CGA :: Volume #4

#349: Pū the street writer not to have the human rights


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Nearby Zhou Jingsi was also anxious, the brain pulled out a moment ago, talked into the friend Chen Guang, Zhou Long immediately starts to probe, revealing the secret was awkward. 旁边卓静思也急了,刚才脑子一抽,将陈光说成朋友,周龙马上就开始试探,露馅了就尴尬了。 The Chen Guang intention revolve like lightning, heart clarifies today must help Teacher Zhuo catch up with the fly, loses the person unable to lose, therefore he cracks into a smile, where does not take a higher position, does no itself/Ben business, cannot ascend the place of refinement, did not say makes you be laughed.” 陈光心念电转,心道今天摆明了得帮卓老师赶苍蝇,输人不能输阵,于是他咧嘴一笑,“不在哪儿高就,做点无本生意而已,登不得大雅之堂,就不说出来让你见笑了。” At the same time saying, his left hand smooth natural one fished toward side, held in the arms the waist of Zhou Jingsi, her toward own bosom area, grinned, where actually did not take a higher position importantly, more importantly I was the Little Sisi boyfriend. Which Mr. Zhou your is cool where to stay.” 一边说着,他左手流畅自然的往旁边一捞,搂住了卓静思的腰,将她往自己怀里一带,咧嘴,“其实在哪儿高就不重要,重要的是我是小思思的男朋友。周先生你哪凉快哪儿呆着去。” Elder Brother may not have the thoughts and this acting cool man here ink marks, you spoke an idle talk again, immediately the UBS black card rides the face, divides minute to kneel to me! 哥可没心思和这装逼汉子在这儿墨迹,你再多说一句废话,马上瑞银黑卡骑脸,分分钟给我跪! When met the name card a moment ago he also saw clearly, this Zhou Long also is really the professor of conservatory, such young on blending professor rank, on first hearing is very fierce appearance, perhaps is a known pianist. 刚才接名片时他也看清楚了,这周龙还真是个音乐学院的教授,这么年轻就混成教授级别,乍一听还是很厉害的样子,或许还是个小有名气的钢琴家。 Extraordinary! 了不得啊! However was sorry very much, what stands before you are compared with you younger 200 million local tyrants. 但是很抱歉,站在你面前的是比你更年轻的两亿土豪。 Chen Guang these acts, was not only Zhou Long being startled, the Zhou Jingsi same whole body was stiff, went well anxiously does not know where toward put. 陈光这一下动作,不光是周龙给惊了,卓静思同样浑身僵硬不知所措,紧张得手都不知道往哪儿搁。 Zhou Jingsi cried quickly, how Chen Guang you responded that was so quick, I have that thought a moment ago temporarily, from the start has not communicated with you, but you not only understood, but also was put into practice quickly, but your sound was also very big! 卓静思都快哭出来了,陈光你怎么反应这么快啊,我刚才只是临时动了那念头,压根就没和你沟通,可你不但懂了,还这么快付诸实践,但你这动静也忒大了吧! Can the food eat one after another? 饭要一口一口吃好吗? ! 遭了! Jumps out a middle-aged woman from side suddenly, with seeing the judgment day general look looked at Chen Guang and Zhou Jingsi, turned head to look again in the side complexion already Zhou Long that was black quickly can grind ink, Little Si? Who is this male student?” 冷不丁从旁边窜出一中年女人,用看到世界末日一般的眼神看了陈光卓静思一眼,再扭头看了看在旁边脸色已经黑得快能磨墨的周龙,“小思这是怎么回事?这男生是谁?” In the Zhou Jingsi sound brings the weeping voice, mother, this...... this is my friend. He cracks a joke. Father! The father you listened to me saying that he did not have a propriety like this, always liked cracking a joke randomly! Father you calmly!” 卓静思声音里带着哭腔,“妈,这……这是我朋友。他开玩笑的。爸!爸你听我说,他这人就这样没个正经,老喜欢乱开玩笑!爸你冷静点!” The Zhou Jingsi words have not said. Fierce works loose from the Chen Guang bosom, to front one has been putting on a serious face the middle-aged person who the preparation to/clashes to beckon with the hand again and again. 卓静思话未说完。就猛的从陈光怀里挣脱出去,对着前面一已经板着脸准备冲上来的中年人连连摆手。 WTF! 卧槽 Chen Guang also frightened the urine. Washes the motor! 陈光也吓尿了。洗马达! Teacher Zhuo you said your father mother early also in! 卓老师你早说你爸妈也在啊! Is right now awkward. 这下子就尴尬了。 If her parents are not, when necessary Chen Guang punches the ground to lie down this Zhou Long at the scene is not being a matter. 如果她爹妈不在,如有必要陈光当场就把这周龙揍地上躺着也不是个事。 But now this feeling is strange, sexually harasses the daughters, when parents hit at the scene, quite had to plant to see the person low feeling! 但现在这感觉就诡异了,调戏人家女儿给当爹妈的撞了个当场,颇有种见人低一头的感觉啊! Was the good time-comsuming, finally made the Zhou Jingsi parents believe Chen Guang is really cracking a joke. 费了好一番功夫,才终于让卓静思的父母相信了陈光真只是在开玩笑。 Naturally, the parents looked that the Chen Guang complexion is really no better, only to think Zhou Jingsi this friend is not really proper. 当然了,二老看陈光的脸色实在好不到哪里去,只觉得卓静思这朋友实在不正经。 But was good, not only Zhou Long closely examines Chen Guang to make anything. The Zhou Jingsi parents also joined this formation. 这下可好了,不光周龙追问陈光到底是做什么的。卓静思的父母也加入了这队列。 Chen Guang closely examining is miserable beyond description, almost wants to turn around to travel, but looks at Zhou Jingsi that pitiful appearance, is not cruel enough really to abandon her to leave. 陈光给追问得苦不堪言,几乎想掉头跑路,但看卓静思那可怜巴巴的样子,又不忍心真扔下她一个人走掉。 Finally pulls slightly credible point status to come to him, right, Chen Guang boasted oneself are an honorable network writer, is the pen pal relates with Zhou Jingsi. 终于还是给他拉扯出个稍微靠谱点的身份来,没错,陈光吹嘘自己是一名光荣的网络写手,和卓静思是笔友关系。 Also really score a lucky hit to him, several years ago when Zhou Jingsi attended the undergraduate course also the real interest made it so to write this net article, various writing were blue, various bitterness. Also insisted threw to 200,000-300,000 word-time to Mariana Trench probably. 还真给他歪打正着了,前几年卓静思读本科时还真兴趣使然写了本网文,各种文青,各种苦情。大概也就坚持到200,000-300,000字时就扑到马里亚纳海沟了。 At that time she also once interest excitedly has shown off with the parents, said oneself must write female lord version «Struggle», reorganized the soap opera. The viewing ratio sets a record, from now steps onto the life peak. 当时她还曾兴致勃然的与爹妈炫耀过,说自己要写成女主版的《奋斗》,改编电视剧。收视率创纪录,从此以后走上人生巅峰。 Although she failed afterward, because of this past events, making the status that Chen Guang makes up wild stories agree with the Zhou Jingsi past. 虽然后来她失败了,但正因这段往事,让陈光胡诌的身份契合了卓静思的过去。 Naturally, Zhou Long gave the name card, Chen Guang did not have the name card, a writer of broken symbol wanted what name card. 当然了,周龙给了名片,陈光是没有名片的,一破码字的写手要个什么名片。 Was he net article writer this status has a sequela slightly, the Zhou Jingsi parents looked that his look was uglier. 就是他“网文写手”这个身份稍许有了点后遗症,卓静思父母看他的眼神儿更难看了。 All day long closes itself the net article writer in room, is representing the dwelling. On behalf of waste, looked appearance that again he that mouth flower raised a rumpus a moment ago casually. Also appears he is not sturdy. 成天把自己关屋里的网文写手,就代表着宅。代表着废,再看他刚才那副口花花随便动手动脚的样子。又更显得他这人不牢靠。 Looks at the Zhou Jingsi face, any title of hoodlum young sexual harasser. Ms. Zhuo gave Chen Guang to deliver early right in the face. 要不是看卓静思的面子,什么臭流氓小色狼的称号。卓母早劈头盖脸给陈光送上了。 Chen Guang is also face tears, never expected that the net article writer does not have the human rights, if we had known pulls other. 陈光也是一脸泪,没想到网文写手这么没人权啊,早知道就扯别的了。 Even if toward Lu Fei that Lu chemical industry by the past, said oneself are Lu secretary is also better than the present. 哪怕往鲁菲那鲁氏化工靠过去,说自己是鲁总的秘书也比现在好。 What a pity in the world does not have the regret after the fact. 可惜世上没有后悔药。 Zhou Jingsi also detected that the situation is not wonderful, parents you leave this, writes the hypertext fiction not to steal does not snatch, can change the life well diligently, you look at Tang anything......” 卓静思也察觉到情况不妙,“爸妈你们别这样,写网络小说不偷不抢,好好努力也能改变人生的,你看人家唐什么……” Chen Guang fierce nod, Tang gate three few.” 陈光猛点头,“唐门三少。” He thought, thank the flag three few, when we were despised by others, can always move at the show you such a show, although your one year hundred million, threw street goods one year tens of thousands, but the disparity was big, everyone did after all was a matter not. 他心想,感谢旗帜三少,每当我们被他人轻视时,总能将你搬出来秀上那么一秀,虽然你一年一个亿,扑街货一年几万把,但差距再大,大家干的总归是一件事不是吗。 Ms. Zhuo worthily is the valiant middle-aged woman, does not have the good voice to Chen Guang, rolls the eyes fiercely, forget it, the entire Huaxia wrote the net article several million people, how many there are three few? Your this friend looks not has one's heart in right place, later few and he communicated.” 卓母不愧是彪悍的中年妇女,对陈光是没一点儿好声气,猛翻白眼,“得了吧,全华夏写网文的几百万人,有几个三少?你这朋友一看就心术不正,以后少和他来往。” Not has one's heart in right place four characters to use wonderfully! 心术不正四个字用得妙啊! Also there is a literary talent, curses at people, has not fallen the worth, but can also select this boy is the fact of hoodlum! 又有文采,又骂了人,还不掉身价,还能点出这小子就是个臭流氓的事实! This saying was really a little face has not remained to Chen Guang. 这话真是一点儿面子都没给陈光留了。 The Chen Guang heart bah, flashed! 陈光心头呸了一声,闪! He turns around to plan to travel without delay. 他二话不说转身就打算跑路。 He does not hold one's nose to serve others' lord well, cannot the enthusiastic look paste others cold buttocks. 他可不是捏着鼻子能好好伺候别人的主,绝不能热脸去贴别人冷屁股。 Calculates the ball, today that Zhou Long has the Teacher Zhuo parents to be the bodyguard, old man a wise man does not fight against impossible odds, first run to wonderfully, tonight inquired this ball piano which lives, then gives each finger to deliver the intimate Qilin arm ultra frequency to vibrate Ma Shaji to serve. 算球,今天那周龙卓老师父母当保镖,老夫好汉不吃眼前亏,先跑为妙,今晚打听出这弹钢琴的住哪儿,回头给丫每一根手指都送上贴心的麒麟臂超频振动马杀鸡服务。 Gives him to come to remove firewood from under the pot. 给他来个釜底抽薪。 Zhou Long in the one side looks that the Zhou Jingsi parents escort to oneself, self-satisfaction that the heart could not say. 周龙在一旁看着卓静思的父母给自己保驾护航,心头说不出的得意。 The mother, meets I not to gather with your word, you raised a rumpus to my fiancee, looked you long possibly cannot very be victorious strongly you, I special began to punch you directly. 妈的,见面我都没和你一言不合,你丫就对我未婚妻动手动脚了,要不是看你长挺壮可能打不过你,我特么就直接动手揍你丫了。 Which unexpectedly also makes my cool where to stay, slightly broken throws the street writer your actually urination photo oneself! 居然还让我哪儿凉快哪儿呆着去,小破扑街写手你倒是撒泡尿照照自己啊! Any book that oneself write does not dare saying that does not need to want also to know is in the beginning these writes vulgar ambiguous edge ball specially the goods, mixes a thin board throws the street poorly. 连自己写的什么书都不敢说,不用想也知道是起点上那些专门写低俗暧昧擦边球的货色,混点稀饭钱的穷扑街。 Added that what does no itself/Ben business? 还说什么做点无本生意? Writes the net article also to want the qualification own Guan dwelling? Doesn't the electrical bill want? Doesn't the net fee/spent want? Don't the living expenses want? 把自己关家里宅着写网文也是要本钱的好吗?电费不要?网费不要?生活费不要? In this world can do no itself/Ben business truly, that is the method exceedingly high relations perfect character, absolutely excluding your broken writer! 这世上真正能做无本生意的,那都是手段通天关系过硬的人物好吗,绝对不包括你这破写手啊! Zhou Jingsi sees Chen Guang to must to the air/Qi to walk, thinks that he was really hot, first stamped the feet ruthlessly, has the unprecedented courage, to was still roaring in Ms. Zhuo of rolling the eyes loudly, mother your how this! Others are my friend! Your this, both of you accompany Zhou Long to buy the car(riage) again today! Originally does not have my anything matter!” 卓静思陈光给气得要走,以为他真火了,先是狠狠一跺脚,鼓起前所未有的勇气,对着依然在翻白眼的卓母大声吼了一句,“妈你怎么这样!人家是我朋友!你再这样,你们俩今天陪周龙买车吧!本来就没我什么事!” Roared, she turned the head to pursue Chen Guang. 吼完了,她转头就去追陈光 Facing her sudden eruption, Mr. Zhuo Ms. Zhuo look at each other in blank dismay, how did not know.( To be continued.) 面对她突然的爆发,卓父卓母面面相觑,不知道到底怎么了。(未完待续。)
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