potential, eventuallywas onlyhangingsilk that had the rightto have the potential.
说好听点,他这叫不忘初心,说难听点,就是生来吊丝命,哪怕变得有权有势了,也终究只是个有权有势的吊丝。Did not matter, hespreadsto let go, hangs the silkto hang the silk, nothingis not good.
无所谓了,他摊摊手,吊丝就吊丝吧,没什么不好的。Oh, is a room of person, goodvoidlonelycold.
唉,就是一个人的房间,好空虚寂寞冷呐。
The emptyroom, the emptyheart, desertedIseemed the skyto turn into the grey, ifhadprettysuch asflowerlittle lolito cometometo pound the backat this time, knocked the leg, rubbed the shoulder, bestput onlittle, should better notto leak a pointto come out the chestspring scenerycarefully, thatmaytoobe really happy.
空荡荡的房间,空荡荡的心,空落落的我好像天空都变成了灰色,如果这个时候有个貌美如花的小萝莉来给我捶捶背,敲敲腿,揉揉肩膀,最好穿得少一点,最好不小心把胸口春光漏一点出来,那可真就太幸福了。
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啊!
The wonderfulbecoming knownsteamed bun, the smallredcherry, Ireally am, is goodto fondly remember!
美妙的大白馒头,小红樱桃,我真是,好怀念呐!„Swells the chrysanthemumgrowing upperson, bymetoyourunderstanding, your little whileshouldthink very dreadfulmatter.”
“肿菊长大人,以我对你的了解,你这会儿应该正在想着很猥琐的事情。”Suddenly, Xin Qinsoundfromdepending onChen Guangbrainonsofarear-drive.
突然,辛沁的声音从靠在沙发上的陈光脑后传了过来。Chen Guangsits the straightbodyfiercely, „howyouknow!”陈光猛坐直身子,“你怎么知道!”Xin Qinshows the whites of the eyes, „swells the chrysanthemumgrowing upperson, yourpantswent against youbroke, can Inot know? Am Iblind? Really, you can also make, in the past few daysyouwent to the WenzongpavilionWen Wento suppress the demontoyour family, todaycan't hold in? Youwill dieyourselfsooner or laterdreadfully!”辛沁翻个白眼,“肿菊长大人,你裤子都给你顶破了,我能不知道?我瞎啊?真是的,你这人也太能造了吧,前些天你才去文宗阁给你家文雯镇压过邪魔,今天就又憋不住了?你早晚把自己给猥琐死!”Chen Guangjustwantsto quibble, Xin Qinactuallycurls the lip, „shuts up, Iin the roundwormcompared withyourbellyalsounderstandyou! Youexplained that is equal toconcealing!”陈光正想狡辩,辛沁却又撇嘴,“闭嘴,我比你肚子里的蛔虫还了解你!你解释就等于掩饰!”Opening mouth of thislittle loli, was really more and more poisonous snake, a lightmasterage, was really saysdumbfoundedtoher, whoasked itselfto be graspedbyherunluckypresent?( To be continued.)
这小萝莉的一张嘴,真是越来越毒蛇了,光老爷一把年纪的,真是给她说得哑口无言,谁叫自己倒霉被她抓了现行呢?(未完待续。)
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