? „Who entrains must ambush the versatile elder brother?” ?“谁这么拽要狙击全能哥？” „Smith jewelry? Is this does do?” “史密斯珠宝？这是干什么的？” „I listened to the cousin who I studied externally to say probably, was a very famous established jewellery company, the scale is very big, to build various types of precious jewelry to be famous manually.” “我好像听我在国外读书的表姐说过,是一家很出名的老牌珠宝公司,规模很大的,以手工打造各种名贵珠宝闻名遐迩。” „Right? Why can they unable to pass with the versatile elder brother? What ambushes?” “是吗？他们为什么要和全能哥过不去啊？狙击什么啊？” „Don't you know? Haven't you read the versatile elder brother micro blog? Tomorrow he attended Guinness congress yeah!” “你们都不知道吗？你没看全能哥微博？明天他参加吉尼斯大会哎！” „Compared with what? Blade tower? Also do some people dare to compare with him?” “比什么？刀塔吗？还有人敢和他比？” „It is not, truncates the pencil!” “不是,是削铅笔！” „WTF, WTF! really bored!” “卧槽,卧槽！真特么无聊啊！” „Truncates the pencil? Probably...... is the variant of handicraft? Thinks to find it silly?” “削铅笔？大概……算是手工艺的一个变种？想想就觉得无聊呢？” „Very bored!” “是很无聊！” „Not necessarily, I had looked at Guinness before, is very exciting. Moreover unexpectedly some people dare to ambush the versatile elder brother, don't you find it very interesting?” “不见得吧,以前我看过吉尼斯,挺刺激的。而且居然有人敢狙击全能哥,你们不觉得很有趣？” „Truth has a little, therefore I did not look at Guinness, this time also supports?” “道理是有那么一点的,所以我本来不看吉尼斯的,这次也支持一下？” „In building adds one.” “楼上加一。” „You also left worship blindly the versatile elder brother, I just checked the material, the person of Smith jewelry was very fierce, super fierce!” “你们也别太盲目崇拜全能哥了,我刚查了资料,史密斯珠宝的人很厉害,超级厉害！” „Right I also go.” “是吗我也去查查。” „WTF really fierce, day day! Versatile elder brother danger!” “卧槽真的厉害,日天了！全能哥这次危险了！” „So is really scary?” “真这么吓人？” „Real! Several handicraft world champions!” “真的啊！好几个手工艺界的世界冠军啊！” „Was danger, difficult to be inadequate this versatile elder brother to kneel?” “危险了,难不成这次全能哥要跪？” „Kneeling your younger sister! Can the versatile elder brother kneel? Forgot the deeply grieved lessons of beforehand these people? Forgot that once each felt the person who he can kneel, wants the live broadcast to eat to fly in circles ten jin (0.5 kg), the live broadcast streaking, what the live broadcast makes to make what, finally all didn't kneel?” “跪你妹！全能哥能跪？忘记以前那些人的惨痛教训了吗？忘记曾经每一个觉得他会跪的人,要直播吃翔十斤的,直播裸奔的,直播做什么做什么的,最后不全跪了？” „Truth has selects! Good, waited to watch the program, the versatile elder brother was strong!” “道理还是有那么点的！好吧,等着看节目了,全能哥强无敌！” „Spring and Autumn Period overlord!” “春秋霸主！” „Series Jianghu!” “一统江湖！” „In space invincible!” “宇内无敌！” „Dominates the foreign country!” “称霸外域！” „For witch Yaowang!” “为了巫妖王！” , In the barrage starts to coordinate gradually but actually neatly, presents the potential of one-sided promotion, after all will defend in the live broadcasts in majority is the Chen Guang fans, as for Black Mole (Hei Zi) and sprayer? 渐渐的,弹幕里倒又开始整齐协调起来,出现一边倒的鼓吹之势,毕竟会守在直播间里的大部分都是陈光的粉丝,至于黑子和喷子？ In ultra diligent real estate management and under the ultra manages dual offensive, these people live in the long banning word list, sees one to kill one, forever will seal IP not to bring to blink. 在超勤快的房管和超管双重攻势下,这些人都活在长长的禁言名单里,见一个杀一个,永封IP不带眨眼的。 Among Chen Guang this live broadcasts, said that the grave of rhythm dog, among which live broadcasts has not sealed the rhythm dog to have his here is so diligent, took the rhythm team of wages not to meet his lived, mother egg was too diligent, registering the new number cost was too high. 陈光这直播间,又称节奏狗之墓,从来就没有哪个直播间封节奏狗有他这儿这么勤快,就连拿工资的节奏团队都不接他的活了,妈蛋太勤快,注册新号成本太高。 After all his real audience number enough has made the barrage explode for a long time, really does not need the rhythm dog to come the drawing popularity, now establishes the LV5 above audience to send the barrage simply, not the egg uses, a barrage as before snowflake piece. 毕竟他的真实观众数量已经足够让弹幕长期爆炸了,实在不需要节奏狗来拉人气,如今更是索性设置LV5以上观众才能发弹幕,还是并无卵用,弹幕依旧雪花一片。 Is even spreading such a legend in the bamboo platform, has the qualifications to send the colored barrage in the versatile superman live broadcasts, is the true god trench, is gives the gift to surpass 5000 oceans the powdered iron. 在竹子平台甚至流传着这样一个传说,有资格在全能超人的直播间发彩色弹幕的,才是真正的神壕,都是赠送礼物超过五千大洋的铁粉。 After waiting for the barrage rhythm unification to be coordinated, Chen Guang is pointing at the screen, then looks at four people, „did you see? My back has so many fans to support me, they trust me, will I possibly lose? Even if in 2 million fans among the present live broadcasts, I cannot lose. Therefore, no matter that dead full-figured woman must do anything, anything challenges the pattern and so on, is unimportant, I do not care, because, I must win! Also wins certainly!” 等弹幕节奏统一协调之后,陈光指着屏幕,回头看着四人,“你们看到了吧？我的背后有这么多粉丝支持我,他们这么信任我,我又怎么可能会输呢？哪怕是为了现在直播间里的两百万粉丝,我也输不起。所以,不管那个死肥婆要搞什么事,什么挑战模式之类的,都不重要,我也不在乎,因为,我必须赢！也一定赢！” Although clear(ly) knows that he is talking nonsense, the fans fine Divine Power in addition holds this matter only to live in the hot blooded cartoon, but among the live broadcasts in fans are very happy, the gift started to brush crazily, took the violent to walk five to kill when compared with him also fierce. 虽然明知道他是在瞎扯淡,粉丝精神力加持这种事情只活在热血漫画里,但直播间里的粉丝们还是很开心,礼物又开始疯狂的刷了起来,比他拿暴走五杀时还猛。 The Yue Hong four people did not have the means that was the boss in acting cool, what to do the staff can? 岳鸿四人也是没办法了,老板正在装逼,员工们能怎么办？ Bows the head in greeting! 纳头便拜啊！ „Is right! Chen has not lost! This time is also the same! Managed her dead full-figured woman to ask what goon to come!” “是的没错！陈总从来就没输过！这次也一样！管她死肥婆叫了什么打手来！” Three the sons of bitches responded quickly, was follows outstanding prestige to mix so many years dog young cutting edges worthily, the horse buttocks patted one after another, 三狗子反应最快,不愧是跟着卓威混了这么多年的狗仔先锋,马屁拍起来一套一套的, Fang Tianyu weak saying: „But Smith's Grandmasters really......” 方天宇弱弱的说道:“但是史密斯的大师们真的……” His words have not said, was poked under the waist by Lü Xiaoliang ruthlessly, immediately changed a statement: „Chen is strong!” 他话未说完,就被吕小梁狠狠戳了下腰,马上改口道:“陈总强无敌！” Yue Hong and Su Li really cannot bear the appearance of this group of people, shrinks the head to hide toward outside, hurries to vanish from this live broadcasts, in order to avoid loses the festival in old age. 岳鸿和苏离实在受不了这群人的样子,缩着脑袋就往外面藏去,赶紧从这直播间里消失,以免老来丧节。 Waits well „comforting” own staff, Chen Guang has wielded them draws back , before is sits the computer, starts the new round single line, very calm is hitting a sound to refer to the lens, „did fellow brothers and sisters, you hear? Tomorrow I must participate in that anything Guinness's program record, will broadcast probably several days later, ahead of time everyone hits an announcement. Un, hopes that everyone when the time comes generous support in front of television, best help me propagandize again.” 等好好的“安抚”过自己的员工,陈光将他们挥退,又是坐回电脑前开始新一轮的单排,很是淡定的对着镜头打了个响指,“各位兄弟姐妹,你们都听到了啊？明天我的确是要参加那什么吉尼斯的节目录制,大概再过几天播出来吧,提前个大家打个预告。嗯,希望大家到时候在电视机前多多支持啊,最好再帮我宣传宣传。” „That what Smith jewelry, I did not understand, does not want to understand, their people are fierce, I am not clear, but I can give everyone to guarantee here, what person who no matter they find comes, I certainly won fully, does not lose face absolutely, ok? I heard that Guinness congress the normal viewing ratio less than 1, like this, we set a plan now, if everyone helps me propagandize when the time comes, the viewing ratio can achieve 3%! Converting probably is 9 million people, I draw under the micro blog, pull out 1000 1000 Yuan cash prize to come out, what kind of!” “那什么史密斯珠宝,我不了解,也不想了解,他们的人多厉害,我也不清楚,但我可以在这里给大家保证,甭管他们找的什么人来,我一定赢得酣畅淋漓,绝对不丢人,好吧？我听说吉尼斯大会现在正常的收视率都不到一,这样,咱们定个计划,如果到时候大家帮我多宣传,收视率能达到百分之三！换算下来大概就是九百万人,我就在微博下面抽奖,抽一千个一千元现金奖出来,怎么样！” To present Chen Guang, money is far from believing the value to be important, to help this time Guinness congress drums up support, he was also spares no effort. 对现在的陈光来说,钱远远没有信仰值重要,为了帮这次吉尼斯大会造势,他也算是不遗余力了。 When the time comes looked the person who program are more, even if exchanging slices pencil matter uninteresting person, prostrating oneself that so long as can also feel a heartfelt admiration under his masterstroke/divine skill, can provide the belief value. 到时候看节目的人越多,哪怕是对削铅笔这事毫无兴趣的人,只要也能心悦诚服的拜倒在他的神技之下,都能提供信仰值。 If 1 million silver dollars can let truncate the pencil greatly to be directly complete, is worthwhile! 如果一百万现大洋可以让削铅笔之界直接大圆满,值当！ The rhythm in barrage really ascends to heaven directly, although nowadays the net red economy is prosperous, net red net worth also when production costs rise, prices rise too, but dares to put out the net red anchor who 1 million silver dollars draw directly, Chen Guang is alone. 弹幕里的节奏果然直接升天,现如今网红经济虽然红火,网红们的身家也水涨船高,但敢直接拿出百万现大洋抽奖的网红主播,陈光还是独一份。 Rich, willful, is mindless. 有钱,任性,不讲理。 For red, the old man was ready for any sacrifice. 为了红,老夫豁出去了。 Also really let alone, although his live broadcast time super is not fixed, when begins broadcasting each time can take to the audience masters full visual enjoyment, even if only the single line tall ladder, he same can also play the flower. 还真别说,虽然他这直播时间超级不固定,但每次开播时都能带给观众老爷们酣畅淋漓的视觉享受,哪怕只是个单排天梯,他一样也能玩出花儿来。 Today is only the ordinary live broadcast, he does such a acting cool preview to come, really makes the audience masters be choked up with emotions. 今天原本只是普通的直播,他又搞出这么一堂装逼预告片来,实在让观众老爷们心潮澎湃。 Why does not know, we like your nostril being supercilious upwards, others also take the appearance of your no means. 不知道为什么,咱们就喜欢你这一号鼻孔朝天目中无人,偏偏别人又拿你毫无办法的样子。 To your face, wants to give the gift to you who we cannot bear. 就冲着你这张脸,咱们就忍不住的想给你送礼物。 The game projected on half, that side «Woman» necessary propaganda with. 游戏打到一半,那边《巾帼》的配套宣传又跟上来了。 Chen Guang must act after is a retirement, operates the boxer in handicraft shop, in movie he will not use the substitute person, goes forth to battle personally, makes every effort to achieve the movie most returns to original state, most real. 陈光要扮演的就是一名退役后经营手工艺店的拳手,在电影里他将不用替身,亲自上阵,力求将电影做到最还原,最真实。 Did not discuss regardless the issue of performing skill, but Chen Guang such dedicated intention, trains hard the technique for the movie, must challenge the Guinness World Record, this actor hit the lantern unable to find. 抛开演技的问题不谈,但陈光这样专注用心,为了电影而苦练技艺,如今更要挑战吉尼斯世界记录,这种男主角打着灯笼也找不到哇。 Originally for these days «Woman» movie matter was eye-catching enough, that side film promotion offensive follows , among the live broadcasts in audience flees baseless upward fiercely a section. 原本这几天《巾帼》电影这事就够吸引眼球了,那边电影宣传攻势一跟上,得,直播间里的观众又凭空往上猛窜一截。 The two sides coordination experience, the effect is better. 两边配合体验,效果更佳。 Small acute hearing that called cocky at heart, others made the live broadcast platform, worked with the heart to take the trouble, won over a popular actor from another company by offering higher pay everywhere, various types fried to laugh uproariously, even did not hesitate taking risks to make the female anchor in platform sell the meat, only to attract the popularity, the effect like futile attempt, was actually unable to make ends meet year to year, all was loses money to make the platform. 小聪心里那叫一个得瑟,别人做直播平台,劳心费神,到处挖角,各种炒噱头,甚至不惜铤而走险让平台内的女主播卖肉,只为了更吸引人气,效果却都如杯水车薪,常年入不敷出,全都是赔钱做平台。 But this bamboo live broadcast, since the list Chen Guang this big tree, lay down simply is lying down must become industry in first. 可自己这竹子直播,自从榜上陈光这颗业内大树,简直躺着躺着就要成为业内第一了。 Is right, it seems like, my Chang Xiaocong idles about in many eyes, the private life was also very imprudent, does not have the father my anything is not, before making bamboo platform, my investment depended on the father and his brain trust directs, made a result reluctantly. 是的没错,在很多人眼里看来,我常晓聪游手好闲,私生活也很不检点,没了老爹我什么都不是,在做出竹子平台之前,我很多投资都是靠着老爹和他的智囊团指点,才勉强做出点成绩的。 Even my foreign Ivy League diploma, does everything possible to hoodwink, I do business am not the unique talent, cultivating the behavior is not good, but in the most correct decision that in my first half of life makes, after smelled Chen Guang fishy smell, killed Wujing on first, made contact with the line through Zhong Bai and Chen Guang. 甚至我在国外的常青藤名校毕业证,都是想尽办法蒙到手的,我做生意也不是特有天赋,做人也不是多棒,但在我这前半生里做出的最正确的决定,就是闻到了陈光身上的腥味之后就第一个杀去了五京,通过钟柏和陈光搭上线。 Thinks, he even/including silently selects the mouse, shelled out gives Chen Guang to brush 1000 sumptuous banquet continuously, sumptuous banquet value 500 oceans. 想着想着,他又默默的连点鼠标,自掏腰包连续给陈光刷了一千个满汉全席,一个满汉全席价值五百大洋。 Waited for under Chen Guang the time transmission to look at the gift statistics of backstage , was really as luck would have it, that side spoke thoughtlessly to promise that must draw 1 million, finally today broadcast for less than three hours, the gift added 1.01 million. 等陈光下播时看了眼后台的礼物统计,得,真是赶巧了,那边才随口许诺出去要抽奖一百万,结果自己今天就播了三个小时不到,礼物加起来一百零一万。 Finishing ahead of schedule balanced revenues and expenditures! 提前完成收支平衡了！ Are the god trench how many today? 怎么今天神壕怎么多？ Returns among the live broadcasts to look at today's fans list's first again , unexpectedly was the small acute hearing. 再回到直播间看了眼今天的粉丝榜第一名,得,居然是小聪。 Chen Guang silently to the small acute hearing in a real estate management, then the winding stopped work for the day. 陈光默默的给小聪上了个房管,然后下线收工了。 Behind the so-called team as for Madame Smith, he really does not care. 至于史密斯夫人背后的所谓团队,他真的不在乎。 He does not want to understand the courage where Madame Smith comes plays this challenge pattern, doesn't the pitiful mortal, you and your subordinate understand the boundary of god? 他都没想明白史密斯夫人是哪里来的勇气玩这挑战模式,可怜的凡人,你和你的手下根本就不明白神的境界好吗？ You think that I am only am red by the hype high-rank network? 你们以为我只是个靠炒作上位的网红？ Thinks under my hand not to have the real capability? 以为我手底下没有真功夫？ The know-nothing party is really dauntless! 真是无知者无畏啊！ They surely do not have attractive my video well, does not know what they must challenge is what existence. 他们肯定没有好好看过我的视频,根本就不知道他们要挑战的是个什么样的存在。 This Chen Guang has not really guessed wrong, although his early video also has a big influence externally somewhat, but jewellery company these Grandmaster Level staff are not the Internet users, all day long the most time spends, in the work made money on this matter, in the hot spot to network has not that paid attention. 这点陈光还真没猜错,虽然他早期的视频在国外多多少少也有不小影响力,但珠宝公司这些大师级员工可不是什么网民,成天大半时间都花在工作挣钱这事上面了,对网络上的热点没那么关注。 They do not know versatilely superman fierce also indisputable. 他们不知道全能超人的厉害也无可厚非。 As for Malena * Smith, although she also has to pay attention to the celebrity and male mold, but the most thoughts are looking for on own small fresh meat, she really does not think own company these employees on will lose to a male artist of Huaxia together. 至于玛丽安娜*史密斯,虽然她也有关注名人和男模,但大半心思都在找自己的小鲜肉上面,她也实在不认为自己公司那些员工一起上会输给一个华夏的男艺人。 Malena lies down on the resplendent in gold and jade green bed, the male mold that whatever two large sum of money boss around gathers round the plump body on busy busy , the eye is actually staring at own cell phone stubbornly, until the above live broadcast picture thorough black screen. 玛丽安娜躺在金碧辉煌的大床上,任凭两个重金笼络来的男模围着自己肥硕的身躯忙上忙下,眼睛却死死盯着自己的手机,直到上面的直播画面彻底黑屏。 Then she was gloomy the face to close the live broadcast, the racket the male mold of country character face, „what did this person say my a moment ago?” 然后她阴沉着脸关了直播,拍拍身边国字脸的男模,“刚才这人说我什么？” „Dear Mary, he said that he does not fear the challenge of your firm staff.” Where this male mold dares the death full-figured woman translation of Chen Guang mouth in the past. “亲爱的玛丽,他只是说他不怕贵公司员工的挑战。”这男模哪儿敢把陈光嘴里的死肥婆翻译过去。 Has not thought that although Madame Smith cannot understand Chinese, the pronunciation impression of but to dead full-figured woman these three repeatedly presenting is profound, subconscious thought that this is not the word of praise, „what is? He has said many times!” 不曾想,史密斯夫人虽然听不懂汉语,但对死肥婆这三个多次出现的发音却印象深刻,下意识的觉得这不是什么好话,“斯斐波是什么？他说过很多次！” „, This probably is his pet phrase.” “呃,这大概是他的口头禅。” „Gives you for the last time the opportunity, telling my his what is this.” Madame Smith cold under face. “给你最后一次机会,告诉我他这是什么意思。”史密斯夫人冷下脸来。 This male mold saw unable to conceal the truth, has to consider was saying: „Respectable Madame Smith, this is an insulting glossary, he is shutting out your stature obese...... ” 这男模见瞒不过去了,只好斟酌着说道:“尊敬的史密斯夫人,这是一个侮辱性的词汇,他是在嫌弃您的身材过于……肥胖。” Madame Smith was angry, „where my was obese! I am so obviously slender! My this most can only call plentifully!” 史密斯夫人愤怒了,“我哪里肥胖了！我明明如此苗条！我这最多只能叫丰满！” Because of her anger, her fat wave from top to bottom is shivering. 因为她的怒火,她浑身上下的肥肉波浪般颤抖着。 Two male molds are cruel enough ill, „is woman, your indeed is plentiful.” 两名男模强忍心中不适,“是的女士,您这的确是丰满。” „I have never received this shame, my staff will want the justice for me!” Malena fishes out the cell phone, „I decided that invited the friend of mine.” “我从未受到过这种羞辱,我的员工会为我讨回公道！”玛丽安娜又摸出手机,“我决定把我的朋友请来。” After several minutes, she hung up the telephone well satisfied. 几分钟后,她心满意足的挂断了电话。 Meanwhile, a middle-aged man actually smiles bitterly to sit to set out from the bed, prepares to pack the baggage to non-stop fly Yanjing from Tokyo. 与此同时,一名中年男子却苦笑着从床上坐起身来,准备收拾行李从东京直飞燕京。 „Botswanan people, do you want to go?” “博人,你这是要去哪儿？” This middle-aged man named mountain Botswanan people sighed, „Madame Smith just made the phone call, said that she needed my help, I must sit a half hour later airplane to go to Huaxia Yanjing.” 这个名叫青山博人的中年男子叹口气,“史密斯夫人刚刚打来电话,说她需要我的帮助,我得坐半个小时后的飞机去华夏燕京。” „That disgusting fat woman?” “那个恶心的胖女人？” „Do not say the boss of Smith jewelry like this, if not she, I now am in the beggar of raree show acrobatics.” “不要这样说史密斯珠宝的老板,如果不是她,我现在还是个在街头表演杂技的乞丐。” „Botswanan people do not see clearly themselves like this, you have this world's most flexible hand!” “博人你不要这样看清自己,你拥有这个世界上最灵活的手！” Mountain Botswanan people look own slightly abnormal slender ten fingers, on the face the color of forced smile is stronger, how he is cruel enough to tell the beloved wife, what kind of training when young to obtain this pair of hand have undergone in the Ninja canyon? 青山博人看着自己略显畸形的纤细十指,脸上苦笑之色更浓,他又怎么忍心告诉心爱的妻子,年幼时的自己为了得到这一双手在忍者峡谷里接受过怎样的训练呢？ Once he was honored as the first talent in Ninja canyon, finally actually reduced to the street earns living to seek livehood, the experience that because this found it unbearable to recall, made him treasure all that the present has especially, including „ghost's hand” this world-famous title, just like his wife said, mountain Botswanan people pair of hand, is nowadays the first clever artisan of universally recognized deserving, his artistic standard perhaps and not on these Grandmasters in Smith jewelry, but concerned the dexterous degree, he never will actually lose to anybody. 曾经的他被誉为忍者峡谷中的第一天才,最终却沦落到街头卖艺求生,正是因为这不堪回首的经历,才让他格外珍惜自己现在拥有的一切,包括“鬼之手”这个享誉全球的称号正如他的夫人所说,青山博人这一双手,是现如今世界上公认的当之无愧的第一巧手,他的艺术水平或许及不上史密斯珠宝里的那些大师,但论及手巧的程度,他却是从来也不会输给个任何人。 „Hateful Chen Guang, waits to cry to kneel is asking me, then ruthlessly was devastated by me!” On the Malena face appears blushing of difference, the mouth is being foul-mouthed, then opens mouth to scream, finally actually cannot enjoy oneself to the full, a foot ruthlessly will squat the male mold before her body to trample, „waste! The old ladies my feeling does not have!” “可恶的陈光,等着哭着跪着求我,然后狠狠的被我蹂躏吧！”玛丽安娜脸上浮现出异样的红晕,嘴里骂骂咧咧着,然后张张嘴想要尖叫出来,最终却没能尽兴,狠狠的一脚将蹲在她身前的男模踹了下去,“废物！老娘我一点感觉都没有！” Two male molds almost cry aloud, your meat can get up to pleat, don't our these thousand methods have the means half to hit the cow? 两名男模几乎哭出声来,你的肉都能起褶子了,我们这千般手段也没办法隔山打牛好吗？ „What! Do mountain Botswanan people also want to attend afternoon Guinness congress?” One very early in the morning, Lü Xiaoliang just now opens the awake song sleepy eyes, by this explosive news being startled filled with sleepiness. “什么！青山博人也要参加下午的吉尼斯大会？”一大清早,吕小梁才刚睁开惺忪睡眼,就被这个爆炸性的消息给惊掉了满腔睡意。 „What makes to make what? Is peaceful a point to be good? Can to sleep well?” Side broadcasts the Fang Tianyu sound. “闹什么闹什么？再安静一点行不行？能不能让人睡个安稳觉了？”旁边传来方天宇的声音。 Lü Xiaoliang delay about several seconds, then rending pitiful yell, „! Why you on my bed!”( To be continued.) 吕小梁呆滞了大约几秒钟,然后撕心裂肺的惨叫起来,“啊！为什么你会在我的床上！”(未完待续。)