CGA :: Volume #5

#404: Your this layman


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At first, when he enters to World inside the Grail, sees to pinch the dart that in the hand achieved wishes, when front also has a person of high gigantic dart plate far away, is very happy. 起初,他进到杯中界时,看见自己手里如愿以偿的捏着飞镖,前面老远还有个一人高的硕大镖盘时,是很开心的。 Sees to be fixed to become a big font again, ties up on dart plate, he feels very moe moe . 再看见被固定成个大字型,绑在镖盘上的自己时,他是觉得很萌萌哒的。 He thought that World inside the Grail in city may really play, where made and old man exactly the same model of intentionally puts provokes laughter, when this is to increase me bids the exciting feeling? 他心想,城里的杯中界可真会玩,故意做了个和老夫一模一样的模型放哪儿逗乐子呢,这是为了增加我投标时的刺激感吗? Do the old men, first shoot a dart? 老夫就,先射一镖? biu biu The dart acts, inserted on the forehead of model decisively. 飞镖出手,果断插在了模型的脑门子上。 Oh, is quite funny, oneself shoot the dart to poke oneself feeling is quite strange, looked that gruff goods are painful the appearance that the tooth grins, sprouted simply! 啊哈哈哈,好逗,自己射飞镖戳自己的感觉好奇怪,看那憨货痛得咧牙咧嘴的样子,简直萌极了! Again then, on his own head transmits a severe pain. 再然后,他自己脑袋上就传来一阵剧痛。 Fuck, touches the forehead, above is really inserting a dart! 尼玛嗨啊,一摸自己脑门子,上面真插着个镖! Is inserting with opposite that model, completely same position! 和对面那模型上插着的,完全同一个位置! This special for wool! 这特么是为毛! Where the meaning I poke that model, where on oneself forehead must insert? 意思我戳那模型在哪儿,自己脑门子上也要给插在哪儿的么? Pit father! 坑爹呢! Do not ask that I was thinking anything at this time, I now at heart on a character, pain! 别问我这时候在想什么,我现在心里就一个字,痛! Why do not ask on my forehead to insert the dart not dead! 别问我脑门子上插着飞镖为什么不会死! Please ask World inside the Grail! 请去问杯中界 At this time, he understood finally, although does not know what principle that World inside the Grail uses, but without a doubt, the one who throws the dart is oneself, dart is also oneself. 此时,他终于懂了,虽然不知道杯中界用的什么原理,但毫无疑问,投镖的是自己,中镖的也是自己。 This really does not increase the stimulation feeling, practices well, does not poke itself! 这真的不是增加刺激感,练不好,就戳自己! Chen Guang is certain, oneself is on Earth first is also last practices certainly the person of dart with own body. 陈光可以肯定,自己一定是地球上第一个也是最后一个拿自己的身体练飞镖的人。 But this advantage is also obvious, his has made rapid progress make the blood boil quickly, quickly. 但这好处也非常明显,他的进步很快很快,快到令人发指。 After the piano after this dart, he realizes the fierce place of Qilin arm finally. 在经过钢琴之界与这次飞镖之界后,他才终于体会到麒麟臂的厉害之处。 In Instant Sea , he although becomes stronger, can hit. But eventually also in the category of average person. 须臾海里,他虽然变得更加强壮,更加能打。但终究也在普通人的范畴之内。 May exercise the Qilin arm to make his both hands ability exceed the mortal from the bone, has such a pair of mysterious arm scratch coat, when cultivating other skills. He is easier to achieve exceeds the mortal, in history the strongest achievement. 可练就麒麟臂却让他的双手能力从骨子里超越凡人,有这样一双神奇的臂膀打底,在修炼其他技能时。他就更容易达成超越凡人,史上最强的成就。 And truth. Like carrying out the scientific research is the same, first hit the background of math, then conducted the research of other science, was often twice the result with half the effort. 其中道理。就如同搞科研一样,先把数学的底子打好了,再进行其他科学的研究,往往事半功倍。 The both arms of Chen Guang are stronger, when playing piano can be stabler, is more lasting. 陈光的双臂更强,弹钢琴时就能更稳定,更持久。 Even if the realized truncation pencil masterstroke/divine skill or the car race skill, can still be increased similarly. 就算是早已练成的削铅笔神技或者飙车技巧,也同样能受到增益。 Now changed into flings the dart, there is a similar effect. 现在换成甩飞镖了,也有同样的功效。 Strong strength. The strong controlling force, making his muscle memory form is smoother, is more relaxed! 超强的力量。超强的控制力,让他的肌肉记忆形成更顺利,更轻松! Through completing life reward that the penalty obtains, is such overbearing, is such easy-to-use. 通过完成命之界的惩罚之界得到的奖赏,就是这么霸道,就是这么好用。 Of Qilin arm, with the pure strength increase, is not only waiting , if helping him cultivation other skills to build a better foundation. 麒麟臂之强,不仅仅在与单纯的力量提升,等若是在帮他修炼其他技能打下更好的基础。 Naturally, he must practice is not the dart skill in pure significance, the masterstroke/divine skill that World inside the Grail takes, does not win several so-called championship tournament champions to include under. 当然了,他要练的不是单纯意义上的飞镖技巧,杯中界拿出来的神技,不是拿下几个所谓锦标赛冠军就能囊括得下的。 Exceedingly High Chalice product. Must the high-quality goods, not practice either, must practice. Must practice the pinnacle! 通天圣杯出品。必须精品,要么就不练,要练。就得练到极致! After approximately becomes the hedgehog 99 times the dart, he practiced the degree of hitting wherever he wants finally. 在大约将自己镖成刺猬九十九次之后,他终于练到指哪打哪的程度了。 Between the human form Chen Guang model two legs on dart plate, in the double egg that slit, he can also accurate shoots 18 darts, does not injure to a wee bit bodies. 镖盘上的人形陈光模型两腿之间,双蛋之中那点缝隙,他也能准确无误的射进去十八支镖,不伤到丁点皮肉。 What before realizing is? 在练成之前是什么样的? The light master said, we do not care about these passed the detail, changes the hedgehog, in any case after each time is hanging the dart can enull? 光老爷表示,咱不要在意那些过去了的细节,反正每次变刺猬后身上挂着的镖都会归零的好吗? Once I called the double-yolked egg, for sometime I changed name to a grain of egg, after turning into the hedgehog, thoroughly my Jianghu was called Mei Youdan. 曾经我叫双黄蛋,有段时间我改名一粒蛋,彻底变成刺猬之后我江湖人称梅友淡。 Please draw back ten meters in the future. Throws the dart distance to increase to five meters, please on the accurate hit dart plate shine red.” “请往后退十米。投镖距离增加至五米,请准确命中镖盘上亮起的红点。” As usual. World inside the Grail increased the difficulty at the right moment, the Exceedingly High Chalice brutal electron sound transmitted. 和往常一样。杯中界适时的提高了难度,通天圣杯无情电子音传来。 Snort! Thinks that the move back distance can make me flinch? 哼!以为拉远距离就能让我退缩? Good! The red point shone in old man Dingding following one inch position! 好!红点又在老夫小丁丁下面一寸的位置亮起来了! nutjob! You and my pants crotch cannot pass for the wool! 蛇精病啊!为毛你老和我裤裆过不去! I fly! 我飞! Oh! no! Axi! gg thinks of the meter!” “噢!no!阿西吧!gg思密达!” I scratch the kind. Why! Why your word did not transfer at earliest convenience! My egg!” “我擦类。为什么!为什么你一言不合就转起来了!我的蛋!” Was equal to that said the dart plate revolves also has the frequency conversion?” “等于说镖盘旋转还带变频的咯?” Finally, Chen Guang stands about hundred meters by far, the back almost withstood/top in the World inside the Grail edge, on the Qilin arm the muscle exploded the bulge, flung a silver dart ruthlessly. 终于,陈光远远站在百米开外,后背几乎顶在了杯中界的边缘上,麒麟臂上肌肉爆胀,狠狠甩出一枚银色飞镖。 This silver dart from the sky draws the long parabola, accurately hits beyond hundred meters, Chen Guang that crazy revolving and other armpit hair between body model armpits, sew it on the dart plate stubbornly. 这银色飞镖在空中划出长长的抛物线,准确命中百米之外,陈光那疯狂旋转的等身模型腋窝间的一条腋毛,将其死死钉在镖盘上。 ancient has yellow Zhongli to shoot with great precision broadly, now has the Chen Guang hundred meters nail wool! 古有黄忠李广百步穿杨,今有陈光百米钉毛! Qualified, the test passes.” “合格,考验通过。” The light master long breathes a sigh of relief, today crosses, the old man adds the masterstroke/divine skill, Chen Fei dart, the case not empty sends. 光老爷长舒口气,今日一过,老夫又添神技,小陈飞镖,例不虚发。 From now, the old man was not in the past that I, but had me of long-distance lethality! 从此以后,老夫再不是过去那个我,而是拥有远程杀伤力的我! Colored Glaze is very busy, without and him rubs gently in the sea of clouds, raised him, when recovers again, his story just talked about last, everyone, master gate had the life, the electric light poisonous dragon dart must the dart probably have the dart to see the blood, but now is not Jianghu, but was the prosperous times, we did not want between the person and person kill. Therefore......” 琉璃真的很忙,没和他在云海多磨蹭,将他一脚提了出来,再度回过神来时,他的故事刚好讲到最后一句,“各位,师门有命,电光毒龙镖必须镖必须出镖见血,但如今已非江湖,而是盛世,我们就不要人与人之间打打杀杀了。所以……” Finishes barely the words, the Chen Guang five fingers shake, the fingertip dart departs suddenly, center dart plate above half meter high position. 话音未落,陈光五指一抖,指尖飞镖猛然飞出,正中镖盘上方半米高的位置。 Yu Mengchang first stares, at once titters one to smile, Brother Chen your dart may shoot is really.” 于孟常先是一愣,旋即噗嗤一声笑了出来,“陈哥你这飞镖可射得真是准。” Your this undershoot also takes off/escapes fresh refined! 你这脱靶也脱得这么清新脱俗! Zhong Bai Lu Fei several people also felt somewhat at a loss, how Brother Guang blow blow flamboyant are blowing were going out on the dart, this accurate aim was a little awkward! 钟柏鲁菲几人也觉着有些茫然,怎么光哥吹牛逼吹着吹着就镖出去了,这准头有点尴尬啊! On the Chen Guang face is exuding the self-confident smile, what Zhong Bai do you have a look on my dart to sew?” 陈光脸上泛着自信的笑容,“钟柏你去看看我飞镖上钉着个什么呢?” Zhong Bai has turned away, the elongated neck takes a look, WTF! Can have a fly sewing for the wool above!” 钟柏转过脸去,伸长脖子瞅来瞅去,“卧槽!为毛会有只苍蝇给钉在上面!” Right! The person blood is the blood! The fly blood is also the blood! This saw the blood! Did not violate master gate the custom!” “没错!人血是血!苍蝇血也是血!这已经算是见了血了!不违背师门规矩了!” Has not complained to this group of people weakens the imposing manner the time, Chen Guang continues to straighten one's neck, again is the cold say/way: Today unique skill present world, was the foresight the blood! Now, I make you have a look, what is the poisonous dragon bodyguard office, the dart dart must!” 没给这群人吐槽削弱自身气势的时间,陈光继续梗着脖子,再是冷然道:“今日绝技已现世,又是先见了血!现在,我就让你们看看,什么叫毒龙镖局,镖镖必中!” The words have not said, he turns the head to walk toward behind, has stood in the passenger compartment corner, from hanging the dart plate on pillar has more than ten meters distances he to point at the front to say loudly: I do not understand the custom of your championship tournament very much, Brother Yu you help me refer to one finger/refers, according to what custom comes to be the high score.” 话未说完,他又转头往后面走去,一直站到包间墙角里,距离挂柱子上的镖盘已经有十余米的距离他指着前方大声说道:“我不是很懂你们锦标赛的规矩,于哥你帮我指一指,照什么规矩来才算是高分。” Yu Mengchang is dumbfounded, is the regular competition standard distance internationally 2.37 meters? 于孟常傻了眼,国际上的正规比赛标准距离是二点三七米好吗? You in funny? 你是在搞笑吗? Good, according to the competition custom, the acting cool player can stand a farther distance to throw the dart strictly. 好吧,严格按照比赛规矩,装逼选手是可以站到更远的距离投镖的。 But no one meets acting cool to arrive about more than ten meters! 但没人会装逼到站十几米开外去啊! I said, you are earnest?” Yu Mengchang participates is the regular competition, is the professional, where has seen this hooligan. “我说,你认真的?”于孟常参加的都是正规比赛,遇到的都是职业选手,哪儿见过这种野路子。 Chen Guang nods, naturally earnest! My skill is too strong, if illuminates your such ratio, in the future the matter will pass on, others will say that I will bully the person.” 陈光点头,“当然认真的!我的技巧太强,如果照你那样比,将来事情传出去,别人会说我欺负人。” You!” The Yu Mengchang training moral character is good, but was also despised like this. “你!”于孟常的修养品性是不错,但也遭不住被人这样鄙视。 He does the motorcade to perhaps attract Lu Fei, but plays dart matter, but also is really his individual interest is, likes the car race truth like Lu Fei. 他搞车队或许是为了吸引鲁菲,但玩飞镖这事儿,还真是他的个人兴趣爱好之所在,就像鲁菲喜欢飙车一样的道理。 You are insulting my hobby, shames my personality! 你这是在侮辱我的爱好,羞辱我的人格! Your rule cannot comprehend, your ignominious layman! 你连规则都搞不懂,你这个可耻的门外汉! If we had known you are such person, I will kill will not agree with and you compare the dart!( To be continued.) 早知道你是这样的人,我打死也不会同意和你比飞镖!(未完待续。) ps: Today had/left an accident/surprise slightly, because has not retained the draft, therefore the renewal is late, I maintain the daily 8000 characters as far as possible, sorry.】 gt ; ps:【今天稍微出了点意外,因为没有存稿,所以更新晚了点,我尽量保持住每天八千字,抱歉。】gt;
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