CGA :: Volume #4

#359: Thankless NPC


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In Chen Guang is swollen-headed, that black person jazz Grandmaster finally fiercely walked, Chen Guang knows, according to the movie plot should be he shoots one. 正在陈光得瑟时,那个黑人爵士乐大师终于猛的走了上来,陈光知道,按照电影剧情该是他弹一曲了。 Sets out to yield, is disinclined to listen to this fellow to shoot anything, Chen Guang ran out of the bar directly, rushed to a native of Virginia number deck. 起身让位,懒得听这家伙在弹什么,陈光直接冲出了酒吧,跑到了弗吉尼亚人号的甲板上。 For a long time does not see, sea! 好久不见,大海! Sea! 大海啊! You all are the water! 你全是水! Really Spirit Appearing Heaven cannot too count on, after having the bar, all became the mosaic. 呃,果然见灵天就是不能太多指望,出了酒吧之后全成马赛克了。 Mosaic deck, mosaic cruise chimney, mosaic sea, and mosaic. 马赛克甲板,马赛克邮轮烟囱,还有马赛克的大海,以及马赛克的自己。 The distant place sky drops the sea level about to square shape Sun, making in the Chen Guang heart flood is wiping the light sadness. 远处天空行将落下海平面的方形太阳,让陈光心中充斥着一抹淡淡的忧伤。 I think that you will give me Instant Sea, finally is actually a Pianma Secker. 我以为你会给我一个须臾海,结果却是一片马赛克。 Until after losing, understands to treasure, fondly remembers in Instant Sea tip. 直到失去了以后才懂得珍惜,多么怀念须臾海里的点点滴滴啊。 He is believing the horse by the reins is indulging in flights of fancy, a large crowd flushed from the bar. 他正信马由缰的胡思乱想着,呼呼啦啦一大群人从酒吧里冲了出来。 Chen Guang looks helplessly these lifelike people are running out of the instance of bar door, turned into the mosaic person. 陈光眼睁睁看着这些一个个活灵活现的人在冲出酒吧房门的瞬间,变成了马赛克人。 Their hands first extend, the hand on mosaic, the head searches, face lead horse Secker, back of the head actually honorable person. 他们的手先伸出来,手就马赛克化,脑袋探出来,脸先马赛克化,后脑勺却还是真人。 Takes the gate as, like having an invisible wall barrier, the person when passing through this wall bonds, the part of body then seems like scanning same mosaic. 以门为界,就像存在着一层无形的壁障,人在穿越这层壁障之时,身体的部分便像是扫描一样马赛克化。 Looks at the person to change the mosaic helplessly, Chen Guang looks absolutely terrifiedly, the person but who these clash has not actually thought quite the same as. 眼睁睁看着人变马赛克,陈光看得毛骨悚然,可那些冲出来的人却浑然未觉。 Again then, he has not recovered, gave 78 mosaic people trigging. 再然后,他尚未回过神来,就给七八个马赛克人给制住了。 He wants to revolt, may one by be incapable on the whole body by these people. 他是想反抗的,可被这些人一挨着就浑身无力。 He knows that perhaps this is World inside the Grail some does not have the explanation clear rule, considers as finished does not manage. 他知道这或许是杯中界的某种没解释清楚的规则,算了不管了。 Is lifting, was shoulders in the bar that these people are sprawled, under this desirably feeling. He also obviously realized when oneself changes the honorable person change from the mosaic person. 给这些人四仰八叉的抬着,又是扛进了酒吧里,这一次刻意感受下。他也明显体会到自己从马赛克人变真人时的变化。 Really unusual, starts from the foot, a numb feeling charging has swept the whole body. 真是奇特,从脚开始,一种酥酥麻麻的感觉过电般扫过全身。 Although does not want to acknowledge. But this itchy flavor is really good crisp good crisp . 虽然不想承认。但这痒痒的味道真是好爽好爽哒。 The black person jazz Grandmaster had ended his performance, the nostril visits him with a despising look upwards. That expression seemed saying, what kind of, your lives for a lifetime in the brat that on the ship has not seen the world. 黑人爵士乐大师早已结束了他的表演,正鼻孔朝天用一种蔑视的眼神看着他。那表情仿佛是在说,怎样,你这个一辈子都活在船上没见过世面的臭小子。 Chen Guang sat on the stool pushed up the sleeves, the principle does not want to manage him, today's I am a lead 1900, your npc of this circulation broadcast was doomed by me to be trampled in the under foot! 陈光坐在凳子上捋了捋衣袖,理都不想理他,今天的我是主角1900,你这个循环播放的npc注定是要被我践踏在脚下的啊! Was placed had changed in his front collection of music scores, but there is a foundation that the previous collection of music scores built, this time he recognized each symbol actually finally from the beginning. Also roughly could feel this song to be what rhythm. 摆在他面前的曲谱已经变了,不过有上一张曲谱打下的基础,这次他倒是终于一开始就认得每一个符号。也大体感觉得出来这曲子应该是什么节奏了。 By the ability of Elder Brother, this second starts writing surely such as brightly, begins like Beethoven! 以哥的能耐,这第二首必定下笔如有神,动手如贝多芬! When may play is actually actually an entirely different story, just now according to arriving at the second key, Chen Guang is thrown full Toubao. 可实际弹奏起来却完全不是那么一回事,才刚按到第二个琴键时,陈光就被扔了满头包。 Good I acknowledged that my really does not have any music talent, the first song that tens of thousands times is uses full Toubao trading forcefully. 好吧我承认了,我真的没有任何音乐天赋,第一首曲子那是硬生生用几万次的满头包给换回来的。 Actually he did not determine that is tens of thousands times, is several hundred thousand times, because these hot tempered testy audience masters were too easy to act crazy. 其实他都不确定是几万次,还是几十万次,因为这些暴躁易怒的观众老爷们实在太容易发飙了。 The time like the shuttle, square shape Sun of bar out of the window rises and falls. The testy audience masters who these are not aware of fatigue accompanied Chen Guang to pass innumerable in a native of Virginia number every night. 时光如梭,酒吧窗外的方形太阳升又落。这些不知疲倦的易怒观众老爷们陪伴着陈光在弗吉尼亚人号上度过了无数个夜夜。 They do not sleep, does not rest, should throw the thing to throw. Is unambiguous. 他们不睡觉,不休息,该扔东西就扔。绝不含糊。 That blond big chest female attendant has installed on the paper money, in addition could pile up one on top of another from Earth to moon is so high. 那个金发碧眼的大胸女侍应里装过的纸钞,加起来或许能从地球堆叠到月亮那么高。 Finally, when under ball last note, Chen Guang long implores the tone, Elder Brother, shouldered. 终于,当弹下最后一个音符时,陈光长吁口气,哥,又扛下来了。 Chen Guang thinks oneself can like 1900 in movie, almost shot several to come out that black person jazz Grandmaster on this/should resting vegetable/dish. 陈光以为自己能像电影里的1900一样,差不多弹几首出来那个黑人爵士乐大师就该歇菜了。 But he discovered afterward oneself made a mistake, is much more wrong. 可他后来发现自己错了,错得离谱。 When the second first bullet ends he has not run, but listened to this so-called Grandmaster to shoot one. Result fellow shoots from the start had just played the song. 第二首曲子弹完时他没有跑出去,而是听这所谓大师弹了一曲。结果这家伙弹出来的压根就是自己刚刚弹过的曲子。 Hey, you do not have me to shoot obviously of pleasant to hear. Can you also visit me for the wool with the look that despises rampantly overbearingly? 啊喂,明明你没我弹得好听。为毛你还能用那么嚣张霸道鄙夷的眼神看着我? Pharmacy bluish green lotus! 药店碧莲啊! Also right, I should not compete with your circulation broadcast npc. 也对,我就不该和你这循环播放的npc较劲。 Then he fell into the fearful nightmare circulation. Oneself shoot to end one, black person Grandmaster following ball. 然后他就陷入了可怕的噩梦循环。自己弹完一曲,黑人大师跟着弹一曲。 What is more ignominious, the fellow does not have to shoot obviously, actually uses a poor cocky appearance to oneself rampant. 更可耻的是,那家伙明明没有自己弹得准,却偏偏用一副穷得瑟的样子冲着自己嚣张。 Chen Guang endures to endure, when shoots to more than 100 probably, he could not hold in finally, brings to probe the thoughts, after oneself first pass, to is shooting the deluded black person to fly is a foot. 陈光忍啊忍,大概弹到一百多首时,他终于憋不住了,也带着试探一下的心思,在自己先过关之后,冲着正弹得如痴如醉的黑人飞起就是一脚。 Hey, then the pleasure may be big, the grandiose black person upset somebody with a kick by him on the ground, unexpectedly not making a sound stood, moves the stool to return to front of the piano to sit, starts to shoot from the beginning. 嘿,这下乐子可大了,壮硕黑人被他一脚踢翻在地上,居然不声不响的又自己站了起来,搬起凳子又回钢琴前面坐着,从头开始弹起。 The Chen Guang curiosity gets up, tramples turns it. 陈光好奇心起,又是一脚踹翻之。 This black buddy is unemotional restores the original design. 这黑哥们又是面无表情的重新恢复原样。 How to trample will not be angry, how to punch not injured, simply is the best quality goods in sandbag. 怎么踹都不会生气,怎么揍都不受伤,简直就是沙包中的极品。 However trampled was not good, wasted own time purely, Chen Guang also no longer rubs gently with him, then hit the goal to others in big hall, made this pitiful black buddy ball end well. 不过踹多了也不好,纯粹浪费自己的时间,陈光也不再和他磨蹭,转而将目标打向诺大的大厅里的其他人,就让这可怜的黑哥们好好弹完吧。 In the cruise bar at least sat 400-500 people, these people will not revolt no matter what, no matter how tosses about after losing the external force interference of Chen Guang returns to the original condition. 邮轮酒吧里至少坐了400-500人,这些人不管怎样都不会反抗,不管如何折腾都会在失去陈光的外力干扰后恢复原状。 They do not have the consciousness, does not have the mood, will only move back and forth according to the pattern of circulation broadcast unceasingly, may touch is the mortal body real bone. 他们没有知觉,毫无情绪,只会按照循环播放的模式不断往复,可偏偏摸上去又是肉身真骨。 Has old gradually the white hair scholar, the big strong Caucasian boxer, the attire magnificent and expensive aristocrat young married woman, puts on a mysterious Eastern female of sorcerer robe, the lively lovable simple and honest young girl, wears the qipao selects the Chinese high wait wait/etc. etc....... 有垂垂老矣的白发学者,高大强壮的白人拳击手,衣着华贵的贵族少妇,穿着一身巫师袍的神秘东方女子,活泼可爱的淳朴少女,身着旗袍的高挑华人等等等等…… Why behind is some younger sisters who Chen Guang does notice? 为什么后面被陈光留意到的都是些妹子呢? This inside knowledge is very big, said, was unspeakable. 这里面学问很大,佛曰,不可说。 But he has not done eventually the most ruthless that step, after all the senior virgin, the young lad golden body went bad on these unsensible npc too has not pursued. 但他终究没干出最狠的那步,毕竟资深处男,童子金身坏在这些毫无知觉的npc身上也太没追求了。 Naturally he does not have really to have that thought luckily, Colored Glaze, although breeds him, but guards against him to do this foolish matter early in secret, if he really dares to do, the native of Virginia number of this friendship said that turns turns. 当然也幸好他没真动那念头,琉璃虽然放养他,但早暗中防着他干这蠢事,如果他真敢那么做,这友谊的弗吉尼亚人号说翻就翻。 In brief, thank these to bear the burden of responsibility, hits does not hit back, scolds npc that did not talk back, they become in the travel of Chen Guang arid tasteless piano only to wipe the bright color. 总之,感谢这些任劳任怨,打不还手,骂不还口的npc们,他们成为了陈光枯燥乏味的钢琴之旅中仅有的一抹明亮色彩。 Today's World inside the Grail, moe moe implemented the essence of cramming method of teaching as before, with the faithful audience unceasing urging on, making him clench teeth shooting one after another. 今天的杯中界,依旧萌萌哒的贯彻了填鸭式教学的精髓,用忠实的观众不断的“鞭策”,让他咬着牙一曲又一曲的弹了下去。 He does not remember oneself altogether played many songs, perhaps included human was born in history all once by the collection of music scores that the definite orders recorded. 他不记得自己到底一共弹了多少首曲子,或许囊括了人类有史以来诞生过的所有曾被明文记载下来的曲谱。 But he cannot become the true pianist eventually, even if he grasps to each song each key such as reaches the stage of perfection, but is not a pianist. 但他终究还是没能成为真正的钢琴家,哪怕他对每一首曲子每一个琴键都掌握得如臻化境,但也不是钢琴家。 The speculation that just like he most starts, makes the intelligence that the music needs, this is the inborn talent, he is one point does not have, but the technique accurate and subtle rhythm of control qin tune can actually obtain through the brutal training. 正如他最开始的推测,做音乐需要的灵性,这是天生的才华,他是一分也没有,但驾驭琴曲的手法精准与微妙节奏却能通过残酷的训练得到。 His skill is impregnable, like the precisest instrument, but does not have the intelligence, he is in history the most powerful piano master craftsman, can spring the most perfect melody according to the book of music for strings, but actually gave up any idea of that makes he himself write a Ding least bit melody of pleasant to hear. 他的技巧无懈可击,如同最精密的仪器,但毫无灵性,他是史上最强大的钢琴匠师,可以照着琴谱弹出最完美的曲调,但却休想让他自己写出一丁半点好听的调子。 The light master, becomes in history the strongest piano player. 光老爷,成为了史上最强钢琴播放器。 That is all, impregnable. 仅此而已,无懈可击。 The ray circulation, he returned to above the sea of clouds, both hands still in convulsion vibration.( To be continued.) 光芒流转,他又回到了云海之上,双手依然在抽风般抖动着。(未完待续。)
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