Arrived the Jin Shiyuemicro blog, pressesf5 that Chen Guangis bored to deathto renovate, thought that ifIamJin Shiyue, definitelyarrangesanythingto pretend non-involvement the relationsbycasually, for examplewhatIwas robbed the number, for exampletakes advantage of opportunityagain a being relevant to the subjectnew songor the new opera, saidoneself are everyonecracks a joke, actuallytopropagandizenewwork.
点到靳诗月的微博里,陈光百无聊赖的按着f5刷新着,心想,如果我是靳诗月,肯定就随便编个什么由头撇清关系,比如什么我被盗号了,再比如顺势出一首切题的新歌或者新剧,就说自己是和大家开了个玩笑,其实是为了宣传新作品而已。Even ifwere scoldedis the malicious speculation, alwayscompared withgood of directacknowledgmentaffection.
哪怕被人骂成是恶意炒作,也总比直接承认恋情的好。Thissimilarfalseexposureaffection, actually the example of hypenewwork, has had.
这类似的假曝光恋情,实则炒作新作品的例子,也不是没有过。BeforeJin Shiyuenevermadethese, butdid not representherto be undoable.
以前靳诗月从不做这些,但不代表她不能做。Suddenly, the Jin Shiyuemicro blogrenewed!
突然,靳诗月的微博更新了!„Originallydoes not wantto makehimappearin the publiceyesquickly, heis very low-key, is notrichfew, is only an ordinaryuniversity student. But the loveirrelevantstatus, does not dividein any case. Pleaseeveryonedo not disturbhislife, thank you.”
“本来没想这么快让他出现在公众视野里,他很低调,也不是什么富少,只是一个普普通通的大学生。但爱情无关身份,不分贵贱。请大家不要去打搅他的生活,谢谢大家。”Affection that belowalsoattached figure, both handsput together!
下面还附图一张,一个双手拼出的爱心!Shehad not denied,insteadfurtheracknowledged!
她并没有否认,反而是进一步承认了!Shedoes not pretend non-involvement the relationswhilethislastchance, insteadwas more solid!
她偏不趁着这最后的机会撇清关系,反而更一屁股坐实了!Chen Guangdoes not lose heartandrenovatedtwo, daresto believe firmlyoneselfhave not misread.陈光不死心的又刷新了两遍,才敢确信自己没看错。Hehurriesto change to the Jiang Yagemicro blog, shewas also renewingonea moment ago, „blessingmoonlightcp!”
他又赶紧转到江雅歌的微博,她也在刚才更新了一条,“祝福月光cp!”Reallywatches the fundoes not dislike the matterto be big!
真是看热闹不嫌事大啊!Yougave back tomeandJin Shiyuehad the moonlightcpreputation!
你还给我和靳诗月起了个月光cp的名头啊!On the other hand, am I the man, the lightcharactershouldinfront?
话说回来,我是男人,光字该在前面吧?However the moonlightis indeed more credible than the lightmoon/month, has an ideal conditionpoint, when was Emmathis, inmybrainthinkingwhat?
不过月光的确比光月更靠谱一点,更有意境一点,艾玛这都什么时候了,我脑子里在想些什么?Chen Guangis covering the forehead, in the headis ignorant.陈光捂着额头,脑袋里都是懵的。Was deeper and deepereventually, has not eaten the meat. Actuallystirs up the lifeshow, othersare the help of good intention, whomblames?
终究是越陷越深了,并没有吃到肉。却惹得一生骚,偏偏人家还是出于好心的帮忙,怪得谁来?WithJin Jiangtwopeople of micro blogrenewals. Underhis ownversatilesupermanmicro blogstartedto be restless.
随着靳江二人的微博更新。他自己的全能超人微博下面又开始闹腾起来了。Does not talk clearlyis the fansorBlack Mole (Hei Zi), clamoredin any caseis makinghimsendanythingto respond toothers.
也说不清楚是粉丝还是黑子,反正纷纷叫嚣着让他好歹发点什么回应一下人家。Where does Chen Guangdareto return?陈光哪儿敢回?God knowswhattomorrowwill wait for is in itself what?
天知道明天等待自己的是什么?Healsomakes a determined effort. Considers as finishedleave alonethese, makes up a round of dartvideoto spill the popularity the beddingto sleeponignorant/veiled.
他心里也发了狠。算了别管这些,补一发飞镖视频拉拉人气就蒙着被窝睡大觉去。
The skycollapsedto sayagain,did become famous can also the lifewanting?
天塌下来再说,出个名还能把命给要了?Ido not believe!
我就不信了!Pulls outdart that stealsfrom the Lu Feifamily/home, toLady White Snake'sclosetis being a stamp, thensentwell satisfied.
掏出从鲁菲家里偷来的飞镖,对着白娘子的衣柜就是一阵戳,然后心满意足的发了上去。Does not knowwhichdistant descendantin any casetoexposed, maskalsodon'twears, uploaded.
反正都不知道给哪个灰孙子曝光了,面具也甭戴了,就这么上传。Looked in the white of the eyewifecloset the horrible to look atdense and numeroushole, the hearthada littlefeeling sorryslightly. Compensateshim, belowwith the article, „likeslooking the friends who femalefrequencynovelpaid attention, Ihave the beautiful womanauthorfriend, wrotethisbookto calltrillionrichfewsinisternessto favor the drowninglittlelovely wife to lovemy1001timesagain, do not look, meetingdeceased person.”
看了眼白娘子衣柜上惨不忍睹的密密麻麻的洞,心头稍许有那么一点过意不去。补偿一下他吧,下面配文,“喜欢看女频小说的朋友们注意了,我有个美女作者朋友,写了本书叫亿万富少的毒辣宠溺小娇妻请再爱我一千零一次,千万不要去看,会死人。”Goes to bed, sleeping, tomorrowwill bebrand-new a day.
上床,睡觉,明天又是崭新的一天。Approximately7 : 00 am, Chen Guanghas gotten out of bed. Was notherestsenough, butwasdownstairs the bedroomreallyresults innoisilydoes not make sense.
大约早上 7 点过,陈光就起了床。不是他睡够了,而是寝室楼下实在吵闹得不像话。In the worldwhichkind of personnewsis quickest? Whichkind of personmostseizes every opportunity?
世上哪类人消息最灵通?哪类人最无孔不入?Altogetherhasthreepeople.
一共有三种人。
The amusementrecords, paparazziandseniordogyoungamusement.
娱记,狗仔队和资深狗仔娱记。Good is actually a kind of person who said.
好吧其实都是说的一类人。Was exposedfromlast nightstatusto the presentnotover nighttime. Hisdwellinggave the personto dig up, the status of Wujinguniversitystudentcoordinatedonthatclearupfrontbareheaded photoagain, the amusementsummary of sharp nosecould not dig outhimto comeisnon-specialized.
从昨晚身份被曝光到现在不过一夜时间。他的住处就给人扒了出来,五京大学大三学生的身份再配合上那么清晰的正面免冠照片,嗅觉灵敏的娱记要挖不出他来才是不专业。NaturallyalsostrangeChen Guanghas nothingto deal with the experience, mustchangeseniorslippery customer in the entertainment world, killshas not likely continuedin the squattingschoolbedroom, runsearlyat the same nightdoes not know that whichhornGada.
当然也怪陈光没什么应对经验,要换个娱乐圈里的资深老油子,打死也没可能继续蹲学校寝室里,早连夜跑不知道哪个犄角嘎达去了。
After being awakened by noise, Chen Guangfinds out the headto looktowardbelowquietly, hisbedroomcanhear the downstairsnoisyvoiceinfivebuildings, looks under onehear. Really the scalpsendsto explode.
被吵醒之后,陈光悄悄探出脑袋往下面望,他寝室在五楼都能听到楼下吵吵嚷嚷的声音,一看一听之下。真是头皮发炸。Wanted the deceased person!
要死人了!Last nighthealsoonlythinks that todayearly morningin the Jin Shiyuegroup of fansbyschool may be stopped up the gate, finallyhethought the stubble. Nowafter allsummer vacation, for exampleheinperhapssevenshedsencircleis stayingaboutin the studentto add less than20. Entireschoolkeeping after schoolis aboutseveral hundredpeople, the group of fanshas not organized, was a more savageamusementrecordsto appearon the contrary.
昨晚他还只想到今儿一早可能会被学校里的靳诗月粉丝团堵门,结果他想茬了。现在毕竟暑假,譬如他在的七舍围合里呆着的学生加起来恐怕都不到二十个。整个学校留校的也不过数百人,粉丝团没组织起来,反倒是更凶残的娱记出现了。Beforealwaysheard, the reporterwas flagitious, thatandJin ShiyueJiang Yagetwo peoplehid from the paparazzialsoto hidesoul-stirringlyinDisney.
以前就老听人说,记者多么多么凶残,那次和靳诗月江雅歌两人在迪士尼躲狗仔队也躲得惊心动魄。Butat that timemayonly have a paparazzi, now this downstairsdensepiece of reporter, simplylikelocust!
但当时可只有一个狗仔队,如今这楼下黑压压的一片记者,简直像蝗虫一样!„Iam the reporter of XihuaEntertainment Weekly! Letmego in! WemustinterviewChen Guang! Thisismypress card!”
“我是西华娱乐周刊的记者!让我进去!我们要采访陈光!这是我的记者证!”„Eldest sisteraskedyouto putmeto go , when mytoday'smorninggoes outgave the editor-in-chiefto issue the written pledge to fulfill a military order, Imustnot interview the person, went back to take offto leave!”
“大姐求求你放我进去吧,我今儿早上出门时给总编下了军令状了,我要采访不到人,回去就得卷铺盖走人啊!”„Iam the Dachuantelevision reporter, interviewingChen Guangis the instruction that a leadersends, wetookin the provinceto propagandize the permission of mouth! Letusgo in!”
“我是大川电视台记者,采访陈光是台领导派下来的指示,我们是拿了省里宣传口的许可的!让我们进去啊!”Variouspublic sentimentare roused to actionvarioussceneout-of-control, thisis the disasters, thismusteat uncooked the living person.
各种群情激奋各种场面失控,这都是洪水猛兽,这都是要生吃活人呢。„Whoseyoumustinterviewme unable to manage, buthereis a school! Insideis the student's dormitory! In the miscellaneous personnel can not enter! Youputhereto stay! Whenhecomes out! Whodaresto rushtowardinhardly, Ireported to the police! Icalled the person! Early morningyourhowlinganythinghowling! Disturbs the studentto sleep!”
“你们要采访谁我管不着,但这里是学校!里面是学生宿舍!闲杂人等不得入内!你们都搁这儿呆着!等他出来!谁敢硬往里闯,我就报警!我就叫人!大清早的你们嚎什么嚎!打扰学生睡觉呢!”Has not thought,managed the eldest sisterto withstandinthis timenight/lodgeunexpectedly.
万万没想到,在这个时候宿管大姐居然顶住了。Sees onlynight/lodge of strongferocious-lookingheavy featuresto manage the eldest sisterboth handsforkwaist, the right handrefers to the seamalsopinching the broom, towardtherepestle, just likeworks asfemaleversionfierceZhang Fei in Yangqiao, suspendedfully a womangatekeeper, the stance that ten thousand menopened.
只见膀大腰圆满脸横肉浓眉大眼的宿管大姐双手叉腰,右手指缝里还捏着把扫帚,往那儿一杵,活脱脱当阳桥上的女版猛张飞,摆足了一妇当关,万夫莫开的架势。Chen Guangis moved, how the eldest sisterIhad not discovered that beforeyoursuchyoung tiger, is really the good person.陈光感动啊,大姐以前我怎么没发现你这么彪,真是好人啊。Alsois not right, probablybeforeowed the electrical billeach timetime, night/lodgemanages the eldest sistersto assume an awe-inspiring pose.
也不对,好像以前每次欠电费的时候,宿管大姐都是这么发威的。„Chen Guang! Chen Guangcame out!”
“陈光!陈光出来了!”Is the amusementrecordsworthily, Chen Guangsuchshortcropping up, but also is away fromfivebuildingsto be high, unexpectedlyrecognized, thenpoints athiswindowto shout that makes noise.
不愧是娱记,陈光就这么短暂的冒头,还隔着五层楼高呢,居然给人一眼认了出来,然后指着他窗户就喊出声来。Chen Guangsmelled there is something wrong, catches upto reduce the neck, in the brainon a thought that ran!陈光见势不妙,赶紧缩了脖子,脑子里就一个念头,跑!Hechanged the clothesto pack the valuablesat the maximum speed, shoulderedto conduct the backto prepare the mountain bagto sneak off.
他以最快的速度换了衣服收拾细软,把登山包扛背上准备开溜。
The wordswere not manysaid,thisdormitorycannotlive, firstwent outhides the period of time, whereas forhidingto gonot to thinktemporarily,in brieffirstslidetoquickly.
话不多说,这宿舍不能住了,先出门躲一阵子,至于躲哪儿去暂时没想好,总之就是先溜为快。Opens the door, my mother!
打开门,我的妈呀!Wassaid how not to have found the dormitoryto encircleaboutotherinschoolmatesa moment agopasses in and out, sentimentalthesedistant descendantsallwere sinistersquattingin the entrance!
是说怎么刚才没瞧见宿舍围合里其他同学进出呢,感情这些灰孙子全阴险至极的蹲在门口啊!Isoutside the bedroomentrance, 17-18peopleallsquatin the staircase, onepassesshortly is the head/number of people, at this timemustbe able the incarnationto shake the God of the Earthcowto put a bigmove, properone. 18 seconds kill.
就是寝室门口外面,17-18号人全蹲在楼梯里,一眼看过去全是人头,这时候要能化身撼地神牛放个大招,妥妥的一秒钟十八杀。Chen Guangis constructing the linkschoolitself/Benis a celebrity, constructs the linkschoolthousandnumbermale studentsalsoto liveinsevensheds, stops upinentrancemore than tenpeoplemost probablyiswith the school, knew.陈光在建环学院本就是名人,建环学院千把号男生也都住在七舍,堵在门口的十几号人里大半都是同学院的,相互间都认识。Last nighttheynoticed that the newshas a little not been ableto believenewsChen Guang of Chen Guangreallyschool, everyoneraised the headafter alldoes not seeto lower the headto see, was familiar, this morningcameso manyreporters, did not believe must believe.
昨晚他们看到消息还有点不敢相信新闻里的陈光真是自己学院的陈光,毕竟大家抬头不见低头见,相互间非常熟悉,今早来了这么多记者,不信也得信了。„Youmustdo! Canburnme?”Chen Guangwill draw backin the futurefiercelyonestep, is ready in full battle array.
“你们要干什么!是不是要烧死我?”陈光往后猛退一步,严阵以待。„WTF! Reallyyou!”Department of architecturebuddyGougreat of standfrontinsteadcalls out in alarm, when military trainingChen Guangand his class, two peoplerelate are also good, bumps into that will siteats mealto boastto talk nonsensetogetherin the cafeteria, initially when punchedDeanboyfriend, the two sidesbedroomalsomakes the hand that is movingtogether.
“卧槽!真是你啊!”站前排的建筑系哥们苟伟反而惊叫起来,军训时陈光和他一个班,两人关系也是不错,在食堂碰到就会坐一块儿吃饭吹牛扯淡的那种,当初揍丁露男朋友时,两边寝室也都约着一块儿动的手。„......”Chen Guangdoes not cover the face, the explanationwas also useless.
“不……”陈光捂脸,解释也没用了。„Puncheshimvery!”Gougreatfirsthowling, thendenseonegroup of peopleflushed.
“揍丫挺的!”苟伟第一个嚎了起来,然后黑压压一群人冲了进来。Naturallysaidpunches, butcracks a joke, theythought the matteris too unthinkable, is too unbelievable, all day longinserts funny dialogto boastto hit the farttogether, once for a whileplays soccerto hitChen Guang of gametogether, unexpectedlybecame the Jin Shiyueboyfriendsuddenly, has a dreamto be the same simply.
当然说是揍,只是开个玩笑,他们只是觉得事情太匪夷所思,太难以置信,成天一起插科打诨吹牛打屁,时不时一起踢个球打个游戏的陈光,居然冷不丁成了靳诗月男朋友,简直做梦一样。
The peopleandChen Guangrestless, finally are for a long time law-abiding.
众人和陈光闹腾了许久,终于是安分下来。Theyenvy, theyhate, theyenvy.
他们羡慕啊,他们恨啊,他们嫉妒啊。IntenpeopleindeedhastwoJin Shiyuehard-core fans, one of them isGougreat, anotherto the draining waterspecializedyoung fellow, with a Chen Guanghigh schoolschoolmateDengHaiyangbedroom, windsripetightly.
十来号人里的确是有两个靳诗月的铁杆粉丝,其中之一就是苟伟,另一个给排水专业的小伙,和陈光高中同学邓海洋一个寝室,相互间也熟络得紧。Chen GuangpromisedtwofabricatedJin Shiyuegenuine signaturecd, wassettlesthesetwogoods.陈光许下两张莫须有的靳诗月亲笔签名cd,算是把这俩货安顿下去了。„Brother Guangyouspeak the truthwithus, hereeveryoneis a person on one's own side, Ihave a little not daredto believenow.”Gougreat said that whileis pinching the hand of Chen Guang.
“光哥你就和我们说实话吧,这里大家都是自己人,我现在还有点不敢信。”苟伟一边说,一边捏着陈光的手。Chen Guangpulls the hand, „Fuck, saidin a momentwell,youdo pinchmyhandto do the wool? Ok, shows one's skilltoyou, versatilesupermanindeedisI.”陈光把手一扯,“尼玛嗨,说话就好好说,你捏我手干毛?行了,给你们露一手,全能超人的确是我。”Said that hereturned to the bedroomto put out the pencil and bladeon the show a round.
说完他回寝室拿出铅笔和刀就秀了一发。„WTF!”
“卧槽!”„ThrowsthunderLou!”
“丢雷楼某!”„WTFUncleLi!”
“卧槽李大爷啊!”„UncleLiWTF!”
“李大爷卧槽啊!”„UncleLiyouinsists!”
“李大爷你坚持住啊!”Tenpeoplegivehimin the bedroomthisface to faceshowshakescrispy outside and tender inside.
十来号人在寝室里给他这当面秀的一发震得外焦里嫩。„Videohas looked atmanytimes, reallywithout your live demonstration a roundshocks!”
“视频看过好多次了,真没你这现场表演来的一发震撼啊!”„Mylittle darling, how your is long? Soto be how flexible? Does Goddess Jinhave a liking foryouto the fingering of thisgod?”Gougreatthisgrandsonstarted a facedreadfulfumble the hand of Chen Guangto come, his veryalsoaimed at the middle finger of Chen Guangspecially!
“我的乖乖,你丫这手怎么长的?怎么这么灵活?难道靳女神看上你就是冲着这神之指法?”苟伟这孙子又开始一脸猥琐的摸索起陈光的手来了,这丫挺的还特别针对陈光的中指!
Several other relationsspeciallyripealsocollected, wantsto touchhishandin abundance.
另外几个关系特别熟的也凑了上来,纷纷想摸他的手。Chen Guangresponded where can also not understandthesegrandsonsto thinkanythingagainslowly, thisgroup of cheap personTetewere dreadful!陈光反应再慢也哪儿能不懂这些孙子心里在想什么,这群贱人太特么猥琐了!Gathersis thinkingtouchedownhandto be equal tooccupyingJin Shiyueto be cheapindirectly! EspeciallyGougreatthisgrandsonwantsto containmymiddle fingerwith the mouthevidently!
合着一个个都想着摸了自己的手就等于间接占了靳诗月便宜啊!尤其是苟伟这孙子看样子想用嘴含住我中指啊!Fatherhave not tracedJin Shiyueluckily, otherwisereallymustsuffer a loss!
幸好老子自己也没摸过靳诗月,不然真得吃大亏!
A footalltrampledtohimflies.
一脚全给丫踹飞了。Well? Did the beliefvaluehave the change?
咦?信仰值有变化了?
The pencilidol of Unseong-ricame a soundsuddenly, rises suddenlyinstantaneouslythreebeliefvalues!
云城里的铅笔神像冷不丁来了点动静,瞬间暴涨三个信仰值!
The pencilidolnormalday of outputten, rise suddenlyall of a suddenthree, was too obvious.( To be continued.)
铅笔神像正常一天的产量才十个,一下子猛涨三个,实在太明显了。(未完待续。)
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