? Chen Guang cups one hand in the other across the chest, „is not at all, now you thought that I can develop?” ?陈光一拱手,“不敢当不敢当,现在你觉得我能不能演？” Yang Xi hesitates slightly, finally clenches teeth saying: „If you are not Zhao Kuo are an armchair strategist, that does not certainly have the issue!” 杨希稍稍犹豫,最终咬牙道:“如果你不是赵括纸上谈兵的话,那就一定没问题！” „What is Zhao Kuo, this mister is the Grandmaster Level! Is fiercer than our teachers!” “什么叫赵括,这位先生是大师级好吗！比我们老师还厉害！” Side group of students do not know that secretly how long audited, a female student has not really borne, is disputing for Chen Guang loudly. 旁边这群学生都不知道偷偷旁听多久了,一女生实在没忍住,大声替陈光辩驳着。 Chen Guang gives to have a scare, turns head, the fragrant wind greets the nostrils, mother egg, when this young female student sat the side by! 陈光都给吓了一跳,一扭头,香风扑鼻,妈蛋,这小女生什么时候坐自己身边挨着了！ He touches oneself face, did I change the graceful recently? 他摸摸自己的脸,我最近又变帅了？ As long as is my nearby younger sister cannot help but was attracted by me? 但凡是我附近的妹子都会不由自主的被我吸引过来？ „Well, isn't this school leader Yang Xi?” “咦,这不是杨希学长吗？” Some actually people recognized Yang Xi finally, as the excellent graduate of play, Yang Xi is known in the school. 倒是有人终于认出了杨希,作为中戏的优秀毕业生,杨希在学校里还算小有名气。 „Hears school leader Yang Xi now in " Woman » dramatic team, then this is......” “听说杨希学长现在在《巾帼》的剧组,那么这位是……” „Versatile elder brother! God!” “全能哥！天啊！” „Chen Guang! I am your fans!” “陈光！我是你的粉丝！” „Versatile elder brother I online scolded you yesterday, I quite regretted!” “全能哥昨天我才在网上骂了你,我好后悔！” „Has not really thought that the versatile elder brother is so fierce!” “真没想到全能哥这么厉害！” „Versatile Elder Brother can you sign to me?” “全能哥哥您可以给我签个名吗？” „I also want!” “我也要！” The celebrity also has the fault of celebrity, gave the person to see through the true body very much easily. 得,名人也有名人的坏处,很容易就给人识破真身了。 Is feeling crowded tide of people, particularly the happy figure of play school girls, in Chen Guang surface calm, in the heart was sweet eats the honey to be the same. 感受着身边的拥挤人潮,尤其是中戏女学生们的美好身段,陈光面上淡定,心中却甜得吃了蜜一样。 I want to become famous, anticipation isn't such flash? 啊,我这么想出名,期待的不就是这么一瞬间吗？ „Do not be crowded, everyone should not be crowded!” “不要挤,大家不要挤！” Your chest pressed me not to gasp for breath! 您的胸压得我喘不过气了！ „Everyone's hand do not act unreasonably!” “大家的手别乱来啊！” The youngest sister you acts with constraint, while not pawing my buttocks! 小妹妹你矜持一点,别趁乱摸我屁股好吗！ „No! No!” “别！别啊！” I told you, you pulled out toward my pants crotch under the hand again, once stimulated old man the strength of great antiquity, the drop hammer shook, you can the bone fracture! 我跟你讲,你再把手往我裤裆下面掏,一旦激发老夫的洪荒之力,打桩机一震,你会骨折的！ The celebrities have the advantage of celebrity, there is a fault. 名人有名人的好处,也有坏处。 The advantage is the advantage that in this Crowd always has unable to take, the fault is the might as well does not want obviously at heart, in the surface actually must maintain an appearance of honorable gentleman. 好处就是这种扎人堆里总有占不完的便宜,坏处就是明明心里爽得不要不要的,面上却还得维持住一副正人君子的模样。 The pain, and joyful. 痛,并快乐着。 Abandoned most of the day time, Chen Guang and Yang Xi runs away from the water in a panic, the electing corner/horn of that side full beard will still be continuing, the Yang Xi mood and previously compared has been no comparison between them, he anticipates Chen Guang to be able a morning point at the lens next war, if his actual combat level has 1/10 of his theoretical knowledge, that then haunched this play sufficiently! 废了大半天功夫,陈光和杨希才从水吧仓皇逃走,那边大胡子的选角会还在继续,不过杨希的心情和先前比早已不可同日而语,他是如此的期待陈光能早一点在镜头下一战,如果他的实战水平有他理论知识的十分之一,那便足以撑起这部戏了！ By that time, can oneself lie down the assistant who probably into world cinema history most will be training the actor? 到那时候,大概自己能躺着成为世界电影史上最会调教演员的助理？ At this time Chen Guang actually received another call, Yue Hong and the others finally getting up the matter of CCTV handles. 此时陈光却接到另一个电话,岳鸿等人终于把上央视的事情搞定了。 Chen Guang made the telephone call, happily is smiling to Yang Xi, „a good news, I to go to CCTV to record the program tomorrow, Guinness congress, whom telling the world is the world's most will truncate the person of pencil, in this movie doesn't have handicraft shop such a? The full beard uncle is really fierce, this script, is actually tailor to me is right?” 陈光挂了电话,对着杨希得意一笑,“一个好消息,明天我去央视录节目,吉尼斯大会,告诉世人谁是世上最会削铅笔的人,这电影里不是有手工艺店这么一出吗？大胡子老叔真是厉害,这剧本,其实是给我量身打造的才对吧？” In some sense, he has not really spoken incorrectly. 某种意义上,他还真没说错。 Meets for the first time , Deng full beard discovered that Chen Guang physique has the potential of dozen of stars very much, must develop the boxer, he does not need deliberately fitness, takes off the coat, that is the standard lightweight boxing champion stature. 第一次见面时,邓大胡子就发现陈光的身板儿很有打星的潜力,要演拳手,他都不用刻意去健身,把外套一脱,那就是标准的轻量级拳王身材。 In the handicraft shop owner and history strongest lead editorial corrections this status, was bumps into perfectly to joining! 手工艺店主和史上最强铅笔削手这身份,更是误打误撞完美对接上了！ Chen Guang pats the Yang Xi shoulder, „must hype, we have the hype, wants the performing skill, we have the performing skill, mixes with me well, I bring your acting cool to lead you to fly.” 陈光一拍杨希肩膀,“要炒作,咱们有炒作,要演技,咱们有演技,好好跟我混,我带你们装逼带你们飞。” Yang Xi gave this main self-confident shock. 杨希给这位主的自信震惊了。 When later, two people go separate ways, Chen Guang early and skylight broker four intermediate level meets, discussed that tomorrow's Guinness records the matters concerned. 等到晚些时候,二人分道扬镳,陈光早早又和天光经纪四名中层聚头,商议明天的吉尼斯录制事宜。 That side Yang Xi before speaks today the condition of Deng full beard body dancing with joy, what a pity the full beard does not believe. 杨希那边则是在邓大胡子身前手舞足蹈的讲今天发生的状况,可惜大胡子不信。 However heard Chen Guang unexpectedly to coordinate the dramatic team hypes, decides to shell out on CCTV, the full beard heart is very affected. 不过听说陈光竟为了配合剧组炒作,决定自掏腰包上央视,大胡子心头还是很感动的。 Most feared that this young fellow really did not have self-knowledge, is only thinking with all one's heart must develop. 最怕这小伙子真没有自知之明,一门心思只想着要演好。 Now looks like, he is very aware, knows that the truth of when it is dark in the east , it is light in the west, the performing skill we can rescue a point for a short time are, but the topic fries, the box office good and evil can select the safeguard much. 现在看来,他还是很自觉的嘛,知道东方不亮西方亮的道理,演技咱们一时半会能救一点是一点,但话题炒上去,票房好歹能多点保障。 Thinks that the full beard also very feels sorrowful for oneself, once I worked that rigorously, Jianghu was called does not act either, acts on the high-quality goods. 想想大胡子也挺替自己感到悲哀的,曾经的我做事是那么的严谨,江湖人称要么不出手,出手就精品。 At this moment, did I also step onto with the other director same path of finally? 事到如今,我终于也还是走上和别的导演一样的路子了吗？ Present I also can only mix the box office by the hype! 如今的我也只能靠炒作混票房了啊！ Is the humane distortion, is the market abnormal...... 是人性的扭曲,还是市场的畸形…… Resulted in do not sigh, this. 得了别感叹了,就这样吧。 „Yang Xi you follow he, my here will arrange the person to coordinate him to hype, if he himself really begins the achievements in the handicraft, but also really can coordinate the movie to do to make an issue, oh, you go.” “杨希你还是去跟着他,我这边会安排人配合他炒作的,如果他自己真在手工艺上手所建树,还真能配合电影做做文章,唉,你去吧。” After playing leaves alone, Chen Guang wants to see Wu Tong, but telephones to discover that the present Chief Wu long work task is really is much more arduous. 从中戏独自离开后,陈光本想去见见武彤,但一打电话才发现如今的武局长工作任务真是重得让人发指。 She also leads the people of important law case group to handle a case outside on today, heard that has felon internationally to submerge Yanjing quietly, matter troubles compared with the imagination , the entire Yanjing police comprehensive linkage, protects the public security in secret, Wu Tong also declines to run. 就今天她还带着重案组的人在外面办案,听说是有国际上的重犯悄然潜入燕京,事情比想象中麻烦,整个燕京警界暗中全面联动,力保治安,武彤也没落得跑。 Although Wu Tong now has taken to court to occupy the differentiation bureau chief, but took the lead this problem actually not to change, encountered a difficulty anything not saying that this chief led, you followed. 武彤现在虽然已经官居区分局局长,但身先士卒这毛病却还是没改了,遇事啥也不说,本局长带队,你们都跟上。 Chen Guang is very uncomfortable at heart, originally Wu Tong this/should stays in Wujing well enjoys her two generations of days, now actually gives to be stranded in Yanjing cannot move, mentions also has own responsibility. 陈光心里挺不是滋味的,本来武彤该好好呆在五京享受她的二代日子,如今却给困在燕京动弹不得,说来也有自己的责任。 Own this deputy ministry-level chief idles about all day long, her division level this is the true active status. 自己这副部级的局长成天游手好闲,她个正处级这才是真正的工作状态。 „You also left spell, how if you did have a matter to make me live?” The Chen Guang office cracks a joke earnestly half is saying in telephone. “你也别太拼了吧,万一你出点事可让我怎么活？”陈光办开玩笑半认真的在电话里说着。 Wu Tong is sitting in the command car, is making fun with him, „talked nonsense anything, your older sister I was the outstanding student in Shunde, in the hand am the skill of real swords and spears, the big sister I charged before is not someone daughter who depended, but was the real capability on fist, coming me to ask individual to listen to you. Young children, you said what last month Yanjing police service system wrestle competition women champions is who?” 武彤正坐在指挥车里,和他打着哈哈,“胡说八道什么呢,你姐我可是顺德的优秀学员,手里都是真刀真枪的本事,老姐我冲锋在前靠的可不是谁谁家的女儿,而是拳头上的真功夫,来我给你叫个人来听听。小童,你说说上个月燕京警务系统格斗大赛女子组冠军的是谁？” „Is our Chief Wu is long! Chief Wu is invincible! Series Jianghu!” “是我们的武局长！武局无敌！一统江湖！” „Good, did not put your here to be cocky, another day will chat again. I suspected the terrorist and Xue Lin who this time sneak have the relations, we...... quick have not related on Xue Lin for half a month.” “好了好了,就不搁你这儿得瑟了,改天再聊啊。我怀疑这次潜入进来的恐怖分子和薛琳有关系,我们已经……快半个月没有联系上薛琳了。” Wu Tong could not bear eventually to Chen Guang said this matter. 武彤终究是没忍住给陈光说了这件事。 Chen Guang pinched the cell phone silently, in sympathetic Wu Tong that sub-bureau that hits the mind these fighting in the good comrades of first line. 陈光默默的掐了手机,打心眼的同情武彤那分局里那些抗战在第一线的好同志们。 As for Xue Lin, he sinks the mind to World inside the Grail in looks, the heart is steadfast, until now only crazy follower also in continuous sending belief value, the silk thread is sturdy. 至于薛琳,他又把心神沉到杯中界里找了找,心头踏实下来,迄今为止唯一的狂信徒还在源源不断的送来信仰值,丝线还牢靠着呢。 Perhaps he socializes in the diving trace blanketing and broken world, for a short time does not relate on the outside world, even white worried that is also useless. 兴许他只是在潜踪匿影与碎世周旋,一时半会联系不上外界,平白担心也是无用。 So long as knows that he is also living on the line. 只要知道他还活着就行了。 Moreover he is also simple with Xin Qin telephones, these two skylight decide the work load of bureau to explode simply same place, two little loli is quite busy, with the special affairs office destruction, the new department that this originally must not exposed to the light quickly walks onto the stage, the headquarters establishes provisionally Wujing. 另外他又简单与辛沁打了个电话,这两天光定总局的工作量简直原地爆炸,俩小萝莉忙得团团转,随着特殊事务局覆灭,这个原本见不得光的新部门迅速走上前台,总部暂定五京。 Carries out the headquarters new business location, admits from the whole country one after another original special affairs office staff who comes to report, with dispatches the major Jianghu influences of personnel to negotiate a deeper probe and quietly, these matter Chen Guang run, all falls to two little loli on. 落实总部新的办公地点,接纳从全国各地陆陆续续前来报备的原特殊事务局员工,与悄然遣来人员的各大江湖势力进行更深一步试探与谈判,这些事情陈光一跑,就全落到俩小萝莉身上。 „Little Qinqin, how in others animated cartoon us the person like little loli who supposes sells to sprout/moe all day long by all means can the popularity surge upward, can be one's turn our heads actually to give all day long becomes a dead dog tired?” “小亲亲啊,怎么别人动画片里像咱们俩这样人设的小萝莉成天只管卖萌就能人气高涨,可轮到我们俩头上却成天给累成个死狗呢？” Wu Miaowan throws document flowers showered on the earth below by a goddess of the sky in hand, glassy-eyed raises head to look, but two actually find out like lightning, such, she gave the staff materials of major special affairs office sub-bureaus to make the classification. 巫苗婉将手里的文件天女散花般一扔,目光呆滞的仰头看着,但两手却又闪电般探出,就这么一下,她就给各大特殊事务局分局的员工资料做了分类。 Xin Qin sits in front of the computer, „you were quick do not complain, both of us, you had not looked that entered in his company to Lane Chen Guang that thirty people, our here matter must be done, but must the standing guard stir-fried dish in his company clean up, their called miserably.” 辛沁坐在电脑前,“你就快别抱怨了,我们俩都算好的,你没看给陈光进他公司里那三十几号人,咱们这儿的事情得做,还得在他公司里站岗炒菜打扫卫生,他们那才叫惨。” „Yes!” “是啊！” „Words that chief Sir does not come back, I must go to Yanjing to apprehend him to bring to justice, this fellow, taking advantage of participating in the reputation of military exercise is gone forever, he is shirking the responsibility intentionally!” Xin Qin waves the arms about, panting in indignation wants the mouse pounding. “局长大人再不回来的话,我就要去燕京捉拿他归案了,这家伙,借着参加军演的名头一去不返,他就是故意在推卸责任！”辛沁一甩手,气呼呼的想把鼠标给砸了。 Wu Miaowan comes to comfort her on the contrary, „cannot think, after all his present duty is to stand firm Wen Family.” 巫苗婉倒反过来安慰她,“也不能这么想,毕竟他现在的任务是稳住文家嘛。” „Your not to mention Wen Wen!” Xin Qin was really angry. “你别提文雯！”辛沁真生气了。 Wu Miaowan has turned the head to look at this round of small, hehe, „you are jealous, you like our chiefs.” 巫苗婉转过头看着这发小,嘿嘿着,“你在吃醋,你喜欢咱们的局长。” „I like his ghost!” “我喜欢他个鬼！” This matter, Xin Qin is absolutely impossible to acknowledge. 这种事,辛沁是绝对不可能承认的。 „Do we really need to ask them to eat meal?” Sits in the swallow governing mountain hotel passenger compartment, Chen Guang asked to Lü Xiaoliang. “咱们真有必要请他们吃饭？”坐在燕御山饭店包间里,陈光对身边的吕小梁问道。 To this treating with courtesy matter, he is not glad very much, three sons of bitches you spent time with guests on the line, why to draw me. 对这种应酬的事情,他不是很乐意,三狗子你们陪客就行了嘛,干嘛非得把我拉过来。 Does to this time to join a production team suddenly the program, today comes to an arrangement, tomorrow must record, moreover joins a production team to insert to first, is owing CCTV the favor of related leadership, the opposite party mentions names wants to eat meal with him, Chen Guang idles today in any case is also idling, runs here to sit. 奈何这次是突然插队上节目,今天谈妥,明天就得录,而且还是插队插到第一个,算是欠着央视相关领导的人情,偏偏对方又指名道姓的想和他一起吃饭,陈光今天反正闲着也是闲着,就跑这儿坐着。 Finally everyone approximately good time is 6 : 30, now quick seven o'clock the person has not come. 结果大家约好的时间是六点半,现在都快七点钟了人还没来。 This made Chen Guang very uncomfortable, reminding him of once the familiar flavor, was right was Zhu Zhifa invites Wujing President horse together that very not happy experience. 这让陈光很不爽,让他想起曾经熟悉的味道,是的没错就是和朱志发一起请五京的马行长那次非常不愉快的经历。 He does not want to complain itself, is difficult to be inadequate the old man also to fall to eat meal the vicious circle that acting cool hits the face? 他都不想吐槽自己了,难不成老夫也要落入吃饭装逼打脸的恶性循环吗？ His fishing out cell phone silently, if really this, whom I summoned to come, when my acting cool baby? 他默默的摸出手机,如果真得这样的话,我召唤谁来当我的装逼宝宝呢？ small grove? 小林子？ Don't waste your breath, really knew that small grove status few, the opposite parties can recognize small grove, that also was almost a ruthless player. 省省吧,真认识小林子身份的没几个,对方都能认出小林子了,那也差不多是个狠角儿了。 Young Brother Bai? 小白哥？ He should be able to endure a war, can blow the gathering place surely, but I have the barrier! 他应该可堪一战,也必定镇得住场子,但我自己心里有障碍啊！ As for other, really could not find any reliable choice. 至于别的,实在找不到什么靠得住的选择。 The care wants to come, is face is not very big, really must mix small Brother Bai's such Jianghu position, who special is all right to dare to make me treat with courtesy to work as the attending guest? 细细想来,还是自己面子不够大,真要混到小白哥那样的江湖地位,谁特么没事敢让我来应酬当陪客？ Good, if took definitely to fool the person Guangding bureau chief status, but this matter cannot say, had a brocade clothes spatially, actually can only travel by night, oh. 好吧如果把光定总局局长这个身份拿出去肯定能唬住人,但这事不能说,空有一身锦衣,却只能夜行,唉。 Cannot think, I solemn versatile superman, the lord of Exceedingly High Chalice, the Guangding bureau chief, will also reduce to unexpectedly with the degree of third-class artist same attending guest, really made one to sigh with regret. 想不到,我堂堂全能超人,通天圣杯之主,光定总局局长,居然也会沦落到和三流艺人一样陪客的程度,真是叫人扼腕叹息。 In order to believe value, to be famous, I betrayed the dignity in the final analysis! 为了信仰值,为了出名,说到底我还是出卖了尊严啊！ The group were sits waited hungrily for dozen minutes, Fang Tianyu to the belly cluck, Su Li from brings along the satchel fishes out the French bread to start the pad belly, several people of finally longs in coming of CCTV Guinness column group. 一行人又是坐着干等了十几分钟,方天宇都饿到肚子咕咕叫,苏离则从随身带着的挎包里摸出法式面包开始垫肚子了,央视吉尼斯栏目组的几人终于姗姗来迟。 When matter does not have Chen Guang previous and Zhu Zhifa invited President horse seriously, after this pedestrian passed through the gate, asked for mercy again and again, only said that in the unit the matter were many, arranged for the interim adjustment program, but increased workload, was late embarrassed and so on. 事情倒没陈光上次和朱志发请马行长时严重,这行人进门之后连连告罪,只说单位里事情多,为了临时调整节目安排,可给忙坏了,迟到了多不好意思之类。 The opposite party show due respect for the feelings, Chen Guang do not have blind acting cool, to fully the face, as if they was really because of changing the matter of program is bustling about. 对方给面子,陈光也没瞎装逼,给足了面子,似乎他们真是因为改节目的事情而忙乎着。 On the liquor table lively banquet scene, everyone chatted me to be hello good, looked very harmonious, appears before today's second group of people, the atmosphere on entire scene was harmonious. 酒桌上觥筹交错,大家聊得你好我好,看起来非常和谐,直到今天的第二拨人出现之前,整个场面上的气氛都非常融洽。 This second group of people, are the officials who Guinness organizes, woman of quality who two blond tall and sturdy man and build prosperous-looking hang all over the name brand. 这第二拨人,是吉尼斯组织的官方人员,两个金发碧眼人高马大的男子和一名体型富态身上挂满名牌的贵妇。 Guinness organizes is not authoritative body in the traditional sense, but proliferates the folk fund organization of the world, its origination objective was to globally to encourage people to challenge the limit to surpass the limit, on outwardly was a non-profit organization, but actually these year of Guinness depended on this reputation to make money a lot. 吉尼斯组织并非传统意义上的官方机构,而是遍布全球的一个民间基金组织,其创办宗旨是为了在全球范围鼓励人们挑战极限超越极限,明面上是一个非营利性组织,但其实这些年吉尼斯并没少靠着这名头赚钱。 In some sense, somebody obtains Guinness's authentication in some aspect, at least in the folk concept, this person has achieved basically in one of the domain the world's most splendid ranks. 在某种意义上,某人在某方面得到吉尼斯的认证,起码在民间观念里,这人已经基本达到在这领域世界最出色的行列之一了。 This concept, along with these year of Ligini in the promotion that Huaxia spares no effort, obtains the assistance of some authoritative bodies, the popularity that Guinness authenticates with becomes by approval even compares high externally. 这种观念,伴随着这些年里吉尼斯在华夏不遗余力的推广,又得到部分官方机构的协助,吉尼斯认证的知名度与被认可度变得甚至比在国外还高。 Like this time, Yue Hong and the others on operation Chen Guang Guinness, besides giving in CCTV some people arranges up and down, the staff of these two Guinness Organizations also draw cash a lot. 就像这次,岳鸿等人运作陈光上吉尼斯,除了给央视中部分人上下打点之外,这两位吉尼斯组织的工作人员也没少拿钱。 Naturally this matter Chen Guang has not inquired carefully, he gave several people of the quota of moving the fund, making them display freely, he handles matters is not stodgy. 当然这事陈光也没仔细过问,他给了几人活动资金的额度,让他们自由发挥,他办事没那么死板。 Before he was poor, buckles the finger to live, since now makes money becomes such easy, matter that then can spend money to solve, was not the important matter. 以前他穷,扣着指头过日子,现在既然赚钱变得这么容易,那么能用钱解决的事,就不是大事。 Chen Guang wants is also only a big stage, so long as stands in the stage to him, then can through the authentication, that be his matter, does not need any safety strip, so long as after not the blind people can visit him to truncate the skill of pencil is unprecedented, do not have the future. 陈光要的也只是个大舞台,只要给他站到舞台上,接下来能不能通过认证,那是他的事,不需要任何暗箱操作,只要不瞎的人都看得出来他削铅笔的本事是不是前无古人后无来者。 Stemming from entertaining the formality of guest, Chen Guang is exchanging with three foreign friend cordial with very standard England accent, does not use in Fang Tianyu that the one side is eager to try is the translator. 出于招待客人的礼节,陈光用非常标准的英伦腔与三名外国友人亲切友好的交流着,都不用在一旁跃跃欲试的方天宇当翻译。 Comrade old Fang felt, „I basically am a disabled person, Chen this spoken language, without whom.” 老方同志觉得,“我已经基本是个废人了,陈总这口语,没谁了。” Lü Xiaoliang is comforting him, „no matter, Brother Fang, having your us felt oneself are team.” 吕小梁安慰着他,“没有的事,方哥,有你我们才觉得自己是个team。” Fang Tianyu great happiness, „? Am I so important?” 方天宇大喜,“是吗？我有这么重要吗？” Lü Xiaoliang nods, „ naturally, without the company of marketing department, is the incomplete company, although this marketing department seems like and no egg at present uses. Another head, Chen Guang chatted is chatting, suddenly thought where was not right, when did the woman of quality sit the side to come? 吕小梁点头,“当然,没有市场部的公司,是不完整的公司,虽然这个市场部目前看起来并没有什么卵用。另一头,陈光聊着聊着,突然觉得哪里不对劲,那贵妇什么时候坐自己身边来了？ What is her hand making? 她的手在做什么？ Can place on my thigh for the wool? 为毛会放在我大腿上？ Does she look in my eye for the wool bright and intelligent? 为毛她看我的眼睛里面水汪汪的？ If moe the younger sister to look at me attractively like this, will make me feel the body and mind to be comfortable, but the aunt you must do really! 如果是个漂亮的萌妹子这样看我,会让我觉得身心舒爽,可大妈你这是要作甚！ Do not be noisy! 你别闹啊！ I am not good your! 我不好你这口！ He really does not have to think oneself will experience this matter. 他真没想到自己会遇到这种事。 Mixing the entertainment world is the female artist is not easy, the Fuck male artist is not easy! 混娱乐圈当女艺人不容易,尼玛男艺人也不容易啊！ Legend unexpectedly real, unexpectedly really has rich woman good this! 传说竟是真的,居然真有富婆好这口！ Do not be noisy, you seem like my mother age are bigger than!( To be continued.) 别闹,你看起来比我妈年纪还大！(未完待续。)