„I always felt, the versatile elder brother is hyping himself intentionally?” “我总觉得,全能哥是不是故意在炒作自己啊？” „Some of my also this feelings, his pattern, radically oneself and Lavin * the Houde five people binds together forcefully!” “我也有这种感觉,他这模式,根本就是在把自己和拉文*霍德五个人强行绑在一起啊！” „Is a little this meaning. 【No ball window novel net】” “是有点这意思。【无弹窗小说网】” „He was so famous, what also does this positive result to make? Has not arrived at that level, by money forcefully kidnapping?” “他都这么出名了,还搞这名堂做什么？没到那水平,靠钱强行绑架的咯？” „My a little path turned black meaning, this person to become famous the face does not want?” “我有点路转黑的意思了,这人为了出名脸都不要的咯？” Actually, above is not the so-called road transfers black, but is authentic black, he thinks that the opportunity came. 其实,上面这条并不是所谓的路转黑,而是正宗黑,他以为机会来了。 „Rolls going of calf! The passers- by the passer-by, which are cool where to stay.” “滚犊子的去！路人就路人,哪凉快哪呆着去。” „Yes, Black Mole (Hei Zi) are also in any case many, are many your is not many, is short of your many, thinks are oneself a role?” “就是,反正黑子也多,多你一个不多,少你一个不少,以为自己是个角色呢？” „Versatile elder brother person, I from long ago started the powder he , he is not a little concerned about face, but cannot endure the matter that others handle to be convinced.” “全能哥这人吧,我从好久以前就开始粉他,他这人吧,是有点不要脸,但耐不住人家做的事情让人服气啊。” „Yes, can you rescue the lives of more than 300 people? Troublesome real estate management to this black attire road fellow one set of 30 years of banning word meals.” “就是,你能救三百多人的命？麻烦房管给这个黑装路的家伙一套三十年的禁言套餐。” „Is good to force! I try the ip section!” “好勒！我试试封ip段！” Then, among the barrage live broadcasts , the one breath brushes over a hundred red news. 然后,弹幕直播间里,一口气就刷出上百条红色讯息。 „Real estate management ultra god!” “房管超神了！” „Was invincible!” “无敌了！” This buddy is also the air/Qi, as the specialized sprayer rhythm dog, eats meal with the wages, most annoying is carries a heavy responsibility is actually not able to fulfill duty to fulfill responsibility , because the real estate management in this room is too fierce, word at earliest convenience to seal/confer people, simply is not diligent the draft animal to be the same. 这哥们也是气啊,身为专业喷子节奏狗,拿工资吃饭的,最可气的就是身负重任却始终无法尽职尽责,就是因为这个房间里的房管太猛,一言不合就封人,简直勤快得牲口一样。 Oneself ambushed was so long, waited till an opportunity with great difficulty, wants to poke a blade quietly, finally unexpectedly gave to seal the ip section, other colleagues in work room are also giving whole army has been annihilated. 自己潜伏了这么久,好不容易等到个机会,想悄悄的戳一刀,结果居然给封了ip段,连带着工作室里的其他同事也给全军覆灭了。 „This fellow, is really stupid.” Chen Guang are also hanging in the live broadcasts, finds this just in time, is happy. “这家伙,真蠢。”陈光自己也在直播间里挂着,正巧瞧见这一幕,也是乐得不行。 „Chen, said , didn't you first arrive practice the zither | Jean room to go to the hot hand? Today you also and five Grandmaster instrumental ensembles, although we are the hypes, but you cannot display too......” “陈总,讲真,你不先到练琴房去热热手？今天你好歹也得和五位大师合奏,虽然咱们是炒作,但你也不能表现得太……” Lü Xiaoliang this goods started. 吕小梁这货又开始了。 „You came, how many times wanted me saying that did not need to practice, I can also step on stubbornly them good?” “你又来了,到底要我说多少次,不用练,我也能把他们踩得死死的好吧？” Chen Guang did not hold little Comrade Lü patiently a foot, lets his numb slip gets the hell out, oneself look back among the live broadcasts in barrage is overjoyed. 陈光不耐烦的揣了小吕同志一脚,让他麻溜的滚蛋去,自己又回过头来看着直播间里的弹幕乐不可支。 Finally, in the long-waited vision, eight o'clock arrived, the Chen Guang concert opens officially! 终于,在万众期待的目光中,八点钟到了,陈光音乐会正式揭幕！ Meanwhile, took advantage of a mistake to buy this concert live broadcast copyright the tomato satellite TV stage proboscis to smile the crack quickly. 于此同时,捡漏买下这次音乐会直播版权的番茄卫视台长嘴都快笑裂了。 Originally, before the live broadcast starts ten minutes, whirlwind who upward the viewing ratio of tomato satellite TV has started to rub. 原来,早在直播开始之前十分钟,番茄卫视的收视率就已经开始蹭蹭的往上飚了。 The time of Wednesday, because of enemy tower rise the reason of trump card variety, the tomato stage had retreated in defeat again and again in the viewing ratio to suddenly does not bottom, but the program has not formally begun broadcasting today, then already direct impact 2. 原本周三的这个时间段,因为敌台突然崛起的王牌综艺的缘故,番茄台在收视率上已经节节败退到不见底了,可今天节目尚未正式开播,便已经直冲二。 At present viewing ratio real-time disseminated news still five minutes to delay, this 1.983 were the five minutes ago data, according to normal rule, now viewing ratio steady had broken 2, did not know can high many. 目前收视率的实时播报尚有五分钟延迟,这1.983还是五分钟之前的数据,按照正常规律,现在收视率稳稳的已经破了二,就是不知道到底能高多少了。 This gains to send simply! 这简直赚到发啊！ Pitifully the time is extremely only tight, cannot draw to anything supports, a television station advertisement in this concert does not have, is the sponsor advertisement of organizer, before this is also , the tomato stage can buy one of the live broadcast power provisions with low price. 只可惜时间太过仓促,没能拉到什么赞助,在这堂音乐会中一个电视台广告都没有,全是主办方的赞助商广告,这也是之前番茄台能低价买到直播权的条款之一。 However, can deal a head-on blow to the trump card variety in enemy tower, can make that dead fatty unhappy, I was happy! 但是,能给敌台的王牌综艺以迎头痛击,能让那个死胖子不开心,那我就开心了啊！ That side, in the national art center the light short accent is dark, two figure slim and graceful females wear the veil to hoodwink the face to arrive at the stage center gradually, the light follow their graceful physique to move. 那边,国家艺术馆里灯光短暂的调暗,两个身形袅娜的女子戴着面纱蒙着脸渐渐走到舞台中央,灯光跟随着她们的曼妙身姿挪动。 These two people put on a white yellow skirt gauze, under the light shines, floating as immortal. 这两人身上穿着一白一黄的裙纱,在灯光辉映下,飘飘似仙。 „Is this host? Right, in the beforehand admission ticket did not seem saying that who the host was yeah?” “这是主持人吗？对了,之前的门票上好像没说主持人是谁哎？” „Who will care about the host is who?” “谁会在乎主持人是谁啊？” „Also right, but how they are hoodwinking the face, now also wears a mask popularly the management?” “也对,不过她们怎么蒙着脸,现在还流行蒙面主持的咯？” „Moreover has a need for two? Really strange.” “而且用得着两个吗？真是奇怪。” When the people discuss spiritedly, two female hosts arrive at center the stage finally, two people put the mouth the microphone simultaneously. 正当众人议论纷纷时,两名女主持人终于走到舞台正中,两人同时将话筒放到嘴边。 Suddenly, two people lag behind the cover fiercely in head veil. 突然,两人猛的拉下罩在头上的面纱。 Wears the girl of white gauze skirt to say with a smile: „Fellow viewer friends everyone's good, I am host Jin Shiyue of Chen Guang concert, welcome everyone!” 身穿白色纱裙的女孩子笑道:“各位观众朋友们大家好,我是陈光音乐会的主持人靳诗月,欢迎大家！” Jin Shiyue! 正是靳诗月！ Side wears the girl of yellow skirt also to smile, mischievous poked under own cheek, „everyone's good! I am host Jiang Yage! Thanked everyone to attend the Chen Guang concert!” 旁边身穿黄裙的女孩子同样嫣然一笑,调皮的戳了下自己的脸蛋,“大家好！我是主持人江雅歌！非常感谢大家参加陈光音乐会！” Burnt to Meng, Meng is not out of focus, yellow skirt girl Jiang Yage. 焦不离孟,孟不离焦,黄裙女孩正是江雅歌。 In the big national art center 1 time bursts into thunderous applause, no one has thought that but bought does an admission ticket that watches the piano concert, forward as an enclosure the Left and Right Hands two people of conferences unexpectedly? 诺大的国家艺术馆里一时间掌声雷动,谁也没想到,只是买了张看钢琴音乐会的门票,居然还附送左右手二人的见面会？ This really gained sends greatly! 这真是赚大发了啊！ Also, without remembering incorrectly, this should be Jin Shiyue and Jiang Yage two people of host first shows, our worked as the witness of history? 还有,如果没记错,这应该是靳诗月和江雅歌二人的主持人首秀,咱们这是当了历史的见证者？ This price, did the complete value come back? 这票价,完全值回来了好吗？ The television and audience before the webcast is startled similarly, the overseas fortunately, some audience know Left and Right Hands, the home actually almost exploded the pot. 电视机和网络直播前的观众同样大吃一惊,国外还好,只有少部分观众认识左右手,国内这边却几乎炸了锅。 „Strange, online did not say that their two people do record the song in London? What ghost is this?” “奇怪,网上不是说她们两人在伦敦录歌吗？这是什么鬼？” „Do not ask me, how do I know?” “你别问我,我怎么知道？” „Fierce my versatile elder brother! Is this in this year history the most luxurious host lineup?” “厉害了我的全能哥！这是本年度史上最豪华主持人阵容吗？” Added oneself and Jin Shiyue pure, the wizard letter/believes, this leg, can others fly tens of thousands li (0.5 km) to fly to give you from London eagerly to be the host? 还说自己和靳诗月清清白白的呢,鬼才信,这要不是有一腿,人家能眼巴巴的飞几万里从伦敦飞回来给你当主持人？ Oneself hurry back has not calculated, but also gives to take best friend Jiang Yage, feels emotion the righteousness to be good simply. 自己赶回来还不算,还把闺蜜江雅歌也给带上,简直有情有义好吧。 „Life winner versatile elder brother who dog said!” “狗曰的人生赢家全能哥！” „How yeah do you curse at people?” “哎你怎么骂人啊？” „I worshipped dead simply he!” “我简直崇拜死他了！” „......” “呃……” At this time, before television computer, similar dialogue is performing everywhere. 此时,电视电脑前类似对话到处都在上演。 Naturally also has to scold Chen Guang, but he was scolded a lot, recently his heroic image gave to pack at the height of power, even if usually his dies black does not scold exits. 当然也不是没有骂陈光的,不过他本就被骂得多了,最近他这英雄形象又给包装得如日中天,哪怕平时他的很多死黑都不太骂得出口。 „Looked, in you just rescued in many human lives shares, this week of week I did not scold you, I want to scold your words to write in the small book, next Monday the morning will get out of bed I all making up!” “看在你刚救了好多人命的份上,这周星期我不骂你了,我把想骂你的话写在小本本上,下周一早上起床我就全给补上！” Let alone other person of allies were amazed, as Chen Guang of person concerned is the whole face ignorant *, this what ghost? 别说其他人友邦惊诧了,作为事主的陈光自己更是满脸懵*,这什么鬼？ Earthenware tower Ha'pen? 瓦塔哈盆？ Are you special teasing me? 你们特么在逗我？ Is resting in watches in the television he of live broadcast lens, is startled fiercely stood from the chair, „did they come? How haven't I been informed beforehand completely?” 正在休息间里看着电视里直播镜头的他,惊得猛的从椅子上站了起来,“她们俩怎么来了？我怎么事先完全没得到通知？” The two people in television, seem to have been fully correct Chen Guang this time amazed, Jiang Yage is particularly mischievous is blinking to the lens, only then Chen Guang understands in this look is meaningful. 电视里的两人,似乎已经猜透了陈光此时的惊诧,江雅歌还是分外调皮的对着镜头眨眼,只有陈光才明白她这眼神里的意味深长。 Two people to help Chen Guang this concert drum up support, was spares no effort. 两人为了帮陈光这堂音乐会造势,也算是不遗余力了。 When without a doubt, the Left and Right Hands two people of facial features suddenly appear when the tomato satellite TV, this type does not have the notice in advance, the heavyweight card in hand when the critical moment pats loudly can make the entire conference site atmosphere blast open loudly, the audience before television computer can be startled greatly is opening mouth. 毫无疑问,当左右手二人的面容突然出现在番茄卫视里时,这种预先毫无通知,等到关键时刻轰然拍下的重量级底牌可以让整个会场气氛轰然炸裂,电视电脑前的观众更会惊得大张着嘴。 Two people of fans rapid will hand down, tells others, Left and Right Hands mounted the stage publicly. 二人的粉丝更会迅速的口口相传,告诉其他人,左右手又公开登台了。 It is not business develops, is not the common circular, but is the live broadcast, is now, locks the tomato satellite TV, or the bamboo live broadcast, the time difference party please select the versatile superman special area in drill tubing live broadcast. 不是商演,也不是一般的通告,而是直播,就是现在,锁定番茄卫视,或者竹子直播,时差党请点开油管直播里的全能超人专区。 Thus, pays attention to his eating melon people besides Chen Guang own fans and because of forced landing, this concert instantaneously were also a group of many new audience, Jin Shiyue and Jiang Yage fans. 这样,除了陈光自身的粉丝和因为迫降事件而关注他的吃瓜群众之外,这堂音乐会瞬间又多了一批新的观众,靳诗月和江雅歌的粉丝。 The tomato satellite TV station manager almost jumped from the chair, except for the just-received latest viewing ratio reported that the demonstration has broken through beyond 2.626 this data now, Left and Right Hands two people suddenly mounts the stage makes him be overjoyed. 番茄卫视台长几乎从椅子上蹦了起来,除了刚刚收到的最新收视率报告显示现在已经突破2.626这个数据之外,左右手二人的突然登台更让他喜出望外。 What did this call to come? 这叫什么来着？ Lies down to win! 躺赢！ Right, oneself today this is in history lies down to win most! 没错,自己今天这就是史上最强躺赢！ Usually wants to ask these two big national goddesses to attend the variety show, makes one develop the reality show not to have the city the initial price to several hundred times by some chance valuably, others do not meet. 平时想请这两大国民女神参加综艺节目,开价到数百万一期让人演真人秀都有价无市,人家不接。 Entire country, as long as is a little satellite TV province stage of strength, who doesn't want to let in these two program? 全国上下,但凡是有点实力的卫视省台,谁不想让这两位上自家节目？ That brandishes the check not to have the place to spend. 那都是挥舞着支票却没地方花钱。 This time also on several million buys the Chen Guang live broadcast power, unexpectedly also fishes these two a coup. 这次也就几百万买个陈光的直播权,居然还捞到这两人的意外之喜。 Buys delivers two, the complimentary gift is more valuable than the main body! 买一送二,赠品比本尊还值钱！ Had an old saying to say well, made the wrong choice. 有句古话说得好,买椟还珠。 It is not right, my was buys a pig also to deliver two animal tenders! 不对,我这是买了一头猪还送了俩饲养员！ Also is not right, the crime crime, Mr. Chen your Sir massive do not blame my heart to harm, my was more excited much the mental aberration. 呃,也不对,罪过罪过,陈先生您大人大量不要怪我心误,我这是兴奋得精神失常了。 That side two people after simple announcing, language fast extremely quick the sponsor will thank one by one. 那边两人在简单的报幕之后,又语速极快的将赞助商挨个感谢了一遍。 This concert altogether draws to 20 million support, respectively by two company first-level support, four company secondary support. 这次音乐会一共拉到两千万赞助,分别由两家公司一级赞助,四家公司次级赞助。 The opening speech of Jin Shiyue and in Jiang Yage is studying the pattern of once «Huaxia Good Sound» famous host, is the messages of 200 characters to read respectively at the extremely quick speed two corporate sponsors. 靳诗月和江雅歌的开幕致辞里学着曾经的《华夏好声音》著名主持人的模式,将两家赞助公司长达两百字的广告词以极快的速度分别念完。 Jin Shiyue used for 38 seconds, every second 5.26 characters, Jiang Yage is quickly to 33 seconds, every second 6.06 characters. 靳诗月用了三十八秒,每秒5.26个字,江雅歌更是快到三十三秒,每秒6.06个字。 Two people appear here today, obviously does not conceive a plan temporarily, but is prepared early. 两人今天出现在这儿,显然不是临时起意,而是早有准备。 Really let alone, although two people the first time were the host in the satellite TV program officially, but also really develops decent. 真别说,虽然二人都是第一次正式在卫视节目中担纲主持人,还真演得有模有样。 „Yeah, the Shiyue elder sister, how does not know, how I thought that we do have to sing the rap talent? Otherwise, in the next special edition adds two rap to give a try again?” “哎,诗月姐,不知道怎么的,我怎么觉得咱们有唱rap的天赋啊？不然,下一张专辑里再加两首rap试试看？” In the television, Jiang Yage has after her extremely the characteristics iron lung read the message, the cool heart does not jump, immediately and Jin Shiyue cracks a joke. 电视机里,江雅歌用她极有特色的铁肺念完广告词之后,面不改色心不跳,立马又和靳诗月开起玩笑来。 Jin Shiyue is also smiling, „can try.” 靳诗月也笑着,“是可以试试。” Jiang Yage turning the head appearance audience, „our languages fast, doesn't lose face?” 江雅歌又转头面相观众,“我们这语速,不丢人吧？” „Does not lose face!” “不丢人！” The audience should with one voice with. 台下观众齐声应和。 Actually the normal piano concert, will not present this audience and interaction of host world, first piano appeared particularly Gao Ya/elegant, secondly also likes the person of piano music, actually relatively is peaceful. 其实正常的钢琴音乐会,是不会出现这种观众和主持人间的互动的,一来是钢琴本就显得分外高雅,二来也是喜欢挺钢琴曲的人,其实都相对安静。 But Chen Guang is the net is red, today here audience mostly is also his fans, is some audience, how the familiar Chen Guang person can not know Left and Right Hands, at this time everyone mood is stimulated. 但陈光是型网红,今天来这里的观众大多也是他的粉丝,都是些型的听众,熟悉陈光的人又怎能不知道左右手,这时候大家情绪都正亢奋着呢。 Jin Shiyue receives the topic, „, therefore had words to say well, called women is will willing to be left behind by men.” 靳诗月又把话题一收,“所以有句话说得好,叫巾帼不让须眉。” „Yeah, right, gives our movie to have dozen of advertisements while convenient, will act the leading role in movie «Woman» that by me and Chen Guang soon starting, when will screen, everyone do not forget to buy a ticket the movie theater to support us!” “哎,对,顺便也给我们的电影打打广告,由我和陈光主演的电影《巾帼》即将开机,等到上映的时候,大家可别忘了买票到电影院支持一下我们呀！” „Advertisement fired off, but I must speaking of next woman's, good, is we then forthcoming Portugal Grandmaster Ms. Christine! She internationally has the honor to receive many senior generals, in addition, she is the world's most outstanding classic «Jack-o'-lantern» performer, this «Jack-o'-lantern», that earnest rapidness! Then, invited Ms. Christine hits Liszt's «Jack-o'-lantern» for everyone!” “广告打完了,可我又得说到下一位巾帼,不错,正是我们接下来即将登场的葡萄牙大师克里斯汀娜女士！她在国际上荣获多项大将,除此之外,她更是世界上最出色的名曲《鬼火》的演奏者,这《鬼火》啊,那才叫真的快！接下来,有请克里斯汀娜女士为大家打来李斯特的《鬼火》！” This lines, is display on site Jin Shiyue and Jiang Yage, the world ten disaster tune «Jack-o'-lantern» literary references and ultra frank and ready speech fast messages links, two people host first shows simply are much more shocking. 这台词,也是靳诗月和江雅歌的临场发挥,将世界十大难曲《鬼火》的典故与超快语速广告词结合在一起,两人的主持人首秀简直惊艳得让人发指。 Then, two people simultaneous/uniform Qitui to secretly, has then adjusted Christine who the good condition to be ready in full battle array to wear the coattails, is stepping the lively step, on the face is hanging the self-confident noble smile, walked from the backstage, she is first bowing to the stage under slightly, then shakes the clothes, sat before „nightingale”, was placed has reappeared the dense and numerous collection of music scores on her front tablet PC, was «Jack-o'-lantern»! 说完,两人便齐齐退向幕后,早已调整好状态严阵以待的克里斯汀娜则穿着燕尾服,迈着轻快的步伐,脸上挂着自信高贵的微笑,从后台走了出来,她先是对着台下微微一躬身,然后便一抖衣服,坐在了“夜莺”前,摆在她面前的平板电脑上已经浮现出密密麻麻的曲谱,正是《鬼火》！ After the former preheating in zither | Jean room, her the finger was hot at this time feels hot, in touching to „nightingale” when key, she as if heard this incomparable items joyful happy cry. 经过之前在琴房里的预热,此时她的手指正热得发烫,在摸到“夜莺”的琴键时,她仿佛听到这台绝品欣喜的欢鸣。 Her heart has whole-hearted, „nightingale”, you were my! 她心有满腔热血,“夜莺”,你是我的了！ As for Chen Guang, which manages on that side Christine must how shoot, he does not care, at this time he had thrown, must ask two people to ascertain to understand. 至于陈光,哪儿管得上那边克里斯汀娜要怎么弹,他根本就不在乎,此时他已经扑了出去,得找两人问个清楚明白。 All seem like so happy, but two women/girls such strength top, waves the flag for his platform personally, clearly before must him, drains for the effort that to pretend non-involvement the relations makes! 一切看起来都是如此的美好,可两女这样力顶,亲自为他站台摇旗,分明就要把他之前为了撇清关系而做的努力付诸东流啊！ „, Was not anxious I, I feared that what to do read by some chance mistakenly, fortunately fortunately.” “唔,紧张死我了,我就怕万一念错了怎么办,还好还好。” In the backstage powder room, Jiang Yage is rising to blush very excited striking one's chest. 后台化妆间里,江雅歌正涨红着脸很是激动的拍着胸脯。 Jin Shiyue in looks to begin the stage itself/Ben, while said with a smile: „Where your was anxious, I look at you to display very well, even I because you became calm.” 靳诗月一边看着手里的台本,一边笑着说道:“你哪里紧张了,我看你发挥得很好嘛,连我都因为你变得镇定下来了。” At this time, Chen Guang knocks on a door outside. 这时候,陈光在外面敲了敲门。 „Who?” Jiang Yage is asking in inside. “谁啊？”江雅歌在里面问着。 „Is I!” Out of the door broadcasts the Chen Guang sound. “是我！”门外传来陈光的声音。 „In room no one, you and others will come again!” “房间里没人,你等会再来吧！” One hear of Chen Guang came Jiang Yage to be scared immediately, opens eyes to talk nonsense, today this matter is the wicked idea that she braved, where she can unable to think that Chen Guang must send a punitive expedition. 一听陈光来了江雅歌顿时慌了神,睁眼说着瞎话,今儿个这事就是她冒出来的鬼点子,她哪能想不到陈光是要兴师问罪来了。 Chen Guang: „......” 陈光:“……” Are you when I am silly? 你是不是当我傻啊？ My this must believe your evil, I should result to ask the magnetic storm infantry to come the times complete set treatment course. 我这要信了你的邪,那我该得去找磁暴步兵来次全套疗程。 Tried to twist the door lock, has not locked, he opened the door simply directly. 试着拧了拧门锁,没锁上,他索性直接开门进去了。 Jiang Yage then to his awkward smiling, Jin Shiyue is blushing the eye not to go not to dare to look at him. 江雅歌回头冲着他尴尬的笑着,靳诗月则红着脸别过眼睛去不敢看他。 „Hi, is really skillful, you here!” “嗨,真是巧啊,你怎么也在这里啊！” Jiang Yage is rubbing hands, is wriggling the waist, is selling sprouting/moe forcefully. 江雅歌搓着手,扭着腰,强行卖着萌。 Chen Guang gave her to provoke laughter all of a sudden, that air/Qi also vanished into thin air at heart, beckons with the hand, „resulted in resulted, I have not blamed you, your anxious anything. In brief, thanks both of you such far away came to support the gathering place to me. Right, your appearance money I do not have money gives, the body of my money Quanza that five ball pianos went, dies expensively dies expensively.”( To be continued.) 陈光给她一下子逗笑了,心里那点气也烟消云散,摆摆手,“得了得了,我又没怪你,你紧张什么。总之,谢谢你们俩这么大老远的来给我撑场子了啊。对了,你们俩的出场费我是没钱给的啊,我钱全砸那五个弹钢琴的身上去了,死贵死贵的。”(未完待续。)