CGA :: Volume #5

#473: The day falls loli


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Finishes speaking, the conference room gate whish opening, then gave people bang one to close, she walked! 话音刚落,会议室门哗的给打开了,然后又给人嘭的一声关上了,她又走了! Elusive, are you Nie Xiaoqian of buddhist monastery temple? 来无影去无踪,你是兰若寺的聂小倩么? Raising the head of several vice-chairmen look at each other in blank dismay, what without seeing clearly the person to be long! 几个副会长面面相觑的抬起头来,还是没看清楚人长啥样! Everyone, now what to do?” “各位,现在怎么办?” Another head of teleconference, beam send/hair same perspiration looks that these darts cooperate the colleagues in headquarters, for their instigated that the type loves dearly. 电话会议的另一头,梁发才同样一头汗的看着这些镖协总部的同僚们,都替他们这怂样心疼。 An old man shrugs, the shrivelled mouth said: What to do can? Association president Sir goes into action personally, we wave the flag to cheer on.” 一老头耸肩,瘪嘴道:“能怎么办?会长大人亲自出马,咱们摇旗呐喊助威呗。” This, I do not seem to see clearly the appearance of association president Sir, in the file do not have the picture, how when the time comes did she come Wujing I to meet the person?” beam Facai also asked. “这个,我好像没有看清楚会长大人的容貌,档案里也没照片,到时候她来五京了我怎么接人?”梁发才又问。 What we have not seen her to be long!” “我们也没看见过她长什么样啊!” Ha?” beam Facai is dumbfounded, scolded at heart, you who lifted the head to look at one actually slightly! “哈?”梁发才傻了眼,心里骂开了,你们倒是有谁稍微抬起脑袋看一眼啊! Your this, do I do the work with what? I how in your group of leaders on booth? 你们都这样,我拿什么开展工作?我怎么就摊上你们这群领导? little beam, you goes to the airport when the time comes, seeing the single girl to ask, I was supposing the association president should be about 20 years old.” An old man said. “小梁啊,你到时候就到机场去,看见独身的女孩子就上去问,我估摸着会长应该是二十岁左右。”一老头道。 I feel 18.” Another old man said. “我觉得十八。”另一老头道。 Another vice-chairman pounded on the table, is impossible! This sound and my granddaughter are almost bright! 16!” 又一副会长拍了桌子,“不可能!这声音和我孙女儿差不多明亮!十六!” The oldest vice-chairman got angry, talked nonsense! How the bureau possibly sends a grown little girl is not the association president!” 年纪最大的副会长怒了,“胡说八道!总局怎么可能派个没成年的小女孩来当会长!” Zhao you thought that she should be big?” “那赵老你觉得她该是多大?” Zhao Old Man tall Senmo measures pinches the chin, god knows.” 赵老头高森莫测的一捏下巴,“天知道。” You roar anything!” “那你吼什么!” Right, she poked to pieces the hand that the shutter extends on that day does not seem like very big, her stature should not be specially high, hand very obviously thin.” “对了,那天她戳烂门板伸进来的手好像不是很大,她的个子应该不是特别高,手挺显瘦的。” Gathers you are looking at the palm reading everyone! 合着你们看手相的啊各位! beam Facai heard couple days ago this new association president is mystical, has not believed in evil doctrines, today was asked for advice finally, opened has met the result no one to know that what twice she was long. 梁发才前几天就听说这新会长神神秘秘的,还不信邪,今天才算是终于领教了,都开过两次会了结果没人知道她长什么样。 He loves dearly himself, loves dearly the old seniors in these headquarters. 他心疼自己,也心疼这些总部的老前辈们。 From now on, beam Facai only determined a matter, the dart association long will arrive at Wujing tomorrow, association president Sir is a very young female. 自此,梁发才只确定了一件事,镖协会长明天将亲临五京,会长大人是个很年轻的女性。 Concrete age, unclear. 具体年龄,不明。 Appearance, unclear. 长相,不明。 It is not tall, is not definitely fat. 个子不高,肯定不胖。 Which flight of airplane, does not know. 哪一班飞机,不知道。 Other anything did not have. 别的什么都没了。 beam Facai said, tomorrow I will ask myself a string to strangle to death. 梁发才表示,明天我还是找根绳子把自己勒死吧。 I pick with! 我拿头去接机啊! Thump thump thump! 咚咚咚! Some probably people are knocking on a door. 好像有人在敲门。 Next afternoon, Chen Guang is turning over the micro blog on the computer, look at the private letter, recently very some do not know the young fellow of sense of honor accompanies the private letter, really makes him feel the puzzle and worry. 第二天下午,陈光正在电脑上倒腾微博,一条条看私信,最近很是有些不知廉耻的小伙伴发私信来,实在让他倍感困扰和苦恼。 Recently the fame was getting bigger and bigger, the fan were also getting more and more, on person 100, all forms, were also getting more and more like Xiaofang younger sister such expression very fans out of the ordinary, the population base was big, in which tall Yanzhi female fan the extreme rareness that from most started, until now is more and more. 最近名气越来越大,粉丝也越来越多,人上一百,形形色色,如同小芳妹子那样言辞非常出格的粉丝也越来越多,人口基数大了,其中的高颜值女粉丝从最开始的凤毛麟角,到如今已是越来越多了。 Although does not dare really to make anything, but looks the picture that in these little friends private letter sends , conducts an explaining the profound in simple language condemnation in the heart to them, this learning through playing matter, Chen Guang always enjoys. 虽然不敢真个做点什么,但看一看这些小伙伴们私信里发来的照片,在心中对她们进行一番深入浅出的谴责,这种寓教于乐的事情,陈光还是乐此不疲的。 The really chaotic flower wants to confuse the human eye gradually, passed a spring another spring. 真是乱花渐欲迷人眼,过了一春又一春呐。 Therefore, definitely was in the building or downstairs inhabitant knocks the wrong door, recently also did not have the net to buy the thing, express will not go upstairs. 所以,肯定是楼上或者楼下的住户敲错门了吧,最近又没网购东西,快递是不会上楼的。 Waited for the period of time, the knock not only has not stopped, instead more and more loud, some probably people take the hammer to pound to be the same. 等了一阵子,敲门声非但没有停,反而越来越响了,像是有人拿着榔头在砸一样。 Didn't have? Did you also use the strength? 还没完了是吧?你还用上力了是吧? The Chen Guang angry abandoning mouse, walked toward the entrance, pinched tightly the fist, what if stand outside was the going astray gate drunkard, punched the suspicion life him, the beautiful woman neighbor who in upstairs and downstairs if just moved, even if went through fire or water is not cannot consider. 陈光怒气冲冲的扔下鼠标,就往门口走去,捏紧了拳头,如果站外面的是走错门的醉鬼,就把丫揍得怀疑人生,如果是刚搬来的楼上楼下的美女邻居,哪怕赴汤蹈火也不是不能考虑。 Opens the door to look, the experienced light master dumbfounded. 打开门一看,见多识广的光老爷呆住了。 It is not the buddy strength in meditation is bad, but is loli moe the person! 不是哥们定力差,而是萝莉太萌人! What did I see? 我看到了什么? A dropping from the clouds loli! 一枚从天而降的萝莉! She wears a purple gauze skirt, a jet black glossy black shawl long hair, about one meter five diminutive stature, the stature is thin, but not excessively thin, but is the just right slenderness, many one point lost the intelligence, few one point lacked vividly. 她穿着一身紫色纱裙,一头漆黑乌亮的披肩长发,大约一米五的矮小个子,身材偏瘦削,但也不过分的瘦,而是恰到好处的纤细,多一分失了灵性,少一分缺了活泼。 This glittering and translucent carving big eye that bright, such as bright moonlight of Mid-Autumn Festival, this long eyelash that mischievous, little elf that cheers the jump likely, this white and tender cheek, even can for fear that to breathe too heavily blows to break to her, the one who has in the baby fat childish face to embellish slightly is the round small tip of the nose, under the nose on the lip of cherry small mouth seems dodging the glimmer. 这晶莹剔透的大眼睛是那么的明亮,如中秋的明月,这长长的睫毛是那么的调皮,像一个个欢呼跳跃的小精灵,这白嫩嫩的脸蛋,甚至能让人生怕呼吸太重给她吹破了,微微带着婴儿肥的娃娃脸上点缀着的是圆圆的小鼻头,鼻子下樱桃小嘴的嘴唇上仿佛闪着微光。 Chen Guang is holding breath the cold air, thought that small fairy maiden going astray gate where floats! 陈光倒吸着凉气,心想,从哪儿飘来的小仙子走错门了啊! In attractive woman aspect , he if are friendless and unlearned, made one to laugh aloud surely, said that experienced that called also to call excessively modestly. 在漂亮女人这方面,他如果说自己孤陋寡闻,必定叫人笑掉大牙,说见多识广那叫也叫过分谦虚。 But he has not really seen to sprout/moe like this attractive little loli, sprouts a face blood simply. 但他还真没见过萌成这样的漂亮小萝莉,简直萌出一脸血。 Tete was lovable, was a young strange uncle of new promote, absolutely did not have the resistivity! 太特么可爱了,身为一枚新晋的年轻怪蜀黍,完全没有抵抗力啊! How her parents' gene well becomes, can have such to perfect looked under has best quality goods loli of loving tenderly! 她爹妈的基因得好成怎样,才能生出这么个完美无瑕到让人一看之下就心生怜爱的极品萝莉! Once I think that I can become a firm honest gentleman, now I discovered that I made a mistake, that is only loli who because the past ran into insufficiently sprouted! 曾经我以为自己能成为一个坚定的正直绅士,现在我发现我错了,那只是因为过去遇到的萝莉都不够萌而已! After the short stiffness and delay, the bright smile blooms on his face instantly, Chen Guang felt own probably many years have not smiled such genially. 在短暂的僵硬和呆滞之后,灿烂的笑容在他脸上刹那绽放,陈光都觉得自己大概很多年没有笑得这么和煦了。 This smile, I give myself the perfect score! 这个笑容,我给自己满分! Youngest sister, what matter do you have to need the Elder Brother to help?” Chen Guang with is gentle can by the sound of oneself scalp tingles, said. “小妹妹,你有什么事需要哥哥帮忙呀?”陈光用温柔得可以让自己都头皮发麻的声音,如此说道。 Which family belongings parents is not so careful, unexpectedly makes such a lovable little loli person walk to lose, is simply unforgivable! 到底是哪家当父母的这么不小心,居然让这样可爱的小萝莉一个人走丢,简直不可饶恕! The purple clothes young girl had not actually been persuaded by Chen Guang this earth-shaking smile, but unemotional visits him, difference why you and they said?” 紫衣少女却没有被陈光这感天动地的笑容感化了,只是面无表情的看着他,“为什么你和他们说的不一样?” What?” Chen Guang stares, asks. “什么?”陈光一愣,问道。 He thinks that this little loli finds fault the gate, the first few words that finally she spoke came as a surprise. 他本以为这小萝莉是找错门了,结果她说的第一句话就出乎了意料。 Before many people said that you are very difficult to do, but you actually understand the politeness, I planned first to hit your, then chatted with you well, but I cannot make up mind now.” The purple clothes young girl had no expression as before, on the mouth was saying must hit your, among the looks seemed like saying, today's weather is really good such sloppy ordinary daily family activity minor matter. “之前很多人说你很难打交道,但你却这么懂礼貌,我本打算先打你一顿,再和你好好谈谈,但现在我拿不定主意了。”紫衣少女依旧没有任何表情,嘴上说着要打你一顿,神色间却好像是在说,今天的天气真不错这样稀松平常的家常小事。 Un?” Chen Guang realized that is not right, listens to this view, did probably who ask her to ask me to have the matter? “恩?”陈光意识到不对劲了,听她这说法,好像是谁叫她来找我有事? I do not know you, you possibly found fault the person, if you became lost or are lost with the family member, I can help you relate your family member. Moreover, child each family, often do not say that hits the person, this is not polite.” “我不认识你,你可能找错人了,不过如果你迷路或者和家人走失了的话,我可以帮你联系一下你的家人。另外,小孩子家家的,不要动不动就说打人哟,这可不礼貌哟。” This little loli seems like approximately the 14 or 15-year-old appearance, actually should walk the age of losing early, spirit that but Chen Guang one takes pleasure in serving others in line with day trip good, is very initiative put forward this proposal. 这小萝莉看起来大约十四五岁的样子,其实早该过了会走丢的年纪了,但陈光本着日行一善助人为乐的精神,还是非常主动的提出了这个建议。 Has not thought, the purple clothes young girl actually proceeded fiercely one step, entered to the Chen Guang room in directly. 不曾想,紫衣少女却猛的往前走了一步,直接进到陈光的屋里。 Chen Guang zhang (3.33 m) two monks cannot feel the mind, thought that her mental some are not normal, thought that she perhaps is the autistic people, this troubled, perhaps the warning is good. 陈光丈二和尚摸不着头脑,觉得她心智有些不正常,心想她或许是个自闭症患者,这就麻烦了,恐怕得报警才行。 You must attend the Huaxia amateur dart championship tournament.” Has not waited for Chen Guang to speak, purple clothes young girl fierce turning around, staring visits him, said. “你必须参加华夏业余飞镖锦标赛。”还没等陈光说话,紫衣少女猛的转身,直勾勾的看着他,如此说道。 Her a little mood fluctuated finally, when she said this saying, in the look flashes through frantic. 她终于有点情绪波动了,在她说这话的时候,眼神里闪过一丝狂热。 Chen Guang understood immediately, is this little loli the persuasive speaker who the dart association looks for? 陈光顿时就明白了,这小萝莉是飞镖协会找来的说客? Read and this, he was angry, how these people like quack remedy, stuck to fling cannot throw off, rejected simple, unexpectedly also entangled the person, but also looked for in the family/home to come directly! 念及此,他不禁愤怒起来,那些人怎么像狗皮膏药一样,黏上了甩都甩不掉,都拒绝得那么干脆了,居然还来缠人,还直接找家里来了! Looked for in my family also even, did you attempt to use badger game to me unexpectedly? 找我家里也就算了,你们居然妄图对我使用美人计? Badger game, you looked for an adult even, sending little loli to come, moreover moe, do you want to harm me? 美人计就算了,你们好歹找个成年人啊,派个小萝莉来,而且还这么萌,你们是想害我么? Am I at the meeting the person of badger game? 我是会中美人计的人么? What small role me did you regard? 你们把我当成什么小角色了? I special...... must certainly comply! 我特么当然……必须答应啊! Almost he blurted out one should! 差点他就脱口而出一口应下了! Critical moment, remains not many honest awakens finally, successfully depresses the strange uncle attribute, reminding him of own original intention to come, what broken amateur championship tournament is really no interesting, might as well tosses about at home well ponders over a Xiaqilin arm and drop hammer idol matter. 关键时刻,所剩不多的正直终于觉醒,成功压下怪蜀黍属性,让他想起自己的初衷来,什么破业余锦标赛实在没什么意思,还不如在家里好好折腾琢磨一下麒麟臂和打桩机神像的事儿呢。 „, Although does not want to make the youngest sister you sad, but I really do not want to participate in anything to compete, that too wasted the precious life.” “呃,虽然不想让小妹妹你伤心,但是我真的不想去参加什么比赛啊,那太浪费宝贵的生命了。” He said that then the whole face anticipates looks at the purple clothes young girl, thought that although my will is rock-solid, so long as your soft sound soft and gentle words sought my, the good Elder Brother I immediately one should! 他如此说道,然后满脸期待的看着紫衣少女,心想,虽然我的意志坚如磐石,但只要你软声软语的求我一下,好哥哥我马上就一口应下来! Although you are seemingly underage, but I can wait for you! 虽然你看起来未成年,但我可以等你! This? This may really trouble.” The purple clothes young girl has not asked him, but said with the extremely light tone, probably also feels worriedly. “这样啊?这可真的就麻烦了呢。”紫衣少女却没求他,而是用极其平淡的语气说道,好像也觉得多苦恼。 Is, troubled you saying that to the leaders who the dart cooperated for me thanked, their good intentions I declined with thanks, but competed anything, I was not really interested, others and my disparity was too big, I really do not want to bully the person, the opportunity leave these to like the person of dart truly.” What Chen Guang said is the frank talk. “是的呀,麻烦你代我向镖协的领导们说一声谢谢,他们的好意我心领啦,但比赛什么的,我真的不感兴趣,别人和我差距太大了,我实在不想去欺负人,机会还是留给那些真正喜欢飞镖的人吧。”陈光说的是大实话。 No matter you do like the dart, you must go.” “不管你喜不喜欢飞镖,你都必须去。” Is impossible!” Saying of Chen Guang righteousness expression, you did not ask me, why I promised you! “不可能!”陈光义正言辞的说道,你都不求我,我凭什么答应你! That did not have the means.” The purple clothes young girl also had the expression finally, she frowned, probably is feeling worried. “那就没办法了。”紫衣少女终于又有表情了,她皱眉头了,好像在感到苦恼。 Chen Guang this small heart, simply quickly melting, oh my God, is not good is not good, was too lovable, really sprouted was too lovable, the expression that this frowned simply was in the December in the day rare warm Yang! 陈光这小心脏,简直快给融化了,哎哟我的天,不行了不行了,太可爱了,真太萌太可爱了,她这皱眉头的表情简直就是腊月天里难得一见的暖阳! Wait, what did she say? 等等,她说什么? Didn't have the means? 没有办法了? Can give up quickly? 这么快就要放弃了吗? Isn't good? 不好吧? Accepts my challenge Chen Guang! You must attend this competition!” “接受我的挑战吧陈光!你必须参加这个比赛!” Suddenly, the purple clothes young girl said layer on layer/heavily, then washes one's hands, appears baseless three in her palm dart that is flashing the jet black dim light, is not the straight pole dart of belt/bring wing that competition uses, but is that plum blossom dart that chivalric fiction novel described! 突然,紫衣少女重重说道,然后一抖手,在她手掌心里凭空浮现三枚闪着漆黑幽光的飞镖,不是那种比赛用的带羽翼的直杆镖,而是武侠小说里描绘的那种梅花镖! Any ghost! 什么鬼! What position in your gauze skirt does this type of weapon of mass destruction hide? 这种大规模杀伤性武器是藏在你这纱裙里的什么位置? The previous second you are moe moe little loli, you pull out the fellow to come out to challenge suddenly with me, the style transforms too me a little unable to support quickly!( To be continued.) 前一秒你还是萌萌哒的小萝莉,突然间你就掏家伙出来要和我挑战,画风转变太快我有点吃不住啊!(未完待续。)
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