CGA :: Volume #6

#525: Frog in a well


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No matter how said, bustles about one all day, the good and evil takes carry back the table. 不管怎么说,忙乎一整天,好歹是把表拿了回来。 Although the process is tortuous, finally always gratifying. 过程虽然曲折,结果总是喜人的。 As for Bai Hua to pit, from the start on liking does not exist Chen moon/month, the light master said, this matter old man wants to help but unable. 至于白桦给坑了,以至于喜欢上一个压根就不存在的“陈月”,光老爷表示,这事老夫爱莫能助。 If strange, you blame your to send small Lin Jingwei! 如果要怪,你就怪你的发小林经纬吧! Advice that he offers! 他出的主意! Said, this perhaps was the method of elimination love rival the world's most removed firewood from under the pot. 讲真,这或许算是世上最釜底抽薪的消灭情敌的手段。 How to make your love rival not have the threat to you from now again? 怎样让你的情敌从此以后对你再无威胁? Regardless of his background strong, backstage hard, the brain has the multi- evildoer/monstrous talent to give for nothing! 无论他背景有多强,后台有多硬,脑子有多妖孽都白给! The light master offers one's experiences as an example personally, making him fall in love with you! He had no free time to snatch the woman with you! 光老爷亲自现身说法,让他爱上你!他就没空和你抢女人了! Originally he also planned that transferred 1.4 million to Bai Hua in the past, pays off the favor thoroughly, after all ordinary version Patek Philippe & Co. also on value 600,000, 1/3 of far inferior limited edition true value. 本来他还打算给白桦转一百四十万过去,算是彻底还清人情,毕竟普通版百达翡丽也就价值六十万,远不及限量版真实价值的三分之一。 But Lin Jingwei stopped him, the reason is very simple, we stole others watch, now he has not discovered that evidently Bai Hua do not wear that watch the custom, the leopard cat that perhaps the leopard cat changes the crown prince gave to lock in the cabinet for a lifetime, such result was very good to be very harmonious. 林经纬制止了他,理由很简单,咱们偷了人家的表,现在他还没发现也就罢了,看样子白桦也没有要戴那个表的习惯,兴许狸猫换太子的狸猫一辈子就给锁柜子里了,这样的结果很好很和谐。 But you cannot turn the head to give him to give money, making one cause suspicion baseless. 可你不能转头给他送钱,让人凭空生疑啊。 Furthermore, didn't you just help the person see through the translator plot? 再者,你刚不是帮人拆穿了个翻译阴谋吗? To this matter, you at least can help a day of near group dodge several hundreds of millions losses, his owing you one sea. 就冲着这事,你至少能帮天近集团规避数亿的损失,他欠你的人情海了去。 Remembered, today this matter day know knows you to know me to know, the Sister Hua knowledge, you dare saying that I dig up none to hang you am teaching in the building!” When two people disband, Chen Guang does not feel relieved and Lin Jingwei told one. “记住了,今天这事天知地知你知我知,花姐知,你敢说出去我就把你扒得精光挂在一教楼上!”两人散伙时,陈光又是不放心的和林经纬吩咐了一句。 Lin Jingwei is striking one's chest, idle talk, I am planned takes to blow the ratio, but young Brother Bai gives the pit now such miserably. Refers to erratically comes back he also to entangle me to look for in his dream daily sweetheart Miss Chen moon/month, I compared with you more hurried?” 林经纬拍着胸脯,“废话,我本来是打算拿出去吹吹比的,但现在小白哥给坑得这么惨。指不定回头他还会天天缠着我找他的梦中情人陈月小姐,我比你更慌的好吗?” Mother, let alone quickly Chen moon/month these two characters, I want to spit!” “妈的,快别说陈月这俩字了,我又想吐了!” With spitting!” “同吐!” Returned to the hotel, Chen Guang delicious holds appreciatively this to go against a suite's Patek Philippe & Co., while brushes the micro blog to read the news. 回了酒店,陈光一边美滋滋的把玩着这块能顶一套房的百达翡丽,一边刷着微博看新闻。 He sees the street racket suddenly, suddenly spits blood three rises. 他冷不丁看到个街拍,一时间吐血三升。 «Supermodel in Folk, Yanjing Street Appears Selects Beautiful woman High». 《超模在民间,燕京街头惊现高挑美女》。 What ghost, who pats? Isn't this I? small grove this gruff goods? 什么鬼,谁拍的?这不就是我吗?小林子这憨货? Stared to look at one, these two own upfront profiles of Chen Guang to the screen was disgusting, but also removed the Lin Jingwei suspicion, this people take very much obviously only instead in other place rackets, when oneself and Lin Jingwei fled from day near building in a panic the picture, in the picture pulled the Lin Jingwei collar to go on a trip in a hurry to escape. 瞪眼看了一阵,陈光给屏幕里这两张自己的正面侧面照恶心得不行,但也排除了林经纬的嫌疑,这很显然是有人拿着单反在其他地方拍的,正是自己和林经纬从天近大厦仓皇逃离时的照片,画面中正是自己扯着林经纬衣领行色匆匆夺路而逃。 The fellow who also really let alone, this photographs surreptitiously pats the portrait proficiency is not high of general words, Chen Guang felt oneself are flees in panic, but gave to lay out the stock valiant step ease overbearing feeling under this fellow lens unexpectedly! 还真别说,这偷拍的家伙拍人像水平不是一般话的高,陈光觉得自己是仓皇逃窜,但在这家伙镜头下的自己居然给拍出了股英姿飒爽步履悠然霸道的感觉! The he uneasy point of the class group, sure enough, idled to be all right to do all day long is to soak Lady White Snake of net has retransmitted in the class in except for the symbol this ball window news the group. 他内心惴惴不安的点开班级群,果不其然,成天闲着没事干除了码字就是泡网的白娘子已经把这条弹窗新闻转发到了班上群里。 The crowds expressed the mood to be stable, but Gao Ya/elegant cooker. 围观群众表示情绪稳定,但高雅炸锅了。 Gao Ya/elegant: Lin Jingwei! You confess clearly to me! Who this person is!” 高雅:“林经纬!你给我交代清楚!这人是谁!” Lin Jingwei: „......” 林经纬:“……” Gao Ya/elegant: „Didn't you say?” 高雅:“你不说是吧?” Lin Jingwei sent a shedding bitter tears expression: My dear Xiaoya, I can pledge to the day, I and she really no, even if I went to arch a pig, I impossible and this woman had anything! But who I really cannot tell you ta am, really cannot, you believe me!” 林经纬发了个痛哭流涕的表情:“我亲爱的小雅雅,我可以对天发誓,我和她真的没有什么,哪怕我去把一头猪拱了,我也不可能和这‘女人’有什么!但我真的不能告诉你ta是谁,真的不能,你相信我啊!” The Chen Guang shutdown class group silently, loves dearly Gao Ya/elegant, Lin Jingwei and 30 seconds, is really in history the most awkward misunderstanding. 陈光默默的关掉班级群,心疼高雅林经纬和自己三十秒,真是史上最尴尬的误会。 In the meantime, the Chen Guang back measures to transmit Yin stated bright delightful can actually call his absolutely terrified sound, „is this beautiful woman you? My Brother Brother Chen Guang.” 就在此时,陈光的背后阴测测传来一声明明悦耳却能叫他毛骨悚然的声音,“这美女就是你吧?我的陈光哥哥。” Chen Guang then looks, actually sees little loli Xin Qin not to know when has stood behind oneself. 陈光回头看去,却见小萝莉辛沁不知道什么时候已经站在自己背后了。 Mother egg! It is not I!” “妈蛋!不是我!” Xin Qin is light smiles, stretches out three fingers, first, in your clothes and picture exactly the same. Next, person height in you and picture is exactly the same. Finally, your hand and others are different, this no one is able to duplicate and imitate. Do not ask why I know your hand is very special, because I am dart Grandmaster Ms. Chen your faithful fan.” 辛沁却是淡淡一笑,伸出三根指头,“首先,你身上的衣服和照片里一模一样。其次,你和照片里的人身高一模一样。最后,你的手和别人是不一样的,这个谁也无法复制和模仿。别问我为什么知道你的手很特别,因为我是飞镖大师陈女士你的忠实粉丝。” Chen Guang is opening mouth greatly, is incapable of refuting unexpectedly. 陈光大张着嘴,竟无力反驳。 You really make me not think that women's wear hobby, hehe.” Xin Qin whole face calm saying. “你真是让我万万没有想到呢,女装癖,呵呵。”辛沁满脸淡定的说道。 Chen Guang is covering the face, „...... the matter is not such that you think......” 陈光捂着脸,“不……事情不是你想的那样……” Brother Brother Chen Guang of being all right, the person of talent must have the special place, I understood, my master also comforts me frequently like this. This is better, my master will feel relieved that lets me and you stays together.” “没事的陈光哥哥,天才之人必有特异之处,我都理解,我师父也经常这样安慰我。这样更好,我师父会更放心让我和你呆在一起了。” Was saying to be saying, Xin Qin reveals the feeling of unexpectedly suddenly, therefore feeling relieved. 说着说着,辛沁竟突然露出故如释重负的感觉。 Out of the window person's shadow flashes passes, Chen Guang turns head to look. 窗外人影一闪即逝,陈光扭头看去。 Un, my master walked.” “恩,我师父走了。” „Does your master have the peeping hobby?” “你师父有偷窥癖啊?” No, but pure does not feel relieved you.” “没有,只是单纯的不放心你而已。” Now felt relieved?” “现在放心了?” Yes, the women's wear hobby makes her feel that you are very safe.” “是的,女装癖让她觉得你很安全。” pia! pia! A Chen Guang palm of the hand sticks on the face, my rather she feels my danger! 陈光一巴掌糊自己脸上,我宁愿她觉得我危险! Ok, did not joke with you, today online was noisier to your disadvantageous news.” Xin Qin was saying then from fishes out a tablet PC behind, puts in front of Chen Guang. “行了,不和你开玩笑了,今天网上闹了很多对你不利的新闻。”辛沁说着便从身后摸出一块平板电脑来,放陈光面前。 Chen Guang was filled with receiving of doubt, honk is shouting, what news?” 陈光满心狐疑的接过,嘟嚷着,“什么新闻?” After 30 seconds, he exploded. 三十秒后他就炸了。 Goes to his Sir, these Sun Zei were not as skillful as others has not been convinced even, unexpectedly ran online spurts me like this? Also international anti- unfair competition alliance! The brain is sick they!” “去他大爷的,这些孙贼技不如人还不服气就算了,居然跑网上这样喷我?还国际反不正当竞争联盟!脑子有病吧他们!” Chen Guang said international players, that crowd travelled yesterday dingily, yesterday they ate suppressing, obviously gives lip-service, is in the wrong face to face does not dare to be restless, afterward actually cannot provide lodging own mouth. 陈光说的,正是昨天那群灰溜溜跑路的国际选手们,昨天他们吃了憋,显然口服心不服,当面理亏不敢再闹腾,事后却管不住自己的嘴巴。 Usually bragged that English Banter of gentleman * Wilkins's first opened fire on his Twitter, said what Huaxia no longer is the past nation of etiquette, but turned into truculent and unreasonable, the official and player cheated flagrantly, and hooligan state that could not have allowed to question. 素来自诩绅士的英国人班特*威尔金斯第一个在他的推特上开炮,说什么华夏已经不再是过去的礼仪之邦,而是变成了一个蛮横无理,官方与选手明目张胆作弊,并且还容不得质疑的流氓国度。 * Liikka, Hull Wade and Ward gold/metal and the others followed, expressed oneself witnessed an ignominious fraud in Huaxia with own eyes, the Huaxia person the fair and just dart movement will turn into a funny magic performance, and they after raising the question also encountered Huaxia official unfair treatment, nearly received the personal injury! *利卡、赫尔维德与华尔金等人紧随其后,纷纷表示自己在华夏亲眼见证了一场可耻的骗局,华夏人将公平公正的飞镖运动变成了一场滑稽的魔术表演,并且他们在提出质疑之后还遭到了华夏官方的不公正对待,更险些受到人身伤害! A a group of the world famous player also opens fire, internationally immediately has a big influence. 一大群国际知名选手同时开炮,在国际上顿时造成不小影响。 These players may not be generations of the nameless, on the contrary some of their many fans. 这些选手可都不是籍籍无名之辈,相反他们每个人都有不少粉丝。 Although dart movement relatively young numerous, but also because just his young numerous, let the fans that likes this sports and amateurs is aware. 虽然飞镖运动相对小众,但也正因为其小众,才让喜欢这项运动的粉丝和爱好者们自觉高贵。 Hears Huaxia to tarnish their hobbies with strength of the country unexpectedly, amateurs internationally follow certainly to rally together to attack. 听到华夏竟用一国之力来玷污他们的爱好,国际上的爱好者们当然跟着就群起而攻之。 Actually, so long as the brain normal person as well as he himself issued Chen Guang all previous competition the video of gave to look, knew him not possibly by cheating steamroll everyone. 其实,只要脑子正常的人把陈光历次比赛以及他自己发布上去的视频都给看了的话,都知道他不可能是靠作弊碾压所有人。 The person but who power of gossip this truth, scolded were many, the scolded person will suspect own life, let alone other observers. 但众口铄金正是这道理,骂的人多了,就连被骂的人都会怀疑自己的人生,更何况其他旁观者。 Even in some Huaxia domestic fans communities, presents the following view. 甚至连华夏国内一些粉丝群体中,都出现如下说法。 Should versatile elder brother dart not be will cheat?” “该不会全能哥这飞镖是作弊的吧?” In building the biological mother explodes, the hearse drifts, the bone ash mixes the food, the grave mound jumps.” “楼上亲妈爆炸,灵车漂移,骨灰拌饭,坟头蹦迪。” How damn to curse at people? The Sharpey fan dead sprayer, powder withstand/top ten black! How long Wilkins these people became famous, they were the honored and popular characters, was impossible to put is not being concerned about face discredits the domestic player purely, you did not understand the dart! The no 300 taels of silver buried, the rumor not necessarily does not have because of? Can bring a brain to watch this matter slightly, don't worship blindly? Can a little own judgment?” “草泥马怎么骂人?沙比脑残粉死喷子,一粉顶十黑!威尔金斯这些人成名多久了,他们都是有头有脸的人物,不可能放着不要脸单纯抹黑国内选手,你根本就不懂飞镖!此地无银三百两,空穴来风未必无因的好吗?能不能稍微带点脑子看这事,别盲目崇拜好吗?能有点自己的判断力?” Sharpey.” “沙比。” „......” “……” The two sides start since to spurting the rhythm daily. 两边开始进入日常对喷节奏。 In addition the domestic fans so, internationally do not need to talk too much, various methods has, most intense also appeared. 国内粉丝尚且如此,国际上更不必多言,各种手段的都有,最激烈的也出现了。 Xin Qin writes in the material that on the plate reorganizes, 10 : 00 am, the Huaxia dart cooperates the official website to encounter the hacker attack, the home page is tampered, in the server all and Chen Guang related competition related report did not have. 辛沁在平板上整理的这份资料上就写着,今天上午十点,华夏镖协官方网站就遭到黑客攻击,首页遭到篡改,服务器里所有和陈光有关的比赛有关报道也全没了。 11 points, the overseas warm-hearted people are the personal website that Chen Guang also constructs versatilely superman also announce the avalanche, it is said was under the unrecoverable impact. 十一点过,国外热心群众为陈光也就是全能超人建的个人网站也宣告雪崩,据说是受到了不可恢复的冲击。 3 : 00 pm is obsolete, Chen Guang own individual micro blog account number suffers to rob the number, sent out a very yellow suddenly/violently micro blog! 下午 3 点过时,陈光自己的个人微博账号更惨遭盗号,发布了一条非常黄暴的微博! Although the micro blog company official responded rapidly, in a short time robbed a micro blog to give to erase this, and contacted with Chen Mr. manager Ms. hard who to communicate on own initiative, changed the landing password, makes the limit stemming from protection the issue function of goal to this account number for the time being. 虽然微博公司官方反应迅速,在很短的时间内将这条盗号微博给删掉,并且主动联系陈先生的经纪人辛女士进行沟通,改了登陆密码,也出于保护的目的对这个账号的发布功能暂且做了限制。 But the super net red account numbers of versatile superman this fans 12 million live people also received a big influence eventually, what is more annoying is Chen Guang has not seen that ultra yellow violent micro blog! 但终究全能超人这个粉丝一千二百万活人的超级网红账号也受了不小影响,更可气的是陈光自己都还没看到那条超黄暴微博! The light master is infuriated, is simply ignominious, you make me take the lead to drive, I actually do not know the license number! 光老爷火冒三丈,简直可耻,你让我带头开车,我却不知道车牌号! Looked? What had to say?” Xin Qin sees on the Chen Guang neck to brave the blue vein, maintains composure to snatch the plate, asked. “看完了?有什么想说的?”辛沁陈光脖子上冒青筋,不动声色一把抢回平板,问道。 Chen Guang smiles, I am not mad, is not mad.” 陈光一笑,“我不气,一点儿都不气。” You television remote control device crumb, I nearly on letter/believes.” “要不是你把电视遥控器都捏碎了,我差点儿就信了呢。” Good, this group of cheap people, they succeed enraged me.” “好吧,这群贱人,他们成功的激怒了我。” How do you plan to do?” Xin Qin is crooked the head to look at Chen Guang. “那你打算怎么做呢?”辛沁歪着脑袋看着陈光 In the Chen Guang nose snort/hum, tomorrow explodes the consciousness to be fuzzy them, making them suspect the life, making them not dare to meet the dart in others surface premise.” 陈光鼻子里哼出一声,“明天把他们爆得意识模糊,让他们怀疑人生,让他们再也不敢在别人面前提自己会飞镖。” Ka scratches! 咔擦! Very good, this video I helped you send.” “很好,这段视频我帮你发上去了。” Ha?” “哈?” Chen Guang takes up the cell phone to look, does not know when Xin Qin also did the right of use of oneself micro blog account number, above had issued the latest news, «Sent International friend». 陈光拿起手机一看,不知道啥时候辛沁也搞到了自己微博账号的使用权,上面自己已经发布了最新消息,《致国际友人》。 This micro blog first is a long chart, will make a summary from yesterday to the matter that today online will come out restless, with on a more than ten seconds of small screen, from Xin Qin asked how he planned to do to start, then to letting them does not dare to raise meets the dart to finish. 这微博先是一张长图,将从昨天到今天网上闹腾出来的事情做了个总结,跟着就一部十几秒的小视屏,从辛沁问他打算怎么做开始,再到让他们不敢提会飞镖结束。 Obviously Xin Qin does not sprout up the fantasy, but early deliberate. 显然辛沁不是突发奇想,而是早有预谋。 Also ok, the shooting angle is good, looks compared with the mirror in also leads.” “还行,拍摄角度挺好,比镜子里看着还帅一点。” Chen Guang so review. 陈光如此点评。 Facing the question, the versatile elder brother responded in high-profile manner, immediately made the online his fans one's blood bubbles up to the brim. 面对质疑,全能哥高调回应,顿时让网上他的粉丝们热血沸腾。 Nation of etiquette? 礼仪之邦? Modest low key? 谦虚低调? Yes, once Huaxia person indeed was well-known by this so-called traditional virtue. 是的,曾经的华夏人的确以这所谓的传统美德而闻名。 But we do not hit do not talk back, scold do not hit back, we are the nation of etiquette are because international submits, we modest low-key are because you bow the head Chen official. 但我们不是打不还口,骂不还手,我们是礼仪之邦是因为万国臣服,我们谦虚低调是因为你们俯首陈臣。 You tread the nose upper eyelid, but also modest that was feeling inferior of weak one, was competent, must the natural swayed! 你们都蹬鼻子上脸了,还谦虚那就是弱者的自卑,有实力,就得大大方方的摆出来! Jin Shiyue of repeater this micro blog said well: Frog in a well knows soaring ambition, I believe that my boyfriend, the tomorrow's concert, everyone will not leave till we meet.” 还是转发这条微博的靳诗月说得好:“井底之蛙焉知鸿鹄之志,我相信我的男朋友,明天的演唱会,大家不见不散。” The information content of Shiyue goddess micro blog is very big. 诗月女神这条微博的信息量很大啊。 The crowds was not at that time calm, the person of familiar Chen Guang trend and Left and Right Hands trend associates immediately, the versatile elder brother will be in Yanjing at this time, Left and Right Hands will also soon hold the concert in Yanjing, will be difficult to be inadequate tomorrow's this to only in the online show love scandal lover historical first time with stage? 围观群众当时情绪就不稳定了,熟悉陈光动向和左右手动向的人立马联想起来,全能哥此时身在燕京,左右手也即将在燕京召开演唱会,难不成明天这对只在网上秀恩爱的绯闻恋人将会历史性的第一次同台? This is must promote a flash news!( To be continued.) 这是要搞个大新闻啊!(未完待续。)
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