CGA :: Volume #5

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Before knowing Xue Lin, Chen Guang also only knows that inner strength is very fierce, but has not felt mystically, after all was always brought to practice acquiring a skill by Wen Wen once for a while, seeing is not strange. 在认识薛琳之前,陈光也只知道内劲很厉害,但也没觉得多神秘,毕竟总时不时被文雯拿来练练手,见惯不怪了。 His user experience is very sufficient, looked that like the ancient people the opportunity was called the monster, modern people actually cell phone, when the toy was the same. 他的用户体验十分充足,就像古代人看到手机会叫妖怪,现代人却把手机当玩具一样。 But Xue Lin told him afterward, the military wants to study inner strength, but can not the method, Chen Guang know fiercely. 可后来薛琳告诉他,就连军方内部都想学内劲而不得法门,陈光就知道厉害了。 The inner strength background is not obviously simple, not, but state machinery usually disposition, I had a liking, I wanted, was favorable for me, must be my! 内劲的来头显然不简单,不然以国家机器素来的脾性,我看上的,我想要的,对我有利的,就必须是我的! How to appear wants to study must ask the matter of oneself this average person. 怎么会出现想学还得求自己这种普通人的事情。 Considers as finished do not think these, in brief, has the pit inner strength expert to stay together with a brain, my present situation is very dangerous! 算了别想那些,总之,和一脑子有坑的内劲高手呆在一起,我现在的处境很危险! Do not crack a joke! The Big Brother is the super honest good man, how to make one give me to warm the bedding casually, you in the moral behavior that I questioned! Ok, if your nothing, can sit on the sofa has a look at the television, I have the matter to be busy.” “别开玩笑了!大哥哥是超级正派的好男人,怎么会随便让人给我暖被窝呢,你这是在我质疑的人品!行了,如果你没什么事情的话,可以自己坐在沙发上看看电视,也我有事情要忙。” Waving of Chen Guang righteousness expression, then sits in front of the computer, appearance that pretends to be engrossed in reading sacred books and oblivious to what happening in the world, small heart plop plop jumping. 陈光义正言辞的一挥手,然后一屁股坐在电脑前,装作两耳不闻窗外事的模样,小心脏扑通扑通的跳。 Scared to death the baby! 吓死宝宝了! He felt, at own the pure strength of present Qilin arm, should probably strong in Xin Qin, but makes him use the finger to grasp the cement pile, he really cannot achieve. 他觉得,以自己现在麒麟臂的纯力量,应该是要强于辛沁的,但让他用手指头抓水泥桩子,他真做不到。 This means, actually he is not the Xin Qin opponent! 这就意味着,其实他不是辛沁的对手! really awkward. 真特么尴尬。 While also a little time, might as well ponder over to cut the dv picture that yesterday's dart club owner took, sent the micro blog to come up. 趁着还有点时间,不如琢磨一下把昨天飞镖俱乐部老板拍下来的dv片子剪出来,发微博上去。 No matter makes anything, must ship out a very busy appearance. 不管做什么,必须装出一副很忙的样子。 Ask her to leave not to walk, making her remain also very is not probably unsafe, the old man is very awkward! 让她走也不走,让她留下来好像又很不安全,老夫很尴尬呀! „Do you want to make the video?” Long time, looked that Chen Guang turned over for quite a while on the computer, Xin Qin came the sentence in behind suddenly like this. “你是要做视频吗?”良久,看陈光在电脑上倒腾大半天,辛沁突然在背后这样来了句。 Un.” Chen Guang is making to be completely muddled, video clip matter, but actually really operates, he had not deliberately made before, now studies to have enough to do from the beginning. “恩。”陈光正弄得晕头转向,视频剪辑这种事情说来简单,但其实真操作起来,他以前又没刻意弄过,现在从头学很吃力。 I help you, my meeting.” “我帮你,我会。” Without Chen Guang spoke, he thought that behind the collar gives the person to raise, then the whole person left the position. 没等陈光说话,他就觉得衣领背后给人一提,然后整个人离了位置。 Shrinks by far in the corner, the mouth eats the watermelon, Chen Guang is looking is sitting in front of the computer busy Xin Qin the back, in the heart is talking over, my possibly ancestors made what evil, will run into this loli in this whole life, are really urge unlucky. 远远缩在墙角,嘴里啃着西瓜,陈光看着正坐在电脑前忙忙碌碌的辛沁的背影,心中念叨着,我可能上辈子造了什么孽,才会在这辈子遇到这萝莉,真是倒霉催的。 After three hours, he looks at this editing incomparably finely, even gave back to the Hollywood blockbuster same documentary film of special effect , indicating oneself must take back the beforehand view. 三个小时后,他看着这部剪辑得无比精美,甚至还给加了特效的好莱坞大片一样的纪录片,表示自己要收回之前的说法。 The technology of this scissors flat and thin piece, is really levers! 她这剪片子的技术,真是杠杠的! Walks! The good Elder Brother to lead you to eat the hot pot to reward with food and drink you!” “走!好哥哥带你去吃火锅犒劳一下你!” Finished eating the hot pot to come back, several G videos had been passed to the online server by, was only left over the last link issue video. 吃完火锅回来,数个g的视频已经被上传到了网上服务器里,只剩下最后一个环节发布视频。 Hello, I am versatile superman, I made the new work, when this was yesterday's live broadcast used another documentary film of dv machine photography, can bring the different feeling, the audience masters who liked collecting can download the preservation, please help retransmit the proliferation, invited everyone support I, what I will be continuous was everyone brings various technique performances, in the future I even can start the voting, will be elected the skill that I learned/studied by everyone, I can only guarantee a point, no matter I made anything, the world's strongest!” “大家好,我是全能超人,我又出新作品了,这是昨天直播时用另一个dv机拍摄的纪录片,可以带来不同的感受,喜欢收藏的观众老爷们可以下载保存,也请帮忙转发扩散,请大家一如既往的支持我,我将会持续不断的为大家带来各种技艺表演,将来我甚至可以开启投票,将由大家来推选我去学习的技能,我只能保证一点,不管我做什么,都世界最强!” Chen Guang delicious presses down to transmit the button, only waits for this video to bring more belief values to oneself. 陈光美滋滋的按下发送按钮,只等这部视频给自己带来更多的信仰值。 Behind him came the sentence coolly, is not really bashful.” 他背后凉飕飕来了句,“真不害臊。” Has turned head, Xin Qin is putting on a serious face to show the whites of the eyes. 回过头,辛沁正板着脸翻着白眼。 Chen Guang thought, cannot be victorious you, I affirmed that with your theory theory, being disinclined manages you well, I also did not boast.” 陈光心想,要不是打不过你,我肯定和你好好理论理论,“懒得理你,我又不是吹牛。” Can cook? The world's strongest chef?” Xin Qin said. “会炒菜吗?世界最强厨师?”辛沁道。 Chen Guang beckons with the hand, cannot! Waited for that day of my meeting, I the world's was strongest.” 陈光一摆手,“不会!等我会的那天,我就世界最强了。” Xin Qin honk the mouth, as if to his view is not being very satisfied. 辛沁嘟着嘴,似乎对他这说法不是很满意。 Chen Guang does not want to struggle with her, this was too dangerous, then lies on the computer writes the micro blog, moreover I announced a matter, starting from tomorrow I will attend the Huaxia amateur dart championship tournament, such that just like you understood, I indeed was bully the person.” 陈光不想和她争,这太危险了,又回头趴在电脑上写微博,“另外我宣布一件事情呀,从明天开始我将参加华夏业余飞镖锦标赛,正如你们所理解的那样,我的确是去欺负人的。” Since pondering over belief value thing, Chen Guang to low-key had the connotation more to walk luxuriously is farther. 自从琢磨出信仰值这东西以后,陈光就离低调奢华有内涵越走越远了。 Without the means that he must be high-profile, must be rampant, only then the unceasing brushing face, makes one notice itself unceasingly, can increase the exposure rate/lead as far as possible, had the exposure rate/lead, has the increase of belief value. 没有办法,他必须高调,必须嚣张,只有不断的刷脸,不断的让人留意到自己,才能尽量增加曝光率,有了曝光率,才有信仰值的增幅。 Any mortgage slave and car(riage) slave, that is the piece of cake, Chen Guang indicated, I am cup of slaves I am proud! 什么房奴、车奴,那都是小菜一碟,陈光表示,我是杯奴我自豪! Back Xin Qin looks that Chen Guang just renewed this micro blog, probably is very satisfied, on face rare squeezes a smile. 背后辛沁看着陈光刚更新这条微博,好像很满意,脸上难得的挤出一丝笑容。 Chen Guang is coming back to size up her expression secretly, sees that to ask: What do you smile?” 陈光正回头偷偷打量她表情,见状问道:“你笑什么?” Xin Qin pays no attention to him, a beckoning with the hand round trip walks, „, no matter your matter.” 辛沁不理他,一摆手往回走,“不管你事。” Then she enters the guest room, bang one closes. 然后她进到客房,嘭的一下关上了门。 Chen Guang had not first realized that the issue is, long time responded suddenly, she stayed in my family directly! 陈光先还没意识到问题所在,良久才冷不丁反应过来,她直接在我家里住下了啊! Do I want to report to the police? 我是不是要报警啊? Can jump out one group of people I to kidnap and sell the child suddenly? 会不会突然窜出一群人来说我拐卖儿童? Considers as finished no matter these, her such child, pours to pay out of money to measure with the eye also few individuals to dare to buy. 算了不管那些,她这样的儿童,倒贴钱目测也没几个人敢买。 Also has turned over one on the computer, having a look at the video to chat, he returned to the room to sleep, the next room were many violent loli, so long as locked on the other side the gate on also has nothing to care probably, actually cared about also no means that after all could not be victorious. 又在电脑上倒腾过一阵,看看视频聊聊天,他就回房去睡觉了,隔壁房间多了个暴力萝莉,只要把门反锁上好像也没什么好在意的,其实在意也没什么办法,毕竟打不过。 This time he, actually does not know after oneself , a micro blog that renews in online stirred the great unrest once again. 此时的他,却不知道自己后更新的一条微博在网上又一次引发了轩然大波。 The versatile superhuman must attend the regulation game! 全能超人要参加正式比赛了! Beforehand versatile superhuman, no matter makes anything, although everyone psychologically approves him indeed is fiercest, truncates the pencil and ball piano car race, is as for hitting the blade tower and flinging the dart, the effect again science fiction of no matter in his video patting, but the technical dwellings can always show that he has not used deception, he must not have the suspense. 以前的全能超人,不管做什么,虽然大家心理上都认可他的确是最厉害的,无论是削铅笔、弹钢琴还是飙车,乃至于打刀塔和甩飞镖,不管他视频里拍出来的效果再科幻,可技术宅们总能证明他没有弄虚作假,他的确强得毫无悬念。 But he actually and has no true can take the score. 但他却并没有什么真正拿得出来的战绩。 Even if he has to conquer the regal style that the Hong Kong of global underground car race bet the car racing, but that eventually is an underground sports event that must not exposed to the light, does not even have the official record in the records depository of international FIA. 哪怕他有征服了全球地下飙车界的香江赌车赛的王者之风,但那终究是个见不得光的地下赛事,甚至在国际汽联的档案库里都没有正式记录。 His great strength regarding many ordinary car fans, only exists in the legend, even many people questioned the authenticity of this matter. 他的强大对于许多普通车迷来说,只存在于传说中,甚至有不少人质疑这件事的真实性。 Even if some Chen Guang announced video record piece that influence that this flat and thin piece online creates, is eventually limited. 哪怕有陈光公布出来的视频纪录片,这片子在网上造成的影响力,终究也是有限的。 today of information explosion, the dissemination of consultation and was submerged equally easily, the fame comes quickly, if not operate well, goes also quickly. 在信息爆炸的今天,咨询的传播与被淹没一样容易,名气来得快,若是不好好经营,去得也快。 Every day has the endless new hot spot, the current politics or the entertainment, the landscape generation has the rookie to leave, was changed the early man by one generation of rookies incautiously. 每一天都有层出不穷的新热点,无论是时政还是娱乐,江山代有新人出,一不小心就被一代新人换旧人了。 All achievements and fame before Chen Guang, limit in the network merely, has never mounted the mainstream media, has not been approved in the regulation game. 陈光之前的一切成就与名气,都仅仅局限在网络上,从未登上过主流媒体,也没有在正式比赛中得到认可。 He is only one lives the folk big god eventually in fans mind. 他终究只是一个活在粉丝心目中的民间大神。 For example dart matter, when afternoon his live broadcast, the fans of some professionals jumped saying that although he performance in live broadcast was inconceivable, startled was the Celestial, but his folk hooligan, attended the competition to be different from the professional. 譬如飞镖这事吧,在下午他直播时,就有一些职业选手的粉丝跳出来说,虽然他在直播里的表演多么不可思议,叫人惊为天人,但他这种民间的野路子,和职业选手参加比赛是不一样的。 Although this view shortly pressing did not have the shadow by innumerable wave-like flattering, but also explained eventually indeed some really people think like this. 虽然这种论调顷刻间就被无数浪潮般的吹捧给压得没了影子,但终究也说明的确真有部分人是这样想的。 This is highly different, the seen thing that the fans and professional stand is also different. 这正是粉丝与职业选手所站的高度不同,看到的东西也不同。 Really asks two professionals to stand in the boss and dart club has looked at the entire journey together, gives them 100 courage, they do not dare and Chen Guang place on a par with themselves. 真找两个职业选手站在现场和飞镖俱乐部的老板一起看过全程,给他们一百个胆子,他们也不敢拿自己和陈光相提并论。 But the fans actually do not know, does not understand these, they are only suspected purely, this is to the superstition that the authority approves, to despising of folk big god. 但粉丝却不知道,也不理解这些,他们只是单纯的怀疑,这是对权威认可的迷信,也是对民间大神的鄙夷。 Now was good, he really must attend the regulation game unexpectedly! 现在好了,他居然真的要参加正式比赛! If he can win, all questions will naturally be easily solved, if he loses the competition, before him, once said that nothing dares before him to say will again play dart these words, naturally also became a laughingstock. 如果他能一路赢下去,自然一切质疑都将迎刃而解,如果他输掉比赛,那他之前曾说的,“再没有任何敢在他面前说会玩飞镖”这句话,自然也就成了一个笑柄。 To his decision, until now follows the versatile superman fans to post to express the congratulations. 对他的决定,一直以来跟随全能超人的粉丝纷纷发帖表示庆贺。 Versatile superman was weary of the reputation of folk big god finally, shivers! Plays the vegetable/dish chickens of dart, in the mountain no tiger monkey said that the years of king ended!” “全能超人终于厌倦了民间大神的名头,颤抖吧!玩飞镖的菜鸡们,山中无老虎猴子称大王的时代结束了!” „No matter how you saw, I felt in any case, the competition champion does not have the suspense.” “不管你们怎么看,反正我觉得,比赛冠军已经没悬念了。” Although does not like the dart very much, but the versatile elder brother is any me to look at anything.” “虽然不是很喜欢飞镖,但全能哥做啥我就看啥。” Some people approve, some people questioned. 有人认可,就有人质疑。 No one has thought, first jumps to question Chen Guang publicly, unexpectedly is on champion storage Hao of Huaxia dart league tournament. 谁也没想到,第一个公开跳出来质疑陈光的,居然是上一届华夏飞镖联赛的冠军储昊。 Recently some clumsy mischief-doers with playing the monkey play same trick attracted many attention, in my opinion, this is wins favor by ostentation. Your video indeed has no suspicious ingredient, but your dart, does your dart plate, dare to take to make us inspect? Recently the friend who I made the sound and I complained, the magnet on market was bought quickly up.” “最近有些跳梁小丑用玩猴戏一样的把戏吸引了不少眼球,在我看来,这就是哗众取宠而已。你的视频的确没有任何可疑的成分,但你的飞镖,你的镖盘,敢不敢拿出来让我们检查一下?最近我做音响的朋友和我诉苦,市面上的磁铁都快被买光了。” The storage Hao speech, sharply pointed out in Chen Guang performs the biggest questionable point. 储昊的发言,一针见血的指出了陈光表演里最大的疑点。 Because the performance of Chen Guang is extremely really unthinkable, even takes the basket to throw directly can not injure to the meat target. 因为陈光的表现实在太过匪夷所思,甚至直接拿着篮子扔都能不伤到肉靶。 At first frantic fans will not question its authenticity, or some people suspected that but says does not have many people to listen. 起初狂热的粉丝们根本就不会去质疑其真实性,或者有人怀疑但说出来也没多少人会听。 But this saying said from the domestic dart occupation blockbuster character storage Hao mouth, that weight/quantity was different. 可这话从国内飞镖职业界重磅人物储昊嘴里说出来,那分量就不一样了。 Naturally is not everyone is similar to him to think like this, some professionals think that the performance of Chen Guang is completely real, sends the micro blog or argued with him under the storage Hao's micro blog. 当然也不是每个人都如同他这样想,也有些职业选手认为陈光的表演完全真实,发微博或者在储昊的微博下与他争论。 But in a while, as if these professionals reached the agreement in private, quick online denounces Chen Guang to come unexpectedly consistently, said that his is in the insult dart movement, is tarnishing this Gao Ya/elegant movement the dignity! 但没过多久,似乎这些职业选手私下达成了共识,很快竟一致在网上申讨起陈光来,说他这是在侮辱飞镖运动,在玷污这项高雅运动的尊严! The home ranks second, the world ranks 38 well-known player even/including Yue to indicate that „, if he really can break through a tight encirclement from the amateur championship tournament by luck, as the national team teammate, I do not mind at international championship select the color to have a look to him.” 国内排名第二,世界排名三十八的知名选手连岳表示,“如果他真能侥幸从业余锦标赛里杀出重围,身为国家队队友,我并不介意在世锦赛上给他点颜色看看。” The home ranks fifth, the world ranks 78 Chen Xiaoxin said, „, although I and he are main house gate, but I thought that his behavior is unrecommendable. The so-called folk big god, is in the majority by the situation of magic performance, was easy to be disgraceful at the regulation game, I do not hope that saw him very much in Yanjing.” 国内排名第五,世界排名七十八的陈晓鑫表示,“虽然我和他是家门儿,但我觉得他这种行为不可取。所谓民间大神,以魔术表演的形势居多,在正式比赛上就容易丢人现眼了,我不是很希望在燕京看到他。” The home ranks eighth, the world ranked 107 flowered clear(ly) to indicate, what also made strongly the world's? Do not tease to laugh, this is the competition, is not every family.” 国内排名第八,世界排名一百零七的花明表示,“还做什么都世界最强呢?别逗人发笑了,这是比赛,不是过家家。” A person suspected, perhaps has nothing, but everyone said that the truth of power of gossip came out. 一个人怀疑,或许没什么,但人人都这么说的时候,众口铄金的道理就出来了。 Many professionals' consistent questions, making the fans middle wind direction also change the flavor gradually. 诸多职业选手的一致质疑,让粉丝们中间的风向也渐渐变了味道。 Thinks carefully, he also really can be teasing to play by the magnet? 仔细想,他还真有可能是靠磁铁在逗人玩儿呢? Suddenly, under Chen Guang own micro blog, is in the micro blogs of these professionals, is the both sides fan argues the battle of words continuous. 一时间,无论是陈光自己的微博下面,还是那些职业选手的微博里面,都是双方粉丝争论骂战不休。 What sounds queer, should stand to let the dart association that the dispute ceases all activities in this time, unexpectedly was silent.( To be continued.) 叫人奇怪的是,本该在此时站出来让争议偃旗息鼓的镖协,居然缄默了。(未完待续。)
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