CGA :: Volume #7

#620: Bored Chen


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Eldest child, was laborious you, we know that you were uncomfortable, but the brothers really want to support the versatile elder brother, you were our eldest children, even if our idea were different, but the eldest child forever was an eldest child, we cannot do without your leadership, the collective activity cannot put aside you. The eldest child your sacrifice , did we use to bake to compensate in the evening hello/you good? Everyone visits you, said two.” “老大,辛苦你了,我们知道你心里难受,但兄弟们实在想来支持全能哥,你是我们的老大,哪怕我们理念不同,但老大永远是老大,我们不能没有你的带领,集体活动更不能撇开你。老大您的牺牲,晚上我们用烧烤来补偿你好不好?大家都看着你呢,说两句嘛。” At this time, in the reflection alliance supported Chen Guang that part dying loyal fans the representative, was side vice-chairman gathering association president Sir, small sound said. 这时候,反光联盟里面支持陈光那部分死忠粉丝的代表,也就是副会长凑到会长大人身边,小声道。 Bald association president took a deep breath, in the heart mused, my faith, I abandoned you once again, will you certainly forgive my?” 光头会长深吸一口气,心中暗想,“我的信念啊,我又一次背弃了你,你一定会原谅我的吧?” Then he grew up the mouth, roared to hit the mental note loudly the slogan, did not believe the ballad! Does not pass on the ballad! It is not blind! It is not impulsive! The reason pursues star! Sane resistance! Each of us, has the person of independent thinking ability! Everyone misleads by eight weekly and outstanding prestige! This is a plot!” 然后他长大了嘴,大声吼出早已打好腹稿的口号,“不信谣!不传谣!不盲目!不冲动!理智追星!理智抵制!我们每一个人,都是有独立思考能力的人!大家不要被八周刊和卓威误导了!这是个阴谋!” Before is very long, Chen Guang for the first time appears when the amateur dart championship tournament, I watched his each competition at the scene, I look with own eyes his was questioned, was inspected the equipment by requirement, looks with own eyes he reaches the peak step by step! I also in his what broken in blade Tajikistan Competition to look at three days of scenes, now I already tall ladder 5000! I by the personality guarantee, he have not used deception absolutely! Although I am also firm Chen Guang black......” “从很久以前,陈光第一次出现在业余飞镖锦标赛上时,我就在现场看了他的每一场比赛,我亲眼看着他被人质疑,被要求检查器材,亲眼看着他一步步登上巅峰!我也在他那什么破刀塔比赛里看了三天的现场,现在我已经天梯五千分了!我以人格担保,他绝对没有弄虚作假!虽然我也是一个坚定的陈光黑……” His positive figure has not said, his Chen Guang dying loyal powder vice-chairman raises the arm to shout loudly, does not believe the ballad!” 他这个黑字还没说完,他身边的陈光死忠粉副会长就振臂高呼起来,“不信谣!” The following brothers follow to roar, does not believe the ballad!” 后面的兄弟们跟着就吼,“不信谣!” The vice-chairman roars, does not pass on the ballad!” 副会长又吼,“不传谣!” Does not pass on the ballad!” “不传谣!” The vice-chairman continues to roar, sane judgment!” 副会长继续吼,“理智判断!” Sane judgment!” “理智判断!” Finally, vice-chairman both hands lift up high, independent thinking!” 最终,副会长双手高举,“独立思考!” Independent thinking!” “独立思考!” 200 bald under sunlight, particularly dazzling, everyone shouts to shout loudly with one voice, before the imposing manner crushes completely , these hundred demonstrators of gate. 两百个光头在阳光下,分外的耀眼,所有人扯着嗓子异口同声高呼,气势上完全压倒之前堵门的这百来号示威人群。 The bald association president is feeling the warm sunlight, the innermost feelings especially miserable, he is hates the tooth to be itchy to the vice-chairman who urges unlucky, did you let speak actually the last few words? 光头会长感受着温暖的阳光,内心格外的凄凉,他对倒霉催的副会长是恨得牙痒痒,你倒是让把最后一句话说完行吗? I must indicate the status, I do not want to be regarded am the Chen Guang fans, I am Chen Guang am black! 我得表明身份,我不想被人当成是陈光的粉丝啊,我是陈光黑啊! He is thinking, the reporter who hears the news to catch up with ultra does not fear death microphone stopper to his front, please ask that you are very famous reflection alliance association presidents? From the beginning I hear your fans group name time, but also thinks that you are resists Chen Guang, but we discovered that your whole staff same shaved baldly with Chen Guang, originally are you Chen Guang death loyal powder?” 他正这么想着,一个闻讯赶来的记者超不怕死的把话筒塞到他的面前,“请问您是很出名的反光联盟会长吗?一开始我听说你们这个粉丝团体名字的时候,还以为您是抵制陈光的呢,可我们发现你们全员都和陈光一样剃了光头,原来你们是陈光的死忠粉是吗?” The bald association president is just about to speak, the vice-chairman jumped to stumble to come out, held in the arms his shoulder, to reporter saying with a laugh: Right! We reflect light the alliance are the earliest versatile elder brother's fans groups! We are the most loyal groups of fans! Our membership slogans are, does not collect the membership dues! Does not receive the younger sister! Must be bald! Freedom of thought!” 光头会长正要说话,副会长又蹦跶出来了,搂住他的肩膀,对记者笑呵呵的说道:“没错!我们反光联盟是最早的全能哥的粉丝团体!我们是最忠诚的粉丝团!我们的入会口号是,不收会费!不收妹子!必须光头!思想自由!” The bald association president turns the head to get angry is staring the vice-chairman, you special are the funny ratio that the monkey sends, when did Chen Guang pit my talk nonsense turn into our membership slogans? 光头会长转头怒瞪着副会长,你特么是猴子派来的逗比吧,陈光坑我的瞎咧咧什么时候变成咱们的入会口号了? Thank your interview, but we must keep the order now.” “感谢您的采访,但是我们现在要去维持秩序了。” Good, thank the association president to be interviewed.” The reporter takes the microphone well satisfied ran speedily. “好的,感谢会长接受采访。”记者拿着话筒心满意足的一溜烟跑了。 Bald association president: I was really bi the dog! 光头会长:我真是哔了狗! Special do not walk! 你特么不要走啊! Moreover my a few words had not said obviously, what is thanks me to be interviewed! 而且我明明一句话都没说,什么叫感谢我接受采访啊! Your this reporter was too optional! 你这个记者太随意了吧! However another head, his vice-chairman leads many bald youth to surround. 但是另一头,他的副会长已经带着诸多光头青年围拢过去了。 Hundred demonstrators that the public sentiment was roused to action, facing this threatening 200 bald, cannot have the resistance suddenly unexpectedly completely the courage. 原本群情激奋的百来号示威人群,面对这来势汹汹的两百来个光头,一时间竟完全生不出反抗的勇气。 Cracks a joke, originally shaved clean the person of head seems very valiant, 200 were bald you to go against heaven's will? 开什么玩笑,本来剃光头的人看起来就很彪悍了,两百个光头你们是要逆天吗? Some words saying well, do not shake blindly our eyes with your bald. 有话好好说,不要用你们的光头来晃瞎我们的眼睛。 Mother, these people seem like the young tiger, we blew probably motionless, what to do?” “妈的,这些人看起来好彪,咱们好像吹不动了,怎么办?” Tries?” “试试?” „Do you first try?” “你先试?” Why not you first?” “为什么不你先?” What to do was Fuck clutched to give to hit by some chance? Your meat are many, compared with anti- grass.” 尼玛万一被人揪出来给打了怎么办?你肉多,比较耐艹。” Goes your! Haven't you practiced in Shaolin? You can the iron blouse!” “去你的!你不在少林练过吗?你会铁布衫啊!” The two boys of eight weekly whispered most of the day in crowd, but over really did not have one to dare. 八周刊的两小子在人群里嘀嘀咕咕大半天,但真没一个敢出头的。 Although the reflection alliance did not say the whole staff guys, but to is really big in the front stature, is joined to this smooth big head, looks gives the feeling that the person has an ugly and fierce look forcefully, they separate the crowd very much with ease, stood originally already in front of the Lida security that collapsed, composed the new human wall. 反光联盟虽然不说全员大汉,但冲在前面的个子还真不小,配上这光溜溜的大脑袋,看起来强行给人一脸横肉的感觉,他们很轻松就分开人群,站到了原本已经崩溃的利达保安前面,组成新的人墙。 Before coming to here, they had discussed obviously the strategy, cannot begin to give the idol versatile elder brother to incur casually black, first crushes the opposite party with the imposing manner, then helps the versatile elder brother block the entrance, does not make going in that these disturb do the matter. 在来这里之前,他们显然已经商议好了策略,不能随便动手给偶像全能哥招黑,先用气势压倒对方,再帮全能哥拦住门口,不让这些捣乱的进去搞事情。 Hello, here is the Dachuan news long jab reported, I am your reporter Chen Wei, everyone can see that the Chen Guang hard-core fan group reflection alliance has the quality, they have not had any conflict with the demonstrators, after initiative and opposite party negotiated, undertook the work of building security, kept the order. Here, the Wujing entertainment weekly report reminded everyone, no matter pursued star to resist, please maintain the basic citizen quality, was not illegal, did not cause trouble, good citizen who the respect law, made the public-spirited. The reflection alliance is obviously occupying in the situation of population advantage, maintained the biggest restraint, did a very good example for everyone.” “大家好,这里是大川新闻现场的直击报道,我是你们的现场记者陈薇,大家可以看到,陈光的铁杆粉丝团体反光联盟非常有素质,他们没有和示威人群发生任何冲突,主动和对方交涉之后承担起了大厦保安的工作,维持现场秩序。在这里,五京娱乐周报提醒大家,不管是追星还是抵制,请保持基本的公民素质,不违法,不闹事,尊重法律,做有公德心的好公民。反光联盟在明显占据人数优势的情况下,保持了最大的克制,为大家做了一个很好的榜样。” In the rear area of crowd, a very young attractive press woman to with patting the photographer spoke with confidence. 在人群的后方,一名挺年轻漂亮的女记者正对着跟拍的摄影师侃侃而谈。 In network accusation and question about Chen Guang, in addition at present is the suspicion speculation stage, before the matter settles down, asking everyone to maintain the rationality, should not be stirred up blindly. Or what even if they said is real, please do not make the illegal action. Such that just like the slogan of reflection alliance said that we must have the ability of independent thinking.” “网络上关于陈光的指责与质疑,目前尚且都处在怀疑推测阶段,在事情尘埃落定之前,请大家保持理性,不要被人盲目煽动。或者说,即便他们说的是真的,也请不要做出违法的举动。正如反光联盟的口号所说的那样,我们要有独立思考的能力。” Press woman Chen Wei gave a hand signal, the cameraman nods, received the camera, that side live broadcast emergency broadcast ended. 女记者陈薇比了个手势,摄像师点点头,收了摄像头,那边的直播插播结束。 Station manager, how did I say a moment ago?” “台长,我刚才说得怎么样?” Chen Wei calls to take undeserved credit the station manager...... 陈薇给台长打电话邀功中…… Also ok, my a little opinion, what is even if they said is real? Chen Guang this matter clarified is outstanding prestige is doing the matter, all talked nonsense.” “还行,有一句我有点意见,什么叫即便他们说的是真的?陈光这事摆明了就是卓威在搞事情,全胡说八道。” „? Like this?” “啊?这样啊?” Chen Weisuo the neck, scolded to the station manager. 陈薇缩缩脖子,给台长骂了。 All right, harmless, the effect is also good. Our stage the person who wants the strength to hold, does his outstanding prestige also dare casually black? When our Dachuan satellite TV eats without working! little Ding! In the afternoon do these dart players' support reorganize? Did well to send to me! Sends entirely! Chooses the words entire section of being of use!” “不过没事,无伤大雅,效果也还行。咱们台要力捧的人,他卓威也敢随便黑?当咱们大川卫视吃干饭的呢!小丁!下午那些飞镖选手的声援整理出来没有?弄好了就给我发出去!统统发出去!把顶用的话全节选出来!” The station manager made the telephone call, in the look brilliant, because the Dachuan satellite TV the throne challenge tournament picks up a big bargain white/in vain, owes the Chen Guang favor, this time matter within two days made to the present, the Dachuan satellite TV could not sit still finally, even if Chen Guang has not sought help from them, they also decided to stand on own initiative drawing Chen Guang, maintained the friendship. 台长挂了电话,眼神里灼灼的,大川卫视因为王座挑战赛白捡了大便宜,欠上陈光的人情,这次的事两天之内闹到现在,大川卫视终于坐不住了,哪怕陈光没有向他们求助,他们也决定主动站出来拉陈光一把,把交情维系下去。 Supports a counter-attack of Chen Guang side, formally started from the present. 支持陈光一方的反击,从现在正式开始了。 Different must spend to find the person to brush the sailors from outstanding prestige everywhere, Chen Guang here counter-attack, what sold is the favor, others sell on own initiative. 不同于卓威是得花钱到处找人刷水军,陈光这边的反击,卖的是人情,还是别人主动卖的。 Here Chen Guang and Tang Ying still killed and other public preservation corps, the cleaning team that after the building goes to work first day to invest aggressive repair, cleans the work, first got down actually. 这边陈光唐影还在等保安队杀回来,楼上上班第一天就投入紧锣密鼓的装修后打扫工作的保洁队,倒是先下来了。 Leading has proclaimed Chu Hanji of section chief, the nephew of central Secretary Chu, the relational background in this group of people calculates that very hardly, the Chu Hanji personality is also very cheerful, will carry out the relations, the dart level that he learns is also relatively strong, he must be the section chief, others did not have many opinions to hold him to come up. 带队的正是已经自封科长的褚翰吉,中央褚秘书的堂侄,在这批人里面关系背景算挺硬的,褚翰吉自己性格也挺乐呵,蛮会搞关系,他学到的飞镖水平相对也较强,他要当科长,其他人也没多少意见就捧他上去了。 I said Brother Zhu, we really do not change the clothes, wears this cleaning clothing/taking to go back?” “我说褚哥,咱们真不换衣服,就穿这身保洁服回去吗?” Believes me, by me the understanding of the chief teacher, he and Tang has not definitely walked away, most likely where is hiding waits and sees our these first day getting off work staff, he sees our dirty clothes, must give the thumbs-up secretly.” “相信我,以我对总教官的了解,他和唐总肯定还没走远,十有八九正躲在什么地方观望咱们这些第一天下班的员工,他看见咱们这脏兮兮的衣服,肯定暗地里得竖大拇指。” Chu Hanji vowed solemnly that said. 褚翰吉信誓旦旦的说。 Tile does not believe. Chief teacher where is so boring.” “瓦不信。总教官哪有这么无聊。” Hey...... haven't you letter/believed? I bet five hair, did the chief teacher on conceals here stair hall, see that crack in a door?” “嘿……你还不信?我赌五毛,总教官就藏在这边的楼梯间里,看见那门缝儿了吗?” Well? How the entrance is stopping up so many people.” “咦?门口怎么堵着这么多人。” Few idle talk, asked that you did see that crack in a door?” “少废话,问你看见那门缝儿了吗?” Saw it.” “看见了。” Chief teacher in inside!” Chu Hanji cracking a joke with a laugh is saying, although turns into the cleaning team is very sorrowful, but once accepted had opportunity incarnation sweeping the floor monk setting, as if also good. “总教官就在里面!”褚翰吉笑呵呵的开玩笑说着,虽然变成保洁队是挺悲哀的,可一旦接受了有机会化身扫地僧这个设定,似乎也挺不错的呢。 He is also the idle egg hurts, consoles oneself very cheerfully. 他也是闲的蛋疼,自我安慰得挺乐呵的。 You said not real? Is the chief teacher so really bored?” “你说的不会是真的吧?总教官真这么无聊?” Others also really gave Chu Hanji to frighten. 其他人还真给褚翰吉吓到了。 Really, moreover you forgot when trains how to say? Later must call Chen! Also called in secret!” “真的,另外你忘记培训时怎么说的了?以后得叫陈总!私底下也这么叫!” Good, Chen is so really bored?” “好吧,陈总真这么无聊?” You do not understand, this did not call bored, this called the specialty, knew? Didn't Huang Shiren study the chicken to call to deceive Yang Bailao before daily to get out of bed to work? How does the non- discipline location make money? The labor force of cleaning labor was not the labor force, same must squeeze!” “你懂个屁,这不叫无聊,这叫专业,知道吗?黄世仁以前不天天学鸡叫骗杨白劳起床干活?不专业点怎么赚钱?保洁工的劳动力就不是劳动力了,一样得压榨啊!” Chu Hanji lowers the sound, said cautiously, look also unintentional glances in the crack in a door direction. 褚翰吉压低声音,非常小心翼翼的说,眼神儿还有意无意的往门缝方向瞟。 Chu Hanji one startled one for the first time, but also really frightened his these ten cleaning branch team members, everyone started to be overly suspicious and fearful, very tight reorganization the clothes, were very afraid by peeping in abundance Chen felt oneself were not professional. 褚翰吉的一惊一乍,还真把他这十来个保洁科队员吓到了,大家开始疑神疑鬼起来,纷纷很紧张的整理起衣服,深怕被“偷窥”的陈总觉得自己不敬业。 Saw really to frighten, Chu Hanji hehe, you don't be upset, I went to and Chen greet, tidied up above with his cocky us while convenient cleanly ultra.” 见真把人吓到了,褚翰吉嘿嘿着,“你们不要慌,我去和陈总打个招呼,顺便和他得瑟一下咱们把上面收拾得超干净。” Chu Hanji is saying, while really depends to come toward the stair hall, but also really let alone, the position of this wood/blockhead gate has a slit, can see outside from inside. 褚翰吉一边说着,一边真往楼梯间靠来,还真别说,这木头门的位置是有个缝隙,可以从里面看到外面。 Ha! Your this group of idiots, Chen possibly is so bored, my casual blind dupe/sway did you really believe? You are so how naive!” “哈哈哈!你们这群蠢货,陈总怎么可能那么无聊嘛,我随便瞎忽悠你们真信了啊?你们怎么这么天真啊!” Saying, he a spring door that pulled open the stair hall, looked that does not look at inside, turns the head to look at behind many cleaning branch young fellows, ding-dong! Look, completely empty!” 说着,他一把拉开了楼梯间的弹簧门,看也不看里面,转头看着身后的诸多保洁科小伙,“当当当当!看吧,空空如也!” Many cleaning young fellows stare the big eye completely, anxiously looks at Chu Hanji behind, completely fantasy expression. 诸多保洁小伙全部瞪大眼睛,巴巴的看着褚翰吉身后,完全活见鬼的表情。 In Chu Hanji behind, Chen Guang is getting angry, with must eat the look of person to look at his back. 就在褚翰吉的身后,陈光正黑着脸,用要吃人的眼神看着他的背影。 Right, he and Tang Ying has indeed hidden in this position.( To be continued.) 没错,他和唐影的确一直就躲在这个位置。(未完待续。)
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