The human average must drink the next 1.5 rises water every day, approximately must drink 38.5 tons water for a lifetime. 人类平均每天要喝下一点五升水,一辈子大约要喝三十八点五吨水。 Chen Guang is one the person who likes drinking water, because his amount of exercise is very big. 陈光是一个很喜欢喝水的人,因为他的运动量很大。 Drinks water such sloppy ordinary matter, gave to drink to play tricks his here, drinks the elegant demeanor, drank a bright life. 喝口水这么稀松平常的事儿,在他这里给喝出了花样,喝出了风采,喝出了一片灿烂人生。 Naturally, sometimes waits for his also possibly is a pit. 当然,有时候等待他的也可能是个坑。 To today, when drinking water the basket that not guards against are many. 一直到今天为止,因为喝水时毫无防备出的篓子已经不少了。 For example bewildered truncation pencil, for example more bewildered brass fireworks Qilin arm, which time but never has, when detecting the soul has the feeling arrival of hole, his is so at heart hurried. 比如莫名其妙的削铅笔之界,比如更莫名其妙的黄铜烟花麒麟臂,但从来没有哪一次,在察觉到灵魂出窍的感觉到来时,他的心里有这么慌。 My good elder sister, my seven brother eight aunts, I was thirsty want to drink a cup of water, but has not really thought that will do this. 我的好姐姐啊,我的七舅老爷八大婶啊,我只是口渴了想喝杯水,但真没想到会搞成这样。 When who special wants to drink water also specially has guarded, will also care about itself to do? 谁特么想喝水时还会特意的有所防备,还会在乎自己正在干啥？ So long as do not drink water when the squatting large size, the invariable prolapse of rectum king wasn't good? Normal people not squats in a big way while drinks water? 只要别在蹲大号时喝水,不变脱肛王不就好了吗？正常人也不会一边蹲大一边喝水的好吗？ Then the issue came, when is doing is shaming the bashful matter drinks water, entered World inside the Grail, what kind of scene are oneself going to face? 那么问题来了,正和人做着羞羞的事情时喝水,又进了杯中界,自己将要面对怎样的光景？ Before this matter Chen Guang , has almost not been worried, after all is the old virgin, one generation of big demons lead, every day was been oppressive the single dog that by the trash of show love suffers extreme distress, caret-shaped has not cast aside continually, when whose also brain has the pit to idle egg sore is being worried hey entered World inside the Grail? 这件事情陈光之前几乎没有担心过,毕竟身为老处男,一代大魔导,每天都被秀恩爱的渣渣虐得死去活来的单身狗,连羞羞都八字没个一撇,谁还脑子有坑闲着蛋疼的去担心嘿咻时进了杯中界？ At least before today, before matter truly, he has not thought absolutely. 起码在今天之前,在事情真正发生之前,他是绝对没想到的。 He has indeed imagined occasionally, one day. Handsome charming overbearing such as I, sooner or later can also get rid of ignominious magician, becomes no longer needs flake, waves to make farewell speech the life winner who with five girls. 他的确偶尔想象过,总有一天。英俊帅气霸道如我,迟早也能摆脱可耻的魔法师行列,成为不再需要小片儿,与五姑娘挥手作别的人生赢家。 After all with the charm and insensitivity of old man. Cannot the hoodlum, be able to turn over/to stand up to act as the master for a lifetime sooner or later. 毕竟以老夫的帅气和厚脸皮。总不能一辈子光棍吧,迟早也能翻身做主人吧。 Spends together the first night with, surely is a beautiful the earth-shaking person, she must have a juicy big eye, but must have the water snake is pliable but hard to break than the graceful waist, the chest cannot be too small. Cannot be too thin, because does not have the meat, cannot be too fat, does not want the fat and flab. 与自己共度第一夜的,必定是一个美得惊天动地的人,她得有一双水灵灵的大眼睛,还得有比水蛇更柔韧曼妙的腰肢,胸也不能太小。不能太瘦,因为没肉,也不能太胖,不要脂肪和赘肉。 The personality of her person also well, wants on the main hall to go to the kitchen, saves face to me outside. Can at home with my both hot romantically. 她人的性格也得好,要上得厅堂下得厨房,在外面给我留足了面子。在家里又能与我干柴烈火。 Most importantly, she is a woman, good actually wants is younger sisters is good. 最重要的,她得是个女人,好吧其实只要是个妹子都行。 Today, his long-awaited day is sudden. 今天,他这梦寐以求的日子突如其来。 Although spicy suddenly, does not have the protection, but satisfies at heart eventually. 虽然辣么突然,毫无防备,但心里终究一本满足。 Actually this is also the successful matter, without Zhou Jingsi. Will not run into Wang Ren, Zhou Jingsi will not like on Chen Guang, Wang Ren will not bear a grudge on Chen Guang, without these reasons, when the Chen Guang mood is low today, Zhou Jingsi not initiative Chen Guang pulls on own heart exhaustedly, and is determined to today the Chen Guang that excessively abundant stimulated and angry mood returning to normal. 其实这也是水到渠成的事儿,没有卓静思。就不会遇到王仁,卓静思就不会喜欢上陈光,王仁也不会记恨上陈光,没有这些原因,在今天陈光心情低落的时候,卓静思就不会主动的把陈光的困顿拉扯到自己心上,并下定决心要在今天把陈光那过分充沛亢奋和愤怒的心情给平复下去。 All are very perfect, till he drinks this saliva. 一切都很完美,直到他喝下这口水为止。 „Yo. The young fellows, the easy life has moistened?” “哟。小伙子,小日子过挺滋润的嘛？” Colored Glaze sits in front of her computer as before, does not lift, but in the tune of sound has the stock not being able to erase ridiculing vigor. 琉璃依旧坐在她的电脑前,头也不抬,但声音的腔调里却带着股抹不掉的揶揄劲。 Chen Guang distant looks at Colored Glaze, does not dare to approach, oneself should have no qualms in the heart obviously, when always feels her to speak appears measures Yin, meaningful. 陈光远远的看着琉璃,不敢靠近,明明自己本该无愧于心,但总觉得她说话时显得阴测测的,意味深长呐。 My soul stands in this does not have the summit of flaw boundless sea of clouds pure white, my body is actually doing that ashamed matter outside, this taste, this feeling, was unusual! 我的灵魂站在这洁白无瑕苍茫一片的云海之巅,我的身体却在外面正做着那么羞耻的事,这滋味,这感受,过于奇特了啊！ You change a time to make me enter World inside the Grail actually! 你倒是换个时间让我进杯中界啊！ Can we discuss well? 咱能好好商量一下吗？ Naturally cannot, Exceedingly High Chalice not be always reasonable with him. 当然是不能的,通天圣杯从来不和他讲道理。 At this time, Chen Guang takes a broad view to look is the mammoth heroic grand three huge idols, the pencil of direct impact clouds, the length and breadth more than hundred zhang (3.33 m) height dozens zhang (3.33 m) white pianos, as well as seemingly is through a lot to fill with the historical aura half Alto car(riage). 此时,陈光放眼望去是波澜壮阔豪迈雄伟的三座巨大神像,直冲云霄的铅笔,长宽百余丈高数十丈的白色钢琴,以及看起来历经沧桑充满历史气息的半辆奥拓车。 The white silk thread of blotting out the sky came from the endless void spread, winds around like the nebula chains above these three huge idols, from the pen tip of that pencil, piano leftmost that key as well as on Alto left headlight, pulls three sturdy pure white aura suddenly, the direct impact clouds, condense in the sky above sea of clouds in the same place, turned into one bunch of dropping from the clouds glares again, straight illumination in Colored Glaze...... on computer. 铺天盖地的白色丝线从无尽虚空蔓延而来,如同星云锁链般缭绕在这三座巨大的神像之上,从那铅笔的笔尖,钢琴最左边那枚琴键以及奥拓的左边车灯上,又猛然拉扯出三道粗壮的纯白气息,直冲云霄,在云海之上的天空里凝聚在一起,再化成了一束从天而降的强光,直直的照射在琉璃的……电脑上。 This woman has not worn the clothes! 这女人还是没穿衣服！ A while ago she on busy busy , the important matter that must do seems to have begun to materialize, but she did not wear the clothes to become addicted, three idols suspended here obviously, the strength of provided faith little said that also this/should can assemble the clothes, but she all pounded unexpectedly on the computer! 前段时间她忙上忙下,要干的大事似乎已经有了眉目,可她是不是不穿衣服上瘾了,明明三座神像摆这里,提供的信念之力少说也该能把衣服凑合出来了吧,可她居然全砸在电脑上了！ On the other hand, she said that my easy life has moistened very much? 话又说回来,她说我小日子过很滋润？ Difficult to be inadequate she to look a moment ago from beginning to end, Fuck, was quite ashamed. 难不成刚才从头到尾她都看着,尼玛嗨,好羞耻。 Colored Glaze white his eyes, „can you indulging in flights of fancy of this vigor? This Emperor takes constant care of many affairs of sate, minor matter that the nonsense between space to manage your mortals has a stroke of bad luck?” 琉璃白了他一眼,“你就可这劲儿的胡思乱想吧？本皇日理万机,还有空管你这点凡人间的狗屁倒灶的小事？” Her facial skin true thickness, Chen Guang is so thinking at heart. 她这脸皮可真厚,陈光在心里如此想着。 „What position knows your kid in great-aunt? Those words, the This Emperor true body high absolutely zhang (3.33 m), your head, too slightly was too small, has a look at your three cuns (2.5 cm) small diced meat, We really am a little interest cannot raise. You do not have that volume with the old lady spiritual bond! Don't waste your breath you!” “知道你这小屁孩在姑奶奶心里什么身份地位吗？还是那句话,本皇真身高万万丈,你这个头,太小太小了,看看你这三寸小肉丁,朕真是一点儿性趣都提不起来。你连和老娘神交都没那体积！省省吧你！” Does not know that was Colored Glaze looked recently suddenly/violently Man looked, speaks the poisonous snake, was simply dissolute! 不知道是不是琉璃最近看暴漫看多了,说起话来越加毒蛇,简直放肆！ From was drawn the next World inside the Grail time to be getting more and more near, Chen Guang does not have the thoughts to rub gently with her again, approached slightly, „I dearest Sir Colored Glaze, what can you disclose slightly this time World inside the Grail are? Said, I now at heart am very very hurried dá!” 距离被拖进下一层杯中界的时间越来越近了,陈光也没心思再和她磨蹭,稍稍靠近了点,“我最最最亲爱的琉璃大人,您可以稍微透露一下这次的杯中界是什么吗？讲真,我现在心里很慌很慌哒！” Colored Glaze lifts the hand finally, makes a posture that pushes the palm, „your dying anomaly to my distant point, do not smear Our discernment! Asked you to lower the head to have a look slightly, slightly a little ashamed heart? Do you take the spear/gun to point at this miss to frighten the person?” 琉璃终于抬起手,做出一个推掌的姿势,“你这死变态离我远点,不要污了朕的法眼！拜托你稍微低头看看,稍微有点羞耻心好吗？你拿枪指着本姑娘吓唬人呢？” Chen Guang lowers the head, bi the dog, did quite a while Colored Glaze not to wear the clothes not only, I have not actually put on! 陈光低头,哔了狗,搞半天不光琉璃没穿衣服,我其实也没穿！ The good and evil her also a little fog covers conceals, I special this am indomitable spirit to show disdain for group of female side heaven to draw the halberd to eat the person , does not eat the god! 好歹她还有点云雾笼罩遮羞,我特么这顶天立地傲视群雌的方天画戟是要吃人,哦不,吃神呐！ „Gives you three seconds, turning around of numb slip, otherwise you are waiting for and your Dingding say say goodbye. This Emperor is very really busy, has no free time to respond you.” “给你三秒时间,麻溜的转过身去,不然你就等着和你的小丁丁说再见。本皇现在真的很忙,没空搭理你。” She finishes speaking, in the computer sound hears one to roar, „Holyshit!” 她话音刚落,电脑音响里传来一声咆哮,“Holyshit！” Did the ultra god slaughter? 超神杀戮了啊？ Very busy? 是挺忙的呢？ „Can we not crack a joke? You forgave my actually slightly, I am very really anxious! Exceedingly High Chalice acted unreasonably! Where had made me enter World inside the Grail at this time! I...... I special refuse to accept!” “咱能不开玩笑了好吗？你倒是稍微体谅我一下,我现在真的很紧张！通天圣杯太乱来了！哪有这时候让我进杯中界的！我……我特么不服！” Colored Glaze hehe, „you are really wanting to know that is what?” 琉璃呵呵着,“你真的想知道是什么吗？” „Really!” “真的！” „Good, I told you!” “那好,我就告诉你吧！” „Is anything!” “是什么！” „You guess......” “你猜……” „Guesses that Fuck......” the Chen Guang words have not scolded the exit|to speak, gives in a test world that drew World inside the Grail. “猜尼玛个……”陈光话未骂出口,就给咻的一声吸进了杯中界的考验世界里去。 When Chen Guang vanished, has sat the Colored Glaze complexion in front of computer fierce is gloomy, clenching jaws, what words did not say, only a fierce palm of the hand claps on own computer table. 等陈光消失了,一直坐在电脑前的琉璃脸色猛的阴沉下来,咬牙切齿着,什么话也不说,只猛的一巴掌拍在自己的电脑桌上。 Bang! 嘭！ „! My computer! My ultra god! My sparkling stone clothes feather robe! Also did not have!” “啊！我的电脑！我的超神！我的莹裳羽衣！又没了！” That familiar space and time tunnel, Chen Guang is sharp the head to fly to fly toward front, he really hopes that this tunnel was longer, oneself has more time to ponder the life like this. 还是那熟悉的时空隧道,陈光尖着脑袋一直往前面飞啊飞啊,他真希望这隧道更长一点,这样自己就有更多的时间来思考人生了。 If is really such that most are worried about, how I should face the following remaining years of life? 如果真的是自己最担心的那样,我该如何面对接下来的余生？ I resolve to be an honest gentleman obviously, why can make me face directly the so dreary destiny? 我明明立志要做一个正直的绅士,为什么要让我直面如此惨淡的命运？ I resisted in the pilgrimage seduction time and time again, 150 package nights, were 400 Yuan fast-food, or were 1500 commerce, either were 8000 surrounding, even if in I captured hold more than 100 million silver dollars, I have also never had the crooked thoughts. 我抵抗住了人生旅途中一次又一次的诱惑,无论是一百五的包夜,还是四百元的快餐,又或者是一千五的商务,更或者是八千的外围,哪怕我兜里已经揣着一亿多现大洋,我也从未动过歪心思。 My chastity earth-shaking, my such man attained can also make under the willow tree the benefit feel inferior in the ancient times. 我的纯洁感天动地,我这样的男人拿到古代也能让柳下惠自惭形秽。 To today, I first time stab in the back that falls down in Teacher Zhuo difficult against, I have not gotten a taste of blood, Exceedingly High Chalice can you make me throw into such dirty ashamed World inside the Grail? 一直到今天,我才第一次栽倒在卓老师的暗箭难防之下,我都尚未食髓知味,通天圣杯你就要让我一头扎进这么肮脏羞耻的杯中界里么？ Cannot? 不能的吧？ This is really the first time of old man! 这真的是老夫的第一次啊！ You must slightly a little moral integrity? 你还是得稍微有点节操的吧？ Some words saying well, we can also be the friend? 有话好好说,咱们还能做朋友的吧？ I...... scratch............ 我……擦……嘞…… Fuck! 尼玛嗨！ Plays real! 玩儿真的啊！ When Chen Guang really appear here new style to cannot describe, is unable to look straight ahead, after World inside the Grail that the secret cannot be divulged, only wants to loudly sing one, the boundless horizon is my love, the continuous mountain flower blooms randomly. 当陈光真出现在这新款到不能描述,无法直视,天机不可泄露的杯中界里之后,只想高唱一曲,苍茫的天涯是我的爱,绵绵的青山脚下花乱开。 Covers the face, obstructs the eye, as all can see on that day and between place a white piece, does not see the end that innumerable airplane of that mountain and sea...... the cup...... 捂脸,遮眼,君不见那天与地之间白茫茫的一片,也不见那山与海的尽头那数不清的飞机……杯…… You special the good and evil give me an honorable person! 你特么好歹给我个真人啊！ Exceedingly High Chalice can you really like this? 通天圣杯你真的要这样吗？ Your these rows, strings, many are innumerable to me, but also with honest price tag displayed writes the shock strength 1 to the shock strength 99999 innumerable such ashamed cups, which type is to make! 你这一排排,一串串,多到我数不胜数,还明码标价写着冲击强度一一直到冲击强度99999的无数个这么羞耻的杯子,是要闹哪样！ Your this also were also too many! 再说你这也太多了点！ 99999! 99999！ Yes, has not misread, is really five figures! 是的,没有看错,真的是五位数！ Can I special live? 我特么能活着出去？ After Chen Guang once thought obtains Exceedingly High Chalice, oneself will certainly step onto crazy Tyrant Zhuaixuan to be cool, divides minute to go against heaven's will, turns the hand for the cloud turning over the palm for rain saving world the road in of myriad things control. 陈光曾经以为得到通天圣杯之后,自己必将走上一条狂霸拽炫酷,分分钟逆天,翻手为云覆手为雨的拯救世界的万物主宰之路。 Present Exceedingly High Chalice was more and more fierce, oneself also grasped more and more dazzled the cool skill, but has not actually thought, suddenly at midnight the dream returned, oneself gave Exceedingly High Chalice to take into the ditch. 如今的通天圣杯是越来越厉害了,自己也掌握了越来越多的炫酷技能,可却万万没想到,突然午夜梦回,自己又给通天圣杯带进了沟里。 This ditch deeply is also too deep to see the bottom. 这沟还那么深深不见底。 Recently I was very honest, why you must such to me! 最近我真的很正直,为什么你要这么对我！ Really can like this? 真的一定要这样吗？ Probably also has no choice? 好像也没什么选择的余地吧？ Does............ 干……吧…… Bang! 砰！ When labels after some intensity 99999 cups blast open, in the sky transmits Exceedingly High Chalice that ruthless electron sound, „qualified, the duty is accomplished, Redeemer becomes in history to be strongest...... the drop hammer......” 当标注为强度99999的某杯子炸裂之后,天空里传来通天圣杯那无情无义的电子音,“合格,任务完成,救赎者成为史上最强……打桩机……” When thinking specific adjective, omnipotent Exceedingly High Chalice card a shell. 在想具体的形容词时,无所不能的通天圣杯都卡了一下壳。 The Chen Guang tears made the surrounding area number hundred zhang (333 m) the lake surface raise several meters baseless, right, this was really the tears, was not other anything, after all this was World inside the Grail, benevolent only gave him the spear/gun, has not given him the bullet, otherwise died early 9999 times. 陈光的泪足足让方圆数百丈的湖面都凭空抬高了几米,没错,这真的是泪,不是别的什么,毕竟这是杯中界,仁慈的只给了他枪,没给他子弹,不然早死9999次了。 I do not want this title, I do not become in history the strongest drop hammer!( To be continued.) 我不要这称号啊,我不要成为史上最强打桩机啊！(未完待续。)