„Hi, illuminated me saying that we made was too hasty, this/should entire symphony orchestra coordinated to come, the entire journey on Brother Guang your piano, I always thought up and down a little knocked the chen person.” “嗨,照我说,咱们还是弄得太仓促了,该整个交响乐队配合着来,全程上下就光哥你一台钢琴,我总觉得有点磕碜人了。” Wang Qing toward mouth stopper big chicken leg, while mouthful oil is talking over, after this boy since being out of hospital, becomes can eat specially, now whole person already quickly compared with former fertilizer one. 王清一边往嘴里塞着大鸡腿,一边满嘴油的念叨着,这小子自从出院之后就变得特别能吃,现在整个人已经快比以前肥一圈了。 „You do not understand, have the elder brother to play the piano, simply does not have any matter of symphony orchestra!” “你懂个屁,有哥弹钢琴,根本没交响乐队的什么事儿吧！” „You should not really plan that a person does shoot for two hours?” Nearby Zhong Bai frightened to him, „actually I also really called several ahead of time did the underground rock band came, to wait you are resting to give you to warm the field.” “你该不会真打算一个人弹俩小时吧？”一旁钟柏给他吓到了,“其实我还真提前叫了几个搞地下摇滚乐队的来,等着你休息的时候给你暖场呢。” „Ha? In the orchestras that you look for has the younger sisters?” “哈？你找来的乐队里面有妹子吗？” Chen Guang intertwined, he is plans a person shooting two hours, this can show own flamboyant, can make everyone be sincerely convinced, but Zhong Bai called, did not make one perform a little to be unfair to others probably. 陈光纠结了,他是打算一个人连弹俩小时,这样才能彰显自己的牛逼,才能让所有人都心服口服,可钟柏把人都叫来了,不让人上去表演一下好像有点对不起别人。 „No.” “没有。” „, That made them not come to power, worked as the audience paying homage to Deity below.” “哦,那让他们甭上台了,在下面当观众膜拜神人吧。” Chen Guang indicated, the elder brother cultivates the behavior is such sincere. 陈光表示,哥做人就是这么实诚。 „Became in front of the Lu Fei elder sister to say this words did not fear hit?” Zhong Bai hehe. “当着鲁菲姐面前说这种话都不怕被打的咯？”钟柏嘿嘿着。 Lu Fei trampled a Zhong Bai foot, „shuts up! You like stirring up trouble!” 鲁菲踹了钟柏一脚,“闭嘴！就你喜欢挑事！” Normal artist before stage presence, that must have all kinds of preparations, for example Richard Clayderman this popular piano performer, it is said before every performs one time, he will close in the room sits in meditation very for a long time, adjusts the condition, strives each performance to offer to the audience best condition. 正常艺人在登台表演之前,那都得有各种各样的准备,比如理查德克莱德曼这位通俗钢琴演奏大师,据说在每一次登台献艺之前,他都会将自己关在房间里静坐很久,调整自身状态,力争每一次表演都奉献给观众最好的状态。 But in history strongest piano master craftsman Chen Guang indicated, old man this does not need, the condition is in any case good, is rotten. Shoots is the completely same arguments, my condition does not have the condition. 但史上最强钢琴匠师陈光表示,老夫这都不需要,反正状态再好,再烂。弹出来的都是完全一样的调调,我的状态就是无状态。 „Before I and Shiyue elder sister sit the television, waits to watch your live broadcast! Has not really thought that you can play the piano unexpectedly! In the last several days your micro blog wanted insanely, next time we will hold the concert you to come to us to dub in music!” “我和诗月姐坐电视前等着看你直播呢！真没想到你居然会弹钢琴！最近几天你微博都要疯了,下次我们开演唱会你来给我们配乐啊！” While Chen Guang digs the time of food toward the mouth. Unexpectedly receives the message that Jiang Yage sends. 正当陈光往嘴里刨饭的当儿。居然接到江雅歌发来的短信。 At present knows versatile superman this micro blog details, on Zhong Bai Lu Fei this group of people. The bedroom three grandsons as well as Sun Xiaoxun who pay attention to the Chen Guang micro blog early perhaps, Jin Shiyue and Jiang Yage two giant stars, Uncle Cheng in Hong Kong also know the details, but he will not care about this matter. 目前知道全能超人这个微博底细的,也就钟柏鲁菲这一批人。还有最早关注陈光微博的寝室三孙子以及孙小逊,还有靳诗月与江雅歌两位巨星,或许远在香江的成叔也知道底细,但他老人家是不会关心这事儿的。 Sun Xiaoxun also sent in the message, „where Chen Guang you play the piano to study? I also want to study!” 孙小逊也发来了短信,“陈光你弹钢琴是在哪里学的啊？我也想学！” Chen Guang returned to the sentence decisively, „my master said that passes on male does not pass on the female, because this piano technique is too overbearing. Learn/Study time cannot wear the clothes, even if wears the sock to affect the level, could not learn!” 陈光果断回了句,“我师傅说了,传男不传女,因为这门钢琴技法太霸道。学习的时候不能穿衣服,哪怕穿着袜子都会影响水平,就学不会了！” Sun Xiaoxun returned to the expression of red painted-face again, she accepts as true unexpectedly! 孙小逊再回了个红脸的表情,她居然信以为真！ The phone call that the message that these people send, makes, has not created any difficulty to Chen Guang. 这些人发来的短信,打来的电话,并没有给陈光造成任何困扰。 Only Bai Fan, this pit goods, he first gives Chen Guang to telephone, only said the sentence, Brother Guang looks at WeChat. 唯独白凡,这个坑货,他先给陈光打个电话,只说了句,光哥看微信。 Turns on WeChat to look. Sent Lady White Snake video news to come. 打开微信一看。白娘子发了段视频讯息过来。 Inside he is kneeling on the ground, nasal mucus tears is howling, „Brother Guang draws my! My book threw! Threw the excrement! On passes to now in the streaking. One and half months! The new book period passed! The editor gives the mosquito the leg not to give! Brother Guang you must save me! Asked you! Asked you! Although I do not know such concert how you turn over, but I look at the popularity quite high really! Asked you to help my emergency broadcast advertisement, helped me propagandize the new book slightly! Even if read one my book title well also! Trillion rich few sinisterness favor the drowning little lovely wife to love my 1001 times again! Makes brothers' three years not to seek your one time, this time really asked you!” 里面他正跪在地上,一把鼻涕一把泪的嚎着,“光哥拉我一把！我书扑了！扑成屎了！上传到现在都在裸奔。一个半月了啊！新书期都过了啊！编辑连给蚊子腿都不给！光哥你要救我啊！求你了！求求你了！虽然我也不知道你怎么倒腾出来的这么个演唱会,但我看人气真的好高！求你帮我插播一段广告,稍微帮我宣传一下新书吧！哪怕只是把我书名念一遍也好啊！亿万富少的毒辣宠溺小娇妻请再爱我一千零一次！做兄弟的三年没求过你一次,这次真的求求你了！” This video is Lu Fei Zhong Bai several same places looks. 这段视频是鲁菲钟柏几个一起看的。 The people said that own waist injuring. 众人纷纷表示,自己的腰给伤到了。 „Brother Guang your schoolmate was too funny!” “光哥你这同学太逗了吧！” „Birds like attracts like! Brother Guang your side gathers round is some rare and beautiful flowers!” “物以类聚人以群分！光哥你身边围着的都是些奇葩！” „Was reasonable, we did not seem like the normal person.” “讲道理,咱们也不太像是正常人。” „Also right, we 50 steps did not smile hundred steps, but the book title of this Bai Fan young fellow also had that anything very!” “也对,咱就不五十步笑百步了,不过这白凡小伙子的书名也起得忒那啥了吧！” Chen Guang is turning a pair of dead fish eye, really does not know that said what good. 陈光翻着一双死鱼眼,真是不知道说什么好。 Following Lady White Snake made up the voice information. The point opens one hear, he wails to transmit hoarsely. „I asked you! I am watching your live broadcast, does not manage. My present neck has hung in the string in any case, you played me not to hear my book title, I died to you look!” 下面白娘子又补了条语音信息。点开一听,他更声嘶力竭的哀嚎传来。“我求你了啊！我在看你直播,不管。反正我现在脖子已经挂在绳子上了,你演完了我没听见我书名,我就死给你看！” „This will expose father micro blog the status!” “这会暴露老子这微博的身份！” „No matter! I do not listen to me not to listen to me not to listen! You or help me, we will be the brothers next life again, makes trouble does not let off you!” “不管！我不听我不听我不听！你要不帮我,我们就来世再做兄弟,做鬼也不放过你！” This his morals kidnapping very! 这丫挺的道德绑架啊！ Zhong Bai one group of people tease the belly to hurt to these two's dialogue, was really stupid. 钟柏一群人给这两人的对话逗得肚子疼,真的是太蠢了。 Until Lady White Snake reports a short news. 直到白娘子又发过来一短消息。 „You can pretend that asks the audience to mount the stage to interact, then makes this person read my book title!” “你可以假装找个现场观众上台互动,然后让这人念出我的书名啊！” Chen Guang catches the eye, looks in the crowd, Zhong Bai and Lu Fei two people display most disrespect. 陈光抬眼,一瞄人群里,钟柏和鲁菲两人表现得最不敬。 „Zhong Bai, draws brothers, rescues a life.” “钟柏,拉兄弟一把,救个命。” Zhong Bai could not smile all of a sudden, „for the wool was I?” 钟柏一下子就笑不出来了,“为毛是我？” Chen Guang hehe, „smiles cheerfully on you and Lu Fei sisters person, is not you, is the Lu Fei elder sister? Also, the brothers my one cup of tea with milk sold the webcast power, draws your little clever brothers, Brother Zhong Bai you sacrificed slightly, isn't excessive?” 陈光嘿嘿着,“就你和鲁菲姐俩人笑得最乐呵,不是你,难道是鲁菲姐？再说了,兄弟我一杯奶茶卖了网络直播权,拉你那小聪兄弟一把,钟柏哥你稍微牺牲一下,不过分吧？” „WTF! The meaning do I want to work as in history the most miserable childcare?” “卧槽！意思我要当史上最惨的托儿了？” „On this meaning, we are almost acquainted, must help me!” “差不多就这个意思吧,咱们相识一场,一定要帮我啊！” 7 : 15, can hold in 5000 people of literary centers to be filled with the person, outside gathers round the person who cannot come to be more, ten thousand people are few. 七点一刻,能够容纳五千人的文艺中心里早已坐满了人,外面围着进不来的人更多,万人都是少的。 Arts center's outside square is luckily big enough, a large screen, did not do a bit less late approach or the fans or watched the fun walked the part, kept the part, in brief, the person were in any case many, had a place to have a look at the large screen to be right. 幸好艺术中心外面的广场够大,还有个大屏幕,不少来晚了进不了场的或是粉丝或是看热闹的走了部分,留了部分,总之,反正人不少,好歹有个地方可以看看大屏幕就对了。 conceals in secretly, Chen Guang at heart is painful drops the blood, he is doing accounts, altogether 5000 people, an admission ticket we little said that receives 50, 250,000 did not have. 藏在幕后,陈光心里痛得直滴血,他在算账,一共五千人,一张门票咱少说收个五十吧,二十五万没了。 Actually this is also talks nonsense, to rent this location, joins a production team temporarily, 1.5 million first went out. 其实这也是扯淡的,为了租这场地,还是临时插队,一百五十万先出去了。 The television direct transmission power, the one cent have not gained. Also gave in vain 500,000. 电视直播权,一分钱没赚到。又白送了五十万。 Webcast power? Almost forgot the Zhong Bai that cup of pit fathers' tea with milk. 网络直播权？快忘了钟柏那杯坑爹的奶茶吧。 My heart good pain, to lose so seriously, rounds up to be equal to one hundred million. 我的心好痛,损失如此惨重,四舍五入等于一个亿。 Abandoned such big god. Oneself can red to what degree not to mention, if the tree does not have the piano idol. This absolute blood owes. 废了这么大的神。自己能红到什么程度且不说了,要是树不起钢琴神像。这绝对的血亏。 Well? 咦？ I seem like, indistinct, what matter remembers? 我似乎,隐约,想起个什么事儿来？ Approximately less than ten days ago, some god threatens me to let me in probably one month the tree two idols, when must let my squatting large size enters World inside the Grail? 大约不到十天前,某神好像威胁我要让我一个月内树俩神像,不然就得让我蹲大号时进杯中界？ Has the pencil idol put up? 铅笔神像已经架起来了吧？ Today puts up again the piano idol, that not on finishing ahead of schedule duty? 今儿个再把钢琴神像架起来,那不是就提前完成任务了？ I scratched greatly, I am so how quick-witted! 我了个大擦,我怎么这么机智！ It is not good, today is not successful. On dying for a righteous cause! 不行,今天不成功。就成仁！ Must result in gets rid at one fell swoop changes the fear of prolapse of rectum king! 必须得一举摆脱变脱肛王的恐惧！ „Zhong Bai!” Chen Guang bellows to make noise suddenly, calls Zhong Bai of laborious back ultra long book title to frighten the whole body to quickly grasp the meaning of something behind him. “钟柏！”陈光猛然大吼出声,叫在他背后正辛辛苦苦背超长书名的钟柏吓得浑身一个激灵。 „Does!” “做咩！” „Webcast power domestic? Has the overseas live broadcast power? Sells?” Chen Guang urgently said. “网络直播权只有国内的吧？有海外直播权没？卖出去没？”陈光急道。 „Not! You entire are so hasty, where!” “并没有！你整这么仓促,哪儿有空啊！” Although does not know why Chen Guang worries suddenly, but the Zhong Bai sound also raised unknowingly. 虽然不知道为何陈光突然这么着急,但钟柏的声音也不知不觉的提了上来。 „Quickly! Helps me try to find the solution! The overseas live broadcast must have! Does not ask for money , does not pour to pay out of money also good!” Chen Guang roars more and more loudly. “快！帮我想办法！海外直播也必须要有！不要钱,哦不,倒贴钱也行！”陈光吼得越来越大声。 „Only had 15 minutes! Which you make me to look!” “只有十五分钟了！你让我到哪儿去找！” „Tang Xiaokai!” “唐小开！” After ten minutes, divides minute several hundred thousand high and low, international friend Comrade Tang Xiaokai of taking constant care of many affairs of sate handled of this piano performance live broadcast on the overseas drill tubing, the local tyrant acts, the working efficiency is different. 十分钟后,分分钟几十万上下,日理万机的国际友人唐小开同志搞定了这次钢琴汇演在海外油管上直播的事宜,土豪出面,办事效率就是不一样。 Does not have to spend actually again. Actually after the beforehand truncation pencil video, versatile superman this micro blog, in the drill tubing and non- refused stubbornly to be possible on to have very big fame, everywhere double red. Chen Guang cannot set up the idol of hundred zhang (333 m) pencil. 倒是没再多花钱。其实经过之前的削铅笔视频,全能超人这个微博在油管和非死不可上已经有很大名气了,要不是海内外双红。陈光也立不起百丈铅笔的神像。 The car race documentary film that releases, enjoys crazy praise of overseas dare-devil rider, but the Alto idol has taken shape, even if strengthens the propaganda again, the strength of faith has also finalized. 紧接着发布的飙车纪录片,同样受到国外飙车族的疯狂追捧,只不过奥拓神像已经成型,哪怕再度加强宣传,信念之力也已经定型了而已。 Afterward two piano videos that he issues also obtained not small(this little one) repeater rate/lead, accumulates after some time popularity, the argument about his dropping from the clouds piano maestro, is also spreading externally unceasingly, but Chen Guang do not know. 随后他发布的两部钢琴视频也获得了不小的转发率,经过一段时间的人气累积,关于他这名从天而降的钢琴大师的争论,在国外也在不断流传着,只是陈光自己不知道而已。 Now. Heard that this Deity must open the live broadcast performance unexpectedly, is the performance piano. Has not collected the broadcasting fee, the head of this news renowned investment company. Well-known Chinese rich and powerful people Tang Xiaokai makes the phone call to bring both sides together personally, is not certainly false! 如今。听说这神人居然要开直播演出,还是表演钢琴。还不收转播费,这消息还是著名投资公司的负责人。知名华人富豪唐小开亲自打来电话牵线搭桥,绝无虚假！ The senior leadership of drill tubing only considers for 30 seconds, then resolutely decided, met this live broadcast! 油管的高层领导只考虑三十秒,便果断决定,接了这直播！ Recommends for admission to school the home page directly! 直接保送上首页！ Naturally, is different from the bamboo live broadcast of small acute hearing, the drill tubing but externally great platform second to none, may no longer need to rob the popularity with others, only needs to put in the home page this live broadcast, sufficiently was eye-catching. 当然了,不同于小聪的竹子直播,油管在国外可是首屈一指的大平台,可不再需要和别人抢夺人气,只需要把这直播放到首页上,就足以吸引眼球了。 „Handles!” Zhong Bai to is putting on Chen Guang that the mask preparation enters the stage to give the ok hand signal. “搞定！”钟柏对着戴上面具准备出场的陈光比了个ok的手势。 „Being a focus of public attention” the versatile superman piano performance will soon start! “万众瞩目”的全能超人钢琴汇演即将开始！ The performance that makes in a hurry, specifically many audience, Chen Guang and in Zhong Bai several will of the people will not have many bottoms actually, is in any case hopeless money-making, only wants to make his fame more resounding. 仓促之间弄出来的表演,具体会有多少观众,陈光和钟柏几人心里其实没多少底,反正也没指望着赚到钱,只想让他的名气更响亮而已。 Wujing city literary arts two assistant station chief slightly some sitting of some restlessing in the office, he should get off work today at this time. 五京市文艺二台某位副台长稍许有些心神不宁的坐在办公室里,今天这时候他本该已经下班了的。 But today the situation somewhat is slightly special, he does not dare to walk, he wants to defend in the office watches this live broadcast. 但今天情况稍许有些特殊,他不敢走,他想守在办公室里看完这场直播。 Suddenly disrupts the entire stage broadcast time to show, a television direct transmission of emergency broadcast piano performance, he is going against a big pressure forcefully. 突然打乱全台播放时间表,强行插播一段钢琴汇演的电视直播,他还是顶着不小压力的。 But the opposite party is the super client of Huangxiang Group this entire Dachuan television station, the given advantage is also big, 500,000 said that were many, says little much. 可对方是皇翔集团这个整个大川电视台的大客户,给的好处也不小,五十万说多不多,说少不少。 In addition, the literary broadcast piano performance, pours also justifiablily. 除此之外,文艺台播放钢琴表演,倒也名正言顺。 Furthermore, we are only a viewing ratio lower to the literary stage of explosive table, is two programs, playing a small pattern is not very awfully. 再者,咱自己只是个收视率低到爆表的文艺台,还是二套节目,玩点小花样也不是很要命。 But in any event, he somewhat lacks self-confidence eventually, at least, can't we also fall are lower than the usual setting the base viewing ratio? 但无论如何,他心里终究还是有些没底的,至少,咱不能跌得比平时的垫底收视率还低吧？ This age not Assistant Station Chief small(this little one) is not these repeated difficulties in very clear network, when only this is rich young master in the Zhong Bai that circle wants to work as a volunteer to look for a good time the child. 这位年纪不小的副台长并不是很清楚网络上的那些风风雨雨,只当这是个钟柏那圈子里的有钱少爷想玩票图个乐子。 This is also routine matter, how otherwise do their viewing ratios lower the make the blood boil literary two round of benefits? 这也是常事儿,不然他们这收视率低得让人发指的文艺二台怎么发福利？ That was not these rich Brother Young Master who depended on the childhood often did a positive result? 那不就都是靠的这些有钱公子哥儿时不时的搞点名堂吗？ Perhaps rich young masters want to play a ticket, otherwise helps hold one handful of young stars, even if the variety show that some no one watches, the good and evil is also a program. 或是有钱少爷们自己想玩个票,再不然就是帮着捧一捧小明星,哪怕是些没什么人看的综艺节目,好歹也是个节目嘛。 Considers the famous young girl anxiously, eats this set. 急着想出名的年轻女孩子,就吃这一套。 Make this assistant station chief feel that tense reason, was only the Zhong Bai appetite was too big, the opens the mouth wanted he two hours of time interval, not anxious was not good.( To be continued.) 让这位副台长感到紧张的原因,只是钟柏的胃口太大了,张口就要了他两个小时的时段,不紧张不行。(未完待续。)