CGA :: Volume #5

#465: Swipes the face card


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Has a matter to call him to be particularly regrettable, in that several under the video of flinging the dart also has many fans to leave a message, because does not have the idol, these fans cannot transform the belief value, entire white reckless. 就是有个事情叫他分外遗憾,在那几部甩飞镖的视频下面同样有不少粉丝留言,但因为没有神像,这些粉丝都没能转化成信仰值,全白瞎了。 Chen Guang is at heart anxious, does not know where has problems, this dart idol cannot set up. 陈光心里急啊,也不知道到底是哪里出了问题,这飞镖神像恁迟迟树不起来。 Really is not good, tomorrow will try the live broadcast and micro blog employs two methods to achieve one goal? 实在不行,明天就试试直播和微博双管齐下? Decides, Chen Guang first and small acute hearing telephones, ahead of time hits to call, the plan the live broadcast will fling the dart tomorrow afternoon. 打定主意,陈光就先和小聪打了个电话,提前打好招呼,计划明天下午直播甩飞镖。 Since is the live broadcast, cannot person Guan play, Chen Guang will online check a Wujing very famous dart club, the preparation early morning will hurry to the scene tomorrow directly. 既然是直播,就不能一个人关家里玩儿了,陈光又在网上查到五京一家挺出名的飞镖俱乐部,准备明儿一早直接赶去现场。 Must do, does well, must therefore bathe to change clothes, then adjusts the state of mind and condition calmly. 要做,就做最好,所以得沐浴更衣,然后凝神静气调整心境与状态。 Finishes these, he lies down to go to bed decisively, sits in meditation by the posture of lying on one's back rapidly, then fell asleep. 忙完这些,他果断躺上了床,以仰面朝天的姿势迅速入定,然后睡着了。 Next morning gets out of bed, but also without goes out with enough time, came a good news, the micro blog from media current capacity fee/spent to account. 第二天一早起床,还没来得及出门,就来了个好消息,微博的自媒体流量费到账了。 Is nothing more or less, just 1 million cash. 不多不少,刚好百万现金。 The normal fans surely do not have so many advertising expenditure deducting a percentage from the media, the understood people understand, similarly is thousands of level fans, but Chen Guang here is the living person users, can provide the true hit rate, under the star micro blogs of certain 450 million fans commentary number and repeater Chen Guang 1/3. 正常的千万粉丝自媒体是没有这般多的广告费提成的,懂的人都懂,同样是千万级粉丝,但陈光这里的都是活人用户,能提供真正的点击率,某些四五千万粉丝的明星微博下面评论数和转发量连陈光的三分之一都不到。 He was worrying does not have money to go to the dart club to manage the membership card, the micro blog company offers the big ritual, is sincere. 他正愁着没钱去飞镖俱乐部办会员卡呢,微博公司就送上大礼,也是厚道。 Has eaten three big steamed stuffed buns to the community entrance breakfast shop, one bowl of gruel, feel common people again earlier joyfulness, then he then under certain harboring ulterior motives the gazes of girls in the community, opens Huiteng to go out. 到小区门口早餐店吃过三个大包子,再一碗稀饭,感受一番庶民之早点的愉悦,然后他便在小区里某些别有用心的姑娘们的注视之下,开着辉腾出了门。 Nowadays the sunglasses are the standing-by item, without this thing is almost difficult. 现如今墨镜已是常备道具了,没这东西几乎寸步难行。 Also he fame is not very luckily big at present, can recognize eventually a few that he came from the facial features stature, one sunglasses are sufficient. 也幸好他目前名气还不够大,能从脸型身材就认出他来的终究还是少数,就一副墨镜还算够用。 Arrived the urban district, according to before inquired that the good place. 到了市区,照着之前打听好的地方就去了。 Dart gadget, several may can be the young numerous in young numerous. 飞镖这玩意儿吧,几可算得上小众之中的小众了。 The big Wujing city, monopolizes this trade the club to add also to arrive five home, of Chen Guang choice is at present largest. 诺大的五京市里,专营这行当的俱乐部加起来也不到五家,陈光选择的这家是目前规模最大的。 Approximately in the morning 10 o'clock he leisurely to the place, entered the empty hall, this place is peaceful sneezes can frighten to fly soul of person. 大约上午十点钟他才优哉游哉的到了地方,走进空荡荡的大厅,这地方安静得打个喷嚏都能把人的魂儿吓飞。 Several onstage younger sisters are very pretty, straightens up neatly cleanly, is seemingly full of energy. 几个前台妹子挺漂亮的,拾掇得清爽干净,看起来精神抖擞。 Mister hello, you are register?” And a tender small(this little one) onstage younger sister puts down the cell phone, exhibits the vice- professionalism to Chen Guang the smile, sweet say/way. “先生您好,请问您是来报名参赛的吗?”其中一个娇小的前台妹子放下手机,给陈光摆出副职业化的笑容,甜甜道。 Chen Guang at heart approximately hesitant three seconds, by old man nowadays net worth position, again by old man graceful extremely tragic beautiful appearance, not, appearance, if the swayed of UBS black card on toward the counter, wants the telephone with her again, definitely ninety percent sure! 陈光在心里大约犹豫了三秒钟,以老夫现如今的身家地位,再以老夫这帅得惨绝人寰的美貌,哦不,长相,如果把瑞银黑卡往柜台上一摆,再和她要电话,肯定十拿九稳! Urges him to cancel this thought that is his keen discovered on the onstage younger sister phone screen how many characters, she seems like the novel reader, WTF, without misreading, what unlucky lovely wife this book title is not just Lady White Snake's that loves my a lot of times again? 促使他打消这念头的,是他敏锐的在前台妹子手机屏幕上发现了几个字,她似乎是个小说读者,卧槽,如果没有看错的话,这书名不正是白娘子的那什么倒霉娇妻再爱我多少多少次吗? I am one have the ideal to have the good youngster of pursue, cannot go bad own reputation in this place, and this outlook on life world outlook has the younger sister of deviation to maintain the distance. 我是一个有理想有追求的好少年,不能把自己的名声坏在这种地方,更得和这种人生观世界观有偏差的妹子保持距离。 „, What I am not incoming telegram, how much money one do I want to ask your membership card? Is what pattern? Biggest can provide the big location to me?” He is saying, then takes down the sunglasses. “不不不,我不是来报什么名的,我就是想问一问你们的会员卡多少钱一张?是个什么模式?最大能给我提供多大的场地?”他说着,然后取下墨镜。 „! You are not Chen Guang!” “呀!你不是陈光吗!” The sunglasses just took down, this younger sister screamed directly. 墨镜刚取下来,这妹子直接尖叫了出来。 Nearby several people of hears word also turn around the head in abundance, in the big spacious hall, chirp non-stop suddenly, extremely busy. 旁边几人闻言也纷纷把脑袋转过来,诺大的空旷大厅里,一时间叽叽喳喳个不停,热闹非凡。 Chen Guang cold sweat, was recognized quickly, the elder brother preserved the moral integrity luckily a moment ago, otherwise the minute/share minute brings ruin and shame upon oneself. 陈光一头冷汗,这么快就被认出来了啊,幸好哥刚才保住了节操,不然分分钟身败名裂。 You also the idle, online a little slightest sign of trouble you paid attention all day long slightly, my took the sunglasses also less than two seconds to give to recognize, were your responses a little very also quick? 你们成天也是有多闲,网上稍微有点风吹草动你们就都留心上了啊,我这取了墨镜还不到两秒钟就给认出来,你们的反应也有点忒快了吧? He smiled faintly is wiping the hair, good, the line did not change name to sit does not change surname, I indeed was Chen Guang.” 他浅笑着一抹头发,“不错,行不改名坐不改姓,我的确是陈光。” Saw him to acknowledge neatly, several girls were much more excited. 见他这么干脆利落的承认了,几个女孩子更是兴奋得不明所以。 Honorable person compares online looks also leads.” “真人比网上看着还帅一点呢。” A short hair younger sister face red proceeds to hand over the cell phone, points at the screen saying: Celebrity, bumped into the celebrity unexpectedly! Versatile superhuman! I am the fan of your micro blog, you looked, this is the message that I sent yesterday.” 一短发妹子脸红红的将手机往前递来,指着屏幕说道:“名人呢,居然碰到名人了!全能超人啊!我是你微博的粉丝呢,你看,这是我昨天发的留言。” Chen Guang lowered the head looks, blushed, this younger sister was very bold, was very violent, husband, grass I.” 陈光低头一看,脸红了,这妹子很大胆,很暴力啊,“老公,艹我。” „, It is not this!” The short hair younger sister took the cell phone flustered, steals a glance sizes up Chen Guang, has the appearance that a desire welcomed also rests. “呀,不是这条!”短发妹子慌慌张张把手机拿了回去,又偷眼打量陈光,颇有种欲迎还休的模样。 Chen Guang grins, I appreciate your type of decisive bold fans, we arrive around restroom to chat the life together. 陈光一咧嘴,我就欣赏你这种果断大胆的粉丝,我们一起到旁边的厕所去聊聊人生。 She brings the cell phone, that made a mistake a moment ago, is this.” 她又把手机拿了过来,“刚才那条错了,是这一条。” Chen Guang looked again, the face was redder, the present person, is really makes one not know that said what good. 陈光再是一看,脸更红了,现在的人呐,真的是让人不知道说什么好。 This commentary compared with the previous draft animal, submits a written statement, tampers e biao to stop!” 这条评论比上一条更牲口,上书,“夯莪嫑停!” Nearby younger sister is unhappy, well...... Xiaofang aren't you bashful? Others are the Jin Shiyue boyfriend, where can have a liking for you!” 旁边的妹子不开心了,“咦……小芳你也不害臊呢?人家是靳诗月的男朋友,哪儿能看得上你啊!” This called Xiaofang short hair younger sister hears word, shrinking that lost immediately to one side, „, but the versatile elder brother can you always sign to me?” 这叫小芳的短发妹子闻言,立马失落的缩到一旁去,“是啊,不过全能哥你总能给我签个名吧?” No! 不! I can have a liking for! 我能看得上! To be fair, the Xiaofang younger sister you are very attractive! 说句良心话,小芳妹子你很漂亮啊! This, the aesthetic standard of doing right by old man! 这的,很对得起老夫的审美观啊! Hehe, several beautiful Nuzhen will crack a joke.” Has spurted the blood at heart quickly, on the Chen Guang face actually only exhibits vice- sprinkles the smile however, quite on mature steady scale. “呵呵,几位美女真会开玩笑。”心里已经快喷血了,陈光脸上却只摆出副洒然的笑容,相当的成熟稳重上档次。 Is going against soon losing that the whole person swallows, he gives several younger sisters in the notebook brushes to sign several given names, was deals with pass through. 顶着快要把整个人都吞噬的失落,他给几位妹子在笔记本上刷刷刷的签上几个大名,算是应付过关了。 „! I attain the signature of Jin Shiyue boyfriend!” “也!我拿到靳诗月男朋友的签名啦!” Really happy! This is the Jin Shiyue boyfriend!” “真开心!这可是靳诗月的男朋友呢!” Chen Guang raising the head silently, looks at the hanging lamp on ceiling, thought, the lamp elder brother, you fall to be battered to death simply I, I lived not to be possible quickly the love. 陈光默默的抬起头,看着天花板上的吊灯,心想,灯哥啊,你还是索性落下来砸死我吧,我快生无可恋了。 Because of Jin Shiyue that micro blog, how many evils is this must by? 因为靳诗月那微博,自己这是要遭多少的孽呢? He never has at that moment likely now such regret and hate, otherwise I go back or send a micro blog to announce that bids good-bye? 他从未有那一刻像现在这么悔恨交加,不然我回去还是发个微博宣布分手吧? What makes to make what?” At this time a middle-aged man of suit and dress shoes walked from the behind office, he seems to have endured several onstage younger sisters to be very long, this big morning, although no customer, but did you also give me the discipline location line not?” “闹什么呢闹什么呢?”这时候一西装革履的中年男子从后面办公室走了出来,他似乎已经忍几个前台妹子很久了,“这大上午的虽然没什么顾客,但你们也给我专业点行不?” „! Manager!” Several younger sisters call out in alarm one, hurries to sit respectfully, exhibits the vice- serious appearance. “呀!经理!”几个妹子惊叫一声,赶紧正襟危坐,摆出副一脸严肃的模样。 The Xiaofang younger sister turns hostile quickly, this mister hello, this is our membership card system brochure, please carefully read, our member systems altogether are divided into three scales......” 小芳妹子变脸最快,“这位先生您好,这是我们的会员卡制度宣传册,请您仔细阅读,我们的会员制度一共分为三个档次……” The suit manager walked, first stared several onstage one wickedly, then with screamed suddenly compared with a woman sharper throat, day! Chen Guang! Versatile superhuman! Jin Shiyue boyfriend! My God!” 西装经理走了过来,先是恶狠狠的瞪了几个前台一眼,然后用比女人更尖利的嗓子猛然尖叫起来,“天呐!陈光!全能超人!靳诗月的男朋友!我的天呐!” Grass, my ear! 草,我的耳朵! Doing quite a while you and they are also a passer-by! 搞半天你和她们也是一路人啊! Lived the quick 21 years, Chen Guang this is the first time that realized that swipes the face card the advantage, the one cent has not spent, he became the lifelong diamond member in this club, the value Renminbi 188,800, the paid price was the manager is drawing several onstage younger sisters and he came a group photo. 活了快二十一年,陈光这还是第一次体会到刷脸卡的好处,一分钱没花,他成了这家俱乐部的终身钻石会员,价值人民币十八万八千八,付出的代价是经理拉着几个前台妹子和他来了一张合影。 This group photo can mounted hang with several other on the wall several days later probably. 大概过几天这张合影会和其他几张已经装裱好了的一起挂在墙上。 Chen Guang looked at will, on the wall has been hanging Intel Asian-Pacific president such and such gentlemen, some cannot name the character also non- face ripe renowned actor XX gentlemen, former leader such and such gentlemen. 陈光随意看了看,墙上已经挂着因特尔亚太总裁某某先生,某个叫不上名字也不脸熟的著名演员XX先生,前领导人某某先生。 Thinks carefully, own picture can also hang above with these people, seemingly is also the symbol of position! 仔细想,自己的照片也能和这几人一起挂上面,貌似也是种身份地位的象征啊! Let the manager arrange a room alone, he first flings the dart to look for the feeling in the club alone at will, although the skill has reached the pinnacle, but he equals the live broadcast carefully time how should play the detailed work to come eye-catching. 让经理单独安排了个房间,他先独自在俱乐部里随意甩着飞镖找找感觉,虽然技巧已经登峰造极,但他还是得仔细合计一下直播的时候该怎么玩出花活来吸引眼球。 With the small acute hearing approximately good live broadcast time is about 12 : 30, at that time the office worker short midday rest , the after school food of monk student party, in the daytime most can draw the popularity the time. 和小聪约好的直播时间大约是十二点半,那时候正是上班族短暂的午休,学僧党的课余饭后,正是白天里最能拉上去人气的当儿。 The small acute hearing is also sincere, and he had said after last night Chen Guang this matter, started online to drum up support. 小聪也是厚道,从昨天夜里陈光和他说过这事之后,就开始在网上造势了。 Quickly when to noon, the versatile superhuman must open the new round of live broadcast the news in online raising noisily. 快到中午时,全能超人又要开启新一轮直播的消息在网上已经给掀得沸沸扬扬。 The so-called person red right and wrong are many, is this truth. 所谓人红是非多,正是这个道理。 The content of previous his live broadcast is blade tower game time, the person who will be attracted is various retransmits the fan of artist either greatly, either is the amateur who the blade tower plays. 上一次他直播的内容是刀塔这款游戏,会被吸引过来的人要么就是各大转发艺人的粉丝,要么就是刀塔游戏的爱好者。 Is accompanying his live broadcast in these days time, basically also likes the person of this game truly, spurts his person to have, but are not many, and centralized in category of blade tower game. 在这几天时间里陪着他一路直播的,基本也都是真正喜欢这款游戏的人,喷他的人不是没有,但也不多,且都集中在刀塔这游戏的范畴内。 Naturally he also puts out the indisputable strength finally, making all question shut up, global only four clothing/taking extremely big gods, said that 1000 10,000 did not question. 当然他最后也拿出无可辩驳的实力,让所有质疑者都闭上了嘴,全球唯一一个四服万分大神,说一千道一万也质疑不了。 But this time, in the propaganda promotion of small acute hearing, his this game anchor does half well, unexpectedly did not broadcast to play, changed to broadcast the baffling flinging dart. 但这一次,在小聪的宣传推广里,他这好好一游戏主播干到一半,居然不播游戏了,改播叫人莫名其妙的甩飞镖了。 These looked that he not pleasing to the eyes person had the words saying that particularly the bamboo live broadcast hostile platform's employment sailors, stopped at nothing. 那些看他不顺眼的人就有话说了,尤其是竹子直播敌对平台的雇佣水军,更是无所不用其极。 Attractively what flings the dart to have?, when the fool does play? “甩飞镖有什么好看的?把人当傻子玩呢? Yes, I use the toe one to feel super bored.” “就是,我用脚趾头一想都觉得超级无聊。” Others felt oneself were a star, what broadcast to be hot casually, managed you to look?” “别人觉得自己是明星了,随便播个什么都能火呢,管你们想不想看啊?” Some people, slightly a little fame, tail outstanding heaven.” “有些人呐,稍微有点名气,尾巴就翘上天了。” No matter the bamboo advertisement hits again resoundingly, I have no interest in looking at others to fling the dart in any case, thinks my important criminal awkward sickness.” “不管竹子广告打得再响亮,反正我是没兴趣去看别人甩飞镖的,想想我都要犯尴尬症了。” From the promotion of small acute hearing from the beginning, similar viewpoint in online emerges one after another incessantly, in addition Chen Guang previous and Zhang Tianming's separation empties to spurting, made Zhang Tianming's these fans hate him, organized to announce that to his wanted under the micro blog of live broadcast dart skill to open spurts.( To be continued.) 从小聪的推广一开始,类似观点在网上就层出不穷,再加上陈光上次和章天明的隔空对喷,又让章天明的那些粉丝恨上了他,更又组团到他那条宣布要直播飞镖技巧的微博下面开喷。(未完待续。)
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