No matter howsaid,bustles aboutoneall day, the good and eviltakes carry back the table.
不管怎么说,忙乎一整天,好歹是把表拿了回来。Although the processis tortuous, finallyalwaysgratifying.
过程虽然曲折,结果总是喜人的。As forBai Huatopit, from the startonlikingdoes not exist„Chenmoon/month”, the lightmastersaid,thismatterold manwants to help but unable.
至于白桦给坑了,以至于喜欢上一个压根就不存在的“陈月”,光老爷表示,这事老夫爱莫能助。
If strange, youblameyourto sendsmallLin Jingwei!
如果要怪,你就怪你的发小林经纬吧!Advice that heoffers!
他出的主意!Said, thisperhapswas the method of eliminationlove rival the world's most removed firewood from under the pot.
讲真,这或许算是世上最釜底抽薪的消灭情敌的手段。Howto makeyourlove rivalnot have the threattoyoufrom nowagain?
怎样让你的情敌从此以后对你再无威胁?Regardless ofhisbackgroundstrong, backstagehard, the brainhas the multi-evildoer/monstrous talentto give for nothing!
无论他背景有多强,后台有多硬,脑子有多妖孽都白给!
The lightmasteroffers one's experiences as an examplepersonally, makinghimfall in love withyou! Hehad no free timeto snatch the womanwithyou!
光老爷亲自现身说法,让他爱上你!他就没空和你抢女人了!Originallyhealsoplanned that transferred1.4 milliontoBai Huain the past, pays off the favorthoroughly, after allordinaryversionPatek Philippe & Co.alsoonvalue600,000, 1/3 of far inferiorlimited editiontrue value.
本来他还打算给白桦转一百四十万过去,算是彻底还清人情,毕竟普通版百达翡丽也就价值六十万,远不及限量版真实价值的三分之一。ButLin Jingweistoppedhim, the reasonis very simple, westoleotherswatch, nowhehas not discovered that evidentlyBai Huado not wearthatwatch the custom, the leopard cat that perhaps the leopard catchanges the crown princegaveto lockin the cabinetfor a lifetime, suchresultwas very goodto be very harmonious.
但林经纬制止了他,理由很简单,咱们偷了人家的表,现在他还没发现也就罢了,看样子白桦也没有要戴那个表的习惯,兴许狸猫换太子的狸猫一辈子就给锁柜子里了,这样的结果很好很和谐。Butyoucannotturn the headto givehimto give money, making one cause suspicionbaseless.
可你不能转头给他送钱,让人凭空生疑啊。Furthermore, didn't youjusthelp the personsee through the translatorplot?
再者,你刚不是帮人拆穿了个翻译阴谋吗?Tothismatter, youat leastcanhelp a day of neargroupdodgeseveral hundreds of millionslosses, hisowing you onesea.
就冲着这事,你至少能帮天近集团规避数亿的损失,他欠你的人情海了去。„Remembered, todaythismatterdayknowknowsyouto knowmeto know, the Sister Huaknowledge, youdare saying that Idig upnoneto hangyouam teachingin the building!” When two peopledisband, Chen Guangdoes not feel relievedandLin Jingweitoldone.
“记住了,今天这事天知地知你知我知,花姐知,你敢说出去我就把你扒得精光挂在一教楼上!”两人散伙时,陈光又是不放心的和林经纬吩咐了一句。Lin Jingweiis striking one's chest, „idle talk, Iamplannedtakesto blow the ratio, butyoungBrother Baigives the pitnowsuchmiserably. Refers toerraticallycomes backhealsoto entanglemeto look forinhisdreamdailysweetheartMissChenmoon/month, Icompared withyoumore hurried?”林经纬拍着胸脯,“废话,我本来是打算拿出去吹吹比的,但现在小白哥给坑得这么惨。指不定回头他还会天天缠着我找他的梦中情人陈月小姐,我比你更慌的好吗?”„Mother, let alonequicklyChenmoon/monththesetwocharacters, Iwantto spit!”
“妈的,快别说陈月这俩字了,我又想吐了!”„Withspitting!”
“同吐!”Returned to the hotel, Chen Guangdeliciousholds appreciativelythis to go against a suite'sPatek Philippe & Co., whilebrushes the micro blogto read the news.
回了酒店,陈光一边美滋滋的把玩着这块能顶一套房的百达翡丽,一边刷着微博看新闻。Hesees the streetracketsuddenly, suddenlyspits bloodthreerises.
他冷不丁看到个街拍,一时间吐血三升。«SupermodelinFolk, YanjingStreetAppearsSelectsBeautiful womanHigh».
《超模在民间,燕京街头惊现高挑美女》。Whatghost, whopats? Isn't thisI? small grovethisgruffgoods?
什么鬼,谁拍的?这不就是我吗?小林子这憨货?Staredto look atone, thesetwoownupfrontprofiles of Chen Guang to the screenwas disgusting, butalsoremoved the Lin Jingweisuspicion, this peopletakevery muchobviouslyonlyinsteadinotherplacerackets, when oneselfandLin Jingweifledfromdaynearbuildingin a panic the picture, in the picturepulled the Lin Jingweicollarto go on a trip in a hurryto escape.
瞪眼看了一阵,陈光给屏幕里这两张自己的正面侧面照恶心得不行,但也排除了林经纬的嫌疑,这很显然是有人拿着单反在其他地方拍的,正是自己和林经纬从天近大厦仓皇逃离时的照片,画面中正是自己扯着林经纬衣领行色匆匆夺路而逃。
The fellow who alsoreallylet alone, thisphotographs surreptitiouslypats the portraitproficiencyis nothigh of generalwords, Chen Guangfeltoneselfareflees in panic, butgaveto lay out the stockvaliantstepeaseoverbearingfeelingunderthisfellowlensunexpectedly!
还真别说,这偷拍的家伙拍人像水平不是一般话的高,陈光觉得自己是仓皇逃窜,但在这家伙镜头下的自己居然给拍出了股英姿飒爽步履悠然霸道的感觉!
The heuneasypoint of the classgroup, sure enough, idledto be all rightto doall day longisto soakLady White Snake of nethas retransmittedin the classinexcept for the symbolthisballwindownews the group.
他内心惴惴不安的点开班级群,果不其然,成天闲着没事干除了码字就是泡网的白娘子已经把这条弹窗新闻转发到了班上群里。
The crowdsexpressed the moodto be stable, butGao Ya/elegantcooker.
围观群众表示情绪稳定,但高雅炸锅了。Gao Ya/elegant: „Lin Jingwei! Youconfessclearlytome! Whothispersonis!”高雅:“林经纬!你给我交代清楚!这人是谁!”Lin Jingwei: „......”林经纬:“……”Gao Ya/elegant: „Didn't yousay?”高雅:“你不说是吧?”Lin Jingweisent a shedding bitter tearsexpression: „MydearXiaoya, Icanpledgeto the day, Iandshereallyno, even ifIwentto arch a pig, Iimpossibleandthis‚woman’hadanything! ButwhoIreallycannottellyoutaam, reallycannot, youbelieveme!”林经纬发了个痛哭流涕的表情:“我亲爱的小雅雅,我可以对天发誓,我和她真的没有什么,哪怕我去把一头猪拱了,我也不可能和这‘女人’有什么!但我真的不能告诉你ta是谁,真的不能,你相信我啊!”
The Chen Guangshutdownclassgroupsilently, loves dearlyGao Ya/elegant, Lin Jingweiand30seconds, is really inhistory the most awkwardmisunderstanding.陈光默默的关掉班级群,心疼高雅、林经纬和自己三十秒,真是史上最尴尬的误会。In the meantime, the Chen Guangbackmeasuresto transmitYinstatedbrightdelightful can actually callhisabsolutely terrifiedsound, „is thisbeautiful womanyou? MyBrotherBrother Chen Guang.”
就在此时,陈光的背后阴测测传来一声明明悦耳却能叫他毛骨悚然的声音,“这美女就是你吧?我的陈光哥哥。”Chen Guangthenlooks,actuallyseeslittle loliXin Qinnot to knowwhenhas stoodbehindoneself.陈光回头看去,却见小萝莉辛沁不知道什么时候已经站在自己背后了。„Motheregg! It is not I!”
“妈蛋!不是我!”Xin Qinis lightsmiles, stretches outthreefingers, „first, inyourclothesandpictureexactly the same. Next, personheight in you and pictureis exactly the same. Finally, yourhandandothersaredifferent, thisno oneis ableto duplicateandimitate. Do not ask why Iknowyourhandis very special, becauseIamdartGrandmasterMs.Chenyourfaithfulfan.”辛沁却是淡淡一笑,伸出三根指头,“首先,你身上的衣服和照片里一模一样。其次,你和照片里的人身高一模一样。最后,你的手和别人是不一样的,这个谁也无法复制和模仿。别问我为什么知道你的手很特别,因为我是飞镖大师陈女士你的忠实粉丝。”Chen Guangis opening mouthgreatly, is incapable ofrefutingunexpectedly.陈光大张着嘴,竟无力反驳。„Youreallymakemenot think that women's wearhobby, hehe.”Xin Qinwhole facecalmsaying.
“你真是让我万万没有想到呢,女装癖,呵呵。”辛沁满脸淡定的说道。Chen Guangis covering the face, „...... the matteris notsuch that youthink......”陈光捂着脸,“不……事情不是你想的那样……”„BrotherBrother Chen Guang of being all right, the person of talentmusthave the specialplace, Iunderstood,mymasteralsocomfortsmefrequentlylike this. Thisis better, mymasterwill feel relieved that letsmeandyoustays together.”
“没事的陈光哥哥,天才之人必有特异之处,我都理解,我师父也经常这样安慰我。这样更好,我师父会更放心让我和你呆在一起了。”Was saying to be saying, Xin Qinreveals the feeling of unexpectedlysuddenly, thereforefeeling relieved.
说着说着,辛沁竟突然露出故如释重负的感觉。Out of the windowperson's shadowflashespasses, Chen Guangturns headto look.
窗外人影一闪即逝,陈光扭头看去。„Un, mymasterwalked.”
“恩,我师父走了。”„Does yourmasterhave the peepinghobby?”
“你师父有偷窥癖啊?”„No, butpuredoes not feel relievedyou.”
“没有,只是单纯的不放心你而已。”„Nowfelt relieved?”
“现在放心了?”„Yes, the women's wearhobbymakesherfeel that youare very safe.”
“是的,女装癖让她觉得你很安全。”pia!
pia!
A Chen Guangpalm of the handstickson the face, myrathershefeelsmydanger!陈光一巴掌糊自己脸上,我宁愿她觉得我危险!„Ok, did not jokewithyou, todayonlinewas noisiertoyourdisadvantageousnews.”Xin Qinwas sayingthenfromfishes out a tablet PCbehind, putsin front ofChen Guang.
“行了,不和你开玩笑了,今天网上闹了很多对你不利的新闻。”辛沁说着便从身后摸出一块平板电脑来,放陈光面前。Chen Guangwas filled withreceiving of doubt, honkis shouting, „whatnews?”陈光满心狐疑的接过,嘟嚷着,“什么新闻?”
After 30seconds, heexploded.
三十秒后他就炸了。„Goes tohisSir, theseSunZeiwere not as skillful as othershas not been convincedeven, unexpectedlyranonlinespurtsmelike this? Alsointernationalanti-unfair competitionalliance! The brainis sickthey!”
“去他大爷的,这些孙贼技不如人还不服气就算了,居然跑网上这样喷我?还国际反不正当竞争联盟!脑子有病吧他们!”Chen Guangsaidinternationalplayers, thatcrowdtravelledyesterdaydingily, yesterdaytheyatesuppressing, obviouslygives lip-service, is in the wrongface to facedoes not dareto be restless, afterwardactuallycannot provide lodgingownmouth.陈光说的,正是昨天那群灰溜溜跑路的国际选手们,昨天他们吃了憋,显然口服心不服,当面理亏不敢再闹腾,事后却管不住自己的嘴巴。Usuallybragged that EnglishBanter of gentleman*Wilkins'sfirstopened fireonhisTwitter, saidwhatHuaxiano longeris the pastnation of etiquette, butturned intotruculent and unreasonable, the official and playercheatedflagrantly, andhooliganstate that could not have allowedto question.
素来自诩绅士的英国人班特*威尔金斯第一个在他的推特上开炮,说什么华夏已经不再是过去的礼仪之邦,而是变成了一个蛮横无理,官方与选手明目张胆作弊,并且还容不得质疑的流氓国度。*Liikka, HullWadeandWardgold/metaland the othersfollowed, expressedoneselfwitnessed an ignominiousfraudinHuaxiawith own eyes, the Huaxiaperson the fair and justdartmovementwill turn into a funnymagicperformance, andtheyafterraising the questionalsoencounteredHuaxiaofficialunfair treatment, nearlyreceived the personal injury!
*利卡、赫尔维德与华尔金等人紧随其后,纷纷表示自己在华夏亲眼见证了一场可耻的骗局,华夏人将公平公正的飞镖运动变成了一场滑稽的魔术表演,并且他们在提出质疑之后还遭到了华夏官方的不公正对待,更险些受到人身伤害!
A a group of the world famousplayeralsoopens fire, internationallyimmediatelyhas a biginfluence.
一大群国际知名选手同时开炮,在国际上顿时造成不小影响。Theseplayersmaynot begenerations of the nameless, on the contrary some of their manyfans.
这些选手可都不是籍籍无名之辈,相反他们每个人都有不少粉丝。Althoughdartmovementrelativelyyoungnumerous, butalsobecausejusthisyoungnumerous, let the fans that likesthissports and amateursis aware.
虽然飞镖运动相对小众,但也正因为其小众,才让喜欢这项运动的粉丝和爱好者们自觉高贵。HearsHuaxiato tarnishtheirhobbieswithstrength of the countryunexpectedly, amateursinternationallyfollow certainlyto rally together to attack.
听到华夏竟用一国之力来玷污他们的爱好,国际上的爱好者们当然跟着就群起而攻之。Actually, so long as the brainnormalpersonas well ashe himselfissuedChen Guangall previouscompetition the video of gaveto look, knewhimnotpossiblybycheatingsteamrolleveryone.
其实,只要脑子正常的人把陈光历次比赛以及他自己发布上去的视频都给看了的话,都知道他不可能是靠作弊碾压所有人。
The person but who power of gossipthistruth, scoldedwere many, the scoldedpersonwill suspectownlife, let aloneotherobservers.
但众口铄金正是这道理,骂的人多了,就连被骂的人都会怀疑自己的人生,更何况其他旁观者。EveninsomeHuaxiadomesticfanscommunities, presents the followingview.
甚至连华夏国内一些粉丝群体中,都出现如下说法。„Shouldversatileelder brotherdartnot bewill cheat?”
“该不会全能哥这飞镖是作弊的吧?”„Inbuilding the biological motherexplodes, the hearsedrifts, the bone ashmixes the food, the grave moundjumps.”
“楼上亲妈爆炸,灵车漂移,骨灰拌饭,坟头蹦迪。”„Howdamnto curse at people? The Sharpeyfandeadsprayer, powderwithstand/toptenblack! How longWilkinsthesepeoplebecame famous, theywere the honored and popularcharacters, was impossibleto putis not being concerned about facediscredits the domesticplayerpurely, youdid not understand the dart! The no 300 taels of silver buried, the rumornot necessarilydoes not havebecause of? Canbring a brainto watchthismatterslightly, don't worship blindly? Cana littleownjudgment?”
“草泥马怎么骂人?沙比脑残粉死喷子,一粉顶十黑!威尔金斯这些人成名多久了,他们都是有头有脸的人物,不可能放着不要脸单纯抹黑国内选手,你根本就不懂飞镖!此地无银三百两,空穴来风未必无因的好吗?能不能稍微带点脑子看这事,别盲目崇拜好吗?能有点自己的判断力?”„Sharpey.”
“沙比。”„......”
“……”
The two sidesstartsincetospurting the rhythmdaily.
两边开始进入日常对喷节奏。In addition the domesticfansso, internationallydo not needto talk too much, variousmethodshas, most intensealsoappeared.
国内粉丝尚且如此,国际上更不必多言,各种手段的都有,最激烈的也出现了。Xin Qinwritesinthematerial that on the platereorganizes, 10 : 00 am, the Huaxiadartcooperates the official websiteto encounter the hacker attack, the home pageis tampered, in the serverall and Chen Guangrelatedcompetitionrelatedreportdid not have.辛沁在平板上整理的这份资料上就写着,今天上午十点,华夏镖协官方网站就遭到黑客攻击,首页遭到篡改,服务器里所有和陈光有关的比赛有关报道也全没了。11points, the overseaswarm-heartedpeopleare the personal website that Chen Guangalsoconstructsversatilelysupermanalsoannounce the avalanche, it is saidwas under the unrecoverableimpact.
十一点过,国外热心群众为陈光也就是全能超人建的个人网站也宣告雪崩,据说是受到了不可恢复的冲击。3 : 00 pmis obsolete, Chen Guangownindividualmicro blogaccount numbersuffersto rob the number, sent out a veryyellowsuddenly/violentlymicro blog!
下午 3 点过时,陈光自己的个人微博账号更惨遭盗号,发布了一条非常黄暴的微博!Although the micro blogcompanyofficialrespondedrapidly, in a short timerobbed a micro blogto giveto erasethis, andcontacted withChenMr.managerMs.hard who to communicateon own initiative, changed the landingpassword, makes the limitstemming fromprotection the issuefunction of goaltothisaccount numberfor the time being.
虽然微博公司官方反应迅速,在很短的时间内将这条盗号微博给删掉,并且主动联系陈先生的经纪人辛女士进行沟通,改了登陆密码,也出于保护的目的对这个账号的发布功能暂且做了限制。But the supernetredaccount numbers of versatilesupermanthisfans12 millionlive peoplealsoreceived a biginfluenceeventually, whatis more annoyingisChen Guanghas not seenthatultrayellowviolentmicro blog!
但终究全能超人这个粉丝一千二百万活人的超级网红账号也受了不小影响,更可气的是陈光自己都还没看到那条超黄暴微博!
The lightmasteris infuriated, is simply ignominious, youmakemetake the leadto drive, Iactuallydo not know the license number!
光老爷火冒三丈,简直可耻,你让我带头开车,我却不知道车牌号!„Looked? Whathad to say?”Xin Qinseeson the Chen Guangneckto brave the blue vein, maintains composureto snatch the plate, asked.
“看完了?有什么想说的?”辛沁见陈光脖子上冒青筋,不动声色一把抢回平板,问道。Chen Guangsmiles, „Iam not mad, is not mad.”陈光一笑,“我不气,一点儿都不气。”„Youtelevision remote control devicecrumb, Inearlyonletter/believes.”
“要不是你把电视遥控器都捏碎了,我差点儿就信了呢。”„Good, thisgroup of cheap people, theysucceedenragedme.”
“好吧,这群贱人,他们成功的激怒了我。”„How do youplanto do?”Xin Qinis crooked the headto look atChen Guang.
“那你打算怎么做呢?”辛沁歪着脑袋看着陈光。In the Chen Guangnosesnort/hum, „tomorrowexplodes the consciousnessto be fuzzythem, makingthemsuspect the life, makingthemnot dareto meet the dartinotherssurfacepremise.”陈光鼻子里哼出一声,“明天把他们爆得意识模糊,让他们怀疑人生,让他们再也不敢在别人面前提自己会飞镖。”Kascratches!
咔擦!„Verygood, thisvideoIhelpedyousend.”
“很好,这段视频我帮你发上去了。”„Ha?”
“哈?”Chen Guangtakes up the cell phoneto look,does not knowwhenXin Qinalsodid the right of use of oneselfmicro blogaccount number, abovehad issued the latest news, «SentInternational friend».陈光拿起手机一看,不知道啥时候辛沁也搞到了自己微博账号的使用权,上面自己已经发布了最新消息,《致国际友人》。Thismicro blogfirstis a longchart, will make a summaryfromyesterdayto the matter that todayonlinewill come outrestless, withon a more than tenseconds of smallscreen, fromXin Qinasked how heplannedto doto start, thentolettingthemdoes not dareto raisemeets the dartto finish.
这微博先是一张长图,将从昨天到今天网上闹腾出来的事情做了个总结,跟着就一部十几秒的小视屏,从辛沁问他打算怎么做开始,再到让他们不敢提会飞镖结束。ObviouslyXin Qindoes not sprout up the fantasy, butearlydeliberate.
显然辛沁不是突发奇想,而是早有预谋。„Alsook, the shooting angleis good, lookscompared with the mirrorinalsoleads.”
“还行,拍摄角度挺好,比镜子里看着还帅一点。”Chen Guangsoreview.陈光如此点评。Facing the question, the versatileelder brotherrespondedin high-profile manner, immediatelymade the onlinehisfansone's blood bubbles up to the brim.
面对质疑,全能哥高调回应,顿时让网上他的粉丝们热血沸腾。Nation of etiquette?
礼仪之邦?Modestlow key?
谦虚低调?Yes, onceHuaxiapersonindeedwas well-knownbythisso-calledtraditional virtue.
是的,曾经的华夏人的确以这所谓的传统美德而闻名。Butwedo not hitdo not talk back, scolddo not hit back, weare the nation of etiquettearebecauseinternationalsubmits, wemodestlow-keyarebecauseyoubow the headChenofficial.
但我们不是打不还口,骂不还手,我们是礼仪之邦是因为万国臣服,我们谦虚低调是因为你们俯首陈臣。Youtread the noseupper eyelid, but alsomodestthatwasfeeling inferior of weak one, was competent, must the naturalswayed!
你们都蹬鼻子上脸了,还谦虚那就是弱者的自卑,有实力,就得大大方方的摆出来!Jin Shiyue of repeaterthismicro blogsaidwell: „Frog in a wellknowssoaring ambition, Ibelieve that myboyfriend, the tomorrow'sconcert, everyonewill not leave till we meet.”
还是转发这条微博的靳诗月说得好:“井底之蛙焉知鸿鹄之志,我相信我的男朋友,明天的演唱会,大家不见不散。”
The information content of Shiyuegoddessmicro blogis very big.诗月女神这条微博的信息量很大啊。
The crowdswas not at that time calm, the person of familiarChen GuangtrendandLeft and Right Handstrendassociatesimmediately, the versatileelder brotherwill be inYanjingat this time, Left and Right Handswill also soon hold the concertinYanjing, will be difficultto be inadequatetomorrow'sthistoonlyin the onlineshowlovescandalloverhistoricalfirsttimewithstage?
围观群众当时情绪就不稳定了,熟悉陈光动向和左右手动向的人立马联想起来,全能哥此时身在燕京,左右手也即将在燕京召开演唱会,难不成明天这对只在网上秀恩爱的绯闻恋人将会历史性的第一次同台?Thisismustpromote a flash news!( To be continued.)
这是要搞个大新闻啊!(未完待续。)
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